TREVOR AND THE VIRGIN

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00:00:00There's a rumor going around that Trevor Holt has the biggest you-know-what in school and here

00:00:18he is standing outside my dorm room naked. Out of the way! What are you doing? Look I'll explain later

00:00:28please don't tell her that I'm here. Tell who? Trevor? Please what's your name again? Martha!

00:00:33Trevor where the hell are you? Please Martha she's psycho. She's psycho? You're literally hiding under my bed naked.

00:00:40Look I'll owe you one okay just get rid of her and I'll do anything. Okay just tuck in your head. Thank you.

00:00:47Where is he? Where is who? Trevor. I saw him running this way. Gosh I don't know anyone named Trevor.

00:00:56Trevor Holt. Football player. Huge. No doesn't ring any balls. I mean bells. You're lying.

00:01:05Everybody knows who Trevor Holt is. Even girls like you.

00:01:11I haven't seen him. Also you've got a little. I'm watching you.

00:01:18Granny panties? Seriously? How many of those boner killers do you own? None of your business. Cover up.

00:01:33No thanks for handling that Tilla situation. She's become a bit of an issue. Why did she ask for something like commitment?

00:01:41Oh actually she's my buddy's ex-girlfriend. I don't like her like that. She doesn't get the hint.

00:01:46She jumped me in the shower. I'm sorry I didn't. Anyway.

00:01:51What'll it be? Huh? I said I owed you one. I'm a man of my word.

00:02:00This is my chance. A favor from Trevor Holt. And he has the one thing I truly want.

00:02:06What can I do you for Martha? Drew Longhorn. Drew Longhorn? Yeah. Drew Longhorn.

00:02:12What about Drew Longhorn? I want to kiss Drew Longhorn.

00:02:17Sorry. Why do you want to kiss Drew Longhorn? He was my lab partner freshman year. We had

00:02:25chemistry. You had chemistry. Yes. Okay. You want his attention? Then we'll get his attention. But

00:02:35not in that. The guys like Drew they only go for one kind of girl and it's not. Forget it.

00:02:40Hey. No. Let's just forget the whole thing. Hey. I'm an ass. Okay. I just meant that this stuff

00:02:47doesn't play up your assets. You know? You're really pretty. We need to show it. You're messing with me.

00:02:53I'm not. I swear. You're just gonna have to trust me. Okay. First, you show up at the party with me.

00:03:03Everyone's gonna notice when you're on my arm. And second, we need to go shopping. Shopping?

00:03:10One, two, three. Go! Go!

00:03:23Ta-da. Where did you get all this? That was my one nice stand box.

00:03:28Go on. Take your pick. That was my one nice stand box. Go on. Take your pick.

00:03:33No, thank you. I'm not parading around in your hookup trophies. What? These aren't trophies.

00:03:41These are just clothes that have been forgotten. It's also the kind of stuff that'll attract a guy

00:03:45like Drew Longhorn. So. I'm not wearing someone else's sex panties. I can 100% guarantee that the

00:03:53act of sex did not happen while the panties were being worn by the girl. No. Come on,

00:03:58Martha. This stuff's hot. Come on. Just wear it. Trust me. I've worn it. I haven't worn it. I lied.

00:04:07I've always wanted to wear something sexy like that. I just never had the guts. Turn around.

00:04:12Turn around. Are your eyes closed? Oh yeah. Totally.

00:04:33Okay. Turn around. Wow. Trevor!

00:04:42What? There's nothing you haven't seen before.

00:04:44Just get dressed, please. And as you can tell, I have nothing to be ashamed of.

00:04:47Well, I have nothing to compare it to, so I wouldn't know, would I?

00:04:54Oh my god. Did I just tell Trevor Holt that I'm a virgin?

00:05:00No. I'm not doing this.

00:05:02Okay. I guess I'm doing this?

00:05:13All right, there's three things I need you to remember, okay? Three simple tricks to get any

00:05:23man's attention. You listening?

00:05:25Yep.

00:05:25Okay. One, eye contact. Not like that. And two, you need to smile at him. Oh, come on. This is serious.

00:05:36I'm very serious.

00:05:38All right. And three, find a casual way to touch him, you know? Quick hand on the arm, you know, brush it on his bicep.

00:05:44You know, he'll know what game you're playing if you do that.

00:05:46Why does that have to be a game?

00:05:49Because this is Drew Longhorn we're talking about here, okay? All he does is play games.

00:05:58You ready?

00:06:02Thank you for your help, Trevor.

00:06:04Wow. That was really good. I think you might actually pull this off.

00:06:10I spoke too soon. I got it.

00:06:13Thanks.

00:06:18Hey, everyone. This is my girlfriend, Martha.

00:06:33He's kidding, everyone. We're just friends.

00:06:35Oh, Marmar, stop being so coy. We're in love.

00:06:39What the hell is wrong with you?

00:06:40Just trust me. If Drew thinks we're together, it'll pique his interest.

00:06:43Yeah, but if Drew thinks I'm taken, he won't ask me out.

00:06:46It's better if Drew thinks you're with someone, especially if that someone is me.

00:06:50Who's going to believe this, anyway? Have you ever even had a girlfriend?

00:06:55No. Guys like me don't like commitment, remember?

00:06:58Trev, what's up, man?

00:07:03I see you brought a friend.

00:07:05Yeah, this is, uh...

00:07:06You look familiar. Have we met?

00:07:08Yeah, we had chemistry. We had science class. We were lab partners.

00:07:14Oh, yeah. That class was such a joke. Am I right?

00:07:18Yeah, definitely. Total joke. But I enjoyed working with you.

00:07:24One second. Two seconds. Got him.

00:07:30What did you say your name was again?

00:07:32Her name is Martha.

00:07:35Nice meeting you, Martha.

00:07:37Well, hey guys, we're playing a game of Drink or Dare in the next room.

00:07:40You care to join?

00:07:41Sure.

00:07:41No.

00:07:43Sweet. See you there.

00:07:48That was good, right?

00:07:50Have you played Drink or Dare before?

00:07:51No, but how hard can it be about this?

00:07:59Oh girl, your girlfriend's here.

00:08:03So what?

00:08:04So she's gonna know I lied to her.

00:08:06So? Just ignore her.

00:08:09My turn.

00:08:10Tilla, drink or dare?

00:08:12I'm feeling thirsty, Drew.

00:08:15Drink.

00:08:16I want you to drink with...

00:08:20Trevor.

00:08:23I'm feeling thirsty, Drew.

00:08:26Drink.

00:08:26I want you to drink with...

00:08:31Trevor.

00:08:32Okay.

00:08:37Open up.

00:08:45I want you to drink with...

00:08:57Yum.

00:08:59Okay, my turn.

00:09:01You.

00:09:02Drink or dare?

00:09:04Uh, dare.

00:09:08Okay.

00:09:08I dare you to take off your panties and put them in the middle of the circle for the rest of the game.

00:09:18Hello?

00:09:20What are you waiting for?

00:09:21You don't have to do this.

00:09:22Yes, she does.

00:09:24Um, unfortunately I can't do that to Lila.

00:09:29Because I'm not wearing any.

00:09:30Oh!

00:09:35You're up next, Martha.

00:09:37Drew.

00:09:38Drink or dare?

00:09:40Drink.

00:09:42I want you to drink with me.

00:09:46My pleasure.

00:09:47This is my chance.

00:09:48This is my chance to do what I've been dreaming about since freshman year.

00:10:18I should be happy.

00:10:23This is what I've always wanted.

00:10:25But...

00:10:28That was hot.

00:10:30Yeah.

00:10:31I hope I didn't make things weird between you two.

00:10:34No, it's fine.

00:10:36I always wondered what happened to you after that class.

00:10:39Never saw you around.

00:10:40I've seen Drew roughly 83 times since that class ended.

00:10:44Yeah, me too.

00:10:46I'd love to hang out sometime.

00:10:47Yeah, I'd like that.

00:10:49Great.

00:10:50Give me your number.

00:10:56I just sent you a special message.

00:10:58Let me know when you get it.

00:10:59Trev has my phone.

00:11:01I'll be right back.

00:11:06Okay.

00:11:08Who's next?

00:11:10Trevor?

00:11:11Trevor?

00:11:16Trevor!

00:11:17Oh god, sorry.

00:11:21Trevor!

00:11:21You win, Tilla James.

00:11:35You win.

00:11:50You okay?

00:11:51I'm leaving.

00:11:56You can stay.

00:11:57I just need my phone.

00:12:01I'll walk you home.

00:12:02Don't give them to me.

00:12:03No, you have to give them.

00:12:04I know that you have them.

00:12:07Your advice didn't work.

00:12:09Just so you know.

00:12:11This is probably for the best.

00:12:12You two never would have worked out.

00:12:15And why is that, Trevor?

00:12:17Is he too hot for me?

00:12:20Too popular?

00:12:21Or is it just pathetically obvious that I'm a frumpy nerd and a stolen sex dress?

00:12:26No.

00:12:28To all three.

00:12:30You want to know my three reasons?

00:12:31Not particularly.

00:12:32One, he's a douche.

00:12:35Two, you're not a douche.

00:12:37You're doing great so far.

00:12:39Three, you guys had zero chemistry.

00:12:41That kiss was a hot mess.

00:12:43And I could tell you weren't that into it, so.

00:12:49You're right.

00:12:52It was kind of terrible.

00:12:55Oh, but that look on Tilla's face when you told her you weren't wearing any panties.

00:13:00Priceless.

00:13:01How do you do it?

00:13:04Do what?

00:13:06Hide your emotions.

00:13:07I'm just so easy to read.

00:13:12I noticed.

00:13:14I'm serious, Trevor.

00:13:15What's your secret?

00:13:17I want to learn how to not care about anything like you do.

00:13:22There is no secret.

00:13:24It's just who I am, right?

00:13:27Oh, before I forget.

00:13:37Tonight wasn't what I expected, but thank you.

00:13:51Oh, you don't have to thank me.

00:13:53I owed you one.

00:13:55I guess I missed that.

00:13:58No, I'm glad you knocked on my door.

00:14:00Oh, even after everything that happened tonight?

00:14:01Yeah, because even though it was kind of awful, I got my first kiss.

00:14:10I'm gonna go.

00:14:12Goodnight, Trevor.

00:14:31That wasn't a first kiss.

00:14:40And there it was.

00:14:56The thing I had been looking for.

00:14:59Chemistry.

00:15:00Between Trevor, the guy with the biggest you-know-what on campus.

00:15:05And me.

00:15:08The Virgin.

00:15:10Rumor has it that every girl on campus wants Drew Longhorn.

00:15:23Every girl except me.

00:15:26Because after last week, I could not be more over Drew.

00:15:31Martha, mind if I join you?

00:15:35So, where did you run off to after the party on Saturday?

00:15:39I had to go home to study.

00:15:42I have a big test coming up.

00:15:44What are you up to later?

00:15:45Probably more studying.

00:15:48Why?

00:15:49The wet party.

00:15:50The wet party?

00:15:55It's only the most exclusive frat party on campus.

00:15:59So, of course, I've never been invited.

00:16:02What about it?

00:16:04You in?

00:16:05I've never even wanted to go to a party like this before.

00:16:09But it could be the perfect way to get over.

00:16:12Wait.

00:16:13Is Trevor gonna be there?

00:16:14Is Trevor gonna be there?

00:16:15Holt?

00:16:17Nah.

00:16:18He's been ghosting me.

00:16:19Think he's out.

00:16:19Then I'm in.

00:16:20Excellent.

00:16:23Oh, and bring a friend.

00:16:27A female friend?

00:16:31What are those?

00:16:32Guess who just got us tickets to the wet party.

00:16:38Since when do you find frat parties fun?

00:16:40I just wanted to try something different.

00:16:42Like being drooled over by a bunch of chauvinist douchebags?

00:16:45Maybe.

00:16:48Does this have anything to do with Trevor Holt?

00:16:50No.

00:16:52Yes, okay.

00:16:54I just keep playing the night over and over in my head,

00:16:56trying to see what went wrong.

00:16:58I mean, things were going so well.

00:17:01We had chemistry.

00:17:03How could he just walk out on me after I asked him to?

00:17:13You know.

00:17:14Take your virginity.

00:17:15Just, shh, don't say that word.

00:17:17What word?

00:17:19What word?

00:17:20Virginity.

00:17:22There's nothing wrong with being a virgin, Mar.

00:17:24Tell it to Trevor.

00:17:25He hasn't talked to me since that night.

00:17:27Oh, screw him.

00:17:28That guy's got a reputation for a reason.

00:17:30I'm just so used to achieving everything I set my mind to.

00:17:34I've gotten straight A's, scholarships.

00:17:35Why can't I get a guy?

00:17:37I don't think it works that way, Mar.

00:17:40You're right.

00:17:40And you know what?

00:17:41Forget this stupid party.

00:17:43I'd rather study anyway.

00:17:44Oh, no.

00:17:45We're going to that party.

00:17:48We are?

00:17:49Yup.

00:17:49And forget these dumb books.

00:17:51All you need are Deb's three simple rules

00:17:53for getting over any guy.

00:17:55Deb's three simple rules?

00:17:56Shh.

00:18:00Step one, dress to impress.

00:18:06Okay.

00:18:08But don't do it for any guy.

00:18:10Do it for you.

00:18:12Step one, dress to impress.

00:18:15Check.

00:18:17Step two, find someone new to flirt with.

00:18:19Basic brad bro.

00:18:20Check.

00:18:21That's true, Longhorn.

00:18:23He's cute.

00:18:25He's a chauvinist douchebag.

00:18:26Your words, the thing that a girl can't look.

00:18:33Step three, to really get over a guy,

00:18:36you got to put yourself out there.

00:18:38Show the world who Martha really is.

00:18:43Oh, what's wrong?

00:18:46I already did that, Deb.

00:18:47I put myself out there with Trevor,

00:18:49showed him who I really am, and he rejected me.

00:18:51Yeah, but it's not.

00:18:52No.

00:18:54From now on, I'm a closed book.

00:18:58Great.

00:18:59This will be fun.

00:19:00Hey.

00:19:00Better.

00:19:02And it's light work.

00:19:03All right.

00:19:03Just looking at the wrist of the ice.

00:19:05All right.

00:19:06All right.

00:19:07All right.

00:19:08Chalk him out the clutch and it bust down.

00:19:10She don't let me, she just want me for the team.

00:19:12I know.

00:19:12I mean, I had to draw.

00:19:13I'm gonna pick on that one lot.

00:19:15Oh, Maddie.

00:19:16All the wins, Maddie.

00:19:17You the new Betty.

00:19:18It's a tough house.

00:19:19That man ain't free.

00:19:20You the new Betty.

00:19:36Trevor Holt.

00:19:38He wasn't supposed to be here.

00:19:41Trevor Holt.

00:19:43He wasn't supposed to be here.

00:19:45But now that he is...

00:19:47Martha!

00:19:48Glad you could make it.

00:19:50And you brought a friend.

00:19:52Drew Longhorn.

00:19:54In the flesh.

00:19:55And you are...

00:19:57Drew, this is my best friend, Deb.

00:20:00It's a pleasure, Debra.

00:20:04Oh my God.

00:20:05What are you doing here?

00:20:07Hello to you too, Trevor.

00:20:08They're here with me, Holt.

00:20:11None of your concern.

00:20:12Can we talk alone?

00:20:14Yeah, I need a refill anyway.

00:20:19Debra?

00:20:20Care to join me?

00:20:21What, you came here with Drew?

00:20:23Really?

00:20:24Why?

00:20:25Jealous?

00:20:26After the kiss last week?

00:20:28No.

00:20:29He's right.

00:20:31That was pretty much the worst kiss of all time.

00:20:35I just thought it would be fun.

00:20:36Martha, this party, these people, it's not your thing.

00:20:40Oh yeah?

00:20:41Well, maybe you don't know me as well as you think.

00:20:42Please, you're an open book.

00:20:45That's what I like about you.

00:20:46Trevor!

00:20:48Up for a round of beer pong?

00:20:49Did someone say beer pong?

00:20:52Hello?

00:20:53No.

00:20:54Yes?

00:20:55Maybe I'm not such an open book after all.

00:20:58Can't we talk about what happened?

00:21:00There's nothing to talk about.

00:21:01Just give me a second to explain.

00:21:03You.

00:21:03Drew, who let you into this party?

00:21:06Who let you into this college?

00:21:08Have you ever even played beer pong before?

00:21:11There's a first time for everything.

00:21:13All right, it's two to a team.

00:21:16So who's it gonna be?

00:21:17The clueless nerd or me?

00:21:20Her.

00:21:20Fine.

00:21:22Drew, you're on my team.

00:21:23Let's do this.

00:21:25Debra, are you in?

00:21:26Oh, uh, no.

00:21:28I am gluten intolerant.

00:21:29I'll just watch.

00:21:30You sure?

00:21:31Positive.

00:21:34You know what?

00:21:35What's up the stakes?

00:21:36What did you have in mind?

00:21:38What about strip beer pong?

00:21:40Oh, sweet.

00:21:42Come on, Tila.

00:21:44I'm game.

00:21:46You don't even know how to play beer pong.

00:21:47What are the rules?

00:21:48Every time we sink a ball, one of you removes a piece of clothing.

00:21:52Oh, yeah.

00:21:55And vice versa.

00:21:56So if Trevor makes it, nice trip.

00:21:59Seems easy enough.

00:22:00Come on, Holt.

00:22:01It's game time.

00:22:02Let's go.

00:22:04Ladies first.

00:22:11Hold on.

00:22:13Your form is way off.

00:22:15May I?

00:22:20Okay, that's not even fair.

00:22:31You practically gave that one to her, Trev.

00:22:33You're not afraid of a little competition, are you, Tila?

00:22:37Oh, please.

00:22:38Ladies, ladies.

00:22:39Please, let me show you both how it's done.

00:22:48Uh-oh.

00:22:49Great job.

00:22:50Good job.

00:22:55My turn.

00:23:02All right, Trevor.

00:23:02You know the rules.

00:23:03Ugh, you are so lame.

00:23:07You're up.

00:23:08Want another lesson?

00:23:09I think I can handle myself.

00:23:12I learn quick.

00:23:12Okay, I call BS.

00:23:16There's no way an amateur like her could have made that shot.

00:23:19It's called studying, Tila.

00:23:21Ever tried it?

00:23:22Just let me know.

00:23:23Game time.

00:23:24I guess I win.

00:23:33Stop.

00:23:34You cannot leave.

00:23:35Not now.

00:23:36Didn't you see what happened back there?

00:23:38Now everybody knows that Trevor Holt the guy with the one night stand box.

00:23:42Doesn't want to sleep with me.

00:23:43Oh, Trevor, Trevor, Trevor, Trevor.

00:23:45Who cares, Marr?

00:23:47He told the entire school that he passed up the opportunity to sleep with you.

00:23:52Hey.

00:23:53The Martha I know doesn't give up, okay?

00:23:56The Martha I know succeeds at everything she sets her mind to.

00:24:00The Martha you know is also still into some guy who rejected her.

00:24:05I should hate him.

00:24:06But I don't.

00:24:08I can't.

00:24:10A part of me still wants to be with him, even after all that.

00:24:15This is serious, so hold my hand, okay?

00:24:18If Trevor can't see how amazing you are, Mar, then he doesn't deserve you.

00:24:22But I know there's someone out there who does, okay?

00:24:26So just no, no, no, like that, okay, great.

00:24:29Oh.

00:24:31Remember, step three, you gotta keep putting yourself out there.

00:24:35Okay?

00:24:38Okay, come on.

00:24:41Wait.

00:24:44I have an idea.

00:24:46Wait, where are you going?

00:24:48I'm putting myself out there.

00:24:50Yes, you go, girl.

00:24:52Okay, Martha, I can do this.

00:24:57Hey, everybody!

00:24:58Listen up!

00:25:02Wow, there's a lot of you.

00:25:04Okay.

00:25:05Um, well, my name is Martha, and as you may have heard, Trevor Holt doesn't want to sleep with me.

00:25:12But there's more to me than that.

00:25:15So here it goes.

00:25:16Tilla James, you called me a clueless nerd, and you're right, I'm a huge nerd.

00:25:25I like to spend Saturday nights in my dorm room studying.

00:25:28I mean, last weekend was my first party.

00:25:30Can you believe that?

00:25:30I've been so busy studying that I think I've missed out on the important parts of college, like getting to know myself.

00:25:37I guess what I'm trying to say is, I am clueless.

00:25:43Especially when it comes to love.

00:25:48I've never slept with anyone, or dated anyone.

00:25:52But I don't care that I'm a virgin.

00:25:56Because when the time is right, it will happen, and it will be on my terms.

00:26:00And I don't care if somebody doesn't want to sleep with me, or if somebody doesn't like me.

00:26:06Because I like me.

00:26:08Just the way I am.

00:26:15Putting myself out there?

00:26:18Check.

00:26:19I can't believe I just told everyone on campus that I'm a virgin.

00:26:22Yeah!

00:26:23Woo!

00:26:24Woo!

00:26:25Woo!

00:26:26Woo!

00:26:27Woo!

00:26:28Woo!

00:26:29Woo!

00:26:30Woo!

00:26:31Woo!

00:26:38Hi, I'm Trevor.

00:26:41Some of you may know me as something of a douche.

00:26:44I'll admit, I've been with a lot of girls.

00:26:47But that's only because before any of you knew me, back in high school, someone broke my heart.

00:26:55When I got to college, I slept my way around campus to prevent myself from getting hurt again.

00:26:59I even developed a bit of a reputation, and I was fine with that.

00:27:05But the other night, everything changed when I met Martha.

00:27:12Martha, you're not just another one-night stand.

00:27:15You're amazing, and I'm sorry I pushed you away.

00:27:18I just, I didn't want to sleep with you because I wanted your first time to be special.

00:27:23And this may sound stupid coming from me, but I didn't want to rush it.

00:27:28I really, really like you, Martha.

00:27:31And I know I don't deserve it, but if you give me one more chance, I...

00:27:35Yes!

00:27:36What's that?

00:27:37I said yes. I will give you one more chance, Trevor Holt.

00:27:45Woo!

00:27:46Woo!

00:27:47Woo!

00:27:48Woo!

00:27:49Woo!

00:27:50Woo!

00:27:51Woo!

00:27:52Woo!

00:27:53Woo!

00:27:54Woo!

00:27:55Woo!

00:27:56Woo!

00:27:57Woo!

00:27:58Drew Longhorn, I think you're funny, charming, and secretly sweet, and hot, like, so hot!

00:28:11Ugh!

00:28:12Ah!

00:28:13Woo!

00:28:14Woo!

00:28:15Woo!

00:28:16Woo!

00:28:17Woo!

00:28:18Most of you already know me, but I'm Drew, and I really hate parties, bro.

00:28:26Yeah, I always get nervous and wind up saying things I don't mean, making out with people

00:28:32I don't like.

00:28:32Bro.

00:28:33But today was different, because today I met someone I think I actually really do like.

00:28:39So maybe I don't have to go to any more of these stupid parties.

00:28:45I do love drinking, though.

00:28:46I do love drinking, though.

00:28:48Woo!

00:28:49Woo!

00:28:50Woo!

00:28:51Look, I know you guys think I'm, like, really mean or whatever, but that's just because I'm

00:28:57brutally honest, and if you don't like it, that's your problem.

00:29:01Woo!

00:29:02Woo!

00:29:03Woo!

00:29:04Woo.

00:29:05Woo!

00:29:06Woo!

00:29:07Woo!

00:29:08Yeah.

00:29:09Woo!

00:29:10Woo!

00:29:11Woo!

00:29:12Woo!

00:29:13Woo!

00:29:16Woo!

00:29:17So there it is.

00:29:19That's how Trevor Howl, the hottest guy in school started dating me.

00:29:25The Virgin.

00:29:26But you'll just have to imagine the rest.

00:29:29I wonder if I look different now that I've

00:29:41oh my god you did it didn't you did what you had sex with Trevor why would you say that oh my god

00:30:07you're glowing I want all the deets it happened I'm not a virgin anymore where did you get that

00:30:19I found it in Drew's closet this morning what were you doing in Drew's closet this morning

00:30:24yeah no Mart you're not changing the subject so how was it it was nice is that his hat yeah

00:30:31it still smells like him too oh my god you're so in love oh Deb I have to hop on the study buddy zoom

00:30:41I'll call you later yeah not a chance Mar you still have two minutes so hurry up and dish the dirt

00:30:46fine it was romantic I mean Trevor is an amazing kisser he does the thing where he kissed along my

00:30:55jawline oh my god mark two minutes off of the kissing onto the good stuff the kissing was the good stuff

00:31:01what the sex wasn't good it was not the best what way uh okay so you know that rumor about Trevor

00:31:11about his yes god yes sorry yes I know so it's true and it was kind of uncomfortable yeah honestly Mar

00:31:23it's um it's pretty uncomfortable for every girl their first time no matter what their size

00:31:28I've just been dreaming about this moment for as long as I can remember and then it just happened

00:31:34and it didn't feel great I'm sorry Mar I wish they told us that I wish I told you that

00:31:43but I'm not lying when I say it does get better though it just may never get better when you're

00:31:49what do you mean I mean you gotta find the right match emotionally and physically

00:31:55and then that's when things start getting real good what if it wasn't good for him either I'm sure

00:32:04it was good for him how do you know he gave you his hat yeah but he hasn't responded to any of my texts

00:32:12this morning what if he woke up and he realized he's over me okay first of all he's probably still

00:32:17asleep and secondly I'm sending you an article on this it is very sciency I'm just gonna keep trying

00:32:25that's what the article says I'm gonna keep having sex with Trevor until we get it right

00:32:30that's the spirit oh Deb I gotta go I'm late for study buddies okay call me later

00:32:36oh my god seriously you again you're taking French 401 yeah Martha I mean who wouldn't want to take

00:32:51French porn French what French porn the famous class on French cinema I mean it's all about hot

00:32:59French guys threesomes I think you're in the wrong class Tilla this is an advanced history class

00:33:05on the French Revolution oh my god I can't believe I forgot that you're such a loser bye Martha bye

00:33:14hi I can see you hello hi can you see me hello I can see you oh is this video yes this is a zoom

00:33:41call for French 401 the class about the French Revolution not porn sorry I'm a bit of a virgin

00:33:46at this sorry what it's my first time uh okay using zoom right yes of course uh mine too actually

00:33:57virgin still a virgin what's this you're saying about porn I was just saying that this is not

00:34:03a class on French porn it's a class on the history of the French Revolution yeah I know I'm a history

00:34:09major what's your major what's your major chemistry I'm Brett by the way Martha

00:34:16uh we should probably get to studying huh yeah so what are your thoughts about Napoleon

00:34:25do you really think he had a small I told you this isn't French porn

00:34:31I was going to say army but I can see your mind's on something else today oh yeah sorry

00:34:40you're glowing you know that

00:34:42do you need to grab that actually uh apparently it's pretty important so I might I'll call you

00:34:52right back I'll be here waiting what is so urgent Mar Trevor's dead

00:35:22hey how are you doing today just another day without Trevor Mar it's time to take the hat off

00:35:33I can't it's all I have left of him yeah it's been weeks so just take it off and wash it no

00:35:42I still can't believe it there he was just walking across the street carrying his one night stand box

00:35:50and then bam hit by a bus thought it was a car I think it was a bus no no no it was a car a tiny

00:35:57car like a fiat I still don't know why he was carrying the one night stand box I heard that when

00:36:02they found him he had a pink thong on his face wonderful the love of my life died wearing a thong

00:36:09on his face and it wasn't even mine it's like I never knew love before Trevor and now I will never

00:36:16know love again one second where was I oh yeah maybe I should just join a convent do they take

00:36:27nuns if you're almost a virgin okay Mar I love you I do but enough is enough I cannot sit here

00:36:35and watch you hollow in despair okay Trevor yes he's dead and yes that's sad but it is time

00:36:44to move on I can't move on Deb I loved him you knew him for one week he has been dead for four

00:36:51he has been dead for longer than you knew him sorry that's harsh it's just that Trevor would want you

00:36:59to be happy and he would want you to find love yeah maybe you're right hang on one more second

00:37:08oh it's Brett he's going to be late for our study zoom again speaking of moving on oh my god

00:37:18what of course he is he's hot and alive he's also always late would rather surf than study

00:37:27and yet gets straight A's by practically sleeping through class so you're just jealous because

00:37:32he's smarter than you all I'm saying is that we don't have chemistry oh what nothing it's just

00:37:41this is nice I've missed you and I've really missed not telling you about the 25 times I had sex with

00:37:49dream longhorn 25 times oh 26 actually oh my god so how's the sex oh my god it's amazing oh really

00:38:00remember when I told you that when you meet your match it gets really good well he is my game set

00:38:06match tennis what made the sex so good well he takes direction very well you give him direction

00:38:15of course yes how else is a girl supposed to get what she needs and girl I got what I needed last

00:38:21night go off you're blushing what no no no but you should be why sex is a beautiful thing

00:38:31what did he do that made it so good well remember how you kissed him at the drink or dare party

00:38:38yeah I remember the night that Trevor pretended to be my boyfriend yeah remember this like crazy

00:38:46tongue thing that he did and you lift your whole face off mm-hmm let's just say that works better

00:38:53elsewhere that was the night that Trevor gave me my first real kiss the night that forever changed my

00:39:01life oh my god Martha stop it what am I just too sad for you yeah actually you're really sad Martha

00:39:09because you know what I'm your best friend and all we ever talk about is you when was the last time

00:39:14we talked about literally just now I have been sleeping with Drew for a month and you just heard

00:39:20about it because all we ever talk about is Trevor Trevor Trevor Trevor Trevor Trevor he's dead Trevor

00:39:27I'm sorry that I'm trying to process the death of my boyfriend he was not your boyfriend he was just

00:39:35some guy that you lost your virginity to you're being a bitch good bye

00:39:40what do you want Martha oh hi Drew what do you want I was just calling to do a little undercover work

00:39:56yeah you know a little secret detective just tell me what you want Drew okay sorry I was just

00:40:03wondering what's Deb's favorite color oh sorry uh it's orange thanks sorry to bother you

00:40:10yeah no problem sorry I snapped at you I've just been having not a great day that's Trevor's hat

00:40:16isn't it yeah I miss him so much I've never had a friend die before me neither I I gotta get

00:40:25something off my chest what Trevor's death was my fault you were there no but he called me that morning

00:40:32he told me that he was really serious about you and I didn't believe that he'd be serious until he

00:40:39got rid of the one night stand box we were gonna burn the box together

00:40:44he got hit when he was on his way over true that that doesn't make it your fault that doesn't make

00:40:52it your fault well it feels like it they say Trevor tried to get out of the way but his ankle seized

00:40:58up knee couldn't move stupid old injury sorry what injury you know Trevor hurt his ankle during

00:41:08football really yes and he hurt again like three weeks before he died you didn't know that I didn't

00:41:13know him then what I thought you guys were in love we met the week before he died what a whirlwind romance

00:41:22yeah I guess you could say that so did you ever get to meet a twin sister Trevor had a twin yeah

00:41:27Taylor super hot she goes to school here too I guess I didn't meet her you know I should probably

00:41:34introduce Deb to my family soon too just in case in case you die I think we're ready to take the next

00:41:40step to make it official that's actually sweet yeah I need to go buy her some orange flowers hey Drew what

00:41:50was Trevor's favorite color the dude loved blue you know he was almost gonna go to Duke just because

00:41:55of school colors he almost went to Duke yeah I guess there's a lot you didn't know about him I guess

00:42:00so anyways thanks for the intel Martha catch you later oh study buddies

00:42:10hey I wasn't sure if you're gonna make it yeah sorry I'm late no don't apologize I've been late

00:42:25a thousand times something I'm working on you okay yeah Deb and I just got in a big fight about Trevor

00:42:34your ex-boyfriend who died yeah and then Drew called me and told me that I didn't really know

00:42:40him wow that's dickish oh he didn't actually say that and anyway he's right how are you and Deb in a

00:42:48fight about someone who's dead she thinks I'm wallowing and I need to move on well I think you

00:42:54should take as much time as you need you know someone once told me it takes half the amount of

00:42:58time you're in the relationship to get over them so it should have taken me three and a half days

00:43:04you're not kidding

00:43:09I only knew him for a week and we were in a fight for like half of that I'm so confused

00:43:17and it wasn't even my real boyfriend I mean we had sex so he wasn't like not my boyfriend

00:43:21why am I telling you all this no this is good this is good starting to make more sense now

00:43:26what that I'm a fool no that you're still processing you know it all happened so fast

00:43:32give yourself time it'll heal thanks Brett oh it's Deb do you mind if I answer this

00:43:41go for it I'll just be here reading about Napoleon's small army

00:43:46hey Deb Martha hey Mar I am so sorry Martha hello no I do you were just trying to help me

00:44:01and you know what you're right I barely knew him did you know he almost went to Duke Duke

00:44:06ugh anyway I'm really sorry for being a selfish friend and I promise I will always be here to

00:44:14listen to stories about Drew's tongue game I should not be listening to this and I'm sorry too Mar

00:44:19having sex for the first time is such a big deal and then waking up the very next day and finding out

00:44:25that the guy you lost your virginity to is dead oh my god

00:44:31could you hear all of that yeah no yeah yeah I mean I wasn't I wasn't listening but

00:44:40how about you guys finish up your conversation and then we can pick this yeah yeah yeah okay bye

00:44:44oh my god

00:44:46hey Deb I really can't talk right now Brett and I have a big project due tomorrow

00:44:57and he's late with his part again Deb what's wrong oh my god oh my god you're pregnant I don't even know

00:45:11how to hold it I peed on it oh I thought you guys use condoms we use so many we have so much sex

00:45:22in years so many well they do say the effectiveness is only 98% so this is a fascinating case study

00:45:29Martha sorry not being helpful are you gonna keep it I don't know I have so many plans for my career

00:45:38I don't think I'm ready to be a mom well what did Drew say who doesn't know Deb you have to tell him

00:45:45I can't he's taking me to see his parents tonight he's taking me to see his parents tonight

00:45:51he told me they're super traditional and they think Drew's a virgin and they're gonna think

00:45:56that I corrupted their son okay Deb Drew loves you I know he'll be supportive and I'm sure his parents

00:46:03will come around too oh that's him what do I do you tell the truth okay I'll call you later okay good luck

00:46:12well hello my beautiful lady I require your assistance in selecting the appropriate attire for

00:46:22this evening what do you think blue orange orange it matches my dress is that new mascara you're wearing

00:46:31you look smaller um Drew B I have something that I need to tell you oh I already know what you're gonna

00:46:39say you do you're afraid my mom's gonna make you eat cheese cheese but don't worry I already explained

00:46:47the whole veganism thing to her anyway and she totally gets it now she's making vegan meatloaf for dinner

00:46:53I love vegan meatloaf so are you excited to meet my parents tonight because they are stoked to meet

00:47:00you are you excited to meet my parents tonight because they are stoked to meet you they're not

00:47:06gonna be very stoked about me are you kidding me they're gonna absolutely love you this is the

00:47:12first time I remember bringing a girl over oh no really yeah oh my mom's gonna absolutely adore you

00:47:21hey you my lady are perfect trust me okay I'll see you soon

00:47:28how'd it go I couldn't tell him Deb it's his baby you have to tell him at some point

00:47:39nope I just gotta make it through tonight because his parents are so excited to meet me and they

00:47:45won't be able to tell I'm pregnant because I'm just bloated so I will tell him when we get home

00:47:52oh it's Brett we gotta finish this assignment you got this Deb okay

00:48:00I think I'm gonna puke more

00:48:27I think I'm going to puke more.

00:48:31Drinking on a Tuesday night, huh?

00:48:32Been there, done that.

00:48:34Oh, Tilla.

00:48:36Sorry, I thought you were Martha.

00:48:38What? Ew, no.

00:48:40Hey, are you in the Longhorn's upstairs bathroom?

00:48:44Yes.

00:48:45I knew I recognized it.

00:48:47I puked there once during a rager.

00:48:50So, is Drew having a party?

00:48:53I've had dinner with his parents.

00:48:55Oh, the food's that bad?

00:48:57No, I'm just not feeling very well.

00:49:00Anyway, what do you want?

00:49:02Well, that's no way to treat your favorite study buddy.

00:49:06All right, listen, I need help on our French porn homework.

00:49:10Can we just talk later?

00:49:12You look different.

00:49:14What do you mean?

00:49:15You look different.

00:49:17What do you mean?

00:49:19Oh, my God.

00:49:21What? What?

00:49:22Are you pregnant?

00:49:23No! How can you tell?

00:49:26I have a sixth sense for these kinds of things.

00:49:29Oh, my God.

00:49:30Do you think his parents know?

00:49:32Oh, my God.

00:49:33You haven't told Drew yet, have you?

00:49:36Everything okay in there, babe?

00:49:38Yes, fantastic.

00:49:40I am just changing my tampon.

00:49:43Well, my mom said that she wanted me to bring you some seltzer water.

00:49:47She thinks you look a little flushed.

00:49:48No!

00:49:51Was it the meatloaf?

00:49:53No, Drew B.

00:49:55I'm just taking a real big poop.

00:49:58You just go back into dinner and I'll see you in a minute.

00:50:01Uh, okay.

00:50:03Let me know if you need anything.

00:50:04Will do!

00:50:07Say no!

00:50:08She totally knows!

00:50:10Okay.

00:50:11Mrs. Longhorn is oblivious.

00:50:13She thinks all girls are angels.

00:50:15She even called me an angel one time after I threw up a liter of vodka in her bathroom.

00:50:20How do I get out of this?

00:50:22Just, uh, go back out there and tell them you were up late studying and you feel like shit.

00:50:27And then go home with Drew and fess up.

00:50:30Okay.

00:50:32Thank you, Dilla.

00:50:33That was weirdly helpful.

00:50:36No biggie.

00:50:43Are you mad at me, babe?

00:50:46No.

00:50:47Is it because I kissed Martha at one time?

00:50:49I didn't even know you back then.

00:50:51No.

00:50:52Did my parents say something that upset you?

00:50:55I ruined everything tonight.

00:50:56You didn't, babe?

00:50:57My mom loved you.

00:50:58She said that you're like an angel.

00:51:01If only they knew I corrupted their son.

00:51:04Babe, what are you talking about?

00:51:09Check my purse.

00:51:10Um, what am I hurting for?

00:51:26Oh my god.

00:51:27I'm so sorry.

00:51:30Yeah!

00:51:31Woo!

00:51:32Oh man!

00:51:33What?

00:51:34I thought you'd be devastated.

00:51:36What about your parents?

00:51:39Devastated?

00:51:39Babe, my mom loves babies.

00:51:43You know what this means though, right?

00:51:44Mm-hmm.

00:51:45Debra Davis, will you...

00:51:54Period!

00:51:57Period!

00:51:58Period!

00:51:59I have my period!

00:52:01Game, set, match!

00:52:05Stop, hold, and happening.

00:52:15Hey, what's up?

00:52:17Guess what?

00:52:18What?

00:52:19I have an exciting study sesh planned for us tonight that doesn't include books.

00:52:23Um, how is that studying?

00:52:25You'll see.

00:52:26First, I need you to turn off all of your lights.

00:52:29Uh, what?

00:52:31Just, just do it.

00:52:33Quick!

00:52:33And then, turn on those little twinkly lights above your bed.

00:52:39Why do I get the feeling I'm not going to learn anything?

00:52:42Martha, a little trust, please.

00:52:46So are you going to tell me what we're doing, or...?

00:52:49The History Channel is streaming a Napoleon biopic, which covers everything in our current chapter.

00:52:54Really?

00:52:55Yeah, and I thought we could watch it together.

00:52:57That actually sounds fun.

00:52:59I'm going to send you the link.

00:53:01Ooh, I wish I had popcorn or something.

00:53:03Yeah, that would be nice.

00:53:06All right, I'm going to start it.

00:53:13Oh, wait, hold on one second.

00:53:14Weird!

00:53:25This take-out delivery staff just showed up, and I didn't even order anything!

00:53:29I did.

00:53:32What?

00:53:32Yeah, I thought we'd get hungry, so I ordered us French food.

00:53:36Because of Napoleon.

00:53:38Uh, I'm sorry.

00:53:39Not to be a downer or anything, but this isn't studying.

00:53:44It's not supposed to be.

00:53:46Huh?

00:53:46It's a date, Martha.

00:53:50Hi.

00:53:51Oh, uh, sorry, I'm confused.

00:53:55I've been wanting to ask you out, but I wasn't sure if you were ready yet after Trevor, so I thought I'd act like it was a study thing and see how you felt at the end.

00:54:06That's actually really sweet.

00:54:09Brad, but this is not going to work.

00:54:12Why?

00:54:13Are you kidding me?

00:54:14We're study buddies.

00:54:15What's going to happen if this date doesn't go well and then things get awkward and we get a bad grade on the assignment and then I flunk out of class?

00:54:22Okay, if we won't study buddies, then would you be interested in me?

00:54:28Well, yeah, I guess.

00:54:32Why are you blushing?

00:54:34I didn't say the word virgin.

00:54:35Brett!

00:54:37Look, my motto is to live in the now, so worrying about how this could get awkward in the future, it's pointless.

00:54:43Okay.

00:54:44And if it does get awkward, I'll still be glad I tried.

00:54:48That's a bad choice.

00:54:49I live my life from one awkward moment to the next and I do not recommend it.

00:54:55Well, you should.

00:54:56You know, tons of good things come out of scary conversations.

00:54:59Uh, such as?

00:55:00Such as going on a date with a girl you like.

00:55:03If you're not doing things that scare you, you're not living life.

00:55:10You know what?

00:55:12I guess you have a point.

00:55:14Alright, let's do this date.

00:55:17Excellent.

00:55:19Bon appétit.

00:55:22These reforms brought rejoicing to many.

00:55:24So, question.

00:55:27If you knew you were going to die in the next 30 days, how would you spend the next month?

00:55:33Well, this month I'm in the chem lab for like 30 hours and then...

00:55:35But you're going to die.

00:55:37Dead.

00:55:38Why would you go to the chem lab?

00:55:40Because I'm mid-experiment.

00:55:41Martha, burn the planner.

00:55:44I like plans.

00:55:45I like to know what's going to happen next.

00:55:47Is this date putting you on edge?

00:55:49No.

00:55:50Are you having just a little bit of fun?

00:55:52Yes.

00:55:54But you don't know what I have planned next.

00:55:56Oh no.

00:55:57No, I'm not going to do anything crazy.

00:56:00I just think sometimes you're so worried about checking off boxes that you're going to miss

00:56:05out on what's happening right in front of you.

00:56:06You're an eat dessert first kind of person, aren't you?

00:56:09You know it.

00:56:10Okay, if I was going to die in 30 days, I'd go to the beach more.

00:56:20Amazing.

00:56:21I'd spend all my money on an expensive designer jacket.

00:56:25There you go.

00:56:27And I'd find someone to kiss.

00:56:29A lot.

00:56:30Me too.

00:56:31Kissing's the best.

00:56:33Kissing's the best.

00:56:34I know.

00:56:35What's your favorite place to be kissed?

00:56:37Huh, I guess I'd have to say my sharp edges.

00:56:44What does that mean?

00:56:45My jawline, collarbone, even my fingers.

00:56:49It kind of reminds me where I start and stop.

00:56:53This is embarrassing.

00:56:55No, I think it's sexy.

00:56:57What about you?

00:56:58Where in the world would you like to be kissed?

00:57:01Like in your apartment or walking down the street?

00:57:06The ocean.

00:57:07Wow, that sounds dreamy.

00:57:09It is.

00:57:11Have you ever had sex on a beach?

00:57:12No, I'm kind of inexperienced, remember?

00:57:16Right, right.

00:57:17Well, don't.

00:57:19It's what I was going to say.

00:57:20You don't have to do that.

00:57:21No, no, it's not.

00:57:22It's saying it's in your butt crack.

00:57:24It's horrible.

00:57:25Yeah, when they do it in the movies, it looks horrible.

00:57:30Hey, I'm sorry.

00:57:32Yeah, I didn't mean to make you feel bad.

00:57:34No, it's fine.

00:57:35It is what it is.

00:57:36You know it doesn't matter, right?

00:57:38Sure, it does.

00:57:39Most people my age have had tons of sex.

00:57:41There you go, checking off those boxes.

00:57:43And that is also not true.

00:57:46My roommate is a virgin.

00:57:47Great.

00:57:48But I don't want to die only having had sex one time and only kissing two people.

00:57:53That's pathetic.

00:57:53What if you only kissed two people, but one of them was your perfect match?

00:57:58Okay, you know what?

00:57:59Let's say you're right.

00:57:59What if I did only kiss two people, and what if one of them was my perfect match?

00:58:04And now he's dead.

00:58:07No, I didn't...

00:58:08Yeah, you sure did.

00:58:09So, yeah, I found my guy.

00:58:11We kissed, we had sex.

00:58:12It wasn't even that good.

00:58:14It never is the first time.

00:58:15Thanks, I've been told.

00:58:17And so now he's dead, and I can either have a thousand bad kisses or never kiss anyone again.

00:58:22And you know what?

00:58:23If any of those kisses are anything like Drew Longhorns, I think I'd rather kiss no one.

00:58:30Not over me?

00:58:31I think I'd rather kiss no one.

00:58:36Not over me?

00:58:47Oh.

00:58:52You did this, didn't you?

00:58:55I have no idea what you're talking about.

00:58:57The guitarist.

00:58:58Outside my window.

00:59:01Oh, come on.

00:59:01He has a sign that says, For Martha.

00:59:04Okay, all right.

00:59:05I asked my roommate to play romantic French music, but he insisted on playing Spanish guitar.

00:59:12That's really sweet.

00:59:13You know what?

00:59:14I tried, but failed.

00:59:16This has just been one complete disaster.

00:59:19No, it wasn't at all.

00:59:21Nope, it's okay.

00:59:21We can end this now.

00:59:22I'll call my roommate, and we'd be done with it.

00:59:24No, don't.

00:59:25Please.

00:59:26This is actually one of the best dates I've ever been on.

00:59:30No one's ever really planned a whole night like this just for me.

00:59:33Look, I realize that you haven't been on many dates, and that is fine.

00:59:38But crying in the middle of it, it's not a good sign.

00:59:45And look, I should never have pushed you so far out of your comfort zone.

00:59:48It's not okay.

00:59:49I'm so sorry, Brett.

00:59:55No.

00:59:56Don't apologize.

00:59:57No.

00:59:58You planned the sweetest date ever, and I brought up my dead boyfriend and cried.

01:00:03Hello.

01:00:04I'm Martha, and I ruin everything.

01:00:07No.

01:00:07You didn't ruin anything.

01:00:09Because that would mean I don't like you anymore, and I think I'm into you now more than ever.

01:00:14How is that even possible?

01:00:16Because you're incredibly real.

01:00:19And I'm not trying to figure out what you're thinking, because let's be honest, you say it out loud all the time.

01:00:26That's not a good thing.

01:00:29Well, I think it is.

01:00:30So, any other surprises?

01:00:37No.

01:00:38That was the last one.

01:00:40Then, while our guitarist is on a break, I want to play you this new song I'm into.

01:00:44Okay, cool.

01:00:45But there's one condition.

01:00:47Uh-oh.

01:00:48We have to dance.

01:00:49Like, in our rooms?

01:00:52Or you want me to come over?

01:00:54No, no, no.

01:00:55Stand up.

01:00:56Right here, right now.

01:00:58Dance with me.

01:00:59Okay.

01:00:59So, you haven't waited all night for you to come and make it right.

01:01:05I thought you never heard me like the way you did tonight.

01:01:10Wait, hang on.

01:01:11I got the best idea.

01:01:14Ooh!

01:01:14I'm going to be all right, be all right, right.

01:01:21I don't need you.

01:01:22I don't need you.

01:01:23I don't need you.

01:01:25I don't need you.

01:01:26I don't need you.

01:01:27I don't need you.

01:01:28I don't need you.

01:01:30I don't need you.

01:01:31I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't need you.

01:01:34I don't need you.

01:01:37That was so much fun.

01:01:39Yeah.

01:01:40I haven't danced like that in a long time.

01:01:42Me neither.

01:01:44Hey, I had a really great time tonight.

01:01:46Like, really great.

01:01:48Yeah.

01:01:48Yeah, me too.

01:01:50Martha?

01:01:51Yeah?

01:01:52I really hope you kiss more than two people in your lifetime.

01:01:54Oh, yeah?

01:01:55How come?

01:01:56Because I plan on being number three.

01:01:57I'd like that.

01:02:02All right, I'll talk to you soon.

01:02:14Hey, nerd.

01:02:15Why are you calling me?

01:02:17Well, I heard you and Brett are talking.

01:02:20Or whatever.

01:02:20And that is your business, how?

01:02:24Well, there's something you should know about breath.

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