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00:00:00Bernard Deytona
00:00:30I don't want to work away
00:00:41Doing just what they all say
00:00:44Work hard, boy, and you'll find
00:00:48One day you'll have a job like mine
00:00:52Cause I know for sure
00:00:56Nobody should be that poor
00:00:59To say yes, single no
00:01:03Because you happen to say so
00:01:06Say so, you say so
00:01:09I don't want to work away
00:01:12Doing just what they all say
00:01:15Work hard, boy, and you'll find
00:01:19One day you'll have a job like mine
00:01:22Put out my time tonight
00:01:24Hello? Oh, Susan, come to my office, please
00:01:35Right away
00:01:36As you know, the job pays reasonably well
00:01:40And if you work hard, who knows
00:01:42You may end up behind this desk one day
00:01:45Come in
00:01:52This is Nick
00:01:54Michael
00:01:55Oh, I'm sorry, Michael
00:01:56He's new here
00:01:58Tell him about his duties
00:01:59And, well, he's to start at once
00:02:01Turn that off
00:02:03Now, you get your wages every Saturday
00:02:06Good luck, son
00:02:07Thanks a lot, gov
00:02:08None of your gov in this establishment
00:02:11It's always sir
00:02:13Don't forget
00:02:14Please, sir
00:02:15Thank you, sir
00:02:16All right
00:02:17There's a storeroom there where you can leave bits and pieces
00:02:26Cashier's desk
00:02:27Down this corridor's the main baths
00:02:29Men's on the left, women's on the right
00:02:31That's my box from down the end there with the door open
00:02:34You've got one on the left
00:02:35Your first job?
00:02:38Yeah
00:02:38I thought it would be all right
00:02:41I only left school at Christmas
00:02:45You'd be all right here
00:02:47You can leave your coat there
00:02:49I'll show you the pool
00:02:54Hey, will I be allowed to swim there?
00:03:02Yeah, any time you want
00:03:03Hey, hey
00:03:03Come on, this way
00:03:06I'll show you what to do
00:03:07Keep going, it won't be so cold
00:03:09I'll explain to you about the bar
00:03:11Oh, that's the toilets there
00:03:13Both those doors there
00:03:14As I said, it's your box from on the left
00:03:17And that's my section
00:03:19Come here, handsome
00:03:20You'll get yourself great tips
00:03:22Even better than mine
00:03:23What do you mean?
00:03:25Uh, number four hasn't been done out
00:03:27I'll show you what to do in here
00:03:28Well, you know, old chap
00:03:30Ladies of a certain age
00:03:33Tend to favour polite and obliging young boys
00:03:35So do some gentlemen
00:03:37Yeah
00:03:37Well, first you
00:03:39I'm not to wait on ladies, am I?
00:03:42We'll see
00:03:43First, you scrub it out
00:03:45I know some women would tip you ten bob
00:03:48For nothing, really
00:03:48Just for imagining things
00:03:51Yeah
00:03:52After some of them
00:03:54This is
00:03:55Quite a job
00:03:57Then you lay out
00:03:58A clean towel
00:04:00Soap
00:04:01A dry brush
00:04:02A mat
00:04:03A bathrobe
00:04:05And a sheet of
00:04:06Can I help you do it?
00:04:07No, it's alright
00:04:08And, uh, wipe the masterpieces off the wall
00:04:10And don't believe everything you read
00:04:13As the teacher said
00:04:14When they're in here
00:04:16They're all supermen
00:04:17Right, can you remember all that?
00:04:18Um, towel
00:04:20No, wash it
00:04:22Towel
00:04:24Bath mat
00:04:25Bathrobe
00:04:28Um, sheet
00:04:30And?
00:04:31And masterpieces
00:04:32Right
00:04:33That's a bit rough, but it'll do
00:04:34Right
00:04:36We'll go and get you changed
00:04:38You've got shorts and a t-shirt
00:04:41And a white coat like mine
00:04:43Here you are
00:04:44Your first customer
00:04:45Oh, sir
00:04:47Please come in
00:04:48Uh, number five
00:04:51I think, please, sir
00:04:51Just, just down there
00:04:52Hang on, I'll get a towel
00:04:54What did they say?
00:04:56Number five
00:04:56Number five
00:04:58What's number five?
00:04:59What's number five?
00:05:00No, sir
00:05:00No, please, sir
00:05:01Number five is down there
00:05:03Um, yeah, number five
00:05:05This is number two, please
00:05:06Sir, come, come, come
00:05:08Um, shower, sir, please
00:05:11Uh, towel
00:05:11Soap bath
00:05:13Soap
00:05:14Soap
00:05:15A bathrobe
00:05:17Hello
00:05:21Hold on, I'll see if she's here
00:05:24Susan
00:05:25I can't find her
00:05:30Sorry
00:05:31Yes
00:05:31Oh, there you are
00:05:34There was a call for you
00:05:36Sorry
00:05:38Who?
00:05:41A man, of course
00:05:42Of course
00:05:47Mike?
00:06:15Yeah?
00:06:15Uh, Mike, be a dear
00:06:16Look after my section for a bit, will you?
00:06:18I've got to pop out for a couple of minutes
00:06:19There's a customer I know in the waiting room
00:06:21She's a decent sort
00:06:22Put her in, uh, cubicle three
00:06:25Yeah, but
00:06:26Are you not worried, are you?
00:06:29All right?
00:06:32Yeah, all right, Susan
00:06:33And, uh, don't call her gov
00:06:37Uh, the girl attendant isn't here, madam
00:06:58But, uh, but I will show you to your cabin
00:07:00Lovely
00:07:01Uh
00:07:02Your
00:07:05Cabin
00:07:08You're new here, aren't you?
00:07:11Yes
00:07:11You keen on football?
00:07:13Yes, madam
00:07:14Uh, would you get me a shampoo for, uh, medium dry hair?
00:07:20You'll find it in the girls' box room
00:07:22Thank you
00:07:35Come in.
00:07:59Oh, it's you, boy.
00:08:00Yes, I'm Poo, madam.
00:08:02Would you help me with this?
00:08:03Yes, ma'am.
00:08:04Yes, ma'am.
00:08:11The buttons as well.
00:08:13Um, yes, madam.
00:08:16Careful, boy, you're so rough.
00:08:18Sorry, lady, madam.
00:08:20Um, will that be all?
00:08:22Uh, no, this is a bloody nuisance as well.
00:08:25You might as well undo it while you're here.
00:08:27Um, look, I was, no, I don't know how.
00:08:32All right, if you're so useless.
00:08:34Thank you, ma'am.
00:08:34Wait a minute.
00:08:36Here.
00:08:37Take this and get out.
00:08:39Oh, no, no, really, thank you.
00:08:41It's okay, nothing, really.
00:08:42It was nothing.
00:08:42Oh, no, what's happening.
00:08:49Oh, no, they didn't touch me.
00:08:53Oh, no, it's still alive, don't you?
00:08:54What?
00:08:55Do you know what?
00:08:55Oh, no, no, it's beautiful.
00:08:57Oh, no, it's-
00:08:58Oh, no, it hurts!
00:08:59Oh, no, it hits.
00:09:00Oh, no, it hurts.
00:09:02Pyro sencillo.
00:09:03Yes, yes, of course isn't getting Joining.
00:09:04Oh, no!
00:09:05Hey,플ary.
00:09:06Oh, no, it's over, honey.
00:09:06уки in hits.
00:09:07who will be the first in
00:09:14shoes off
00:09:19everybody
00:09:37you
00:09:44you
00:09:46you
00:09:48you
00:09:50you
00:09:55you
00:09:57you
00:10:01you
00:10:03you
00:10:09come on come come come come come come
00:10:24come
00:10:28happy a good time
00:10:43happy a good time
00:10:50hmm
00:10:54help
00:10:59help
00:11:03help
00:11:05i didn't faint
00:11:07i think the water was too hot
00:11:09i felt getting
00:11:10oh
00:11:11oh i just
00:11:12come on
00:11:13if i could just rest
00:11:14oh
00:11:16oh
00:11:17look i guess
00:11:18wait
00:11:19wait
00:11:20something really happened
00:11:21i mean
00:11:22it wouldn't look good would it if
00:11:23if you were in here with me
00:11:25just wait a little
00:11:26let's see
00:11:27pass off
00:11:28hmm
00:11:30are you
00:11:32are you keen on football
00:11:34all the boys are aren't they
00:11:36yes
00:11:37one way or another
00:11:38it's always tackle
00:11:40dribble
00:11:41dribble
00:11:42shoot
00:11:43yes but
00:11:44why can't you look into my eyes
00:11:46look
00:11:47boy
00:11:48stop it
00:11:49stop staring at my tits
00:11:51what position do you play in boy
00:11:53go
00:11:54where do you play
00:11:55okay ma'am
00:11:56well it doesn't matter they're all the same now
00:11:58they're all playing all over the pit
00:12:00pushing
00:12:01hard
00:12:02barking
00:12:03tight
00:12:04screaming the ball
00:12:05tackle
00:12:06tackle
00:12:07dribble
00:12:08dribble
00:12:09shoot
00:12:10keep your eyes up
00:12:11boy it isn't decent
00:12:12did you see georgie best score
00:12:15those six goals
00:12:16at northampton
00:12:17hmm
00:12:18six
00:12:19hmm
00:12:20the second one
00:12:21and he got his head
00:12:23to it
00:12:24just a touch
00:12:25and it flew in
00:12:26or that other one
00:12:29when he
00:12:30when he
00:12:31dribbled across the field
00:12:33a dummy
00:12:34close dribble
00:12:35dribble
00:12:36and
00:12:37and shot
00:12:38no
00:12:39no he just
00:12:40he just pushed it in
00:12:42just
00:12:43glided in
00:12:44slowly
00:12:46just
00:12:47inside the post
00:12:49oh no
00:12:50you can't keep georgie out
00:12:52oh boy
00:12:53oh boy
00:12:54boy
00:12:55georgie
00:12:56oh
00:12:57god
00:12:58best
00:12:59oh
00:13:00oh
00:13:01oh
00:13:02get out
00:13:03i don't need you anymore
00:13:06oh
00:13:07oh
00:13:08oh
00:13:09oh
00:13:10oh
00:13:11oh
00:13:12oh
00:13:13oh
00:13:14oh
00:13:15oh
00:13:16oh
00:13:17oh
00:13:18oh
00:13:19oh boy
00:13:20oh boy
00:13:21oh
00:13:23oh
00:13:24oh
00:13:25mike
00:13:26what are you doing up there
00:13:29well is it okay to be up here
00:13:30manager never comes up here
00:13:32what is it
00:13:35oh
00:13:36it's just some birds up here nesting
00:13:38really
00:13:41here this is for you
00:13:44ten bob
00:13:45from that fat beauty
00:13:47how was it all right
00:13:48i don't want the money
00:13:50oh
00:13:51come on
00:13:52don't be so childish
00:13:53you keep it
00:13:54i don't want it
00:13:55you keep it
00:13:56so i don't want it
00:13:57mike
00:13:58i er
00:13:59helped out a bit here while you were busy with her
00:14:01thanks
00:14:03do you see what i mean
00:14:05you can pick up quite a bit really
00:14:07you don't have to do anything for it
00:14:10just
00:14:11go along with the gag that's all i want
00:14:13do you think we'd better go down
00:14:18i'll erm
00:14:20i'll pick them out
00:14:23and tell you when to swap
00:14:25shop
00:14:26that sounds like my dad
00:14:29shop michael
00:14:30that sounds like
00:14:31hey let's have some service here
00:14:34hey let's have some service here
00:14:39could be my father
00:14:43mum
00:14:44dad
00:14:45hey mum please look this is for gents only
00:14:47you'll have to go in the woman's
00:14:48what can we get
00:14:49it's your mum's bath night son
00:14:51sorry you're
00:14:52mum is by
00:14:57better late than ever
00:14:58if you ask me eh son
00:14:59look please mum go in the woman's
00:15:01you'll get the full treatment okay
00:15:03have full treatment
00:15:07how goes it son
00:15:08oh it
00:15:10goes all right
00:15:16Sue
00:15:17Sue
00:15:18you know that woman you've got in there
00:15:19it's me mum
00:15:21so what
00:15:22well be nice to her
00:15:23give her the treatment
00:15:25it's too late
00:15:27what
00:15:28i had to put her in her place
00:15:31but why
00:15:33she deserves it
00:15:35Sue what are you saying i told you
00:15:37it's me mum
00:15:38your mum is a cow
00:15:44Sue
00:15:46Sue
00:15:48don't say things like that
00:15:50it's not nice
00:15:52she's a cow
00:16:01your mother's a silly old cow
00:16:03yes
00:16:04she can't be she's dead
00:16:05she can't be she's dead
00:16:26it's too up
00:16:27i'm sorry
00:16:28goodnight
00:16:29see you at home
00:16:35goodnight
00:16:36see you at home
00:16:37o
00:16:40Ñ‹
00:16:44you
00:16:45you
00:16:46can't be
00:16:47who
00:16:48you
00:16:50Ñ‹
00:17:51Will you see her?
00:17:52Oh, my mum left this for you.
00:17:59Did she?
00:18:01Go on, go on.
00:18:03i'm afraid the girl attendant isn't here but i'll show you to your cabin madam
00:18:14are you new here yes but i don't like football can you fetch me a bottle of shampoo please yep
00:18:23oh that's no good i need a medicated one well if it's no good it's no good what can i do
00:18:33so
00:18:37so
00:18:41so
00:18:45so
00:18:47so
00:18:53Um, it's your medicated shampoo.
00:19:12Thanks.
00:19:17Sorry.
00:19:19Sir!
00:19:21Mike!
00:19:23It's good to see you again. How are you?
00:19:25I'm fine, sir.
00:19:26You like working here? It's fun, huh?
00:19:28Oh, it keeps me fit now I'm no longer in your class.
00:19:30Does it?
00:19:36Not bad.
00:19:40I expect I'll be running into you now and again.
00:19:43In winter I take a bath here occasionally.
00:19:46See you around.
00:19:48Come on, get your clothes and what are we all hanging about for?
00:19:50What are you up in?
00:19:51Mm, thanks.
00:19:54Where do you want it?
00:19:55Let's sit over here.
00:20:00Cheese and pickle, is that all right?
00:20:01Yeah, great.
00:20:03Here, look at this.
00:20:05Ryan.
00:20:06Do you bleed now?
00:20:07I must be swimming.
00:20:09Here, look at this lot.
00:20:09Hit me headboard.
00:20:10Look.
00:20:11I feel like an organ grinder. Look at this.
00:20:13Look.
00:20:14All right.
00:20:15Look at the old one up on the board there.
00:20:17I bet you can't do that, Mike.
00:20:23I never tried.
00:20:25It's always the first time.
00:20:27Hey, that's her.
00:20:28That's the girl.
00:20:30Oh, to be a sandwich now that spring is here.
00:20:32Why don't you go and change in the men's room?
00:20:35You can't change out here.
00:20:36It's all right.
00:20:36She's seen it all before, hasn't she?
00:20:38Hey, you can't swim like that.
00:20:39I mean, have you had her yet?
00:20:42Have you been up there?
00:20:44Got around there?
00:20:44Is she any good, is she?
00:20:47Give us it back.
00:20:49Oh, you...
00:20:49Right there.
00:20:50Don't get it.
00:20:51Get your bloody self.
00:20:53Come on.
00:20:54Push him.
00:20:55Push him.
00:20:55In the water.
00:20:57Ah.
00:20:59Get him.
00:21:00I'll get him.
00:21:01That's it.
00:21:03Hold him down.
00:21:05Get him down.
00:21:05Get him down.
00:21:09Don't let him get away.
00:21:35Here you are.
00:21:36They're quite dry now.
00:21:39No good.
00:21:51You see, it's the same every night in winter.
00:21:53It never starts on its own.
00:22:02One of these days, I'm really going to give her one.
00:22:05What?
00:22:06That girl, Susan.
00:22:10Right, Mike, you jump in the driving seat, and I'll push.
00:22:15Release the clutch very slowly.
00:22:17Once we're going at a bit of a lick.
00:22:22You know how many people have made her.
00:22:26Yes, sir?
00:22:26Can I help you?
00:22:27It's all right.
00:22:28I've already talked to the manager.
00:22:29Oh, great.
00:22:30It's these.
00:22:30Did you read about these?
00:22:31Can I have one?
00:22:32Put my room?
00:22:33Yes, of course.
00:22:33Oh, fantastic.
00:22:35Do you see it in the paper?
00:22:37What does it say?
00:22:38It's that thing from the family family association.
00:22:41The pregnant man.
00:22:42I think it's a good idea.
00:22:43It's stupid.
00:22:44Gives you quite a shot, doesn't it?
00:22:45It's completely stupid.
00:22:46Carry on.
00:22:46Bye-bye.
00:22:47Why is it stupid?
00:22:48Because a man can never get pregnant.
00:22:50That's hardly the point.
00:22:51The point is, it's a shock.
00:22:53It makes you look at it, and then you think about, perhaps I ought to think about.
00:22:56About what?
00:22:57The only thing is stupid.
00:22:57How could a man ever be like that?
00:22:59You can tell them.
00:23:00You can see if you look like that.
00:23:01Come here.
00:23:02Come here.
00:23:02You can see it's just a cushion.
00:23:04Shut up.
00:23:06Sit down.
00:23:07Put your feet up here.
00:23:10Here you come.
00:23:10What?
00:23:11Here you come.
00:23:12Live.
00:23:14Just relax.
00:23:15Just relax.
00:23:17Just relax.
00:23:18Just go.
00:23:18Susan, you're not in there.
00:23:21Lay down.
00:23:23There.
00:23:23See?
00:23:23See?
00:23:25Fantastic.
00:23:25You can be there.
00:23:25You'll be trying it around with them.
00:23:26Susan, stop it.
00:23:28Susan.
00:23:29Wait, wait a minute.
00:23:30I've got a bit up.
00:23:32I don't need customers, please.
00:23:33Hey, hey, hey.
00:23:34Stop it.
00:23:36I'll be arrested for defacing government property.
00:23:41Defacing.
00:23:42Go ahead.
00:23:43Def...
00:23:43Slide down, right?
00:23:50Oh, that's fantastic.
00:23:52That's great.
00:23:52Yes, really good.
00:23:53It's very good.
00:23:55Yeah.
00:23:55Do you feel it?
00:23:56What?
00:23:57What?
00:23:58The babies, do they?
00:24:00It's very good.
00:24:00Stand up at six, then.
00:24:04Yeah, it's not bad.
00:24:05Yeah?
00:24:06Would you be more careful if it was you that got pregnant?
00:24:09What?
00:24:11Would you be more careful if it was you that got pregnant?
00:24:13Yeah.
00:24:13Hmm?
00:24:14Mike?
00:24:15I...
00:24:15I...
00:24:16I...
00:24:16I...
00:24:17I can't be more careful than I am at the moment.
00:24:28What do you mean?
00:24:28Well, I just mean that I'm...
00:24:33I've never...
00:24:35I've never...
00:24:36I've never...
00:24:36Really?
00:24:37No.
00:24:39Well, not that you want to be.
00:24:40Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course I want to be.
00:24:44I'm not like some of these people who are...
00:24:45Don't get embarrassed.
00:24:46...always going around girls and...
00:24:48You're all right, man.
00:24:49No, I'm not.
00:24:50It's the Igel.
00:24:50No, I'm not.
00:24:51You are, obviously.
00:24:52Oh, why is that doing that?
00:24:54I'm not...
00:24:54Look, maybe I can't ask him a thing.
00:24:56I don't know why she'd be mad.
00:24:57You always go all silly when I talk about sex.
00:24:59No, I don't.
00:24:59You do?
00:25:00No, I think.
00:25:01Would you fancy it with, um...
00:25:04What do you think is...
00:25:06The cashier?
00:25:10Don't do.
00:25:12I'm not joking.
00:25:14You'll, uh, have to stay late one night.
00:25:16And you'll see her lonely, voluptuous figure
00:25:22standing, waiting for you.
00:25:25Hmm?
00:25:26Look, so you don't joke about these days, please.
00:25:29Why not joking?
00:25:31Give us a kiss.
00:25:33Give us a kiss.
00:25:33Hey.
00:25:37Hi.
00:25:46You know what, Sue?
00:26:15What?
00:26:19I could...
00:26:20I could see you home tonight if you want me to.
00:26:26You know what?
00:26:29My fiancé's picking me up tonight.
00:26:30Nice weather for ducks, isn't it?
00:26:45Oh, I don't want to see this.
00:27:05Why not?
00:27:06Oh, it's silly.
00:27:07It's dirty.
00:27:07You're not going to have one of your moodies again, are you?
00:27:09Come on.
00:27:19Two, uh, eight and sixes, please.
00:27:22Seventeen shillings, sir.
00:27:25Oh, and, uh, a packet of those chocolate things.
00:27:28Treats.
00:27:29Thanks.
00:27:29Thank you, sir.
00:27:47Oh, there are surprises even in sexual life.
00:27:50According to my latest findings, a woman has 3,267 erogenic zones.
00:28:00So.
00:28:00Good evening.
00:28:12There are many misleading theories about the subject of women who are so-called frigids.
00:28:18Books have been filled on the subject.
00:28:27Many, many books.
00:28:29But these are pseudo-scientific studies.
00:28:32Therefore, I have come to the conclusion that there are no frigid women.
00:28:37Dear friends, it all depends on you.
00:28:42When properly manipulated, dear friends.
00:28:45Scientifically speaking, excited, fondly, you can prepare your sexual partner to the highest
00:29:00level of sexual satisfaction.
00:29:15What's up?
00:29:20This bloody bastard's touching me up.
00:29:22What?
00:29:22Shh, shh.
00:29:24Shh.
00:29:24I'll get the manager.
00:29:28Yeah.
00:29:34Sue, Sue, you know it's me.
00:29:36It's only a joke.
00:29:37It's only a joke.
00:29:45It's only a joke.
00:30:15It's only a joke.
00:30:16Shh.
00:30:17Should I get the police?
00:30:18Do you want to charge him?
00:30:18Do you want to charge him?
00:30:19Of course I want to charge him.
00:30:20Of course she wants to charge him.
00:30:21All right.
00:30:22I'll get the police.
00:30:22We'll get the police.
00:30:23Go on, then.
00:30:24Right.
00:30:24All right.
00:30:25It's a good one.
00:30:26I'll get the barbed wire.
00:30:27That's nice.
00:30:27Shut up.
00:30:30Shh.
00:30:31Move up.
00:30:32Shh.
00:30:32Don't say that.
00:30:36You're making the bloody fuss, not me.
00:30:38Shh.
00:30:38What's the matter with you?
00:30:40Shut up.
00:30:41For Christ's sake, bloody move up.
00:30:43Come on, son.
00:30:53Come on, son.
00:30:54Get moving.
00:30:56Get up.
00:30:59I hope everything's all right now.
00:31:00Yes, thank you.
00:31:01You try.
00:31:02Go on.
00:31:03Yeah.
00:31:03What is the matter with you?
00:31:26Christ.
00:31:26So, you see, a little love goes a long, long way.
00:31:34What exactly were you doing to her?
00:31:38I love her.
00:31:40You perverted little monster.
00:31:43You're not perverted little monster.
00:31:45Let's get that couple in.
00:31:47We can't press charges without the evidence.
00:31:49Get them in.
00:31:50All right.
00:31:50How old are you, son?
00:31:56Fifteen.
00:31:58Fifteen?
00:31:59Fifteen.
00:32:01Fifteen.
00:32:02And you had no right to be here.
00:32:06This is an ex-film.
00:32:09They're not there.
00:32:10They've left.
00:32:11Are you sure?
00:32:12Yes, I'm sure.
00:32:14Well, then there's no charge.
00:32:16Wait a moment.
00:32:18Maybe there is.
00:32:22How old would you say this boy is?
00:32:25Well, about...
00:32:27Eighteen?
00:32:28Fifteen.
00:32:29How come you let him in?
00:32:30Fifteen.
00:32:30Fifteen?
00:32:31Yes.
00:32:32Performing manipulations of this kind at fifteen.
00:32:34Look, but I was...
00:32:35He looks much older.
00:32:37Well, I'll have to talk to the cashier.
00:32:41She had no right to sell him the ticket.
00:32:44We'll know you if it happens again.
00:32:46Well, then, we've got a note of your name and address, and you won't get off so easily next time.
00:32:52Go on, buzz off.
00:32:59Now, then.
00:33:01Well, gentlemen.
00:33:03Have a drink.
00:33:06Gin and tonic.
00:33:07I only mean that if you want me, you should understand others wanting me the same way.
00:33:15They like me, too.
00:33:17How can you compare me to him?
00:33:18He's just a kid.
00:33:19Scaring him is enough.
00:33:20A kid?
00:33:21Pouring you from behind like that?
00:33:21That's what you always try to do.
00:33:23Pour me.
00:33:24Look, why didn't you charge him in the cinema?
00:33:25You said you were going to charge him.
00:33:26We've got the manager.
00:33:26Listen, when we're married, you can look after me.
00:33:27For the time being, just let me take care of things my own way, would you?
00:33:30Oh, come on.
00:33:58Oh, come on.
00:34:00Yeah.
00:34:21This man's trying to molest me.
00:34:23Oh, one of those again, eh?
00:34:24What?
00:34:25Just one moment, sir.
00:34:27Look.
00:34:27Did he speak to you?
00:34:28Him again, this little bastard.
00:34:28He's trying to molest me.
00:34:29Decent suggestions.
00:34:30He's trying to touch me.
00:34:32Look, this little pucker was sitting behind us in the cinema.
00:34:34All right for now, sir.
00:34:36Are you charging him, boy, with impotuning?
00:34:40Huh?
00:34:40Look, he doesn't even know what it means.
00:34:41Yes, yes.
00:34:42I want to charge him.
00:34:43All right.
00:34:43Your name, sir, please.
00:34:44Look, I can explain this situation to you.
00:34:46Your name, sir, please.
00:34:48Is that what?
00:34:48Look, he's gone.
00:34:49Look.
00:34:49Look.
00:34:50I'd still like your name.
00:34:51On what are you going to base the charge?
00:34:52What is it?
00:34:53Impotuning, sir.
00:34:56Why are you always doing that?
00:34:58Well, I could use extra bob.
00:35:00Anyway, I'm bored.
00:35:01Everything gets boring after a time.
00:35:03Your fiance seems a good sort of chap.
00:35:09He's okay?
00:35:10He phoned me first thing this morning.
00:35:17Yeah?
00:35:17Yeah.
00:35:18He must have a few bob.
00:35:27When's the happy day?
00:35:29Not just yet.
00:35:32But I might decide tomorrow, as a matter of fact.
00:35:34Tomorrow?
00:35:36Why tomorrow?
00:35:38We're going to buy the ring.
00:35:40Do you think I should have a diamond, or a ruby, or maybe a sapphire?
00:35:47Hmm?
00:35:53Afterwards, sir, we're going to go and have something to eat somewhere, I'd expect.
00:35:57A little celebration.
00:35:59Then we're going to go to Skull.
00:36:02Skull?
00:36:03What's Skull?
00:36:05Mike, what are you doing?
00:36:07It's a nightclub.
00:36:08Mike, stop it.
00:36:09Stop wasting my cotton.
00:36:11Here.
00:36:12Give it to me.
00:36:13It's all dirty.
00:36:15Look what you've done.
00:36:20Madam, excuse me.
00:36:22Could you please, you're not allowed in here.
00:36:23Could you go outside?
00:36:26This is for the attendant only, you know.
00:36:27Keep an eye on my section, would you, Mike?
00:36:34Keep an eye on my section, would you, Mike?
00:36:34Thanks, I mean.
00:36:36Goodbye, bye.
00:36:37Goodbye.
00:36:37Bye.
00:36:39Bye.
00:36:40Bye, bye.
00:36:42Bye, bye.
00:36:43Bye, bye.
00:36:43Bye.
00:36:44Bye, bye.
00:36:45Bye, bye.
00:36:59Bye.
00:37:59Oh my God, oh my God.
00:38:02Where's the phone?
00:38:03Who sounded the alarm?
00:38:05Where is it?
00:38:06Who sounded the alarm?
00:38:08Just a moment.
00:38:10Now, just a moment.
00:38:12Who did it?
00:38:20Ladies.
00:38:21Ladies, turn to your section.
00:38:23You're not allowed to mix with the men.
00:38:25There is no fire.
00:38:32I know.
00:38:33I know.
00:38:34It was a false alarm.
00:38:35I apologize for any inconvenience caused.
00:38:37Return to your cubicles.
00:38:39I don't think I don't know what's going on here.
00:38:50Unpensuality.
00:38:52Tea leaves thrown down the toilet.
00:38:55Cigarette bins in the cubicles.
00:38:57And there was a dirty towel.
00:39:01Just lying in the main corridor on Tuesday afternoon.
00:39:06Just see it doesn't happen again.
00:39:08Help me!
00:39:14Stop me!
00:39:15Stop!
00:39:16Stop me!
00:39:17Help me!
00:39:18Stop!
00:39:18Oh!
00:39:19What a monster!
00:39:20It goes on forever!
00:39:22She knows who has to clear this out.
00:39:24Take it over here.
00:39:24She's stuck with you going anyway.
00:39:26Keep in there.
00:39:26Out of the way.
00:39:27Good afternoon, son.
00:39:50I'd like to know where your, um...
00:39:55It's all it is.
00:39:58Oh, toilet.
00:40:01Toilet.
00:40:02Yes, it's, um...
00:40:04You see the one, two, three on the left.
00:40:25Mye.
00:40:36get out of my way
00:40:39stay out of my way, you're crazy
00:41:06hey Sue pack it, Sue pack it up, Sue pack Susan
00:41:13don't stop my bike, you've ruined my bike
00:41:19Mike, there's a customer for you in my section
00:41:24no, I told you Sue, no more swapping
00:41:27oh it's not, she asked you by name, she knows you
00:41:30Kathy, Kathleen something on it
00:41:31Kathy?
00:41:33your girlfriend
00:41:36I haven't got one
00:41:50Kathy, where are you?
00:41:52I'm here Mike
00:41:53don't be so shy Mike, come on in
00:42:06what brings you here?
00:42:09the bath of course, your service has become
00:42:13quite famous, you know
00:42:14no really, the boys told me you were here
00:42:18you had a fight over that girl, didn't you?
00:42:21yep, she's not my girl, it's just that they were asking for it
00:42:25I was just curious
00:42:27you never phone anymore, what's the matter?
00:42:30you still want to
00:42:32look Mike, it's all right now
00:42:36since you've left, things have happened
00:42:38Kathy
00:42:38it's all right now Mike, it's all right now
00:42:41Kathy, stop it
00:42:42I don't know how to explain
00:42:45it's not you
00:42:46you're all right
00:42:48it's just that, I don't know, that old scene seems so strange now
00:42:54as if it were someone else, not me at all
00:42:58I'm sorry Kathy
00:43:02hey, don't forget your tip
00:43:12let me take it madam
00:43:32thank you
00:44:02you'd like some of this wouldn't you susan can't you see i'm busy of course i'm very lucky not
00:44:29having a weight problem i can eat almost anything
00:44:43you're very quiet this morning what's wrong with you
00:44:59just sign
00:45:29so
00:45:39so
00:46:49in that case i'm afraid you can't go in sir not unless you want to enroll and pay your membership fee how much is that three guineas please sir
00:46:56fill in this form please
00:47:07and i'm afraid there's another twelve and six for your first drink
00:47:17hello darling good evening
00:47:19there we are
00:47:20take this
00:47:21all right
00:47:22thank you
00:47:23thank you
00:47:24look um
00:47:26couldn't i go in without a drink just this once
00:47:29oh i'm afraid it's not possible under our rules do you still wish to join
00:47:36can i use your loose
00:47:42certainly
00:47:43in there
00:47:44hello angie how's your love life
00:47:50good evening sir
00:47:51hello thank you
00:47:52thanks sir for my fiancee
00:47:53not bad eh
00:47:54here you go then
00:47:57i'll see you later
00:47:59i'll see you later
00:48:00thank you
00:48:06thank you
00:48:07i'm terribly sorry
00:48:16good evening madam
00:48:17i'm sorry
00:48:19i'm
00:48:20step this way please
00:48:21i'm sorry
00:48:23warmer inside sir
00:48:24i'll be
00:48:26up in
00:48:54How much is a hot dog?
00:49:01One and nine, sir.
00:49:03Yes, yes, all right.
00:49:05With mustel?
00:49:10One and nine, please, sir.
00:49:12Thank you very much.
00:49:13Thank you, sir.
00:49:24Live show, sir, on now.
00:49:38Only ten, Bob.
00:49:39She takes everything off.
00:49:41Film show, too, sir.
00:49:42You'll find it very educational.
00:49:48Hot dog, please.
00:49:50With mustel?
00:49:51Yes.
00:49:53One and nine, please.
00:49:55Thank you, sir.
00:50:00Live continuous strip thing.
00:50:01Show's on now.
00:50:02Eighteen, lovely girls, nothing on her, nowhere to hide.
00:50:04They're all beautiful, not a stitch on.
00:50:06All comes off here, everything's on show.
00:50:07They move, they dance, everything moves.
00:50:09It's a beautiful show.
00:50:11Good, clean show.
00:50:12Lots of lovely birds in here, sir.
00:50:13Everyone hand-picked by myself.
00:50:15Are you coming inside, sir?
00:50:16Hey, you're coming inside, sir.
00:50:17You're going to see the show.
00:50:18Worth every penny you've got.
00:50:20Ten bob to get in, sir.
00:50:21Ten bob, three bob of...
00:50:22Hey, what are you doing with that, sir?
00:50:23Put it down, sir.
00:50:24You don't know what you're doing with that.
00:50:25Hey, put a dog.
00:50:26Eighteen, lovely girls, as naked as the day they were born, only bigger and juicier.
00:50:30Nothing on and nowhere to hide.
00:50:32Step inside, sir.
00:50:33The show's on now.
00:50:34Continuous show.
00:50:36Step right inside, sir.
00:50:37The show's on now.
00:50:38The show's on now.
00:50:38Where, where, where did you get this poster?
00:50:41Angelica Continental, born in Manchester.
00:50:43Why don't you ask her for yourself if you can afford her?
00:50:45Very expensive girl.
00:50:46Step right inside, sir.
00:50:47The show's on now.
00:50:48Eighteen beautiful girls.
00:50:49Nothing on and nowhere to hide.
00:50:53Thank you, sir.
00:50:54It's all on show in here.
00:50:58It all comes off in here.
00:50:59Not a stitch on.
00:51:00You're a sly striptease.
00:51:02Ten bob to get in, sir.
00:51:03Hey, say, sir.
00:51:03Excuse me, sir.
00:51:04I say, sir.
00:51:05You coming inside, sir?
00:51:06I'm probably going inside, sir.
00:51:08Ten bob.
00:51:08I'm going in.
00:51:09The show's on now.
00:51:10Right, show right.
00:51:10Right, you're loving, sir.
00:51:12Right, sir.
00:51:12Hold on.
00:51:32Sorry.
00:51:33Who is it?
00:51:34Hey, where's Angelica?
00:51:35Who's taking Angelica?
00:51:36Hey, hey.
00:51:36It's me.
00:51:37Where's Angelica?
00:51:37You seen her?
00:51:38A customer?
00:51:38A customer, yes.
00:51:39Can I come in?
00:51:40Yeah, of course you can.
00:51:42I'll be busy now.
00:51:47Well, dear, what can I do for you?
00:51:49Could I stay for a while, please?
00:51:51Please do.
00:51:52Welcome.
00:51:53Don't be shy.
00:51:55Could I wash my hands?
00:51:57Yeah, over there.
00:52:10You got a match?
00:52:12A match, yes.
00:52:36You're all trembling.
00:52:38Why?
00:52:39Well, I've been running a lot.
00:52:42Have a drink, won't you?
00:52:44Thanks.
00:52:46Well, how much is it?
00:52:48Be my guest.
00:52:50Oh, thank you.
00:52:50Why don't you take a glass?
00:53:01Um, why make it dirty?
00:53:04Well, I...
00:53:05Hey.
00:53:06What do you do, boy?
00:53:07Are you at school?
00:53:09Um, no, I work.
00:53:10Where?
00:53:14Come on, sir.
00:53:15Where is she?
00:53:15Where's Angelica?
00:53:16I'm a public baths attendant.
00:53:19Nice job, is it?
00:53:20Well, it could, yeah.
00:53:21It could be worse.
00:53:22Pays well?
00:53:24Yes, quite well.
00:53:25I got my first ten quid today.
00:53:26Oh.
00:53:27Today?
00:53:28Any tips?
00:53:30Um, yeah.
00:53:32Ten bob.
00:53:32I got ten bob once.
00:53:34Ten bob?
00:53:34Well, you must have been a queer.
00:53:36Must have fantered you.
00:53:37Be careful, boy.
00:53:38No, really.
00:53:39It was nothing like that.
00:53:40It was a lady.
00:53:41A lady?
00:53:41What did you do for her?
00:53:43Nothing, really.
00:53:44I think she was a bit soft in the head.
00:53:47Kept on talking about football.
00:53:49Oh, we're probably in the same line.
00:53:51Football, huh?
00:53:53Are you a football fan?
00:53:56Yes, I am.
00:53:57Hang on.
00:53:58Come here.
00:53:58Let me show you something.
00:53:59Come.
00:54:01Look.
00:54:03You know him?
00:54:04Oh, yeah.
00:54:07Yeah, he's great.
00:54:08He plays for West Bromwich.
00:54:09Yes.
00:54:10Well, uh...
00:54:12Um...
00:54:14I see you're not working,
00:54:16so I'll have to go.
00:54:18Well, what do you mean, not working?
00:54:19I've never needed work more.
00:54:20There's no insurance in this kind of business.
00:54:23Do you know how much I'm worth?
00:54:25No.
00:54:26I used to take five quid for a short time.
00:54:29It's two pounds ten now, of course.
00:54:35Close the door.
00:54:38Oh, it's Angelica.
00:54:40Do you fancy her as well?
00:54:42Do you know this girl?
00:54:43Do you know her?
00:54:44Well, it depends what you mean by know her.
00:54:46Yeah, but you know her name.
00:54:48What do you do with all your money, boy?
00:54:49I keep three pounds and give the rest to my mother,
00:54:53but do you know this girl...
00:54:54Seven pounds?
00:54:54Seven quid?
00:54:55You're mad.
00:54:56What do they need it for?
00:54:57They've no shame.
00:54:58Well, they feed me now, but this girl...
00:54:59No, they should.
00:55:00They brought you into this world, haven't they?
00:55:01They've had their fun.
00:55:02They can pay now.
00:55:04They all want to have it free.
00:55:06So you've only got three quid left?
00:55:09You can't imagine the things we can do for three quid.
00:55:12Yeah, yes, but you said two and a half.
00:55:14Yeah.
00:55:15Two and a half, of course.
00:55:17Hey, let's not waste any more time.
00:55:19Where do you need her?
00:55:20There?
00:55:21You just want to see her when you do it.
00:55:23Is that it?
00:55:25It's easier for you, eh?
00:55:26Look, look, close.
00:55:27Stop it, please.
00:55:29I'll stop it.
00:55:29Look, I have to go now.
00:55:31You think you can just go and leave a girl in this state?
00:55:33I don't have to pay, do I?
00:55:36What do you think?
00:55:37You've had my time, my drink, my emotions.
00:55:40You've made me nervous.
00:55:43Look, come on, stop it.
00:55:44Give it to me.
00:55:45Give me the thing.
00:55:45Give it.
00:55:51Hey, hey, you.
00:55:52Where's that girl?
00:55:53What have you done with her?
00:55:54Hey, hey, Anna.
00:55:55Come on, where is she?
00:55:56Give her...
00:55:56Suck.
00:55:57Come on, give her...
00:55:58Yeah, suck.
00:55:58You get him.
00:55:59Where is she?
00:55:59Get him.
00:56:00Get him.
00:56:00Ah, come on, you little nervous.
00:56:03Come on, I want her back.
00:56:04You've got her back.
00:56:05Come back.
00:56:05Hey, hey, come back.
00:56:07Come back.
00:56:07Ah, come on, come back.
00:56:09Hey, hey, come back, you two.
00:56:11Hey, come on.
00:56:13Get her, you dirty, foreign perverts.
00:56:15Come back here.
00:56:22Can I help you, sir?
00:56:23Yes.
00:56:24Did the young couple come out yet?
00:56:26No, I don't think so.
00:56:28But they were here.
00:56:29I think so.
00:56:30I think so.
00:56:33Excuse me, sir, would you please read this book?
00:56:47Tell us you about Christ.
00:56:49Tell us you about Christ.
00:56:49We want to talk to you today about the Lord Jesus Christ.
00:56:52There are two things you can be certain of in this life.
00:56:56One of them is the fact that the sun is going to rise tomorrow morning.
00:56:59The other is the fact that one day there's a coffin waiting for you.
00:57:04The Bible tells us there's no way out.
00:57:07Where'd you get that?
00:57:08These men gave it to me.
00:57:09Oh, not that, the hot dog.
00:57:10Oh, a hot dog.
00:57:11Just here, look.
00:57:12I'll show you.
00:57:12Yeah, I fancy a hot dog.
00:57:14Do you?
00:57:14Yeah.
00:57:15Have one.
00:57:16They're nice.
00:57:16They're very good.
00:57:18Oh, got one, thanks.
00:57:20Here, look.
00:57:21Hey, over here.
00:57:22Look.
00:57:22He loved us so much.
00:57:24Oh, they're lovely.
00:57:25Two more customers for you.
00:57:26Oh, I'm ever so hungry.
00:57:27I'm starving.
00:57:28Hmm, have one.
00:57:28Yeah.
00:57:29What they're doing?
00:57:30Do you know what they're going on about?
00:57:31Do you know what they're going on about?
00:57:33Nope.
00:57:33Here, we're going to have a hot dog, then.
00:57:35The wages of sin is death.
00:57:36You are a sinner.
00:57:37It smells soup.
00:57:38Hey, go on.
00:57:40Three hot dogs, please.
00:57:41Mustard?
00:57:42Yes.
00:57:43Oh, please.
00:57:44Yeah.
00:57:48Don't laugh at them.
00:57:50Oh, thanks.
00:57:52Is?
00:57:54Oh, thanks very much.
00:57:56Five and three, please, sir.
00:57:57Five and three.
00:57:59I don't have any change.
00:58:00No.
00:58:01You don't?
00:58:03Here.
00:58:04He's got a queen.
00:58:06Here, shall we sing?
00:58:08Thank you, sir.
00:58:08Thank you very much.
00:58:09Aren't you going to sing?
00:58:13Which way did you say Piccadilly was?
00:58:14Piccadilly, yes.
00:58:16It's just down there.
00:58:17You can't miss it.
00:58:20Ready?
00:58:21Oh, come on.
00:58:23Ready?
00:58:23Come on.
00:58:23Um, no, sorry, because I've eaten too much.
00:58:34Yes, please, sir.
00:58:35Really, sorry.
00:58:36I mustn't.
00:58:37My stomach is...
00:58:37With my compliments, sir.
00:58:38See you.
00:58:40Maxine!
00:58:41Yes, please.
00:58:43With pleasure, yes.
00:58:44Thank you very much.
00:58:4573 Cornwall Gardens.
00:58:48Leicester Square, too.
00:58:5073 Cornwall Gardens.
00:58:51Leicester Square, too.
00:58:55You know we've only got the fat for tonight, haven't we?
00:58:57Look, we're almost married.
00:59:00Leicester Square, too.
00:59:0073 Cornwall Gardens.
00:59:02Very good, sir.
00:59:03Everybody's doing everything else.
00:59:04Sir?
00:59:05No, no, no.
00:59:05Everything's happening.
00:59:06Everything's coming.
00:59:07It's all on show.
00:59:0818 fantastic girls.
00:59:09Nothing on and nowhere to hide.
00:59:11Want to see the show, madam?
00:59:12It's a lovely show, madam.
00:59:13Come and see the show, madam.
00:59:14It's marvelous.
00:59:15Show's on now.
00:59:1618...
00:59:17Hey!
00:59:17Hey!
00:59:18Hey, hey!
00:59:19Come back!
00:59:21Hey!
00:59:21Hey!
00:59:38Hey Look!
01:00:04Hey!
01:00:05Hey!
01:00:05Hey!
01:00:05Hey!
01:00:06Hey!
01:00:07Hey!
01:00:07Hey!
01:00:08Hey!
01:00:08Look, Sue, look at this.
01:00:15Mike!
01:00:17Where'd you get that? What is it?
01:00:19What is it? That's exactly what I'd like to ask you. What is it?
01:00:21What do you mean?
01:00:22I mean, it's you, isn't it?
01:00:24Oh, it does look like me, doesn't it?
01:00:26Well, it is you.
01:00:28Or I.
01:00:30Is it you?
01:00:31What do you think?
01:00:32No, you're not like this, Sue.
01:00:34Like what?
01:00:34Like that.
01:00:36Look at it, is it you?
01:00:37I'm much worse than that.
01:00:40It can't be you.
01:00:41Why?
01:00:42Because you're not like that.
01:00:44What am I supposed to be like?
01:00:46Well, look, let me sit down.
01:00:49It's you, isn't it?
01:00:51Well, you may cut your own mind about that.
01:00:53If I were one of your...
01:00:54Yeah, what would you do? What would you do?
01:00:57Would you buy me a ring like that? Hmm?
01:00:59How much do you think that costs? Look, look at it.
01:01:01How much do you think that costs?
01:01:02Ten quid.
01:01:02Ten times that much.
01:01:04I'll buy it for you, Sue. I'll buy it for you.
01:01:05Don't be silly. I've already got it.
01:01:07Give it to me. Give me the ring.
01:01:08You're mad.
01:01:09Susan, sit down.
01:01:11You've got to tell me whether it's you or not.
01:01:12Sit down, Susan.
01:01:14I can't.
01:01:14I'm just about to have enough. Stop it.
01:01:19What do you think, you bloody stare?
01:01:21Sit down and behave yourself.
01:01:22Go on, look at it. Look at it.
01:01:24Stupid.
01:01:27Just sit down.
01:01:28I forgot to say.
01:01:28Give me my coat.
01:01:37I suppose you're going to see him now.
01:01:38After you've got engaged to the other one, now you're going to see him.
01:01:41Well, you can't because he sleeps with his wife.
01:01:42It's no good, huh?
01:01:43I'll just have to see him some other time then, won't I?
01:01:45Has he seen the poster?
01:01:48Has he seen it?
01:01:49Has he seen it?
01:01:49Because I'll show it to him tomorrow at the races.
01:01:51I'll show him this and see what he thinks of you then.
01:01:59You're not going to the races, are you?
01:02:01Don't worry.
01:02:01I won't cause you any more trouble.
01:02:21I'll show you Ukrainan.
01:02:41Up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, get in line, now steady, up, up, up, up, up,
01:03:11Keep them moving, left and right, up, up, up, up, up, up, come along, you'll soon be off, now get in line boys, get in line, hey you get back in line, I've got to fix my shoelace, on your marks, get set,
01:03:34Mike, hey this is a school conversation, you can't beat it, you can't beat me, hey you, push off, go,
01:04:02No!
01:04:07Come on.
01:04:10Come on.
01:04:32Get off the track. Get off!
01:04:58Get off the track. Get off!
01:05:02Only two more laps to go. Come on.
01:05:10Only two more laps. Come on.
01:05:32Let's go.
01:05:34Let's go.
01:05:35Let's go.
01:05:36Let's go.
01:05:38Let's go.
01:05:39Let's go.
01:05:40Let's go.
01:05:41Let's go.
01:05:42Let's go.
01:05:43Let's go.
01:05:44Let's go.
01:05:45Let's go.
01:05:46Let's go.
01:05:47Let's go.
01:05:48Let's go.
01:05:49Oh, Mark, you fucker!
01:06:06you little bastard come here
01:06:22I'll get you fellas you little bastard who the hell do you think you are
01:06:29come here I've just about had enough of you
01:06:33my tooth I'm sorry Mike I'm sorry I was very angry my tooth you've knocked my tooth out you shouldn't
01:06:47have done that to his car you really shouldn't but you've knocked my tooth out I said I'm sorry
01:06:51oh my god oh no oh no not your bloody tooth look
01:07:02oh shit it's not my tooth you didn't spit it out didn't you
01:07:10yeah I spat it over you didn't swallow it no oh god help me look for it how big is it how big is it
01:07:20you saw it yesterday do you know how much that costs Sue I was gonna be really pleased with this
01:07:25Sue it's no good that's just great Sue it's no good stand up Sue Sue look will you help me look for it Mike
01:07:31you're only treading it into the snow stand up
01:07:33oh Christ yeah stay where you are don't move
01:07:37oh god this is impossible don't move
01:07:41oh it's so stupid stay in the circle stay in the circle
01:07:45soon anywhere
01:07:46oh don't move I'll be back in a minute
01:07:51but Mike
01:07:51oh god
01:07:56get out
01:08:16piss off
01:08:17piss off
01:08:18Christ what's that bloody dog doing there
01:08:21well then what leave it to me I know what I'm doing
01:08:31I just hope you do I just hope you do for your sake
01:08:33don't move around Sue
01:08:35I'm not
01:08:35I keep thinking I see it
01:08:38look I'll make a path
01:08:40could be anywhere
01:08:42oh god it could even be on these
01:08:45now walk in the path
01:08:46right now come out
01:08:48last little bit
01:09:08right good I don't think we missed any
01:09:15I hope not
01:09:16you didn't swallow it did you
01:09:18no I didn't swallow it
01:09:19here take this one
01:09:19can you manage
01:09:20yeah come on
01:09:22where are we taking it
01:09:24to the baths of course
01:09:25go on
01:09:25go on
01:09:26go on
01:09:27go on
01:09:28go on
01:09:29go on
01:09:30go on
01:09:31go on
01:09:32go on
01:09:33go on
01:09:34go on
01:09:35go on
01:09:36go on
01:09:37go on
01:09:38go on
01:09:39go on
01:09:40go on
01:09:41go on
01:09:42go on
01:09:43go on
01:09:44go on
01:09:45go on
01:09:46go on
01:09:47go on
01:09:48go on
01:09:49go on
01:09:50go on
01:09:51go on
01:09:52go on
01:09:53go on
01:09:54It's empty.
01:10:05Yeah, I know.
01:10:06I forgot they've emptied out for the weekend.
01:10:08But it's okay.
01:10:09We can still use the bar.
01:10:09No, I think everything's locked up.
01:10:13Well, look, I'll have a look in the manager's office.
01:10:14That must be open.
01:10:24Hey, Sue, look what I've found.
01:10:47Where are we going to plug it in?
01:10:48There's nowhere here, I don't think.
01:10:50Hang on, I'll just try these lights.
01:10:52What are you going to do with it, anyway?
01:10:54You'll see, watch.
01:11:12Now switch your valve.
01:11:24No.
01:11:25No.
01:11:26No.
01:11:27No.
01:11:28No.
01:11:29No.
01:11:30No.
01:11:31No.
01:11:32No.
01:11:37No.
01:11:38Oh.
01:12:08Right, this will be fixed.
01:12:21Switch on the light.
01:12:32All right, now come and help me.
01:12:35Did you lose any on the way down here?
01:12:37Yeah.
01:12:38I picked it up again.
01:12:42Right, now we can start banging it in the kettle.
01:12:44Give us it.
01:12:44All right.
01:12:47Right, put some in there.
01:12:49Yes, ma'am.
01:12:51Mind that, look, if you can't do it properly, I'll do it by myself.
01:12:57Oh, Mike, do you think we'll never find it?
01:12:58It's going to take hours to do it like this.
01:12:59Don't worry, we'll find it sooner or later.
01:13:01Will we?
01:13:01Oh, Christ, I'm hungry.
01:13:08Oh, Christ, I'm hungry.
01:13:08Right.
01:13:14Look, we'll try it down here, quick.
01:13:26Look, we'll try it down here, quick.
01:13:31What are you going to do?
01:13:32Pour it down here.
01:13:34Will it go right down the grating?
01:13:35No, it should be all right.
01:13:36This will stop it.
01:13:37You sure?
01:13:37Yeah.
01:13:38Right, now pour it here and it'll trickle out down there.
01:13:40If you see the diamond, don't touch it because it'll be hot.
01:13:42Wait a minute, I've got a much better idea.
01:13:44What?
01:13:44This is a much better idea.
01:13:46What?
01:13:46Hang on a minute.
01:13:48Okay.
01:13:49Mike, don't be silly.
01:13:51There's no time to get embarrassed.
01:13:52No.
01:13:53Look, strain it through these.
01:13:56Through that?
01:13:57Yeah, come on.
01:13:58We'll ruin your tights.
01:13:59It doesn't matter, come on.
01:14:01That diamond's worth 1,200 pairs of tights.
01:14:04Come on, you pour it through.
01:14:05It's not that valuable.
01:14:06It is, I told you.
01:14:07All right, ready?
01:14:08Christ, what do you think all this is for?
01:14:09Well, okay, hold it then.
01:14:10All right, get on with it, for God's sake.
01:14:12Don't let it dribble down.
01:14:13I'm holding it, aren't I?
01:14:14Okay.
01:14:16I'm only doing my best.
01:14:17I know, come on.
01:14:20Don't burn me.
01:14:22Keep your fingers back.
01:14:23Keep...
01:14:24What's that?
01:14:25Wait a minute.
01:14:27No, it's not.
01:14:30Just...
01:14:31Keep looking for it.
01:14:34Right.
01:14:36Mike?
01:14:37Keep looking for it.
01:14:38Keep quiet.
01:14:39Keep quiet.
01:14:40Oh, God's sake.
01:14:42Go run!
01:14:45Keep quiet.
01:14:46Keep quiet.
01:14:47It's all right.
01:14:48It's all right.
01:14:48Go away.
01:14:49Shh!
01:14:52Ooh, ooh.
01:14:53All right.
01:14:54All right.
01:14:55All right, let's get on with it.
01:14:56Put some more snow.
01:14:58Take it up there and put some more snow.
01:14:59Sue, are you there?
01:15:04What the hell are you doing there?
01:15:12I was knocking at the door.
01:15:15Didn't you hear me?
01:15:17Why didn't you answer me?
01:15:19Hmm?
01:15:20I'm sorry.
01:15:21I didn't hear you.
01:15:21What have you done to my car?
01:15:23You punctured two tires.
01:15:25I can't even remember when I punctured one.
01:15:28Give me the key.
01:15:31Give me my cap.
01:15:34Give me the keys.
01:15:36I'm awfully sorry.
01:15:37Give me the cap.
01:15:38Come on.
01:15:39I'm awfully sorry.
01:15:40I don't know where they are.
01:15:40Have you got a spare set?
01:15:42But I gave them to you.
01:15:43I've said I'm sorry.
01:15:44I don't know what I've done with them.
01:15:45That's all.
01:15:46Come on.
01:15:47Give me the cap.
01:15:49Oh, your bloody cap.
01:15:53Right now, listen.
01:15:55Get your coat and your bag and come here.
01:15:59Serves me right.
01:16:06Makes him as stupid kids.
01:16:10Hurry up.
01:16:15Hurry up.
01:16:16Come on.
01:16:17Come on.
01:16:17Get a move on.
01:16:19No, I won't.
01:16:22Susan, what's wrong with you?
01:16:23Will you stop ordering me about?
01:16:24That's all.
01:16:27But I must have my key.
01:16:28Have you got a spare set of keys or haven't you?
01:16:31Yes, I've got a set.
01:16:32Where are they?
01:16:33They're at home.
01:16:34I can't go home and ask my wife for the keys.
01:16:36Not this time of night.
01:16:37I can't go out again.
01:16:38Well, that's your problem, isn't it?
01:16:38If you've got a spare set of keys, you're all right, so you can piss off.
01:16:41Piss off?
01:16:43After all that I've done for you?
01:16:45Piss off?
01:16:47After what?
01:16:48After what you've done for me?
01:16:51After what?
01:16:52What?
01:16:52I'll tell you what you've done for me.
01:16:54You spoil everything.
01:16:56Everything.
01:16:57Why the hell, you had to be the first.
01:16:58I'll tell you why.
01:16:59Because you had to be the first with everyone, don't you?
01:17:01You couldn't bear to be second.
01:17:02Then they have something to compare you to.
01:17:05Then they see how bloody hopeless you are.
01:17:07That's why you're so pinky for schoolgirls.
01:17:10They don't know any better, do they?
01:17:12Poor little things.
01:17:13They think you're really quite good, don't they?
01:17:15They think it's quite exciting.
01:17:16The way you grope and push and you're so bloody hopeless.
01:17:20You make me sick.
01:17:22What do you think you've ever done for anyone?
01:17:24You're pathetic.
01:17:26You're pathetic.
01:17:28How you ever make it with your wife, I don't know.
01:17:30If you ever do.
01:17:32What about those children?
01:17:33You sure they're yours?
01:17:35Piss off.
01:17:37Piss off.
01:17:38Bastard.
01:17:47Puff!
01:17:49Susan, this is the end.
01:17:55What are you undoing that one for?
01:17:56We've got all this to do yet?
01:17:57Well, I thought we could do this one.
01:17:58Oh, come on, let's do one at a time, for God's sake.
01:18:02All right.
01:18:02How annoying.
01:18:04I'm sick of being ordered about.
01:18:06This is...
01:18:07Oh, God, I'm dropping bits now.
01:18:09All right, that's enough.
01:18:11Come on, let's turn it on and get this melted.
01:18:14Bring those down with you.
01:18:16Hey, what if you have swallowed it?
01:18:18I told you so, I haven't swallowed it.
01:18:19You sure?
01:18:19Yeah.
01:18:20Come on.
01:18:22God, I'm so hungry.
01:18:23I'm not.
01:18:25Come on.
01:18:28This is going to take hours, isn't it?
01:18:35I think I'll phone Chris, tell him I'm going to be late.
01:18:39I think I'll phone Chris, tell him I'll be late.
01:18:54Chris?
01:18:55Hello, darling, it's me.
01:18:56I'm going to be a bit late.
01:18:57There's been an accident here at the Baths.
01:19:00Oh, it's nothing serious.
01:19:01It's a burst pipe.
01:19:03Well, how do you expect me to feel?
01:19:04I'm furious.
01:19:06Because I live near here and the manager's away.
01:19:10Watch, I have to stay till they finish.
01:19:13Don't you believe me?
01:19:16Well, that's great.
01:19:17That's great.
01:19:18That's all I needed to hear.
01:19:19I expected a bit of sympathy, but...
01:19:21I'm ringing from the manager's office.
01:19:23You can ring me back and check if you don't believe me.
01:19:25Five, two...
01:19:26Yeah, you know the number.
01:19:28Right.
01:19:29Now, I'm not saying I'll definitely be late.
01:19:30I just might be.
01:19:33There's four of them hard at work.
01:19:34You can hear.
01:19:35Listen.
01:19:35Mike, what are you doing?
01:19:44I wasn't on the phone long.
01:19:45Couldn't you work without me?
01:19:48Mike, what is it?
01:19:49You ill?
01:19:50Oh, Mike, come on.
01:19:51Let's get on with it.
01:19:53I know you're tired, but come on.
01:19:56Mike, what's the matter?
01:19:58What are you doing?
01:19:59Do you find it?
01:20:04Mike, did you find it?
01:20:06Where is it?
01:20:08Oh, Mike, come on.
01:20:09Don't mess about.
01:20:09You've found it, haven't you?
01:20:10Where is it?
01:20:12Mike, where is it?
01:20:18Give it to me.
01:20:22Come on, give it to me.
01:20:24Where is it?
01:20:29Don't swallow it.
01:20:33Give it to me.
01:20:33Give it to me now, Mike.
01:20:34Come on.
01:20:35Don't swallow.
01:20:59Give it to me.
01:21:00Give it to me.
01:21:17Okay.
01:22:48It's all right, mate.
01:22:52It's all right.
01:23:02Oh, Mummy.
01:23:03Hello, darling.
01:23:12Guess what?
01:23:12They've just finished.
01:23:14Yes, I won't be late.
01:23:16I've just got to get dressed now.
01:23:17Oh, I've got to put my coat on.
01:23:22Yeah, me too.
01:23:24Very much.
01:23:55Please, please don't go, Sue.
01:23:59Please, Sue, I...
01:24:00It's all right.
01:24:01Please, Sue, I just want to talk to you about it.
01:24:04No, Mike, I've got to go, honestly.
01:24:05Look, Sue, you can't just change like that after being like that and then just go like that.
01:24:12Mike, take it easy.
01:24:13Sue, please, just stay and talk to me about it.
01:24:25Oh, stop going on about it, Mike.
01:24:33Susan, will I?
01:24:34Mike, let's go.
01:24:37Everything's going to get wet, Mike.
01:24:39Zoe, let me get up.
01:24:41You're bloody dying, Mike.
01:24:43Yes, it is.
01:24:44Come on, give me back the towel.
01:24:45No.
01:24:46No, no, no, you're not having your time.
01:24:47Cómo do you wait to get up to see you?
01:24:48See you right here and explain to me.
01:24:49Just tell me about the time, Sue.
01:24:53Sue, just...
01:24:54What about your thing, Susan? Tell me, Susan.
01:24:56Give it to me.
01:24:58Why?
01:25:00No, no, no, no, no.
01:25:02Please!
01:25:04Please!
01:25:06Please!
01:25:08Please!
01:25:10Please!
01:25:12Please!
01:25:14Please!
01:25:16Please!
01:25:18Please!
01:25:20Please!
01:25:22Please
01:25:28you
01:25:31can
01:25:34wait
01:25:34to
01:25:36read
01:25:39the
01:25:40one
01:25:41two
01:25:44two
01:25:50three