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00:00:00So you know he's Clark Kent?
00:00:02Oh my god, why does he trust everyone?
00:00:05He doesn't! Just us because we are also of the cloth.
00:00:09Of the cloth?
00:00:13What are we gonna do?
00:00:15About what?
00:00:16Superman! He's your friend!
00:00:19Some friend? Came here to rule over me?
00:00:21It would be difficult to find him.
00:00:23I put nanobot GPS trackers into Superman's bloodstream.
00:00:27You can see where his trail ends abruptly right here at Fort Kramer,
00:00:30a dormant military post across the river about ten miles down.
00:00:33Even if he was dead, those trackers would still be there.
00:00:36So all this leads me to believe, as your article surmised,
00:00:39he really is in a pocket universe.
00:00:41You put nanobot GPS trackers in your friend's bloodstream?
00:00:44Oh, I do that to everybody.
00:00:46So, okay, come on. Let's go to Fort Kramer then.
00:00:49The four of us and find out what's going on.
00:00:51And then do what?
00:00:54Save him.
00:00:56You want to break a federally incarcerated prisoner out of jail?
00:00:59Look, I think this is being done to keep him from interfering with the Baravian invasion.
00:01:03No, you look. I'm a Green Lantern lady.
00:01:06That means I took a vow not to get involved in politics.
00:01:09Oh, that's part of the vows?
00:01:10It's implied, yeah.
00:01:11An implied vow?
00:01:12Every time there's something he doesn't want to do, he says it's part of some vows.
00:01:15Oh, I swear to God, I'm two seconds away from forming a giant hammer and beating you both today.
00:01:20Is soups here to take over the world? I don't know. Probably not.
00:01:24But the risk is just not worth a beef between the U.S. government and the justice gang.
00:01:29Not our name makes it sound like cowboys, but I agree with the rest.
00:01:33So you're just gonna let your friend rot in the pocket universe?
00:01:50That haircut should be against your vows.
00:01:53That what? That what should be what?
00:01:56I'll have you know 348 chicks say otherwise.
00:02:06Hey.
00:02:10What?
00:02:11I'm not saying we're gonna save him, but I think we can at least check out what's going on with your boyfriend at this Fort Kramer.
00:02:17He's not.
00:02:19We're just seeing each other.
00:02:21Thanks.
00:02:22You want me to drive?
00:02:26We'll take my ride.
00:02:47You have a flying saucer, but you couldn't get a faster garage door?
00:02:52I haven't worked on that yet.
00:02:56I'm not even sure how I feel, honestly.
00:02:59What?
00:03:00That Clark.
00:03:02He's not my boyfriend.
00:03:03We've actually just been seeing each other for a couple of months.
00:03:05Yeah, lady, just to be clear, I'm not into people's emotions.
00:03:08Yeah. No, totally.
00:03:09I'm just thinking out loud.
00:03:12I was gonna break up with him, actually.
00:03:14I mean, we had this huge fight, and he told me he loved me, and it just didn't...
00:03:18Q&A time, alien.
00:03:33Today we have a special guest.
00:03:37I'm familiar with him.
00:03:39And the smell of his piss as we flew across the desert.
00:03:45That is alive!
00:03:46No, not Vasile.
00:03:47He's just here as an observer.
00:03:52I'm not here.
00:03:53Now, the U.S. government has a few questions for you.
00:03:58Luther, I barely know him.
00:03:59He gave me food one time.
00:04:02Who are you working with here on Earth?
00:04:04I'm not working with anyone, Luther.
00:04:06Don't tell him nothing, Superman.
00:04:08I have no family or nothing.
00:04:09Luther, don't do this.
00:04:10You think my food was a great honor, Superman?
00:04:13No.
00:04:14No.
00:04:15Got lucky on that one.
00:04:17No, Luther, don't do this.
00:04:19Please.
00:04:20Let's try another question, shall we, Superman?
00:04:22Luther, don't do this.
00:04:23Who raised you as a child?
00:04:25I didn't.
00:04:26I believe in you, Superman.
00:04:27No.
00:04:28Don't tell him nothing.
00:04:34I didn't imagine that would go so quickly.
00:04:43My lungs.
00:04:47Mr. Handsome.
00:04:50I'll be back later with someone else you've chatted with,
00:04:52and I'll kill them too.
00:04:54Maybe that reporter you always do interviews with.
00:04:57Maybe I'll kill Clark Kent next.
00:05:04No!
00:05:05No!
00:05:06No!
00:05:07No!
00:05:08No!
00:05:09No!
00:05:10No!
00:05:11No!
00:05:12No!
00:05:13No!
00:05:15It's time to get me walking round to do.
00:05:18With the sun shining down with me and you.
00:05:21And there'll be love in the body to be a fast till.
00:05:25Restricted area, pal!
00:05:28Get back to your vehicle and get out of here!
00:05:31Whoa-ho!
00:05:32What do we got here?
00:05:33Hey!
00:05:34You see this guy?
00:05:36Hey!
00:05:37Hey!
00:05:38Hey!
00:05:39Hey!
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00:05:55Um…
00:05:56That's his path.
00:05:58DNA trail leads to that tent.
00:06:00Isn't that one of those justice guys?
00:06:02It's just a smart one.
00:06:03Hey!
00:06:04You heard the man!
00:06:06I am giving you one last chance to stop!
00:06:09I was just about to say the same to you.
00:06:12Fire!
00:06:15Oh, that was fine!
00:06:19I'm so hard.
00:06:20I'm so hard.
00:06:23I'm so hard.
00:06:25Happy.
00:06:27I'm so happy.
00:06:29And I'll say I no longer feel a happy James Dean and she'll say, yeah, well, I feel a pretty happy tale.
00:06:37And I'm all just pretty happy.
00:06:39But I'm just getting back with you and it can love, love, love, all through our bodies and love, love, love, love.
00:06:47I'm gonna want to be love, love, love
00:06:51All over her face and love, love, love
00:06:54All over mine
00:06:56And though Emily's moments are just in my head
00:07:00I'll be thinking about them as I'm lying in bed
00:07:04And if all that Emily might not need a country
00:07:08But in my mind I'm having a pretty good time with you
00:07:17Holy shit
00:07:19Unbelievable
00:07:30That jackass did create a pocket universe
00:07:34And that's bad
00:07:36When creating a pocket universe
00:07:38If you are just one pick-a-meter off
00:07:41You will have a black hole where Earth used to be
00:07:43And every time you enter or exit
00:07:46You risk tearing a hole in the fabric of reality
00:07:48You're kidding
00:07:49It's the type of reckless science Lex Luthor specializes in
00:07:52What are they doing?
00:07:55They're trying to hack it
00:07:56So I guess you decided to help
00:07:58Only because it'll piss off Green Lancer
00:08:02Thanks
00:08:05You just killed that poor god
00:08:15Molly
00:08:16His name was Molly
00:08:19And I didn't
00:08:20I didn't
00:08:22I didn't do anything
00:08:25You said you can get to my son, right?
00:08:32I didn't
00:08:35You think so
00:08:43I think so
00:08:45You know
00:08:46Why are you so gross-looking?
00:09:12I don't know.
00:09:14I thought that it must be the sun.
00:09:19What are you doing?
00:09:20What sun?
00:09:21There's no sun here.
00:09:22That's the problem.
00:09:23I need to heal.
00:09:25I get my powers from the yellow sun.
00:09:27Just give me a second.
00:09:34Come on!
00:09:39Hell yeah.
00:09:40We're in.
00:09:44Whoa.
00:09:45An anti-proton river.
00:09:49Do we repel?
00:09:51Repel?
00:09:52Where am I going to get the gear to repel into a pocket universe?
00:09:56I don't know.
00:09:57Maybe it comes out of your circles or something.
00:09:58Circles?
00:09:59What?
00:10:00T-spheres.
00:10:01Okay.
00:10:02What?
00:10:03T-spheres.
00:10:04Okay.
00:10:05They're three-dimensional.
00:10:06Circles are flat.
00:10:07Sorry.
00:10:08Unbelievable.
00:10:09Unbelievable.
00:10:10This place is filthy with black hole vortexes and that anti-proton river will tear us apart
00:10:16in seconds.
00:10:17We cannot go in ourselves.
00:10:18Copy.
00:10:19I can't make a sun.
00:10:20I know.
00:10:21I know.
00:10:22I can only make something kind of like a sun.
00:10:24What?
00:10:25All right.
00:10:26All right.
00:10:27Okay.
00:10:28Okay.
00:10:29We've got hydrogen, and we've got helium, and compression, obviously.
00:10:32What are you doing?
00:10:33Hey!
00:10:34Hey!
00:10:35Hey!
00:10:36Hey!
00:10:37Hey!
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00:10:53Hey!
00:10:54Hey!
00:10:55No, no!
00:10:56Stop!
00:10:57Enough!
00:10:58You're going to get all of us in trouble!
00:10:59What are you doing?
00:11:00Stop that!
00:11:01Hey!
00:11:02He's doing something in here!
00:11:03Guard!
00:11:04Guard!
00:11:05He's doing something!
00:11:06No!
00:11:07You are not going to take credit for this.
00:11:08I am the one that saw it first.
00:11:09Oh, take a hiding barbie!
00:11:10Barbie?
00:11:11Yeah!
00:11:12These two are going to get out and killed!
00:11:13Rackers!
00:11:14Rackers!
00:11:15Rackers!
00:11:16They have lower power!
00:11:17It has nothing.
00:11:18We're getting rid of them!
00:11:19Yeah!
00:11:20No!
00:11:21No!
00:11:22Oh no!
00:11:23It's time Oh no!
00:11:25What a miracle!
00:11:26Could you good hurt Zelda!
00:11:31I've alright!
00:11:36Yeah!
00:11:37Huh?
00:11:39You Wow you used!!!
00:11:43Joey!
00:11:57You have to take him.
00:12:02I can't carry him when I change forms.
00:12:13Whoa, whoa, whoa, no, no, Krypto, Krypto, Krypto, Krypto, Krypto, stop, you're gonna squash the baby, stop.
00:12:23What do you see?
00:12:24Did you find him?
00:12:25Oh, my God, what is that?
00:12:28The portal's been open too long.
00:12:29We can't stand here much longer.
00:12:34Oh, you look like shit.
00:12:36I'm fine.
00:12:37I think we need to get to those portals up there.
00:12:39Uh, right.
00:12:40How do we work them?
00:12:42I don't know, but we'll figure it out.
00:12:48Joey!
00:12:49Oh, no, no, no!
00:12:50I don't know, but we're gonna survive.
00:12:51Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:12:55Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:13:11Kill him! He's still weak!
00:13:13All right, freak, nice and slow, back in the cage.
00:13:26What are you going to do?
00:13:27Splash us?
00:13:28Yes.
00:13:29With clara white demonic acid.
00:13:43Do you have him?
00:13:58Hot damn.
00:13:59What?
00:14:00It's a flying dog.
00:14:02Uh-oh.
00:14:03What?
00:14:04Come on, come on.
00:14:06No, no, no, no.
00:14:11Come on, come on.
00:14:34Black hole!
00:14:41Oh boy!
00:14:44Crypto!
00:14:45Come here, boy!
00:14:46I can't get out of this!
00:14:47Crypto!
00:14:48It's a black hole, we'll never get out of it!
00:14:49Pull us out!
00:14:50Crypto!
00:14:51No!
00:14:52No!
00:14:53No!
00:14:54Stop it!
00:14:55Crypto!
00:14:56Help us out!
00:14:57Bad boy!
00:14:58Rex!
00:14:59Go East!
00:15:00Go East!
00:15:01Go East!
00:15:02Go East!
00:15:03Go East!
00:15:04Go East!
00:15:05Go East!
00:15:06Go East!
00:15:07Go East!
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00:15:35Go East!
00:15:36Go East!
00:15:37Man, you are so weird.
00:15:52Do you have them?
00:15:54Them.
00:15:55Superman, the mean dog in a cape, a weird baby and a squiggle man.
00:16:00What?
00:16:02Terrific?
00:16:03Follow me!
00:16:07No!
00:16:09No!
00:16:10No!
00:16:11Leave it!
00:16:24Are you kidding me?
00:16:28Those things aren't cheap!
00:16:30Oh my gosh, thank you.
00:16:37Hey buddy.
00:16:41Hey.
00:16:42Hey.
00:16:43You came to get me.
00:16:45Yeah.
00:16:48You came to get me.
00:16:50Yeah.
00:16:54There's more people being held prisoner in there.
00:16:58We gotta go get them.
00:16:59Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:17:00Not through here.
00:17:01You can't.
00:17:02Not with you like this.
00:17:04Clark, what the?
00:17:05It's kryptonite poisoning.
00:17:08He'll heal, but it'll take a day or two.
00:17:10Get him someplace safe.
00:17:12Take the T-Craft.
00:17:13The controls are easy and intuitive.
00:17:16I need to stay back here and make sure the portal is secure.
00:17:30Okay.
00:17:35Okay.
00:17:36Okay.
00:17:38Okay.
00:17:41Okay.
00:17:42No.
00:17:43Dog.
00:17:44Dog.
00:17:45I really need you.
00:17:46No.
00:17:47Dog.
00:17:48I really need you to.
00:17:49Come on.
00:17:51Okay.
00:17:52Let me do it.
00:17:55Yeah, for sure.
00:17:56Okay.
00:18:04Oh!
00:18:09Take that up.
00:18:17Eve!
00:18:18Get out of here, you idiot!
00:18:20move how the hell could he have gotten free
00:18:29we need to find him
00:18:35eve oh i'm so done jimmy oh um i have everything you need to ruin lex forever
00:18:48what where oh i have it over here
00:18:51life how dare he throw a man so like me
00:18:57but if i send you this jimmy
00:19:12uh-huh you have to promise me we get to hang this weekend just the two of us
00:19:22uh
00:19:26okay yeah okay uh-huh how uh how long
00:19:38all weekend all weekend oh my god jimmy i'm sorry this is such a major imposition on your
00:19:45life no it's not an imposition i i can tell you don't really think so
00:19:49come on
00:20:07i'm martha this is john
00:20:23i'm i'm martha this is john
00:20:35here son
00:20:37i'm uh they sent me here to rule over
00:20:43clark that ain't that ain't
00:20:57is our boy gonna be okay yes mr terrific says yes don't mind him lois he's just a big old mush
00:21:11especially when it comes to clark
00:21:35This girl is obsessed with you?
00:21:47Uh-huh.
00:21:49How do you do it, Jimmy?
00:21:50Look, I didn't even want to bother you,
00:21:52but you told me to call with anything I got, so...
00:21:54Yeah, but I thought you said she disappeared off the line.
00:21:56I don't know.
00:21:56She might have dropped her phone in the toilet.
00:21:58She does that a lot.
00:22:00Well, I'm not really sure that sexy selfies are...
00:22:05Your hot axe is a genius.
00:22:17Hot?
00:22:18We have to talk to Perry.
00:22:19I'll be there as soon as I can, okay?
00:22:24Sending sexy selfies behind the back of Lex Luthor?
00:22:27She has to be the biggest idiot in the world.
00:22:30Lex, he just told you the portal was destroyed!
00:22:32The dimensional aperture is still there.
00:22:34Alan!
00:22:35We could open remotely so...
00:22:36It is not safe!
00:22:38We can close the aperture later by inputting the coordinates, correct?
00:22:41Theoretically.
00:22:42Great!
00:22:44If we can't find him, we'll need to draw him out.
00:22:47But Lex, that could tear a dimensional rift into the surrounding area.
00:23:11This is something you think I don't know.
00:23:17That shouldn't happen.
00:23:19Oh, you don't say.
00:23:21Can you...
00:23:22Can you stop it?
00:23:23Can I stop it?
00:23:31This is why you don't create a damn pocket universe.
00:23:35There.
00:23:36Superman won't be able to ignore that.
00:23:40Now we know where he'll be next.
00:23:42He will see us now.
00:24:04I thought she was out of here.
00:24:28Hey, Bob.
00:24:31Never seen you sleep that long.
00:24:34Last week, me, Ma, Hector, and them, we took a drive to Beer Key's Burritos down in Lettuce.
00:24:48Like the one that used to be out by that old blue barn out on that I-9.
00:24:52You remember that?
00:24:54Mm-hmm.
00:24:56Burritos still just as good.
00:24:58That Lou Ann, she-she seems nice.
00:25:06It was Lois.
00:25:08Hmm?
00:25:08Her name's Lois.
00:25:10Yeah, she's-she's nice.
00:25:14But you don't seem quite yourself.
00:25:16Yeah, well, the message that my parents sent with me, I had never heard the second half before.
00:25:24Well, I'd say what you wanted that message to me is there's a whole lot more about you than what anyone meant for it to me.
00:25:34Oh, you don't understand.
00:25:35I'm not who I thought I was.
00:25:46They sent me here to hurt people.
00:25:49Parents aren't for telling their children who they're supposed to be.
00:25:52We are here to give you all tools, to help you make fools of yourselves all on your own.
00:26:09Your choices, Clark, your actions, that's what makes you who you are.
00:26:22I'll tell you something, son.
00:26:26I couldn't be.
00:26:33I'm more proud of you.
00:26:44Oh, Mush.
00:26:46Clark, there's something on the box you might want to see.
00:26:52And over in Eastern Europe, Arabian troops gather at the border, seemingly mere minutes away from invading Jharampur once again.
00:27:00Now, nearby villagers are willing and ready to defend their country despite the exponentially superior firepower of the well-trained Arabian military.
00:27:08The villagers cling on to what little hope they have left as they're surrounded by the military.
00:27:28Now, right at the present, Vasco Gorbos, says the invasion is only affected by the people who are radical governments.
00:27:35Superman!
00:27:44Superman!
00:27:46Superman!
00:27:48Superman!
00:27:50Superman!
00:27:51Superman!
00:27:52Superman!
00:27:53Superman!
00:27:54Superman!
00:27:55Superman!
00:27:56Superman!
00:27:57Superman!
00:27:58Superman!
00:27:59Superman!
00:28:00Superman!
00:28:01Superman!
00:28:02Superman!
00:28:03Superman!
00:28:04Superman!
00:28:05Superman!
00:28:06Superman!
00:28:07Without Superman here to stop at this time, the Jarampurians don't have much hope.
00:28:12I cleaned your boots.
00:28:14I'll go get them for you.
00:28:17Superman!
00:28:18We need you here in Metropolis.
00:28:20Now!
00:28:21I have to get to Baravia, Terrific.
00:28:22There won't be a Baravia, or a Metropolis, or a Planet Earth if you don't get here soon.
00:28:27This rift is about to tear into the city.
00:28:29I can't stop it.
00:28:30I need your help.
00:28:34All Metropolis citizens, this is a mandatory evacuation.
00:28:39Repeat, this evacuation is not optional.
00:28:43This is a mandatory evacuation.
00:28:46Repeat, this evacuation is not optional.
00:28:51This is a mandatory evacuation.
00:28:55Yeah, she's scared, but find her.
00:28:56Yeah, we're all equally scared.
00:28:57Come on, just put her on.
00:28:58Please, Juanita, can you put Persephone on the phone?
00:28:59Yes, she will care!
00:29:00It can't snow the sound of your voice!
00:29:01So I was able to connect with our contact at Bodevein.
00:29:02Luther's been selling arms to Gurkos for pennies on the dollar for years.
00:29:06Why, you ask?
00:29:07I do ask why.
00:29:08He did it in exchange for half of jargon.
00:29:10You're kidding.
00:29:11At first, I thought Eve was just sending me selfies.
00:29:12But in the background of the shots are maps, contracts, all kinds of documents chronicling
00:29:15Beravia's agreement to seat half of the country to Lex Luthor once the invasion is complete.
00:29:16He wants to make himself king.
00:29:17King.
00:29:18King.
00:29:19King.
00:29:20Should we really still be standing here?
00:29:21Louis, you got that flying saucer deal up on the road?
00:29:22I'm going to have to go.
00:29:23I'm going to go.
00:29:24Well, I'm going to leave the country on the dollar for years.
00:29:25Why, you ask?
00:29:26I do ask why.
00:29:27He did it in exchange for half of jargon war.
00:29:28You're kidding.
00:29:29At first, I thought Eve was just sending me selfies.
00:29:31But in the background of the shots are maps, contracts, all kinds of documents chronicling
00:29:36Beravia's agreement to seat half of the country to Lex Luthor once the invasion
00:29:41is complete.
00:29:42He wants to make himself king.
00:29:43King.
00:29:44King.
00:29:45Should we really still be standing here?
00:29:48Lewis, you got that flying saucer deal up on the roof?
00:29:51Yep.
00:29:51Grant?
00:29:52Troop?
00:29:53Come on.
00:29:54Grab the board, Jimmy.
00:29:55How many does it hold?
00:29:56Uh, five or six.
00:29:57Six.
00:29:58Okay.
00:29:59Lombard, you two.
00:30:01Why the hell would Lex want half a desert?
00:30:04His cultish acolytes believe he's going to create a technologically advanced utopia.
00:30:08Utopia?
00:30:08There's a profit factor as well.
00:30:10I mean, the petroleum deposits alone are worth multiples of his investment.
00:30:13Whatever his motives are, we know Luther did everything he could to ruin Superman's reputation.
00:30:17Eve's photos showed he was behind the whole hammer-bravia scam.
00:30:21And all the bops stirring up anti-Superman sentiment online.
00:30:24Mr. Terrific believes Luther's also behind the spreading rift between universes out there.
00:30:29All of it seems to be geared toward stopping Superman from standing in the way of the braving invasion, Chief.
00:30:34Call me Perry, kid. Post the story. Fast.
00:30:42Buckle up, kid.
00:30:44Why don't I ever see you?
00:30:44Jimmy, will you transcribe?
00:30:46Uh-huh.
00:30:47Ah!
00:30:48Ah!
00:30:48Ah!
00:30:49Ah!
00:30:49Ah!
00:30:50Ah!
00:30:50Ah!
00:30:51Ah!
00:30:51Ah!
00:30:52Ah!
00:30:52Ah!
00:30:53Ah!
00:30:53Ah!
00:30:54Oh, God!
00:30:55Ah!
00:30:55Ah!
00:30:56Ah!
00:30:56Ah!
00:30:57Ah!
00:30:58Ah!
00:30:59The Daily Planet has obtained exclusive information proving that billionaire Lex Luthor is in
00:31:04league with Bravian dictator, Vassil Gurkos.
00:31:06Ah!
00:31:14Clark, are you close?
00:31:16It's about to hit Metropolis, and my codes are not shutting it down.
00:31:20Shit!
00:31:21Me, ah, hands нее through the fight.
00:31:23Oh!
00:31:26Ah, can I see it!
00:31:27What?
00:31:32Ah, no!
00:31:33Ah, no!
00:31:34Uh-oh.
00:31:47Max, the Rift is almost here!
00:31:50So slow it down.
00:31:51I can't unless I can put the code in this.
00:31:53Just hold on a minute, then.
00:31:55You gotta go, man!
00:31:57Otis.
00:32:04Not sure where we're gonna land when the world is gone.
00:32:34Let's go.
00:33:04There's a code to close the rift, but it's too complicated to hack.
00:33:23Luther will have the code at Luther Corp.
00:33:26Just give me a minute.
00:33:27I'll get Krypton and we'll go...
00:33:28You brought that dog man!
00:33:29Yeah, I didn't want him killing my parents' cows.
00:33:34Go white, chrome, focus on the engineer.
00:33:55I'm on the alien, Larry.
00:33:557R.
00:33:56It's not too late for either of you.
00:34:185A!
00:34:18You don't have to do it, Luther.
00:34:202X!
00:34:44Now, Angela, as planned, fill his lungs and kill the son of a bitch.
00:34:55What?
00:35:15What?
00:35:15Can't he hold his breath for over an hour?
00:35:39Not without air in his lungs.
00:35:41He'll be dead in minutes.
00:35:42The nanites are suppressing his optic nerve.
00:35:44Sight and extra vision should be completely muted.
00:35:46Lungs breached.
00:35:47Yes?
00:35:49No?
00:35:50He's coming.
00:35:51He's coming.
00:35:52Asking a test is done.
00:35:53He'll be right now.
00:35:54What?
00:35:56Can you see?
00:35:56We won't sleep peacefully.
00:35:58All the noises will beнут through all the Aurides.
00:36:02La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la, Tony, I don't even have to miss.
00:36:04They won't be destroyed!
00:36:08I'm going to die!
00:36:34what's his game using friction to get the nanites off doesn't matter if he gets him off his face
00:36:53the nanites are still in his lungs engineer ultraman keep up we're trying
00:36:58maintain a little worse yes no shit larry hurry
00:37:05he'll suffocate any minute
00:37:28engineer envelop him completely
00:37:37wait wait wait what is he doing
00:38:05i won't be able to sustain that impact at this speed
00:38:16no angela unsheath he's the only one protected
00:38:21entering the hole
00:38:39infrared please
00:38:42switch to night vision
00:38:50what
00:38:55her heart's still beating but she's unconscious
00:39:11calling the raptors
00:39:24call in the raptors
00:39:35what the hell
00:39:56that's right cloning you was relatively simple
00:39:59all it took was combing the aftermath of your battles until i located a strand of your hair
00:40:04that's how you got into the fortress
00:40:06you had my dna
00:40:08yes but as is often the case with cloning the match was imperfect he might be even stupider than you
00:40:16if that's possible but easier to control
00:40:193l and stronger
00:40:20and stronger
00:40:21and stronger
00:40:2222k
00:40:2631d
00:40:272a
00:40:285b
00:40:305b
00:40:315b
00:40:325b
00:40:336k
00:40:349a
00:40:35my brain will always win
00:40:38brain
00:40:39beats
00:40:40brawn
00:40:414b
00:40:42los
00:40:43no
00:40:44no
00:40:45no
00:40:46no
00:40:47smith
00:40:50ah
00:40:56no
00:41:01no
00:41:02uh
00:41:06no
00:41:07no
00:41:08Oh, my God.
00:41:22Marcus!
00:41:33Superman.
00:41:34Superman.
00:41:35Superman.
00:41:36Superman.
00:41:37Superman.
00:41:44No matter what you do to me, Luther, your plans in Baravia won't work.
00:41:49Oh, really?
00:41:50Why is that?
00:41:51Because I called in some friends.
00:41:54Mr. Luther, there is an anomaly at the border.
00:42:06Sorry, kid.
00:42:11Superman couldn't make it.
00:42:13So you got an upgrade.
00:42:16Sorry.
00:42:18I mean, don't you know, this is an anomaly.
00:42:20Oh, I see, Twitter.
00:42:21And I'll give you a little clip.
00:42:22A boss, I'm not let you know.
00:42:23Hey, wait.
00:42:24Hello, we're going to take a free break.
00:42:26Yeah, we're going to take a free break.
00:42:28We're going to take a free break.
00:42:30I'm going to take one break.
00:42:31IDENTIFIED
00:42:48Population!
00:42:50Population!
00:42:52Ch grinding!
00:43:01I know you won't kill me.
00:43:13You are too delicate and weak, like Superman.
00:43:17I'm not like Superman.
00:43:20It's perfect.
00:43:28Post it, kid.
00:43:29On it.
00:43:30I think you overestimate the importance of Jarhan poor to me, Superman.
00:43:41That was just a bonus.
00:43:43I'm not killing you so the Baravian military conflict can proceed.
00:43:49I created the Baravian military conflict so I'd have an excuse to kill you.
00:43:57Once you involved yourself, I knew I could easily get our government support in nullifying
00:44:02you.
00:44:03Why?
00:44:04Because you're destroying us!
00:44:08You're driven by envy, Luthor.
00:44:18You're driven by envy, Luthor.
00:44:32You couldn't be more obvious.
00:44:33No shit.
00:44:34I'm not dim.
00:44:36I'm aware envy consumes my every waking moment.
00:44:4013L.
00:44:41I know when they mention Galileo or Einstein or one of these other twits in the same breath
00:44:48as me, I feel a tide of vomit burn the back of my throat.
00:44:51But at least Galileo did something.
00:44:53He wasn't some dopey Venusian catapulted onto this planet just to have the world fawn over
00:44:59him because his strength illuminates how weak we all really are.
00:45:04So my envy is a calling.
00:45:11It is the sole hope for humanity because it is what has driven me to annihilating you.
00:45:19What age?
00:45:20What age?
00:45:21What age?
00:45:22What age?
00:45:23What age?
00:45:24What age?
00:45:25What age?
00:45:26What age?
00:45:27What age?
00:45:28Oh, what are you smirking at, you idiot?
00:45:42Brain beats porridge.
00:45:47Sorry, chum.
00:45:53WHETHER
00:45:58No! No, no, no, no!
00:46:10You watch him through those, tell him what to do.
00:46:21Crypto, get the toy.
00:46:28Uh, 30, 30, oh, the stupid dog!
00:46:31Ah, Carly down!
00:46:46Up to a 12, see ya!
00:46:47Delta down!
00:46:5336, be ya!
00:46:55No.
00:46:56No.
00:46:57Delta down!
00:47:05No!
00:47:06Bravo down!
00:47:07Bravo down!
00:47:08I just said that, Harry!
00:47:09No!
00:47:10No!
00:47:11No!
00:47:12No!
00:47:13No!
00:47:14No!
00:47:21Look at him!
00:47:22Ah!
00:47:23Ah!
00:47:24Oh!
00:47:25Come down!
00:47:27Lex, the raptors have arrived.
00:47:36Kill him!
00:47:37Good luck with that.
00:47:56Let's go!
00:48:26Hey!
00:48:46This ain't playtime!
00:48:48Quit messing around!
00:48:49We have to get the Luthor to stop the rift!
00:48:52I'm not messing around. I'm doing important stuff.
00:48:57It's gonna reach Bakerline any minute.
00:48:59There are people there.
00:49:08We have to go.
00:49:09We'll never make it in time if someone can!
00:49:16Max!
00:49:18I'm closing the frickin' rift!
00:49:20No, they chose him!
00:49:21Let them die!
00:49:22We'll close it from the bunker before it gets to the city I care about!
00:49:25Open the portal!
00:49:35Wrap it up. Let's go.
00:49:37Safety first, people!
00:49:38Hey! Hey!
00:49:39The counter-close rift is in here!
00:49:53I can help!
00:49:54I don't need your help!
00:49:55I don't need your help!
00:49:57I'm a goddamn Mr. Terrific!
00:50:00You piece of shit alien!
00:50:04That is where you've always been wrong about me, Lex!
00:50:07I'm as human as anyone!
00:50:08I love, I get scared, I wake up every morning, and despite not knowing what to do, I put one foot in front of the other, and I try to make the best choices I can!
00:50:20I know you're up all the time, but that is being human!
00:50:23And that's my greatest strength!
00:50:29And someday, I hope for the sake of the world, you understand that it's yours too!
00:50:34Oh, that's beautiful!
00:50:36But none of this matters, you patronizing clown!
00:50:40The government gave me the authority to kill you!
00:50:43If not today, then tomorrow!
00:50:45Then tomorrow!
00:50:46No, no!
00:50:47No, no!
00:50:48No, no, no, no!
00:50:49No, no!
00:50:50No, no, no!
00:50:51No, no!
00:50:52No, no, no!
00:50:53Oh my, oh!
00:50:54Stop it!
00:50:55Stop it!
00:50:56Stop it!
00:50:57Stop it!
00:50:58Get down!
00:50:59Drop him!
00:51:00Drop him!
00:51:01Drop him!
00:51:07Dude.
00:51:08Stop it!
00:51:09Stop it!
00:51:14Got it!
00:51:29Yes!
00:51:38What?
00:51:39Well, this just in, an absolute bombshell from the Daily Planet, billionaire Lex Luthor aligning
00:51:50himself with a foreign entity, believe it or not.
00:51:53Luther has been giving them billions and billions of dollars worth of free weapons...
00:51:57Lex Luthor has been working covertly with Vasil Gherkos and the Baravian government to overthrow
00:52:02the country of Djarhanpur.
00:52:04We had Luther on this show many times.
00:52:09Little did we know he was a traitor.
00:52:11The foolishness of how bad he is.
00:52:14It seems like the one thing conservatives and liberals
00:52:17can finally agree on is that Lex Luthor sucks.
00:52:20The whole world turned against Superman.
00:52:23And we all owe him an enormous apology.
00:52:27He is, of course, the hero we always thought he was.
00:52:34I think that Tame Dunne's gone.
00:52:36Yes, yes I.
00:52:37I think that Tame Dunne is gone.
00:52:38Yes, yes, yes I can.
00:52:40But now he is.
00:52:43It is my heart to lose something.
00:52:46It is my heart to lose something.
00:52:48But now he is the one thing.
00:52:51He is the man to lose something.
00:52:53The man to lose something.
00:52:56And it is his hand.
00:53:03That was sick.
00:53:12Guy, maybe you should join the group.
00:53:15Please.
00:53:16I mean, no offense, but that creepy mug is what you want representing the Justice Gang?
00:53:21Justice Gang?
00:53:23That's a cool name.
00:53:25They're in.
00:53:29Hello!
00:53:33I'm glad you're not concerned about the Meta-Humans, Rick, because now they're the ones making the rules.
00:53:53Easy!
00:53:55Mom!
00:54:03Get his bald ass to Belle Reed!
00:54:33Now we can be together forever.
00:54:58Miss Lane.
00:54:58Oh, hi.
00:55:03I thought I might give you an interview.
00:55:05I could fill you in on all the behind the scenes.
00:55:08Sure.
00:55:10I think that would be great.
00:55:15Um, how about over here for an interview?
00:55:50Hey.
00:55:56I love you too.
00:56:20How long have they been hooking up?
00:56:27About three months, I think.
00:56:33Got this place cleaned up pretty good.
00:56:35Uh-huh.
00:56:36Cleaned yourself up pretty good, too.
00:56:38You think so?
00:56:39Yeah.
00:56:40I think it gives you character.
00:56:42Maybe one day you'll give me a name.
00:56:44Well, four is a name.
00:56:47So is Gary.
00:56:52Ah, shoot.
00:56:53Sir, I think your cousin has returned.
00:56:58Yep.
00:56:59What the hell, dude?
00:57:02Why did you move the door?
00:57:04I didn't move the door.
00:57:06Hey, where is my dog?
00:57:07Okay, well, this is why he has behavioral issues.
00:57:17No boundaries.
00:57:21It's not healthy, is it?
00:57:23Mm-mm.
00:57:23Come on.
00:57:34Thanks for watching him, bitch.
00:57:40She likes to go and party on other planets.
00:57:42Planets with red suns.
00:57:44Oh.
00:57:44Because of our metabolism, we can't get drunk on a planet with a yellow sun.
00:57:48If I had any emotional capacity whatsoever, I'd be concerned about her partying.
00:57:53Yeah.
00:57:54Superman, would you like to see the footage of your parents?
00:57:58He finds it soothing.
00:58:00Oh.
00:58:01Yeah, Gary.
00:58:02That'd be nice.
00:58:06I'm driving to my star.
00:58:09Everything you see, you see him for the first time.
00:58:12I'm listening to the music with no fear.
00:58:19All the music with me.
00:58:24Come on.
00:58:26Because I'm a punk rocker, yes I am.
00:58:33Well, I'm a punk rocker, yes I am.
00:58:35You did it.
00:58:36Ah.
00:58:39Because I'm a punk rocker, yes I am.
00:58:42Well, I'm a punk rocker, yes I am.
00:58:46Well, I'm a punk rocker, yes I am.
00:58:53I see you stagger in the street.
00:59:00And you can't stay on your feet.
00:59:03And you're faking in the street.
00:59:07And you're faking in your sleep.
00:59:13Because I'm a punk rocker, yes I am.
00:59:20Well, I'm a punk rocker, yes I am.
00:59:22And you're faking in the street.
00:59:32We'll see you next time.
01:00:02You just what?
01:00:06Hey, man, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to bum you out.
01:00:09I shouldn't have brought it up.
01:00:12Darn it, I can be such a jerk sometimes.
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