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Trevor And The Virgin
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00:00:00There's a rumor going around that Trevor Holt has the biggest you-know-what in school and here
00:00:18he is standing outside my dorm room naked. Out of the way! What are you doing? Look I'll explain later
00:00:28please don't tell her that I'm here. Tell who? Trevor? Please what's your name again? Martha!
00:00:33Trevor where the hell are you? Please Martha she's psycho. She's psycho? You're literally hiding under my bed naked.
00:00:40Look I'll owe you one okay just get rid of her and I'll do anything. Okay just tuck in your head. Thank you.
00:00:47Where is he? Where is who? Trevor. I saw him running this way. Gosh I don't know anyone named Trevor.
00:00:56Trevor Holt. Football player. Huge. No doesn't ring any balls. I mean bells. You're lying.
00:01:05Everybody knows who Trevor Holt is even girls like you. I haven't seen him. Also you've got a little
00:01:15I'm watching you.
00:01:24Granny panties? Seriously? How many of those boner killers do you own? None of your business.
00:01:32Cover up. No thanks for handling that Tilla situation. She's become a bit of an issue.
00:01:37Why did she ask for something like commitment? Oh actually she's my buddy's ex-girlfriend. I don't
00:01:43like her like that and she doesn't get the hint. She jumped me in the shower. I'm sorry I didn't.
00:01:49Anyway. What'll it be? Huh? I said I owed you one. I'm a man of my word.
00:01:55This is my chance. A favor from Trevor Holt. And he has the one thing I truly want.
00:02:06What can I do you for Martha? Drew Longhorn. Drew Longhorn? Yeah. Drew Longhorn.
00:02:12What about Drew Longhorn? I want to kiss Drew Longhorn.
00:02:15Sorry. Why do you want to kiss Drew Longhorn? He was my lab partner freshman year. We had
00:02:26chemistry. You had chemistry? Yes. Okay. You want his attention? Then we'll get his attention. But
00:02:35not in that. The guys like Drew they only go for one kind of girl and it's not. Forget it. Hey. No,
00:02:41let's just forget the whole thing. Hey. I'm an ass. Okay? I just meant that this stuff doesn't play up your
00:02:48assets. You know? You're really pretty. We need to show it. You're messing with me. I'm not. I swear.
00:02:57She's gonna have to trust me.
00:03:01Okay. First you show up at the party with me. Everyone's gonna notice when you're on my arm. And
00:03:06second, we need to go shopping. Shopping? One, two, three, go!
00:03:23Ta-da. Where did you get all this? That was my one nice stand box. Go on. Take your pick. That was my one
00:03:30one nice stand box. Go on. Take your pick. No thank you. I'm not parading around in your
00:03:38hookup trophies. What? These aren't trophies. These are just clothes that have been forgotten.
00:03:44It's also the kind of stuff that'll attract a guy like Drew Longhorn. So. I'm not wearing someone
00:03:49else's sex panties. I can 100% guarantee that the act of sex did not happen while the panties were
00:03:55being worn by the girl. No. Come on, Martha. This stuff's hot. Come on. Just wear it. Trust me.
00:04:04I've worn it. I haven't worn it. I lied. I've always wanted to wear something sexy like that.
00:04:10I just never had the guts. Turn around.
00:04:12Are your eyes closed? Oh yeah. Totally.
00:04:33Okay. Turn around.
00:04:39Wow. Trevor!
00:04:42What? There's nothing you haven't seen before.
00:04:44Just get dressed, please.
00:04:46And as you can tell, I have nothing to be ashamed of.
00:04:47Well, I have nothing to compare it to, so I wouldn't know, would I?
00:04:54Oh my god. Did I just tell Trevor Holt that I'm a virgin?
00:05:00No. I'm not doing this.
00:05:02Okay. I guess I'm doing this?
00:05:13All right, there's three things I need you to remember, okay? Three simple tricks to get any
00:05:23man's attention. You listening?
00:05:25Yep.
00:05:25Okay. One, eye contact. Not like that. And two, you need to smile at him. Oh, come on, this is serious.
00:05:36I'm very serious.
00:05:38All right. And three, find a casual way to touch him, you know? Quick hand on the arm, you know, brush it on
00:05:43his bicep. You know, he'll know what game you're playing if you do that.
00:05:46Why does that have to be a game?
00:05:49Because this is Drew Longhorn we're talking about here, okay? All he does is play games.
00:05:58You ready?
00:06:02Thank you for your help, Trevor.
00:06:04Wow. That was really good. I think you might actually pull this off.
00:06:10I spoke too soon. I got it.
00:06:14Thanks.
00:06:16Hey, everyone. This is my girlfriend, Martha.
00:06:33He's kidding, everyone. We're just friends.
00:06:35Oh, Marmar, stop being so coy. We're in love.
00:06:39What the hell is wrong with you?
00:06:40Just trust me. If Drew thinks we're together, it'll pique his interest.
00:06:43Yeah, but if Drew thinks I'm taken, he won't ask me out.
00:06:46It's better if Drew thinks you're with someone. Especially if that someone is me.
00:06:50Who's gonna believe this, anyway? Have you ever even had a girlfriend?
00:06:55No. Guys like me don't like commitment, remember?
00:06:58Trev!
00:06:59What's up, man?
00:07:00I see you brought a friend. Yeah, this is a...
00:07:06You look familiar. Have we met?
00:07:08Yeah, we had chemistry. We had science class. We were lab partners.
00:07:13Oh, yeah. My class was such a joke. Am I right?
00:07:18Yeah, definitely. Total joke. But I enjoyed working with you.
00:07:24One second. Two seconds.
00:07:27Got him. What did you say your name was again?
00:07:32Her name is Martha. Nice meeting you, Martha.
00:07:37Well, hey guys, we're playing a game of Drink or Dare in the next room.
00:07:40You care to join? Sure.
00:07:41No. Sweet. See you there.
00:07:48That was good, right? Have you played Drink or Dare before?
00:07:51No, but how hard can it be? I'm out of this.
00:08:01Oh girl, your girlfriend's here. So what?
00:08:04So she's gonna know I lied to her. So? Just ignore her.
00:08:09My turn. Tilla, drink or dare? I'm feeling thirsty, Drew. Drink.
00:08:16I want you to drink with...
00:08:18Trevor. Okay.
00:08:23I'm feeling thirsty, Drew. Drink.
00:08:26I want you to drink with...
00:08:29Trevor. Okay.
00:08:32Open up.
00:08:48I want you to drink with...
00:08:57Yum. Okay, my turn.
00:09:01You. Drink or dare?
00:09:04Uh, dare.
00:09:08Okay.
00:09:08I dare you to take off your panties and put them in the middle of the circle for the rest of the game.
00:09:15Hello? What are you waiting for?
00:09:20You don't have to do this.
00:09:22Yes, she does.
00:09:23Um, unfortunately, I can't do that to Tilla.
00:09:29Because I'm not wearing any.
00:09:30Oh!
00:09:35You're up next, Martha.
00:09:36Drew.
00:09:37Drew.
00:09:38Drink or dare?
00:09:40Drink.
00:09:42I want you to drink with me.
00:09:46My pleasure.
00:09:46This is my chance.
00:09:50To do what I've been dreaming about since freshman year.
00:09:58I should be happy.
00:10:20I should be happy.
00:10:23This is what I've always wanted.
00:10:25But...
00:10:28That was hot.
00:10:30Yeah.
00:10:31I hope I didn't make things weird between you two.
00:10:34No, it's fine.
00:10:35I always wondered what happened to you after that class.
00:10:39Never saw you around.
00:10:40I've seen Drew roughly 83 times since that class ended.
00:10:44Yeah.
00:10:45Me too.
00:10:46I'd love to hang out sometime.
00:10:47Yeah, I'd like that.
00:10:49Great.
00:10:50Give me your number.
00:10:56I just sent you a special message.
00:10:58Let me know when you get it.
00:11:00Trev has my phone.
00:11:01I'll be right back.
00:11:06Okay.
00:11:08Who's next?
00:11:10Trevor?
00:11:16Trevor!
00:11:17Oh, sorry.
00:11:21Trevor!
00:11:33You win, Tilla James.
00:11:36You win.
00:11:40You okay?
00:11:56I'm leaving.
00:11:56You can stay.
00:11:57I just need my phone.
00:11:58Okay.
00:11:59Where's my cigarette?
00:12:01I'll walk you home.
00:12:02Well, give them to me.
00:12:03No, you have to give them.
00:12:04I know they have them.
00:12:07Your advice didn't work.
00:12:08Just so you know.
00:12:11This is probably for the best.
00:12:13You two never would have worked out.
00:12:15And why is that, Trevor?
00:12:17Is he too hot for me?
00:12:20Too popular?
00:12:21Or is it just pathetically obvious that I'm a frumpy nerd and a stolen sex dress?
00:12:25No.
00:12:27To all three.
00:12:29You want to know my three reasons?
00:12:31Not particularly.
00:12:32One, he's a douche.
00:12:34Two, you're not a douche.
00:12:37You're doing great so far.
00:12:39Three, you guys had zero chemistry.
00:12:41That kiss was a hot mess.
00:12:43And I could tell you weren't that into it, so.
00:12:49You're right.
00:12:52It was kind of terrible.
00:12:55Oh, but that look on Tilla's face when you told her you weren't wearing any panties.
00:12:58Oh, priceless.
00:13:01How do you do it?
00:13:04Do what?
00:13:06Hide your emotions.
00:13:08They're just so easy to read.
00:13:12I noticed.
00:13:14I'm serious, Trevor.
00:13:15What's your secret?
00:13:17I want to learn how to not care about anything like you do.
00:13:22There is no secret.
00:13:24It's just who I am, right?
00:13:27Oh, before I forget.
00:13:31I'm sorry.
00:13:46Tonight wasn't what I expected, but thank you.
00:13:51Oh, you don't have to thank me.
00:13:53I owed you one.
00:13:55I guess I missed that.
00:13:58No, I'm glad you knocked on my door.
00:13:59Oh, even after everything that happened tonight?
00:14:02Yeah, because even though it was kind of awful, I got my first kiss.
00:14:10I'm gonna go.
00:14:13Good night, Trevor.
00:14:29It wasn't a first kiss.
00:14:40It wasn't a first kiss.
00:14:42And there it was, the thing I had been looking for.
00:14:59Chemistry.
00:15:00Between Trevor, the guy with the biggest you-know-what on campus.
00:15:04And me.
00:15:08The virgin.
00:15:17Rumor has it that every girl on campus wants Drew Longhorn.
00:15:23Every girl except me.
00:15:26Because after last week, I could not be more over Drew.
00:15:31Martha.
00:15:33Mind if I join you?
00:15:35So, where did you run off to after the party on Saturday?
00:15:39I had to go home to study.
00:15:42I have a big test coming up.
00:15:44What are you up to later?
00:15:45Probably more studying.
00:15:46Why?
00:15:48The wet party.
00:15:53The wet party?
00:15:55It's only the most exclusive frat party on campus.
00:15:59So, of course, I've never been invited.
00:16:02What about it?
00:16:04You in?
00:16:05I've never even wanted to go to a party like this before.
00:16:09But it could be the perfect way to get over.
00:16:12Wait.
00:16:13Is Trevor going to be there?
00:16:14Is Trevor going to be there?
00:16:16Holt?
00:16:17Nah.
00:16:18He's been ghosting me.
00:16:19Think he's out.
00:16:20Then I'm in.
00:16:21Excellent.
00:16:23Oh, and bring a friend.
00:16:27A female friend?
00:16:31What are those?
00:16:32Guess who just got us tickets to the wet party.
00:16:38Since when do you find frat parties fun?
00:16:40I just wanted to try something different.
00:16:42Like being drooled over by a bunch of chauvinist douchebags?
00:16:45Maybe.
00:16:48Does this have anything to do with Trevor Holt?
00:16:50No.
00:16:52Yes, okay.
00:16:54I just keep playing the night over and over in my head,
00:16:56trying to see what went wrong.
00:16:58I mean, things were going so well.
00:17:01We had chemistry.
00:17:09How could he just walk out on me after I asked him to?
00:17:13You know.
00:17:14Take your virginity.
00:17:15Just don't say that word.
00:17:17What word?
00:17:18What word?
00:17:19What word?
00:17:21For Jennifer?
00:17:22There's nothing wrong with being a virgin, Mar.
00:17:24Tell it to Trevor.
00:17:25He hasn't talked to me since that night.
00:17:27Oh, screw him.
00:17:28That guy's got a reputation for a reason.
00:17:30I'm just so used to achieving everything I set my mind to.
00:17:34I've gotten straight A's, scholarships.
00:17:35Why can't I get a guy?
00:17:37I don't think it works that way, Mar.
00:17:39You're right.
00:17:40And you know what?
00:17:41Forget this stupid party.
00:17:43I'd rather study anyway.
00:17:44Oh, no.
00:17:45We're going to that party.
00:17:48We are?
00:17:49Yup.
00:17:49And forget these dumb books.
00:17:51All you need are Deb's three simple rules for getting over any guy.
00:17:55Deb's three simple rules?
00:17:56Shh.
00:17:57Step one.
00:18:05Dress to impress.
00:18:06Okay.
00:18:08But don't do it for any guy.
00:18:10Do it for you.
00:18:12Step one.
00:18:13Dress to impress.
00:18:15Check.
00:18:17Step two.
00:18:18Find someone new to flirt with.
00:18:19Basic frat bro.
00:18:20Check.
00:18:21That's true, Longhorn.
00:18:23He's cute.
00:18:25He's a chauvinist douchebag.
00:18:27Your words?
00:18:28The thing a girl can't look.
00:18:33Step three.
00:18:35To really get over a guy, you gotta put yourself out there.
00:18:38Show the world who Martha really is.
00:18:43Oh, what's wrong?
00:18:46I already did that, Deb.
00:18:47I put myself out there with Trevor, showed him who I really am, and he rejected me.
00:18:51Yeah, but it's not-
00:18:52No.
00:18:54From now on, I'm a closed book.
00:18:56I just wanna play like we're supposed to.
00:18:58Great.
00:18:59This will be fun.
00:19:00Hey.
00:19:02And it's light work.
00:19:03All right.
00:19:03Just looking at the wrist of the ice.
00:19:05All right.
00:19:06All the shot on me and it bust down.
00:19:08Shock him on the clutch and it bust down.
00:19:10She don't let me, she just want me for the team.
00:19:12I know.
00:19:13I had to draw on a kick in that one lotto.
00:19:15Met it.
00:19:16All the wins at it.
00:19:17You the new Betty.
00:19:18bought this noise yeah.
00:19:38He wasn't supposed to be here.
00:19:40Trevor Holt. He wasn't supposed to be here, but now that he is...
00:19:47Martha! Glad you could make it. And you brought a friend.
00:19:52Drew Longhorn. In the flesh. And you are...
00:19:57Drew, this is my best friend, Deb. It's a pleasure, Debra.
00:20:02Oh, my God. What are you doing here?
00:20:06Hello to you too, Trevor.
00:20:08They're here with me, Holt. None of your concern.
00:20:12Can we talk? Alone?
00:20:15I need a refill anyway.
00:20:18Debra? Care to join me?
00:20:21But you came here with Drew? Really?
00:20:24Why? Jealous?
00:20:26After the kiss last week? No.
00:20:28He's right.
00:20:30That was pretty much the worst kiss of all time.
00:20:34I just thought it would be fun.
00:20:36Martha, this party, these people, it's not your thing.
00:20:40Oh, yeah? Well, maybe you don't know me as well as you think.
00:20:42Please, you're an open book. That's what I like about you.
00:20:46Trevor! Up for a round of beer pong?
00:20:49Did someone say beer pong?
00:20:51Hello?
00:20:53No.
00:20:54Yes?
00:20:55Maybe I'm not such an open book after all.
00:20:57Can't we talk about what happened?
00:21:00There's nothing to talk about.
00:21:01Just give me a second to explain.
00:21:03You.
00:21:04Who let you into this party?
00:21:06Who let you into this college?
00:21:08Have you ever even played beer pong before?
00:21:10There's a first time for everything.
00:21:12All right.
00:21:13It's two to a team.
00:21:15So who's it gonna be?
00:21:17The clueless nerd or me?
00:21:20Her.
00:21:21Fine.
00:21:22Drew, you're on my team.
00:21:23Let's do this.
00:21:24Deborah, are you in?
00:21:26Oh, uh, no.
00:21:27I am gluten intolerant.
00:21:29I'll just watch.
00:21:30You sure?
00:21:31Positive.
00:21:33You know what?
00:21:35What's up the stakes?
00:21:36What did you have in mind?
00:21:38What about strip beer pong?
00:21:41Oh, sweet.
00:21:42Come on, Tila.
00:21:44I'm game.
00:21:45You don't even know how to play beer pong.
00:21:47What are the rules?
00:21:48Every time we sink a ball, one of you removes a piece of clothing.
00:21:52Oh, yeah.
00:21:55And vice versa.
00:21:56So if Trevor makes it, nice trip.
00:21:59Seems easy enough.
00:22:00Come on, Holt.
00:22:01It's game time.
00:22:02Let's go.
00:22:03Ladies first.
00:22:12Hold on.
00:22:13Your form is way off.
00:22:15May I?
00:22:16Okay, that's not even fair.
00:22:31You practically gave that one to her, Trev.
00:22:33You're not afraid of a little competition, are you, Tila?
00:22:36Oh, please.
00:22:37Oh, please.
00:22:38Ladies.
00:22:39Ladies.
00:22:40Let me show you both how it's done.
00:22:48Oh.
00:22:49Great job.
00:22:50Good job.
00:22:51Mmm.
00:22:55My turn.
00:23:02Alright, Trevor.
00:23:03You know the rules.
00:23:05Ugh.
00:23:06You are so lame.
00:23:07You're up.
00:23:08Want another listen?
00:23:09I think I can handle myself.
00:23:10I learn quick.
00:23:11Okay, I call BS.
00:23:12There's no way an amateur like her could have made that shot.
00:23:16It's called studying, Tila.
00:23:17Ever tried it?
00:23:18Mmm.
00:23:19Game time.
00:23:20I guess I win.
00:23:21Oh, never mind.
00:23:22Stop.
00:23:23You cannot leave.
00:23:24Not now.
00:23:25Didn't you see what happened back there?
00:23:26Now everybody knows that Trevor Holt the guy with the one-night stand box doesn't want
00:23:43to sleep with me.
00:23:44Oh, Trevor, Trevor, Trevor, Trevor.
00:23:45Who cares, Marr?!
00:23:46Who cares, Mar?
00:23:48He told the entire school that he passed up the opportunity to sleep with you.
00:23:52Hey, the Martha I know doesn't give up.
00:23:56Okay? The Martha I know succeeds at everything she sets her mind to.
00:24:00The Martha you know is also still into some guy who rejected her.
00:24:05I should hate him. But I don't. I can't.
00:24:10A part of me still wants to be with him even after all that.
00:24:15This is serious, so hold my hand, okay?
00:24:18If Trevor can't see how amazing you are, Mar, then he doesn't deserve you.
00:24:22But I know there's someone out there who does. Okay?
00:24:26So just no, no, no like that. Okay, great.
00:24:29Oh.
00:24:30Remember step three. You gotta keep putting yourself out there.
00:24:34Okay?
00:24:38Okay, come on.
00:24:40Wait.
00:24:44I have an idea.
00:24:46Wait, where are you going?
00:24:48I'm putting myself out there.
00:24:50Yes! Here we go, girl.
00:24:54Okay, Martha. We can do this.
00:24:57Hey, everybody! Listen up!
00:25:02Wow, there's a lot of you.
00:25:03Okay.
00:25:04Um, uh, well, my name is Martha.
00:25:07And as you may have heard, Trevor Holt doesn't want to sleep with me.
00:25:13But there's more to me than that.
00:25:15So here it goes.
00:25:18Tilla James!
00:25:20You called me a clueless nerd.
00:25:22And you're right, I'm a huge nerd.
00:25:24I like to spend Saturday nights in my dorm room studying.
00:25:27I mean, last weekend was my first party.
00:25:29Can you believe that?
00:25:31I've been so busy studying that I think I've missed out on the important parts of college.
00:25:35Like, getting to know myself.
00:25:38I guess what I'm trying to say is...
00:25:42I am clueless.
00:25:46Especially when it comes to love.
00:25:49I've never slept with anyone.
00:25:50Or dated anyone.
00:25:51But I don't care that I'm a virgin.
00:25:57Because when the time is right, it will happen and it will be on my terms.
00:26:01And I don't care if somebody doesn't want to sleep with me.
00:26:04Or if somebody doesn't like me.
00:26:06Because I like me.
00:26:08Just the way I am.
00:26:16Putting myself out there?
00:26:18Check.
00:26:19I can't believe I just told everyone on campus that I'm a virgin.
00:26:22Yeah!
00:26:23Woo!
00:26:24Woo!
00:26:25Woo!
00:26:26Woo!
00:26:27Woo!
00:26:28Woo!
00:26:29Woo!
00:26:30Woo!
00:26:31Woo!
00:26:32Woo!
00:26:33Woo!
00:26:34Woo!
00:26:35Woo!
00:26:36Woo!
00:26:37Woo!
00:26:38Hi.
00:26:39I'm Trevor.
00:26:40Woo!
00:26:44Heather,
00:26:45Woo-
00:26:48Woo!
00:26:49What was線?
00:26:50Woo!
00:26:51Woo!
00:26:52Woo!
00:26:53Woo!
00:26:54Woo!
00:26:57Woo!
00:26:58Woo!
00:26:59Woo!
00:27:00Woo!
00:27:01Woo!
00:27:03Woo!
00:27:04Woo!
00:27:05Woo!
00:27:07Woo!
00:27:08everything changed when I met Martha Martha you're not just another one-night
00:27:14stand you're amazing and I'm sorry I pushed you away I just I didn't want to
00:27:19sleep with you because I wanted your first time to be special and this may
00:27:24sound stupid coming from me but I didn't want to rush it I really really like you
00:27:30Martha and I know I don't deserve it but if you just if you give me one more
00:27:34chance I guess what was that I said yes I will give you one more chance Trevor
00:27:41a hole
00:28:01Drew Longhorn I think you're funny charming and secretly sweet and hot like so hot
00:28:11most of you already know me but I'm drew and I really hate parties oh yeah I
00:28:27always get nervous and wind up saying things I don't mean making out with
00:28:31people I don't like but today was different because today I met someone I
00:28:38think I actually really do like so maybe I don't have to go to any more of
00:28:43these stupid parties I do love drinking though I know you guys think I'm like
00:28:54really mean or whatever but that's just because I'm brutally honest and if you
00:28:59don't like it so there it is that's how Trevor hold the hottest a guy in school
00:29:22started dating me the virgin but you'll just have to imagine the rest
00:29:29I wonder if I look different now that I've
00:29:40my god oh my god
00:30:00so much cheese
00:30:03sex with Trevor. Why would you say that? Oh my god, you're glowing. I want all the
00:30:10deeds. It happened. I'm not a virgin anymore. Where did you get that? I found it in Drew's
00:30:20closet this morning. What were you doing in Drew's closet this morning? Yeah, no, Mark,
00:30:25you're not changing the subject. So, how was it? It was nice. Is that his hat? Yeah, it's
00:30:33still smells like him too. Oh my god, you're so in love. Oh, Deb, I have to hop on the
00:30:40study buddy Zoom. I'll call you later. Yeah, not a chance, Mark. You still have two minutes,
00:30:43so hurry up and dish the dirt. Fine. It was romantic. I mean, Trevor is an amazing kisser.
00:30:53He does the thing where he kissed along my jawline. Oh my god. Mark two minutes off of the kissing
00:30:58onto the good stuff. The kissing was the good stuff. What? The sex wasn't good? It was not
00:31:06the best. In what way? Okay, so you know that rumor about Trevor about his? Yes. God, yes.
00:31:14Sorry. Yes, I know. So it's true? And it was kind of uncomfortable? Yeah. Honestly, Mark,
00:31:23it's pretty uncomfortable for every girl their first time, no matter what their size. I've just
00:31:29been dreaming about this moment for as long as I can remember, and then it just happened. And it didn't
00:31:37feel great. I'm sorry, Mark. I wish they told us that. I wish I told you that. But I'm not lying
00:31:45when I say it does get better, though it just may never get better when Trevor. What do you mean?
00:31:50I mean, you gotta find the right match. Emotionally and physically, and then that's when things
00:31:58start getting real good. What if it wasn't good for him either? I'm sure it was good for him.
00:32:05How do you know? He gave you his hat! Yeah, but he hasn't responded to any of my texts this morning.
00:32:13What if he woke up and he realized he's over me? Okay, first of all, he's probably still asleep,
00:32:18and secondly, I'm sending you an article on this. It is very sciency.
00:32:23I'm just gonna keep trying. That's what the article says! I'm gonna keep having sex with Trevor
00:32:29until we get it right. That's the spirit. Oh, Deb, I gotta go. I'm late for study buddies.
00:32:36Okay, call me later!
00:32:44Oh my god, seriously? You again? You're taking French 401?
00:32:49Yeah, Martha. I mean, who wouldn't want to take French porn?
00:32:52French what?
00:32:52French porn, the famous class on French cinema. I mean, it's all about hot French guys and threesomes.
00:33:01I think you're in the wrong class, Tilla. This is an advanced history class on the French Revolution.
00:33:07Oh my god. I can't believe I forgot that you're such a loser.
00:33:12Bye, Martha.
00:33:13Bye.
00:33:14Hi! I can see you! Hello?
00:33:32Hi! Can you see me?
00:33:34Hello? I can see you.
00:33:37Oh, is this video?
00:33:40Yes, this is a Zoom call for French 401. The class about the French Revolution, not porn!
00:33:45Sorry, I'm a bit of a virgin at this. Sorry, what?
00:33:48It's my first time. Uh, okay.
00:33:52Using Zoom.
00:33:53Right. Yes, of course. Uh, mine too, actually. Virgin. Still a virgin.
00:33:59What's this you're saying about porn?
00:34:01I was just saying that this is not a class on French porn. It's a class on the history of the French
00:34:06Revolution. Yeah, I know. I'm a history major. What's your major?
00:34:11Chemistry.
00:34:13I'm Brett, by the way.
00:34:16Martha.
00:34:20We should probably get to studying, huh?
00:34:22Yeah. So, what are your thoughts about Napoleon?
00:34:28Do you really think he had a small...
00:34:29I told you this isn't French porn.
00:34:32I was going to say army, but I can see your mind's on something else today.
00:34:39Oh yeah, sorry.
00:34:41You're glowing. You know that?
00:34:46Do you need to grab that?
00:34:47Actually, uh, apparently it's pretty important, so I might. I'll call you right back.
00:34:53I'll be here waiting.
00:34:54What is so urgent?
00:35:01Mar?
00:35:04Trevor's dead.
00:35:24Hey! How you doing today?
00:35:28Just another day without Trevor.
00:35:30Mar? It's time to take the hat off.
00:35:34I can't. It's all I have left of him.
00:35:36Yeah, it's been weeks, so just take it off and wash it.
00:35:41No.
00:35:44I still can't believe it. There he was, just walking across the street, carrying his one-night stand box,
00:35:50and then bam, hit by a bus.
00:35:52I thought it was a car.
00:35:54I think it was a bus.
00:35:55No, no, no. It was a car. A tiny car, like a Fiat.
00:35:58I still don't know why he was carrying the one-night stand box.
00:36:01I heard that when they found him, he had a pink thong on his face.
00:36:06Wonderful! The love of my life died wearing a thong on his face, and it wasn't even mine.
00:36:11It's like, I never knew love before Trevor, and now I will never know love again.
00:36:17One sec.
00:36:22Where was I? Oh, yeah. Maybe I should just join a convent.
00:36:26Do they take nuns if you're almost a virgin?
00:36:28Okay, Mar, I love you. I do. But enough is enough.
00:36:33I cannot sit here and watch you hollow in despair, okay?
00:36:39Trevor, yes, he's dead. And yes, that's sad. But it is time to move on.
00:36:45I can't move on, Deb. I loved him.
00:36:48You knew him for one week. He has been dead for four.
00:36:51He has been dead for longer than you knew him.
00:36:55Sorry, that's harsh. It's just that Trevor would want you to be happy,
00:37:01and he would want you to find love.
00:37:03Yeah, maybe you're right. Hang on one more second.
00:37:08Ugh, it's Brett. He's going to be late for our study Zoom again.
00:37:13Speaking of moving on.
00:37:16Oh, God.
00:37:17No, Brett is not my tights.
00:37:20What? Of course he is. He's hot and alive.
00:37:23He's also always late, would rather surf than study, and yet gets straight A's by practically sleeping through class.
00:37:30Okay, so you're just jealous because he's smarter than you?
00:37:33All I'm saying is that we don't have chemistry.
00:37:36Oh.
00:37:39What?
00:37:40Nothing. It's just, this is nice. I've missed you.
00:37:45And I've really missed not telling you about the 25 times I had sex with Drew Longhorn.
00:37:5025 times?
00:37:52Oh, 26, actually.
00:37:54Oh, my God. So, how's the sex?
00:37:57Oh, my God. It's amazing.
00:37:59Oh, really?
00:38:00Remember when I told you that when you meet your match, it gets really good?
00:38:04Well, he is my game set match. Tennis!
00:38:08What made the sex so good?
00:38:11Well, he takes direction very well.
00:38:13You give him direction?
00:38:15Of course. Yes. How else is a girl supposed to get what she needs?
00:38:19And girl, I got what I needed last night.
00:38:23Go on.
00:38:23You're blushing.
00:38:25What? No, no, no. But you should be.
00:38:28Why? Sex is a beautiful thing.
00:38:31What did he do that made it so good?
00:38:35Well, remember how you kissed him at the Drink or Dare party?
00:38:38Yeah, I remember.
00:38:41The night that Trevor pretended to be my boyfriend.
00:38:44Yeah. Remember this, like, crazy tongue thing that he did and you licked your whole face off?
00:38:48Mm-hmm.
00:38:50Let's just say that works better elsewhere.
00:38:55That was the night that Trevor gave me my first real kiss.
00:38:59The night that forever changed my life.
00:39:01Oh, my God. Martha, stop it.
00:39:04What? Am I just too sad for you?
00:39:07Yeah, actually. You're really sad, Martha. Because you know what? I'm your best friend and all we ever talk about is you.
00:39:13When was the last time we talked about me?
00:39:15Literally, just now.
00:39:17I have been sleeping with Drew for a month and you just heard about it.
00:39:21Because all we ever talk about is Trevor, Trevor, Trevor, Trevor, Trevor, Trevor, Trevor, he's dead, Trevor whole.
00:39:27I'm sorry that I'm trying to process the death of my boyfriend.
00:39:31He was not your boyfriend. He was just some guy that you lost your virginity to.
00:39:37You're being a bitch.
00:39:39Good. Bye.
00:39:48What do you want?
00:39:49Martha!
00:39:51Oh. Hi, Drew.
00:39:52What do you want?
00:39:53I was just calling to do a little undercover work.
00:39:56Yeah?
00:39:57You know, a little secret detective.
00:39:59Just tell me what you want, Drew.
00:40:01Okay, sorry. I was just wondering, what's Deb's favorite color?
00:40:05Oh, sorry. Uh, it's orange.
00:40:07Thanks. Sorry to bother you.
00:40:10Yeah, no problem. Sorry I snapped at you. I've just been having not a great day.
00:40:15That's Trev's hat, isn't it?
00:40:17Yeah.
00:40:18I miss him so much. I've never had a friend die before.
00:40:22Me neither.
00:40:24I gotta get something off my chest.
00:40:26What?
00:40:28Trevor's death was my fault.
00:40:29You were there?
00:40:30No, but he called me that morning. He told me that he was really serious about you, and
00:40:37I didn't believe that he'd be serious until he got rid of the one-night-stand box.
00:40:43We were gonna burn the box together.
00:40:46He got hit when he was on his way over.
00:40:48Drew, that doesn't make it your fault. That doesn't make it your fault.
00:40:53Oh, it feels like it.
00:40:55They say Trevor tried to get out of the way, but his ankle seized up and he couldn't move.
00:41:02Stupid old injury.
00:41:04Sorry, what injury?
00:41:05You know, Trev hurt his ankle during football.
00:41:08Really?
00:41:09Yes, and he hurt it again like three weeks before he died. You didn't know that?
00:41:13I didn't know him then.
00:41:14What? I thought you guys were in love.
00:41:17We met the week before he died.
00:41:20What a whirlwind romance.
00:41:22Yeah, I guess you could say that.
00:41:23So did you ever get to meet a twin sister?
00:41:25Trevor had a twin?
00:41:27Yeah, Taylor. Super hot. She goes to school here, too.
00:41:31I guess I didn't meet her.
00:41:33You know, I should probably introduce Deb to my family soon, too.
00:41:36Just in case.
00:41:38In case you die?
00:41:39I think we're ready to take the next step.
00:41:41To make it official.
00:41:44That's actually sweet.
00:41:46Yeah, I need to go buy her some orange flowers.
00:41:49Hey, Drew, what was Trevor's favorite color?
00:41:51The dude loved blue.
00:41:53You know, he was almost going to go to Duke just because of school colors.
00:41:56He almost went to Duke?
00:41:57Yeah, I guess there's a lot you didn't know about him.
00:42:00I guess so.
00:42:01Anyways, thanks for the intel, Martha.
00:42:04Catch you later.
00:42:09Oh, study buddies!
00:42:10Hey, I wasn't sure if you were going to make it.
00:42:21Yeah, sorry.
00:42:22I'm late.
00:42:22No, don't apologize.
00:42:24I've been late a thousand times.
00:42:27Something I'm working on.
00:42:30You okay?
00:42:31Yeah, Deb and I just got in a big fight about Trevor.
00:42:35Your ex-boyfriend who died?
00:42:36Yeah, and then Drew called me and told me that I didn't really know him.
00:42:41Wow, that's dickish.
00:42:43Oh, he didn't actually say that.
00:42:45And anyway, he's right.
00:42:46How are you and Deb in a fight about someone who's dead?
00:42:50She thinks I'm wallowing and I need to move on.
00:42:53Well, I think you should take as much time as you need.
00:42:55You know, someone once told me it takes half the amount of time you're in the relationship
00:43:00to get over them.
00:43:01So it should have taken me three and a half days.
00:43:08You're not kidding.
00:43:12I only knew him for a week and we were in a fight for like half of that.
00:43:16I'm so confused.
00:43:17And he wasn't even my real boyfriend.
00:43:19I mean, we had sex so he wasn't like not my boyfriend.
00:43:22Why am I telling you all this?
00:43:24No, this is good.
00:43:24This is good.
00:43:25It's starting to make more sense now.
00:43:27What, that I'm a fool?
00:43:28No, that you're still processing.
00:43:31You know, it all happened so fast.
00:43:32Give yourself time.
00:43:34It'll heal.
00:43:36Thanks, Brett.
00:43:39Oh, it's Deb.
00:43:40Do you mind if I answer this?
00:43:42Go for it.
00:43:42I'll just be here reading about Napoleon's small army.
00:43:47Hey, Deb.
00:43:52Martha.
00:43:53Hey, Mar, I am so sorry.
00:43:56I owe you a huge apology.
00:43:57Martha?
00:43:57Hello?
00:43:58No, I do.
00:44:00You were just trying to help me.
00:44:02And you know what?
00:44:02You're right.
00:44:03I barely knew him.
00:44:04Did you know he almost went to Duke?
00:44:05Duke?
00:44:06Ugh.
00:44:08Anyway, I'm really sorry for being a selfish friend.
00:44:11And I promise I will always be here to listen to stories about Drew's tongue game.
00:44:16I should not be listening to this.
00:44:18And I'm sorry too, Mar.
00:44:20Having sex for the first time is such a big deal.
00:44:23And then waking up the very next day and finding out that the guy you lost your virginity to is dead.
00:44:28Oh my god.
00:44:34Could you hear all of that?
00:44:35Yeah.
00:44:36No.
00:44:36Yeah.
00:44:37Yeah.
00:44:38I mean, I wasn't listening, but...
00:44:40How about you guys finish up your conversation and then we can pick this up?
00:44:43Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:44:43Okay, bye.
00:44:45Oh my god!
00:44:46Hey Deb, I really can't talk right now.
00:44:55Brett and I have a big project due tomorrow and he's late with his part again.
00:45:01Deb?
00:45:03Deb, what's wrong?
00:45:07Oh my god, oh my god!
00:45:10You're pregnant?
00:45:11I don't even know how to hold it.
00:45:13I peed on it.
00:45:14Oh, I thought you guys used condoms.
00:45:18We use so many.
00:45:20We have so much sex and use so many.
00:45:24Well, they do say the effectiveness is only 98%, so this is a fascinating case study.
00:45:29Martha!
00:45:30Sorry, not being helpful.
00:45:33Are you gonna keep it?
00:45:35I don't know.
00:45:36I have so many plans for my career.
00:45:38I don't think I'm ready to be a mom.
00:45:40Well, what did Drew say?
00:45:43Who doesn't know?
00:45:44Deb, you have to tell him.
00:45:45I can't.
00:45:46He's taking me to see his parents tonight.
00:45:49He's taking me to see his parents tonight.
00:45:51Eek!
00:45:52He told me they're super traditional and they think Drew's a virgin and they're gonna think that I
00:45:57corrupted their son.
00:45:58Okay, Deb, Drew loves you.
00:46:00I know he'll be supportive.
00:46:02And I'm sure his parents will come around too.
00:46:05Oh, that's him.
00:46:07What do I do?
00:46:08You tell the truth!
00:46:10Okay, I'll call you later.
00:46:11Okay, good luck!
00:46:17Well, hello my beautiful lady.
00:46:19I require your assistance in selecting the appropriate attire for this evening.
00:46:23What do you think?
00:46:24Blue?
00:46:25Orange?
00:46:25Orange.
00:46:26Orange.
00:46:27It matches my dress.
00:46:28Is that new mascara you're wearing?
00:46:31You look so older.
00:46:33Um, Drew B, I have something that I need to tell you.
00:46:37Oh, I already know what you're gonna say.
00:46:40You do?
00:46:41You're afraid my mom's gonna make you eat cheese.
00:46:44Cheese?
00:46:45But don't worry.
00:46:46I already explained the whole veganism thing to her anyway.
00:46:49And she totally gets it now.
00:46:50She's making vegan meatloaf for dinner.
00:46:52I love vegan meatloaf!
00:46:55So, are you excited to meet my parents tonight?
00:46:58Because they are stoked to meet you.
00:47:00Are you excited to meet my parents tonight?
00:47:03Because they are stoked to meet you.
00:47:05They're not gonna be very stoked about me.
00:47:09Are you kidding me?
00:47:10They're gonna absolutely love you.
00:47:12This is the first time I'm ever bringing a girl over.
00:47:14Oh no, really?
00:47:16Yeah.
00:47:17Oh, my mom's gonna absolutely adore you.
00:47:21Hey, you, my lady, are perfect.
00:47:25Trust me, okay?
00:47:27I'll see you soon.
00:47:28How'd it go?
00:47:35I couldn't tell him.
00:47:36Deb, it's his baby.
00:47:37You have to tell him at some point.
00:47:39Nope.
00:47:40I just gotta make it through tonight.
00:47:42Because his parents are so excited to meet me.
00:47:45And they won't be able to tell I'm pregnant.
00:47:47Because I'm just bloated.
00:47:50So, I will tell him when we get home.
00:47:54Oh, it's Brett.
00:47:55We got to finish this assignment.
00:47:58You got this, Deb.
00:48:00Okay.
00:48:03Got this, got this, got this, got this, got this, got this, got this, got this, got this.
00:48:26Oh, I think I'm gonna puke, Mar.
00:48:30Drinking on a Tuesday night, huh?
00:48:32Been there, done that.
00:48:34Oh, Tilla.
00:48:36Sorry, I thought you were Martha.
00:48:38What?
00:48:38Ew, no.
00:48:40Hey, hey, are you in the Longhorn's upstairs bathroom?
00:48:44Yes.
00:48:45I knew I recognized it.
00:48:47I puked there once during a rager.
00:48:49Mommy!
00:48:50So, is Drew having a party?
00:48:53I've had dinner with his parents.
00:48:55Oh, the food's that bad?
00:48:57No, I'm just not feeling very well.
00:49:00Anyway, what do you want?
00:49:02Well, uh, that's no way to treat your favorite study buddy.
00:49:06All right, listen, I need help on our French porn homework.
00:49:10Can we just talk later?
00:49:12You look different.
00:49:14What do you mean?
00:49:15You look different.
00:49:16What do you mean?
00:49:19Oh, my God.
00:49:21What?
00:49:22What?
00:49:22Are you pregnant?
00:49:23No.
00:49:25How can you tell?
00:49:27I have a six cents for these kinds of things.
00:49:29Oh, my God.
00:49:30Do you think his parents know?
00:49:32Oh, my God.
00:49:33You haven't told Drew yet, have you?
00:49:36Everything okay in there, babe?
00:49:38Yes, fantastic.
00:49:40I am just changing my tampon.
00:49:44Well, my mom said that, uh, she wanted me to bring you some seltzer water.
00:49:47She thinks you look a little flushed.
00:49:49No.
00:49:51Was it the meatloaf?
00:49:53No, Drew B.
00:49:55I'm just taking a real big poop.
00:49:58You just go back into dinner, and I'll see you in a minute.
00:50:02Uh, okay.
00:50:03Let me know if you need anything.
00:50:04Will do.
00:50:07Say no.
00:50:08She totally knows.
00:50:10Okay.
00:50:10Mrs. Longhorn is oblivious.
00:50:13She thinks all girls are angels.
00:50:14She even called me an angel one time after I threw up a liter of vodka in her bathroom.
00:50:20How do I get out of this?
00:50:22Just, uh, go back out there and tell them you were up late studying and you feel like
00:50:27shit and then go home with Drew and fess up.
00:50:30Okay.
00:50:32Thank you, Dilla.
00:50:33That was weirdly helpful.
00:50:36No biggie.
00:50:43Are you mad at me, babe?
00:50:46No.
00:50:47Is it because I kissed Martha one time?
00:50:49I didn't even know you back then.
00:50:51No.
00:50:52Did my parents say something that upset you?
00:50:54I ruined everything tonight.
00:50:56You didn't, babe.
00:50:57My mom loved you.
00:50:58She said that you're, you're like an angel.
00:51:01If only they knew I corrupted their son.
00:51:04Babe, what are you talking about?
00:51:09Check my purse.
00:51:18Um, what am I looking for?
00:51:24Oh my god.
00:51:28I'm so sorry.
00:51:30Yeah!
00:51:32Oh man.
00:51:33What?
00:51:34I thought you'd be devastated.
00:51:36What about your parents?
00:51:38Devastated?
00:51:39Babe, my mom loves babies.
00:51:43You know what this means though, right?
00:51:44Debra Davis, will you...
00:51:55Period!
00:51:57Period!
00:51:58Period!
00:51:59I have my period!
00:52:02Game, set, match!
00:52:05Stop, home, and happening.
00:52:15Hey, what's up?
00:52:17Guess what?
00:52:18What?
00:52:19I have an exciting study sesh planned for us tonight that doesn't include books.
00:52:23Um, how is that studying?
00:52:25You'll see.
00:52:26First, I need you to turn off all of your lights.
00:52:29Uh, what?
00:52:31Just, just do it.
00:52:33Quick!
00:52:36And then, turn on those little twinkly lights above your bed.
00:52:39Why do I get the feeling I'm not going to learn anything?
00:52:42Martha, a little trust please.
00:52:46So are you going to tell me what we're doing, or...
00:52:49The History Channel is streaming a Napoleon biopic,
00:52:51which covers everything in our current chapter.
00:52:54Really?
00:52:55Yeah, and I thought we could watch it together.
00:52:57That actually sounds fun.
00:52:59I'm going to send you the link.
00:53:01Ooh, I wish I had popcorn or something.
00:53:03Yeah, that would be nice.
00:53:06All right, I'm going to start it.
00:53:08Oh wait, hold on one second.
00:53:24Weird!
00:53:25This takeout delivery staff just showed up, and I didn't even order anything!
00:53:29I did.
00:53:32What?
00:53:33Yeah, I thought we'd get hungry, so I ordered us fresh food.
00:53:36Because of Napoleon.
00:53:38Uh, I'm sorry not to be a downer or anything, but this isn't studying.
00:53:43It's not supposed to be.
00:53:45Huh?
00:53:46It's a date, Martha.
00:53:50Hi.
00:53:51Oh, uh, sorry, I'm confused.
00:53:55I've been wanting to ask you out, but I wasn't sure if you were ready yet after Trevor,
00:54:02so I thought I'd act like it was a study thing and see how you felt at the end.
00:54:06That's actually really sweet.
00:54:09Brett, but this is not going to work.
00:54:12Why?
00:54:13Are you kidding me?
00:54:14We're study buddies!
00:54:15What's going to happen if this date doesn't go well, and then things get awkward,
00:54:19and we get a bad grade on the assignment, and then I flunk out of class?
00:54:22Okay, if we weren't study buddies, then would you be interested in me?
00:54:28Well, yeah, I guess.
00:54:32Why are you blushing?
00:54:34I didn't say the word virgin.
00:54:36Brett!
00:54:37Look, my motto is to live in the now, so worrying about how this could get awkward in the future,
00:54:42it's pointless.
00:54:43Uh, uh, okay.
00:54:44And if it does get awkward, I'll still be glad I tried.
00:54:48That's a bad choice.
00:54:50I live my life from one awkward moment to the next, and I do not recommend it.
00:54:55Well, you should.
00:54:56You know, tons of good things come out of scary conversations.
00:54:59Uh, such as?
00:55:00Such as going on a date with a girl you like.
00:55:03If you're not doing things that scare you, you're not living life.
00:55:10You know what?
00:55:11I guess you have a point.
00:55:14All right, let's do this date.
00:55:16Excellent.
00:55:19Bon Appetit.
00:55:22These reforms brought rejoicing to many.
00:55:24So, question.
00:55:27If you knew you were going to die in the next 30 days,
00:55:30how would you spend the next month?
00:55:31Well, this month I'm in the chem lab for like 30 hours, and then...
00:55:35But you're going to die.
00:55:36Dead.
00:55:38Why would you go to the chem lab?
00:55:39Because I'm mid-experiment.
00:55:41Martha, burn the planner.
00:55:44I like plans.
00:55:45I like to know what's going to happen next.
00:55:47Is this date putting you on edge?
00:55:49No.
00:55:50Are you having just a little bit of fun?
00:55:52Yes.
00:55:53But you don't know what I have planned next.
00:55:56Oh, no.
00:55:57No, I'm not going to do anything crazy.
00:56:00I just think sometimes you're so worried about checking off boxes
00:56:04that you're going to miss out on what's happening right in front of you.
00:56:06You're an eat dessert first kind of person, aren't you?
00:56:09You know it.
00:56:13Okay, if I was going to die in 30 days, I'd go to the beach more.
00:56:20Amazing.
00:56:21I'd spend all my money on an expensive designer jacket.
00:56:25There you go.
00:56:27And I'd find someone to kiss.
00:56:29A lot.
00:56:30Me too.
00:56:31Kissing's the best.
00:56:33Kissing's the best.
00:56:34I know.
00:56:36What's your favorite place to be kissed?
00:56:37Huh, I guess I'd have to say my sharp edges.
00:56:44What does that mean?
00:56:45My jawline, collarbone, even my fingers.
00:56:49It kind of reminds me where I start and stop.
00:56:54This is embarrassing.
00:56:55No, I think it's sexy.
00:56:57What about you?
00:56:58Where in the world would you like to be kissed?
00:57:01Like in your apartment or walking down the street?
00:57:06The ocean.
00:57:07Wow, that sounds dreamy.
00:57:09It is.
00:57:11Have you ever had sex on a beach?
00:57:12No, I'm kind of inexperienced, remember?
00:57:15Right, right.
00:57:17Well, don't, is what I was going to say.
00:57:20You don't have to do that.
00:57:21No, no, it's not.
00:57:22It's saying it's in your butt crack.
00:57:24It's horrible.
00:57:25Yeah, when they do it in the movies, it looks horrible.
00:57:30Hey, sorry.
00:57:32Yeah, I didn't mean to make you feel bad.
00:57:34No, it's fine.
00:57:35It is what it is.
00:57:36You know it doesn't matter, right?
00:57:37Sure, it does.
00:57:39Most people my age have had tons of sex.
00:57:41There you go, checking off those boxes.
00:57:43And that is also not true.
00:57:46My roommate is a virgin.
00:57:47Great, but I don't want to die only having had sex one time
00:57:51and only kissing two people.
00:57:53That's pathetic.
00:57:54What if you only kissed two people,
00:57:56but one of them was your perfect match?
00:57:58Okay, you know what?
00:57:59Let's say you're right.
00:57:59What if I did only kiss two people,
00:58:02and what if one of them was my perfect match?
00:58:05And now he's dead.
00:58:07No, I didn't.
00:58:08Yeah, you sure did.
00:58:09So yeah, I found my guy.
00:58:11We kissed, we had sex.
00:58:12It wasn't even that good.
00:58:14It never is the first time.
00:58:15Thanks, I've been told.
00:58:17And so now he's dead,
00:58:19and I can either have a thousand bad kisses
00:58:21or never kiss anyone again.
00:58:22And you know what?
00:58:23If any of those kisses are anything like Drew Longhorns,
00:58:25I think I'd rather kiss no one.
00:58:30Not even me?
00:58:31I think I'd rather kiss no one.
00:58:36Not even me?
00:58:39You did this, didn't you?
00:58:55I have no idea what you're talking about.
00:58:57The guitarist?
00:58:58Outside my window?
00:59:00Oh, come on.
00:59:01He has a sign that says,
00:59:03For Martha.
00:59:04Okay, all right.
00:59:05I asked my roommate to play romantic French music,
00:59:09but he insisted on playing Spanish guitar.
00:59:12That's really sweet.
00:59:13You know what?
00:59:14I tried, but failed.
00:59:16This has just been one complete disaster.
00:59:19No, it wasn't at all.
00:59:20Nope, it's okay.
00:59:21We can end this now.
00:59:22I'll call my roommate and we'd be done with it.
00:59:24No, don't.
00:59:25Please.
00:59:26This is actually one of the best dates I've ever been on.
00:59:30No one's ever really planned a whole night like this just for me.
00:59:33Look, I realize that you haven't been on many dates,
00:59:35and that is fine.
00:59:38But crying in the middle of it?
00:59:43It's not a good sign.
00:59:45And look, I should never have pushed you so far out of your comfort zone.
00:59:48It's not okay.
00:59:49I'm so sorry, Brett.
00:59:55No, don't apologize.
00:59:57No, you planned the sweetest date ever and I brought up my dead boyfriend and cried.
01:00:03Hello, I'm Martha and I ruin everything.
01:00:06No, you didn't ruin anything.
01:00:09Because that would mean I don't like you anymore.
01:00:11And I think I'm into you now more than ever.
01:00:14How is that even possible?
01:00:16Because you're incredibly real.
01:00:18And I'm not trying to figure out what you're thinking because,
01:00:22let's be honest, you say it out loud all the time.
01:00:26That's not a good thing.
01:00:28Well, I think it is.
01:00:33So, any other surprises?
01:00:36No, that was the last one.
01:00:39Then while our guitarist is on a break, I want to play you this new song I'm into.
01:00:44Okay, cool.
01:00:45But there's one condition.
01:00:48We have to dance.
01:00:49Like in our rooms?
01:00:52Or do you want me to come over?
01:00:54No, no, no.
01:00:55Stand up right here, right now.
01:00:58Dance with me.
01:00:58Okay.
01:01:10Wait, hang on.
01:01:11I got the best idea.
01:01:12I'm gonna get on with it after all this time.
01:01:14I'm gonna be all right, be all right, be all right, right.
01:01:21I don't need you.
01:01:22I don't need you.
01:01:24I don't need you.
01:01:25I don't need you.
01:01:26I don't need you.
01:01:27I don't need you.
01:01:29I don't need you.
01:01:30I don't need you.
01:01:31I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't need you.
01:01:34I don't need you.
01:01:38That was so much fun.
01:01:39Yeah.
01:01:40I haven't danced like that in a long time.
01:01:42Me neither.
01:01:44Hey, I had a really great time tonight.
01:01:46Like, really great.
01:01:47Yeah.
01:01:48Yeah, me too.
01:01:50Martha?
01:01:50Yeah?
01:01:52I really hope you kiss more than two people in your lifetime.
01:01:54Oh yeah?
01:01:55How come?
01:01:56Because I plan on being number three.
01:02:00I'd like that.
01:02:02All right, I'll talk to you soon.
01:02:03Hey, nerd.
01:02:15Why are you calling me?
01:02:17Well, I heard you and Brett are talking or whatever.
01:02:21And that is your business, how?
01:02:24Well, there's something you should know about Brett.
01:02:28What?
01:02:33Well, there's something you should know about Brett.
01:02:36I'll talk to you soon.
01:02:37I'll talk to you soon.
01:02:38I'll talk to you soon.
01:02:39I'll talk to you soon.
01:02:40Bye.
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