- 5/25/2025
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00:00:00There's a rumor going around that Trevor Holt has the biggest you-know-what in school.
00:00:17And here he is, standing outside my dorm room, naked.
00:00:22Out of the way!
00:00:25What are you doing?
00:00:27Look, I'll explain later.
00:00:29Please don't tell her that I'm here.
00:00:30Tell who?
00:00:31Trevor?
00:00:32Please, what's your name again?
00:00:33Martha.
00:00:34Trevor, where the hell are you?
00:00:35Please, Martha, she's psycho.
00:00:36She's psycho?
00:00:37You're literally hiding under my bed, naked.
00:00:38Look, I'll owe you one, okay?
00:00:42Just get rid of her, and I'll do anything.
00:00:43Okay.
00:00:44He's tucking your head.
00:00:46Where is he?
00:00:47Where's who?
00:00:48Trevor.
00:00:49I saw him running this way.
00:00:52Gosh, I don't know anyone named Trevor.
00:00:56Trevor Holt?
00:00:57Football player?
00:00:58Huge.
00:00:59No, doesn't ring any bells.
00:01:01You're lying.
00:01:02Everybody knows who Trevor Holt is.
00:01:03Even girls like you.
00:01:04I haven't seen him.
00:01:05Also, you've got a little...
00:01:06I'm watching you.
00:01:07Granny panties?
00:01:08Seriously?
00:01:09How many of those do you have?
00:01:10I have a ton.
00:01:11I don't know if I can keep up.
00:01:12I don't know if I can keep up.
00:01:13You're okay.
00:01:14I'm fine.
00:01:15You're fine.
00:01:16I'm fine.
00:01:17I'm fine.
00:01:18I'm fine.
00:01:19I'm fine.
00:01:20I'm fine.
00:01:21I'm fine.
00:01:22I'm fine.
00:01:23I'm fine.
00:01:24I'm fine.
00:01:25I'm fine.
00:01:26I'm fine.
00:01:28How many of those boner killers do you own?
00:01:30None of your business.
00:01:31Cover up.
00:01:32No, thanks for handling that Tila situation.
00:01:33She's become a bit of an issue.
00:01:34Why?
00:01:35Did she ask for something?
00:01:36Like commitment?
00:01:37Actually, she's my buddy's ex-girlfriend.
00:01:38I don't like her like that.
00:01:39She doesn't get the hint.
00:01:40She jumped me in the shower.
00:01:41I'm sorry.
00:01:42I didn't...
00:01:43Anyway.
00:01:44What'll it be?
00:01:45Huh?
00:01:46I said I owed you one.
00:01:47Am I a man of my word?
00:01:48I'm sorry.
00:01:49I didn't...
00:01:50Anyway.
00:01:51What'll it be?
00:01:52Huh?
00:01:53I said I owed you one.
00:01:54Am I a man of my word?
00:01:58This is my chance.
00:02:01A favor from Trevor Holt.
00:02:03And he has the one thing I truly want.
00:02:06What can I do you for, Martha?
00:02:08Drew Longhorn.
00:02:09Drew Longhorn?
00:02:10Yeah.
00:02:11Drew Longhorn.
00:02:12What about Drew Longhorn?
00:02:13I want to kiss Drew Longhorn.
00:02:14Sorry.
00:02:15Why do you want to kiss Drew Longhorn?
00:02:16He was my lab partner freshman year.
00:02:17We had...
00:02:18Chemistry.
00:02:19Chemistry.
00:02:20Chemistry.
00:02:21Chemistry.
00:02:22Chemistry.
00:02:23Chemistry.
00:02:24Chemistry.
00:02:25Chemistry.
00:02:26Chemistry.
00:02:27Chemistry.
00:02:28Chemistry.
00:02:29Chemistry.
00:02:30Chemistry.
00:02:31Chemistry.
00:02:32You had chemistry?
00:02:33Yes.
00:02:34Okay.
00:02:35You want his attention?
00:02:36Then we'll get his attention.
00:02:37But not in that.
00:02:38Guys like Drew, they only go for one kind of girl.
00:02:39And it's not...
00:02:40Forget it.
00:02:41Hey.
00:02:42No.
00:02:43Let's just forget the whole thing.
00:02:44Hey.
00:02:45I'm an ass.
00:02:46Okay?
00:02:47I just meant that this stuff doesn't play up your assets.
00:02:48You know?
00:02:49You're really pretty.
00:02:50You need to show it.
00:02:51You're messing with me.
00:02:52I'm not.
00:02:53I swear.
00:02:54I'm not.
00:02:55I swear.
00:02:56You're just going to have to trust me.
00:03:00Okay.
00:03:01First, you show up at the party with me.
00:03:03Everyone's going to notice when you're on my arm.
00:03:05And second, we need to go shopping.
00:03:09Shopping.
00:03:10One, two, three, four.
00:03:23Ta-da.
00:03:24Where did you get all this?
00:03:26It's my one-night stand box.
00:03:28Go on.
00:03:29Take your pick.
00:03:30It's my one-night stand box.
00:03:32Go on.
00:03:33Take your pick.
00:03:34No, thank you.
00:03:35I'm not parading around in your hook-up trophies.
00:03:39What?
00:03:40These aren't trophies.
00:03:41These are just clothes that have been forgotten.
00:03:44It's also the kind of stuff that'll attract a guy like Drew Longhorn.
00:03:47So...
00:03:49I'm not wearing someone else's sex panties.
00:03:51I can 100% guarantee that the act of sex did not happen while the panties were being worn.
00:03:56No.
00:03:57Come on, Martha.
00:03:58This stuff's hot.
00:04:00Come on.
00:04:02Just wear it.
00:04:03Trust me.
00:04:04I've worn it.
00:04:05I haven't worn it.
00:04:06I lied.
00:04:07I've always wanted to wear something sexy like that.
00:04:10I just never had the guts.
00:04:12Turn around.
00:04:15Are your eyes closed?
00:04:17Oh, yeah.
00:04:18Totally.
00:04:26Okay.
00:04:32Turn around.
00:04:38Wow.
00:04:40Trevor!
00:04:42What?
00:04:43There's nothing you haven't seen before.
00:04:44Just get dressed, please.
00:04:45As you can tell, I have nothing to be ashamed of.
00:04:47Well, I have nothing to compare it to, so I wouldn't know, would I?
00:04:53Oh, my God.
00:04:55Did I just tell Trevor Holt that I'm a virgin?
00:05:00No.
00:05:01I'm not doing this.
00:05:11Okay.
00:05:12I guess I'm doing this.
00:05:19There's three things I need you to remember, okay?
00:05:21Three simple tricks to get any man's attention.
00:05:25You listening?
00:05:26Yep.
00:05:27Okay.
00:05:28One.
00:05:29Eye contact.
00:05:31Not like that.
00:05:32And two, you need to smile at him.
00:05:36Oh, come on.
00:05:37This is serious.
00:05:38I'm very serious.
00:05:39All right.
00:05:40And three, find a casual way to touch him.
00:05:42You know, quick hand on the arm.
00:05:43You know, brush you on his bicep.
00:05:45You know, he'll know what game you're playing if you do that.
00:05:47Why does that have to be a game?
00:05:49Because this is Drew Longhorn we're talking about here, okay?
00:05:54Play games.
00:05:58You ready?
00:06:02Thank you for your help, Trevor.
00:06:05Wow.
00:06:06That was really good.
00:06:07I think you might actually pull this off.
00:06:11I spoke too soon.
00:06:13I got it.
00:06:14Thanks.
00:06:24Hey, everyone.
00:06:26This is my girlfriend, Martha.
00:06:29He's kidding, everyone.
00:06:30We're just friends.
00:06:31Oh, Marmar.
00:06:32Stop being so coy.
00:06:33We're in love.
00:06:36What the hell is wrong with you?
00:06:37Just trust me.
00:06:38If Drew thinks we're together, it'll pique his interest.
00:06:40Yeah, but if Drew thinks I'm taken, he won't ask me out.
00:06:42It's better if Drew thinks you're with someone.
00:06:44Especially if that someone is me.
00:06:46Who's going to believe this, anyway?
00:06:48Have you ever even tried?
00:06:50No.
00:06:52Guys like me don't like commitment, remember?
00:06:54Trevor.
00:06:55What's up, man?
00:06:58I see you brought a friend.
00:07:00Yeah, this is, uh...
00:07:01You look familiar.
00:07:02Have we met?
00:07:03Yeah, we had chemistry.
00:07:04I mean, besides, we had science class.
00:07:06We were lab partners.
00:07:07Oh, yeah.
00:07:08That class was such a joke, am I right?
00:07:11Yeah, definitely.
00:07:12Total joke.
00:07:13I'm sorry.
00:07:14I'm sorry.
00:07:15I'm sorry.
00:07:16I'm sorry.
00:07:17I'm sorry.
00:07:18I'm sorry.
00:07:19I'm sorry.
00:07:20I'm sorry.
00:07:21But I enjoyed working with you.
00:07:23One second.
00:07:25Two seconds.
00:07:27Got him.
00:07:29What did you say your name was again?
00:07:31Her name is Martha.
00:07:33Nice meeting you, Martha.
00:07:35Well, hey, guys.
00:07:37We're playing a game of drink or dare in the next room.
00:07:39You care to join?
00:07:41Sure.
00:07:42Sweet.
00:07:43See you there.
00:07:47That was good, right?
00:07:50Have you played drink or dare before?
00:07:52No, but how hard can it be?
00:07:54I got this.
00:08:02Conker, your girlfriend's here.
00:08:04So what?
00:08:06So she's gonna know I lied to her.
00:08:08So?
00:08:09Just ignore her.
00:08:10My turn.
00:08:11Tila, drink or dare?
00:08:13I'm feeling thirsty, Drew.
00:08:15Drink.
00:08:18I want you to drink with...
00:08:20Trevor.
00:08:22Okay.
00:08:24I'm feeling thirsty, Drew.
00:08:26Drink.
00:08:28I want you to drink with...
00:08:30Trevor.
00:08:32Okay.
00:08:36Open up.
00:08:48What's in it?
00:08:52Yum.
00:08:54Okay, my turn.
00:08:56You, drink or dare?
00:08:58Uh, dare.
00:09:00Oh.
00:09:02Okay.
00:09:04I dare you to take off your panties
00:09:06and put them in the middle of the circle
00:09:08for the rest of the game.
00:09:10Oh.
00:09:12Oh.
00:09:14Oh.
00:09:17Hello.
00:09:19What are you waiting for?
00:09:21You don't have to do this.
00:09:23Yes, she does.
00:09:25Um, unfortunately,
00:09:27I can't do that, Tila.
00:09:29Because I'm not wearing any.
00:09:31Oh.
00:09:35You're up next, Martha.
00:09:37Drew, drink or dare?
00:09:39Drink.
00:09:41I want you
00:09:43to drink with me.
00:09:46My pleasure.
00:09:48This is my chance
00:09:50to do what I've been dreaming about
00:09:52since freshman year.
00:10:16I should be happy.
00:10:18This is what I've always wanted.
00:10:20But...
00:10:22That was hot.
00:10:24Yeah.
00:10:26I hope I didn't make things weird
00:10:28between you two.
00:10:30No, it's fine.
00:10:32I always wondered what happened to you
00:10:34after that class.
00:10:36Never saw you around.
00:10:38I've seen Drew roughly 83 times
00:10:40since that class ended.
00:10:42Yeah.
00:10:45Me too.
00:10:47I'd love to hang out sometime.
00:10:49Yeah, I'd like that.
00:10:51Great.
00:10:53Give me your number.
00:10:57I just sent you a special message.
00:10:59Let me know when you get it.
00:11:01Trev has my phone.
00:11:03I'll be right back.
00:11:07Okay.
00:11:09Who's next?
00:11:11Trevor?
00:11:15Trevor!
00:11:17Oh, sorry.
00:11:21Trevor!
00:11:33You win, Tilla James.
00:11:35You win.
00:11:45You okay?
00:11:51I'm leaving.
00:11:53You can stay.
00:11:55I just need my phone.
00:11:57I'll walk you home.
00:11:59Give them to me.
00:12:01No, you have to give them.
00:12:03I know that you have them.
00:12:05Your advice didn't work.
00:12:07Just so you know.
00:12:09It's probably for the best.
00:12:11You two never would have worked out.
00:12:14And why is that, Trevor?
00:12:16Is he too hot for me?
00:12:18Too popular?
00:12:20Or is it just pathetically obvious
00:12:22that I'm a frumpy nerd
00:12:24and a stolen sex dress?
00:12:26No.
00:12:28To all three.
00:12:30You want to know my three reasons?
00:12:32Not particularly.
00:12:34One, he's a douche.
00:12:36Two, you're not a douche.
00:12:38You're doing great so far.
00:12:40Three, you guys had zero chemistry.
00:12:42You're a hot mess.
00:12:44And I can tell you weren't that into it, so...
00:12:50You're right.
00:12:52It was kind of terrible.
00:12:54Oh, but that look on Tilla's face
00:12:56when you told her
00:12:58you weren't wearing any panties.
00:13:00Oh, priceless.
00:13:02How do you do it?
00:13:04Do what?
00:13:06Hide your emotions.
00:13:08They're just so...
00:13:11Easy to read.
00:13:13I noticed.
00:13:15I'm serious, Trevor.
00:13:17What's your secret?
00:13:19I want to learn how to not care
00:13:21about anything like you do.
00:13:23There is no secret.
00:13:25It's just who I am, right?
00:13:27Oh, and before I forget...
00:13:41Tonight wasn't what I expected, but...
00:13:45Oh, you don't have to thank me.
00:13:47I owed you one.
00:13:49I guess I missed that.
00:13:51No, I'm glad you knocked on my door.
00:13:53Oh, even after everything
00:13:55that happened tonight?
00:13:57Yeah, because even though
00:13:59it was kind of awful,
00:14:01I got my first kiss.
00:14:03I'm gonna go.
00:14:05Bye.
00:14:07Bye.
00:14:10I'm gonna go.
00:14:12Good night, Trevor.
00:14:40That wasn't a first kiss.
00:14:54And there it was.
00:14:56The thing I had been looking for.
00:14:58Chemistry.
00:15:00Between Trevor,
00:15:02the guy with the biggest
00:15:04you-know-what on campus,
00:15:06and me.
00:15:09The Virgin.
00:15:19Rumor has it that
00:15:21every girl on campus
00:15:23wants Drew Longhorn.
00:15:25Every girl,
00:15:27except me.
00:15:29Because after last week,
00:15:31I could not be more over Drew.
00:15:33Martha.
00:15:35Mind if I join you?
00:15:38What did you run off to after the party on Saturday?
00:15:40I had to go home to study.
00:15:42I have a big test coming up.
00:15:44What are you up to later?
00:15:46Probably more studying.
00:15:48Why?
00:15:50The wet party.
00:15:54The wet party?
00:15:56It's only the most exclusive
00:15:58frat party on campus.
00:16:00So, of course, I've never been invited.
00:16:02What about it?
00:16:04You in?
00:16:07I've never even wanted to go to a party like this before.
00:16:09But it could be the perfect way to get over.
00:16:11Wait.
00:16:13Is Trevor gonna be there?
00:16:15Is Trevor gonna be there?
00:16:17Hold? Nah.
00:16:19He's been ghosting me. Think he's out.
00:16:21Then I'm in.
00:16:23Excellent.
00:16:25Oh, and bring a friend.
00:16:27A female friend?
00:16:31What are those?
00:16:33Guess who just got us tickets to
00:16:36Since when do you find
00:16:38frat parties fun?
00:16:40I just wanted to try something different.
00:16:42Like being drooled over
00:16:44by a bunch of chauvinist douchebags?
00:16:46Maybe.
00:16:48Does this have anything to do with Trevor Holt?
00:16:50No.
00:16:52Yes, okay?
00:16:54I just keep playing the night
00:16:56over and over in my head trying to see what went wrong.
00:16:58I mean,
00:17:00things were going so well.
00:17:02We had chemistry.
00:17:04Shh.
00:17:08How could he just
00:17:10walk out on me after I asked him to?
00:17:12You know.
00:17:14Take your virginity.
00:17:16Shh. Don't say that word.
00:17:18What word?
00:17:20Virginity.
00:17:22There's nothing wrong with being a virgin, Mar.
00:17:24Tell that to Trevor. He hasn't talked to me since that night.
00:17:26Oh, screw him.
00:17:28That guy's got a reputation for a reason.
00:17:30I'm just so used to achieving
00:17:33everything I set my mind to.
00:17:35I've gotten straight A's, scholarships.
00:17:37Why can't I get a guy?
00:17:39I don't think it works that way, Mar.
00:17:41You're right. And you know what?
00:17:43Forget this stupid party.
00:17:45I'd rather study anyway.
00:17:47Oh, no. We're going to that party.
00:17:49We are?
00:17:51Yup. And forget these dumb books.
00:17:53All you need are Deb's three simple rules
00:17:55for getting over any guy.
00:17:57Deb's three simple rules?
00:17:59Shh.
00:18:03Step one.
00:18:05Dress to impress.
00:18:07Okay.
00:18:09But don't do it for any guy.
00:18:11Do it for you.
00:18:13Step one. Dress to impress.
00:18:15Check.
00:18:17Step two.
00:18:19Find someone new to flirt with.
00:18:21Basic prepro. Check.
00:18:23That's Drew Longhorn?
00:18:25He's cute.
00:18:27He's a chauvinist douchebag.
00:18:29Your words?
00:18:31Step three.
00:18:33To really get over a guy,
00:18:35you gotta put yourself out there.
00:18:37Show the world who Martha really is.
00:18:39Oh, what's wrong?
00:18:41I already did that, Deb.
00:18:43I put myself out there with Trevor.
00:18:45Showed him who I really am.
00:18:47And he rejected me.
00:18:49Yeah, but it's not...
00:18:51No.
00:18:53From now on, I'm a closed book.
00:18:55Great.
00:18:57This'll be fun.
00:18:59This'll be fun.
00:19:03Hi.
00:19:05Hi.
00:19:07All right.
00:19:13Ahh!
00:19:15What?!
00:19:17Oh, my...
00:19:19Oh, my...
00:19:21Oh, my...
00:19:23Oh, my...
00:19:25Oh, my...
00:19:27Nice!
00:19:30Oh, yeah, man!
00:19:32I'm so excited!
00:19:37Trevor Holt.
00:19:39He wasn't supposed to be here.
00:19:41Trevor Holt.
00:19:43He wasn't supposed to be here.
00:19:45But now that he is...
00:19:47Martha!
00:19:49Glad you could make it.
00:19:51And you brought a friend.
00:19:53Ju Longhorn.
00:19:54In the flesh.
00:19:55And you are?
00:19:57Drew, this is my best friend, Deb.
00:20:00It's a pleasure, Debra.
00:20:03Oh, my God.
00:20:05What are you doing here?
00:20:07Hello to you, too, Trevor.
00:20:09They're here with me, Holt.
00:20:11None of your concern.
00:20:12Can we talk? Alone?
00:20:15I need a refill anyway.
00:20:18Debra?
00:20:20Care to join me?
00:20:22You came here with Drew? Really?
00:20:24Why? Jealous?
00:20:27After the kiss last week? No.
00:20:29He's right.
00:20:31That was pretty much the worst kiss of all time.
00:20:35I just thought it would be fun.
00:20:37Martha, this party, these people, it's not your thing.
00:20:41Oh, yeah? Well, maybe you don't know me as well as you think.
00:20:43Please, you're an open book.
00:20:45That's what I like about you.
00:20:47Trevor! Up for a round of beer pong?
00:20:50Did someone say beer pong?
00:20:52Hello?
00:20:53No. Yes?
00:20:55Maybe I'm not such an open book after all.
00:20:58Can't we talk about what happened?
00:21:00There's nothing to talk about.
00:21:02Just give me a second to explain.
00:21:03You. Who let you into this party?
00:21:07Who let you into this college?
00:21:09Have you ever even played beer pong before?
00:21:11There's a first time for everything.
00:21:13All right. It's two to a team.
00:21:16So who's it gonna be?
00:21:18The clueless nerd or me?
00:21:21Fine.
00:21:23Drew, you're on my team.
00:21:24Let's do this.
00:21:25Debra, are you in?
00:21:27Oh, uh, no. I am gluten intolerant.
00:21:29I'll just watch.
00:21:31You sure?
00:21:32Positive.
00:21:34You know what? Let's up the stakes.
00:21:37What did you have in mind?
00:21:39What about strip beer pong?
00:21:41Sweet!
00:21:42Come on, Toa.
00:21:44I'm game.
00:21:46What do you know how to play beer pong?
00:21:48What are the rules?
00:21:49Every time we sink a ball,
00:21:51one of you removes a piece of clothing.
00:21:53Oh, yeah.
00:21:55And vice versa.
00:21:57So if Trevor makes it,
00:21:59I strip.
00:22:00Seems easy enough.
00:22:01Come on, Holt. It's game time.
00:22:03Let's go.
00:22:04Ladies first.
00:22:12Hold on.
00:22:14Your form is way off.
00:22:16May I?
00:22:19Uh-oh.
00:22:30Okay, that's not even fair.
00:22:32You practically gave that one to her, Trev.
00:22:34You're not afraid of a little competition, are you, Toa?
00:22:37Oh, please.
00:22:39Ladies, ladies.
00:22:41Let me show you both how it's done.
00:22:45Okay.
00:22:48Uh-oh.
00:22:49Great job.
00:22:55My turn.
00:23:02All right, Trevor, you know the rules.
00:23:05You are so lame.
00:23:07You're up.
00:23:08Want another lesson?
00:23:09I think I can handle myself.
00:23:12I learn quick.
00:23:15Okay, I call BS.
00:23:17There's no way an amateur like her could have made that shot.
00:23:20It's called studying, Toa.
00:23:22Ever tried it?
00:23:24Game time.
00:23:28I guess I win.
00:23:32No, no, no, no, stop.
00:23:34You cannot leave. Not now.
00:23:37Didn't you see what happened back there?
00:23:39Everybody knows that Trevor Holt, the guy with the one-night stand box,
00:23:42doesn't want to sleep with me.
00:23:44Oh, Trevor, Trevor, Trevor, Trevor.
00:23:46Who cares, Mar?
00:23:48He told the entire school that he passed up the opportunity to sleep with you.
00:23:52Hey, the Martha I know doesn't give up.
00:23:56Okay?
00:23:57The Martha I know succeeds at everything she sets her mind to.
00:24:00The Martha you know is also still into some guy who rejected her.
00:24:05I should hate him, but I don't.
00:24:08I can't.
00:24:10A part of me still wants to be with him, even after all that.
00:24:15This is serious, so hold my hand, okay?
00:24:18If Trevor can't see how amazing you are, Mar, then he doesn't deserve you.
00:24:22But I know there's someone out there who does.
00:24:25Okay?
00:24:26So just no, no, no, like that, okay, great?
00:24:29Oh.
00:24:31Remember step three.
00:24:32You gotta keep putting yourself out there.
00:24:35Okay?
00:24:38Okay.
00:24:39Come on.
00:24:42Wait.
00:24:44I have an idea.
00:24:47Wait, where are you going?
00:24:49I'm putting myself out there.
00:24:50Yes!
00:24:51Here we go, girl!
00:24:54Okay, Martha, you can do this.
00:24:57Hey, everybody!
00:24:58Listen up!
00:25:02Wow, there's a lot of you.
00:25:04Okay, um, uh, well, my name is Martha.
00:25:07And as you may have heard, Trevor Holt doesn't want to sleep with me.
00:25:13But there's more to me than that.
00:25:15So here it goes.
00:25:18Tilla James!
00:25:20You called me a clueless nerd.
00:25:22And you're right.
00:25:23I'm a huge nerd.
00:25:25I like to spend Saturday nights in my dorm room studying.
00:25:27I mean, last weekend was my first party.
00:25:30Can you believe that?
00:25:32I've been so busy studying that I think I've missed out on the important parts of college.
00:25:35Like getting to know myself.
00:25:38I guess what I'm trying to say is...
00:25:42I am clueless.
00:25:46Especially when it comes to love.
00:25:49I've never slept with anyone.
00:25:50Or dated anyone.
00:25:52But I don't care that I'm a virgin.
00:25:56Because when the time is right, it will happen.
00:25:58And it will be on my terms.
00:26:01And I don't care if somebody doesn't want to sleep with me.
00:26:04Or if somebody doesn't like me.
00:26:06Because I like me.
00:26:08Just the way I am.
00:26:16Putting myself out there?
00:26:18Check.
00:26:19I can't believe I just told everyone on campus that I'm a virgin.
00:26:35Woo!
00:26:38Hi, I'm Trevor.
00:26:41Some of you may know me as something of a douche.
00:26:45I'll admit, I've been with a lot of girls.
00:26:47But that's only because before any of you knew me, back in high school, someone broke my heart.
00:26:55When I got to college, I slept my way around campus to prevent myself from getting hurt again.
00:27:00I even developed a bit of a reputation.
00:27:03And I was fine with that.
00:27:06But the other night, everything changed when I met Martha.
00:27:12Martha, you're not just another one-night stand.
00:27:15You're amazing, and I'm sorry I pushed you away.
00:27:19I just, I didn't want to sleep with you because I wanted your first time to be special.
00:27:24And this may sound stupid coming from me, but I didn't want to rush it.
00:27:29I really, really like you, Martha.
00:27:32And I know I don't deserve it, but if you just, if you give me one more chance, I...
00:27:35Yes!
00:27:37What was that?
00:27:38I said yes. I will give you one more chance, Trevor Holt.
00:27:43Yes!
00:28:02Drew Longhorn!
00:28:04I think you're funny.
00:28:06Charming.
00:28:07And secretly sweet.
00:28:09And hot, like, so hot!
00:28:13Ah!
00:28:18Most of you already know me, but I'm Drew.
00:28:22And I really hate parties.
00:28:26Bro.
00:28:27Yeah, I always get nervous and wind up saying things I don't mean.
00:28:31Making out with people I don't like.
00:28:33Bro.
00:28:34But today was different.
00:28:36Because today, I met someone I think I actually really do like.
00:28:39So maybe, I don't have to go to any more of these stupid parties.
00:28:45I do love drinking, though.
00:28:50Look, I know you guys think I'm, like, really mean or whatever.
00:28:55But that's just because I'm brutally honest.
00:28:57And if you don't like it, that's your problem.
00:29:00Damn!
00:29:13So there it is.
00:29:14That's how Trevor Holt, the hottest guy in school, started dating me, the virgin.
00:29:21But you'll just have to imagine the rest.
00:29:24I wonder if I look different now that I've...
00:29:28I wonder if I look different now that I've...
00:29:37I wonder if I look different now that I've...
00:29:58Hey, Dad.
00:29:59Oh my God, you did it, didn't you?
00:30:01Did what?
00:30:02You had sex with Trevor Holt.
00:30:05Why would you say that?
00:30:06Oh my God, you're glowing.
00:30:09I won all the deeds.
00:30:11It happened.
00:30:12I'm not a virgin anymore.
00:30:18Where did you get that?
00:30:19I found it in Drew's closet this morning.
00:30:21What were you doing in Drew's closet this morning?
00:30:24Yeah, no, Mar, you're not changing the subject.
00:30:26So, how was it?
00:30:28It was nice.
00:30:30Is that his hat?
00:30:31Yeah.
00:30:32It still smells like him, too.
00:30:35Oh my God, you're so in love!
00:30:39Oh, Deb, I have to hop on the study buddy Zoom.
00:30:41I'll call you later.
00:30:42Yeah, not a chance, Mar.
00:30:43You still have two minutes, so hurry up and dish the dirt.
00:30:47Fine.
00:30:48It was romantic.
00:30:50I mean, Trevor is an amazing kisser.
00:30:53He does this thing where he kissed along my jawline.
00:30:56Oh my God!
00:30:57Mar, two minutes off of the kissing on to the good stuff.
00:30:59The kissing was the good stuff.
00:31:03What? The sex wasn't good?
00:31:05It was not the best.
00:31:08What way?
00:31:09Okay, so you know that rumor about Trevor, about his...
00:31:12Yes!
00:31:13God, yes.
00:31:14Sorry, yes, I know.
00:31:15So it's true?
00:31:17And it was kind of...
00:31:20uncomfortable?
00:31:21Yeah.
00:31:22Honestly, Mar, it's pretty uncomfortable for every girl their first time, no matter what their size.
00:31:28I've just been dreaming about this moment for as long as I can remember,
00:31:33and then it just happened.
00:31:35And it didn't feel great.
00:31:38I'm sorry, Mar.
00:31:40I wish they told us that.
00:31:41I wish I told you that!
00:31:43But I'm not lying when I say it does get better,
00:31:46though it just may never get better with Trevor.
00:31:49What do you mean?
00:31:50I mean you gotta find the right match,
00:31:53emotionally and physically,
00:31:56and then that's when things start getting real good.
00:32:00What if it wasn't good for him, either?
00:32:03I'm sure it was good for him.
00:32:05How do you know?
00:32:07He gave you his hat!
00:32:09Yeah, but he hasn't responded to any of my texts this morning.
00:32:12What if he woke up and he realized he's over me?
00:32:16Okay, first of all, he's probably still asleep,
00:32:18and secondly, I'm sending you an article on this.
00:32:20It is very sciency.
00:32:23I'm just gonna keep trying.
00:32:26That's what the article says!
00:32:28I'm gonna keep having sex with Trevor until we get it right.
00:32:31That's the spirit!
00:32:33Oh, Deb, I gotta go. I'm late for study buddies.
00:32:36Okay, call me later!
00:32:44Oh my god, seriously? You again?
00:32:47You're taking French 401?
00:32:49Yeah, Martha. I mean, who wouldn't want to take French porn?
00:32:52French what?
00:32:53French porn. The famous class on French cinema.
00:32:57I mean, it's all about hot French guys and threesomes.
00:33:02I think you're in the wrong class, Tila.
00:33:04This is an advanced history class on the French Revolution.
00:33:07Oh my god.
00:33:09I can't believe I forgot that you're such a loser.
00:33:12Bye, Martha!
00:33:13Bye!
00:33:18Hi! I can see you! Hello?
00:33:26Hi! Can you see me?
00:33:28Hello?
00:33:30I can see you.
00:33:32Oh. Is this video?
00:33:35Yes, this is a Zoom call for French 401.
00:33:37The class about the French Revolution, not porn!
00:33:39Sorry, I'm a bit of a virgin at this.
00:33:42Sorry, what?
00:33:43It's my first time.
00:33:45Uh, okay?
00:33:47Using Zoom.
00:33:49Right, yes, of course.
00:33:51Uh, mine too, actually.
00:33:53Virgin. Still a virgin.
00:33:55What's this you're saying about porn?
00:33:57I was just saying that this is not a class on French porn.
00:34:00It's a class on the history of the French Revolution.
00:34:02Yeah, I know. I'm a history major.
00:34:05What's your major?
00:34:07Chemistry.
00:34:08Chemistry.
00:34:09History major.
00:34:10What's your major?
00:34:11Chemistry.
00:34:13I'm Brett, by the way.
00:34:16Martha.
00:34:20We should probably get to studying, huh?
00:34:22Yeah.
00:34:24So, what are your thoughts about Napoleon?
00:34:28Do you really think he had a small...
00:34:30I told you, this isn't French porn!
00:34:33I was going to say army.
00:34:36But I can see your mind's on something else today.
00:34:39Oh yeah, sorry.
00:34:41You're glowing. You know that?
00:34:46Do you need to grab that?
00:34:47Actually, apparently it's pretty important, so I might.
00:34:52I'll call you right back.
00:34:53I'll be here waiting.
00:34:58What is so urgent?
00:35:01Mar?
00:35:04Trevor's dead.
00:35:25Hey! How you doing today?
00:35:28Just another day without Trevor.
00:35:30Mar, it's time to take the hat off.
00:35:33I can't. It's all I have left of him.
00:35:36Yeah, it's been weeks.
00:35:38So, just take it off and wash it.
00:35:41No.
00:35:44I still can't believe it.
00:35:45There he was, just walking across the street,
00:35:48carrying his one-night stand box, and then bam!
00:35:51Hit by a bus.
00:35:53I thought it was a car.
00:35:54I think it was a bus.
00:35:55No, no, no. It was a car. A tiny car, like a Fiat.
00:35:58I still don't know why he was carrying the one-night stand box.
00:36:01I heard that when they found him, he had a pink thong on his face.
00:36:05Wonderful! The love of my life died wearing a thong on his face,
00:36:09and it wasn't even mine.
00:36:11It's like I never knew love before Trevor,
00:36:15and now I will never know love again.
00:36:17One sec.
00:36:22Where was I? Oh, yeah.
00:36:24Maybe I should just join a convent.
00:36:26Do they take nuns if you're almost a virgin?
00:36:29Okay. Mar, I love you. I do.
00:36:32But enough is enough.
00:36:33I cannot sit here and watch you hollow in despair, okay?
00:36:39Trevor, yes, he's dead, and yes, that's sad,
00:36:42but it is time to move on.
00:36:45I can't move on, Deb. I loved him.
00:36:48You knew him for one week. He has been dead for four.
00:36:51He has been dead for longer than you knew him.
00:36:55Sorry, that's harsh.
00:36:57It's just that Trevor would want you to be happy,
00:37:01and he would want you to find love.
00:37:04Yeah, maybe you're right.
00:37:07Hang on one more second.
00:37:10It's Brett. He's going to be late for our study zoom again.
00:37:14Speaking of moving on...
00:37:17Oh, my God.
00:37:18No way. Brett is not my choice.
00:37:21Of course he is. He's hot. And alive.
00:37:24He's also always late, would rather surf than study,
00:37:28and yet gets straight A's by practically sleeping through class.
00:37:31So you're just jealous because he's smarter than you?
00:37:34All I'm saying is that we don't have chemistry.
00:37:37Oh.
00:37:39What?
00:37:40Nothing. It's just...
00:37:42This is nice. I've missed you.
00:37:45And I've really missed not telling you about the 25 times I had sex with Dream Longhorn.
00:37:5025 times?
00:37:52Oh, 26 actually.
00:37:54Oh, my God.
00:37:55So, how was the sex?
00:37:57Oh, my God. It's amazing.
00:37:59Really?
00:38:00Remember when I told you that when you meet your match, it gets really good?
00:38:04Well, he is my game, set, match.
00:38:06Tennis!
00:38:08What made the sex so good?
00:38:11Well, he takes direction very well.
00:38:13You give him direction?
00:38:15Of course. Yes.
00:38:16How else is a girl supposed to get what she needs?
00:38:19And girl, I got what I needed last night.
00:38:22Go off.
00:38:24You're blushing.
00:38:25What? No, no, no.
00:38:26But you should be.
00:38:28Why? Sex is a beautiful thing.
00:38:31What did he do that made it so good?
00:38:35Well, remember how you kissed him at the drink-or-dare party?
00:38:38Yeah, I remember.
00:38:41The night that Trevor pretended to be my boyfriend.
00:38:44Yeah, remember this, like, crazy tongue thing that he did and he licked your whole face off?
00:38:48Mm-hmm.
00:38:49Let's just say that works better elsewhere.
00:38:54That was the night that Trevor gave me my first real kiss.
00:38:58The night that forever changed my life.
00:39:01Oh, my God. Martha, stop it.
00:39:04What? Am I just too sad for you?
00:39:06Yeah, actually. You're really sad, Martha.
00:39:09Because you know what? I'm your best friend, and all we ever talk about is you.
00:39:12When was the last time we talked about me?
00:39:14Literally just now.
00:39:16I have been sleeping with Drew for a month, and you just heard about it.
00:39:20Because all we ever talk about is Trevor, Trevor, Trevor, Trevor, Trevor, Trevor, Trevor.
00:39:25He's dead. Trevor Holt.
00:39:27I'm sorry that I'm trying to process the death of my boyfriend.
00:39:30He was not your boyfriend.
00:39:33He was just some guy that you lost your virginity to.
00:39:37You're being a bitch.
00:39:38Good. Bye.
00:39:40Bye.
00:39:49What do you want?
00:39:50Martha.
00:39:51Oh, hi, Drew.
00:39:53What do you want?
00:39:54I was just calling to do a little undercover work.
00:39:57Yeah?
00:39:58You know, a little secret detective.
00:40:00Just tell me what you want, Drew.
00:40:01Okay, sorry. I was just wondering, what's Deb's favorite color?
00:40:05Oh, sorry. It's orange.
00:40:08Thanks. Sorry to bother you.
00:40:10Yeah, no problem. Sorry I snapped at you. I've just been having not a great day.
00:40:15That's Trev's hat, isn't it?
00:40:17Yeah.
00:40:18I miss him so much.
00:40:20I've never had a friend die before.
00:40:22Me neither.
00:40:24I gotta get something off my chest.
00:40:26What?
00:40:28Trevor's death was my fault.
00:40:29You were there?
00:40:31No, but he called me that morning.
00:40:33He told me that he was really serious about you,
00:40:36and I didn't believe that he'd be serious until he got rid of the one-night stand box.
00:40:43We were gonna burn the box together.
00:40:46He got hit when he was on his way over.
00:40:49Drew, that doesn't make it your fault.
00:40:52That doesn't make it your fault.
00:40:54Oh, it feels like it.
00:40:55They say Trevor tried to get out of the way, but his ankle seized up and he couldn't move.
00:41:02Stupid old injury.
00:41:04Sorry, what injury?
00:41:06You know, Trevor hurt his ankle during football.
00:41:09Really?
00:41:10Yes, and he hurt it again like three weeks before he died. You didn't know that?
00:41:13I didn't know him then.
00:41:15What? I thought you guys were in love.
00:41:18We met the week before he died.
00:41:20What a whirlwind romance.
00:41:22Yeah, I guess you could say that.
00:41:24So, did you ever get to meet his twin sister?
00:41:26Trevor had a twin?
00:41:27Yeah, Taylor. Super hot. She goes to school here, too.
00:41:31I guess I didn't meet her.
00:41:33You know, I should probably introduce Deb to my family soon, too. Just in case.
00:41:37In case you die?
00:41:39I think we're ready to take the next step. To make it official.
00:41:43That's actually sweet.
00:41:46Yeah, I need to go buy her some orange flowers.
00:41:49Hey, Drew, what was Trevor's favorite color?
00:41:52The dude loved blue. You know he was almost gonna go to Duke just because of school colors?
00:41:56He almost went to Duke?
00:41:58Yeah. I guess there's a lot you didn't know about him.
00:42:00I guess so.
00:42:01Anyways, thanks for the intel, Martha. Catch you later.
00:42:05Beep, beep, beep.
00:42:10Oh, study buddies!
00:42:18Hey! I wasn't sure if you were gonna make it.
00:42:21Yeah, sorry. I'm late.
00:42:23No, don't apologize. I've been late a thousand times.
00:42:27It's something I'm working on.
00:42:30You okay?
00:42:31Yeah, Deb and I just got in a big fight about Trevor.
00:42:35Your ex-boyfriend who died?
00:42:37Yeah, and then Drew called me and told me that I didn't really know him.
00:42:41Wow, that's dickish.
00:42:43Well, he didn't actually say that, and anyway, he's right.
00:42:47How are you and Deb in a fight about someone who's dead?
00:42:50She thinks I'm wallowing and I need to move on.
00:42:53Well, I think you should take as much time as you need.
00:42:56You know, someone once told me it takes half the amount of time you're in the relationship to get over them.
00:43:01So, it should have taken me three and a half days.
00:43:08You're not kidding.
00:43:12I only knew him for a week, and we were in a fight for, like, half of that.
00:43:16I'm so confused.
00:43:18He wasn't even my real boyfriend!
00:43:20I mean, we had sex, so he wasn't, like, not my boyfriend, but why am I telling you all this?
00:43:24No, no, this is good, this is good. It's starting to make more sense now.
00:43:27What, that I'm a fool?
00:43:29No, that you're still processing.
00:43:31You know, it all happened so fast.
00:43:33Give yourself time. It'll heal.
00:43:36Thanks, Brett.
00:43:39Oh, it's Deb. Do you mind if I answer this?
00:43:42Go for it. I'll just be here reading about Napoleon's small army.
00:43:49Ugh.
00:43:52Hey, Deb.
00:43:53Martha.
00:43:54Hey, Mar, I am so sorry.
00:43:57Martha? Hello?
00:43:59No, I do. You were just trying to help me.
00:44:02And you know what? You're right. I barely knew him.
00:44:04Did you know he almost went to Duke?
00:44:06Duke?
00:44:07Ugh.
00:44:08Anyway, I'm really sorry for being a selfish friend, and I promise I will always be here to listen to stories about Drew's tongue game.
00:44:16I should not be listening to this.
00:44:18And I'm sorry too, Mar. Having sex for the first time is such a big deal.
00:44:23And then waking up the very next day and finding out that the guy you lost your virginity to is dead.
00:44:31Oh my god.
00:44:34Could you hear all of that?
00:44:35Yeah. No. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I wasn't listening, but...
00:44:40How about you guys finish up your conversation and then we can pick this up?
00:44:43Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, bye.
00:44:45Oh my god!
00:44:54Hey, Deb, I really can't talk right now.
00:44:56Brett and I have a big project due tomorrow and he's late with his part again.
00:45:01Deb? Deb, what's wrong?
00:45:07Oh my god, oh my god! You're pregnant?
00:45:11I don't even know how to hold it. I peed on it.
00:45:14Oh. I thought you guys used condoms.
00:45:18We use so many. We have so much sex and use so many.
00:45:24Well, they do say the effectiveness is only 98%, so this is a fascinating case study.
00:45:29Martha!
00:45:30Sorry. Not being helpful.
00:45:33Are you gonna keep it?
00:45:35I don't know. I have so many plans for my career. I don't think I'm ready to be a mom.
00:45:40Well, what did Drew say?
00:45:42He doesn't know.
00:45:44Deb, you have to tell him.
00:45:46I can't. He's taking me to see his parents tonight. He's taking me to see his parents tonight.
00:45:51Eek!
00:45:52He told me they're super traditional and they think Drew's a virgin and they're gonna think that I corrupted their son.
00:45:58Okay, Deb, Drew loves you. I know he'll be supportive. And I'm sure his parents will come around too.
00:46:05Oh, that's him. What do I do?
00:46:08You tell the truth!
00:46:10Okay, I'll call you later.
00:46:11Okay, good luck.
00:46:17Well, hello, my beautiful lady. I require your assistance in selecting the appropriate attire for this evening.
00:46:23What do you think? Blue? Orange?
00:46:26Orange. It matches my dress.
00:46:29Is that new mascara you're wearing? You look smoldering.
00:46:33Um, Drew B., I have something that I need to tell you.
00:46:38Oh, I already know what you're gonna say.
00:46:40You do?
00:46:41You're afraid my mom's gonna make you eat cheese.
00:46:44Cheese?
00:46:45But don't worry, I already explained the whole veganism thing to her anyway. And she totally gets it now.
00:46:51She's making vegan meatloaf for dinner.
00:46:53I love vegan meatloaf!
00:46:55So, are you excited to meet my parents tonight? Because they are stoked to meet you.
00:47:01Are you excited to meet my parents tonight? Because they are stoked to meet you.
00:47:05They're not gonna be very stoked about me.
00:47:09Are you kidding me? They're gonna absolutely love you. This is the first time I'm ever bringing a girl over.
00:47:14Oh, no. Really?
00:47:17Yeah.
00:47:18Oh, my mom's gonna absolutely adore you.
00:47:22Hey, you, my lady, are perfect. Trust me, okay? I'll see you soon.
00:47:34How'd it go?
00:47:35I couldn't tell him.
00:47:36Deb, it's his baby. You have to tell him at some point.
00:47:39Nope. I just gotta make it through tonight.
00:47:42Because his parents are so excited to meet me, and they won't be able to tell I'm pregnant because I'm just bloated.
00:47:49So, I will tell him when we get home.
00:47:54Oh, it's Brett. We gotta finish this assignment.
00:47:57You got this, Deb!
00:47:59Okay.
00:48:00Okay.
00:48:03Got this, got this, got this, got this.
00:48:07I think I'm gonna puke, Mar.
00:48:31Drinking on a Tuesday night, huh?
00:48:32Been there, done that.
00:48:33Oh, Tilda.
00:48:34Sorry.
00:48:35I thought you were Martha.
00:48:36What?
00:48:37Ew.
00:48:38No.
00:48:39Hey, hey.
00:48:40Are you in the Longhorn's upstairs bathroom?
00:48:41Yes.
00:48:42I knew I recognized it.
00:48:43I puked there once during a reacher.
00:48:44So, is Drew having a party?
00:48:45I'm at dinner with his parents.
00:48:46Oh, the food's that bad?
00:48:47No.
00:48:48I'm just not feeling very well.
00:48:49Anyway, what do you want?
00:48:50Well, that's no way to treat your favorite study buddy.
00:48:51Oh, I'm sorry.
00:48:52I'm sorry.
00:48:53I'm sorry.
00:48:54I'm sorry.
00:48:55I'm sorry.
00:48:56I'm sorry.
00:48:57I'm sorry.
00:48:58I'm sorry.
00:48:59I'm sorry.
00:49:00I'm sorry.
00:49:01I'm sorry.
00:49:02I'm sorry.
00:49:03I'm sorry.
00:49:04I'm sorry.
00:49:05I'm sorry.
00:49:06I'm sorry.
00:49:07I'm sorry.
00:49:08I'm sorry.
00:49:09Well, let's see here.
00:49:10Who's your favorite study buddy?
00:49:11All right, listen.
00:49:12I need help on our French porn homework.
00:49:13Can we just talk later?
00:49:14You look different.
00:49:15What do you mean?
00:49:16You look different.
00:49:17What do you mean?
00:49:18Oh, my God.
00:49:19What?
00:49:20What?
00:49:21Are you pregnant?
00:49:22No.
00:49:23How can you tell?
00:49:24I have a sixth sense for these kinds of things.
00:49:25Oh, my God.
00:49:26Do you think his parents know?
00:49:27Oh, my God.
00:49:28You haven't told Drew yet.
00:49:29Oh my god, do you think his parents know?
00:49:32Oh my god, you haven't told Drew yet, have you?
00:49:35Everything okay in there, babe?
00:49:38Yes, fantastic! I am just changing my tampon!
00:49:43Well, my mom said that she wanted me to bring you some seltzer water. She thinks you look a little flushed.
00:49:48No!
00:49:51Was it the meatloaf?
00:49:53No, Drew, babe! I am just taking a real big poop!
00:49:57You just go back into dinner and I'll see you in a minute!
00:50:01Uh, okay! Let me know if you need anything!
00:50:04Will do!
00:50:06Oh, I know! She totally knows!
00:50:10Okay, Mrs. Longhorn is oblivious. She thinks all girls are angels.
00:50:14She even called me an angel one time after I threw up a liter of vodka in her bathroom.
00:50:20How do I get out of this?
00:50:22Just, uh, go back out there and tell them you were up late studying and you feel like shit.
00:50:27And then go home with Drew and fess up!
00:50:30Okay. Thank you, Dilla! That was weirdly helpful!
00:50:35No biggie!
00:50:43Are you mad at me, babe?
00:50:45No!
00:50:47Is it because I kissed Martha that one time? I didn't even know you back then!
00:50:51No!
00:50:52Did my parents say something that upset you?
00:50:55I ruined everything tonight!
00:50:57You didn't, babe! My mom loved you! She said that you're like an angel!
00:51:01If only they knew I corrupted their son!
00:51:04Babe, what are you talking about?
00:51:09Check my purse.
00:51:12Um, what am I looking for?
00:51:20Oh my God!
00:51:22I'm so sorry!
00:51:24Yeah! Woo! Oh, man!
00:51:28What? I thought you'd be devastated! What about your parents?
00:51:32Devastated? Babe, my mom loved you!
00:51:38Devastated? Babe, my mom loves babies!
00:51:42You know what this means, though, right?
00:51:51Deborah Davis, will you...
00:51:55Period! Period! Period! I have my period!
00:52:02Game, set, match!
00:52:08Game, set, match!
00:52:15Hey, what's up?
00:52:17Guess what?
00:52:18What?
00:52:19I have an exciting study sesh planned for us tonight that doesn't include books.
00:52:23Um, how is that studying?
00:52:25You'll see. First, I need you to turn off all of your lights.
00:52:29Uh, what?
00:52:31Just do it. Quick!
00:52:35And then, turn on those little twinkly lights above your bed.
00:52:39Why do I get the feeling I'm not going to learn anything?
00:52:42Martha, a little trust, please.
00:52:45So, are you going to tell me what we're doing, or...
00:52:48The History Channel is streaming in a polybiopic, which covers everything in our current chapter.
00:52:54Really?
00:52:55Yeah, and I thought we could watch it together.
00:52:57That actually sounds fun.
00:52:59I'm going to send you the link.
00:53:01Ooh, I wish I had popcorn or something.
00:53:04Yeah, that would be nice.
00:53:06Alright, I'm going to start it.
00:53:13Oh, wait! Hold on one second.
00:53:24Weird! This takeout delivery guy just showed up and I didn't even order anything!
00:53:29I did.
00:53:32What?
00:53:33Yeah, I thought we'd get hungry, so I ordered us fresh food.
00:53:36Because of Napoleon.
00:53:38Uh, I'm sorry.
00:53:39Not to be a downer or anything, but this isn't studying.
00:53:43It's not supposed to be.
00:53:45Huh?
00:53:46It's a date, Martha.
00:53:50Hi?
00:53:51Oh, uh, sorry, I'm confused.
00:53:55I've been wanting to ask you out, but I wasn't sure if you were ready yet after Trevor,
00:54:01so I thought I'd act like it was a study thing and see how you felt at the end.
00:54:06That's actually really sweet.
00:54:08Brett, but this is not going to work.
00:54:11Why?
00:54:12Are you kidding me? We're study buddies!
00:54:15What's going to happen if this date doesn't go well and then things get awkward
00:54:19and we get a bad grade on the assignment and then I flunk out of class?
00:54:22Okay, if we won't study buddies, then would you be interested in me?
00:54:28Well, yeah, I guess.
00:54:32Why are you blushing?
00:54:34I didn't say the word virgin.
00:54:35Brett!
00:54:37Look, my motto is to live in the now.
00:54:39So worrying about how this could get awkward in the future, it's pointless.
00:54:43Okay.
00:54:44And if it does get awkward, I'll still be glad I tried.
00:54:48That's a bad choice.
00:54:50I live my life from one awkward moment to the next and I do not recommend it.
00:54:55Well, you should.
00:54:56You know, tons of good things come out of scary conversations.
00:54:59Uh, such as?
00:55:01Such as going on a date with a girl you like.
00:55:03If you're not doing things that scare you, you're not living life.
00:55:11You know what?
00:55:12I guess you have a point.
00:55:14Alright, let's do this date.
00:55:17Excellent.
00:55:19Bon appétit.
00:55:21These reforms brought rejoicing to many.
00:55:24So, question.
00:55:27If you knew you were going to die in the next 30 days, how would you spend the next month?
00:55:32Well, this month I'm in the chem lab for like 30 hours and then-
00:55:35But you're going to die.
00:55:37Dead.
00:55:38Why would you go to the chem lab?
00:55:39Because I'm mid-experiment.
00:55:41Martha, burn the planner.
00:55:44I like plans.
00:55:45I like to know what's going to happen next.
00:55:47Is this date putting you on edge?
00:55:49No.
00:55:50Are you having just a little bit of fun?
00:55:52Yes.
00:55:53But you don't know what I have planned next.
00:55:56Oh no.
00:55:57No, I'm not going to do anything crazy.
00:55:59I just think sometimes you're so worried about checking off boxes
00:56:03that you're going to miss out on what's happening right in front of you.
00:56:06You're an eat dessert first kind of person, aren't you?
00:56:09You know it.
00:56:11Okay, if I was going to die in 30 days, I'd go to the beach more.
00:56:19Amazing.
00:56:20I'd spend all my money on an expensive designer jacket.
00:56:24There you go.
00:56:25And I'd find someone to kiss.
00:56:28A lot.
00:56:29Me too.
00:56:30Kissing's the best.
00:56:31Kissing's the best.
00:56:33I know.
00:56:34What's your favorite place to be kissed?
00:56:36What's your favorite place to be kissed?
00:56:38I guess I'd have to say my sharp edges.
00:56:44What does that mean?
00:56:45My jawline, collarbone, even my fingers.
00:56:49It kind of reminds me where I start and stop.
00:56:53This is embarrassing.
00:56:55No, I think it's sexy.
00:56:57What about you?
00:56:58Where in the world would you like to be kissed?
00:57:01Like in your apartment or walking down the street.
00:57:06The ocean.
00:57:07Wow, that sounds dreamy.
00:57:09It is.
00:57:10Have you ever had sex on a beach?
00:57:12No, I'm kind of inexperienced, remember?
00:57:15Right, right.
00:57:17Well, don't is what I was going to say.
00:57:20You don't have to do that.
00:57:21No, no, it's not.
00:57:22It's saying it's in your butt crack.
00:57:24It's horrible.
00:57:25Yeah, when they do it in the movies, it looks horrible.
00:57:30Hey, I'm sorry.
00:57:32Yeah, I didn't mean to make you feel bad.
00:57:34No, it's fine. It is what it is.
00:57:36You know it doesn't matter, right?
00:57:38Sure it does.
00:57:39Most people my age have had tons of sex.
00:57:42There you go, checking off those boxes.
00:57:44And that is also not true.
00:57:46My roommate is a virgin.
00:57:48Great, but I don't want to die only having had sex one time and only kissing two people.
00:57:53That's pathetic.
00:57:54What if you only kissed two people, but one of them was your perfect match?
00:57:58Okay, you know what?
00:57:59Let's say you're right.
00:58:00What if I did only kiss two people, and what if one of them was my perfect match?
00:58:05And now he's dead.
00:58:07No, I didn't...
00:58:08Yeah, you sure did.
00:58:09So yeah, I found my guy.
00:58:11We kissed, we had sex, it wasn't even that good.
00:58:14It never is the first time.
00:58:15Thanks, I've been told.
00:58:17And so now he's dead, and I can either have a thousand bad kisses or never kiss anyone again.
00:58:22And you know what?
00:58:23If any of those kisses are anything like Drew Longhorn's, I think I'd rather kiss no one.
00:58:30Not even me?
00:58:31I think I'd rather kiss no one.
00:58:36Not even me?
00:58:53You did this, didn't you?
00:58:55I have no idea what you're talking about.
00:58:57The guitarist?
00:58:58Outside my window?
00:59:00Oh, come on.
00:59:01He has a sign that says, For Martha.
00:59:04Okay, alright.
00:59:05I asked my roommate to play romantic French music, but he insisted on playing Spanish guitar.
00:59:11That's really sweet.
00:59:13You know what?
00:59:14I tried, but failed.
00:59:16This has just been one complete disaster.
00:59:18No, it wasn't at all.
00:59:20No, it's okay.
00:59:21We can end this now.
00:59:22I'll call my roommate, and we'll be done with it.
00:59:24No, don't.
00:59:25Please.
00:59:26This is actually one of the best dates I've ever been on.
00:59:30No one's ever really planned a whole night like this just for me.
00:59:33Look, I realize that you haven't been on many dates, and that is fine.
00:59:38But crying in the middle of it?
00:59:42It's not a good sign.
00:59:45And look, I should never have pushed you so far out of your comfort zone.
00:59:48It's not okay.
00:59:51I'm so sorry, Brett.
00:59:55No, don't apologize.
00:59:57No, you planned the sweetest date ever, and I brought up my dead boyfriend and cried.
01:00:03Hello, I'm Martha, and I ruin everything.
01:00:06No, you didn't ruin anything.
01:00:09Because that would mean I don't like you anymore, and I think I'm into you now more than ever.
01:00:14How is that even possible?
01:00:16Because you're incredibly real.
01:00:19I'm not trying to figure out what you're thinking because, let's be honest, you say it out loud all the time.
01:00:26That's not a good thing.
01:00:28Well, I think it is.
01:00:33So, any other surprises?
01:00:37No, that was the last one.
01:00:39Then while our guitarist is on a break, I want to play you this new song I'm into.
01:00:44Okay, cool.
01:00:45But there's one condition.
01:00:47No.
01:00:48We have to dance.
01:00:50Like, in our rooms?
01:00:52Or you want me to come over?
01:00:54No, no, no. Stand up, right here, right now. Dance with me.
01:00:59Okay.
01:01:10Wait, hang on. I've got the best idea.
01:01:14Oh!
01:01:37That was so much fun.
01:01:39Yeah. I haven't danced like that in a long time.
01:01:42Me neither.
01:01:43Hey, I had a really great time tonight. Like, really great.
01:01:47Yeah. Yeah, me too.
01:01:49Martha?
01:01:50Yeah?
01:01:51I really hope you kiss more than two people in your lifetime.
01:01:54Oh yeah? How come?
01:01:56Because I plan on being number three.
01:01:59I'd like that.
01:02:02Alright, I'll talk to you soon.
01:02:13Hey, nerd.
01:02:15Why are you calling me?
01:02:17Well, I heard you and Brett are talking.
01:02:19Or whatever.
01:02:21And that is your business how?
01:02:23Well, there's something you should know.
01:02:26About Brett.
01:02:28What?
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