The Garfield Movie explained by an Asian

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00:00The movie begins with a deadbeat father leaving Garfield to get food

00:02And he's all like

00:03Papa no!

00:04And the little kitten cries in the rain

00:06But then he smells

00:08SOMEBODY SPELL LIFE!

00:11And sees pizza and chases after it

00:12As we're then introduced to John

00:13The loner with no friends and family

00:15Aww

00:16Now when's the last time you went to a restaurant seeing a kid impersonating as a chicken?

00:19They should have added babies crying and kids throwing a tantrum in the restaurant to make this scene more realistic

00:23Trust me John, you are not missing out

00:25Hey buddy

00:28The waiter

00:30Zubo, did you like this evening?

00:31Obesity

00:32Huh?

00:33Where'd he go?

00:34And the little kitten eats and eats

00:35Your dad is a slut

00:36Ta-da

00:37Tell your dad I said hi

00:38Hey, Ginger

00:39You're cute but I can't have pets in my apartment

00:42Go on

00:44Sheeper

00:44Bye

00:45No, wait, shit!

00:46You're homeless

00:48Aren't you?

00:48Boy, don't expose me like that

00:50I'll make you fool for me with a kiss

00:51Thank you, pretty privilege

00:53And that's how John became my slave

00:55So in the comics, John is 29 years old and 22 in the Garfield show

00:57So assuming he's at the latest age of 29

00:59Bro owns a house and takes care of a cat and a dog named Odie

01:02So John is doing pretty well in life

01:03And while Garfield gets pampered with food and John's love just like how we remembered

01:06Unfortunately, the film goes downhill from here

01:08So one night when the

01:09Ginger cat eats his feelings away

01:11Dogs who have foreskin for fur kidnaps Garfield and Odie

01:14And when they're sent to the middle of nowhere, a mysterious figure saves them who happens to be Garfield's dad

01:18I go get milk

01:19Huh?

01:20I go get milk

01:20Ta-da

01:21Whaaat?

01:22Show yourself!

01:23You!

01:24Hey, Ginger

01:25As we're introduced to the villain named Jinx

01:27Secret life of pets looking ass

01:28If Lizzo was a cat looking ass

01:29This is a villain nobody asked for by the way

01:31And now we're gonna hear our backstory that she's a cloud chaser with no talent

01:34So she was unable to get the attention and validation she desperately wanted

01:37You suck!

01:40So she's depressed, sad, and hungry

01:41And that's when Garfield's dad Vic lets her join the crew

01:43So one day when they're stealing milk

01:45And Jinx knew exactly what she signed up for by the way

01:47She drops the milk and she decides to pick it up

01:49Like you could've just kept running

01:50But no, she gets caught

01:52And gets sent to the pound then blames it all on Vic when it was 100% her own fault

01:55And cause nobody wanted her she never got adopted

01:57So instead she used the foreskin of them dogs to break out of prison

01:59So her villain origin story is that she dropped the milk then blamed everything onto somebody else

02:03Huh?

02:04So she's like Vic, cause it's all your fault, you need to steal milk for me

02:07What?

02:08Yeah, me too Vic

02:09This was exactly my reaction when I realized the rest of this film would be about stealing milk

02:12Stealing milk?

02:13Who gives a shit about milk?

02:14Who wants to watch a movie about stealing milk?

02:17I'd rather watch Garfield get type 2 diabetes and start losing weight using Ozempic

02:20What is this villain?

02:22Remember when villains actually had a backstory you could look at and say

02:24Hey, that's a pretty valid reason bro is how he is

02:26The hell is this shit?

02:27So Jinx forces Garfield to cooperate with his dad to steal milk

02:30So father and son is reunited for a lame ass adventure

02:32Have you ever jumped that train?

02:33I've never jumped

02:35Meanwhile John goes

02:36Hmm

02:37Huh?

02:37Food?

02:38But that fat ass never leaves food

02:39Big boy

02:40Big boy

02:41And on their journey to steal milk from a farm

02:43Another disappointing part of the film is that it just wasn't funny as the film relies a lot of scenes around comedy

02:47But because the jokes didn't land I thought maybe it's because I'm a lot older now

02:50So I watched my favorite Garfield film again that I enjoyed a lot as a kid and I still found it pretty funny and entertaining

02:55ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

02:58Watching a man lose his nuts absolute cinema

03:00Man this film had a lot of potential

03:02You in a pile of shit

03:03I know daddy

03:04And John be like

03:05What do you mean you don't sell cats?

03:07This is Chinese restaurant

03:08And once arriving to the farms there's a gate stopping them

03:10We get through easy

03:12ugh

03:12Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

03:13Baah

03:14Bruh

03:15We're cooked

03:16Then Garfield sees a bull that's a walking green flag that's been loyal to one cow his whole life

03:19And you wanna know what's hilarious about putting cows as important characters in a Garfield film

03:23Garfield's favorite food is lasagna which contains beef

03:26He eats pepperoni which has beef

03:28And has meatballs which is beef

03:29Bro loves to eat cows all the time and he's like

03:31If you help us break in we'll save ya girl

03:33Acting like he cares about cows to get help from a bull

03:35But I bet Garfield likes Korean barbecue more than me

03:37Meanwhile John be like

03:39Ahahahahahahahahahahaha

03:40And Garfield is that sort of trained, but not really.

03:44You left me for the milk.

03:46That's not true.

03:47That night you're so hungry, but I broke.

03:49And I so ugly, nobody give you a food.

03:52And instead of using your cute face to get free food,

03:55my ugly ass decided to leave you and went out on my own.

03:57And when I got you the little tiny sardine that won't do shit to you,

04:01you gone.

04:02Then I noticed you use pretty privilege to find good slave who will feed you good food,

04:07something I couldn't do.

04:08And although it hurt me to see you love somebody else,

04:11I thought it's best you leave my broke ugly ass.

04:14I never knew.

04:15And now you're barely bigger than mine.

04:17Then the bull in trucks went they will break in.

04:18But the foreskin dogs eavesdropped the conversation to tell Jinx,

04:21Here.

04:21Eww disgusting.

04:22Do you ever clean your sagginess?

04:24So Jinx snitches to the police to get Garfield and his dad caught and sent to the pound,

04:27which was a real plan the whole time.

04:28Officer, there are two thugs that were-

04:30Meow meow meow meow.

04:32And one officer was able to translate the call using an app on her phone called CritiTalk,

04:35and is now targeting any trespasser.

04:37Boring.

04:38Who the hell can?

04:41I think what makes Garfield so appealing is that he's relatable.

04:43Chilling on the couch, watching TV all day, and eating Italian food is something everyone enjoys and can relate to.

04:47So no offense to cows, but I don't think anyone can relate to wanting to steal milk or rescuing a cow.

04:53Unless you're from Peter.

04:54I'd much rather watch Garfield go to an all-you-can-eat buffet and see him eat a whole cow in under 20 minutes.

04:58Anyway, the officer ends up finding them.

05:00You lucky I'm not Chinese.

05:02Huh.

05:02Ugh.

05:03Zzz.

05:03AAAAAAAAHHHHH.

05:05Yo, how is he not dead?

05:06Forgive me.

05:07Eeeey.

05:08Ugh.

05:08Then the dad gets the keys and leaves Garfield behind again.

05:10No, wait!

05:11Hehehehe.

05:12Please, daddy.

05:14Aww.

05:15So Vic steals the milk and breaks the gates.

05:16While the bull continues to get cock-blocked, and is unable to give her the obby's delight as Garfield and Odie get sent to the pound.

05:22Then Vic shows up with the milk just for Jinx to say,

05:24It was never about the milk.

05:26I wanted you in prison, dumbass.

05:28And while Garfield sucks in a cage, he gets told by other cats Vic always saw him and watched him from an oak tree.

05:32Yeah, sure he did.

05:33But since Garfield has an owner, John takes him home.

05:35Weeeeh, I thought I had herpes.

05:37Then Garfield returns to his pampered life of goodness.

05:40But he notices the oak tree the other cats claim Vic used to watch him from.

05:42So Garfield checks it out and finds out his dad is not a deadbeat.

05:45He does care.

05:47So they decide to rescue Vic, ditching John again.

05:49And sees Jinx's plan to throw Vic off of a train.

05:51And with the help of the beef, Garfield enjoys eating.

05:53Ginger gets on the train.

05:54No, no, no, eat a mitchin.

05:57Die!

05:58Oh no, we stuck.

06:00Where will you go now?

06:01Well, I have John's credit card.

06:03And with the power of cringing, Uber eats.

06:05Garfield uses food to fight and rescue his daddy.

06:07As we then get a Looney Tunes ass moment that gets Garfield and his dad to bounce back onto the train.

06:12Shit.

06:13Ooh, your head's going to splat.

06:14I wish we could have spent more time together.

06:16Maybe in the next life.

06:17Damn.

06:18Throw them off.

06:19They love each other.

06:20So?

06:21Ooh, I'm covered in foreskin and believe in love.

06:23I won't listen to you anymore.

06:25Ah!

06:26Ah-hay-yah!

06:27Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

06:28Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha!

06:30And they will get rescued and saved cause' it's that kinda movie.

06:33Ah!

06:34And for the aftermath, Garfield exchanges Jinx for the cow the bull wants.

06:36And the crazy cat gets sent to the pound.

06:38I wonder who Jinx is gonna blame next?

06:40What? Let me guess, the bridge?

06:41Then the cow and bull nobody cares about reunites.

06:44What you tryin' to do?

06:45He-he.

06:46Oh, she want that meat! She want his obbies!

06:49And he wants to drink that calcium!

06:51Never did I think I'd see two cows have a freak-off in a Garfield movie, but here we are.

06:54Cause in a Garfield film, I thought I'd see them on the grill.

06:57And with a Rotten Tomatoes score of 36%, comment down below your thoughts on the film.

07:00Cause I think it had the potential to be so much more than a film spending an hour on stealing milk.

07:04Now usually my videos are a lot longer, but this one is shorter.

07:06And it's literally cause not much happens in this film, and some scenes are kinda boring.

07:10As the film ends with Vic getting adopted by John, Jinx never being loved or adopted,

07:14and Garfield having a happily ever after.

07:16Thank you guys so much for watching.

07:17I'm pretty excited to show you next week's video as I promise it'll be a lot funnier and a lot more voiceovers.

07:21Hope you guys have an amazing week, it's been your boy KC, and yeah, until next time.

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