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00:00I'm so happy, I'm so happy, we're going to the auction in San Burrito, San Burrito, San Burrito.
00:15Y'all remember when Barry went to San Burrito?
00:18Anybody in the crowd want a breakfast burrito?
00:21Come on, over here.
00:24All right.
00:25So I pulled a little something out of his bag.
00:27For Rebos!
00:31So that's what we're going to do, we're going to generate a distraction, because we're going to get a good unit out here.
00:38I've got a game plan!
00:43When storage units are abandoned, the treasures within are put up for auction.
00:52I think I scored on this.
00:54I'm in the green!
00:55Look at this.
00:56Money, baby!
00:57I'm in the green!
00:58I'm in the green!
00:59I'm in the green!
01:00I'm in the green!
01:01Yeah!
01:02Yeah!
01:03Auction time!
01:04San Bernardino, baby!
01:06We've had some really great auctions out here, Danny.
01:08Did I tell you you look great?
01:09Did I tell you you look great, too?
01:11I never saw a cougar with cheetah spots.
01:14Ooh!
01:15Technically, I can't be a cougar, honey.
01:17Why is that?
01:18Why is that?
01:19I'm younger than you.
01:20Yeah, but what if you were a little bit younger than me, wouldn't that make you a cougar?
01:23I mean, I could be a cute cougar to other people.
01:26But to you, it's like I'm a little snow kitten or something like that.
01:30Snow kitten?
01:31More like saber tooth.
01:33Meow!
01:34I plan to go fishing in a few days, and I don't want to dig into my bank account.
01:38I want to have the money made, so I'm going to be picky about what I buy today.
01:41I ain't buying anything or everything like normal.
01:44I'm going picky.
01:45Last time I was here, I found a bunch of old, awesome toys.
01:49They went quick.
01:50I mean, I sold them all in a week.
01:51If I can do that again, I have enough money for gas, enough money for presents,
01:55enough money for everything, even a couple extra dinners.
01:58Find another great room so I don't have to dig into my bank account.
02:01That's my goal for today.
02:03You know, I'm like the Babe Ruth of storage buying.
02:07Yeah, you keep on telling me this.
02:09Well, look, everybody else buys what they see.
02:12You cannot judge a book by its cover.
02:14It's not what we see, but it's what's hidden in the storage where the money is at.
02:17Like when a unit opens up, it's like a girl hitting at me at the bar.
02:20I want to judge it right away.
02:22Because that happens how often?
02:24Well, when I was single, that would happen five times a day.
02:27Oh my God, what book is this?
02:29It's called non-fiction.
02:32Wait, I think that means truth.
02:34It's fiction.
02:35It is fiction.
02:36It's fiction.
02:37It is fiction.
02:38It's not fiction.
02:39I see a man in red.
02:43Hey, that's .
02:44What's happening, you?
02:45I got them gators on.
02:47Oh, shut the .
02:49Gators.
02:50Yeah, I got the gators.
02:51Okay.
02:52The Barry Specials.
02:53Those are beautiful.
02:54Those boots are made for walking.
02:55These boots are made for bitten.
02:56You can't walk it.
02:57Woo!
02:58Your toes are .
02:59You know how to stretch a boot out, right?
03:01No.
03:02Take rubbing alcohol, pour it in both of them, and slide them on your feet, and that leather
03:06will stretch out and fit your foot.
03:08I bet they ain't got a method for pants stretching, too.
03:11Is that Renee?
03:12Yeah.
03:13Look at that.
03:14Renee can't even park.
03:15Hey!
03:16Why you park like that?
03:17Hey, the lines are there for a reason.
03:19He flexing.
03:20Think that's a good parking job?
03:21Walk up on the wrong side of the line.
03:23What bet did you lose?
03:24Killed 30 turtles to make them boots.
03:25Just alligator, man.
03:26Oh, is it?
03:27Yeah.
03:28Your pants are supposed to be tight if you're going to put them into some boots.
03:29You're probably supposed to be wearing jeans, to be honest.
03:30Can you tell?
03:31I never did it before.
03:32I don't know your feet that big.
03:33Don't speak on fashion.
03:34This is top professional buyer outfit right here.
03:35That is a money-making outfit.
03:36Hey, I'm coming to give out some burrito.
03:38Oh.
03:39Oh.
03:40Oh.
03:41Oh.
03:42Oh.
03:43Oh.
03:44Oh.
03:45Oh.
03:46Oh.
03:47Oh.
03:48Oh.
03:49Oh.
03:50Oh.
03:51Oh.
03:52Oh.
03:54Here.
03:55Here.
03:56Put this in your mouth here, bro.
03:57I'll hog you, too.
03:58Here you go, cowboy.
03:59Really?
04:00Yeah.
04:01Is it full of, like, crap or something?
04:02No, I don't do that, because I'm going to eat one myself, cowboy.
04:05Steak, chicken, and pork.
04:06It's all of the above.
04:07All right.
04:08I need you to take a bite of this one.
04:09For real?
04:10Let's see.
04:11Let's take a bite.
04:12Okay, now give me a different one.
04:14I just want to make sure you didn't try to poison me.
04:16Do a lot of people try to poison you?
04:17Yeah.
04:18Yeah?
04:19I'm the king of the storage business.
04:20People will try to come for you.
04:21The king of the storage business?
04:22Go sit in the car.
04:23Ice-cold breakfast burrito with a side of lumpy German sausage.
04:27Breakfast of champions.
04:28Welcome to the auction.
04:29We're Dan and Lord Auction with American Auctioneers.
04:32And before you go through these gates, you need to know the rules.
04:34You're going to go to the unit.
04:35Remove the lock.
04:36Open the door.
04:37Give you five minutes.
04:38Take a look around.
04:39You can't go inside the unit.
04:40You can't open any boxes.
04:41And who's ever got the most money in their pocket can't own it today.
04:43Are you ready?
04:44Hang on, Dan.
04:45Let's go.
04:46Let's go.
04:47All right, folks.
04:48Let's go.
04:49Let's go this way.
04:50This way.
04:51Here we go.
04:52Oh, man.
04:53That's a lot of walking.
04:54You're tired already?
04:55The auction's just started.
04:56That's whatever.
04:57Can you put that burrito?
04:58It's weighing me down.
04:59Woo-hoo.
05:00Sam Burrito has just claimed his first victim.
05:03We need to get you out more often.
05:05That's the burrito that's weighing you down.
05:07Yeah, exactly.
05:08That's what I'm saying.
05:13All right, baby.
05:15It is stacked and packed.
05:17Bye-bye, Ken.
05:19I love a mid-century modern.
05:20Yeah.
05:21This storage unit has ivy written all over it.
05:23Dirty and heavy.
05:25That's up.
05:26Don't waste talking crap about me.
05:27I know.
05:28She's like a beast.
05:29I thought we was cool.
05:30Now I know where we stand.
05:31Now I know.
05:35Aren't those coffee tables like mid-century?
05:37No.
05:38They look like they're like 1960s.
05:40No, they're about like 1997 and have money.
05:42Look at the tools down there.
05:43That looks like craftsmen.
05:44Honey, that looks like heavy, dirty work.
05:47That's totally right up Ivy's alley.
05:50So what?
05:51I'd like to make money.
05:52Yeah, but you don't have sons that can help load the trucks.
05:54I got a wife.
05:55A lot of power tools.
05:56And it looks like a single guy that had a lot of tools.
05:58It's a good unit.
05:59I like it actually.
06:00We're coming anyway.
06:01That's why.
06:02Aye, aye, aye.
06:03Hey.
06:04Three o'clock behind the gym.
06:06Oh no, I'm scared.
06:07Better be there.
06:09Ooh, this actually is my kind of room.
06:12Got some big shoes right there that might fit one of the kids.
06:15Air compressor.
06:16Just bought one to use another one.
06:17Ooh, old gumball machine.
06:19Got a little bit of everything.
06:20Oh, I'll be, I'll dip into a little bit.
06:23I'm trying to be picky.
06:24This is not quite picky, picky, but this is just picky enough to get me to Mississippi,
06:28but not back.
06:29Now there's tools, but I don't like good tools.
06:33There's a little weed eater.
06:34Aside from those nightstands, I don't really like anything in here.
06:37If it goes for cheap, but it's not going to.
06:39It's going to go cheap.
06:40Yeah, it's probably not for me, Danny.
06:42All right, now.
06:43I see they got building equipment in here.
06:46They got stuff to drag stuff.
06:48Hmm.
06:49That's a big-ass lunchbox right here.
06:50I couldn't get all this in the Toyota, neither, you know what I mean?
06:52Can you need to rip off some of the doors on that Toyota?
06:54Stuff in everywhere.
06:55You said rip off the doors of the Toyota?
06:56Tie it onto the hood and everything.
06:57I'll probably lose them all on the 15 freeway.
06:58Well, just put the car in there.
06:59It's not going to.
07:00It's not going to.
07:01It's going to go cheap.
07:02Yeah, it's probably not for me, Danny.
07:03All right, now.
07:04I see they got building equipment in here.
07:05They got stuff to drag stuff.
07:06I'll probably lose them all on the 15 freeway.
07:08Well, just put the cheap stuff on the outside.
07:10That's a smart maneuver.
07:11I might keep that in a memory right there.
07:14I'll take two trips.
07:15Wow.
07:16This afternoon, it's going down.
07:18Ugh.
07:19Ugh.
07:20Ugh.
07:21Ugh.
07:22Talking crap about me, Wallace.
07:23Ugh.
07:24That starts me?
07:27I see you shaking.
07:28I'm not shaking, Tripp.
07:29I see you shaking.
07:30I'm not shaking, Tripp.
07:31I see you shaking.
07:32I'm not shaking.
07:33I see you shaking.
07:34I'm not shaking.
07:35I think I'm going to stop coming to these things.
07:39All righty.
07:40I see hand in the air right there.
07:42You're putting your hand too high in the air.
07:44How's Superman doing?
07:45All right.
07:46Nice little unit here.
07:47Here we go.
07:48Number 20.
07:49What are you going to pay?
07:50Say how much?
07:51How much money?
07:52Where?
07:53I got 30.
07:5430.
07:5540.
07:5640.
07:5740.
07:5840.
07:5950.
08:0050.
08:0160.
08:0260.
08:0350.
08:0450.
08:06200.
08:07300.
08:08It's probably still a good unit.
08:10four to half one to the five five hundred five and a half five and a half five and a half six
08:14six there yes seven hundred seven to you seven hundred thousand seven there seven a half seven
08:19eight sir eight hundred zero nine hundred here nine fifty sir take another look at nine hundred
08:24nine and a half g and i think to go to once nine fifty there and a thousand there and one thousand
08:28dollars a big bit I don't know that's getting borderline it's probably still a good unit
08:32see I told you I was gonna buy that unit thousand bucks a thousand fifty one twice
08:36Have some Panacola, $1,050 a night.
08:38It's all in a few, all in a night.
08:40So that's where you get it for $1,000.
08:41Four o'clock, sir.
08:42Four o'clock, sir.
08:44You next.
08:45Four o'clock.
08:46What time are you meeting Casey?
08:47All right, I mean...
08:48$1,000.
08:50Lock it up, let's go.
08:51No more burritos for him.
08:53Coming in strong, baby.
08:55Float like a butterfly.
08:57Bed like a bee.
08:59Well, this is what $1,000 gets me.
09:01Let's find out if I'm happy or not.
09:06Well, this is not a bad box to start off with.
09:08Here's one.
09:10Two, pedigree.
09:12That's what I used to feed my dogs.
09:13Three.
09:14I think this is stacked with die-cast cars.
09:17Another one.
09:19These don't sell as good as they used to, but hey, $100.
09:24Ooh, very light.
09:25I don't like light boxes.
09:26They often don't mean good.
09:27This one looks pretty good.
09:29All brand new.
09:31This whole entire box, $250.
09:33Look at that, $350 in two boxes.
09:35You can't beat this with a stick.
09:37Uh-oh.
09:38I have a feeling it's more die-cast cars because it's really light.
09:42Yes, it is.
09:43Well, got another $250 right here.
09:46Boom.
09:47Well, this is more my angle.
09:49Let's see where we at.
09:50Okay.
09:51Wow, good condition.
09:53Not bad.
09:54This whole entire box, $30.
09:56$30.
09:59Is this giant weed whacker stuff?
10:02What is this?
10:02Maybe it works together with that.
10:06This looks like some kind of weird-looking little, like, airship, but I don't know how this all works.
10:10I wonder if you've got a controller somewhere and you just drive this underwater.
10:13It looks like a camera.
10:14Go down there and find where the catfish are.
10:16Guess what I'll be cooking tomorrow.
10:18Hmm.
10:19Definitely looks expensive.
10:19Anything that works in water and is made rugged is usually worth a bit of money.
10:23Well, you know my motto.
10:25If I don't know what it is, find somebody who does.
10:28Oh, sweet.
10:29This is half the reason I bought it.
10:34Oh, sweet, sweet.
10:36This is half the reason I bought it.
10:37You see this old-timey stuff like this?
10:40You know you stand a great chance of a treasure.
10:42Hopefully, I find the gumballs and the gum globe.
10:45$25.
10:45All righty.
10:47The magic boxes that I've been looking forward to.
10:50Well, you see how they're all getting squished in?
10:52That means there's got a little bit of weight in them.
10:56Oh, it's glass.
11:02God dang it.
11:04$1, $2 at a time, $60.
11:06Don't beat more glass.
11:08Ooh, purses.
11:09All righty.
11:10Well, there's at least $100 in these two.
11:12Mm, crappy glassware, lamp tops.
11:16Right there, $20.
11:19Okay, what we got?
11:21Ooh, feels breakable.
11:23Oh, there we go.
11:24Well, I guess that means it is breakable.
11:26That's not super glue.
11:27That's like snot glue.
11:28It's all greeny color.
11:29I know where you go.
11:31Go to your home.
11:33Boom, now I needed some gumballs.
11:35This thing was worth $25.
11:36Now it's worth $50.
11:39Stay away from my unit, Renee.
11:41Go, Dad away.
11:42Those are still so good, though.
11:43Those are like $25 for out of here.
11:46Come out.
11:48This almost looks like Tiger Oak.
11:50It's an old-style, though.
11:51Mid-century, modern-type table plus two.
11:56One, two, three of these.
11:59I would put these at all three, $100.
12:02Now this, I've been wanting to get to just because it's kind of neat.
12:07I'm not a clock guy.
12:08I just like some weird stuff.
12:10It's a triple threat.
12:10It's a table.
12:11It's a clock.
12:12It's a lamp.
12:13And it's ugly.
12:14$40.
12:16I always like these boxes.
12:17They usually have something good in them, but these obviously don't because they're so light.
12:21No money.
12:21It's empty already.
12:24It's empty already.
12:27Oh, damn.
12:30Well?
12:30Here comes the bride.
12:47I thought you would do it again.
12:49I thought you would do this last time.
12:54That's the wedding heart.
13:03Goodbye, old friend.
13:04All right, I'm tired of walking already.
13:09Ready to go home, sit in my chair, drink a beer.
13:12You guys are getting weak in your old age.
13:16Drop that lock off!
13:17All right, folks.
13:2110 by 15.
13:23Woo!
13:23Packed, stacked, and all that.
13:2510 by 15.
13:26Some bags in the front here.
13:31I don't know if this is authentic or not.
13:33I have to pull it out.
13:34There's a Louis Vuitton.
13:35Could mean there's some other decent stuff in here.
13:37There's a lot of items.
13:39It looks like a lot of kids' stuff, which I can't use.
13:41But maybe there's some furniture or something in the back.
13:44Might bet on it.
13:45Oh, that looks like Michael Kors.
13:52He got $200 right there.
13:54Shoes still in the box.
13:55Can't beat that.
13:56A lot of stuff still in the original boxes.
13:58That makes it much, much, much easier to sell.
14:01A lot of money in this room.
14:02A lot of volume.
14:03I was trying to be picky, but it's a lot of volume for a picky guy.
14:07Very, very good unit.
14:08We got a bunch of boxes.
14:10We got a little safe right there.
14:12That's the speakers there.
14:13Low-key fan, which I need right now because I'm leaking.
14:17Yeah, this one here is a little too big for my little Toyota.
14:22That bag says LD.
14:24Okay, well, this is a good reason to buy this unit.
14:26Oh, my God.
14:27I just got really excited.
14:28That's because you're standing next to me.
14:30No, that's not why.
14:31Pretty sure it is.
14:32It's called designer.
14:32I'm like, oh, my God.
14:33But that's not a real Louis Vuitton, is it?
14:35I've never seen a pattern like that with Louis Vuitton.
14:37It looks like a family.
14:38There's a lot of kids' stuff in there.
14:39But the good thing about this unit, that's just a lot of quantity.
14:42So, it has potential.
14:43There's a lot of stuff in here.
14:44Let's see what it goes for.
14:45Okay.
14:47All right.
14:47Here we go.
14:48Take a look.
14:48Look it over.
14:49Don't overlook anything about this one.
14:50Here we go.
14:51Look at me.
14:51Five, five, one of the 500.
14:53250.
14:53Anywhere.
14:54I get two to a half, one of the three.
14:55One of the three, three.
14:55One of the three.
14:56One of the three, 50.
14:57Yeah.
14:57Three, 50.
14:57Four and a half, one of the 450.
14:58Five and a half.
14:59Five and a half.
15:00Five and a half.
15:00Six hundred.
15:01Six hundred.
15:01One of the seven.
15:01Seven.
15:02Seven.
15:02One of the eight hundred.
15:03Six hundred.
15:03Eight hundred there.
15:04One of the nine.
15:05Nine, nine, nine where?
15:06Nine hundred.
15:06One thousand dollars.
15:07A thousand?
15:07One hundred.
15:08One thousand dollars.
15:08Eleven.
15:09Eleven hundred.
15:09One of the four.
15:10One of the twelve.
15:18When you say eight.
15:19I don't know.
15:24That's kind of hype for that stuff.
15:29Hi.
15:29One of the Tony.
15:32One of the two.
15:33Oh, that's a good swapping merchandise.
15:40What the f*** with these people, bruh?
15:44I put up a 24, 50 going once. I put up a 24, 50 going twice.
15:49Last in Pantacol at 24, but it's 24 to half.
15:52Oh my God, bruh, y'all crazy.
15:54Last in Pantacol at 24, but it's 24 to half.
15:57Oh my God, bruh, y'all crazy.
15:59Last in Pantacol at 24, but it's 24 to half.
16:01Oh my God, bruh, y'all crazy.
16:0325, I got 24 to half, but it'll be 25.
16:0525, I got 24 to half, but it'll be 25.
16:07I got 24 to half, but it'll be 25 there.
16:09But it'll be 26, guys.
16:10Renee, look at that locket like it's the last burrito in Mexico.
16:1326, half, but it'll be 27, 27 and a half.
16:16I got 27, 27 and a half.
16:1827 and a half, going once.
16:2027, 27 and a half, going twice.
16:21Yeah.
16:22What it'll be 2800.
16:23Woo hoo hoo hoo.
16:24Look at all that, bruh.
16:2528 to half, but it'll be 29.
16:26What it'll be 29 and a half.
16:2729, 28 and a half, but it'll be 3.
16:293,000, what it'll be 31.
16:303,000, what it'll be 31.
16:313,000, what it'll be 31.
16:32I got 3,000, what it'll be 31.
16:33100 going once.
16:34I got 3,000, what it's 3,050 going once.
16:353,000.
16:36That's some kind of color.
16:373,050.
16:38Yes.
16:39So let's go, Renee.
16:40Let's go.
16:413,000 bucks.
16:423,000.
16:43All right.
16:44Come on, man.
16:45Don't mess with the king.
16:46I don't know.
16:47$3,000, that's pretty expensive.
16:49I wouldn't have paid that much.
16:50OK, baby, almost everything I can see is boxes.
16:52I paid like 10 bucks a buck.
16:53What's the worst thing that can happen?
16:54If we get completely unlucky, we lose 1,000 bucks.
16:57If we get lucky, we make 10,000.
17:02$3,000.
17:03I knew I should have ordered the burritos without the spicy sauce.
17:07This boy then lost his damn money.
17:10We're going to open up this unit, take a good look, and we're going to sell it outside.
17:14All right, everyone?
17:15Here's a good look.
17:16Here we go.
17:17Five by five.
17:18Look at that.
17:19She's clean.
17:20Easy to load in.
17:21You're going to love the way you look loading this unit.
17:23Down the road you go.
17:28I see a bunch of clothes, some cans of food, some blankets.
17:32There's nothing here for me.
17:34Got a little baby unit here.
17:37Oh, Reebok, suitcases, pots and pans.
17:41Wow, this is definitely not the room for me.
17:43I'm way, way, way more piggier than this.
17:46Those shoes, I think, might be expensive.
17:49That's a designer brand.
17:50Seven?
17:51They make jeans.
17:52I've never seen them make shoes, but that's expensive.
17:54It's also a movie about somebody killing everyone in a horrific way.
17:57That's not a good sign.
17:58That's food right there.
18:00We don't buy units with food in them.
18:01That's the rule.
18:02Why not?
18:03Yeah, yeah.
18:04Because that's not a good sign when they store food.
18:05Might be military food.
18:07They got some skillets in here.
18:08You know, scrambled eggs and sausages.
18:10All that kind of good stuff.
18:11Well, there's a lot of mystery in here.
18:15Daniel, watch for my bid.
18:17I will.
18:20Barry.
18:24Hey, here we go, everybody.
18:25What's your pleasure?
18:26What are you going to pay?
18:27Say how much?
18:28I got P.T. right there.
18:29Here, here, here.
18:30Here, here, here.
18:31I got P.T. right behind you.
18:32And after you.
18:33And today, we're going to be 20-25, 2.50 where?
18:35Right behind me.
18:36Here you go, bruh.
18:38Here.
18:39Here.
18:40Here.
18:41Here!
18:42Here, here.
18:43Here.
18:44Here.
18:45Here.
18:46Here.
18:47Here.
18:48Here.
18:49I'm pleased that you're going twice a last time.
18:50Find a call at $325 tonight.
18:53Don't mess your way, Barry.
18:54I mean, kitty.
18:55Yeah, you got it right the first time.
18:57You got it.
18:58Burritos and canned goods.
19:00Now, that's a Thanksgiving miracle for your boy, America.
19:04I see the whole grand rich pancakes.
19:07Goonga, yeah.
19:12All right, come on.
19:14Let's go, let's go.
19:15Woo-hoo.
19:16All right.
19:17Woo-hoo.
19:17Who's a lizard?
19:18Vintage unit with one vintage lizard.
19:24I like the suitcase.
19:26Looks like there's a lot of cool furniture in here.
19:29The old desk.
19:30I like the canes.
19:31Yeah, I'll definitely take a stab at this one for sure.
19:35Well, a dollar for the dust.
19:37You're a rich man.
19:38Everything else, you're going to have to work to sell.
19:39Ooh, weed whacker.
19:40I practiced my weed whacking on that fake bush right there.
19:43Stay picky, Ivy.
19:44Stay picky.
19:45Stay away from it.
19:46Stay away from it.
19:46Man, there's some dusty meat stuff in here, bro.
19:51But the only little flink plants and I'm thinking a lizard is in here.
19:54Yeah, that's kind of spooky, bro.
19:56You got another weed eater in here, bro.
19:58Yeah, that's not the kind of weed I like.
20:00That's what Barry would say.
20:01Kitty might say that too.
20:03Low-key undercover.
20:04Right?
20:05Right?
20:05Yeah.
20:06I'm going to think I'm going to pass on this dusty thing here.
20:08But you could do a haunted house in this.
20:11Big time.
20:11Yeah, you could.
20:13Trick or treat.
20:14It was deceiving, but when you get closer up, it looks good.
20:18I mean, it's all furniture.
20:19Those chairs are kind of cool.
20:20Those are storytelling time chairs.
20:22But it's heavy.
20:23That's the only problem.
20:23I don't know.
20:23Like, I already got that big-ass unit.
20:25It says E-J on the trunk.
20:28That's actually not a trunk.
20:29That's actually some sort of resuscitator.
20:30It's just like an early medical device.
20:32It's actually interesting.
20:33Yeah.
20:34I don't know if it's worth anything.
20:35Well, it might save a life.
20:37What's that worth?
20:38Nothing.
20:39Too many people on this planet.
20:40You're so mean.
20:41I mean, I'm sorry.
20:42You know, I'm a German.
20:43A German that doesn't value human life?
20:45I'm not touching that one.
20:47All right, here we go.
20:48What are you going to pay?
20:49What are you going to pay?
20:4910, 10, 20.
20:51What are you going to pay?
20:5120, 30.
20:52What are you going to pay?
20:5230, 30.
20:53What are you going to pay?
20:53Right here.
20:54Yes, tell us now.
20:55They'll be wearing a lot of units.
20:57No, this one's a good one.
20:58Up to half.
20:59One and a half.
21:00One, seven, five.
21:00Right there, next to you.
21:01Yes.
21:01One, two, two, one, two, quarter.
21:02One, two, 25.
21:03Where?
21:03Two, 25.
21:04Casey, I don't want to move.
21:05That's all furniture.
21:06The truck is going to be full.
21:07Three, three.
21:07Three now.
21:08Three and a quarter, 25.
21:09Three hundred, three in the quarter.
21:09Three, 25.
21:10Going once.
21:11Three, 25.
21:11Going twice.
21:12Last and final call.
21:13Three, two, three, 25.
21:14And I sell that to a $300.
21:17Brand it.
21:17All right.
21:19Lock it up.
21:19Lock it up.
21:20I cannot believe I got this for $300.
21:23I am so excited.
21:24Get all this good furniture.
21:26It's exactly what I was looking for.
21:28Crazy.
21:31Folks, that's the end of the auction.
21:33And don't forget to pay the lady.
21:34See you in the office.
21:39Well, I hope the burrito paid off.
21:41Because I spent three and a quarter bones on here.
21:45Let's see what we got here, America.
21:47Put the leftover Buribos right here.
21:52Let's start off with this here bag.
21:54Why it always feel like a bag and a bag.
21:56Nothing but shoes.
21:57Somebody probably want them.
21:59I said this bag here $5.
22:04Who we got?
22:05Some more ragged ass shoes.
22:07These shoes look like they walk 500 miles.
22:10I bet they walk 500 more.
22:12$5.
22:14What the hell is this?
22:15Let me see if I can catch them.
22:19I've seen them on a fishing show do this.
22:23It's called some messed up shoes.
22:25But this bag pretty good.
22:26Let's go $5 with this film.
22:29Why do people be saving these old ass scratchers, bro?
22:32What they think is going to change in the middle of the night or something?
22:37What we got?
22:39Space jacket.
22:41They got the tag seal on it.
22:42Steve Madden.
22:43I heard of that name.
22:43It's about $20, boy.
22:46Let's see what we got here.
22:47Canned goods.
22:48That's what caught my eye.
22:49They got some Roman noodles.
22:51Some black eyed peas.
22:52They know a brother loves some black eyed peas.
22:54Are you inspired?
22:55Oh, let me see.
22:57Sell pie.
22:58Oh, this ain't bad until the 26th.
23:01Guess who I'm going to be eating?
23:02Go get some hammer hocks.
23:04And I'll be eating some black eyed peas with some beef wrapper on it.
23:06Uh-oh, black bag.
23:11Ah!
23:13Dingy-ass, dirty-ass clothes.
23:14Man, ain't no something.
23:15Ain't no money.
23:17Uh-oh.
23:18What is this?
23:23Uh-oh.
23:24What is this?
23:25We got something.
23:27We got a case.
23:29It's kind of light, but they probably took the Yucamalady out of him.
23:32Oh, what is this?
23:34This is the lightest instrument I've ever seen.
23:38It's probably worth some money
23:40in a musical instrument.
23:44I gotta find somebody
23:46to know something about this here.
23:50I don't know nothing about it.
23:51I've never seen it.
23:52But it makes some good sound.
23:55Look at this, bro.
23:56They scramble it.
23:57They ain't gonna take this out.
23:58This is smell like
23:59a f***ed up, smelly-ass unit, bro.
24:03Damn, why am I cursing so much, man?
24:05I have more words.
24:08F*** it.
24:12I just know what them two gray bags is.
24:14I bet you it's clothes.
24:18Ah!
24:19Clothes!
24:20I'm a bitch.
24:21We got one more gray bag.
24:23I bet y'all a million dollars
24:25I know what this s*** is.
24:27No!
24:29Why, man?
24:30So many damn clothes.
24:32What in the hell is in these people's closets?
24:35All their clothes is in here.
24:36America, y'all, to be ashamed of yourself.
24:39You just throw s*** anywhere.
24:41Oh, I hate clothes.
24:44I hate clothes.
24:46Dirty, dirty clothes.
24:49Dirty, dirty clothes.
24:50Dirty, dirty clothes.
24:58Hey, Hal.
24:59Hey, Ivy.
24:59Come on in.
25:00Well, I was expecting a lake or ocean or something around here, but there ain't nothing.
25:04Well, there's Lake Hollywood right over here.
25:06I brought my underwater gizmo to my buddy, Hal, at Hollywood Divers.
25:10He'll know the value that lies beneath the surface.
25:12I don't know what I brought you, but I do know that this thing will go underwater.
25:16I know it moves, and that's all I know.
25:17Yeah, well, this is an underwater drone.
25:20This is the same as, you know, when you fly through the sky, but you're using it underwater.
25:23So you've got propellers that will allow it to go downward, go up, forward, back.
25:29And it's got a camera on the front.
25:31It's got 4K, so this will shoot high resolution.
25:34And then these are lights.
25:36Hey, ooh.
25:37Pretty bright, right?
25:38Sure is.
25:39I've seen this one before.
25:40It's called the Aqua Robot Man Nemo.
25:43This is its battery.
25:44This should go for about three hours.
25:46It has the umbilical, and then you would control it from your cell phone.
25:51So this thing can go to about 300 feet deep.
25:54I know what I'm doing with this.
25:56Where do Loch Ness Monster live?
25:57Yeah, out in Scotland.
25:58That's where I'm going.
25:59Yeah.
26:00I'm going to find them.
26:01So what do you use this for?
26:03Do you have a boat?
26:04Yeah.
26:04Sometimes the kelp gets wrapped around the prop, and you'd have to go under and see how badly is it wrapped.
26:11Send this thing under the boat.
26:13Okay.
26:13Drive it around.
26:14It's going to be taking video.
26:16You'll be looking at it on your cell phone.
26:17And then you hit auto return, and it comes back to the surface, and you reel it in.
26:21So you've got to attach this if you don't want to lose it.
26:25Another useful thing that this can do is conservation.
26:28You know, like they're doing fish counts.
26:30Okay.
26:31Put this in a river, and you can follow the fish.
26:34A diver's not always going to be able to maneuver in certain spots.
26:38So this could go places that a diver can't get into.
26:42Ah, that makes sense.
26:43So pretty cool, right?
26:44It is cool.
26:45So my little drone here got a cool name.
26:48Aqua Mermaid Robot Nemo slash Finding Mermaid Machine.
26:54Okay.
26:55What's this thing worth?
26:57This one's used.
26:58So in this condition...
27:00Awesome condition.
27:03Well, yeah.
27:03I mean, it's a decent condition.
27:05With a three-hour battery.
27:06I'm going to say it's going to be worth about 800 bucks.
27:17Hey, that's a winner.
27:19Yeah?
27:19Hey, get up.
27:20I only paid $1,000 for the room.
27:21Oh, good, good.
27:22Almost all my money back.
27:23That is good.
27:24Well, let me pack it up and...
27:25You want to take the battery out of it?
27:27I ain't worried about it.
27:27Okay.
27:28I might see me some water on the way home.
27:30All right.
27:30I think they got an aqueduct over there.
27:31Get in there and do it.
27:32I'm doing it.
27:33See you later.
27:34Have a great day.
27:35Good to see you, man.
27:38All right.
27:39You ready?
27:39What you got?
27:40Dusty.
27:41Is it?
27:41Yeah.
27:42I brought Bozak to help me with his dirty locker.
27:45Woo!
27:46Let's do it.
27:47And find out if it's worth its weight and dust.
27:50Oh, my God.
27:52All right.
27:52Let's do it.
27:53All right.
27:53What you got?
27:54I like it.
27:55Those are cool.
27:56Yeah.
27:56A little depression glass.
27:58Nice.
27:59What's a good start?
28:00It's France.
28:01From France.
28:02Oh.
28:02All right.
28:03I think there's a good couple hundred bucks here.
28:06These are cool.
28:07Oh, those are cool.
28:08They're like 20 a pop.
28:08Yeah.
28:0980 bucks.
28:11Cool.
28:12All right.
28:13That one's bad.
28:14Mm-hmm.
28:15I'll give it a nice to clean for you.
28:18Thanks, bud.
28:19Shares are worthless.
28:20Four.
28:22Thanks for that.
28:24Four.
28:25God.
28:26Oh, look at that.
28:32Some blaze.
28:33Always need grandma's doilies.
28:34They do.
28:36Oh, what the fuck is that?
28:38This just got awesomely weird.
28:44Oh, what the fuck is that?
28:46This just got awesomely weird.
28:47What is in here?
28:48There's a wig.
28:52Some suspenders.
28:53Oh, is that a jockstress?
28:55Look at this thing.
28:57Want to feel them?
28:57Are they real?
28:58Yeah.
28:59They feel real, huh?
29:02Come on.
29:05Come on.
29:05Wait, do you want to feel...
29:06Come on.
29:07All right.
29:11What do you think of this?
29:12I don't know.
29:13Should we have it examined?
29:16By who?
29:16A doctor?
29:17I don't know.
29:18I think that it's probably worth some money,
29:19so maybe we want to get somebody to check that out.
29:22I'm just waiting for the lower half of this guy.
29:24Oh, God.
29:25You think he's in there somewhere?
29:26I hope not.
29:28Some horses?
29:29Ooh, those are cool.
29:30All right.
29:30They are brighters.
29:31Oh.
29:31They look like they're older.
29:32Stand up with the USA on them.
29:33Uh-huh.
29:34They could go from, on average, about $100 a pop.
29:36Yeah, so how many we got?
29:37One, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
29:40Seven of them?
29:41This unit is great.
29:42Yeah.
29:43That's a great thing.
29:43Hell yes.
29:45Okay.
29:46Oh, it is a lane.
29:47It is a lane.
29:48I thought it was.
29:49This is really nice inside.
29:51It is.
29:51This kept really well intact.
29:53Probably get $400 for this.
29:56Nothing in there, but look at this thing.
29:58$400, though.
29:59All right.
30:00$1,500, dude.
30:01That's what we're around at right now.
30:02That's not bad.
30:03Yeah, I only spent three.
30:04This is awesome.
30:05That's awesome.
30:05Plus whatever, uh, boobies is worth over here.
30:07All right.
30:08Let me, let me grab these.
30:09Yeah, get the moobs.
30:10Get the man boobs.
30:11Go get them examined.
30:12Tediana, I'm glad you came along.
30:19We've got a little unit.
30:19I'm glad you're willing to help.
30:20You needed some help, obviously.
30:22My daughter, Tediana, is joining us today so I can impart my vast knowledge.
30:28And so I don't have to carry so much stuff.
30:30It's a lot.
30:31I don't have to carry so much stuff.
30:33Whoa.
30:34Okay.
30:35We're going to be here for a while.
30:36All right.
30:36Money bag.
30:37Woo.
30:38Oh, my gosh.
30:38You throw the dirty stuff at me.
30:40Are you kidding me?
30:40That's what it usually does to me.
30:45All right.
30:45This is all closed.
30:4610 bucks.
30:47Hey, you know what?
30:48What goes best with blue?
30:49Beep beep.
30:49I like that.
30:50All these cars right here.
30:52That's a $100 box.
30:54Wow, look at this.
30:55All brand new.
30:56All outdoor pools.
30:57This whole box is another $100.
30:59All right, here we go.
31:01Oh, it's all brand new stuff.
31:04They had some sort of business.
31:05How much are these?
31:05Like $10 a piece, right?
31:06Yeah, makeup's expensive.
31:08$500 box.
31:10This is good.
31:11Oh, look at this.
31:12They're all brand new.
31:13But name brand Mega Bloks, $20 a piece.
31:16$80 a box.
31:18All right, so these Jumungi things right here,
31:20$25 a piece is a $100 box.
31:23How nice.
31:25$100 a sunglasses.
31:26That actually looks like it's real.
31:27You think it's real?
31:29You look so badass.
31:30Do I?
31:31Yeah.
31:32You look like you could be like a Terminator.
31:33Come with me if you want to buy.
31:36I don't even know how to respond to that.
31:38Okay, let's go to the important box.
31:39I am looking at the important box.
31:41This is what...
31:43It is real.
31:44He said it was a plastic bag.
31:46It's not.
31:47Oh, wait, there's some inside.
31:48Oh, oh.
31:50Oh, oh.
31:52Thousand bucks in the louis.
31:56Do you hear that?
31:58Cha-ching.
31:59Hold on.
31:59Well, here.
32:00I can't open it, though.
32:02Help me.
32:02The most satisfying thing as a parent
32:04is to pass down important life skills to your children.
32:08Just have a professional buy it as it.
32:10Okay.
32:11Woo!
32:12Oh, my gosh.
32:13Okay.
32:14Come on, cash.
32:16Ta-da!
32:17Oh, wait, but there's envelopes.
32:18There's envelopes?
32:19There's envelopes.
32:20Oh, she was right.
32:23There's tons of money.
32:24I like it.
32:26That's actually a lot.
32:26That's a good 50 bucks.
32:28Let's just get this jewelry box.
32:30The moment we've been waiting for.
32:31Let's see the jewelry.
32:32Show me the jewelry.
32:33Look at this.
32:34Wow, I thought I had a lot of jewelry.
32:37Look at this one.
32:38Oh, wow.
32:39It's very colorful.
32:40All-cost jewelry.
32:41I mean, it's all sellable.
32:42Between all the jewelry here,
32:43it's like easy 400 bucks.
32:45It's nothing crazy.
32:46It's just quantity.
32:47This corner right here,
32:48there's at least another 50 boxes,
32:49closing house decor.
32:51Average 20 bucks a box.
32:52That's another thousand, right?
32:53You know what?
32:54I didn't turn water into wine,
32:55but we're turning junk into profit.
32:58Let's get this loaded.
33:03I'm taking my new yucca mulele
33:05to Joellen Lapidus
33:06to see what kind of magic music
33:08this here thing makes.
33:11Is Jo here?
33:12Yeah, come on.
33:13How you doing, Jo?
33:14Hey, Kenny.
33:14Nice to meet you.
33:15Yeah, I contacted you early.
33:16Yeah, yeah.
33:17You know it's me, huh?
33:17I know it was you.
33:18Hey, that's nothing.
33:19I've seen you on the TV.
33:21Oh, s***.
33:22Man, sometimes I forget how famous I am.
33:24I should probably stop eating food
33:26out of them lockers.
33:26Wow, look at you.
33:28You make these.
33:29Yeah.
33:30Man, you got yucca muleles.
33:32What do you call them?
33:33Dulcimers.
33:34Uh-huh.
33:35Dulcimers.
33:36So you create all this.
33:37Yeah.
33:38You're gifted, lady.
33:39But I called you about my yucca lady.
33:41I'm taking my...
33:43There you go.
33:44Oh, look at that.
33:45That's lovely.
33:46I know who made this dulcimer.
33:48You know him?
33:48Yeah.
33:49Warren May is from Kentucky.
33:51Berea, Kentucky.
33:51And he has a furniture
33:53and dulcimer store.
33:54And he does this wood-burning thing.
33:57These are like little flowers.
33:58Flowers, yeah.
33:59And the wood on this instrument
34:00is just amazing.
34:02This was called a mountain dulcimer,
34:03sometimes called lap dulcimer.
34:05And where was the first one made?
34:06Appalachia.
34:07Kentucky, Ohio, West Virginia.
34:10And the people who made these
34:11were very poor.
34:12Mm-hmm.
34:12They would use wood from pallets.
34:15They would use anything they could get.
34:17And they only had...
34:18These are called frets.
34:19Yeah.
34:19They only had the fret on this string.
34:21The other two were just meant to drone.
34:23That's a very European thing.
34:24Yeah.
34:25But nothing like this existed in Europe.
34:27It's totally an American-focused note.
34:29That thing probably worth some money.
34:31I'll tell you exactly what it's worth
34:32after I tune it up and play it.
34:33Awesome.
34:34Awesome.
34:34Okay, now let me show you something.
34:40Coming to the stage.
34:42Yo!
34:45You make me laugh.
34:46Okay.
35:02Okay, so that's the traditional way
35:04of playing.
35:04Man, you bad-ass, girl.
35:06We got to put you on concert.
35:08Put you on tour.
35:09Now, it's your turn.
35:10Oh, my God.
35:10To the left.
35:11But not on top of it.
35:12Oh, that's how pretty.
35:13Yeah.
35:14See, it's harmonious.
35:16Dulce.
35:17Sweet.
35:19And slide.
35:20Slide, don't hop.
35:21Oh, slide my fingers?
35:22Slide.
35:23Boy, you about to get cultured.
35:29Yeah, there you go.
35:30Oh, play the scale.
35:34Yeah, there, there, there.
35:36Kenny's going to be put out
35:37number one hit.
35:37Watch me on Spotify.
35:39It's going to be called
35:40Sweating in the Garage.
35:42Okay.
35:43Sweating.
35:44Sweating.
35:44I'm sweating.
35:45I'm sweating.
35:46I'm sweating.
35:47Resolve it.
36:01Hey, that's some s***.
36:03Joe, I love the music
36:04and I love the story behind it,
36:06but you know what makes me happy.
36:08Break it down, girl.
36:09Okay.
36:11This dulcimer
36:12is in perfect condition
36:15and it sounds good.
36:16M-O-N-D-Y
36:19I think you could easily sell it
36:26for $700.
36:27Did you think it was worth
36:28more than that or less?
36:29I'm going to be honest with you.
36:30When I got looked at it,
36:31I said, this can't be real
36:32because it was so light.
36:33But not listening to your stories,
36:35I'm going to come and join your band.
36:39Yeah, I think so.
36:40Beautiful.
36:41Keep being you, okay?
36:42Okay.
36:43Don't stop smiling.
36:44And keep being you.
36:45Oh, man, I ain't got no choice right now.
36:465,000 fathoms, Captain.
37:00Aye, aye, sir.
37:02Getting deeper.
37:03Here, fishy, fishy.
37:04It's goopy down here.
37:05I can't see.
37:07Shoot.
37:08You know I wasn't going straight home.
37:09I had to stop and play with my new toy.
37:11Straight ahead, sir.
37:1210,000 fathoms and rising.
37:17Watch out for that giant squid.
37:21You ready to party?
37:22Yeah.
37:23Let's do it.
37:24Let's do it.
37:25Hi, I'm Johnny.
37:26Randy.
37:26Nice to meet you.
37:28Go Jack.
37:28What do you got here?
37:29Oh, we have some fun, fun things.
37:31Oh, fun.
37:32I'm excited.
37:34Just wait to get to the jockstrap.
37:35Oh.
37:35Is there things in the jockstrap?
37:37We'll find out.
37:38I mean, it might be valuable.
37:40I mean, I mean.
37:42I hauled my top torso over to Precinct to meet with a drag king who knows it all, Johnny Gentleman.
37:48I think this is Bozak's first time with a drag king.
37:50I hope Johnny's gentle.
37:52So, just like drag queens, we are impersonating male characters.
37:56So, it could be a very masculine character, it could be a very vintage character, or it
38:02can just be whatever kind of man we want to be.
38:05Like, for me, my name is Johnny Gentleman, so I base my character off of, like, 1920s,
38:10you know, Gatsby-esque men.
38:11So, I like to wear a lot of suits, a lot of suspenders, kind of give that vintage look.
38:16So, it's a form of rebellion to give ourselves a little bit of masculinity and power.
38:21I think Johnny's wearing a suit better than Bozak ever has.
38:24Amazing.
38:26Well, you have some really great stuff here.
38:28Love the boa.
38:30It's very soft, which is very nice.
38:32I mean, I think it would have looked more gorgeous on you, though.
38:35Ooh, yes, Diva.
38:37Ah, looking fabulous.
38:39All right, let's see what we have here.
38:41All right.
38:42This looks like a wig, for sure.
38:45Wow.
38:45It's very soft.
38:46It's very human hair.
38:47Do you want to touch that?
38:48Mm-hmm.
38:49That's very nice.
38:49Ooh, it is very nice.
38:51Do you want to try this?
38:51I think it looks like a Bridgette Bardeau type.
38:53Right?
38:54Oh, my goodness.
38:58Yes, honey.
38:59Isn't she pretty?
39:00Oh, that's pretty.
39:01Stop that.
39:02Okay.
39:03I mean, the jockstrap and sock.
39:05It's a package deal.
39:06Ha, ha.
39:06I see what you did there.
39:08It's a package deal.
39:10All right, let's see this mustache.
39:14This one is aggressively large.
39:17Yes.
39:17Yeah.
39:17And that's synthetic.
39:20Do I look like one of my mom's boyfriends?
39:23She did like a mustache.
39:25I'm just saying.
39:25I mean...
39:25Easy, Colonel.
39:27Like mother, like daughter.
39:28Oh, wait, there's more.
39:29There's weight, there's more.
39:30Yay!
39:31Let's see what it is.
39:32Oh!
39:33Oh!
39:34Oh!
39:35Oh!
39:35Oh!
39:36Oh!
39:36Oh!
39:36So these bustle suits actually, not only drag kings use them, but cosplayers.
39:41And this is very heavy.
39:43It's extremely heavy.
39:44This is probably 40 pounds.
39:45So the person that was wearing this was probably in pain a lot.
39:49As weird as it sounds, this is actually a really good treasure that you have here.
39:53It's custom, like silicone.
39:54Only a limited amount of companies do this.
39:57Okay.
39:57And because it's medical silicone, it is breathable.
40:01Uh-huh.
40:01And the bigger the packs and the bigger the suit, the more expensive it is.
40:05All right, Johnny.
40:07How much money we got here?
40:08Is this a drag or a wiener?
40:12Well, you know, with the accessories and the suit, I would say...
40:24We got a good $700 here.
40:29What?
40:30What?
40:30Yeah.
40:31Definitely, you hit the bank on this.
40:33It's hip money, right, bud?
40:34It's hip money.
40:34Mmm-mm.
40:35Oh.
40:36Just a tip.
40:38Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
40:42Brandi Passante flexed her way to the top, finishing with 1,800 big ones.
40:48Ivy Calvin's subaquatic camera made us splash, surfing up over 700 bucks.
40:55Renee Nezota's family affair delivered a smashing $400
41:01While the sweet sounds of the dulcimer
41:04M-O-N-E-Y
41:07Rescued Kenny from the burrito abyss
41:11I want you
41:22Oh, really?
41:23To dance and sing, I want you
41:26Sing it, girl
41:27To dance and sing, I want you
41:31Come on now
41:32Dance and sing, whoo
41:34Everybody dance and sing
41:36Yeah!
41:37I want you
41:39To dance and sing, whoo
41:42Everybody dance and sing
41:44Yeah, just like that
41:47Yeah, just like that
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41:53You
41:53You
41:53You
41:54You
41:55You
41:55You
41:56You
41:56I
41:56You
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