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00:00:00I'm going to the country and I'll be able to die.
00:00:03You're so loud.
00:00:05Are you going to be scared?
00:00:06Yes, you are.
00:00:09Why are you going to get me sick?
00:00:11You're going to be sick.
00:00:12You're going to get me sick.
00:00:13I'm going to get you sick?
00:00:15I'm not going to be the last one.
00:00:20What's your point?
00:00:21What's your point?
00:00:23You're going to be talking about the love.
00:00:24You're going to be aware of the love.
00:00:26Why are you not?
00:00:27You're the one who loves you,
00:00:30so you're going to kill yourself, right?
00:00:31Who knows this system is a good thing to use before?
00:00:35Why did you use this once again?
00:00:38Father,
00:00:39today, you're going to be able to闘陌一室.
00:00:42You're going to have a relationship with me.
00:00:45I'm going to teach you the second one,
00:00:47which is to be a king.
00:00:50Dad,
00:00:51this is the first one,
00:00:53my mother said it was always the right one.
00:00:55I'm not going to miss you.
00:00:57Of course, I know that it doesn't have to be a problem with you.
00:00:59We all have to think about this.
00:01:01We all have to think about it.
00:01:03Come on.
00:01:05Thank you,陛下.
00:01:07Come on, Wang Wang.
00:01:09I'll tell you a couple of words.
00:01:11What do you want to do with him?
00:01:20Wang Wang.
00:01:21Your father has definitely created a passion for you.
00:01:23You must be able to take care of a man.
00:01:26My father has a book for you.
00:01:32I don't need this.
00:01:34That's the first time he took care of.
00:01:37This is a beautiful girl.
00:01:39You can't take care of a woman.
00:01:41You can't take care of a woman.
00:01:43This looks like you need to study.
00:01:46There are ten million dollars.
00:01:49My father knew that there was no money.
00:01:52You can take care of this.
00:01:54You can take care of this.
00:01:55I have a hundred thousand dollars.
00:01:57I have a wife's wife.
00:01:59I have a wife's wife.
00:02:00How many?
00:02:01She would have a lot of money.
00:02:03The next step will be able to take care of her.
00:02:06You can take care of her.
00:02:07You can take care of her.
00:02:08You can take care of her.
00:02:09You can take care of her.
00:02:10You can take care of her.
00:02:11I have a lot of money.
00:02:12I never had a problem in my house.
00:02:14If you come back home, you will be able to go back and get Christopher and go to Osh.
00:02:16You don't want to take care of it.
00:02:18Can you take care of her?
00:02:19You don't want to take care of anything, right?
00:02:20Who will have her children?
00:02:21He will take care of someone.
00:02:22You won't take care of her.
00:02:23Things will take care of her.
00:02:24You won't come back.
00:02:25You won't be able to take care of her.
00:02:26娘 你也太好了
00:02:29乖 好孩子 都拿着
00:02:32这婉贵妃 怎么一脸恨气体能的样子
00:02:35她不会都收下了吧
00:02:37回去朕就让人把承担的地都买了
00:02:40皇上怎么一直盯着玩玩她娘看
00:02:43不会是想嫩牛吃老草吧
00:02:46郭公夫人 可跟朕的爱妃说够了
00:02:56快快快
00:02:57够了够了
00:02:59既然够了 那就回宫吧
00:03:05女儿啊 既然你成了亲
00:03:07以后男世子少带外男回家
00:03:10尤其是这种长得帅的
00:03:12赶快回宫吧
00:03:13快快快
00:03:14快快快
00:03:15娘子
00:03:27爱妃和国公夫人聊了什么
00:03:29聊得挺好啊
00:03:32你别说 这人有了钱就是有底气
00:03:35兜里穿了银票和房契
00:03:37连皇帝我都敢直视了
00:03:39真难还支持我
00:03:40那国公夫人没有给你任何东西了
00:03:43没有
00:03:44他不会是发现什么了吧
00:03:46千万不能让萧锦恒知道
00:03:48我把银票和房契穿身上了
00:03:50停车
00:03:51这 这是我的
00:04:00完了完了
00:04:01那可是穿路途啊
00:04:02他不会误会什么吧
00:04:04看来爱妃对朕床上的功夫不太满意
00:04:13那不如这样
00:04:14今晚我们好好学习一番
00:04:17知道也不必嘛
00:04:19爱妃居然对床为之事如此伤心
00:04:21那朕自然不能落下不是
00:04:22这狗皇帝
00:04:23连川公图都抢
00:04:24这狗皇帝
00:04:25连川公图都抢
00:04:26算了
00:04:27那不是最重要的
00:04:28重要的是
00:04:29狗皇帝
00:04:30偷我银票和电线
00:04:32狗皇帝
00:04:33偷我银票和电线
00:04:34偷我银票和电线
00:04:35偷我银票和电线
00:04:36偷我银票和电线
00:04:37偷我银票和电线
00:04:38偷我银票和电线
00:04:39偷我银票和电线
00:04:40偷我银票和电线
00:04:41偷我银票和电线
00:04:42偷我银票和电线
00:04:43偷我银票和电线
00:04:44偷我银票和电线
00:04:45偷我银票和电线
00:04:46偷我银票和电线
00:04:47偷我银票和电线
00:04:48跟皇帝萧锦衡
00:04:50吞我银票占我银亮
00:04:52看我把你的这个花
00:04:53给你吐吐
00:04:55这好不容易靠首父娘的
00:05:02结计得来的银票
00:05:03这转眼又进了萧锦衡的口袋
00:05:06这日子还让不让人过了
00:05:09淑妃娘娘 你瞧
00:05:11那晚贵妃如此长寇
00:05:15连皇上最金贵的墨连都敢糟蹋
00:05:17那晚贵妃凭什么一来就读得恩宠
00:05:21皇上还肯陪她回家醒气
00:05:23竟带了足足百香里的牌场
00:05:25本宫入宫三年
00:05:27可是连一次牌子都没被翻过
00:05:29娘娘莫慌
00:05:31小福子倒是有一计
00:05:33这注意不错
00:05:38本宫倒要看看
00:05:40若是她坐实了私会外难的罪名
00:05:42这贵妃之位
00:05:43她还当不当得稳
00:05:44奴才这就去办
00:05:47娘娘
00:05:49娘娘
00:05:51娘娘
00:05:53娘娘娘
00:05:55Oh, no, no, no!
00:06:00What do you want to get in here?
00:06:04No, no!
00:06:05I'm so sorry, but I'm going to die.
00:06:08I'll die!
00:06:09The queen of the queen is not going to die!
00:06:11The queen of the queen is going to die!
00:06:13That's the queen of the queen's house!
00:06:15Why don't you get to the queen of the queen?
00:06:17Let's go!
00:06:18Let's go!
00:06:25丸姐姐,小福子只不过是一个奴才罢了,你何故要将他推水里?
00:06:33我?推他?
00:06:36恭喜宿主解锁,古早言情女主人设!
00:06:43不是吧,你又来,古早言情女主要是什么鬼?
00:06:49小福子,你有什么委屈尽管说出来,本宫和皇上都能替你做主。
00:06:55陛下,陆才要靠发婉贵妃司通?
00:06:58造谣全凭一张嘴是吧,开局一张图,居心全靠别。
00:07:03爱妃,可有话要说。
00:07:05我不是,我没有啊,原来这就是所谓的古早言情女主,只会说我不是,我没有啊。
00:07:12死嘴,你都是吃了起来,我什么时候跟侍贵司通了,明明是她突然跳水里上来就无限,我简直比逗鹅还原啊。
00:07:20逗鹅还原,逗鹅又是谁?
00:07:22没想到林婉婉是个这么好对付的虫,连辩驳都不会,本宫略是小计就能让她翻不了身。
00:07:29皇上明见呐,奴才看见婉贵妃和一侍卫司通,奴才撞破后,那侍卫就跑了,婉贵妃担心此时泄露,就狠心将奴才推入水中。
00:07:42惊贵奴才命呐。
00:07:43皇上,管姐姐平日里恃宠而娇也就罢了,既然之事可是会归乱恭维的大罪,若不严惩,后宫规矩何在?
00:07:52我不是,我没有啊,咱就不能换句台词,来来贵贵就这两句,贵妃司通示威那可是要杀头的,我要是被扔乱葬岗,照谁说理去?
00:08:04来人,把她拖下去,我,我不是,我没有啊,不是,你这么把我杀了,暴君也没有你怎么演啊,要不再考虑一下,聪了吗,还不快把婉贵妃拉出去杖毕,只要解决了这个小贱人,皇上以后就是我的了,灵婉婉这下谁也保不了你,陛下,我不是,我没有啊,
00:08:30朕说的事,将小福子拖下去,陛下,
00:08:32将小福子拖下去,
00:08:33
00:08:38陛下
00:08:39陛下
00:08:43什么情况,去吧拿反了,抱群姬蜂吃药了
00:08:46陛下
00:08:47若婉贵妃,没有将奴才推入水中,就如何解释她鞋上的泥子,那可是何花池独有的呀
00:08:55不错
00:08:58不错,而且林婉婉除了说我不是我没有,就已经无话可说了
00:09:03我不是,我没有,陛下你看
00:09:06鞋上有点泥就说是我推的你,那直接说我去盗墓了岂不是更好
00:09:10活下去
00:09:11这林婉婉究竟给皇上灌了什么迷魂汤,这都能哄骗过去
00:09:16陛下,淑妃娘娘,不要啊,我找,我找
00:09:22就是淑妃娘娘让我不欠晚贵妃的,淑妃娘娘,咱们说好的,你要保我呀
00:09:29陛下,臣妾冤枉我
00:09:31一并拖下去
00:09:32陛下,臣妾冤枉我
00:09:35陛下,臣妾冤枉我
00:09:37这波躺赢,莫非萧锦衡有了帕总人设加持
00:09:44完了,下一步不会要掐我脖子吧
00:09:47要是爱妃背叛臣
00:09:49那么下场一样是
00:09:54臣妾怎么敢呢
00:10:00你手头掐上我脖子了,我哪敢说一个不啊
00:10:03那就好
00:10:06毕竟背叛阵的人都会是身手易出
00:10:11对了
00:10:12上一个摘阵花的人也是身手易出
00:10:16爱妃可知这墨连是进贡的绝品
00:10:19实在不行,我赔给你
00:10:22这撒瓜俩早的,是我全部家当
00:10:25您别嫌弃
00:10:26我这就给你捡起来,钱捡起来
00:10:33你绝品不好好藏着,得得中外面
00:10:39可不就是让人摘的吗
00:10:41陛下,这是臣妾的作者,您看看
00:10:51陛下,这是臣妾的作者,您看看
00:10:55陛下,这是臣妾的作者,您看看
00:10:58陛下圣妾,近日后宫怨声载道,臣妾实在扛不住了
00:11:13求您行信好,与卢君斩吧
00:11:16陛下,那臣妾知道自己貌美如花,绝宴后宫
00:11:26但是,您也不能可着我这个羊毛一个劲的好啊
00:11:30您看看那刘美人,为了给您绣荷包,那弄得手都流血了
00:11:35还有那什么赵宝林,为了给您展示什么胸口碎大石
00:11:40那就成太医院常客了,这横竖都是您的女人
00:11:45您就当日行一扇,雨露均摘,晚上放开她们的牌子呗
00:11:50
00:11:51爱妃是想让我闯醒其他女人
00:11:54病狗,一个淑妃就够我瘦的了
00:11:58与其被后宫那些女人当活靶子,还不如趁她跑路来的实在
00:12:02她就对朕毫无感情了,三番两次要逃跑,还要晚上退给别的女人
00:12:08那恐怕爱妃要失望了
00:12:10你刚才所说的什么王美人赵宝林,后宫查无此人
00:12:15我有什么叫淑妃的,已经被处置了
00:12:19那岂不是后宫就我一人了
00:12:23这绝宴后宫只剩爱妃一人
00:12:26那些人名我也就随口一说
00:12:29原来因为后宫这么多人,皇上根本不会记得
00:12:32神智了压根就没人了
00:12:33等等
00:12:34这萧锦衡不会还是处男吧
00:12:39天哪,我发现了什么皇宫秘心啊
00:12:43是你们脑子里每天撞的是什么
00:12:45爱妃,这是在想什么
00:12:47没有没有,陈姬就是觉得
00:12:49像您这般清新寡欲,心如止水的皇帝,不多见了
00:13:00像我这样,爱妃对其他皇帝也颇有研究
00:13:06不不不,陈姬就是最近画本看的有点多
00:13:18什么大道皇帝爱上我,冷宫弃妃,密集记什么的
00:13:21看画本看的有点多
00:13:22看画本看的有点多
00:13:23我这破嘴呀,差点说漏线了
00:13:25那爱妃觉得画本里的皇帝和朕如何呢
00:13:29如何呢
00:13:30皇上您,英勇神武,那些画本上的虚构人物,怎么能配跟您比呢
00:13:42既然爱妃如此喜欢着你,那为何总是把朕推开
00:13:48陈姬,这不是为了皇上的子嗣考虑吗
00:13:54不是,他突然离我这么近了吗
00:13:56既然爱妃这么尽心尽力
00:13:58那朕就即刻下职
00:14:01解散选秀司
00:14:03以后后宫再不拿新人
00:14:05不行
00:14:06陛下,这不合规矩
00:14:08规矩是朕订的
00:14:09还有
00:14:10爱妃这么为朕考虑
00:14:15那今晚的事情
00:14:20还请爱妃指点一二路
00:14:25陛下
00:14:27看她这副模样
00:14:30她被平日里装模作样可多了
00:14:33否则倒就不定什么破奏折了
00:14:35我这是搬起石头在自己的脚啊
00:14:37陛下
00:14:38陛下,臣妾是想为皇室子嗣尽一分力
00:14:43但是
00:14:44但是
00:14:45现在
00:14:46现在
00:14:47还不合时候嘛
00:14:49那我补偿你
00:14:56这样
00:14:57这样总行了吧
00:14:58这样总行了吧
00:14:59就很难看
00:15:00我不听了
00:15:01你不听了
00:15:02我不听了
00:15:03我不听了
00:16:06Yes.
00:16:07The king?
00:16:08The king?
00:16:09The king?
00:16:10What?
00:16:11The king?
00:16:12The king?
00:16:13The king?
00:16:14The king?
00:16:15The king?
00:16:23The king?
00:16:24The king?
00:16:25The king?
00:16:26The king?
00:16:27The king?
00:16:28The king?
00:16:29The king?
00:16:30The king?
00:16:31The king?
00:16:32The king?
00:16:33The king?
00:16:34The king?
00:16:35The king?
00:16:36The king?
00:16:37The king?
00:16:38The king?
00:16:39The king?
00:16:40The king?
00:16:41The king?
00:16:48The king?
00:16:49The king?
00:16:50The king?
00:16:51The king?
00:16:52The king?
00:16:53The king?
00:16:54The king?
00:16:55The king?
00:16:56The king?
00:16:57The king?
00:16:58The king?
00:16:59The king?
00:17:00The king?
00:17:01The king?
00:17:02The king?
00:17:03The king?
00:17:04The king?
00:17:05The king?
00:17:06Well I am what I want to examine?
00:17:07To the queen?
00:17:10Is it
00:17:29the king?
00:17:30To謝?
00:17:32Of me!
00:17:33It seems like it's like this.
00:17:35The Lord said that you should leave a month for a month.
00:17:38I didn't want to say that.
00:17:39Where are you?
00:17:40You can take me to go.
00:17:42I'm going to go for a long time.
00:17:44Oh, right.
00:17:45I'm going to go for a man.
00:17:46I'm going to go for a long time.
00:17:48I'm going to go for a long time.
00:17:49It's the Lord's sake of using it.
00:17:53Oh, it's火.
00:17:55Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord.
00:17:58It's done.
00:17:59The door is closed.
00:18:02Don't waste time.
00:18:03Don't waste time.
00:18:07But let's have a good one.
00:18:09I have a hundred and fifty dollars.
00:18:11One hundred and ninety dollars?
00:18:12What happened?
00:18:13What happened?
00:18:14Three hundred and forty dollars.
00:18:16Four hundred and ninety dollars.
00:18:17If you can't take the Lord's sake,
00:18:18don't say eighty dollars.
00:18:19Eight thousand dollars.
00:18:21Hurry up!
00:18:22The Lord must become a king.
00:18:24Okay.
00:18:26I'm ready to go.
00:18:29Eight hundred and eighty dollars.
00:18:3280k! 80k! 80k! 80k! 80k!
00:18:42The door is closed?
00:18:43Not right.
00:18:44This woman is too much for her.
00:18:46Who can't protect this door?
00:18:49I'm going to help you!
00:18:51I can't get him.
00:18:58How big are you?
00:18:59Get me out!
00:19:03Come out!
00:19:04Get us all.
00:19:06Get you all up, God.
00:19:10Come out.
00:19:13Come out.
00:19:21You said it.
00:19:22Don't worry.
00:19:23Don't be afraid.
00:19:24Don't be afraid.
00:19:25You're not afraid.
00:19:26You're not afraid.
00:19:27You're not afraid.
00:19:28You're not afraid of me.
00:19:29You're not afraid of me.
00:19:30Let's do it.
00:19:31Let's do it.
00:19:32Let's go.
00:19:37Father.
00:19:38You're going to...
00:19:51You're going to lose.
00:19:52You're going to lose.
00:19:53What is it?
00:19:54You're going to lose.
00:19:55Take it.
00:20:00You're going to lose.
00:20:01You're going to lose you.
00:20:09Your daughter.
00:20:10You're probably morphing up it.
00:20:11The woman told me you just got some blood pressure.
00:20:13Your body is what's possible.
00:20:15Oh, I'm not afraid.
00:20:17Mom, be careful.
00:20:19You're no longer afraid.
00:20:20无他人之险
00:20:21环贵妃
00:20:22是她救的我
00:20:24陛下
00:20:24您不知道
00:20:25娘娘太神了
00:20:26一锤子就砸开门
00:20:28把您抱出来时
00:20:29那叫一个鹰子撒爽
00:20:31朕的身体
00:20:31现在虚弱到这种程度了吗
00:20:33被一个女人轻松抱起
00:20:35那房间里还有其他人吗
00:20:39奴才和贵妃娘娘赶到时
00:20:41只有您一人
00:20:42朕知道了
00:20:44这玉贵
00:20:49是从那面具人身上摘下来的
00:20:51能拿到宫中玉制的玉贵
00:20:53看来是朕身边之人
00:20:55陛下
00:21:17你可一定要醒了
00:21:20下一局
00:21:21不会想朕要钱吧
00:21:23你要是量了
00:21:24我拿一锤八十两的工钱
00:21:26十万两的银票
00:21:27外加房契
00:21:28岂不是要打水漂吗
00:21:29朕就知道
00:21:30那银票
00:21:33不会就在她身上吧
00:21:34趁她没醒
00:21:36我在她身上找找
00:21:37应该不会被发现
00:21:38灵王娃
00:21:39你感动这一效
00:21:40灵王娃
00:21:43开家与皇上许久未见
00:21:59特来探望
00:22:00哎呀
00:22:02太后娘娘
00:22:03皇上才刚歇下
00:22:05不如你改日再来吧
00:22:06怎么
00:22:07开家要见自己的儿子
00:22:10难不成还要看你一个贵妃的脸色
00:22:13哎呀
00:22:14真是不巧
00:22:14皇上刚刚宠心臣妾
00:22:17操劳过急睡着了
00:22:19怕是没有建立见太后了
00:22:22装什么母子情深
00:22:25说不定啊
00:22:26这小景恒被关小黑屋
00:22:27就是你派人害的
00:22:28太后急上来造访
00:22:30今夜许多
00:22:31确实有蹊跷
00:22:32简直不知羞耻
00:22:34不知羞耻
00:22:36太后深夜闯儿子寝殿
00:22:38该不会是
00:22:39要现场叫我们夫妻生活吧
00:22:41万贵妃
00:22:42这般阻拦哀家
00:22:44皇上该不会是
00:22:46遇到什么不测了吧
00:22:47还假今日非要见皇上不可
00:22:50
00:22:55跟你好好说话你不听
00:22:58非要比本怪力少女来硬的
00:23:00你 你竟敢推哀家
00:23:05不对
00:23:06林婉婉
00:23:09何时立即变得如此之大
00:23:10我说太后
00:23:11这深更半夜的
00:23:13你就早点回去休息吧
00:23:14这年纪老的呀
00:23:16容易猝死
00:23:17你死了还得给你守灵呢
00:23:19你诅咒哀家你
00:23:20来 来人
00:23:22来人哪
00:23:23皇上醒了
00:23:27母后何事
00:23:29哀家是担心皇上的身体
00:23:32特来看望皇上
00:23:33谁知晚贵妃
00:23:35一而再再而三地阻挠哀家
00:23:38誇哟哀家
00:23:40就是灰恶仙杠告终
00:23:41我酸老爱幼
00:23:42难得跟你计较行吗
00:23:43王辜
00:23:45如太后所见
00:23:46朕没事
00:23:47太后请回吧
00:23:49
00:23:49有事要和爱妃商议
00:23:53还挺上道的了
00:23:55知道现在敢演什么戏
00:23:57成何体统
00:23:58太后 您慢走啊 记得喝安神补脑茶
00:24:05爱妃近日救驾有功 朕会赏赐的 应该的 应该的嘛 别光顾着口头感谢 倒是把账结一下呀 明天朕就通知内务府给你披价 谢谢陛下 下次你要是被抓了 你还找我合作 长期合作 保守候 那只是个意外
00:24:27懂的 我懂的 男人嘛 不就是爱你点面子 美女救英雄也没什么大不了的
00:24:41你是不是应该放开陈姐了 朕刚才不是说 要与爱妃有钥匙相谈吗
00:24:57零碗碗 你力气那么大
00:25:03陛下 我说 我是不小心的 你心吗
00:25:07你心吗
00:25:18上个班给老板脑袋开调了 怎么办 在线能听极的
00:25:22可以了 可以了 可以了 再图就把朕图成南极相翁了啊
00:25:26哦 也不知道 林婉婉这狐媚子 究竟给萧锦恒下了什么股
00:25:33卿让皇帝这般作肉 不过 马上就有好戏看了
00:25:38启禀陛下 丞相大人殿外求见
00:25:43
00:25:45微臣参见陛下 不必多礼 江南水患 多亏丞相坐镇这一年
00:25:56为陛下分忧 是臣子分内之事
00:25:59奇怪 这个丞相老头看着眼熟
00:26:03好像在哪里见过
00:26:05刚入宫时 丞相也得见 两人怎么会相识呢
00:26:09丞相 听闻你这一次进京 还把令爱带回宫了
00:26:14快让他过来看看
00:26:16云烟 还不见了
00:26:20云烟 这不会是和男主青梅竹马长大的陛云烟吧
00:26:26锦恒哥哥
00:26:30放肆 穿成这样成何体统 还不去换你衣服
00:26:35不嘛 爹 我就喜欢穿成这样
00:26:38这才是小甜甜本人吧 这也太粗了吧 真逆茶
00:26:42你敢嘲笑本小姐
00:26:44嗯 没有 没有 嗯 本宫是觉得 陛小姐穿得如此好看
00:26:49让人过目不忘
00:26:51不信 你问问 锦恒哥哥
00:26:55锦恒哥哥
00:26:57你也喜欢 鸭儿穿成这样吗
00:27:00还 什么啊
00:27:03这丫头又在打什么鬼主意
00:27:06看来这俩有戏啊
00:27:09要是能聪合他俩在一起
00:27:11等小锦恒移情别恋
00:27:13我就能带着小浅浅去找嫩魔了
00:27:16不错 不错
00:27:18为什么总把朕往外推呢
00:27:23难道是朕对他不够好吗
00:27:26云烟啊 快来 来哀家这儿坐
00:27:29说起来啊 哀家还是你半个祖母呢
00:27:33皇祖母呢
00:27:34皇祖母
00:27:41这几日啊 你就在宫里住
00:27:43多陪陪哀家
00:27:44也陪陪 你那锦恒哥哥
00:27:47一切都听皇祖母的安排
00:27:49哼 这太后是看不上我吗
00:27:53准备给男主包办婚姻呢
00:27:55不过 正合我心意
00:27:57以后你好他好 大家都好
00:28:00艾妃放心
00:28:02朕绝对不会让你闲着
00:28:07陛下 小女特意准备了一支舞
00:28:10给殿下解衣
00:28:12我还没准备好呢
00:28:14太好了 舞蹈我可不擅长
00:28:17古代女子应该跳得都不错
00:28:20这次 陆云烟总能俘获皇上的心了吧
00:28:23高雪宿主解锁 舞击人设
00:28:26不是
00:28:27你这系统是跟我有仇吗
00:28:29我不想跳啊
00:28:31称宏
00:28:32朕还没见识过艾妃的舞姿
00:28:42当皇帝就是说
00:28:44天天有美女跳舞住行
00:28:46能不开心吗
00:29:01真是丢人现眼
00:29:04这陆云烟还真是一点我都不会啊
00:29:07这到底是跳大神还是中风了
00:29:09艾妃看得可还尽兴了
00:29:22别光给我擦嘴啊
00:29:24要上陆云烟他们误会了怎么办啊
00:29:26丢人现眼
00:29:30还不快下来
00:29:31还不快下来
00:29:41你说你不会跳还出来险呗什么
00:29:43算了
00:29:44说不定人家小锦衡就喜欢这样的
00:29:47陆小姐
00:29:48你的心意震灵了
00:29:49不过朕喜欢真正跳舞的人
00:29:52比如
00:29:53我身边的这位
00:29:54婉贵妃
00:29:56什么
00:29:57我这样的
00:29:59你要什么时候给我立的人设
00:30:02婉贵妃会不会跳舞
00:30:04艾家最清楚不过了
00:30:06她要是会跳
00:30:07艾家立马表演倒立
00:30:10王贵妃
00:30:11你现在必须得跳舞
00:30:12因为这想看母后倒立
00:30:17谁要不让我跳舞就还能搞得住
00:30:20艾妃愣着干嘛
00:30:22我靠
00:30:23你这狗皇帝是专业拆台的吗
00:30:25跳好了拉仇恨
00:30:26跳插了丢人
00:30:27横叔都是死啊
00:30:32陛下说笑了
00:30:34臣妾武艺既不如人
00:30:35怕是要给您丢脸了
00:30:38艾妃
00:30:39不必妄自菲薄
00:30:40
00:30:41相信不是
00:30:44我真不是妄自菲薄
00:30:47
00:30:48您看到吗
00:30:49王贵妃
00:30:50您要是不会跳
00:30:51就不要勉强了
00:30:53省得丢人现眼
00:30:56
00:30:57怎么办啊
00:30:58我要是现在把腿摔断还来得及吗
00:31:01
00:31:02王贵妃
00:31:03可不要把腿摔断咯
00:31:05朕可是会心疼的
00:31:06疼呢
00:31:07
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00:31:57
00:31:58
00:32:00皆さん
00:32:05It's a woman who will be able to give her a surprise.
00:32:22I was just like this. It's so good.
00:32:25Is it my best?
00:32:26It's not possible.
00:32:27I can't even learn how to do this.
00:32:29No.
00:32:30If you feel like this one, you feel like you have to do it.
00:32:34You...
00:32:35这林丸丸果然是多才多艺
00:32:40还家还有事先走一步
00:32:43平日里如果你好好练武
00:32:50就不会让我今天在这儿丢人现役
00:32:52看看人家王贵妃
00:32:53没事陆小姐五计不行就回去继续练
00:32:58我和爱妃还有事就先走了
00:33:00等等这句先走向不对啊
00:33:04收好的我当毕竟版呢
00:33:05锦虹哥哥
00:33:07
00:33:13连支舞都跳不好
00:33:15要你何用
00:33:15明明是那个林丸丸
00:33:17还不快滚下去
00:33:18陆丞相
00:33:28今日倒是给哀家演了一出好戏啊
00:33:33你那块玉佩可处理干净了
00:33:36硕是让萧锦恒发现竹丝马迹
00:33:39就连哀家也保不了你
00:33:43太后多虚了
00:33:46但萧锦恒绝不会想到这一年所谓的赈灾其实本相从未离开过朝堂了
00:33:55最好如此至于那个陆云烟陆丞相还却得好好调教
00:34:04微臣自有分寸
00:34:10那哀家就等着看录像的好戏
00:34:15可别让哀家等太久了
00:34:19
00:34:20这萧锦的皇位
00:34:24也是时候该换我陆家自我做的
00:34:31我这老胳膊老腿跳过了差点没给我整散架了
00:34:48零娃娃
00:34:51得 又来了
00:34:54你少装过作样
00:34:58别以为跳支舞就可以迷倒锦恒哥哥
00:35:01我告诉你 锦恒哥哥迟早是我的
00:35:04放心 我怎么会跟堂堂丞相千金陆小姐拧抢男人呢
00:35:09你跳这么好非没是想看我在锦恒哥哥面前出丑
00:35:12哎呀 陆小姐误会都是误会
00:35:15其实我那是做了弊的
00:35:18做弊
00:35:20告诉你个办法
00:35:22只要你照我说的去做
00:35:24保准你能把陛下迷的神魂颠倒
00:35:26其实啊 我是在这鞋底偷偷抹了香油
00:35:36才能跳得那么丝滑
00:35:37不过这事啊 可千万别说出去
00:35:40真的
00:35:41那当然是假的了
00:35:43这林婉婉倒是把坑蒙拐篇滑得炉火纯青
00:35:47那当然
00:35:51你看 我跳得那么夸张 皇上肯定不喜欢
00:35:55哪像陆小姐你呀 清晰自然才是角色呢
00:36:00我就说了锦恒哥哥还是最喜欢我的
00:36:03要不我再教你几招展览秘籍
00:36:06展览秘籍
00:36:08保准你把陛下迷的神魂颠倒
00:36:10真是付费时代
00:36:12这一步必须搁就在
00:36:14什么秘籍啊
00:36:16什么秘籍啊
00:36:18这个嘛
00:36:19大姐
00:36:20我要的是真金白银
00:36:22不是你的恋爱的
00:36:24一个敢教
00:36:26一个敢学
00:36:27这那皇宫真是人才积极啊
00:36:30这个簪子给你
00:36:34这可是御赐之物
00:36:36是不少钱呢
00:36:38把能拿下锦恒哥哥的秘籍交给我
00:36:40我保证
00:36:41等我当上皇后
00:36:42一定不会亏待你的
00:36:50真是好姐妹啊
00:36:52来来来 你看
00:36:53这个是民间盛传的五仙鹿
00:36:56只要拿它
00:36:58它脸在身上
00:36:59跳起舞来
00:37:00相风阵阵
00:37:01这陛下还不被你拿捏在手中
00:37:04这肥皂水成本三毛钱
00:37:06剪着血赚
00:37:08好得狠啊
00:37:09都敢拿震买做买卖了
00:37:11零碗碗
00:37:12我受不了你
00:37:16你闻闻
00:37:18不过这事
00:37:19不能让陛下知道
00:37:20只能你知我知
00:37:22
00:37:23懂得懂得
00:37:24这是我们的秘密嘛
00:37:27计划通
00:37:28等着傻白天把萧锦恒缠住
00:37:31我就能溜之大吉了
00:37:36我的五仙鹿
00:37:40没事
00:37:41别着急
00:37:42我这还有两瓶
00:37:43一会给你啊
00:37:44正看你俩相谈神欢
00:37:46不如跟正讲讲
00:37:47你俩的交流什么趣事
00:37:49我们两个聊的都是
00:37:51你人家聊的东西
00:37:53皇上你不会感兴趣的
00:37:54要是被你知道我在卖假货
00:37:57怕不是要给我来个
00:37:58满清十大酷刑
00:37:59满清十大酷刑
00:38:00哎 这屋里怎么有股造脚水的味道
00:38:04
00:38:05有吗
00:38:06没有啊
00:38:08你有闻到吗
00:38:10这狗皇帝不愧是属狗的
00:38:13鼻子那么凉
00:38:14好像还真有点
00:38:18哎 爱飞
00:38:24你什么时候把这造脚水给带到屋内了
00:38:27趁到要看看你这小叶子还能玩出什么花呀
00:38:30完了完了
00:38:31要露馅儿了
00:38:32这陆小姐知道还不得要我狗命啊
00:38:34什么
00:38:35喜红哥哥
00:38:36你说这只造脚水
00:38:44爱飞这头怎么缩成乌龟了
00:38:46好啊 林婉婉
00:38:48你竟然拿洗衣水糊弄我
00:38:50你果然包藏祸心
00:38:51把簪子还给我
00:38:52你给我等着
00:38:54我不会放过你的
00:38:55
00:38:56这下可好
00:38:58前辈转到不说
00:38:59又捡了一个仇人
00:39:01都怪这杀钱挠的狗皇帝
00:39:03爱飞刚刚看朕的眼神
00:39:06你莫不需要侍君
00:39:08臣妾怎么敢呢
00:39:11杀了你我又不能上位
00:39:13这狗皇帝分明是想让我在后宫里树敌
00:39:15以后的人不好过啊
00:39:17以后的人不好过啊
00:39:19以后的人不好过啊
00:39:22我的十万两银票
00:39:26这是朕在路上前
00:39:27上面印着国公府的字印
00:39:29想来是爱飞的
00:39:32那陛下真是慧眼如炬
00:39:34臣妾好感动啊
00:39:36可我这种大方
00:39:39明明就是你抢我的
00:39:40既然爱飞现在有了钱
00:39:43就不要再做一些坑蒙拐骗之事
00:39:46不然让外人知道
00:39:48还以为国库短缺
00:39:50朕虐待你
00:39:51是是是
00:39:52加班还倒屁
00:39:54这可不就是虐待你
00:39:59可曾查到
00:40:01丞相这一年的行踪
00:40:06回禀陛下
00:40:07丞相行踪莫测
00:40:09行踪莫测
00:40:10好不容易追踪上
00:40:11但也都跟丢了
00:40:12尚未查到
00:40:13确凿证据
00:40:14必要的时候
00:40:15从陆鱼烟身上着手
00:40:17正怀疑丞相
00:40:18此次回京目的
00:40:19另有其他
00:40:20
00:40:21陛下
00:40:22要不
00:40:23我们利用一下
00:40:24晚贵妃认为棋子如何
00:40:25她与陆小姐素来不和
00:40:27不可
00:40:30贵妃向来天真烂漫
00:40:31万不得让她冒险
00:40:33微臣该死了
00:40:35自己去领划
00:40:36如果有下次
00:40:37如果有下次
00:40:38就不要跟着这了
00:40:40
00:40:43林婉婉那个
00:40:44为十两银子
00:40:45就能跟御膳房
00:40:46讨价还家的小傻子
00:40:48倒是比这朝堂上的
00:40:50心思九爪的蠢货有趣得多
00:40:56李渔大爷们啊
00:40:58你们敞开了吃
00:40:59我林婉婉现在可是有钱人了
00:41:02以后啊
00:41:04你们只要跟着我林老板
00:41:05就保你们盾盾
00:41:06米其林三星标准
00:41:10等养肥的做成酸菜鱼
00:41:12玉厨的手艺配上秉极食材
00:41:15一个字
00:41:16香啊
00:41:21
00:41:22这就是打工人的公园时光
00:41:24还真是惬意啊
00:41:26不上班的时候也太爽了吧
00:41:34锦衡哥哥
00:41:35原来王姐姐在这儿
00:41:37这太阳是打哪边出来了
00:41:39萧锦衡居然肯当陆大小姐的人心挂贱
00:41:42看来朕不在身边
00:41:43艾妃的生活过得很是滋润
00:41:46你们来了
00:41:47你们来了
00:41:51来来来
00:41:52快坐
00:41:53吃吃吃
00:41:55哎呀
00:41:56实在不好意思了
00:41:57这点心呢
00:41:58就只剩在一块了
00:41:59你们
00:42:00谁吃啊
00:42:01这可是我花了一大笔银子
00:42:03让御膳房的人给我另开火座
00:42:05我还没想说几口呢
00:42:06怎么能先露到你们嘴里
00:42:08无妨
00:42:09既然艾妃盛情难去
00:42:11这块点心
00:42:13我与云烟分饰就好
00:42:14
00:42:20快动我水
00:42:21救命啊
00:42:23渴死我了
00:42:28这俩人什么时候进展到
00:42:29共飞一块糕点的地步了
00:42:31我不过是摸鱼了几天
00:42:33到底错过了什么
00:42:36锦衡哥哥
00:42:37你看完姐姐的吃相这么粗鲁
00:42:39一点都不像我优雅
00:42:41行行行
00:42:42救你高贵
00:42:43救你优雅
00:42:44有本事别吃啊
00:42:54既然云烟不爱吃
00:42:55那正替你吃
00:42:56云烟不饿
00:42:57锦衡哥哥对云烟是是体贴
00:42:59顽姐姐不会介意的吧
00:43:01我怎么会介意呢
00:43:02我怎么会介意呢
00:43:06有云烟妹妹帮我分担皇上的恩子
00:43:09高兴还来不及呢
00:43:11这台词怎么越说越像宫洞剧里的冤妇
00:43:15狗狂的变形也太快了
00:43:17怎么一转眼就跟别人跑
00:43:18对了
00:43:19顽姐姐
00:43:20这是燕儿的父亲从西域带回来的烟纸
00:43:21特意给你留两盒
00:43:22烟纸
00:43:23我看看
00:43:24自从来了这儿还没怎么接触过化妆品呢
00:43:26我这脸操头都能磨刀了
00:43:28这傻孩子
00:43:38难道看不出来这胭脂有问题吗
00:43:40哪天被人卖了
00:43:41怕不是还要替人数银票
00:43:43顽姐姐
00:43:44你试试这个胭脂
00:43:46这哪是什么胭脂
00:43:48这可是西域的美人罪
00:43:50只要接触脸部就会长脑红枕
00:43:53零婉婉
00:43:54顶婉婉
00:43:55只有毁了你的容貌
00:43:56顶婉婉婉婉婉婉婉婉婉婉婉婉婉婉婉婉婉婉婉婉婉婉婉婉婉婉婉婉婉婉婉婉婉婉婉婉婉婉婉婉婉婉婉婉婉婉婉婉婉婉婉婉婉婉婉婉婉婉婉婉婉婉婉婉婉婉婉婉婉婉婉婉婉婉婉婉婉婉婉婉婉婉婉婉婉婉婉婉婉婉婉婉婉婉婉婉婉婉婉婉婉婉婉婉婉婉婉婉婉
00:44:26I don't know how to say it, but if it's a seller, it's a seller.
00:44:30It's a seller.
00:44:32You're really going to give up to someone else's money.
00:44:36I'm going to help you.
00:44:40Stop.
00:44:48I think this is the color of the color.
00:44:50It's better to look at the color of the color of the color.
00:44:52Oh-oh.
00:44:53Oh-oh!
00:44:54Oh-oh.
00:44:55Oh-oh.
00:44:56What do you mean?
00:44:57Oh-oh!
00:44:58Not on your face.
00:44:59Oh-oh.
00:45:03Oh, what's it?
00:45:04Oh, what's a good thing?
00:45:07Oh-oh.
00:45:08Oh-oh.
00:45:09Oh.
00:45:10Oh-oh.
00:45:11Oh-oh.
00:45:12Oh yeah.
00:45:13Oh-oh.
00:45:16Oh-oh.
00:45:21当初说什么后宫独宠我一人 结果转头就跟陆云烟轻轻握舞 男人的嘴 骗人的鬼 你这大饼画的 比印度甩饼还不靠谱 郑和是烟轻人 那 那刚刚 你还要跟他吃一块点心 郑和是与他分室了 是啊 最后好像是没吃 那 那胭脂呢 你为什么不让我涂他的胭脂 你看不出来这胭脂有问题吗
00:45:50这西域的闽云醉 若是碰到皮肤 轻则红尘 重则毁重 那陆云烟 他这分明是害你
00:45:57我就说嘛 他今天怎么这么好险 吓死我了 还好还好 差点小脸不饱了
00:46:04放心 有阵在 你不会出事
00:46:08你是不会让我的肉体受伤 你只会磕磕我的工资 让我的心受伤
00:46:13罢了 是真的不动 改日定会补偿你
00:46:20陛下 小女自知无言侍奉陛下 恳请陛下准与云烟回家休养
00:46:36准了 谢陛下
00:46:39准恒哥哥 衍儿刚退
00:46:48慢走不松哦 拜拜了你嘞
00:46:53既然云烟这孩子侍奉不周,如今皇上后宫又空虚,不如选一些懂规矩的新人进宫。
00:47:08走了一个路云烟,太后还是不死心,看来这是要搞宫斗101选秀啊。
00:47:15不必了母后,这后宫之中有晚归分一人足矣,毕竟爱妃脑子不好使,
00:47:22真怕她逗不过其他女人。
00:47:28没事,你们继续,当我不存在就行。
00:47:32母后,此事以后不必在意。
00:47:38一个两个都敢五地挨脚,就看你们还能猖狂到何时。
00:47:52爱妃可还喜欢?
00:47:53爱妃可还她喜欢?
00:48:02哼。
00:48:05艾菲可还喜欢吗?
00:48:08喜欢喜欢,这些衣服和香料都是送给我的吗?
00:48:18朕要是说,将这些东西送给其他人,爱妃怕不是要像上次一样,吃醋?
00:48:26我猜没有了,吃醋,吃什么醋?
00:48:30不对啊,她这么大份送我东西,不会是当做遣三费,要送我出宫吧?
00:48:36她怎么还小得透,莫非朕给的还不够多?
00:48:40过两日春练,你就和朕一起去,爱妃可要好好做好准备。
00:48:45哦,原来是要搞大型团建,老板发的设备啊。
00:49:01春猎在即,若再被那肖锦衡出尽风头,朝堂上那些墙头草,怕是要彻底挡向他了。
00:49:12回场凶险,猛兽触摸,有屎又无影,正是我们下手的好时期。
00:49:19你倒是打了个好拙了。
00:49:21别怪挨家没提醒我,那灵丸我可不是个手楼的灯。
00:49:28后宫中的一个玩物吧,还不足为惧,这天罗帝王,定叫他们有来无回。
00:49:36丞相这般心机,该不会连哀家也算计在里面吧。
00:49:48太后说笑了,待萧锦衡一死,您垂帘听政,臣执掌朝堂。
00:49:55这天下不都是我们的场中物吗?
00:50:02这萧锦衡,窄腰长腿,战甲一穿,简直秒杀现代男模啊。
00:50:09这萧锦衡,窄腰长腿,战甲一穿,简直秒杀现代男模啊。
00:50:22笼袍是禁欲型,戎装是野性版,果然,是否诱惑YYDS?
00:50:30YYDS又是什么心词,莫非是在夸阵?
00:50:34陛下神武,今日定能列得猛兽归来。
00:50:38不过,微臣听闻,今日这围场,最近有狼群出没,陛下可要当心。
00:50:45丞相提醒的是,可要当心,朕最擅长的就是猎王。
00:50:51是微臣夺虑吧。
00:50:56丞相,我们是不是在哪里见过啊?
00:51:01贵妃娘娘定是记错了。
00:51:07微臣这一年都未曾回京,怎会有幸欠导您呢?
00:51:14哦,我想起来了,丞相长得特别像我老家那个,专骗老太太买假药的那个郎中。
00:51:22丞相,爱妃口直心快,还请丞相莫在意。
00:51:29是,微臣曾甘与娘娘生气。
00:51:34祝我爱妃退下吧,朕要同爱妃一起前往竹林收敛。
00:51:43陛下呀,这臣妾一个弱女子,要是进去,不就是给野兽加餐吗?
00:51:49不就是给野兽加餐吗?
00:51:51这竹林看着像恐怖片开场,那面不会真的有狼吧?
00:51:56你留在这里,听说这狼群可是最爱调罗丹的。
00:52:00陈妾世子保护皇上。
00:52:02走吧。
00:52:03等等,我的保险还没有买。
00:52:07陛下,你要是害怕的话,你就抓紧臣妾。
00:52:17爱妃,我们要是害怕的话,你就抓紧臣妾。
00:52:21爱妃,你不需要买惊。
00:52:23陛下,你要是害怕的话,你就抓紧臣妾。
00:52:25陛下,你要是害怕的话,你就抓紧臣妾。
00:52:31爱妃,你确定是你保护阵?
00:52:34啊!
00:52:36有狼!
00:52:40爱妃莫怕,不过是树枝吧。
00:52:43陛下,那边有狼。
00:52:46啊!
00:52:47啊!
00:52:48啊!
00:52:49啊!
00:52:50啊!
00:52:51啊!
00:52:52啊!
00:52:53啊!
00:52:54啊!
00:52:55啊!
00:52:56啊!
00:52:57啊!
00:52:58啊!
00:52:59啊!
00:53:00啊!
00:53:01啊!
00:53:02一只兔子罢了。
00:53:03岂能把爱妃吓得,把兔子当成狼。
00:53:06待会儿,就把这野兔烤了,可爱妃不补胆子。
00:53:11你人还怪好嘞。
00:53:12不是,你一点都不太害怕呀。
00:53:14别说这竹林里有没有狼了,就是突然跳出来一只掉进大白虎,也不是完全没可能。
00:53:20啊!
00:53:21
00:53:22是荒无人烟的破地,到底谁找的?
00:53:25啊!
00:53:26啊!
00:53:27啊!
00:53:28啊!
00:53:29啊!
00:53:30啊!
00:53:31啊!
00:53:32啊!
00:53:33I'm so sad.
00:53:34I'm so sad.
00:53:35I'm so sad.
00:53:36I'm so sad.
00:53:37I'm so sad.
00:53:38I'm so sad.
00:53:39I'm so sad.
00:53:40I'm so sad.
00:53:41I'm so sad.
00:53:56It's not just a joke.
00:53:59I can't imagine that I'm so small.
00:54:02You don't have to ask of me.
00:54:04I'm so sad.
00:54:05But you can't imagine that you're not angry.
00:54:08Who is more evil.
00:54:10I want you to hear you.
00:54:12Who can you hear me is an jesus son.
00:54:14You can't imagine that you're all the only one.
00:54:16DDoS the death of a priest.
00:54:18This is in vain.
00:54:20This is a sin.
00:54:21This guy is so sad.
00:54:22I can't make my fear.
00:54:23He'll make my fear to marry me.
00:54:25He'll be when I buy him.
00:54:27I'll come and get back to him.
00:54:30He's kind of a guy that you've taken.
00:54:31I'm going to die.
00:54:33I'm going to die.
00:54:35I'm going to die.
00:54:39That's right.
00:54:47I'm not going to die.
00:54:49Come on.
00:55:01You're going to die.
00:55:03You're going to die.
00:55:05What are you doing?
00:55:07What's your plan?
00:55:09You're going to die.
00:55:11You're going to die.
00:55:17You've got ready.
00:55:19The Queen is coming.
00:55:24The Queen is coming.
00:55:25You're going to die.
00:55:27You're going to die.
00:55:29You're going to die.
00:55:31You're going to die.
00:55:33But the sound of the Queen is coming.
00:55:35I heard it.
00:55:37It's the Queen.
00:55:39Who?
00:55:47They're here.
00:55:57Take me.
00:56:06Don't you go.
00:56:15What was the Queen's件?
00:56:20She looks like she is a papa architect.
00:56:22I've never counted.
00:56:23There are so many letters.
00:56:24We're going to get 사� Holy Spirit.
00:56:25Wait a second.
00:56:27アデュー!
00:56:30快!
00:56:33小金恒!
00:56:38Go!
00:56:38I will get you off!
00:56:44I will take you off the different secretion.
00:56:47The secretion is the secretion of the world?
00:56:50What are you doing?
00:56:52Take your eyes!
00:56:53小金恒, you go!
00:56:55You're fine.
00:56:56I'm done now.
00:56:57I'm going to move on, and I'm going to follow you.
00:56:59I'm going to get rid of you, and I'm going to get rid of you.
00:57:03You don't care about me.
00:57:06You're going to go.
00:57:09You don't care about me.
00:57:10You're going to leave me alone.
00:57:20No, you're going to get worse.
00:57:22You're going to get me down.
00:57:23Don't let me go.
00:57:24I'm not going to hurt you.
00:57:25You're going to...
00:57:27You're going to get me down.
00:57:32You don't know what you're going to do.
00:57:33I'm going to die.
00:57:35Who's going to do that?
00:57:37You don't care about me.
00:57:38You're going to get me down.
00:57:39You're going to get me down.
00:57:41You're going to get 50% of your body.
00:57:43I'm going to move on.
00:57:44You're going to have to be硬.
00:57:45Don't let me move on.
00:57:46I'm going to look at them.
00:57:47They won't be able to find you.
00:57:49Okay.
00:57:51You're going to be scared.
00:57:53Don't be afraid.
00:57:53You're going to be scared.
00:57:54We're not going to be scared.
00:57:56I'm going to go down.
00:57:57You're going to be scared.
00:57:58You're going to be mad.
00:58:01I'm going to see you.
00:58:02You're going to die.
00:58:04I'm going to be sad.
00:58:05You're not going to take care of yourself.
00:58:06Don't worry.
00:58:08You're going to die.
00:58:09You're going to die.
00:58:10You're going to die.
00:58:12I'm not sure how to do it.
00:58:14Oh, my friend.
00:58:33I'm not sure how to do it.
00:58:35It's a good thing.
00:58:37I'm not sure how to do it.
00:58:39I'm not sure how to do it.
00:58:41.
00:58:42.
00:58:43.
00:58:44.
00:58:55.
00:58:57.
00:58:58.
00:58:59.
00:59:00.
00:59:02It's your turn.
00:59:04I'll use the Teal Core World.
00:59:05For the Teal Core, the Teal Core World is now branched out.
00:59:07You can also use the Teal Core World World War III.
00:59:18Yes.
00:59:21I've survived this action.
00:59:32
00:59:33
00:59:43你怎么来了
00:59:58你赶紧走
00:59:59你歇着吧
01:00:00该我了
01:00:00What is this?
01:00:02What kind of功法?
01:00:04You're just...
01:00:06Who is this man?
01:00:08This...
01:00:09What is this man?
01:00:10Shut up!
01:00:11You don't have enough money.
01:00:12Go ahead.
01:00:21My hand!
01:00:23Who is this man?
01:00:30You can only lose 10% of your body.
01:00:33What?
01:00:34There's a limit.
01:00:41You have three seconds.
01:00:43You don't have to say anything.
01:00:45You'll never have a chance.
01:00:46Three...
01:00:47Two...
01:00:48Is your turn?
01:00:50You're still not a man.
01:00:52You're so mad.
01:00:54The answer is just that,
01:00:56to the end of the world,
01:00:57I'm so scared.
01:00:58Hurry, hurry, let's go!
01:01:04The king came here.
01:01:05I'll give them to him.
01:01:06You can't let me put it.
01:01:08You're gonna be a lot.
01:01:09You're saying you're your man.
01:01:12No.
01:01:13I...
01:01:14You're wrong.
01:01:28You don't want to move.
01:01:30You don't want to move.
01:01:31You don't want to leave me.
01:01:33You don't want to be a doctor.
01:01:36You don't want to be so busy to work.
01:01:38The boss is almost like a boss.
01:01:40He's been a victim to work.
01:01:42If he's been a victim,
01:01:44he'll be able to live in the world.
01:01:46I'll be able to live in the world.
01:01:48If you want to take care of me,
01:01:51you'll be able to take care of me.
01:01:53After the春季 back,
01:01:54he's still not a good job.
01:01:56No way. Who can you yes?
01:02:00Shes bless your honor.
01:02:02Let me move your doctor for you.
01:02:05You don't need me.
01:02:06The doctor doesn't care.
01:02:08Those things can be better than I'm excited about.
01:02:12If so, I'll help you my husband and I'll take you to my doctor's hand.
01:02:14But whatever.
01:02:16Then I'll take you to my doctor's hand.
01:02:19Sorry to ask.
01:02:21You're all heinous.
01:02:22I don't know why.
01:02:24But...
01:02:25可惜啊...
01:02:42朕還有這麼多奏折要批
01:02:44如果能有個人
01:02:46來替朕分擔分擔就好了
01:02:49不就是個奏折嘛
01:02:51我來
01:02:51只要能给加班费就行
01:02:54这最近国库亏空
01:02:59该非开不了工钱
01:03:00趁自己来吧
01:03:02我不要了
01:03:04那怎么行
01:03:06不该非工钱
01:03:08这良心难安啊
01:03:14算了算了
01:03:19我不要工钱了
01:03:20就当作我做慈善好了
01:03:23那就辛苦爱非了
01:03:25得啊 我就知道
01:03:26一踏进这皇宫
01:03:28这般味就涌不上了
01:03:33高与宿主 解锁女帝人设
01:03:35女帝
01:03:36系统 你又靠谱了
01:03:40正好
01:03:43也让朕见见爱非女帝的风分
01:03:47爱非累不累
01:04:01要不要吃口点心
01:04:02不吃
01:04:03你看哪个皇帝批奏者
01:04:05还吃点心的
01:04:06成何体统
01:04:07朕没听到她的心声
01:04:10看来是她认真批奏者
01:04:12
01:04:13是个好皇帝
01:04:14
01:04:15
01:04:16
01:04:17
01:04:17
01:04:18
01:04:19
01:04:20
01:04:20
01:04:21
01:04:21
01:04:22
01:04:22
01:04:23
01:04:23
01:04:24
01:04:24
01:04:25
01:04:25
01:04:26
01:04:26
01:04:27
01:04:27
01:04:28
01:04:28
01:04:29
01:04:29
01:04:30
01:04:30
01:04:31谁说皇帝不能偷懒呢
01:04:46贵妃娘娘
01:04:47您穿的是龙袍
01:04:49真 与礼不合吧
01:04:50陛下口谕
01:04:51本宫现在是代理皇帝
01:04:54有问题你找他去
01:04:57娘娘
01:04:57这是礼部侍郎上奏的奏折
01:05:00恳请陛下选孝娜妃填出后宫
01:05:05准了
01:05:09都准了
01:05:10再让他们学一点新的技术
01:05:13技术
01:05:15技术
01:05:16正好本宫最近缺个洗脚丫鬟
01:05:20
01:05:27娘娘
01:05:28变关八百里加急
01:05:29
01:05:30被敌犯禁
01:05:31请求增派兵力
01:05:33看来回去得跟萧锦恒
01:05:35研究一下孙子兵法速成版了
01:05:42我这里有几个方案
01:05:43你先按上面说了再办
01:05:45下面说了再办
01:05:59陛下
01:06:00这是贵妃娘娘
01:06:01针对北敌范进提的方案
01:06:03您还是看看吧
01:06:05一派轻骑兵
01:06:07绕后烧敌方粮仓
01:06:09二在敌军水源下泄药
01:06:11三散布谣言说
01:06:13她们大汗突敌
01:06:15陛下
01:06:17您也觉得此方案绝不可行是吧
01:06:19卑职就说
01:06:21她一个贵妃
01:06:22真是好一出祭祀
01:06:23朕之前怎么没发现朕的爱妃
01:06:26如此深爱兵符
01:06:28这尤其是最后一点
01:06:30简直是妙
01:06:32对了
01:06:33你刚才说什么
01:06:35
01:06:36卑职刚才说
01:06:38说贵妃娘娘敢于谋略
01:06:40有女帝之字
01:06:42行了
01:06:43把方案床下去
01:06:44让宫中大臣好好评见
01:06:47
01:06:56他是比朕想象中的人称
01:07:06
01:07:07放肆
01:07:08
01:07:09
01:07:10
01:07:11陛下你总算来了
01:07:13这皇帝也太难当了吧
01:07:15起得比鸡早睡得比狗晚
01:07:17我这萝卜章刻了十个都不够用
01:07:20
01:07:21
01:07:22
01:07:23
01:07:24
01:07:25你要好好打扮明日就能上抄
01:07:27不行
01:07:28那个
01:07:29我还
01:07:30他们说你坏话
01:07:31然后呢
01:07:32这个王大人
01:07:33竟然说本宫上抄打哈欠
01:07:35向老年痴呆
01:07:36还有这个
01:07:37这个张玉使
01:07:38他居然在奏折里
01:07:40画个王吧
01:07:41说这是玉笔轻辟
01:07:47张玉使的画功见长了
01:07:49看来没少在这奏折上画画
01:07:52这是重点吗
01:07:53重点是
01:07:54他们竟敢趁你伤患期间欺负我
01:07:56欺负我
01:07:57欺负我
01:07:58欺负我
01:07:59
01:08:00我连复仇计划都想好了
01:08:01明天早朝就让李侍郎站着背诵出师表
01:08:04砸王大人
01:08:05用脚趾加猫鼻写字
01:08:07至于张玉使
01:08:08他以后所有奏折我都批一跃
01:08:10反弹
01:08:11反弹
01:08:12
01:08:21爱妃
01:08:22可以休息了吗
01:08:23等等
01:08:24我还有个圣旨
01:08:28即日起
01:08:29皇上的专属玉厨
01:08:32要每天做三道糖醋排骨
01:08:35
01:08:39正准了
01:08:41爱妃累了一天
01:08:43现在是休息时间
01:08:44吃都起食了
01:08:50大臣们怎么还不来上朝
01:08:52闺禀陛下
01:08:54昨日贵妃娘娘批奏折时
01:08:56不慎将减免赴税
01:08:58写成睡觉的税了
01:09:00现在大臣们都集体赖床
01:09:02
01:09:03今天就当多休暮一天吧
01:09:05真是出了气了
01:09:07自从晚贵妃见官之后
01:09:09皇上脾气
01:09:10比之前好了不知多少
01:09:16对了
01:09:17生的李侍郎日后上朝时
01:09:19大声朗诵自己写的奏征
01:09:21让百官们挨个批判一份
01:09:23再找个太医
01:09:25给王大人看看老年痴呆
01:09:27还有张玉也是
01:09:29每日临摹千里江山图一百遍
01:09:32少一句话
01:09:33甚就让他去挑粪
01:09:34
01:09:36
01:09:37奴才这就去传
01:09:39还是话说太早了
01:09:41皇上哪是脾气见好
01:09:44明明是更会秋后算账了
01:09:47陛下
01:09:53果然不出您所料
01:09:55丞相府
01:09:56确有一个移动
01:09:57对了
01:09:58这便是在丞相家中发现的秘信
01:10:00用的是前朝的秘印
01:10:01用的是前朝的秘印
01:10:07好家伙
01:10:08这吃瓜剧情简直比画本还精彩啊
01:10:11我可没偷听啊
01:10:12分明是我先来的
01:10:14没想到这丞相居然是前朝陆家人
01:10:17母后定然料想不到
01:10:19她亲手提拔的忠犬竟是前朝余孽吧
01:10:23所以
01:10:25丞相府搬动了几十口箱子
01:10:28借以黑布覆盖
01:10:29听声音应该是冷冰气
01:10:32剧情终于回到正轨了
01:10:34按书中的剧情发展
01:10:36后日就是祭天大典
01:10:37丞相要以朱雀令围照造反
01:10:40这老灯要搞事情啊
01:10:42后日祭天
01:10:43录像要造反
01:10:44继续盯着丞相府
01:10:46
01:10:48
01:11:02我 我是来给陛下换
01:11:06换米桶的
01:11:15爱妃怎么会在这儿
01:11:16
01:11:17我不是故意偷听的
01:11:19完了
01:11:20我 我什么也没听到
01:11:22这丞相造反的事被我知道了
01:11:25萧景恒会现场灭我的口吧
01:11:27既然爱妃已知晓一切
01:11:30那这几日就好好待在朕的身边
01:11:33若是让朕知道你告密丞相
01:11:35你放心
01:11:36我跟您才是一伙的
01:11:38保证离丞相远远的
01:11:40实在不行
01:11:42你把我伸裤腰上好了
01:11:44我还想活到大结局啊
01:11:46祭天大典在即
01:11:47只有待在朕的身边
01:11:49甚至能护理出去
01:11:54吉时已到
01:11:56怎么总感觉后备梁素素
01:11:58艾妃可是紧张
01:12:03艾妃可是紧张
01:12:04臣妾第一次见到这种镇长
01:12:06确实有点紧张
01:12:08书里说
01:12:09丞相在祭天大典时会造反
01:12:11自此江山易主
01:12:13地心陨落
01:12:14可惜了这小景恒
01:12:16除了经常让员工加班以外
01:12:19还算是个好的皇上
01:12:20艾妃不必有此过多
01:12:22若是害怕的话
01:12:24就站在朕的身后
01:12:29朕一当会护住这山河
01:12:32让丞相等人
01:12:34扶助于街巷
01:12:35吉时已到
01:12:37献祭酒
01:12:39陛下且慢
01:12:51老臣斗胆一问
01:12:56陛下登基数三
01:12:58民间汉老频发汉拔为虐
01:13:01如今就连祭天摇带着富人亵渎上谈
01:13:04何以对得起先帝在天之灵
01:13:07我这暴脾气
01:13:09富人怎么了
01:13:10富人能让你当场变官夫
01:13:13信不信
01:13:15丞相这是什么意思
01:13:17你是想意图谋反吗
01:13:19丞相
01:13:20你竟敢在祭天大典上
01:13:22口无遮拦
01:13:23哀家对你不保
01:13:25你今日这般大逆不道
01:13:27莫非这些年
01:13:29你一直在欺瞒哀家
01:13:32你知道的太晚了
01:13:35
01:13:37先帝誓得天怒人怨
01:13:39今日
01:13:41本相邪众将日
01:13:43恭送圣上
01:13:45禁迁
01:13:47不是吧
01:14:01你来真的
01:14:02众教士听令
01:14:05本相为前朝陆家救部
01:14:08朱雀令再死
01:14:10谁本相
01:14:12初暴君
01:14:13请君策
01:14:14
01:14:16你说什么
01:14:18
01:14:19你竟是前朝于你
01:14:22奇怪
01:14:23这朱雀令
01:14:24真分明早已让人藏于密室
01:14:25丞相手中怎么还有一个
01:14:27一个
01:14:33儿童到楼了吗
01:14:35嘿嘿
01:14:36幸好我昨夜用乌龟壳调换了朱雀令
01:14:39谁肯听一个王八的话
01:14:41爱妃这招偷梁换柱
01:14:43倒是比朕考虑的周路
01:14:45尔等听令
01:14:55陆相勾结逆党
01:14:58意图弑君
01:14:59拿下
01:15:05连黑甲军陆下假的
01:15:07好啊小锦衡
01:15:08原来你早就算了我一切
01:15:10给我玩好陷阱等着我跳是吧
01:15:12这小锦衡原来早有准备
01:15:14害我白担心一场
01:15:16可怜我昨天把王八咳的时候
01:15:18还被咬了一下手
01:15:26将玉玺交出来
01:15:27否则
01:15:28本乡宋太后先行上路
01:15:30海下可是你的母后啊
01:15:34你快救救母后
01:15:36这不是狗咬狗吗
01:15:38要我说啊
01:15:39直接双方同归于尽
01:15:40省得挖两次坟坑麻烦
01:15:42太后
01:15:43太后
01:15:44母后何必装模作样
01:15:46你暗中勾结卤下
01:15:47预置阵于死地
01:15:49不就是为了这皇位
01:15:50可惜你不知野囊辱世
01:15:52自食恶果
01:15:54你已经早就知晓
01:15:56不想
01:15:57这萧锦衡怎么知道得这么清楚
01:16:00他不会
01:16:01手握剧本了吧
01:16:03手握爱妃
01:16:04不就等于手握剧本了
01:16:06哈哈哈哈
01:16:09既然如此
01:16:11那么今天大家都同归于尽
01:16:13谁也别想跑
01:16:14不好
01:16:15他修正有毒镖
01:16:16不好
01:16:17他修正有毒镖
01:16:18
01:16:19
01:16:20
01:16:21
01:16:22
01:16:23手握剧本
01:16:24手握剧本
01:16:41二等听令 陆氏满门 按谋逆最处 陆家满门超斩 太后打入冷宫永不得出
01:16:55送给我的 打个看看 不会是京城最贵地段的房契 或者大恶音票吧
01:17:09I'm a little tired.
01:17:12You're a little tired.
01:17:13Your eyes are a little tired.
01:17:15How am I?
01:17:19This is the best way to make your own money.
01:17:22I'll give you an answer.
01:17:23I'm not a bad person.
01:17:25I'm a bad person.
01:17:28I'm not a bad person.
01:17:30I'll give you an answer.
01:17:32You're a big person.
01:17:35I'm not paying for your money.
01:17:37I can't find it.
01:17:39Actually, I want to find it to be the king of the king of the king.
01:17:51These are the four of you.
01:17:53Everything for you is for your own.
01:17:54That's why I have to be the king of the king of the king.
01:17:57If you become the king of the king of the king,
01:17:59the king of the king is your king.
01:18:01From the king of the king of the king of the king,
01:18:03it seems like you're not good.

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