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Nadie Se Mete Con Mamá
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00:00夫人
00:05
00:09
00:10这次中秋节
00:11你把七十大兽带着孩子们回来一趟
00:15
00:15我知道了
00:17儿子
00:18你外公七十大兽
00:20外婆特地打电话过来
00:22喊我回趟老家
00:23你们也一定要回来
00:26儿子
00:31儿子 儿子
00:32儿子
00:33儿子
00:37老妈
00:38收到
00:40儿子
00:43老妈
00:44收到
00:47院长
00:48院长
00:49老妈
00:50收到
00:52你别多年
00:53一家人
00:55终于可以团聚
00:59停一下吧
01:00就停这次口吧
01:01进去太长了
01:12老夫人
01:13这是周总按照您父亲爱好
01:15特地准备的合手联络
01:17太沉默帮您俩进去
01:19不用
01:20把包装去到正好
01:22拿个袋子装进了
01:25
01:27你们回去吧
01:28我自己去就行了
01:30小周
01:32来来来
01:33快看快看
01:34我二女儿和她在政府当领导的老公回来了
01:38
01:39回来了啊
01:40祝您福如东海寿笔南山
01:42好好好
01:43这是我们萧顶顶的年份茅台
01:44哈哈哈
01:45
01:58
01:59祝您福如东海寿笔南山
02:01哈哈哈
02:03这是我们萧顶顶的年份茅台
02:05
02:09well
02:10I'm happy
02:11I'm happy
02:12It's my coming home
02:14My god
02:141573
02:15Oh
02:16I'm happy
02:17I'm happy
02:18I'm happy
02:19You're in here
02:20Please go
02:21I'm happy
02:22It's okay
02:24I love you
02:24You're a good girl
02:25You're pretty good
02:27You're a good girl
02:28That's right
02:29You're a good girl
02:30You're a good girl
02:31Yes
02:31Yes
02:32Yes
02:32Yes
02:34Yes
02:35Yes
02:35You're a good girl
02:37Your daughter
02:37How many years did it not look like
02:39This is the thing that he did not come back
02:44Dad
02:45Today is your 70th birthday
02:48Your daughter is going to pay for you
02:50You haven't come back
02:52You still know your father
02:54Dad
02:54I
02:55I'm back
02:56You're back
02:56You're back
02:59You're back
03:00You three of your father work
03:02You're late a bit
03:03You don't have any kind of work
03:04What can I do
03:05Father, is your father taking care of you?
03:09Your father taking care of you.
03:10Don't let him ask him.
03:11Don't let him do it.
03:15Dad.
03:17Your brother took your known good father.
03:21Your wife is the apostle.
03:23Your wife is the apostle.
03:25Your talk is the apostle 1573.
03:26You…
03:27What are you doing?
03:29You took money,
03:31I'll wait for you to get my back.
03:33I'm sorry.
03:35My mom.
03:37She's a big girl.
03:39She's a big girl.
03:41She's not going to come back.
03:43My mom.
03:45Let's go.
03:47Let's go.
03:53My mom.
03:55She's a big girl.
03:57She's not good.
03:59She's a big girl.
04:01She's a big girl.
04:03She's a big girl.
04:05She's a big girl.
04:07She's a big girl.
04:09my mom.
04:11I want this baby.
04:13She's a big girl.
04:15She's a big girl.
04:17I know this girl.
04:19I have a weird girl.
04:21I need her.
04:23I want her to come back.
04:25She's like.
04:27They're all in her.
04:29She's the same girl.
04:31I'm going to take a shower.
04:34Let's go.
04:36Let's go.
04:38Here, here.
04:42I'm going to come.
04:44I'm going to come.
04:45I'm going to come.
04:46I'm going to come.
04:47I'm going to come.
04:51My little girl.
04:52I said.
04:53You're going to come out.
04:54You're going to come out.
04:56There's a pool.
04:56There's a pool.
04:58Oh.
04:58Oh.
04:59OK, my father.
05:01Hi, my father.
05:02How are you going?
05:03You're going to be helping.
05:04How are they going to get to the house?
05:06I'm going to help.
05:08Can you help them with her?
05:09Your father is the teacher.
05:11You've got the teacher.
05:12You've got the teacher.
05:13You've got work.
05:14You've got the teacher.
05:15You've got the teacher.
05:16How are you going to help them?
05:18I can't.
05:19How did you get to the house?
05:21My mother, your daughter is the girl.
05:24Why do I get to work?
05:29That's it.
05:30I'll go.
05:31Mom.
05:32I'll go.
05:33Mom.
05:34I'll go.
05:35I'll go.
05:36I'll go.
05:39My wife is so good at work.
05:41The life of the young people.
05:42Just the young people.
05:44The young people are so good.
05:46I'll go.
05:47I'll go.
05:51I'll go.
05:52I'll go.
05:53I'll go.
05:54I'll go.
05:55I'll go.
05:59Mom.
06:00I'll go.
06:01I'll go.
06:02I'll go.
06:03Mom.
06:04I'll go.
06:05Mom.
06:06I'll go.
06:07Mom.
06:08I'll go.
06:09Mom.
06:10I'll go.
06:11That's good.
06:12Mom.
06:13Be careful.
06:14Be careful.
06:15Mom.
06:17And then we'll go to the village.
06:19Mom.
06:20You haven't been to the village.
06:21They're good for you.
06:23Well.
06:24It's good.
06:25It's a family.
06:26That's good.
06:27Mom.
06:28Remember those who came here before...
06:33Yeah.
06:34We could take the Derog fishing process.
06:35You can't buy it then.
06:36Mom.
06:37I mean...
06:38I should have a order to get theoughs here.
06:40Mom.
06:41Mom.
06:46I'm doing it.
06:48Mom.
06:49That the wine is your sister used to.
06:50Thirty volume, a year ago.
06:52One time you'll bring it back to my son.
06:55Just a bırak foi.
06:56Please don't reason.
06:57I'll take a look at my son.
06:59Your child, you're told I told you
07:03I'm with you.
07:05I know how you do it.
07:07I'll take a look at him.
07:11She'll take a look at him.
07:14They couldn't take him.
07:16It's not you.
07:18I'll take a look at him.
07:21I'll take a look at him.
07:22I'll take a look at him.
07:25It's not as good.
07:33Why are you doing this?
07:34You're so scared.
07:36I'm going to hear you,
07:38I'm sitting on my own.
07:40What are you doing?
07:41She took a bottle of a bottle of beer.
07:43I was going to give her a bottle of milk.
07:45She didn't have any bottle of beer.
07:47I saw her.
07:48She took her out and sent her.
07:49She took her to give her a bottle of beer.
07:51To give her a bottle of beer.
07:51I gave her a bottle of beer.
07:54Why don't you take my wine for me?
07:57I'll take my wine for you.
07:59Don't go.
08:00Don't go.
08:01No.
08:02No.
08:03No.
08:04Why?
08:06He said that the wine was his wife's son.
08:08He took his wife's son.
08:11He took his wife's son.
08:13Who knows?
08:15He's a son.
08:16He's a man.
08:17He's a man.
08:18He's a man.
08:19He's a man.
08:20He's a man.
08:21He took his wife's son.
08:23He took his wife's son.
08:24He cheated, no ...
08:26they're among Conslais,
08:29he also took病 of a lot of rendition.
08:32He spent his wife's son.
08:33The rest and money spiked it much,
08:34he had it to be.
08:35But what did he say hurt?
08:38I'll do my wife's son.
08:40
08:50等贾哥骚马骑到
08:52我看他还怎么吹牛
08:54就是
08:55咱们这个大姐呀
08:56十几年没见了
08:58什么都没学会
08:59学会吹牛了
09:00要我看呀
09:02这一次呀
09:03就得让他出出洋相
09:05好好治治他这臭毛病
09:06就是
09:08这是我大女儿送的寿里
09:11来 记上
09:12老嫂子这
09:14
09:15没事 记上
09:16记上
09:17没事 记上
09:18慢着
09:19
09:20我知道你从小就偏心大姐
09:22但是
09:23你也不能拿着我和我老公送的酒
09:25给他做人行吗
09:26
09:27你是什么
09:28难道不是吗
09:30这不是我和我老公
09:31过年那会儿给你提回来的吗
09:33
09:34
09:35小声点
09:36怎么
09:37还怕人说啊
09:38
09:39我不是针对你
09:40我只是看不惯有些人回娘家
09:43还不舍得花钱卖礼品
09:46你们俩又在那吵什么呢
09:49
09:50阿兰 这不是过年的时候
09:51你给我拿回来的五粮液吗
09:53怎么又把它翻出来了
09:54
09:55大姐空着手回来
09:56脸上挂不住
09:58就拿我和你小女婿给你送的酒
10:00拿来撑场面
10:01什么
10:02什么
10:03周梅人呐
10:04人呐
10:05周梅
10:06你给我出来
10:07
10:08怎么了
10:09怎么了
10:10瞧瞧你
10:11干个好事
10:14我怎么了
10:15放门了
10:16还不认错
10:20都怪我
10:21都是我都怪我
10:23
10:24我都说了
10:25不用
10:26我带的酒
10:27不比这个酒差了
10:28你这个独孝之女
10:30你要气死我吗
10:31
10:32你这是干什么呀
10:33说家长不可外扬
10:35当着这么多人的面
10:36本来我就不想说什么了
10:38可你
10:39非要把我交劲
10:40怎么了
10:41大姐
10:42都到这份上了
10:43你还没看清楚情况啊
10:45大妹
10:46我倒想听听
10:47我犯的哪门子天调
10:49大姐
10:50咱都是一家人
10:51本来呢我也不想说
10:53你非要闹
10:55可别怪我
10:56别怪我
10:57我不是跟你留恋的
10:58
10:59我也是想听听
11:00大家都知道
11:01你离婚这么多年了
11:03一个人
11:04带大三个孩子
11:05不容易
11:06是吧
11:07是不容易
11:09
11:10就不要虚伪
11:12不要硬装有钱人
11:14说自己拿的这个酒
11:16有多贵 有多值钱
11:18这没道理呀
11:20我没有
11:22你十几年没回家
11:24我不贵你
11:25我七十大寿也不缺你
11:27和你那几个废话儿子的几张破嘴
11:29来吃饭
11:30
11:31他们不信
11:32幸福不送你
11:33我也不会说你
11:34可你总不能
11:35随便的在路边店
11:36买瓶破酒来凑数吧
11:38对呀
11:39这路边店的酒能喝吗
11:41这是要喝出人命的
11:42算谁的呢
11:44
11:45我这酒不是路边台买的
11:47是你大外孙
11:48特地从明酒收藏家手里收的
11:50花了很多钱
11:52花了多少钱呢
11:54这个我不知道
11:56装装装装又装
11:59爸姐
12:00咱能不能别这么虚伪啊
12:03要装啊
12:04你要得上点心
12:05像你这个呀
12:07看这也太敷衍
12:08太拙劣了吧
12:09你是说这个呀
12:10我是觉得这包装太重了
12:11所以没拿
12:12够了
12:13你现在就做
12:14就到
12:15我没你这个女儿
12:16我要怎么说
12:17你才能信呢
12:18你给我闪开
12:19村长 我们进
12:20大家落座啊
12:21落座
12:22村长
12:23您坐
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13:07I don't know why, it's just a big deal.
13:09It's so cool.
13:11It is so good.
13:13Why is it wrong?
13:15It's good.
13:16I have no fault yet.
13:18He's okay.
13:20I have no and it's what I need.
13:22What is it?
13:24Is my job to bring you to thegr.
13:27You know, I said that my job is good.
13:30Then I can't do it.
13:31My job is wrong.
13:34I'm wrong too.
13:36This is a
13:59I'll take it.
14:01I'll take it.
14:03I'll take it.
14:09How fast.
14:11It's not fair.
14:13It's not fair.
14:15I'll take it.
14:17I'll take it.
14:19It's not fair.
14:21It's not fair.
14:23Let's try it.
14:25What do you mean?
14:27I'll take it.
14:29You can't.
14:31I love drinking.
14:33We're going to take it.
14:35It's the 30th year of the year.
14:37Let's take it.
14:39It's a 90,000.
14:41It's a 90,000.
14:43It's a 90,000.
14:45It's a 90,000.
14:47It's a 90,000.
14:49It's a 90,000.
14:51You don't understand.
14:53It's a 90,000.
14:55It's a 90,000.
14:57It's a 90,000.
14:59It's a 90,000.
15:01Well, it's a 90,000.
15:03It's a 90,000.
15:05It's just a 90,000.
15:07It's a 90,000.
15:09I will come back and take a look for the price of the drunk.
15:13For the price of the drunk, I will be looking for a big day.
15:19What do you think about this?
15:21Look at me.
15:22I knew I was my friend.
15:24So I sent him a snack.
15:26The liquor company is 1573 360.
15:30I heard this.
15:32I heard this.
15:34But the liquor company is 1573 360.
15:37What is it?
15:38What is it?
15:39It's just a good idea.
15:41Let's go.
15:51$39,8,000!
15:59$39,8,000!
16:01My God!
16:02It's just a beer.
16:03It's a good idea.
16:04You're the boss.
16:05You're the boss.
16:07You should have to be a good boy.
16:09To be a good boy.
16:10You should be a good boy.
16:12You're good.
16:13You're good.
16:14You're all good.
16:15I'm a good boy.
16:16I'm a good boy.
16:17If she's a good boy, she'll get back to me.
16:28This is my father's friends.
16:30Why he's a good boy.
16:34This is so old, so old.
16:36Why don't you send me?
16:38I'm not sure if you buy it.
16:40Look at that.
16:42It's a trash bag.
16:46What is this?
16:48What do you mean?
16:50You should send me this.
16:52You should send me this.
16:54You're trying to kill me?
16:56Yes.
16:57You're trying to kill me?
16:59To kill me.
17:01You're trying to kill me.
17:03You're trying to kill me.
17:05That's right.
17:07It's not a mistake.
17:10Okay.
17:12This is true.
17:14It's true.
17:15It's true.
17:16It's true.
17:17It's true.
17:18You're trying to kill me.
17:20If it's true,
17:22let's get rid of you.
17:28What are you doing?
17:29You're trying to kill me.
17:31You're trying to kill me.
17:33Why don't you trust me?
17:34Why don't you trust me?
17:35I trust you.
17:36I don't want to trust me.
17:37I don't want to trust you.
17:38I'm gonna kill you.
17:39Come on.
17:40I'm not afraid of him.
17:41It's my fault.
17:42It's my fault.
17:43Everything is my fault.
17:44It's my fault.
17:45It's my fault.
17:46It's my fault.
17:47It's my fault.
17:48I was forced to kill myself to die.
17:51You would fall off with me?
17:52Ah!
17:53You're not gonna die?
17:54You're going to die?
17:55You're not gonna die?
17:56I'm not gonna die.
17:57I'm gonna die.
17:58You're not gonna die?
17:59If I come, I'm gonna die.
18:01If I'm going to die, I'll die.
18:03Then I'll die.
18:04I'll die.
18:05You're gonna die?
18:07No one can't.
18:08You're gonna die.
18:09I don't know.
18:10You're gonna die.
18:11I'm going to die for his sake of your husband.
18:13What's your husband?
18:15自取其辱

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