Fighting In Public Prank Pt. 2 (ft. Tommy Smokes)

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Dani Jackel | Dani Jackel

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00:00Honestly, like, I think we're f***ing done. Like, I can't do this.

00:03Alright.

00:03Yeah, no. So, welcome back to my channel. My name is Danny Jackal.

00:07And I'm Tommy Smokes.

00:08And today we're in New York City and we're going to be arguing in public.

00:10Like, stop wearing my thongs. It's actually f***ing disgusting.

00:13I don't really see why it's a big deal for you.

00:16I don't want brown stains on my thong, Tommy.

00:19Well, wiping is hard sometimes.

00:21Oh my god, like, are you hearing this? Like, my boyfriend's literally a psychopath.

00:24I'm sorry, why do you want to wear my thong?

00:26Like, first off, if you're going to do that, buy your own.

00:28You can buy your own.

00:32I mean, money's tight right now.

00:33If anyone...

00:34Listen, I have a fun night out and I want to feel sexy with my boys.

00:37Why can't I throw on a nice spandex thong?

00:39I mean, that's a red flag in itself, babe.

00:41Like, why would it turn me on if it's my own thong, right?

00:44Surprise me with something else. Spice it up a little.

00:46You want me to wear another girl's thong?

00:47You guys...

00:48Honestly...

00:48You got any to lend me?

00:50Okay, I'm so sorry.

00:51Ignore him. He's like, actually, that is so repulsive.

00:55You guys really don't have any extra thongs?

00:56I don't know what's this...

00:59I apologize, I don't.

01:01Um, it is a red flag.

01:03I'm so grossed out.

01:04I don't want to roleplay with my parents.

01:06Like, that's sickening.

01:07I'm not with them, as them.

01:09That's a team.

01:09That's even...

01:10They won't be there.

01:11They could be maybe in the basement or the living room.

01:13That's even weirder.

01:15Like, why would you want to even think of my parents?

01:17I want to know what's it like to be Phil.

01:17I've always idolized your dad.

01:19Oh my god.

01:19What's it like to just crush Eileen?

01:23And you want me to be my mom?

01:24Yeah, and I'd be your dad.

01:26Oh my god.

01:27Like, that is so heinous.

01:29I can't believe you...

01:29How did you think of this?

01:31You're just staring at my mom all day and you want to f*** my mom?

01:33I'm staring at your dad thinking, God, I'd love to be him.

01:35Do you hear what this man is saying?

01:37I'm sickened.

01:39That's not that weird.

01:41I'm on our side.

01:42Are you guys a couple?

01:43Yes, we are.

01:44Would you ever do something like that?

01:46I...

01:47You are the...

01:48I'd be her dad.

01:49And he wants me to be my mom.

01:50And then I say, Eileen, get in here.

01:53And she says, oh, Phil, I love you.

01:55I need you.

01:56And then we have intercourse.

01:58Literally nothing sounds worse to me.

02:01Do you want to do my parents?

02:02My god.

02:04So compromise.

02:06I'll be your dad.

02:07You just be yourself.

02:10Is there a loop of it there?

02:11I mean, I...

02:12That's also...

02:13I just...

02:14You're putting catnip on your d***.

02:17Like, that's disgusting.

02:18I don't want our cat to be eating that off of you.

02:20I don't mind it.

02:21It feels nice.

02:24Oh, my god.

02:24That's like...

02:25That's seriously, like, repulsive.

02:27I'm sorry that I'm a better cat owner than you are.

02:29But do you not get enough p***y as it is?

02:31Like...

02:31I mean, no, not really.

02:33Like...

02:33I mean, that's another argument for another day.

02:34Am I not enough for you?

02:35What do I start putting peanut butter on me for our dog?

02:38I mean, my god.

02:39He eats out of his bowl fine.

02:40So that would be f***ing bizarre.

02:42Are you guys eating?

02:43Yeah.

02:43If your boyfriend put catnip on his d*** for your cat to eat off of him,

02:47would you be okay with that?

02:49No, I would break up with him.

02:50It's almost cheating.

02:51What if it's the only way the cat eats?

02:53Let the cat starve, Tony.

02:55Let the cat starve.

02:56The cat was about to die.

02:57Did you train the cat to do that?

02:59No.

03:00How could I even do that?

03:01I don't think the cat just thinks things.

03:03No.

03:03I think he's training things.

03:05The cat doesn't just do that.

03:06Listen, we try to bowl.

03:07We try to cup.

03:08And next up...

03:09Yeah, the next thing is...

03:10Put it around my fries.

03:11No.

03:12And he eats, like, well often.

03:16Cats gotta eat.

03:16So...

03:17Honestly, like, I think we're f***ing done.

03:20Like, I can't do this.

03:21All right.

03:22Yeah, no, so...

03:24Can I keep the cat?

03:25Sure.

03:25Take the f***ing cat with you.

03:26I don't want it all over me.

03:28When?

03:29There.

03:29Now you have your f***ing joy.

03:31Cool.

03:31There you go.

03:37I mean, I'm not gonna kiss you.

03:39It's one kiss.

03:40Tommy, you are my brother.

03:41I'm not about to kiss my brother.

03:43I need to practice.

03:44Who am I?

03:44You can't practice on random girls.

03:46That's assault.

03:47You can find somebody on a dating app and you can do that.

03:51That's the issue.

03:51Every time I go on a date with a girl, she says, you're a terrible kisser and I need to get better.

03:54I'm not kissing you.

03:56I...

03:57Like, what?

03:58How does that not get through your...

03:59Why are you such a prude?

04:00What?

04:01My...

04:01You're...

04:01No, you're my brother.

04:02You slept with dozens of guys.

04:04That...

04:04That aren't my brothers.

04:06Okay?

04:07That was the one second cousin.

04:08Just because we're from Alabama does not mean I'm about to kiss you.

04:10You're being weird about this.

04:12I think people would agree with me.

04:13I don't think so.

04:14Why don't you ask them?

04:16Why don't you ask?

04:16Excuse me, guys.

04:17Do you think it's weird if I ask my sister for one kiss so that I could practice being a better kisser?

04:23On the mouth?

04:24Yeah.

04:25Tongue and...

04:25Tongue?

04:26Yeah, I mean, a make-out.

04:27No.

04:28I think it's weird.

04:28You think it is weird?

04:30But who else am I supposed to practice?

04:33I think...

04:34Go to, like, a club?

04:35Smart.

04:36Smart.

04:37Here's the thing.

04:38We have kissed once before.

04:40We said we weren't going to f***ing talk about that.

04:42I mean, well, guess what?

04:43It's brought up.

04:44It's in the ether.

04:45Oh, my God.

04:46Was that a good kisser?

04:47No.

04:47Exactly.

04:48So I need to practice more.

04:49No, it didn't have...

04:50Oh, my God.

04:51I hope you worked that out.

04:52Thank you guys for your advice.

04:54Thanks.

04:55Yeah.

04:55Take care.

04:56I'll get out.

04:57Why don't you just kiss our other sister?

04:59I mean, come on.

05:00Good.

05:00Your magic sucks.

05:07I don't know why you think that you can, like, make...

05:10Magically make your s*** bigger.

05:12I can.

05:12I can do a lot of different stuff.

05:14He used to be an accountant.

05:15Very successful.

05:17And then he drops everything.

05:19Becomes a magician.

05:20Thinks that he's this great magician.

05:21He's horrible.

05:22He convinces me.

05:23He goes,

05:23Babe, I swear I can make my s*** bigger.

05:25No, you can't.

05:26I mean, I'm in the process.

05:28It's a 6 to 12 month long trick.

05:30But I do a lot of tricks.

05:33I mean, they'll make themselves taller, so...

05:35Right.

05:35Same thing.

05:36Okay, you're not helping me at all with this.

05:39I don't know if it's magic, though.

05:40What's behind your ear?

05:41Oh, my God.

05:42A dollar?

05:43Thanks.

05:44I mean...

05:44No, nothing.

05:45It's all your money.

05:46I mean, if you want him, I think I'm about done here.

05:49I think I've tapped out.

05:50No, I'm so okay.

05:51You seemed on his side with all of it, no?

05:54I mean, she's good.

05:55Yeah, I think I'm good.

05:56So nobody wants me.

05:57Yeah, she's not a getting game.

05:58Great.

05:59So I'm a f***ing loser magician.

06:00Who no girl likes.

06:01Yes, basically.

06:02It's okay.

06:03You'll find your colleague one day, somehow.

06:05Yeah.

06:06What if I could just get it to five inches?

06:08I think we'd have a real better relief.

06:12Guys, we're totally messing around.

06:14We're not so serious.

06:14No, but I don't think so soon.

06:16Yeah, yeah.

06:16No, no.

06:17We're just joking.

06:18Is it cool if you guys know if we end up using your reactions in the video?

06:21Oh, yeah.

06:21I don't really care.

06:22You're fine.

06:22Yeah, go ahead.

06:24Is it cool if you guys know if we use your reactions in the video?

06:26Oh, yeah.

06:26Of course.

06:26Awesome.

06:27Thank you so much.

06:28You guys are awesome though.

06:29Is it cool if we use that in the video?

06:30Oh, yeah.

06:31Sure.

06:31Can we follow you?

06:32Oh, my gosh.

06:32Yes.

06:33Thank you guys so much for watching the video.

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06:40Be sure to go follow Tommy Smokes on all his platforms.

06:43He's kind of funny.

06:44I'll give him that.

06:45And I'm a good arguer.

06:46I think I won most of our arguments.

06:48You may have.

06:49I'll give you that.

06:50But anyways, see ya.

06:51See ya.

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