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00:00Oh, Lord.
00:06Oh, wow.
00:07Oh, wow.
00:08Here's a way to put it.
00:09I just sent home my drag mother.
00:12Mistress has never lost a lip sync on Drag Race,
00:14so as sad as I am, I feel incredibly proud of myself.
00:18I beat Mistress Isabel Brooks in a lip sync?
00:20Come on.
00:21It makes me feel like I do deserve my spot in the finale.
00:25This was a tough one, y'all.
00:27Lydia, I just want to say congratulations to you
00:28for surviving the lip sync for your life.
00:31You turned it.
00:31You did.
00:32You turned it.
00:32And congratulations, Bosco.
00:35Top seven, bitch.
00:36Period, bitch.
00:37How are you feeling?
00:39A little conflicted at the moment
00:40because we all want this at this point,
00:42but I just know how much she really, really wanted to be here
00:46and it had not occurred to me that there would be a situation
00:50where she wouldn't be here.
00:51And I don't know.
00:53My heart just broke for her, so I'm feeling a lot right now.
00:56I've known Mistress for a really long time,
00:58and I've known how bad she's wanted this
01:00ever since we were kids.
01:01Mistress is the person that I was the closest here with.
01:03We are both Texas girls,
01:05so, bitch, I'ma win it for us
01:06and I'ma bring it back home to Texas.
01:09Can I just remind you guys,
01:11somebody here in this room,
01:12or possibly whoever comes to lip sync.
01:15Nah.
01:16Okay, well, someone here in this room
01:17is going to win $200,000.
01:19Woo!
01:20Bitch, that's okay.
01:22The stakes are really, really high.
01:23I can taste the $200,000.
01:24I could win this whole thing.
01:27And with that, let's get the fuck out of drag.
01:28No shame!
01:30I am willing to crawl through hot coals
01:33and broken glass to get to this crown.
01:35I'm ready to do anything.
01:36I'm so fucking proud of us.
01:38I'm headed straight for the crown.
01:39I'm gonna be like Han Solo
01:40taking off in the Millennium Falcon.
01:42I'm gonna do the Kessel Run in 12 parsecs.
01:44You know what I'm saying?
01:45You want a little?
01:45Just a little.
01:46Somebody's going home with $200,000,
01:47and baby, I want that person to be me.
01:50Me!
01:51Mine!
01:52Harder?
01:53Harder.
01:54I am ready for the lip sync smackdown, girl.
01:56I know this is where I excel,
01:58so I want all of you right now.
02:00Ha!
02:00Like, let's do it!
02:02I'm just trying to see
02:03what a beautiful crown would look like
02:04on top of my head.
02:06These girls better be scared.
02:08I'm a little bit afraid of me, too.
02:10You think these girls are gonna slay me in a lip sync?
02:12I think not.
02:14Ah, what's gooey?
02:16Mama, I got this in the bag.
02:18I know I do.
02:18And I'll take any of these bitches on.
02:21All Stars 10 is mine.
02:22Ah!
02:25Hey, sister.
02:27Are you okay?
02:28It's like, I feel like the competitions are in a heat.
02:30Oh, my God.
02:33Ooh!
02:34Chocolate fucking chips.
02:36Ooh, it's on the table!
02:37Let's do it!
02:37Let's do it!
02:38Let's do it!
02:39Let's do it!
02:39We made it!
02:41It's finale day, bitch,
02:43and I am so excited to be here.
02:45Of course, there's work to be done,
02:46but I think we're all just happy to be enjoying,
02:48you know, our last moments together
02:50before we all dog-stomp each other.
02:52Oh, my God.
02:52This is really the finale.
02:53We really made it through all those brackets
02:55and the semifinal.
02:56We're here, but there's still a lot of us.
02:58I know, it doesn't feel like a finale.
03:00And some bitches coming back.
03:01Oh.
03:01The fact that somebody's coming back is crazy.
03:03Who do we think it's gonna be?
03:04Nicole Piedsbrook.
03:05I think it's gonna be mistress.
03:06Fuck it, why not?
03:09Not this!
03:10Oh, my God.
03:11I didn't even know we had a doorbell.
03:13You guys ready to fight?
03:14We're gonna get started!
03:15Ding, ding!
03:23I'm getting fucking chills!
03:26Karma's a bitch, but thank God she's my bestie.
03:31I know y'all miss me.
03:34Hi, divas!
03:35The doll is back.
03:37Justice has been served.
03:39And the diva won the lottery card, honey.
03:41I am ready to come in and slay this competition.
03:44Oh, my God.
03:45So good to see half of you.
03:46Oh, thank you.
03:47She's a twin.
03:48I'm kind of gagging, because I'm like,
03:50this bitch probably has a vendetta against me
03:53and mistress for stealing her point
03:55in the preliminary rounds.
03:57Karma's a bitch.
03:58Now, I'm a little gagged.
03:59I was expecting mistress to be here.
04:01I thought that there was a little bit of an alliance
04:03with the Texas divas.
04:04That's what I had thought, Georges.
04:06Sister, I saw an opportunity,
04:08and I had to take it, mama.
04:09Even though Georges was rotted
04:11for doing that whole Texas Tango Alliance spoof,
04:14I'm able to get over this conspiracy
04:16because I have one shot to absolutely kill it,
04:20and I'm here to wake it up.
04:21Hello, hello, hello.
04:23Hello.
04:24You look fab.
04:27Good morning, all-stars.
04:29Good morning.
04:30I know, I know with you.
04:31And welcome home, Keri.
04:32Yay.
04:33Now, Keri, as our wild card lottery winner,
04:38you are back, back, back in the competition
04:40with an equal chance to win the grand prize
04:43of $200,000.
04:46Girl.
04:47Courtesy of RuPaul's Drag Race Match Queen.
04:50Available now.
04:52Now, to be this season's big winner,
04:53you've got to survive the final lip-sync
04:56smackdown for the crown.
04:58Yes.
04:59But before you go head-to-head and toe-to-toe,
05:01there's just one more thing.
05:04Oh, wait.
05:05Where's there?
05:06Here we go.
05:08Bitch, what?
05:09I need you to rate your fellow all-stars
05:12from top to bottom, side-to-side
05:14based on who you think
05:16is your biggest lip-sync competition.
05:18Oh, shit.
05:19Oh, shit.
05:19Oh, my God.
05:20Not this.
05:21That's right.
05:22It's Raider Queen All-Stars Edition.
05:25Oh, my God.
05:27Choose carefully,
05:28because the final rankings
05:30will determine how you face off
05:32in a lip-sync smackdown.
05:34What the fuck is going on?
05:38I just know these bitches
05:38are going to be shady as fuck.
05:40Doesn't matter who's your friend,
05:41because at the end of the day,
05:42the girls want to set it up
05:43for their own win.
05:45Can't trust none of these hoes.
05:47All-Stars, start your engines
05:49and may the best drag queen win.
05:51Woo!
05:54Baby, it is the finale.
05:57Today is the day.
05:58It is the lip-sync smackdown for the crown.
06:01I'm excited to be in the room
06:02with all the girls.
06:03Well, I have not come in
06:04as a lip-sync assassin
06:05on All-Stars yet,
06:06but, I mean,
06:07what other day to do that than today?
06:12You are definitely not unfamiliar
06:13to a Lala Perusa.
06:15No, no.
06:15I think I literally just completed one last season.
06:18Yes, yes.
06:18So you feel pretty prepared
06:19when it comes to this situation?
06:21You can never be too prepared, honestly,
06:22especially with this Raider Queen business going on.
06:24I know.
06:25I love it.
06:25It's going to get so messy.
06:26We have to take part
06:28in Raider Queen All-Stars Edition,
06:30and these rankings are going to determine
06:32how we face off in the lip-sync smackdown.
06:35I am the only queen in this competition
06:37that has done Raider Queen.
06:38You think I was the worst?
06:39No, no, no, no.
06:40Well, Miss Litya,
06:43it was not a pretty butthole.
06:45Some of the queens put me in the bottom that week,
06:47so there's a little PTSD with Raider Queen.
06:52Ginger, not gonna lie,
06:53I feel like you're one to watch out for for this
06:55because, bitch, you make numbers your own.
06:57Bitch, you be doing, like, all these cross-eyed shit.
07:00Cross-eyed shit is the key.
07:02It's not the cross-eyed shit.
07:03She's the horny toad, honey.
07:04Who are you confident you can beat in a lip-sync, Carrie?
07:06It depends on the song.
07:08I don't really see any specific queen as, like, competition.
07:11It's more what vibe am I gonna bring to life
07:13with what song.
07:14Gotcha.
07:15I feel like everyone is sort of a threat
07:17in their own accord,
07:18so it's kind of tough to boil down Raider Queen
07:21to just a specific strategy or formula.
07:24Exactly.
07:24This Raider Queen and these rankings
07:26are definitely going to play a part
07:28in how we all get situated on the bracket,
07:31and that makes me a little nervous.
07:34What if I'm going against a really close friend of mine
07:36or a sickening performer?
07:38I need to be a little bit more strategic
07:40than I normally would.
07:42Oh, my gosh.
07:43I'm just so excited.
07:44It's just everything.
07:45I feel like we could just taste that crown.
07:47What would it mean to everybody to win?
07:48Fucking everything.
07:49Girl, I dropped out of high school
07:51for this art form.
07:53You know what I mean?
07:54It would mean so much.
07:55But we were, like, 15 years old
07:56in our covers watching Drag Race
07:58being like, I want to be on that one day.
07:59Yes.
08:00So to win would be, like,
08:01full circle times a thousand.
08:02I don't know.
08:03I know that it would mean a lot for everyone, but...
08:04For me, it's, like, the idea of resilience
08:06and just proving to people
08:07that no matter if they think
08:08you should be doing something,
08:09that if you work your fucking ass off,
08:11you can get the payoff.
08:12Like, that's everything to me.
08:13I love proving people wrong.
08:14I second that.
08:15Winning is just an ultimate fuck you
08:17to anyone who ever didn't believe in you
08:18or didn't see it.
08:19But more than anything,
08:20it's a big fuck you
08:21to the own little part in ourselves
08:23that actually believed it.
08:24Yes, I love that.
08:25Drag has been the only thing
08:27that I've wanted to do with my life
08:29from the time I was a teenager.
08:31And then I finally reached the pinnacle
08:33and immediately had the rug
08:36swept out from under me, you know?
08:37And to be able to prove
08:40that as long as you keep going,
08:42anything is possible.
08:44Like, just fucking keep going.
08:47Just fucking keep going.
08:48Get back on the fucking horse.
08:49Okay.
08:50And I'm so glad you're back.
08:51I'm so happy to be back, bitch.
08:53We've all fought tooth and nail to be here.
08:55And to win on my fourth try
08:58would mean the world to me.
09:00But what I've learned through all of this
09:02is it's not about the destination,
09:04it's about the journey
09:05and sisterhood
09:06and being in this magical competition together.
09:09Okay, bitches.
09:10So we throwing down,
09:11we smacking down today.
09:13That being said,
09:14this lip sync smackdown for the crown
09:16is about to begin
09:17and I am going to whoop y'all's asses.
09:20Whoopeth thou ass.
09:23Bitch, who's motherfucking ready?
09:24Who wants to square up?
09:25Are we going right now?
09:26I need that.
09:26I need that.
09:27Bitch, I can have to look both of y'all.
09:28What happened?
09:29What happened?
09:29I need that.
09:30You need that right now.
09:32Hit her.
09:33Hit her.
09:33Yes!
09:34One chop.
09:35Yeah, bitches.
09:36It's time for a lip sync smackdown, bitch.
09:43Okay, okay.
09:45It is time to take part
09:47in the Raid of Queen All-Stars Edition.
09:50We could be put against each other,
09:51the best against the best.
09:52We could be put against each other,
09:54the best against the worst.
09:55We don't know.
09:56Now, we have to rate every queen
09:58from top to bottom,
10:00fiercest competition
10:01to least fiercest competition.
10:03And I do feel like I
10:04smell a little bit of a stunt.
10:07All right.
10:08I'm thinking about
10:09who is going to be
10:10the biggest competition
10:11in the music that I enjoy.
10:14Georgia.
10:16She's a killer.
10:16She's got it.
10:18Fuck it.
10:18Let's go with Aja.
10:19Girl, she's the one
10:20that I'm most nervous about, actually.
10:22I need to make sure
10:23that I make it to the end.
10:25Most of these girls
10:26have not seen my lip sync skills,
10:28so I think they're going to rank me low.
10:30Lydia Butthole Collins.
10:31So, I'm putting Lydia as number one
10:33just in case the bottom queens
10:34get matched up with the top queens
10:36because I think I can take Lydia
10:37in a lip sync.
10:38Ginger Minj.
10:39Her track record with lip syncs
10:41does not lie.
10:42I was originally thinking
10:43I was going to be
10:43kind of strategic about it,
10:45but I just don't know
10:46what any of these rankings do.
10:48In second ranking...
10:49Second is Georgia's.
10:52Lydia Butthole Collins.
10:54I am kind of going back and forth
10:56between do I play this fair
10:58and be honest and trustworthy
11:00or do I fuck shit up?
11:02Third.
11:03This is where it gets
11:04a little muddy for me.
11:05Ginger Minj.
11:06She's a chameleon.
11:07Is that the right decision?
11:08I don't know.
11:09Third ranking.
11:10I'm going to go ahead
11:11and give that to Aja.
11:12Ginger Minj.
11:13I feel like she could
11:14definitely outcamp me.
11:16All right, I'm going to rank
11:17fourth.
11:18Irene.
11:19I know the other girls
11:20aren't seeing it for Irene.
11:21So Irene's going to be
11:22my personality higher.
11:23I'm going to stick her
11:24just a little bit higher
11:26than I would normally.
11:28In fifth position,
11:29this is where it gets
11:30tough and sticky
11:32and I'm going to put
11:32my mace down
11:33to actually think about this.
11:34In sixth ranking,
11:36Georges.
11:37In seventh position,
11:38I am ranking
11:39Irene the alien.
11:40I am just more
11:41intimidated by everyone else.
11:43I don't want to put
11:43Irene last,
11:44but I mean,
11:45I did beat her once.
11:46And seventh is
11:47Carrie Colby.
11:49You know,
11:49I've seen the way
11:50how Carrie performs,
11:51so I'm not that worried
11:52about it.
11:53And that's the tea.
11:54And mama,
11:56that is the tea.
11:58And that's the tea.
12:01And that's the mother
12:02tucking tea, bitch.
12:04Welcome to the grand finale
12:08of RuPaul's Drag Race
12:09Tournament of All-Stars.
12:11Tonight,
12:11it's just the home team,
12:13starting with Michelle Visage.
12:15She's my MVPP.
12:17Yeah, you know me.
12:20Style superstar
12:22Carson Kressley.
12:23Are you a big Skorts fan?
12:25Oh, you know,
12:25I usually prefer a clam digger
12:27with a strappy sandal.
12:28And Drag Race's
12:31biggest cheerleader,
12:33it's Ross Matthews.
12:34Sisboomba, sis.
12:37All-Stars,
12:38start your engines
12:39and may the best drag queen
12:40win.
12:44Category is
12:45Smackdown
12:46for the Mother-Tucking Crown.
12:48First up,
12:49Aja.
12:50It's time for the lip sync
12:51Smackdown for the Crown.
12:53These bitches better
12:54watch out.
12:55Bosco.
12:55She should have
12:56worn a hat.
12:57Diabetic.
12:58I am going
12:59big game hunting
13:00and baby,
13:00these other girls,
13:01they're the prey.
13:02Ginger Minj.
13:04Irene the Alien.
13:06Now it's time
13:06for total annihilation.
13:09Georges.
13:10The girls better be scared.
13:11Who wanted was gooey?
13:12Dame Lydia
13:13Butthole Collins.
13:15Carrie Colby.
13:16Let me show you
13:17what a diva can do.
13:20This is fucking crazy.
13:24Welcome, All-Stars.
13:25Tonight,
13:26you'll face off
13:27in a series
13:28of seven lip syncs.
13:30In the end,
13:31one of you
13:32will be crowned
13:33a champion.
13:35Earlier,
13:35I asked you
13:36to rate
13:37your fellow All-Stars
13:38based on
13:39who you think
13:40is your biggest
13:41lip sync competition.
13:43Your combined rankings
13:45have determined
13:46tonight's lip sync order.
13:48Yes, honey,
13:49this bracket
13:49has been seeded.
13:50Oh, officially.
13:53Oh, my God.
13:53Because seeding
13:54is what?
13:55Fundamental.
13:57It's like
13:58NAACP basketball
14:00up in here.
14:01All right,
14:01listen up,
14:02gay people.
14:03This is a seeded bracket,
14:04so here's how it works.
14:06Number one
14:06goes against
14:07number eight.
14:08Number two,
14:09number seven.
14:10Number three,
14:10number six,
14:11and then four and five
14:12are paired together.
14:13And then the four winners
14:14move on
14:15to the next round.
14:16And then the winners
14:17of those two lip syncs
14:18lip sync for the crown.
14:19You got it?
14:20Now,
14:21let the smackdown
14:22begin.
14:25My queen,
14:26the all-star
14:27y'all ranked
14:28number one
14:28is
14:29Ginger Minj.
14:40Damn,
14:40y'all really trying
14:41to downplay a bitch.
14:42Girl,
14:42I'm guessing
14:43I'm going to have
14:43to show them again.
14:44Now, Ginger,
14:45you'll face off
14:46against the all-star
14:47ranked number eight.
14:48And that all-star
14:49is
14:50Carrie Colby.
14:56Well, yeah.
14:59Shit.
15:00The rest of you
15:01may take a seat
15:01in the gallery.
15:03Good luck.
15:04Good luck, baby.
15:05Good luck, Mama.
15:07You're twirling.
15:10Ginger,
15:11what do you think
15:12of your top ranking?
15:14You said
15:14surprise.
15:15Look at me, gal.
15:19I don't know
15:20if these girls
15:21ranked me number one
15:22because they truly
15:23believe that
15:24or if they are
15:24trying to set me up.
15:25Either way,
15:26I'm here for it.
15:27I will take you
15:28all down
15:29one by one.
15:32And Carrie,
15:33what do you think
15:34of your eighth ranking?
15:36You know,
15:37I am a wild card,
15:38so this is a wild
15:38placement.
15:39I'm here for it.
15:40Low-key,
15:41I know that Ginger's
15:41a frontrunner,
15:42but this could be
15:43that moment
15:43that sets me apart.
15:44And, baby,
15:45the diva is girdled up
15:46and ready to show you
15:47what she has
15:47up her sleeve, honey.
15:49Up her tuck it up.
15:51Now, let's find out
15:52who will choose
15:53the song.
15:55Oh, pit crew.
16:00Ladykins,
16:01in Bruno's golden hopper
16:03are two balls,
16:05one for each of you.
16:06Bruno,
16:07let's go.
16:08If I don't get
16:13the right song,
16:14Carrie could definitely
16:16out-sexy me.
16:17Oh, God,
16:18pick my ball.
16:20Oh,
16:21whose ball
16:22are you holding?
16:26Bruno is holding
16:28Ginger's ball.
16:29I wish I could say
16:30it was the first time.
16:32And that means,
16:33Ginger,
16:34you get to choose
16:35the song
16:36from our Lip Sync
16:37Smackdown playlist.
16:39Will it be
16:39Disease by Lady Gaga,
16:41Joyride by Kesha,
16:42Party Lights
16:43by Natalie Cole,
16:45Raise Your Glass
16:45by Pink,
16:46Show Me How You Burlesque
16:47by Christina Aguilera,
16:49or Whenever,
16:50Wherever
16:51by Shakira.
16:53Oh.
16:53In my head,
16:55I am sitting here going,
16:57you really need
16:58to set the tone
16:58for this whole battle.
17:00Pick something
17:01you know you can do
17:03and a song
17:04that I can just lay into.
17:05Big swings,
17:06no misses.
17:07What song
17:08do you choose?
17:11Disease by Lady Gaga.
17:12Disease by Lady Gaga
17:14is Ginger's choice.
17:17Two all-stars
17:18stand before me.
17:20Ladies,
17:21this is your chance
17:22to impress me
17:22to move forward
17:24to the next round.
17:27The time has come
17:28for you
17:30to lip sync
17:31for
17:32your
17:33life.
17:37Good luck
17:38and don't
17:39fuck it up.
17:41There are no more tears
17:52to cry
17:53I heard you
17:56begging for life
17:58Running out of
18:01medicine
18:01You're worse
18:04than you've
18:05ever been
18:06Scrape
18:08baby baby
18:09Make you
18:11gonna die
18:12Present on the inside
18:14I'm gonna be
18:14your antidote tonight
18:16I can play the doctor
18:17I can cure
18:18your disease
18:19If you were a sinner
18:21I could make you
18:23believe
18:24Baby
18:25I don't like
18:25one, two, three
18:26Eyes on
18:27black and ecstasy
18:28I can smell
18:29your sickness
18:30I can cure
18:31your disease
18:33No
18:34You are so tortured
18:43when you sleep
18:45Carrie put all of that
18:47beautiful 50 inch ponytail
18:48into a bun
18:49and she's leaving it up there
18:50Take the hair down baby
18:52It's hot in the club girl
18:53I can be the doctor
18:55I can cure your disease
18:57If you were a sinner
18:59I could make you
19:01believe
19:02Make you down
19:03like one, two, three
19:04Eyes roll back
19:05in ecstasy
19:06I can smell
19:07your sickness
19:08I can cure
19:09your disease
19:10Bring me your desire
19:12I can cure
19:13your disease
19:14If you were a sinner
19:17I could make you
19:18believe
19:18Make you down
19:20like one, two, three
19:21Eyes roll back
19:22in ecstasy
19:23I know
19:24your secrets
19:25I can cure
19:26You are a sinner
19:29I can cure
19:29your disease
19:29I can cure
19:30your disease
19:31I can cure
19:31your disease
19:31I can cure
19:32your disease
19:33I can cure
19:34your disease
19:34I can cure
19:35my disease
19:36I can cure
19:37my disease
19:38Yes!
19:39You are a sin!
19:40Yes!
19:41Work!
19:41Bitches!
19:43That was sick, man!
19:44You are a sin!
19:45I'm getting oop up, girl
19:46Oh, my God!
19:47I gotta do something, girl
19:50All Stars
19:51I've made my decision
19:56All-Stars, I've made my decision.
20:05Gingerman Shantae, you stay.
20:08Oh, thank God.
20:11I think you cured my disease.
20:14Well, I did.
20:16Condragulations, you've won the first Lip Sync Smackdown.
20:19Please step to the winner's box to await the next round.
20:22Keri Colby, you gave Ginger a run for her money.
20:30Yes.
20:31While you won't be moving forward tonight,
20:33you are and will forever be an All-Star.
20:38Now, sashay away.
20:41All right.
20:42Love you, Diva.
20:44Another one, thank you.
20:47My personal shot at the Hall of Fame in $200,000
20:51has come to an end this time around.
20:56Well, I feel nothing but gratitude
20:59because the judges said bring the doll back to life.
21:03And I feel like I got all the redemption
21:05that I was hunting and searching and craving and needing.
21:08Oh!
21:09All-Stars, please step to the stage for our next Lip Sync.
21:14Ladykins, the All-Star you ranked number two is...
21:21Dame Lydia B. Collins.
21:23Oh, shit.
21:26Work.
21:27I did not expect to be ranked number two.
21:29For them to think that I am up there,
21:32I'm gagged and a little confused.
21:34Lydia, you'll be competing with the All-Star
21:38that you all ranked number seven.
21:40And the number seven All-Star is...
21:46Irene the Alien.
21:48Y'all are shady.
21:51Well, the girls ranked exactly how I thought they would.
21:55I expected to be ranked seventh,
21:57and I picked Lydia in that higher ranking
21:59because I think I can take her on.
22:00So it looks like my strategy paid off.
22:03The rest of you may take a seat in the gallery.
22:06All right, now let's find out who gets to choose the song.
22:13Oh, pick, crew.
22:17Now, in Bruno's Golden Hopper are two balls,
22:21one for each of you.
22:22Now, Bruno, without peeking, cradle one ball.
22:29Show us that ball.
22:30Lydia, butthole Collins.
22:37Lydia, what will it be?
22:41Joyride by Kesha.
22:43So it shall be done.
22:47The time has come
22:48for you to lip-sync
22:51for your life.
22:57I am shaking in my cockpiece right now
22:59because this lip-sync is going to determine
23:02who makes it to the top four.
23:04I am going to send Teletubby back to Mars, bitch.
23:07Good luck,
23:08and don't
23:09fuck it up.
23:11Are you a man?
23:20Because I'm a bitch.
23:22I'm already rich.
23:24Just looking for that.
23:26This party sucks.
23:28I'm about to ditch.
23:30Don't, don't, don't
23:30don't even try to kick me shit.
23:32I've earned the right to be like this.
23:34Oh, you say you love me.
23:38That's funny.
23:39Well, so do I.
23:40I am in fight or flight at this moment.
24:10I have a lot in my arsenal.
24:11Just going to try to let it all out.
24:20I'm a bitch.
24:22I'm a bitch.
24:26I'm a bitch.
24:28I'm a bitch.
24:30I'm a bitch.
24:32I'm a bitch.
24:34I'm a bitch.
24:36I'm a bitch.
24:37I'm a bitch.
24:38You're good.
24:39You're good.
24:40You're good.
24:41You're good.
24:42You're good.
24:43You're good.
24:44You're good.
24:45You're good.
24:46Good job.
24:47What the fuck?
24:48Who cut the cable?
24:49Y'all need to pay your bills, bitch.
24:50Ladies, I've made my decision.
24:59Lydia B. Collins, Shantae, you stay.
25:02Oh, fuck.
25:03Okay.
25:08Period, bitch.
25:09I, Lydia Butthole Collins, am in the top four of the Tournament of All-Stars.
25:13I'm so gagged.
25:14Conjaculations.
25:16Now, please step to the winner's box.
25:18I love you so much.
25:20Congrats.
25:23Oh, my God.
25:24That's so awesome.
25:25Irene the alien, you will not be moving forward, but you are and will forever be a freak.
25:34And an all-star.
25:36Thank you so much for the opportunity to show the world what a fucking idiot I truly am.
25:42Now, sashay away.
25:45Good luck, Irene.
25:47Good luck, Irene.
25:49If it's true that losing is the new winning, then no one's a bigger winner than the 16th place, Irene the alien.
25:55Yes!
25:56The alien invasion is postponed for now.
26:01Even though I didn't win the crown this time, I couldn't be happier with how things shook out.
26:06Us early outs, we've got more to show you than you got to see.
26:11Sister!
26:12They got me, girl.
26:13She was bucking.
26:15How do you feel?
26:17I'm not going to lie, I'm pretty disappointed, but here I am.
26:19I think you did a fabulous job.
26:21That was a great lip sync.
26:23Girl, join the watching party of the tournament.
26:25My first guest, everybody.
26:27All-stars.
26:28Oh, here we go.
26:29Please return to the stage.
26:31It's time for our next lip sync.
26:36On deck, the all-star you all ranked number three is...
26:43Georges.
26:44Wait a minute.
26:45Okay.
26:47Georges, you'll be lip syncing against the all-star ranked number six.
26:52Probably Daya.
26:53Yeah.
26:54And that queen is...
26:58Aja.
26:59Oh.
27:00Well, yes.
27:01Oh, bitch.
27:03So the one bitch I did not want to face is Miss Aja, but I'm ready, mama.
27:08Let's put on a show for Miss Mother Rude.
27:11Fuck all you bitches who voted me that low. Y'all really played today.
27:14But it's okay, I'm saying a prayer for all of y'all.
27:16Spoken like a true mother superior.
27:19Now, let's see who gets to choose the song.
27:23Oh, pit crew.
27:27Bruno, show us what you got.
27:30Please, Bruno, please grab my ball, please.
27:37Georges.
27:39That means you get to choose the song.
27:42Yes.
27:43Let's do Party Lights.
27:45Party Lights by Natalie Cole.
27:46I'm sorry, Aja, but mama, I'm gonna have to send you back to the convent.
27:51Girl, buckle up. You ready?
27:52Here we go, girl. This is about to be a battle.
27:54Give it to her.
27:55Two all-stars stand before me.
27:58Ladies, this is your chance to impress me and move forward to the next round.
28:05The time has come for you to lip-sync for your life.
28:13The one person I didn't want to go against is Georges.
28:18She's an amazing performer.
28:19I think she's the only girl here that has the potential to take me out.
28:23But I have some tricks up my sleeve.
28:27Good luck and don't.
28:29Bug it up.
28:30Oh, wow.
28:32Oh, wow.
28:33See the holly night shining in the light.
28:40Make me feel alright.
28:43See the holly night shining in the night.
28:47Really out of sight.
28:50I see reflections going in the air
28:54Telling me the way to move
28:57I feel the spirit and it's everywhere
29:00Telling me it's time to prove
29:03I see the heart and the shine in the night
29:07Ooh, make me feel all right
29:09Whoa, I've got to leave here and I won't look back, no, no
29:14I'll sing tomorrow in the sky, yes I am
29:17I've got the sunshine and a paper set, would you believe?
29:21I've got the wings and I can fly
29:23Oh, yeah
29:25Let's get away, let's go
29:30Come on, party with the children
29:32Come on, party with the sound
29:35Come on, party with the children
29:39Come on, party with the children
29:41Here we go, here we go
29:43Ooh, yeah
29:45These bitches are turning it
30:01I'll sing that
30:03I'll sing that
30:04Yeah
30:05Yeah
30:06Yeah
30:07Yeah
30:08Yeah
30:12Good job, man
30:13Good job, man
30:14All stars, I've made my decision
30:19All stars, I've made my decision
30:23Georges, Chante, you stay
30:33Oh, bitch
30:34Thank you so much
30:38Conjagulations, you're advancing to the next round
30:41Yes, yes
30:42Please step to the winner's box
30:44Thank you, mama
30:45One bitch down, who's next, girl?
30:47Ginger, you want it?
30:48Lydia, you want it?
30:49Anybody could get it
30:50Aja, while you won't be moving forward tonight
30:55You are and will forever be one sickening all-star
31:01Now, sashay away
31:03I just want to say thank you so much
31:05I came here to fall back in love with drag
31:08And I just want to say, y'all made me fall deeply in love
31:11I'm gonna do my little walk-off
31:12See, I'm walking
31:13You know, I'm walking
31:14P.S., dot, dot
31:16I'm out this bitch
31:17Love you, Aja
31:18Love you, Aja
31:19Love you, Aja
31:20Honestly, internally, I am crumbling
31:23But all I can do is just walk away with my head up
31:26And just know that I did my best
31:31You're...
31:32Hello?
31:33Is the woman of the house here?
31:35What you gotta say, girl?
31:37What's it given?
31:38That wore me out
31:39I was like, girl, Georgia's little ass be carrying
31:41Just kidding
31:42Now
31:43Oh, shit
31:44Oh
31:45Diabetti
31:46Bosco
31:47Your fellow queens have ranked you number four and five, respectively
31:55Oh, no, Di is crying
31:57This is gonna be so hard to watch
31:59They're sisters, like
32:00And they are like sister, sisters, girl
32:03Diabetti, you were looking very emotional
32:05Why is that?
32:06Bosco means a lot to me
32:09She's taught me a lot about myself
32:11And what it means to actually have queer family
32:14And I just have the most immense amount of respect for her
32:18And...
32:20Just not the person that I wanna be doing this with
32:23But that's the name of the game
32:25And...
32:26I'm ready
32:27Bosco, is there anything you'd like to say?
32:30No
32:31No, I love you, girl
32:34I love you, too
32:35I fucking love you so much
32:36I love you, too
32:37I love you
32:38It's all with love, and we are family here
32:41Now...
32:42Let's see who gets to choose your song
32:45Oh, pit crew
32:49You know how this goes
32:50Bruno
32:51Get those balls rolling
32:56Bruno, hurry up, Missy
32:57Show us that ball, Bruno
32:59Show us that ball, Bruno
33:03Bosco
33:05Bosco, what song do you choose?
33:08Okay
33:11If I wanna move forward in this competition
33:13I have to put myself first
33:14And...
33:15It's...
33:16Not what I wanna do
33:17But I'm kind of a cunt
33:18So I'm gonna do it
33:19I'm absolutely gonna do it
33:21Let's show them how to burlesque
33:23Bosco has chosen
33:25Show Me How You Burlesque
33:26By Christina Aguilera
33:28Goddamn
33:29Bosco was born to do this song
33:31Here we go
33:32Two all-stars stand before me
33:34Ladies
33:35This is your chance to impress me
33:37And move forward to the next round
33:42The time has come
33:44For you to lip-sync
33:47For...
33:48Your...
33:49Life
33:50Good luck
33:53And don't
33:54Fuck
33:55It
33:56Up
33:57Underneath the city lights
34:00There is a love
34:01You know about
34:04Where rules don't apply at all
34:08And you can't
34:11Keep a good girl down
34:20She comes to the club
34:21Looking for a good time
34:22Gonna make that shake
34:23That money on a dime
34:24Gonna be a sugar daddy
34:25She can work it just fine
34:26Up on the table
34:27She'll be dancing all night
34:28Yeah, all night
34:29Wow
34:30Baby, no, it just comes alive
34:31Wow
34:32Under the spotlight
34:33We say
34:35Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
34:37Here come the ladies about to give a little show
34:39Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
34:41Here come the boys, they gotta show a little more
34:43More, more, more
34:44Oh my God
34:45Get it up, get it up, won't let you rest
34:47Hit it up, get it up, this is not a test
34:49Hit it up, get it up, gotta give me a boost
34:55A little bit of naughty
34:56Yes, a little bit nice
34:57She's a whole lot of glam
34:58Sweat, sugar, sex, pie
34:59Sweat, shimmy, she be stressed, shut
35:00Give a little up, put up on the table
35:02We'll be dancing all night
35:03I'm not gonna lie, diet is kind of bringing energy right now
35:06Show me how you put up
35:09Okay, girls
35:11Let's show them how it's done
35:13It ain't over till we say
35:15And we've only just begun
35:17Let me hear you say
35:18Get it up, get it up, this is not a test
35:32Get it up, get it up, gotta give me a boost
35:33yesterday, let's show me how you put the up
35:35Get it up, get it up, gotta give me the best
35:36So I'm getting the ass up, so behind it with us
35:39Yeah!
35:40Yeah!
35:41That's it!
35:43Worked.
35:45Wow.
35:46All stars, I've made my decision.
35:53All stars, I've made my decision.
36:01Bosco, Shantae, you stay.
36:06Congratulations.
36:07You're headed to the next round.
36:09Stay right where you are.
36:11Diabetti, you won't be moving forward tonight,
36:14but you are and will forever be family.
36:19Now, sashay away.
36:22Ru, thank you for changing my life
36:25and showing me that I belong somewhere.
36:26It just took me a long time, and I'm very thankful for that.
36:30Girl, I love you.
36:31Congratulations.
36:31Thank you so much.
36:34Kill it?
36:35Yeah.
36:36I guess Betty wasn't ready yet.
36:39Bitch.
36:40OK?
36:41OK.
36:42I didn't win the crown, but I am walking away here so proud of myself.
36:47And if I had to lose a lip sync to anybody, I am happy that it's Bosco.
36:52Hi.
36:53Hi.
36:54Hi.
36:55Betty, be ready.
36:56Aw.
36:57Betty, we got a seat right here for you.
36:59Come on, Daya.
37:00Come sit.
37:01Daya, that was hard to watch.
37:02It was.
37:03I'm really sad.
37:04But not because they lost.
37:05I just hated that that was me and Bosco.
37:06Yeah.
37:07Oh, my God.
37:08The TV.
37:09Oh, shit.
37:10It's time for round two of our lip sync smackdown.
37:13Ding, ding, ding.
37:14Bosco, I've consulted our bracket.
37:18Your next lip sync will be with Ginger Minj.
37:25Ginger, please step forward.
37:27No rest at all for the wicked.
37:28And here comes Ginger fucking Minj, one of the people that I really didn't want to lip sync
37:33against.
37:34Now, let's see who gets to choose the song.
37:36Oh, pit crew.
37:40Bruno, do your thing.
37:43Harder, Bruno.
37:45Faster.
37:46Reaching in without looking.
37:48Show us that ball, Bruno.
37:53Ginger.
37:54The ball says Ginger.
37:56Oh, good.
37:57Ginger, there are two choices left.
38:00Raise your glass by pink and whenever, wherever by Shakira.
38:05Bosco serves high-class, glamorous sex.
38:10Ginger Minj serves smoky, barroom, brawl kind of bitch.
38:16I know I look like Shakira, but I think I'll do raise your glass by pink.
38:21All right.
38:22Raise your glass.
38:23Two all-stars, stand before me.
38:26Ladies, this is your chance to impress me and move forward to the final round.
38:32The time has come for you to lip sync for your life.
38:44If I win against Ginger, I'm in the top two.
38:47Is it going to be an easy task?
38:49No.
38:50Is it a doable task?
38:51It absolutely is.
38:52Good luck.
38:53And don't.
38:54Fuck it up.
38:56eat up.
39:08Hold it up, bro.
39:20a gangster
39:20don't be fancy
39:23just get dancey
39:24why so serious
39:27so where's your boss
39:29if you are wrong
39:30and all the right
39:32ways are my underdogs
39:34we will never be
39:35never be anything
39:36but loud
39:38and many great
39:39and dirty
39:40little freaks
39:41won't you come on
39:42and come on
39:43and raise your glass
39:45oh shit my glass is empty
39:48so if you're too
39:52school for cool
39:54and you're treated
39:56like a fool
39:57you can choose
39:59to let it go
40:01we can always
40:02we can always
40:03party on our own
40:06so raise your
40:08so raise your
40:09glass if you are wrong
40:11in all the right ways
40:13are my underdogs
40:15won't you come on
40:16and raise your
40:17glass for me
40:19just come on
40:19and come on
40:20and raise your
40:21glass for me
40:24yay
40:25wow
40:30all-stars
40:31I've made my decision
40:33oh no
40:35can't wait to see
40:36how this turns out
40:37all-stars
40:39I've made my decision
40:40ginger men
40:46shantay you stay
40:48contragulations
40:51you are advancing
40:52to the final lip sync
40:53for the crown
40:54please step
40:55to the winner's box
40:56oh shit
40:57okay
40:58all right
40:59it's starting to get real
40:59there is only
41:01one more lip sync
41:02between me
41:04and the crown
41:04so who's it gonna be
41:06against
41:06Bosco
41:09my dear
41:10you won't be moving
41:12forward tonight
41:13but you are
41:14and will forever be
41:16an all-star doll
41:18now
41:19sashay away
41:21I just want to say
41:22thank you
41:23you've changed my life
41:24so much
41:24and it's been so much
41:25fun to be able to
41:26spend more time
41:26with you all
41:26and laugh
41:27it's been great
41:28for us to see
41:29them titties
41:30cut me around
41:32longer then
41:32love you mama
41:35yes baby
41:36it sucks
41:38but I'm really happy
41:39with everything
41:39that I showed
41:40and sometimes
41:41it's just
41:42not your moment
41:43I did really
41:44really well
41:44and more importantly
41:45than that
41:45I did better
41:46than Irene and Daya
41:47you didn't shave
41:48your back
41:48did I really not
41:49no
41:50well
41:50damn
41:51well shit
41:55oh diva
41:57they fucked
41:57orange group
41:58up tonight
41:58girl we just
41:59got our asses
42:00handed to us
42:01would have been
42:02so embarrassing
42:02for us to go
42:03on a tour
42:03if you were in
42:03fifth and I was
42:04in first
42:04here we go
42:08okay
42:09we're back
42:09okay okay
42:10fuck it's
42:11the sixth lip sync
42:12Lydia Butthole Collins
42:14and Georges
42:15please step
42:16forward
42:16it's the rematch
42:24of mommy's
42:24favorites
42:25and if I beat
42:26her once
42:27I could definitely
42:27beat her again
42:28so I'm ready
42:29bitch
42:29by the process
42:30of elimination
42:31your song is
42:33whenever
42:34wherever
42:34by Shakira
42:36you may not
42:37think by looking
42:37at me
42:38that I like
42:39this song
42:39but little known
42:41fact
42:41I am a Shakira
42:42super fan
42:43you guys
42:43you know
42:44Lydia was like
42:45obsessed with
42:45Shakira as a kid
42:46her big birthday
42:47out of Shakira
42:48birthday cake
42:48I am gonna wipe
42:50my hole across
42:50that damn stage
42:51two all-stars
42:52stand before me
42:54ladies
42:55this is your chance
42:56to impress me
42:57and move forward
42:58to the final round
43:00the time has come
43:02for you to lip sync
43:04for
43:05your
43:06life
43:07good luck
43:10and don't
43:12fuck it
43:13up
43:14can't you see
43:26I'm out
43:28I'm out
43:42you'll be
43:42Whenever, whenever
43:45We need to be together
43:47I'll be there and you'll be near
43:49And that's the deal, my dear
43:51You're all the, you're on the
43:53You never have to wonder
43:55We can always wave our ear
43:57But that's the deal, my dear
43:59Ha ha ha
44:01God, yes!
44:05Lucky for my mix
44:06Not only mumble
44:07These girl kisses like a thug
44:09Lucky for my breath starts more than humble
44:11So you don't confuse them
44:12I was so hot, bitch
44:31Am I a lesbian now?
44:32Oh, okay
44:35Tell me one more time
44:49I'll be lost in my eyes
44:53Whenever, whenever
44:57We're meant to be together
44:59I'll be there and you'll be near
45:01And that's the deal, my dear
45:03You're all the, you're all the
45:05You've got me head over heels
45:07There's nothing left to feel
45:09If you really feel the way I've been
45:11Wow, that was fucking crazy
45:27That was fierce
45:28Oh, do we get to see the result this time?
45:29Oh, all stars
45:31I've made my decision
45:32Georges, Shantae, you stay
45:39No way
45:40Oh my god
45:44Conjagulations, you're moving forward to the final lip sync for the crown
45:48Crazy
45:50Thank you so much, you guys
45:52You may join Ginger in the winner's box
45:55I love you, I'm so proud of you
45:56Congratulations
45:56Thank you so much
45:57I love you, bitch
45:58I love you, too
45:58Mama, I'm gonna be lip syncing for the crown
46:01Oh my god
46:02I can't believe it
46:03I cannot believe it
46:05Lydia, my dear
46:06You won't be moving forward tonight
46:08But you are
46:09And will forever be
46:11My favorite butthole
46:13That's saying something
46:17You are the reason
46:18For everything
46:20Thank you, all of you, so much
46:22I cannot say that enough
46:23Thank you
46:23Thank you
46:24Now, sashay away
46:26I love you, bitch
46:31Well, shit
46:32The remix, part two
46:33Electric Boogaloo
46:34Mwah
46:35To have made it this far
46:39In the tournament of all-stars
46:40I'm leaving with my head held very high
46:42Mostly because this wig is so heavy
46:44And I can't really move my head
46:45But
46:46I'm just proud
46:48We made it, bitch
46:50Hey, sister
46:53Good job, sister
46:54Congratulations
46:55Thank you, you too
46:56I'm honestly like, okay, yes
46:57I would have loved to have won that lip sync
46:58But I'm so proud of myself, too
47:00I can't
47:00Girl
47:00You know
47:01Oh
47:02Attention all-stars
47:04That's us
47:04Hi, mother
47:05Please report to the main stage
47:07For the final lip sync for the crown
47:10All right, mother
47:11All right
47:11I repeat
47:12Get your padded ass over here
47:14ASAP
47:15She's only talking to me
47:17Come on, sister
47:18Chug, chug, chug
47:19Let's go, baby
47:19Let's go, let's go
47:20Give it up for our top two all-stars
47:24Ginger Minj
47:25And Georges
47:26Oh, come on, dude
47:30How?
47:33All three foot of them
47:34Bitch, what's gooey?
47:35After surviving challenge after challenge
47:44One final lip sync
47:46Stands between you
47:48And the grand prize
47:49Of $200,000
47:52But no matter what happens tonight
47:55You're both going home
47:56A little bit richer
47:57Because this season's runner-up
47:59Will receive a cash tip
48:01Of $25,000
48:02Oh, my God
48:04Now, two all-stars stand before me
48:08Ladies, this is your last chance
48:10To impress me
48:11And prove to the world
48:13That you are a winner, baby
48:16The time has come
48:18For you to lip sync
48:20For the crown
48:23I came back to get my crown
48:26And, bitch, nothing is going to stop me
48:29From turning this out
48:30This is it
48:31It's going to take a silver bullet
48:32To put me down, bitch
48:33This is everything that I dreamed for
48:36Ever since I was a kid
48:37And Ginger Minj
48:38Is the only thing standing
48:39Between me and the crown
48:40So, mama
48:41I'm going to have to push this bitch
48:42To the side
48:43And snatch it
48:44Good luck
48:45And jump
48:46Fuck it up
48:48Hi, hi
48:53We're your weather girl
48:54And have we got news for you
48:57Better listen
48:58Get ready
48:59For your lonely girl
49:00And leave those umbrellas at home
49:03All right
49:04Good night
49:05It's raining men
49:06I love you
49:09I love you
49:10I love you
49:10I love you
49:11I love you
49:11All sources
49:12What sources now?
49:14This ain't the place to go
49:15We better know ya
49:16Cause tonight for the first time
49:19Just about half past three
49:22For the first time
49:25History
49:26It's gonna start raining
49:28It's raining men.
49:32Hallelujah.
49:34It's raining men.
49:35Amen.
49:36It's raining men.
49:38Hallelujah.
49:40It's raining men.
49:42Amen.
49:42Amen.
49:47I feel stormy weather moving in.
49:58I'm bound to begin.
50:00I'm bound to begin.
50:01Give a hundred.
50:04Don't you lose your head.
50:11Wrap up the roof and stay in bed.
50:14Wrap up the roof and let me know.
50:17God bless mother nature.
50:20She's the same woman too.
50:24She's the same woman too.
50:26She will raise the sky.
50:29So the beach and every warm eye.
50:33Find the perfect eye.
50:35It's raining men.
50:39It's raining men.
50:43Every special man.
50:45It's raining men.
50:48It's raining men.
50:49It's raining men.
50:49And it's raining men.
50:53Good.
50:54Everything's raining men.
50:55Yes!
50:57Wow!
50:58I mean, who cares about your back coat anyway?
51:02Whoo!
51:03God bless Mother Nature.
51:07Now, please welcome back to the main stage
51:10our reigning All-Stars champion,
51:13Angeria Paris Van Michael.
51:17Oh, wow.
51:19Look at her.
51:20Gorgeous.
51:22Gorgeous.
51:23Hi.
51:27Looking good, Angeria.
51:29Looking good yourself, Mama.
51:30And I ain't lying.
51:35The winner of RuPaul's Drag Race Tournament of All-Stars
51:38will receive a crown and scepter provided by Fierce Drag Jewels,
51:43a year's supply of Anastasia Beverly Hills Cosmetics,
51:46a coveted spot in the Drag Race Hall of Fame,
51:49and a cash prize of $200,000,
51:54courtesy of RuPaul's Drag Race Match Queen.
51:58Ginger, Gorgeous.
52:01I've made my decision.
52:04The winner of RuPaul's Drag Race Tournament of All-Stars is...
52:21Ginger Minj.
52:22You're a winner, baby.
52:23Ginger, is there anything you'd like to say?
52:39It's been 10 years of coming to this competition, and I'm fucking ready to reign.
52:44No friends, my queen, friends!
52:46I won!
52:47I won!
52:48I won!
52:49Finally!
52:51I've worked so hard for this,
52:53and to have it finally happen, it just exceeds every expectation.
52:58I feel like...
53:01a winner.
53:03We did it, Jo!
53:05Yay!
53:06I am living proof that even if the whole world tells you that you're not a winner,
53:09I am living proof that even if the whole world tells you
53:13that you're not a winner, you can make it happen for yourself.
53:17Now remember, if you can't love yourself,
53:19how in the hell are you going to love somebody else?
53:21Can I get an amen up in here?
53:22Amen!
53:23All right, now let the music play.