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00:00:00The End
00:00:30The End
00:01:00The End
00:01:02Muggins
00:01:04Right here in our own neighborhood
00:01:06When you picture that
00:01:08We no sooner get finished
00:01:10Making the east side a safe and quiet place
00:01:12To live in and that has to start
00:01:13We're gonna get rid of those muggins
00:01:15We gotta get rid of them
00:01:17They're supporting our reputation
00:01:18The first thing I'm gonna do is deputize each one of you guys
00:01:21To watch a corner
00:01:22We'll do it in sections
00:01:23Then we'll make up a bunch of signals
00:01:25Hey Muggins!
00:01:26Look who's here
00:01:27What's that?
00:01:30He's my cousin on my mother's side
00:01:31What's on your father's side?
00:01:33Mustard plaster
00:01:33You're demoted
00:01:35That's three times this week you've been demoted
00:01:37You're not the lowest member in the club
00:01:38Get out of here and take it with you
00:01:40He wants to join the club
00:01:41We ain't taking in any new members
00:01:43Just wants to pay his dues in advance
00:01:44Oh, Glimpy
00:01:46Glimpy, uh, thank Glimpy
00:01:48You're not demoted anymore
00:01:49You got your old job back in fact
00:01:50Pay dues in advance, huh?
00:01:52Well, that's different
00:01:53How old are you?
00:01:55Fourteen
00:01:55How old?
00:01:56Fourteen
00:01:56That makes twenty-eight
00:01:57That's a little bit closer
00:01:58When's your birthday?
00:02:00What do you care?
00:02:00You're gonna give me nothing
00:02:01How do you know?
00:02:02I'm a very magnanimous man
00:02:04You got a name?
00:02:06Yeah
00:02:06What is it?
00:02:07Uh, uh, uh, uh
00:02:08Think, think
00:02:09Don't rush me
00:02:10Uh, uh, it's trying to tip my tongue
00:02:12I got it
00:02:13Pat, you got it
00:02:14I'm Herbie
00:02:15You're Herbie
00:02:16Overwhelmed with yourself
00:02:18Because you thought of your own name, ain't you?
00:02:20Overburdened with intelligence
00:02:21Almost as smart as you are, Glimpy
00:02:22What did I tell you?
00:02:23Here
00:02:23My cousin
00:02:24Wouldn't brag about it
00:02:26You don't belong to any other clubs?
00:02:28Sure
00:02:28What kind of club?
00:02:29I used to belong to an aviation club
00:02:30Steady
00:02:33I'm alright
00:02:34Blown to an aviation club, huh?
00:02:36Yeah, I flew my own plane for two years
00:02:37What happened?
00:02:38The rubber band broke
00:02:39Are you sure you're gonna pay your dues in advance?
00:02:45Mm-hmm
00:02:45You know, I don't have to stand for this idle chatter
00:02:48I'm the president of this club
00:02:49Mm, pretty big man
00:02:51All in favor of admitting Herbie to the club
00:02:57Say aye
00:02:57Aye
00:02:58Aye
00:02:59No
00:02:59You're my cousin
00:03:02Don't get excited, kid
00:03:04His vote don't count
00:03:05I thought you told me you're a big shot
00:03:08What a liar you are
00:03:09It's okay
00:03:11Your vote won't count either
00:03:12Oh, there's a little matter of dues
00:03:15That advance, you know
00:03:17I'd like a little advance on the advance
00:03:18Yeah
00:03:19How much you got?
00:03:22Ten cents
00:03:22That's fine
00:03:23That'll cover the first month's dues
00:03:24After that's only a nickel a month
00:03:25There you are, Glimpy
00:03:26You're the treasurer
00:03:26You'll be Glimpy's assistant
00:03:28Okay
00:03:28Say, Glimpy, let me a dime
00:03:30I don't know you that well
00:03:31Oh, please let me a dime
00:03:32Um
00:03:33Say, Mr. President
00:03:34Yeah
00:03:35Here's another dime
00:03:36What for?
00:03:37For the second and third month's dues
00:03:38Hey, you're a pretty good member
00:03:39Maybe you ought to make Glimpy your assistant
00:03:40Just the initiation hat
00:03:42How long do I have to wear it?
00:03:44Just for the rest of your life
00:03:45That's a long sentence
00:03:48Oh, why don't you make it easy on a kid, Chief?
00:03:49Make up about 99 years
00:03:51I don't think I can do it
00:03:52Just try the best you can
00:03:53Perseverance is a virtue
00:03:55As president of this club
00:03:56I now demand that we break up a joint
00:03:58And an older meeting
00:03:59Hey, Chief, I'm hungry
00:04:00Let's go over to Ginsburg
00:04:01And get something to eat with my dime
00:04:02What do you mean your dime?
00:04:03I just gave you two dimes
00:04:04I don't want her to be a dime
00:04:05What are you, in the lending business?
00:04:06What do you think?
00:04:06This is a non-profit organization?
00:04:08You see, you worked on my good nature
00:04:09And I got hit
00:04:10Don't come here anymore
00:04:11This job may require a little diplomatic handling
00:04:15So I'd better go in alone
00:04:16I'll go with you, Moke
00:04:17In case you need help
00:04:18Okay, but the rest of you guys stay here
00:04:20I said the rest of you guys stay here
00:04:27Oh
00:04:28Have you located the trouble, Oscar?
00:04:35Yes, sir
00:04:35I'll have fixed in a few minutes
00:04:37I'm going to the drugstore to phone
00:04:44I'll be right back
00:04:44Wait here
00:04:45Yes, sir
00:04:46Come on, kid
00:04:54Be right with you
00:04:56Keep walking on your trap shut and you won't get hurt
00:05:16Hey, fellas, come here
00:05:19Look, there's a mugging going on in that alley
00:05:26Hey, Mux
00:05:28What's the trouble?
00:05:39There's a mugging going on in that alley over there
00:05:40Yeah
00:05:41Let's go take a look
00:05:42Hey, Mux
00:05:43Come here, Mux
00:05:43Heads up, Steve!
00:05:45Come here, you!
00:05:57Hey, look, guys!
00:05:59Martin!
00:06:01All right, that's mine. We'll get him later.
00:06:03I think I'm pretty good looking at that one.
00:06:05This guy's thinking of swinging me.
00:06:07I think he busted his hand on that concrete wall edge.
00:06:09He clipped me right on the jaw.
00:06:11Martin!
00:06:12You hurt, mister?
00:06:14Well, not too bad, I guess.
00:06:16Help him up, boys.
00:06:18I think they sneak up behind you, mister.
00:06:20Well, unfortunately, I...
00:06:22I have eyes in the back of my head.
00:06:24You ain't got a stiff neck, have you? You can look around once in a while.
00:06:26I didn't realize I was in such a bad neighborhood.
00:06:28What do you mean, bad neighborhood? Those muggers don't live around here.
00:06:30Well, have you noticed neighborhood is as pure as Pittsburgh snow?
00:06:34Please, now, I'm sorry I offended you, boys,
00:06:36because you really saved me from a severe beating.
00:06:38Eh, maybe a beating would have done you good, huh, mugg?
00:06:40Stop making with the cracks.
00:06:42Can't you see this guy's a gentleman?
00:06:44He's got on a white collar and a tie.
00:06:46Must be impressed well.
00:06:48Well, I'm a shorn lamb at the moment, boys, but, uh,
00:06:50if you look me up tomorrow, I'll take care of you.
00:06:52Here's my card.
00:06:54Ah, forget it.
00:06:55We'd have done the same thing for any old Joe.
00:06:58Yes, I believe you would.
00:07:01Well, good night, boys.
00:07:02Good night, guys.
00:07:03Take it easy and stay out of dark alleys.
00:07:05Hey, what are you tearing a card up for?
00:07:07Since when are you telling me what to do?
00:07:09Let's go.
00:07:10Ah!
00:07:11Oh, you got both.
00:07:12Let's look for that card.
00:07:13Yeah, come on.
00:07:14Clippy!
00:07:15What?
00:07:16Look what I found.
00:07:17Hey, muggs.
00:07:18You should have traveled to showcase the old boys riding around then.
00:07:19I'll bet he'd have slipped us a saw about the piece if he hadn't been cleaned out.
00:07:20Yeah, I bet he would have.
00:07:21Wonder what he's doing down this neck of the woods, anyway.
00:07:23I'll tell you what.
00:07:24What?
00:07:37You hold the wallet, I'll hold the money.
00:07:38Who's gonna hold you?
00:07:39Uh, we done our good deed for today.
00:07:40We got nothing to worry about.
00:07:42Aren't you satisfied with the moment you told me that I did?
00:07:45Aright, you get to meet me.
00:07:47I got to take care of the money.
00:07:48Aren't you satisfied with the wallet?
00:07:51No, I shouldn't have the tower we're wrapped around.
00:07:53Well, let's go get those.
00:07:56Hey, Maltin!
00:07:57Look!
00:07:57Look what we found!
00:07:58A million dollars!
00:07:59Maybe even a thousand!
00:08:00The muggers must have dropped.
00:08:01Oh, poor, we're rich!
00:08:02As president of the club, I'll take charge of it.
00:08:04I'm treasurer.
00:08:05So what?
00:08:06You only handle the tinkling money.
00:08:07I take care of the cabbage.
00:08:08What a club we're going to have, huh?
00:08:09What do you mean, what a club we're going to have?
00:08:11The first thing in the morning, this door goes back to Mr. Hi-Hat.
00:08:13Uh-uh.
00:08:14Find his keepers, lose his weepers.
00:08:16Lose his weepers, huh?
00:08:17Well, you're the loser.
00:08:19Don't feel bad, Glimpy.
00:08:20Muggs is right.
00:08:21You don't belong to us anyway.
00:08:23I'm going to take this down to the club and hide it until tomorrow.
00:08:25Oh, Muggs, let me hold it for a second, huh?
00:08:27No.
00:08:28Two seconds?
00:08:28No.
00:08:29No!
00:08:31On second thought, I think I will let you hold it.
00:08:33It's discriminating evidence.
00:08:35You boys keep an eye on him.
00:08:36Hey, let me hold half.
00:08:40It's a very small half.
00:08:42Harvey, you saw a great life.
00:08:43It's a good night, Francis.
00:08:44Don't apologize.
00:08:46Let me get a hammer, though.
00:08:47All right, stand where you are, you muggs.
00:08:51Hey, there's only one guy named Muggs around here, and that's him.
00:08:55Muggs, eh?
00:08:56It's a good name, and it fits all of you.
00:08:58Why do they always put in New Continent as B for?
00:09:00They clean up the mugging in this district.
00:09:03Wait a minute there.
00:09:04Where'd you get there?
00:09:05You got something I saved up from the Christmas club?
00:09:06I'll take care of that.
00:09:07Come on, you boys.
00:09:08Take a little ride.
00:09:09What about my conscience?
00:09:18After you, Jim.
00:09:19Oh, you want me to go first?
00:09:23Come on, boys.
00:09:24Climb in.
00:09:24Oh, no, I didn't say his office.
00:09:35Bring his home.
00:09:37You know, the least you could do is let me get in touch with me mother.
00:09:40Philadelphia lawyer couldn't get you out of this jam, sonny.
00:09:43Look, Cap, if you took one look at my face, you could tell I got an honest kisser.
00:09:46Yeah, if you were to wash that face, maybe we could see it a little better.
00:09:48What is this?
00:09:49A beauty parlor or a police station?
00:09:51Quiet, quiet, quiet.
00:09:52Hello.
00:09:53Cortland's home?
00:09:55Yes.
00:09:56This is the Cortland residence.
00:09:58Oh.
00:09:59Is this Mr. John H. Cortland?
00:10:01No, no, no.
00:10:02I want to speak to him.
00:10:03This is a police station.
00:10:04Certainly.
00:10:05Just a moment, please.
00:10:11Cortland, you're wanted on the telephone, sir.
00:10:19Hello?
00:10:20Yes, this is John Cortland speaking.
00:10:25Was I mugged?
00:10:27What?
00:10:29Oh, you mean was I robbed?
00:10:31I certainly was.
00:10:33I intended to report it to you, but...
00:10:35No, no, you don't have to, Mr. Cortland.
00:10:37We've already picked up the muggers.
00:10:40Now, if you can come right over to the station and identify them.
00:10:46All right, Jim.
00:10:47Lock them up.
00:10:48What do you mean?
00:10:48What do you got here?
00:10:50What do you got here?
00:10:50I don't want to say it's coffee.
00:10:51Come on.
00:10:52We got it like this.
00:10:53I don't want to refuse.
00:10:55Can't tell us what it is.
00:10:57Can't tell us who it wants, because we ain't going to do it.
00:10:59Yeah, but we ain't going to do it, see?
00:11:01You're going to be congratulated on the prompt efficiency of your department, Captain.
00:11:05Purely routine, Mr. Cortland.
00:11:06All right, now, boys.
00:11:11Quiet, quiet up there.
00:11:14Now, Mr. Cortland,
00:11:15Sidney can identify any of these youngsters.
00:11:18I can identify every one of them.
00:11:19Oh, that's fine. Splendid.
00:11:21See, he knows us.
00:11:22Quiet, quiet.
00:11:23Why shouldn't I be able to identify them?
00:11:25These are the boys who rescued me.
00:11:27Oh, come, come now, Mr. Cortland.
00:11:29You're not going to fall for a runaround like that, Shirley.
00:11:32Well, I never even saw the men who waylaid me.
00:11:34Oh, that's just it.
00:11:35I'm telling you, we caught these youngsters red-handed
00:11:37with your pocketbook on them.
00:11:38Ah, you're prejudiced.
00:11:40No confidence.
00:11:40I told you we found it.
00:11:42Certainly. They recuperated it from an ash can.
00:11:44Me and Hyby.
00:11:45I'm Hyby.
00:11:45Hiya, Hyby.
00:11:46All right.
00:11:48What's the purpose of arguing?
00:11:50You've simply made a mistake, Captain.
00:11:52I know that these boys are innocent.
00:11:55And if they say they found the pocketbook, well, I believe them.
00:11:58Yeah, he believes us.
00:12:00What did I tell you about my honest face?
00:12:01Well, someone around here is simply dumb.
00:12:05I'll give you three guesses.
00:12:06One, two, three.
00:12:08I'm sorry this happened, boys.
00:12:10Don't be so exhilarated about it.
00:12:11We all make mistakes.
00:12:12That's why they put erasers on lead pencils.
00:12:15And your mug.
00:12:16And they pick you up for mugging.
00:12:18That's a pretty good joke.
00:12:21I don't think he's very funny.
00:12:23Well, perhaps not.
00:12:25Here's your pocketbook, Mr. Cortland.
00:12:28Maybe he'll give us a reward, huh?
00:12:31Yeah, maybe he'll give us enough to buy some gymnasium equipment for our club.
00:12:35So you boys are interested in gymnasiums, eh?
00:12:39Well, now I'll tell you what.
00:12:40You come out to my home in the morning.
00:12:43And perhaps I can arrange a reward for you with your vile.
00:12:47Yeah, what about that with the measles?
00:12:49All right, now, now, boy.
00:12:50You're free.
00:12:51Go on.
00:12:52Clear out of here.
00:12:53Go ahead.
00:12:53Well, Captain, if I can be of any further service to you, just call her.
00:13:10Hey, Pipey, we've almost got 30 years.
00:13:11We beat the case down here.
00:13:12You know what it is?
00:13:14Pipey, a nice pickup.
00:13:15Hey, here's your grassy get around with such a big gun.
00:13:18Can I give you a lift, Puley?
00:13:19Pipey, let's go.
00:13:20Hey, free ride, come on.
00:13:20Back here.
00:13:22No thanks.
00:13:23We'll use our legs.
00:13:24They're safer.
00:13:25I understand.
00:13:26Well, good night, boys.
00:13:27I'll be looking forward to seeing you in the morning.
00:13:29Don't look too hard, because you may not find us.
00:13:32That's right.
00:13:33Get off, Dan.
00:13:35Why do I do?
00:13:35Nothing you're always picking on me for.
00:13:37Hey, look, fellas, I'm a radiator cat.
00:13:38Did I just tell him to get off, Dan?
00:13:39Yeah.
00:13:40Well, that means you, too.
00:13:41What do you want?
00:13:41Don't talk to my cousin, Harvey.
00:13:42You might hurt him.
00:13:43I'll take your cousin, Harvey, and hit you on the head with him.
00:13:45No reward, no nothing.
00:13:46First guy ever spent the night driving around in the breeze.
00:13:48Come on, Harvey.
00:13:52I'm telling you, there's no future in it.
00:13:54So we go up to this high-hat's house.
00:13:56So what?
00:13:57So maybe we'll get some money.
00:13:59Harvey's fresh out of money, ain't you, Harvey?
00:14:00How do I care about Harvey?
00:14:02I'm in favor for getting the whole ink in it.
00:14:03Not me.
00:14:04Look, Muggs.
00:14:05What's with that Muggs there?
00:14:07Mr. President to you.
00:14:08All right, Mr. President.
00:14:10The point is this.
00:14:11If we go up to this guy's house, maybe he'll give us some real dough.
00:14:14Then we can get some gymnasium equipment.
00:14:15That's right.
00:14:16All right, all right, all right.
00:14:19So we'll take a vote on it.
00:14:21All those in favor of going up to this Cortland's house, say aye.
00:14:24Aye.
00:14:25Oh.
00:14:26Steamroller politics, huh?
00:14:27Bunch of yes, men.
00:14:29Go up there.
00:14:30But just remember, I was against it.
00:14:32The meeting is now consummated.
00:14:34Ivy, if we get that equipment, I'm going to build you up and make you very strong.
00:14:37Puss.
00:14:38Oh, that's good, huh?
00:14:44Money bags.
00:14:45Hey, Glippi, give it a buzz.
00:14:47All right, give it a buzz.
00:14:49That, that, the bell, the bell.
00:14:50The bell, who's there?
00:14:53All right, all right.
00:14:54Why does it always take him so long to answer these places where he got money?
00:14:57That's the Hoyt-Bloy, the upper crust.
00:14:59The 400.
00:14:59Glippi, why is it 400?
00:15:01It might be 398 or something.
00:15:02Yes?
00:15:03Guess what?
00:15:04Do you wish to see someone?
00:15:06Certainly wish to see someone.
00:15:07What do you think we're doing here?
00:15:08The boys would like to talk to Mr. Cortland.
00:15:10Yeah, tell them the boys are here to save this bacon last night.
00:15:13Bacon?
00:15:13Yeah, you know, moolah, cabbage, potatoes.
00:15:17You know, the stuff you buy food with if you've got the points.
00:15:19I shall tell Mr. Cortland you're here.
00:15:21There's another entrance below this.
00:15:24Please do use it.
00:15:27Please do use it.
00:15:28What's the matter with this entrance?
00:15:30Maybe it's not wide enough.
00:15:31Maybe it's not wide enough.
00:15:32If it's wide enough for him, it's wide enough for us.
00:15:34Use the side entrance, Dave.
00:15:36And then it's just a way to get the delivery conditions.
00:15:40Imagine that's how to go through that side entrance.
00:15:43What's Bevan?
00:15:44Yes, sir?
00:15:45Has my son been called yet?
00:15:48No, sir.
00:15:49He was out quite late last night.
00:15:51Out late again, eh?
00:15:52Who was that rang the doorbell?
00:15:54A crowd of urchins asking for you, sir.
00:15:56Why didn't you let them in?
00:15:57Let them in?
00:15:59I sent them down to the other entrance, sir.
00:16:01Well, you shouldn't have done that.
00:16:02They're friends of mine.
00:16:04Really, sir?
00:16:05Yes.
00:16:06I told you guys we shouldn't have come down here in a place place.
00:16:08Maybe they're not home.
00:16:11Pretty bad service.
00:16:12That's not.
00:16:13Fine, boy.
00:16:14If he comes to this door, he's really going to hear from me.
00:16:17You can call him off, huh?
00:16:18I'll let them in from below.
00:16:23I guess he changed his mind about seeing it.
00:16:25Yeah.
00:16:27Let's go back to the club.
00:16:28Good idea.
00:16:30Good morning, boys.
00:16:31Good morning, Lance.
00:16:32How are you?
00:16:33My butler made such a terrible mistake.
00:16:36Come right in, man.
00:16:36Now you're being hospitable.
00:16:38One thing I love is hospitality.
00:16:40Now that's what I like about you boys.
00:16:42You have spirit.
00:16:43Forthright honesty.
00:16:45Properly directed, disciplined, and what have you got?
00:16:47Apple pie.
00:16:48Well, that's right.
00:16:49In a sense, apple pie.
00:16:51The kind that mothers make.
00:16:53You know, it typifies good, sound Americanism.
00:16:55Did you ever know a boy who liked apple pie, whoever went wrong?
00:16:58Yes.
00:16:58Used to love apple pie.
00:17:00Wound up with 43 bullets in his belly.
00:17:02Now listen, you push-faced little sort-off pickle you.
00:17:05Whether you like it or not, I sort of like you.
00:17:08And don't ask me why.
00:17:10I told you boys I had something here I thought might interest you.
00:17:12So come along.
00:17:13About time we get around to him.
00:17:19Hey, I thought they only had these type of places in movies.
00:17:23This is where my oldest son held for.
00:17:25But he won't be using it for some time now, and my younger son doesn't go in for athletics.
00:17:29Well, very nice, but where do we fit into the picture?
00:17:32It belongs to you boys, anytime.
00:17:34Night of a day.
00:17:35Oh, well, it's different.
00:17:36Let's take a look.
00:17:37Oh, fuck off!
00:17:39Wait a minute.
00:17:41I want something.
00:17:43Oh, I want something.
00:17:44Oh, my candy!
00:17:46What are you doing now?
00:17:48What is this?
00:17:49Woo!
00:17:51Nice candy!
00:17:52Okay.
00:17:52Oh, this reminds me of the time I was in Central Park.
00:17:56Wept my fishing line with me, but I didn't need it because the fish were jumping in the boat.
00:17:59All I had to do was hit him in the head with the oars.
00:18:01Hey, Harvey!
00:18:01Look at me!
00:18:02Look!
00:18:02Look at me!
00:18:03I'm a cowboy there.
00:18:03Yeah, a bowery cowboy.
00:18:06Hey, that's good.
00:18:07Hey, it's good.
00:18:08Hey, I'm getting seasick.
00:18:10I feel like I'm Walter Belt.
00:18:11Stop it, Willie.
00:18:11Stop it.
00:18:12What do you think I am a genius?
00:18:13I don't know how to stop this thing.
00:18:14Oh, Harvey.
00:18:15Come on.
00:18:15Come on.
00:18:16Oh, Harvey.
00:18:17Mr. Collins.
00:18:18Mr. Collins.
00:18:20Can you make this thing go wrong?
00:18:25There you go again.
00:18:27Always getting yourself in trouble.
00:18:28What do I do now?
00:18:29Didn't do nothing.
00:18:30You just rattled up those two brains you got left.
00:18:32Nobody will be able to do anything with you now.
00:18:33Harvey, tell him.
00:18:34Tell him.
00:18:34I won't tell him that you're wrong this time.
00:18:36Oh, that thing.
00:18:37I'll show you how to do it.
00:18:38I'll show you how to do it.
00:18:39Oh, she does.
00:18:41By the way, Stephan, you send these boys down to the servant's entrance because they weren't
00:18:47dressed, you see?
00:18:48Speak up, my good man.
00:18:49Speak up.
00:18:50They appeared hardly respectable, sir.
00:18:52He just met because we didn't have a monkey suit on like him.
00:18:55I beg your pardon?
00:18:56Oh, the prisoner's knife, huh?
00:18:58Look, I wouldn't give you a pardon if you begged all night.
00:19:00Well, never mind, Stephan.
00:19:02But hereafter, remember, my friends call on me through the main door.
00:19:05Just as you say, sir.
00:19:08Remember that, Zeppelin head.
00:19:10Now there's a fool going on.
00:19:11Let's try it.
00:19:12Whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop.
00:19:15That's right.
00:19:15Oh, don't die, my good man.
00:19:19Steppelin's old boy a little awkward on your feet there, ain't you?
00:19:22Mr. Colton, you will please accept my resignation.
00:19:26I will not.
00:19:27You're fired.
00:19:28You can't do this to me.
00:19:30I have rights.
00:19:31I'll stand on them.
00:19:32Anything you stand on a second off or beaten.
00:19:33Steppelin's old boy excommunicated.
00:19:35Fire.
00:19:36Stance out in your rear.
00:19:37My daughter will pay you off, Steppelin's.
00:19:39I hope she pays you off in bagels.
00:19:45The boys didn't mean any harm, Mr. Colton.
00:19:47I hope they ain't inconveniencing you by making you get rid of that barrage balloon.
00:19:50Forget it.
00:19:51I was going to fire him anyway.
00:19:53Well, what do you say?
00:19:54How do you like the, uh, uh, joint?
00:19:57Well, it's right along the lines of something we was going to put up in a clubhouse.
00:20:01Then it's a deal?
00:20:02Well, I don't know.
00:20:03How about that other son of yours?
00:20:04The one that's away.
00:20:05Well, he's overseas, flying for Uncle Sam.
00:20:08Yeah?
00:20:08Yeah, I thought rich kids didn't have enough smalls to fly.
00:20:11He said that.
00:20:11Oh!
00:20:12Pardon the detrusion, Mr. Colton.
00:20:15As secretary, chairman and president of the Eastside Social Improvement Athletic Club,
00:20:19we wish to acknowledge and receive and accept this gymnasium for a personal use pro tem ad infinitum.
00:20:25Well, thank you, gentlemen.
00:20:27And here's the key to the lower door.
00:20:29And I'd like to donate $50 to the treasury of your club.
00:20:32A lot of money.
00:20:35Excuse me.
00:20:36Let me, let me hold on.
00:20:37Get away from it.
00:20:38$50.
00:20:38All right, you're all right.
00:20:40Yes?
00:20:43Why, certainly, dear.
00:20:44I'll be right up.
00:20:46Hey, see, there's going to be some regenerating done around here.
00:20:48We're all going to turn over new leaves.
00:20:50Yeah?
00:20:50What are we going to do with the old one?
00:20:52Save them for posterity.
00:20:53Why don't you shut up?
00:20:54You see this?
00:20:55Yeah, what about it?
00:20:57Pretty easy.
00:20:57Hey, boys, as long as you're going to be in and out of here, perhaps you'd better come
00:21:02upstairs with me and meet my daughter.
00:21:03Good idea.
00:21:04How old is she?
00:21:05Oh, you're so mean.
00:21:10You know, this is Louise Courtland.
00:21:12I want to verify my appointment for today.
00:21:14Yes, yes, thank you.
00:21:16Louise, I want you to...
00:21:18Father, what were you thinking of before I was trevin' on a time like this?
00:21:20His nose was too high, but don't worry, dear.
00:21:22We'll get another butler.
00:21:23And another maid and another cook, they've all left with pheasant.
00:21:26And I'm to entertain tonight for Lieutenant Fray.
00:21:28I'm chicken.
00:21:28How do you know you mean chicken?
00:21:30That's pheasant.
00:21:31Blue-blooded pheasant.
00:21:33Next week you go out with girls.
00:21:34Not this way.
00:21:35Friday, now, please.
00:21:36We have company.
00:21:38Oh, I'm sorry.
00:21:41Boys, I want you to meet my daughter, Louise.
00:21:43And she's really a very nice girl.
00:21:45How are you?
00:21:46How are you?
00:21:46I'd like to meet the gang.
00:21:48Flippy, Skinny Dave, Rocky, Lou, and Slug.
00:21:51Hey, you forgot how you mean.
00:21:53It's all right.
00:21:53I forgot myself, too, but let's not be technical about it.
00:21:56I'm glad to know you all.
00:21:57And I'm afraid I owe you an apology.
00:21:59But you see, all of our servants have left, and I'm entertaining tonight for a very dear friend.
00:22:03Yeah, so we heard.
00:22:04So we heard.
00:22:05What did you say your name was?
00:22:07Well, I didn't say.
00:22:08It's Muggs.
00:22:09I'm glad to know you, Muggs.
00:22:10Glad to know you, too.
00:22:12I hope I see more of you.
00:22:15You will.
00:22:16You will.
00:22:16You see, your old man there, that is, your father there, he told us we could use the gym downstairs.
00:22:20It is.
00:22:21That's a wonderful idea, then.
00:22:23Now, I hope you'll excuse me.
00:22:24I have a very important engagement.
00:22:26Bye.
00:22:26Yes, sir.
00:22:27Good luck, Ron.
00:22:28Happy engagement.
00:22:29Let's go down and examine that equipment.
00:22:31Wait a minute, boys.
00:22:31I want you to meet my son, Roy.
00:22:34Roy, I want you to meet these boys.
00:22:36Muggs, Glimpy.
00:22:37I'm afraid I've forgotten your other names.
00:22:39I'm Hoibee.
00:22:40I'm Rodney.
00:22:41How are you?
00:22:41Hello.
00:22:42Howdy, Humph.
00:22:43Well, son, what happened to your hand?
00:22:45Oh, it's nothing.
00:22:46I just brained it.
00:22:47I've invited these boys to use the gymnasium.
00:22:50Oh, really?
00:22:51It's the idea.
00:22:52Well, what's the harm?
00:22:54You never use it, Roy.
00:22:55I guess it's all right.
00:22:57Hey, Kate.
00:22:58Yeah.
00:22:59Okay.
00:22:59Let's get out and warm up a little bit.
00:23:01Get a little chilly here.
00:23:02All right.
00:23:02Come on, Magic, Ash, Sharpie.
00:23:04See you, Kate.
00:23:04See you later.
00:23:05Hey, Roy, I want to have a little talk with you.
00:23:08I haven't had a chance to tell you before, but last night I was attacked and robbed.
00:23:16You were?
00:23:17Yes.
00:23:17And those boys you just met not only recovered my pocketbook, but saved me from a possible beating.
00:23:23Oh, I see.
00:23:25Well, I'm sorry if I was rude to them.
00:23:27I thought you would be.
00:23:28Sit down.
00:23:31Roy, is anything bothering you?
00:23:33Are you in any kind of trouble?
00:23:34No, of course not.
00:23:36What do you ask?
00:23:36Oh, I was just wondering that's all.
00:23:41Hey, you guys.
00:23:43Did you notice the bandage on that cotton kid's hand?
00:23:45Yeah, so what?
00:23:46He said he sprained it.
00:23:47Maybe he's cutting out too many paper dollars lately.
00:23:49Maybe so.
00:23:51He could have done it hitting a brick wall, too.
00:23:54Are you saying he's the guy that took a poke at you last night in the alley?
00:23:56I'm not saying nothing.
00:23:58I'm doing a lot of thinking.
00:23:59Oh, Muggs, you're back on your heels meeting that swell gal.
00:24:02Hey, Muggs, you know something?
00:24:04You never told me you were such a lady killer.
00:24:06Before your brother John went away, you were so much alike.
00:24:12But since then, you seem to have changed.
00:24:16Honest, Dad.
00:24:16There's nothing the matter with me.
00:24:18It's just that I...
00:24:20Oh, stop worrying about me, will you?
00:24:23You stay...
00:24:23I hang out late at night.
00:24:25Everybody stays up late these days.
00:24:27You're not preaching, Roy.
00:24:29I'm just trying to be friendly.
00:24:31Oh, I know that most boys have their troubles sometimes.
00:24:35Perhaps you've been disappointed or something.
00:24:38Or perhaps I...
00:24:39We both miss your brother.
00:24:42Good evening.
00:24:43You know what I mean.
00:24:44Sure, I know what you mean.
00:24:47I guess I don't deserve a dad like you.
00:24:50Well, good morning, Captain.
00:25:02Come in.
00:25:03Good morning, Miss Gordman.
00:25:05How are you?
00:25:05Oh, pretty good.
00:25:06Just happen to be in the neighborhood.
00:25:07Thought I'd drop by and say hello to you.
00:25:09Fine.
00:25:10All right, where are you going?
00:25:11Just going out.
00:25:13I want you to meet Captain Matthews.
00:25:15Oh.
00:25:16Hello, Roy.
00:25:17Just paying a little friendly visit is all.
00:25:19Glad to know you.
00:25:20Well, if you'll excuse me, I'll be going.
00:25:26Well, Captain, let's sit down.
00:25:27Thanks.
00:25:28How have you been?
00:25:29Fine, thanks.
00:25:30Just the same.
00:25:30I'd like to know where those guys are at Mug Courtland.
00:25:33Ah, what are you worried about?
00:25:34It ain't our funeral.
00:25:34It ain't our funeral, honey.
00:25:36They're just ruining our name, that's all.
00:25:37Just slanderizing us.
00:25:39First thing you know, people will be going around
00:25:40calling us the East Side kids.
00:25:41You're right.
00:25:42I never thought of it that way.
00:25:44You never think, period.
00:25:45Sorry to incrued, boys.
00:25:52But Captain Matthews is anxious to get a more detailed description
00:25:55of the fellows who attacked me last night, so...
00:25:57Now, listen, boys.
00:26:00Mr. Cortman here has pretty well convinced me you're innocent.
00:26:03But I thought you might be able to give me some sort of a hint,
00:26:06some sort of a description, which I could sort of...
00:26:08What are you drooling about?
00:26:11What are you saying, I'm going to bust you right in the larynx?
00:26:13Wait a minute, did I say anything?
00:26:14Yeah.
00:26:15Look, we don't know nothing.
00:26:16We ain't going to inscribe nobody.
00:26:17Yeah, but listen, boys.
00:26:18These muggies have been working right here in your own neighborhood.
00:26:20I thought it was a matter of pride that...
00:26:22What do you mean?
00:26:22You're trying to say we ain't got no pride in our neighborhood?
00:26:24Look, we got lots of pride.
00:26:25More pride than you think.
00:26:27Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:26:28All right, boys.
00:26:29Forget it.
00:26:30All right, boys.
00:26:31I'm sorry that I was a part of this intrusion.
00:26:34I like that pride.
00:26:35Why, what is it like those coppers?
00:26:37What are you doing?
00:26:38Oh, why don't you keep playing?
00:26:39Go on back and punch your bag.
00:26:41Okay.
00:26:42I think we'd better get out of here.
00:26:44Yeah, but muggs, old man Corlin didn't mean nothing personal.
00:26:47I know that, but I got a lot of thinking of doing a...
00:26:50Imagine we ought to go someplace else and do it.
00:26:52Yeah, let's go.
00:26:55What are you doing?
00:26:57You told me to punch the bag.
00:26:58Yeah, yeah, I told you to punch the bag.
00:27:00So what?
00:27:01To the bag punch back.
00:27:02Get out of here.
00:27:03What's the matter with you?
00:27:05I'm going to talk to you.
00:27:07Hello, boys.
00:27:13Hi, Mr. Corlin.
00:27:13Well, did you get some servants for your party yet?
00:27:17No, I suppose it's the war.
00:27:18I haven't been able to find a cook or a maid.
00:27:20Uh-huh.
00:27:21Oh, boys, I'd like you to meet Lieutenant Andre Dupre.
00:27:24I'm sorry, but I don't know your real name.
00:27:26Oh, muggs, muggs, just muggs, capital muggs.
00:27:28It is an honor and a pleasure.
00:27:30My, sir, mugg.
00:27:31My, gentlemen.
00:27:32You too, monsoor.
00:27:33All right.
00:27:33What's with the thing there?
00:27:35Do you mean you could run that shindig with just a cook and a maid?
00:27:38Yeah, I suppose so.
00:27:40That's all I wanted to know.
00:27:41Let's go, boys.
00:27:42See you later, Mr. Corlin.
00:27:42Mansoor, mansoor.
00:27:45This is America.
00:27:53Hey, lefty.
00:27:54Here comes that kid.
00:27:55Hello, Roy.
00:28:01Hi, kid.
00:28:02Hello, fellas.
00:28:03Why don't you grab yourself your cue?
00:28:05Right in the looks, Blake.
00:28:16Hey.
00:28:17What was your idea trying to take a poke at me last night?
00:28:19Oh, because, uh, you had no reason to hit that fella like you did.
00:28:24Hey, what's the matter?
00:28:25You going soft?
00:28:26Do I look soft?
00:28:28Skip it.
00:28:29Go ahead.
00:28:29Break him up.
00:28:42Hey.
00:28:44Where's the dough from last night?
00:28:46Oh, uh, I got it.
00:28:54What, only 12 bucks?
00:29:00Is that all?
00:29:01That's right.
00:29:02I thought that old guy would have at least a grand on him.
00:29:05Yeah.
00:29:05Well, it's a great thing.
00:29:07Here I am, kid.
00:29:09Forget it.
00:29:16Hey, what does this forget it, Lucille?
00:29:18The way you refuse money, you think you're working with us for the fun of it.
00:29:21Maybe I am.
00:29:26I don't get you, kid.
00:29:27What plays?
00:29:28Who are you, anyhow?
00:29:30Look, Captain.
00:29:31I don't ask you any questions, so don't ask me any.
00:29:34Understand?
00:29:35My cherie, your music, it is divine.
00:29:41Thank you, Andre.
00:29:43It makes me long to fly away with you to my villa on the Riviera, to my beloved France.
00:29:50You make it all sound so romantic, Andre.
00:29:52Oh, hello, boys.
00:30:10Hi there, Cortland.
00:30:11Oh, look, we brought you some hired help.
00:30:12What do you mean?
00:30:13There ain't no hired help.
00:30:14No, Mr. Cortland, my old lady here, that is.
00:30:16My mother used to be a cook at the Biltmore's.
00:30:17Yeah, and my mother used to work for the Whitley's.
00:30:19She was the best chambermaid they had.
00:30:20Lemmy, I was the housekeeper if you want to know.
00:30:24You told me chambermaid.
00:30:25Why did you keep your mouth shut?
00:30:27And seeing us how you've been so nice to our old young'uns, we fought you.
00:30:30See, Mr. Cortland, we don't want your daughter to be disappointed about the party she wants to throw.
00:30:34Well, I'm very, very glad to meet the mothers of such unusual boys.
00:30:38I'll have you meet my daughter.
00:30:39Come right along.
00:30:40Hey, look at this house, huh?
00:30:43We're wonderful.
00:30:45Excuse me just a moment, please.
00:30:47Certainly.
00:30:48I shall fight for my country.
00:30:49My honor.
00:30:52But more I shall fight for you, my little white daughter.
00:30:56Oh.
00:30:56Mr. Cortland.
00:30:57Hello.
00:30:58Louise, will you come out in the hall a moment, please?
00:31:00Yes, Father.
00:31:02Excuse me, Andre.
00:31:02Very certain.
00:31:05Louise, these are the mothers of Muggs and Glimpy.
00:31:08They've kindly offered to help out.
00:31:09I'm Mrs. McGinnis.
00:31:10How do you do, Mrs. McGinnis?
00:31:11I'm Mrs. McCloskey.
00:31:13Very glad to know you.
00:31:13Happy to know you.
00:31:14Well, I have to be running along, if you'd excuse me.
00:31:17Come on.
00:31:18It's so nice of you to offer to do this.
00:31:19Oh, don't mention it.
00:31:20Oh, that's perfectly all right.
00:31:22Would you care to look about now?
00:31:23Oh, much, I would.
00:31:24There's nothing like getting the job started.
00:31:26That's right.
00:31:27Come this way, please.
00:31:30Pugs.
00:31:31Get a load of Flamingo.
00:31:32Show off.
00:31:41I think you're out, kid.
00:31:42Too much competition.
00:31:43What do you mean?
00:31:44That guy wouldn't offer competition to a Yubangi.
00:31:47If that's the way Yubangi looks, I'd take that last crack back.
00:31:58Out to the kitchen.
00:31:59Ma.
00:31:59This is no place for you, Brass.
00:32:01Okay, Ma.
00:32:02I'll see you later.
00:32:03No, dear.
00:32:04Of course I'm not.
00:32:04I'm pointing from a drugstore.
00:32:06Yes, yes, yes, I am.
00:32:08When?
00:32:08But you don't have...
00:32:09Yes, dear.
00:32:11Yes, yes, of course.
00:32:12I...
00:32:13Look.
00:32:14Okay, okay.
00:32:15I'll meet you there right away.
00:32:17Goodbye.
00:32:29Hello?
00:32:30Will you please send a cab to 472 Sutton Place right away?
00:32:40Hey, Mux.
00:32:41That guy talks English just as good as we do.
00:32:43Don't be silly.
00:32:44Don't be talking English as good as we do.
00:32:46You rise with my curiosity.
00:32:48Hey, gentlemen.
00:32:59What'd you say your name was?
00:33:00Lieutenant Andre de Prez.
00:33:02At your service.
00:33:04Hey, Andre.
00:33:04Do you hear about that guy who was walking on the sea side of the street with the breeze on the side there?
00:33:07At your service?
00:33:08Hey, basic garden.
00:33:10French.
00:33:11Oh, no, no, no.
00:33:12That is not the French.
00:33:13Ah, yes, yes, yes.
00:33:15Said he's the French.
00:33:16He's bleep.
00:33:16He speaks it.
00:33:17Arabian boy.
00:33:19You are Miss Coitland for relations, no?
00:33:21Yes?
00:33:22Yeah, no.
00:33:23But if you stay around here long enough, you're going to see a lot of us from now on.
00:33:26Oh.
00:33:27I take the good with the bad.
00:33:29How about the medium?
00:33:31Hey, Andre.
00:33:32Come here.
00:33:32I want to talk to you one minute.
00:33:33Uh, what does that medal have for?
00:33:35Distinguished service.
00:33:36You mean extinguished, don't you?
00:33:37No.
00:33:38You know something?
00:33:38My brother got two medals.
00:33:40He did?
00:33:40What was?
00:33:41Well, he got one for jumping off the Brooklyn Bridge.
00:33:42And what did he get the other one for?
00:33:44For getting killed when he landed.
00:33:46Hey.
00:33:47Where's your old shoulder pad?
00:33:48Please.
00:33:50Control yourself, Lumpy.
00:33:51Control yourself.
00:33:52Hey, Andre.
00:33:54Still, don't forget about the guy on the sea side with the breeze on the street.
00:33:56If you're served.
00:33:57Uh, what?
00:33:58Still French.
00:34:00Still Arabian.
00:34:02You leave everything to watch.
00:34:04You haven't got a thing to worry about.
00:34:05Well, is it a deal, Mom?
00:34:07It is that.
00:34:07And we're starting right now.
00:34:08And there's lots of work to be done.
00:34:10You better go on.
00:34:11Okay, we'll see you later.
00:34:12Bye.
00:34:13Bye.
00:34:13Well, we better get to work.
00:34:23I'm sorry I kept you waiting so long, Andre.
00:34:25For you, I would wait forever.
00:34:28But now, I must go.
00:34:29I have business at the embassy.
00:34:31And I'll see you this evening.
00:34:32And this evening, you'll announce our engagement, oui?
00:34:37Perhaps.
00:34:40Ma chérie.
00:34:41Zig-zag club.
00:34:59231 hospital.
00:35:00Well, hiya, Maisie.
00:35:24I'm sorry to keep you waiting.
00:35:26Well, what are you made up for?
00:35:27Where'd you get the fancy suit?
00:35:29From the costumers.
00:35:30I wear it.
00:35:30My new act.
00:35:31Oh, say, baby.
00:35:32If you got a little money for the cabbie, I'm a little fresh out of funds.
00:35:35What, again?
00:35:36Well, you know how those things are.
00:35:37Say, why don't you get a steady job?
00:35:40Uh, I think maybe I have got one.
00:35:42Well, that's good news.
00:35:44Yeah.
00:35:45Uh, good team.
00:35:47Say, about this act you mentioned, what sort of an act is it?
00:35:50Oh, it's a brand new idea.
00:35:52Very original.
00:35:53Huh.
00:35:53Well, it better not be with any dame.
00:35:55You get that, don't you?
00:35:56Oh, now, Maisie, dear, you know me.
00:35:58Yes, I know you.
00:36:00Oh, now, that's a fine way to talk.
00:36:02I always play the square with you.
00:36:07Well, can you picture that?
00:36:09Maybe we should tell that other thing.
00:36:10You making reference to Miss Cortland?
00:36:11Well, she ought to know, shouldn't she?
00:36:13I thought maybe we should keep it a secret.
00:36:16Hey, Marge, what does that mean?
00:36:18Fantastic.
00:36:20I don't know.
00:36:20Probably means she does a fan dance.
00:36:22Oh, without her clothes on, huh?
00:36:24What do you mean, without her clothes on?
00:36:25She's no cover.
00:36:26No cover.
00:36:27No cover charge.
00:36:28That means you don't pay nothing for the tablecloth.
00:36:31Now, come on.
00:36:31We've got an important mission to do.
00:36:32Who wants the tablecloth?
00:36:37Hey, Danny, Danny, Danny.
00:36:39Look who's fighting at Tuesday night.
00:36:40It's not falling.
00:36:41Oh, he's good.
00:36:45Hey, fellas, look.
00:36:50It's a Cortland kid.
00:36:51Well, what do you know?
00:36:52Hey, how do you figure a rich kid like him
00:36:54playing around with those guys?
00:36:55I don't figure it.
00:36:56It don't want to end up.
00:36:57Wait till Muggs hears about this.
00:36:59Well, maybe Muggs was right about him after all.
00:37:02In the beginning, you'd think that he was.
00:37:03Come on, let's go back to the club.
00:37:04Right.
00:37:05Let's go.
00:37:07Hello, boys.
00:37:08Hi, Miss Cortland.
00:37:09Hello.
00:37:10I've got something important to tell you.
00:37:11What is it?
00:37:12Well, it's kind of personal.
00:37:14Come right in.
00:37:14It's about the, uh...
00:37:20Sit down.
00:37:21Oh, sure.
00:37:21Thanks.
00:37:23It's about that lieutenant friend of yours.
00:37:25You mean my fiancée?
00:37:27Yeah, yeah, that's right.
00:37:28You don't really expect to marry that guy, do you?
00:37:30Well, I'd plan to keep our engagement a secret,
00:37:32but I may announce it tonight at the party.
00:37:35You know, Miss Cortland,
00:37:37marriage is a very confiscated and detrimental affair.
00:37:40You can't rush into it too headstrong.
00:37:42Oh, Muggs, what are you talking about?
00:37:44Well, the guy may not be exactly right for you.
00:37:47I mean, you're a very nice girl.
00:37:48He may not be your type.
00:37:50Muggs is trying to tell you the guy's a phony.
00:37:51He's out after your money.
00:37:52He's even got another girl.
00:37:54Oh, please, boys.
00:37:55Who gave you the right to intrude on my private affairs?
00:37:57We didn't mean this.
00:37:58Truth, Miss Cortland.
00:37:59We just found you truth.
00:38:01I don't want to hear any nonsense.
00:38:03Well, if that's the way you feel about it, eh?
00:38:05I guess we'd better go.
00:38:06We probably made a mistake.
00:38:10You won't be mad at us, will you?
00:38:12Well, no, but...
00:38:13I think you boys better keep your dimmazing.
00:38:16Maybe you're right.
00:38:17Bye now.
00:38:18Bye.
00:38:23How do you like that?
00:38:25She just wasn't in the mood, I guess.
00:38:27Ah, dames are all alike.
00:38:28Dumb like me.
00:38:29Impossible.
00:38:32Just the same, she ain't gonna marry that guy
00:38:33because I got other plans.
00:38:37Well, it doesn't look like Muggs or Glimp is coming.
00:38:39Say, you know, I wonder if they run back to the gym.
00:38:41Maybe we ought to go look for them, huh?
00:38:42All right.
00:38:43You don't have to look for us.
00:38:45Hey, Muggs, we've been waiting for you.
00:38:46We found out some circumstantial evidence
00:38:47against the Cortland kid.
00:38:49Yeah, we saw the kid playing pool over in Finks
00:38:51with those two characters we tangled with last night.
00:38:53Did, huh?
00:38:53Maybe we better call this meet and order.
00:38:56What are you doing?
00:38:57Taking down your order.
00:38:59Oh!
00:39:00Shut up.
00:39:01So you saw this Cortland kid playing pool in Finks
00:39:03with a couple of Jacobos.
00:39:04So what?
00:39:05That don't prove nothing bona fidel against them.
00:39:07It does.
00:39:07It does.
00:39:08Good luck.
00:39:09Good luck.
00:39:09Dummy up.
00:39:10Look, kids like him don't paddle around
00:39:12with those guys for nothing.
00:39:13They must be up to something.
00:39:15Maybe you and I should tell the cops.
00:39:17We ain't going to tell them nothing
00:39:20until we get the goods on them.
00:39:22In the meantime, another matter has arisen
00:39:24which demands our immediate attention.
00:39:30Mr. and Mrs. Barnes, may I present
00:39:32Lieutenant André Dupre?
00:39:33Madam.
00:39:36It is a pleasure, I assure you.
00:39:38Sir?
00:39:38Mr. Barnes, may I present
00:40:00to Lieutenant André Dupre?
00:40:02Madam?
00:40:05Sit down there.
00:40:07Mr. Barnes,
00:40:07let's take over Lieutenant Dupre.
00:40:08Sir Dupre.
00:40:21Look for yourself.
00:40:24The American woman has some views.
00:40:27Why that?
00:40:28No damn double look at him.
00:40:30I'll tear him apart.
00:40:31Wait a minute.
00:40:32I bet he is a little finesse,
00:40:33you can't rush into this thing.
00:40:34He can't get away with that.
00:40:35Excuse me, sir.
00:40:36He can't be precipitate.
00:40:37Hiya, Ma.
00:40:38Oh, that's, uh, that's Miss, uh, Miss Maid.
00:40:41Yeah, Miss Maid, the new maid.
00:40:42She's gonna serve the drinks, you know.
00:40:43Come on.
00:40:44Get that apron up there.
00:40:45Give me those little fuckers.
00:40:46Quiet, genius at work.
00:40:46Gonna serve the drinks, you know.
00:40:47New maid, new maid.
00:40:48Here, put that apron on quick.
00:40:50Give her the drinks, Ma.
00:40:51Great maid.
00:40:52Got it from the agency.
00:40:53Five percent down.
00:40:58Remember, don't be too melodrastic.
00:41:03This, we gotta see.
00:41:04This is all you are, I'm dead.
00:41:07Cocktail?
00:41:08Oh, oui.
00:41:10M'appetit.
00:41:12Messie.
00:41:25Andre, what's the matter?
00:41:26You seem so nervous, don't you feel well?
00:41:28Oh, oh.
00:41:29Oh, I feel fine, thank you.
00:41:30Oh, but I, I just remember a most important telephone call I must make.
00:41:34You'll excuse me, please.
00:41:35Of course, you know where the phone is.
00:41:36Indeed.
00:41:37Indeed.
00:41:37Indeed.
00:41:41Back.
00:41:41Back.
00:41:59What kind of a big business is this?
00:42:00That's just what I'm here to find out.
00:42:02You fix on me.
00:42:03Shh, shh.
00:42:04Listen.
00:42:04I'll have to look at the deal of my life.
00:42:06I'll have to scram out of here before it's too late.
00:42:07You better scram before I lay this play over your noggin.
00:42:10Oh, now, look.
00:42:10I can explain it all.
00:42:11It's very...
00:42:12Would you mind telling me who this girl is, Lieutenant?
00:42:16Lieutenant?
00:42:17Huh.
00:42:17If he's a lieutenant, I'm a whack.
00:42:19Oh, now, now, Louise.
00:42:20If you'll just listen, I can explain.
00:42:21I think your loss of accent explains well.
00:42:24Huh.
00:42:24I can explain a lot more.
00:42:25Please don't.
00:42:26Just take your brawl or whatever it is outside.
00:42:28Dear, you don't understand.
00:42:29I understand enough.
00:42:31Please leave.
00:42:34But my little white dove, I...
00:42:36What am I, a black menorca?
00:42:38Oh, you...
00:42:39You fixed everything up fine, didn't you?
00:42:41You just ruined my whole career.
00:42:44I'll ruin your whole career!
00:42:47If I do say so myself, you handle that very diplomatically and energetically.
00:42:55Well, he deserved it.
00:42:56Nice kid.
00:42:57Good to her mother.
00:42:57Never goes home.
00:42:59Nice work, Louise.
00:43:03You mean you're not mad?
00:43:04Oh, of course not.
00:43:05Handle it with skill.
00:43:06I'm great.
00:43:07Hey, you know what's they're going to form in a club to take care of happy things?
00:43:10You're going to pass the hat around?
00:43:11Yeah.
00:43:11Well, start passing it.
00:43:13What kind of way is that to talk to a blossoming debutante?
00:43:16Clubs.
00:43:16Miss Copeland, if I said anything to offend you, I thank you.
00:43:19Dinner's all ready, man.
00:43:22I hope these brats haven't been causing you any trouble.
00:43:25Oh, no, of course not.
00:43:26Far from it.
00:43:27Hey, Ma, in case you run short of dishrags or something, why there's a...
00:43:31Oh, I'm speaking about dishrags.
00:43:33Come on, it's a good idea.
00:43:34Into the kitchen, both of you.
00:43:37Why don't you keep your big mouth shut?
00:43:40Well, I say I don't say nothing.
00:43:42Friends.
00:43:43I regret to announce that our good friend, Lieutenant Andre Dupre, who suddenly called
00:43:48away on important business.
00:43:50I hope you'll accept your sincere apologies.
00:43:53And now if you're going to the dining room, you'll find your place cards on the table.
00:44:00Hey, gang.
00:44:04We're getting ready to store the chow.
00:44:06What's the chow?
00:44:07How do you like that?
00:44:08We've got a little business to attend to.
00:44:09What happened to your young lieutenant, Louise?
00:44:16As your friend Muggs would say, the lieutenant would have commented.
00:44:19Well, that's what I suspected all the time.
00:44:22You'd better not get into any mischief, any of you.
00:44:25We're not going to get into any.
00:44:26We might cause a little love.
00:44:28You'd better not dare.
00:44:29We were a wasp.
00:44:30Take yourself now.
00:44:32Save me something.
00:44:37Take one upstairs.
00:44:38Come out there, look at it.
00:44:40Right.
00:44:49This don't look like it.
00:44:51Take one.
00:44:51Take one.
00:44:53That's it.
00:44:54John Cortland live here?
00:45:08Sure, he lives here, shorty.
00:45:10Eh, don't give me that shorty stuff.
00:45:11Don't be bitter about it.
00:45:13Eh, listen, here.
00:45:13I've got another grandpa.
00:45:15I'll take it.
00:45:17Right here.
00:45:18Right.
00:45:18There's no smoking around here.
00:45:22I ain't smoking.
00:45:23You've got a cigarette in your mouth, haven't you?
00:45:25Sure, I've got shoes on my feet, but I ain't walking.
00:45:28Thanks.
00:45:29This is very important.
00:45:30See that he gets it right away.
00:45:31From the water bottle.
00:45:33The water bottle, eh?
00:45:33Yeah.
00:45:35Thanks.
00:45:35Yeah.
00:45:36Roy tried to enlist, too, but they turned him down on account of his eyes.
00:45:58There's nothing the matter with my eyesight.
00:46:05What are you doing, Mom?
00:46:06I'm fixing the turkey.
00:46:08That's good.
00:46:11Yeah.
00:46:12How much of a cotton like to see him in a hole for a minute?
00:46:15Is there anything wrong, son?
00:46:16Oh, no, no.
00:46:17Not exactly.
00:46:18Just like to talk to him.
00:46:20Oh, all right.
00:46:28Wait, what a cousin.
00:46:32I want to put my mother on you.
00:46:33Yeah, sure.
00:46:33Hey, look at this cap.
00:46:35Yeah, a nice one.
00:46:36Hey, Roy, what do you think is worth it?
00:46:37Write the book.
00:46:38Why?
00:46:38Sure.
00:46:39Oh, you dope.
00:46:40The half the cap that was on the kid.
00:46:43Yeah.
00:46:44Mom, your mother said you wanted to see me.
00:46:46Yeah, I thought you were going to read it.
00:46:47I got a plug in for you.
00:46:49I didn't think you'd want to read it in front of all those people.
00:46:52Oh, that's right.
00:46:52You sit about the bugs.
00:46:54Thanks.
00:46:58I don't think it's bad news.
00:47:17You don't deserve a break like that, Mr. Coulton.
00:47:20Or a fellow like you.
00:47:22I just don't figure.
00:47:25It'll be worse, I guess.
00:47:26I still have one son left.
00:47:30You mean, uh, yeah.
00:47:33Yeah, that's right.
00:47:34We've got one son left.
00:47:37Let's go see him up.
00:47:40Hey, Mom, we found our one.
00:47:43Shut up.
00:47:44I'll talk about that later.
00:47:46Well, maybe he said some bad news about his son.
00:47:48I wanted to fly it.
00:47:50Oh, gee, that's me.
00:47:54Hey, Mom, he's faded.
00:47:56Oh, I don't think anybody calls that.
00:48:00Lugs.
00:48:01Yes, sir?
00:48:02Don't disturb my daughter's party.
00:48:05I'll be all right.
00:48:08Just help me upstairs tomorrow, please.
00:48:10Hey, Mr. Coulton.
00:48:11I can take it.
00:48:12Give him a hand.
00:48:12Sure.
00:48:13Mom, sir.
00:48:14Take it easy now.
00:48:15Steady.
00:48:23Excuse me a minute, please.
00:48:24Which room is yours, Mr. Coulton?
00:48:28Right here.
00:48:38Here.
00:48:38Grab a set up one of those pillows.
00:48:42Take care of rest.
00:48:44Let him see.
00:48:45Father.
00:48:46What's the matter?
00:48:47Are you here?
00:48:48No, no.
00:48:48He just had a faint spell, Mr. Coulton.
00:48:50We didn't call you because he asked us not to disturb the party.
00:48:52Don't be a lot, dear.
00:48:54It's nothing serious.
00:48:56Just the same.
00:48:57I'll call Dr. Miller.
00:49:03Hello.
00:49:04Is Dr. Miller in?
00:49:06May I speak to him, please?
00:49:09Hello, doctor.
00:49:11This is Louise Cortland.
00:49:12I'm sorry to disturb you.
00:49:14My father doesn't feel very well.
00:49:15Could you come right over?
00:49:16John, thank you.
00:49:26We just had some bad news.
00:49:29You mean, John?
00:49:33Yes.
00:49:34I won't be so excited about it.
00:49:42What did you find?
00:49:42This cat.
00:49:43He wore it last night.
00:49:45Yeah, that proves he's a mugger all right.
00:49:47Couldn't I tell Mr. Coulton about this?
00:49:49I don't know what just happened.
00:49:51He'd probably kick over if he found out his other kid was a crook.
00:49:53Ah, maybe we're in his bed as we'd paint him and be.
00:49:56Oh, look.
00:49:56He's a mugger, ain't he?
00:49:57Maybe so.
00:49:59You know, he had rich kids that kind of got bored with life, you know,
00:50:01and he just wanted to know a thing like that to be excited when he got out of it.
00:50:05You mean this Cortland kid's being pushed around by something?
00:50:07Like being bored with life?
00:50:09That's the idea.
00:50:11Might even be dragged into it by a few other guys.
00:50:13Yeah, I get it.
00:50:15Hey, maybe we could help, Roy, because all men would even have to know about it.
00:50:18What do you think I've been trying to say, stupid?
00:50:20I'm not stupid.
00:50:21You're not stupid.
00:50:22You just got as short as your congregations in the cerebellum.
00:50:24Oh, that's different.
00:50:25Hey, most.
00:50:26Is that contagious?
00:50:26I don't know.
00:50:27I read it in a book.
00:50:31Pardon me, please.
00:50:52It's fine time for him to be going out.
00:50:54You better investigate that.
00:51:01I'll give you three guesses where he's going.
00:51:10Let's use a guess and let's tail him.
00:51:17If you need about 20 more pointers, he'll be all right.
00:51:20You know that.
00:51:20Looked good to me.
00:51:23What took you so long, kid?
00:51:25What's the idea of that super fish?
00:51:26He looks pretty, doesn't he?
00:51:27Never mind that.
00:51:28I came down here tonight to tell you fellas I'm through.
00:51:32What do you mean, through?
00:51:33All your steam.
00:51:33You can't walk out on us like that.
00:51:35Be yourself.
00:51:42Hey, Lefty.
00:51:43Look out there.
00:51:52What do you kids want around here?
00:51:54We didn't come in to shoot pool.
00:51:56We'd like to have a little talk with Roy here.
00:51:57You're coming with us.
00:51:59I am not.
00:52:00Oh, yes, you are.
00:52:00Leave, baby.
00:52:02All right, get the point.
00:52:08All right, forget those guys.
00:52:11Get caught.
00:52:24What are you guys trying to do?
00:52:26Wreck this joint?
00:52:26Ah, shut up, will you?
00:52:28We don't mind our own business when those guys jumped us.
00:52:30We're going to sue you.
00:52:32Go left him.
00:52:36What do you guys want with that kid Roy?
00:52:38It's near your business, last boy.
00:52:40Oh, yeah?
00:52:40Let me work him over, will you, Lefty?
00:52:42Nah, not yet.
00:52:43Come on, let's take him along with us.
00:52:48Sturdy, Mike.
00:52:48What do you guys think you're getting away with?
00:52:58You, pal.
00:52:59You haven't anything on me.
00:53:01That's what you think.
00:53:01Who are those two geraniums you've been hanging out in the pool room with?
00:53:04It's none of your business.
00:53:05Take it easy.
00:53:06All right, bring him down to club.
00:53:08Hey, wait a minute.
00:53:09We can't take him to the club.
00:53:10The cops might come there.
00:53:11That's right.
00:53:12We'll bring him down to his old man's place.
00:53:14Wait a minute.
00:53:14Where's Skinny?
00:53:16Must still be back in the pool room.
00:53:18Hey, Clippy and Herb, go look him up.
00:53:20Okay, Chief.
00:53:23Let's go.
00:53:23If you don't come peacefully, carry him.
00:53:25Come on.
00:53:25Come on.
00:53:26Let's take a walk.
00:53:36Tie him up.
00:53:37Going to make a phone call.
00:53:38Okay.
00:53:41What am I doing is encounter your father.
00:53:43You made my father out of it.
00:53:45Uh-huh.
00:53:45You know, with the evidence we got on you, we could put you in jail behind the bars.
00:53:49Go ahead.
00:53:49My father will hand me out just like that.
00:53:51Don't be so exorbitant about it.
00:53:53You're the million-dollar kid.
00:53:55Nobody can touch you.
00:53:56Nobody can lay a hand on you, huh?
00:53:57Hey, Dave.
00:53:58Give me those gloves.
00:54:00Take off that obligatory suit and coat there.
00:54:02I don't want to soil any garments when I'm doing my work.
00:54:04You ask for it.
00:54:05I ask for it.
00:54:08Before I get through with you, you'll be sorry you didn't use this gymnasium.
00:54:11for a playground instead of those pool rooms and streets.
00:54:14You ain't going to be able to see nothing.
00:54:16Come on.
00:54:17Tie those gloves.
00:54:18Oh, yeah.
00:54:18I am.
00:54:19What are you making with those fancy knives?
00:54:20Hey, what's the matter?
00:54:21Your hand's cold.
00:54:22Where's Skinny?
00:54:22We couldn't find him.
00:54:23Yeah, we left all of them, too.
00:54:24We'll take care of that later.
00:54:26What's going on, then?
00:54:27Oh, we're going to have a little boxing match.
00:54:29He's going to fight you?
00:54:30What's the matter?
00:54:31You crazy?
00:54:32You're going to get murdered.
00:54:33Don't forget, Marcus is a King's Berry rule.
00:54:35I can't stand blood.
00:54:36Me neither.
00:54:36Come here, boy.
00:54:37Let's get out here where we've got a little room.
00:54:41I don't need any room when he falls.
00:54:44See you around.
00:54:45I'm not kidding.
00:54:46Come on.
00:54:47Come on.
00:54:48I always did a couple of points.
00:54:50Get in there.
00:54:52Come on.
00:54:53Get in there.
00:54:53Come on.
00:54:54Bring it up, mate.
00:54:54Come on.
00:54:55Get in there.
00:54:56You're laughing.
00:54:56You're laughing.
00:54:57You're laughing.
00:55:00That's right.
00:55:00Get in there.
00:55:01Come on.
00:55:02Get in there.
00:55:03Get in there.
00:55:04Get in there.
00:55:04Get in there!
00:55:06I'm gonna get in there!
00:55:08It's me!
00:55:10Take it easy, kid!
00:55:12Take it easy!
00:55:14Throw it in there!
00:55:16Throw it in there!
00:55:18Get up!
00:55:20Throw it in there!
00:55:22Throw it in there!
00:55:24I love it!
00:55:28I love it!
00:55:30You got it!
00:55:32Get in there!
00:55:34Get in there!
00:55:36That's a good thing.
00:55:38Now, get over there and sit down.
00:55:40I want to have a little talk with you.
00:55:42You're beating out there.
00:55:44But I didn't have to do it.
00:55:46There's all the time you're beating yourself.
00:55:48You're defeating your own purpose in life.
00:55:50For instance, why are you hanging out with those two gelards at Fink's pool?
00:55:52I don't know. I don't know why I didn't.
00:55:54I didn't have to.
00:55:56My dad gives me plenty of money.
00:55:58All right, who were those guys? What were their names?
00:56:00Oh, look.
00:56:02I may be rotten, but I'm no squealer.
00:56:04You're getting in this thing pretty deep, Roy.
00:56:06There's something that happened that I think you ought to know.
00:56:08It's about your brother.
00:56:10What about my brother?
00:56:12He's been killed.
00:56:14You're the only son your father's got left.
00:56:16I think it's about time you're streaking yourself out.
00:56:18Hello, boys.
00:56:20Corlin.
00:56:22What are you doing frowning around this time of night?
00:56:24You're supposed to be sick.
00:56:26Remember that spell you had?
00:56:28Roy.
00:56:30I've been waiting up.
00:56:32There's something I wanted to tell you.
00:56:34About John.
00:56:36Yeah, I know.
00:56:38She was the swell brother.
00:56:42Better son to you than me.
00:56:44He was trying to say, Mr. Corlin, is that you know what he means?
00:56:52Yes.
00:56:54I know.
00:56:56Father!
00:56:58What are you doing down here?
00:57:00I just came down to say goodnight to the boys.
00:57:02Well, you shouldn't be out of bed.
00:57:05Roy, someone telephoned you by the name of Lefty.
00:57:08Lefty?
00:57:09Oh, that's a friend of mine.
00:57:10Sure.
00:57:11Good old Lefty.
00:57:12He said if any talking was done, something might happen to Skinny.
00:57:16Skinny?
00:57:17Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:57:18Skinny.
00:57:19Well, see, sometimes they call Skinny Lefty and Lefty Skinny.
00:57:22It's very confusing.
00:57:23Roy, do you have a friend by the name of Lefty?
00:57:26No.
00:57:27He's no friend of mine.
00:57:28Police.
00:57:29My friend.
00:57:30I know him.
00:57:32Come on, Father.
00:57:33You better get back to bed.
00:57:34Goodnight, boys.
00:57:35Goodnight, Mr. Corlin.
00:57:41It appears like this guy Lefty is holding up how Skinny is a hostage.
00:57:44Are you with us or against us?
00:57:46Of course I'm with you.
00:57:47They live over on the west side.
00:57:49I'll take you there.
00:57:50That's fine.
00:57:51Boys, you're going over on the west side and have a little practice.
00:57:53Take off those tools of destruction.
00:57:55Okay.
00:57:58Now you get right back to bed.
00:58:01And don't you disobey the doctor's orders again.
00:58:04I won't.
00:58:07Goodnight, dear.
00:58:08Goodnight.
00:58:12Let's go.
00:58:13Hello.
00:58:28I'd like to speak to Captain Matthews, please.
00:58:33There it is.
00:58:34Okay, you're not going to go.
00:58:35We'll take care to rest.
00:58:43Who is it?
00:58:48Who is it?
00:58:49It's Roy.
00:58:56You go on home and forget about this whole thing.
00:58:58What?
00:58:59Nothing.
00:59:00Go on home.
00:59:01I ain't steering you wrong.
00:59:06Fighters!
00:59:07It's not.
00:59:08Come on.
00:59:09Come on.
00:59:10Come on.
00:59:17Okay.
00:59:19Well?
00:59:20We did it.
00:59:21We did it.
00:59:22Watch out!
00:59:23Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:59:24What are you doing here?
00:59:25All right.
00:59:26Pull him out.
00:59:27All right, all right.
00:59:28Just got him there.
00:59:29Let me know you're going in and look for Skinny.
00:59:31The fellow's put up his drugs.
00:59:36He's got to give us a little resistance.
00:59:37Oh, I see.
00:59:41Where are your friends?
00:59:42We're looking for you.
00:59:43Yeah, what's the matter?
00:59:43You mad at us?
00:59:44I quit the conversation.
00:59:45Untie him.
00:59:46Use that same rope on those lugs out in the hall.
00:59:47Come on, untie him.
00:59:51Pull that gag off.
00:59:52That's good.
00:59:53Oh, who tied these square knots?
00:59:55Sure, those are bowling.
00:59:56I don't care what kind of knots you're at.
00:59:57Just untie him, will you?
00:59:58You stopped the wait for his street cars?
01:00:01How'd you happen to miss this?
01:00:05My bad eyes.
01:00:07Never do nothing thorough, do you?
01:00:14All right, roll them in.
01:00:20Well, Captain, you wanted us to find a crook
01:00:22who was decorating our neighborhood
01:00:23and giving us a bad name.
01:00:24Well, we finally put the finger on them.
01:00:25Yeah, looks like they had more than a finger put on them.
01:00:28What's the evidence?
01:00:29All right, ten of them.
01:00:30I mean nine.
01:00:30I got one better.
01:00:31We caught him red-handed.
01:00:32We'll swear to him.
01:00:33All right, what do you guys got to say?
01:00:35Ask him why they didn't bring the other guy in.
01:00:36Eh, he's got delusions.
01:00:38Oh, yeah?
01:00:39There's a couple of things I want to...
01:00:40I'm not going to do, man.
01:00:41A little slap-happy, you know, punchy.
01:00:43Back in his heels with no other guy, no other guy.
01:00:45Let's see him.
01:00:46Lock him up.
01:00:47All right.
01:00:47Come on, you bro.
01:00:52All right, now, you boys.
01:00:53Come on.
01:00:54Who's the other member of the outfit?
01:00:56Captain, I told you 33 times,
01:00:58there is no water man.
01:00:59Shut up.
01:00:59Cops is never satisfied.
01:01:01I want the name of the other looker.
01:01:02It was I.
01:01:07What are you doing up here?
01:01:09You don't know nothing, get it?
01:01:10It's okay, I'll take my medicine.
01:01:15You're Roy Portland, aren't you?
01:01:16That's right, Captain.
01:01:18Look, he ain't no member of nothing.
01:01:19He's just got the lupination
01:01:20to the corindium collium vertebrae there.
01:01:21What?
01:01:22Yeah, he fell on his head
01:01:23when he was a baby.
01:01:24This looks serious for you, Roy.
01:01:27What happened?
01:01:28Roy comes from a good family.
01:01:30He's got a great old man.
01:01:31You know, you met him.
01:01:32He's got a swell brother.
01:01:33He's a flyer in his service.
01:01:35As he was, he killed him.
01:01:37He killed these people.
01:01:39His sister, she's a regular peach.
01:01:41Roy here, besides the littler,
01:01:43cut off the beaten pathway,
01:01:45just did it because he was looking for excitement.
01:01:47Like his brother.
01:01:47I can't let this old man know about it
01:01:50because you just break him up
01:01:52and he's really a sweet guy.
01:01:54Roy here is, too.
01:01:56Regular thoroughbred if there ever was one.
01:01:58That is, he is since we beat some sense into him.
01:02:02He's done anything wrong.
01:02:03He didn't really mean anything bad by it, Captain.
01:02:05Honest, he didn't.
01:02:07I understand.
01:02:12Roy,
01:02:13I'm going to release you on your own recognition.
01:02:16Later, well, there is such a thing
01:02:18as a suspended sentence.
01:02:20Especially,
01:02:21if these boys can feed your case to the court
01:02:24as well as they have to me.
01:02:25Hey, you hear what he said?
01:02:26No.
01:02:27There's someone waiting here to take you home.
01:02:36Dan.
01:02:37Hello, Roy.
01:02:38I think you boys
01:02:46all know how I feel.
01:02:49Sorry.
01:02:49Sorry.
01:02:58Hey, Mudd.
01:03:01That was a very good deed of yours.
01:03:02Oh, we were just protecting our own interests.
01:03:04You know, Captain,
01:03:05I never liked cops very much.
01:03:07But I'm beginning to realize I was wrong.
01:03:10Because you're really a regular guy.
01:03:11I'd like to shake your hand.
01:03:12Well, thank you, Mugg.
01:03:14Subsequently,
01:03:16this event will go down
01:03:17into the history of the Eastside Social Improvement Club
01:03:19as their greatest deed.
01:03:23Sign,
01:03:24Muggs McGinnis.
01:03:25President
01:03:25and
01:03:27treasure.
01:03:29Got that, Secretary?
01:03:31Right, Mr. President.
01:03:32As well.
01:03:33And there's one more.
01:03:35Muggs, Muggs.
01:03:35Cousin Ivey.
01:03:36How are you?
01:03:37You gonna say hello to me?
01:03:38Be quiet.
01:03:38What's the matter with you?
01:03:39I just found out that you are not my cousin.
01:03:41Who told you that?
01:03:42Well, I alone took it with my parents.
01:03:44They told me that
01:03:44it's Muggs that
01:03:46leave the vault.
01:03:53Here's that murder.
01:03:55Here's that murder.
01:04:00This murder.
01:04:02THE END