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00:00It's been a big chaotic, more so than normal.
00:12Holy f***, it's been 15 years.
00:14I'm going to Jersey Shore, bitch!
00:16Maybe we should get a show house next summer.
00:22You're in Italy.
00:23Yeah!
00:25This is not a joke, this is my family.
00:28I love you guys.
00:29Love you all.
00:29Our lives will never be the same again.
00:31I love Jersey Shore, baby vacation.
00:33This time of year, getting the crew back together.
00:35We're back, bitches!
00:37How do you feel?
00:39This is his life!
00:41This is his life!
00:4250 years in jail!
00:43The situation was sentenced to eight months in prison.
00:45Hi!
00:46Who's that?
00:47This is the keys, right?
00:49Welcome to the people show!
00:52I'm not f***ing done!
00:55That's how you get big guys!
00:56My dad!
00:57Hey, guys!
00:57Sam is back!
00:59Ronnie's here!
01:00Here we go.
01:01Justin has an announcement.
01:05Torrentino's our parents of three.
01:07Congratulations!
01:07Congratulations!
01:08It's time for me to, like, figure out where I come from.
01:12Because, like, I know I'm adopted.
01:13This could change my life forever.
01:15Nobody knows we're going through, like, IVF, trying to get pregnant.
01:18But I'm not.
01:19Vini's single!
01:20Looking for a wife!
01:21We're going to find our gear!
01:22He called me a face!
01:23What?
01:24You don't love her!
01:25So f***ing!
01:26All right!
01:26You ready to party?
01:28You taught the world what G.T.L. was.
01:31So tonight, we celebrate you.
01:33Here we go!
01:34Prepared a little speech.
01:35Oh, no, he got his speech!
01:37You don't want it now!
01:39You don't want it now!
01:39You don't want it now!
01:40You don't want it now!
01:40You don't want it now!
01:40You don't want it now!
01:40You don't want it now!
01:40You don't want it now!
01:40You don't want it now!
01:40You don't want it now!
01:41Boo, this man!
02:03I'm still the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet.
02:11I just want to take you higher than before you know...
02:17Are you excited for first day of school?
02:19No!
02:20Go, Betty!
02:22First day of school!
02:23Oriana, you almost ready?
02:25Hi.
02:26Big day today.
02:27Honey.
02:29Are you guys excited for your first day?
02:31No!
02:32Okay.
02:33Honey, I filled Romeo Thermos with sparkling waters.
02:37He's Italian.
02:38He's got to do it.
02:39What are you doing?
02:41With makeup?
02:43Wait, you're 10.
02:45Thank God for school starting because it was a rough summer.
02:50Did you see the outfits you used to wear when you were younger?
02:52Rough!
02:53You're not very mindful because you used to pee behind bars.
02:56Okay, peeing behind bars paid for your college.
03:00I can't pee!
03:00I'm not a college.
03:02I wore it down.
03:03It doesn't smell anymore.
03:06You've crossed the line.
03:07We have three lunchboxes.
03:09We've got some calvitella broccolis.
03:10Thinly pounded cutlets.
03:12The finest of broccoli rabe mortadellas.
03:15That's a lot of food.
03:16Listen, the more snacks you have, the more friends you have.
03:19That's how life works.
03:20I don't make the rules.
03:20Ranto, make sure you're getting up.
03:22Get out!
03:25Sleep cranky.
03:29Hi, Ma.
03:29Come in.
03:30I'm picking out something to wear.
03:32I have a comedy show in Connecticut in two weeks.
03:35You want to wear this one?
03:35Yeah, but I don't want to wear a graphic.
03:37I want to wear a plane.
03:38I don't want people to really focus on my comedy.
03:41And there's 300 people coming.
03:43I brought something.
03:45I just want to take a suit jacket.
03:47Well, you make a nice impression.
03:49I'm excited, nervous.
03:50You know, it feels like the first day of school.
03:54See, even with the t-shirt, it looks nice.
03:56All right, what do you want to do with your hair?
03:58Ponytails?
03:58It was a busy summer with Ariana.
04:01She's in cheerleading now.
04:03What are you going to learn, you think?
04:04To subtract.
04:06Substract.
04:07Watching your little girl grow up,
04:08it's a feeling of being proud because I'm raising her.
04:11Everything that she does is a reflection of what I do
04:14and what she sees from me, except for the splits.
04:17I could never do that with my nutsack.
04:21Who's ready to get into your first day of school outfits?
04:25What?
04:26I'm going to miss them.
04:27Oh, my God, this man is so handsome.
04:29Give that a kiss.
04:30It's very emotional.
04:31Watching your children grow from stage to stage,
04:34it's very special because you only have this time once.
04:37They're all going to call me a chooch if I wear this.
04:40All right, this is as good as this is going to get.
04:43All right, let's take some pictures.
04:44First day of school photos.
04:47You got dust all over it, bro.
04:48Okay, stop it.
04:49You'll fight me.
04:50You want another cookie?
04:51All right.
04:52Smile.
04:53Smile.
04:54Let me see how beautiful your teeth are.
04:56Okay.
04:57Cheers.
04:58Okay, good job, guys.
05:00Love it.
05:01Okay, bye.
05:02Hey, I'll take the boards.
05:03Let me have them.
05:04That looks beautiful on you.
05:06Look at you.
05:06No, I don't think so.
05:07Come on, yeah.
05:12Here we go.
05:13We let the good times roll.
05:16This is the Christmas for Italians.
05:19I mean, the Feast of San Gennaro.
05:21Are you packing a lunchbox?
05:23This is probably going to be more for my leftovers than I'm going to be bringing back.
05:27Smart.
05:28In the Italian-American culture, St. San Gennaro offers protection.
05:33The festival in New York City is the feast of all feasts.
05:36You got the parade.
05:38You got the people.
05:39You got the food and the music for Italians.
05:42It's bigger than the Super Bowl, to be honest with you.
05:44St. San Gennaro feast.
05:46I'm down.
05:47The meatballs, the pizza, the ganolis.
05:49You just got to be hungry.
05:51RSVP in the building.
05:52Let's do it up.
05:53It's going to be a movie.
05:54Send me some pictures.
05:55All right.
05:55Love you.
05:56Good food.
05:57The vibes are going to be amazing.
05:59Let's go.
06:01Don't play around now.
06:02Don't throw a bottle.
06:03I'm a genie in a big glass bottle.
06:05Make a wish.
06:05I'll paint your model.
06:06Gonna send me a whirl.
06:07Make a go horizontal.
06:09I'm a big deal.
06:11When I walk in the room.
06:12Oh.
06:13You know that I'm here.
06:14You look so pretty.
06:16Obviously, I'm super busy with the freaking kids.
06:19Cheerleading, baseball, wrestling, running around, being a carpool mom.
06:23I think it's time to have the best freaking girl's time.
06:26Meloni called me Y2K.
06:30What the about this?
06:32Maybe the sweater.
06:33Because we did wear...
06:34I'm sorry.
06:34Why are you agreeing with her?
06:36Because no kids wear the off-the-shoulder sweaters.
06:38That's what she said.
06:39Especially with the tie on the bottom.
06:42Okay.
06:42I really put a lot of effort into not looking like Adam Sandler.
06:46No, you look pretty.
06:47I got hit with the Y2K.
06:48I wouldn't be offended.
06:49Y2K is amazing.
06:52Hello?
06:53Hey, girl.
06:54Hello.
06:54I definitely need a girls' night.
06:56I've been so, like, sad about both my boys are going to school.
07:00It was CJ's first kindergarten day and Cameron's first preschool day.
07:05With the kids back in school, it gave me, like, she got time now.
07:09Not being with them when they go to school is just kind of taking a toll on me.
07:13I do three miles a day walking.
07:15I power walk, too.
07:16But instead of focusing everything on, the kids felt just focused on myself a little bit.
07:21And then I joined the PTA.
07:23Oh, God.
07:24And I just got selected lead class mom.
07:28Oh, that's terrible.
07:30I get to do all the parties.
07:32You have to raise the funds.
07:33Like, you have to tell everyone, like, $25 each and wait for their Venmo request.
07:37That.
07:37This is Dina.
07:38She loves being organized.
07:39Ooh.
07:41She loves taking control.
07:43Today we're doing the scavenger hunt.
07:45Throwing parties and stuff.
07:46Somebody straight up got murdered.
07:47Oh, my God.
07:48Welcome to Murder Mystery Dinner.
07:51You'll thrive.
07:52Enjoy it.
07:53Now, she'll be too busy with the PTA to put us in awkward shirt.
07:57These stupid shirts.
07:59I do have t-shirts here.
08:03Dina, man.
08:04I missed you, ladies.
08:05Missed you.
08:06Yeah, so Sam should be here any minute.
08:09Do you think she's still going through IVF?
08:11I don't know.
08:12I remember she said she stopped.
08:13And she just wanted to take a break, right?
08:15Yeah, she wanted to take a break.
08:16Between me and Justin trying to get pregnant, I'm planning for a wedding.
08:29Things have been a little crazy.
08:31Oh, yes.
08:33So, I'm excited to catch up with the girls.
08:36What's been going on with you?
08:37I've just been, like, so busy with, like, life.
08:40You're doing your shots?
08:42There's different stages to the process.
08:44It's just, like, a lot.
08:45I'm going to try and, like, get into it, but...
08:47Yeah.
08:48What else is new with you?
08:49Is Angelina not coming?
08:51No, I mean, I haven't really talked to her.
08:53Really?
08:54Not really, no.
09:06What's it going to take?
09:08Bring you down.
09:11What's it going to take?
09:13I've been singing for, um, a long time.
09:16What's it going to take?
09:17What's it going to take?
09:18What's it going to take?
09:20What's it going to?
09:21What's it going to?
09:22No.
09:22What?
09:23You know what?
09:24Let's go past line one.
09:25That was bad.
09:26Tony and I have been writing two songs together.
09:28These songs have really helped me get through the emotions of my personal life.
09:32There's too much here and safe for you.
09:35They're coming out really amazing.
09:36For you.
09:37Hit it.
09:37For you.
09:38For you.
09:40For you.
09:41I've been practicing.
09:42For you.
09:43That's not the note it is.
09:44Listen.
09:45But we still have a little bit more work to do.
09:47How bad was it?
09:48Honestly.
09:48Let's go inside and train.
09:49Ugh.
09:50The studio is like my little happy place.
09:53It's like a spiritual cleanse.
09:56What's it going to take?
10:00Kills it here.
10:01Is it auto-tuned?
10:06Minor.
10:07Just for corrective purposes.
10:08So I still need a little bit more, obviously, training.
10:10For singing?
10:11Yes.
10:11Of course.
10:12I am more of a rapper.
10:15You think you're a whore.
10:17Woo!
10:18But you're actually a bore.
10:20But I have to say, I'm like Celine Dion up in that bitch.
10:23I would never break you.
10:25There's too much here, it's safe for you.
10:29I know it's loud.
10:32So let's just sit here in the sound.
10:36I want you to start with a song capturing what you're going through.
10:39When we were writing it, every time I'd walk out of here, I'd be like, whew.
10:42Like, I'd feel, like, good calm, right?
10:44Remember?
10:44Yeah, this is therapeutic.
10:45Like, the podcast, you talk about your emotions.
10:47We hear you're singing your emotions.
10:49Like, so much chaos is going on in my life.
10:51And in Miami, the roommates, they were rallying behind me.
10:55Who the hell are you to put me on the spot like this?
10:56You look scared.
10:57You don't love her.
10:59Oh, ****.
10:59You guys deserve better.
11:02I know you're going through it right now, but you'll be okay.
11:05Leaving Miami, I thought things were going to be different.
11:07And things did not change.
11:10And everything was **** getting bad.
11:11I'm embarrassed as hell.
11:13I've been talking to myself like, you're a **** idiot.
11:16I feel like, because I didn't take their advice, they're, I'm done with her.
11:20I don't want to see her anymore.
11:21And that's what I feel like triggered me.
11:23And that's why I said what I said.
11:25Now I literally projectile vomit when I have to be around them.
11:28You don't even know half the **** what's going on behind the scenes, guys.
11:31I'm writing a book.
11:32I'm not an emotional person, right?
11:35When you're cornered, you attack back like fivefold.
11:38Like a cat, yeah.
11:38I think a lot of it also is fear.
11:40And then you're just like afraid to see the beginning.
11:41I'm a very emotional and passionate person.
11:44Uh-huh.
11:44And when I feel like somebody's ****ing me over, it's fire to fight for me.
11:48They can't do too much.
11:50Let's see how it goes.
11:52Now what else is new with you?
11:54Are you still talking to Pamela?
11:55Any updates?
11:58I found your birth moment.
11:59Oh, my God.
12:04You okay?
12:04Yeah, it's just a lot to think about.
12:07I guess I had to figure out like what I wanted to do.
12:09And, you know, all summer I was like, should I reach out?
12:12Should I not reach out?
12:13I just needed like time.
12:14So I think I'm willing to reach back out to Pamela to find out information about the birth mom.
12:21Oh, my God.
12:23Yeah.
12:23What's happening?
12:24This is like a huge freaking step.
12:26But like I just have so many unanswered questions.
12:28This is great for you.
12:29I feel like for years you were always so curious.
12:32You're learning about a part of your life that was like so, like not there for a while.
12:36That's kind of cool.
12:38Yeah, I guess we'll see.
12:39Cheers to you.
12:40Cheers.
12:40Cheers.
12:40What better place to find Vinny a girlfriend like his mom than at an Italian feast?
12:51I want to start a family.
12:52I'll make a kid tonight.
12:53Oh, damn.
12:54I'll do anything to have a kid at this point.
12:56The thing is I can't waste time anymore.
12:58Like I have to do the surgery.
12:59Nervous?
13:00Yes.
13:01This is your birth moment.
13:02Oh, my God.
13:04I'm going to cry.
13:04We're going to run this now.
13:12We're going to keep it down.
13:13June, where you at?
13:16Hey.
13:16Hey.
13:17Hey, my boy.
13:18You guys ready for this?
13:19Yeah.
13:20Are you ready for this?
13:21Probably died in all the way for this.
13:22Here he is.
13:23Well, well, well.
13:24What's up, bro?
13:25God, I've missed you.
13:26You look like San Gennaro.
13:29What do you think of my outfit?
13:30In case no one recognizes you, you'll tell them.
13:35He's under the radar.
13:37All right, boys.
13:37Let's ride out.
13:38San Gennaro.
13:39It's going to be mob season, man.
13:41This is going to be dope.
13:42I remember my first time coming here from Rhode Island.
13:44It was like three hours to come down, and I was just like, wow.
13:47San Gennaro is the mother lord ship of all Italians.
13:51It is a huge charcuterie board that goes on for six blocks.
13:55Right in my backyard, so I get to do this with you guys.
13:57It's awesome.
13:57I can't believe that we haven't gone to the San Gennaro feast altogether yet.
14:02That's sacrilegious right there.
14:03All my cuisines are going to be out there.
14:05It's funny.
14:06Growing up, like, everybody was my cousin, and I never really understood how,
14:10and come to find out, like, they weren't really my cousins.
14:11Yes, that's true.
14:13Your father, like, this is your cousin.
14:14You find out, like, this is your neighbor.
14:17But that's just how it is when you're Italian.
14:18Yeah, that's how it is.
14:19I couldn't picture my life without you guys, though, honestly.
14:21I don't go a day without speaking to you guys.
14:24I can go without speaking to Vinny, but not you guys.
14:27I haven't seen you since Miami.
14:37Wedding planning or not yet?
14:39Not yet.
14:40I haven't been doing wedding stuff.
14:41I've just been doing, like, that IVF crap.
14:43You're back on it.
14:44Because I thought you were going to take a break.
14:47I did a little bit.
14:48I did a transfer before we went to Miami, was pregnant, and then it was a chemical pregnancy.
14:58So it was like, it failed.
14:59I feel like I'm sweating.
15:03Oh, my God.
15:05I can't talk about this stuff again.
15:07No, it's okay.
15:07It's okay.
15:08It's emotional.
15:09And then I did another embryo transfer in June, and that just didn't even work.
15:14Then I had another egg retrieval in July.
15:16So I've been literally, like, on medications the whole summer.
15:18But also, I only have, like, one and a half ovaries because I had little dermoid sister tumors.
15:24Only one ovary is really producing eggs.
15:27My doctor's like, listen, you have half an ovary.
15:29That might cause a bad environment.
15:31I would recommend just getting rid of it.
15:33And I'm like, you know what?
15:34I'll do anything to have a kid at this point.
15:36So now I have to get surgery.
15:38To remove that ovary.
15:39To remove the ovary.
15:41I've tried everything.
15:43And it's just not working.
15:45To know, Sam, that would make a beautiful mom.
15:49Having to go through all these hurdles, it's heartbreaking.
15:53If there's anything you need when you do surgery, just let us know.
15:56I'm just going to...
15:57I'll come over and feed you grapes.
15:59Oh, I would love that.
16:00I'm just kidding.
16:01There you go.
16:02Wow, look at it, bro.
16:11It's popping.
16:12Everybody out?
16:13Oh, I can smell the sausage in the peppers already.
16:16Wait, I got to get my cooler.
16:17You want to cool it?
16:20Mike, all the food is this way.
16:26It is just a madhouse.
16:29Shoulder to shoulder, people.
16:31You can feel the heat from all the food being cooked.
16:34Wow, that looks amazing.
16:35Smells so good.
16:36This is the best day of my life.
16:38It's like sensory overload, you know?
16:40You're in the historic New York City streets.
16:43Italian food everywhere.
16:45Vendors screaming for you to get their food.
16:47Music playing.
16:48It's a giant party that goes on for blocks and blocks.
16:52Oh!
16:53Oh!
16:54Oh!
16:55Wow!
16:56Give me two of those!
16:58I mean, we are in heaven right now.
16:59Oh, f***.
17:00Oh, f***.
17:01Oh, f***.
17:02Y'all, we're going to have to start loading this cooler up.
17:04Let me get one of these.
17:05Let me get one of these.
17:06There's sausage and peppers to our left.
17:08Stromboli's on the right.
17:10Mike, we got the pizza!
17:11Pizza in front of us.
17:13Oh!
17:13Cannoli's, Mike.
17:14Oh, my God.
17:15Wow.
17:16Cheers, man.
17:16Cheers.
17:17Cannoli's.
17:17Look at that guy, Ahmad, right there.
17:19The rice bowl.
17:20What's up, brother?
17:21Thank you, guys.
17:22Oh, grab a bag of Zeppelis.
17:24I need to spice my cooler.
17:26Zeppelis over here!
17:27Come on!
17:28Mike is in paradise right now.
17:30Throw the rainbow cookies in.
17:31This is the one place where you will not get fat shamed by anybody.
17:36I mean, the point of going to the feast is to try as much food as you possibly can, which
17:41is what Mike does anyway.
17:42We need some sausage and peppers.
17:44We need a sausage and peppers for the chooch!
17:47Mine has a curve to it.
17:48Who wants mini sausage?
17:50Yeah!
17:51Oh!
17:51Oh!
17:52Oh!
17:52Oh!
17:52Oh!
17:52Oh!
17:52Oh!
17:52Oh!
17:52Oh!
17:53Oh!
17:53Too many guys said hi there.
17:55Oh, look at that.
17:56Look at that.
17:57Look at that.
17:57Is that the statue?
17:58We got to go take a picture by my guy over there saying you're not.
18:01We want to put some money.
18:02Here we go.
18:02Here we go.
18:03Here we go.
18:04Here's the luckiest spot to put it.
18:06Nice.
18:07My wish has already come true.
18:09I have a cooler full of leftovers.
18:12Can I get some of those pistachio ones?
18:19I love the feast this time of year!
18:22San Gennaro!
18:23Usually us guidos, we stick out like sore thumbs when we go elsewhere.
18:27But here at the San Gennaro feast...
18:29There's a lot of vinnies out here!
18:31We are one with the people.
18:33Happy feast, everyone!
18:36Does anybody know where I can get some Italian food?
18:39What's up?
18:40What's up?
18:41What's up?
18:42How are you?
18:43Good.
18:44How are you?
18:45This isn't awkward.
18:46Hold on a second, guys.
18:47Pauly's right there.
18:48Yay!
18:49Hold it up, man.
18:50I like your shirt.
18:52Wait.
18:53If you're here, and you're here, who's the real Pauly D?
18:56I don't know.
18:57The real Pauly D, please stand up.
18:59Mike, I haven't seen that.
19:00Wow, nice haircut.
19:01Oh, you like it, right?
19:02I like it.
19:03It's nice.
19:04Are we going to talk about that or not?
19:05Yeah.
19:06There's definitely something up with Mike's hair.
19:10His hairline is grown a few inches.
19:13Mike got a new haircut.
19:14He just bought it.
19:18I think this summer, Mike might have stopped in Turkey,
19:21the hair transplant capital of the world.
19:24You're starting to grow on me.
19:25You got the skin thing now.
19:27Listen, they just jelly of my growth, okay?
19:31My hair growth.
19:33Ch-ch-ch-chia.
19:34There's some beautiful women in New York.
19:39Yeah.
19:40Seen some nice prospects out there.
19:42Yeah.
19:43Is there any hope for this guy?
19:44For this guy right here.
19:45I don't know why.
19:46I think we're going to have to step in.
19:48Vinny is always saying, I want somebody like my mama.
19:52Well, guess what?
19:53At the San Gennaro, not only is there great food,
19:55but there's beautiful Italian girls.
19:57It got me thinking.
19:59Maybe we could find the chewed sh-a missus out there?
20:02That's actually an amazing idea.
20:05Why don't we find this man a bachelorette?
20:09I just feel like we all need help sometimes.
20:11Oh, God.
20:12So, that being said, it's time to date the chewed.
20:17Who wants Vinny sausage?
20:21Who wants to date the judge?
20:25Who wants to date the judge?
20:27Isn't he handsome?
20:38Excuse me.
20:39My friend Vinny is single.
20:42Who wants to play a little game I like to call date the chooch?
20:46So if anybody can come off the street and date me?
20:49We're going to pull them first.
20:50Okay.
20:51And then you're going to speed date them right there.
20:53Hey, Junior!
20:53I want to dress that table up nice.
20:55Maybe we can put, like, one of them candles.
20:57Like a romantic.
20:58Yeah, we're going to help this guy out.
20:59Oh, God.
21:00I think the best things happen when you're not looking for it.
21:03But I came here just to eat Zeppelis and Saucers and Peppers.
21:06I didn't know that I was actually going to be finding a wife.
21:09Who wants to date the Jooch?
21:14What better place to find Vinny a girlfriend?
21:16Like his mom.
21:17Then at an Italian feast.
21:19How about this girl here?
21:20Do you like Chooches?
21:22I do.
21:22Oh, perfect.
21:23Bring her in.
21:24Come on in.
21:24We got our first contestant.
21:26Part of me is not looking forward to speed dating.
21:29This is the Jooch.
21:30Hi, how are you?
21:31Vinny.
21:31Nice meeting you.
21:32But at the same time, I am kind of struggling out there.
21:36So I'm just trying to keep an open mind.
21:39So you're going to have to get to know this guy in three minutes.
21:41And the best thing about speed dating is it gives Vinny less time to it up.
21:45Ready?
21:46Ready?
21:47Set, go.
21:48Start the day!
21:49And Tint or X?
21:51Um, both?
21:52I got you.
21:53It's fine.
21:54Let's go.
21:55I didn't look.
21:55I think they're hitting it all.
21:56I think they're hitting it all.
21:58How many Instagram followers do you have?
21:59Like 1,500.
22:001,500?
22:01Cool.
22:01You're like a normal person.
22:03How many do you have?
22:034.5 million.
22:04It's disgusting.
22:05I follow a lot of thoughts.
22:06Am I here again?
22:07I like her.
22:08I don't know.
22:09Maybe this will be a good thing.
22:10Who else wants a day to choose?
22:13Nice to meet you.
22:14Speed dating has just started.
22:16Please be quiet.
22:17You look very toned.
22:18Do you like to work out?
22:19I race marathons.
22:20You do?
22:21Yeah.
22:21I'm running the New York City marathon.
22:23See you.
22:23I'll see you there.
22:24Really?
22:24Oh, he's rushing.
22:26Nobody's there to choose.
22:27He gets nervous.
22:28Hey, Ronnie, send in the next one.
22:31What's your name?
22:32Sierra.
22:33Sierra?
22:34What's your name?
22:34Sophia.
22:35Sophia.
22:35I would also like to meet a nice, wholesome girl.
22:38You're killing me.
22:39I mean, I don't mind entertaining girls.
22:41It's fine.
22:42It's a good job.
22:43I'll take it.
22:43I'll do overtime.
22:44Ronnie, stop flirting with the girls, if of any.
22:48Who's next?
22:49Where are you from?
22:50Manhattan.
22:50She lives in New York.
22:51I sure do.
22:52She lives in New York, too.
22:53Do you want, like, a relationship?
22:55I'm not looking for anything for her.
22:56Oh, she's not looking.
22:57Red flag.
22:58Time.
22:59Time.
23:00Ripping it up.
23:01No more questions.
23:02Time.
23:02No more questions.
23:03You were so good.
23:04I'm telling her last question.
23:05Show him.
23:06No, I never thought I'd want to date a bunch of girls in a row,
23:08but I kind of like this.
23:10Do you like to party?
23:11Um, lately I've been going out.
23:13Uh-oh.
23:13Uh-oh.
23:14We've all been on that date where the vibe was off right away.
23:17Now we still have to sit there for two hours.
23:19Here, you just got to sit with them for, like, two minutes.
23:21And it's over.
23:21I love it.
23:23This is Vinny.
23:24You can have a seat.
23:25Nice to meet you.
23:28You look familiar.
23:29Really?
23:30She looks like somebody from Sinai.
23:31Oh, my God.
23:32He's saying you look like Angelina.
23:33Oh, damn.
23:36We can just end it now.
23:37What?
23:38And we're done.
23:40This date has concluded.
23:41Thank you so much, Angelina and Gabriela.
23:45I think we found a very wide selection for Vinny.
23:49What's your name?
23:50Paulie.
23:50Okay.
23:51That's with a Y.
23:52What's your favorite color?
23:53Red, white, and green?
23:55We don't need to find him a date no more.
23:57It's right here.
23:57I want to start a family soon.
23:59Make a kid tonight.
24:00Oh, man.
24:01Oh, man.
24:02It's getting spicy over here.
24:03How was that, church?
24:04You had some good picks.
24:06Better ones than Margaritaville.
24:07All right.
24:08How are you?
24:09Hey.
24:10I'm really hoping we found this man a match
24:22because Vinny is speeding towards being the next Uncle Nino.
24:26This is heaven.
24:27Heaven.
24:28Oh, my God.
24:29Time is ticking, my friend.
24:30Oh, my God.
24:31Oh, my God.
24:32Oh, my God.
24:33Oh, my God.
24:34Oh, my God.
24:34Oh, my God.
24:34Oh, my God.
24:40Good morning, boys.
24:44Good morning.
24:45Good morning.
24:45Where's the chooch?
24:46What a night last night, huh?
24:47Yeah, that was interesting.
24:49I think he handled it well.
24:51There's some potentials there.
24:52I mean, I don't really like to brag,
24:53but I feel like we did a really good job yesterday.
24:56Oh, he's brushing.
24:57Nobody's staring at the chooch.
24:58He gets nervous.
24:59Shut up.
25:00You watch Goodfellas, right?
25:02The mom's like, when are you going to find a nice girl to settle down?
25:04He's like, I want to be with you, ma.
25:05I love you, ma.
25:06Yeah.
25:07Mama!
25:08I have laundry.
25:10Pizza and chicken cutlets.
25:12It's my favorite.
25:13Can I just give you a second?
25:14Yeah, my arm's tired.
25:15Sub.
25:18No wonder why he's still singing.
25:21Hey.
25:22Hey, look who it is.
25:24If it isn't Mr. Bashful of New York.
25:26Did they fly in the DMs?
25:27Couple slid, yeah.
25:28They found some quality girls, but I didn't really feel any, like, crazy sparks.
25:33I appreciate the guy's sentiment, but I think that they might be a little overzealous
25:37until, like, now always trying to find me a wife at every second.
25:40What's going on over here?
25:43He said, what's going on over here?
25:45Just cut it.
25:46Yeah, that's it.
25:46No, seriously.
25:47Come on.
25:47Let's go to the beats.
25:48No, it's really just a new cut.
25:50Yeah.
25:50It looks good.
25:51You look like an athlete.
25:52Yeah.
25:52Ball player.
25:53Ball player.
25:54Ball player.
25:54Ball player.
25:56Um, okay.
25:57This means more.
26:01Give me a little more fun.
26:03All my love, let the rhythm take me.
26:06Baby, nervous?
26:07I wasn't until now.
26:09Oh, my God.
26:09I'm nervous.
26:10I have goosebumps.
26:11I got to get rid of them.
26:12Stop.
26:13You guys are making me nervous.
26:14No.
26:14No.
26:15I'm not nervous.
26:15I'm not kidding.
26:15Look.
26:16It's because you're freezing.
26:17I think it's going to be great.
26:18Today is going to be a big freaking day.
26:21Pamela is coming over.
26:22She's like a genetic FBI agent.
26:25I work for people that are adopted, looking for a child they gave up, looking for a father.
26:30That's my area of expertise.
26:33I have a little bit of an update, and I'm wondering if we can coordinate a time where I can come by.
26:40I'm finally finding out some information on my birth family.
26:44Is there anything we can do for you?
26:46Make sure my parents are good.
26:47Do they have a lot of concerns and nervous?
26:50Yes.
26:50I do feel bad about my parents and, like, how that's going to go.
26:54All right.
26:54Here we go.
26:55I know they're iffy about this.
26:57They don't know what's happening.
26:59My dad was literally grilling Pam like he's in the mob.
27:02I have some reservations.
27:05I don't know you.
27:06I don't want to see her get taken advantage of.
27:08I'm very protective of her daughter.
27:12Hello?
27:13Hi.
27:14Hi.
27:14I want to make sure my mom's, like, not upset,
27:16because, I mean, it's a lot for my parents.
27:19At the same time, you know, they'll do anything for me.
27:21I'm so glad they're here to support me.
27:23Hi, Ellen.
27:24How are you?
27:25Papa Snow.
27:26Hey, honey.
27:28I'm nervous.
27:28I can't imagine how they feel.
27:32How are you feeling?
27:34I'm curious, but I'm not curious.
27:38I'm dying.
27:38Is that a knock?
27:46It's happening.
27:47This is, like, one of the most important days of my life.
27:50Hi.
27:51Hi.
27:51It's such an exciting, crazy moment.
27:54Hi, everyone.
27:55Because I don't know if we're going to find out.
27:58Are you nervous?
27:59A little bit.
27:59I could tell.
28:00Yeah.
28:00I could see it in your eyes.
28:01What about you?
28:02They're freaking out.
28:03No, we're not.
28:04We can handle it.
28:05Okay.
28:05All right.
28:06So, as I told you, I got a little info.
28:09Okay.
28:10So, let me show you what I got.
28:12A little info.
28:13A little info.
28:14Oh, my God.
28:15Surprise.
28:16I do have a binder.
28:17Oh, you do?
28:19My heart's starting to race.
28:20My palms are getting sweaty.
28:22Like, what do you got?
28:23I do have some things that I think you'll really enjoy.
28:26Okay.
28:26Okay?
28:27So, you want to see what came up?
28:29Yeah.
28:29Okay.
28:31This is your birth mother, Nicole.
28:33Oh, my God.
28:35What?
28:35I'm going to cry.
28:38Oh, my God.
28:47You want to see what came up?
28:48Yeah.
28:49This is your birth mother, Nicole.
28:51Oh, my God.
28:52What?
28:53I'm going to cry.
28:55Oh, my God.
28:57Oh, my God.
29:03Oh, I don't know if I can speak.
29:08That's your birth mom.
29:12I need a minute.
29:16Oh, my God.
29:18I didn't think that I would be...
29:20I didn't think that she would get a picture of my birth mom.
29:25That's you.
29:26Yeah, that looks like me.
29:28Oh, God.
29:31Thick black hair.
29:32Yeah.
29:32She's short and curvy.
29:34Exactly.
29:35Yeah.
29:36Well, she's got big boobs.
29:37She's a meatball.
29:40Here.
29:41All right.
29:43Seeing my birth mom, holy ****, I just started hysterically crying.
29:46I'm like, oh, my God.
29:47I didn't even think about that.
29:48And then, like, I feel like a bag of **** because, like, my mom's right here.
29:51It's awkward.
29:52And I didn't want to hurt my mom's feelings.
29:53But also, like, this is a huge moment for me.
29:56I can't even breathe.
29:58So you have a sibling?
30:00Yes.
30:01This is what you want in here.
30:03All right.
30:03So this is your brother.
30:05Whoa.
30:06Oh, holy ****.
30:09Damn.
30:10He's handsome.
30:11Mary.
30:12It's weird that he kind of looks like Gianni.
30:15Right?
30:15I know.
30:16He kind of looks like Gianni.
30:18Ew, my brother's hot.
30:20Am I married to my brother?
30:22She's going to DNA test Gianni now.
30:24Can you imagine?
30:26Mary's handsome.
30:29She didn't have another kid after.
30:32There's one more.
30:34I knew there was one more.
30:36You have a sister.
30:37Oh.
30:39Oh.
30:40Wow.
30:41Oh, ****.
30:43That's her.
30:44That's me.
30:45We have the same, like, kind of chubby cheeks a little bit.
30:48And I have, like, a little lip and then my nose.
30:51Nicole, when did you take this picture?
30:52I know.
30:53She's cute.
30:54But as far as I could tell, there could be more.
30:57Could you maybe work on the birth father?
31:00Um.
31:04I tried.
31:05I definitely tried.
31:07But the DNA, Nicole, I couldn't find anything, unfortunately.
31:11Nothing?
31:12Yeah.
31:13Unfortunately.
31:13I mean, what I do is...
31:14That's the only thing I'm missing is that picture.
31:15Yeah.
31:16She'd have to contact the mom, and the mom would have to give her name.
31:19Yeah, but you've got your pictures now.
31:21Is that enough for you, or...?
31:25Hmm.
31:29I'm satisfied.
31:31But, like, I wonder if I'm gonna wanna do something.
31:36Even though I never met these people, I feel a connection.
31:40Where do we go from here is my question.
31:42The next step is for me to get contact information.
31:45Who knows what the future holds?
31:47Maybe I will wanna meet them.
31:48I have no idea how I feel right now.
31:50However you wanna pursue it, it's all up to you, Nicole.
31:53You know, support your mom will tilt 1,000%.
31:56I love you so much, Mommy.
31:58I love you, Daddy.
31:59And I feel like, in a way, even though we're, like, super, super close and they're my best friends,
32:03I feel like we're even closer than ever, because it's just, like, this is crazy.
32:07Yeah, I don't know.
32:08I literally just need to, like, just look at this book by myself, digest it, and be like,
32:12holy s***, I could have had a totally different life with these people.
32:21So crazy.
32:26What's happening, boys?
32:27What in the...?
32:29This is what Lauren sees when she's on top.
32:31Oh, no.
32:33They're ready to start messaging.
32:35I'm actually going to have a conversation with my birth mom.
32:38That's your mom.
32:39Oh!
32:57Hi!
32:58How are you?
32:59Surprise.
33:00You brought lunch?
33:01I brought you some snack.
33:02I haven't talked to you in a while.
33:04You've been pretty busy lately.
33:06I know.
33:06I really was on medicine in June and July.
33:09Like, I was really going through it.
33:12You're really show face.
33:13Honestly, nobody would ever know what you go through when you're home.
33:16No.
33:17I don't want people to feel bad for me.
33:20I was just, like, going through it.
33:22So we're going to remove the one ovary.
33:23Remove the ovary.
33:23I'm going through the ovary.
33:24Okay.
33:24Yeah.
33:25And then start with, like, a clean slate before we go into another embryo transfer.
33:29And how does Justin feel about it?
33:30He is very positive and optimistic.
33:33Great.
33:33But also, he's going through it with me.
33:35We've been doing this for a year now.
33:38You're doing shots every night.
33:39We're doing all this stuff for months.
33:41And to not have the baby, right, it's the worst feeling ever.
33:45I'm scared to go through all that again.
33:47It's sad because I'm taking the medicine and, like, going through it myself.
33:51But it also takes an emotional toll on my partner.
33:54That's what makes it harder.
33:55Like, it's a letdown for both of us.
33:58The thing is, I can't waste time anymore.
34:00I can't prolong things.
34:03Like, I have to do the surgery to try the next step.
34:05I want to be a mom so bad.
34:07Like, I'll do the surgery.
34:08I'll take the supplements.
34:08So, you just hope for a positive outcome with the next transfer.
34:13If I was younger, I'd be your surrogate.
34:16That would be so weird.
34:20Your mother's got flavor.
34:21Your father's got flavor.
34:22Your sister and your brother and your cousin's got fever.
34:28Yo, what's up, Choochie?
34:29What up, my dude?
34:30What's happening, boys?
34:31What in the...
34:32Mike.
34:34I'm getting my weekly facial.
34:36I never want to see this angle of Mike again.
34:38This is what Lauren sees when she's on top.
34:41Oh, my.
34:42Hi, hi, hee, hee.
34:44What's going on?
34:45I was on Instagram today, and I noticed Vinny has a comedy show in Connecticut.
34:49Boys on a comedy tour.
34:51Oh, who's your deal?
34:52How come you didn't invite us at the St. Jamal feast?
34:54I'm kind of nervous.
34:56I'm going to another state.
34:58There's hundreds of people coming out.
35:00I'm still very new.
35:01You guys can sit this one out.
35:03Yeah, we'll be there.
35:03That's dope.
35:04We'll be at your house.
35:06Oh, God.
35:07We're all down.
35:08Vinny's World Cup.
35:09Oh, hell yeah.
35:10Do they have food there?
35:11Goodbye.
35:12I feel like I'm feeling good.
35:13Bye.
35:14Oh, God.
35:16Move out all of your clothes now.
35:19Get out of my home.
35:22We're over and done.
35:23And where are you?
35:25Hey.
35:26Tina?
35:26Oh, my God.
35:27This place is cute.
35:28Isn't it?
35:28Yeah?
35:28I've never been here.
35:29Dana's my best friend in the entire world.
35:31Did you just do what?
35:32Singing?
35:33Podcast?
35:34Yeah.
35:34We're listening to music.
35:35It's really nice.
35:36It is.
35:36We met each other years ago.
35:39She started doing my hair.
35:40Get there.
35:41Can you fix it?
35:42And then we just clicked immediately.
35:43I want to talk about something.
35:45Big elephant in the room.
35:47Haven't been chilling with the roommates in a while.
35:49Well, do you like, is there something that like, why?
35:52It's because I said on my podcast that when I'm around them, sometimes I get physically ill.
35:57I do get sick every time I leave a vacation.
36:03You do like, work yourself up so much to the point where it physically does take a toll on you.
36:08And it's more about like, you and your mindset.
36:11I know for a fact that everybody wants to be good.
36:14Like, nobody would want to be like, in a awkward.
36:17I think some of them like to be bad.
36:20No.
36:21I am not perfect, but they're not either.
36:23I live for the drama.
36:27And that is where it is.
36:29It's like a Ferris wheel.
36:30What do you think is going to happen when you see everybody?
36:33I don't know.
36:34If you don't put the negative thoughts out there, I will be positive.
36:37But if I come in being positive and it doesn't work, I'm done.
36:42I live for the drama.
36:44Ever since Pamela gave me my binder and I saw everybody, I want to know about these people.
37:06That's it.
37:07So today's Pamela's going to come over.
37:09I'm going to be messaging my birth mom and I'm trying not to like, freak out about it.
37:14What is she going to say to me?
37:17Like, is she going to hate me?
37:18Like, I don't know.
37:19I'm excited.
37:20I'm scared.
37:21But, like, I'm confused.
37:22My emotions are everywhere.
37:24Jackie, we have a guest.
37:37Hi, Bo.
37:38Obviously, I want somebody there for me.
37:42And I don't want to bring my parents here because I feel like this is a lot for them.
37:46Are you rich with a Chanel bag?
37:48You have, like, 300 Louis.
37:49$2,000 bag.
37:51Jenny's my bestie.
37:52Her mom was adopted.
37:53She understands.
37:54And I feel like Jenny will calm me down.
37:56I'm going to be honest.
37:57I'm a little nervous right now.
37:59You're supposed to not make me feel that way?
38:01No, I'm sorry.
38:02I have anxiety.
38:04I just never believed this day would come.
38:07This is a big moment.
38:08What do I say?
38:10Hey, this is the kid you gave up.
38:13Sup?
38:14Was I one night stand?
38:16How does one text in another language?
38:18Oh, yeah, she speaks Spanish.
38:19Yeah.
38:20All I know is hola.
38:22Como estas?
38:24Gracias for viva.
38:27I don't know that one.
38:28Life?
38:29I don't know how to speak Spanish, Jenny.
38:31I failed Spanish twice.
38:33Listen, like, the only time I do speak Spanish is when I'm Selena.
38:36Selena's, like, singing.
38:41So I think I'm going to communicate through my Selena's.
38:43I will turn into her.
38:45Hola.
38:46No, this is terrible.
38:47What do I say?
38:48I mean, I'm going to grow up.
38:51Okay, Camilla, it's show time.
38:58You all ready?
38:59Oh, yeah.
39:01Namaste.
39:01Namaste.
39:05What's happening?
39:06You got this.
39:07I'm starting to get nervous now.
39:09Hey, girl.
39:10Hi.
39:11How are you?
39:13Panic is setting in.
39:14This is Camilla.
39:15Hi.
39:15Hi.
39:15She's going to help me translate.
39:18Thank freaking God.
39:19Can you imagine?
39:20Oh, it's me.
39:21Oh, my God.
39:25Wait, so what is happening?
39:26What's happening, right?
39:27Okay, so your birth mother and your birth sister, they're ready to start messaging.
39:33Mm-hmm.
39:34I have it set up.
39:35I'll just let them know that we're together.
39:36They only know you by they don't know your real name.
39:40Honestly, I would love if they had no idea what Jersey Shore was, who Snooki is.
39:46That would be a dream because I just want to be a normal person to these people.
39:50This is important to you, right, to reach out and to get your medical information.
39:54That's the number one, yeah.
39:56What's number two?
40:00Why was I put up for adoption?
40:02Okay.
40:02That's a question.
40:04Like, I just feel like I'll always regret not doing this.
40:08They are on pins and needles waiting for me to say I'm here.
40:12Okay.
40:13I need to do this.
40:16Okay, she's live now.
40:18They are ready.
40:18I should just say I'm with now.
40:23I just, I don't know how to react right now.
40:25My emotions are everywhere.
40:27They're typing.
40:29She say that a is very excited and nervous.
40:36I've waited my entire life to do this.
40:39Well, first, I, it's so nice to meet you.
40:41I'm literally 36 years old, and this is the first time I'm actually going to have a conversation with my birth mom.
40:48They say that video, that's your mom.
40:52You taught the world what GTL was.
41:06You showed us what a tooth was.
41:07You guys were orange before being orange was cool.
41:10So tonight, we celebrate you.
41:13Bring it home.
41:14I cannot believe it has been 15 years.
41:16You're not first, you're last.
41:17I need a wine.
41:18We've come so far.
41:20It's been a bit chaotic, more so than normal.
41:25I didn't notice.
41:26Come here, man.
41:27What the f*** is going on?
41:32We're all going with Jamaica!
41:35Jamaica!
41:36I'm on a maquillage shot!
41:38Brava!
41:39Na na na na na na na na na.
41:41I was like, what the f***?
41:42Welcome to the last shot at love!
41:47I'm finally looking for someone to settle down.
41:49Kiss.
41:50Oh my God.
41:51Vinny's like in love with this girl.
41:52The process of this turned into me like caring about my birth mom.
42:00Holy f***.
42:01This is a huge step.
42:02So I get surgery in two days to remove my ovary.
42:05Oh, damn.
42:05I'm going to urgent care.
42:07Everything is blurry.
42:08Hope she's okay.
42:09Nobody really gets it unless you go through it yourself.
42:11I just want to get it over with.
42:14You are addicted to this drama.
42:16You do it with Mike.
42:17You do it with Sam.
42:18You do it with Jenny for years.
42:20I hate worrying about everything always.
42:22Zina's like, I can't do this no more.
42:23None of us know what to do anymore.
42:25I feel like there's no one there.
42:26You act like you're above me.
42:28There's only two options, jail or death.
42:30All I'm saying is I'm upset about it.
42:32Son of a b***h.
42:33Where do we go from here at this point?
42:34I would never talk bad about Ron.
42:37I can't process this.
42:42That's how you give a f***ing laugh dance, ladies and gentlemen.
42:44Na na, look at her heart.
42:46That's how you give a f***ing laugh.
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