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00:00Are fans going to their heads much, Edge and Christian?
00:03What are you talking about?
00:04I mean, these guys, they're beautiful people.
00:07I mean, you gotta do some repair work when you have, like,
00:11Rikishi's big butt right in your face.
00:13You gotta have a facial.
00:14Well, Edge and Christian versus Rikishi tonight in a handicap action.
00:18And speaking of beautiful people, what about Latino Heat?
00:21Mamacita!
00:22Ooh!
00:23Latino Heat!
00:24You know, that's not gonna be the only handicap match tonight.
00:28Rockin' Earl Hebner against DX with the WWF title on the line.
00:33Oh, man!
00:34Following Intergender Tag Team matches scheduled for one fall.
00:38Introducing Chyna and the World Wrestling Federation European Champion, Eddie Guerrero.
00:45Okay, Chyna and Eddie Guerrero have been waiting for days to get their hands on Este Rios and Lita
00:50because of what happened at Backlash this past Sunday night.
00:53Yeah, exactly.
00:54We saw Latino Heat arrive straight from the prom.
00:58And, well, they had quite a match up there with-
01:01With Este Rios.
01:03And then what happens?
01:05The beautiful prom dress gets ripped off by Lita.
01:08I can believe it!
01:09Yeah, Lita ripping off the prom dress of Chyna.
01:12But Eddie Guerrero, Latino Heat, well, he liked what he saw when Mamacita was stripped down to her brawn panties.
01:19Braun panties, Braun panties, Braun panties!
01:22Check it out!
01:24That's a real Latino Heat!
01:26And her opponents, making their way to the ring, Lita and Este Rios!
01:38Well, on Raw this past Monday night, Chyna and Eddie Guerrero got a little bit of revenge.
01:42Well, especially Chyna on Lita.
01:44Well, you got that right.
01:45I mean, boom!
01:46Nice prom kick.
01:47And Lita wore the actual gown that Chyna had worn to the prom.
01:52She wore it after the ring, but she didn't wear it wrong.
01:55Well, Chyna wanted her prom dress back.
01:57Yeah, with some more brawn panties!
01:59Braun panties!
02:00Woo-hoo!
02:01I guarantee you this, Kate, Lita absolutely does not want to come down to the ring tonight for this matchup.
02:07Lita is extremely apprehensive to get into the ring with Chyna and Eddie Guerrero.
02:11I don't blame her at all!
02:14And speaking of apprehensive, I'm sure that referee Earl Hempner is going to be extremely apprehensive,
02:20forced to get into the ring tonight to team with The Rock against Triple H, Road Dog, and Xbox,
02:26and the WWF Championship is going to be on the line!
02:29Oh, man!
02:30You should have been a little idiot and be lucky!
02:33Okay, check it out.
02:34And S.A. Rios are delivering flowers to Lita, and Chyna did not like it,
02:39and Eddie Guerrero goes to work!
02:41Those were Chyna's flowers!
02:42Yeah, Chyna's flowers that Eddie Guerrero had delivered to the ninth winner of the world,
02:45and S.A. Rios, oh, man!
02:47Summers the backbreaker at the hands of Eddie Guerrero.
02:50Got that right.
02:51So let me get this right, King.
02:53If Earl Hempner is pinned tonight, any member of D-Generation X,
02:57then The Rock loses the World Wrestling Federation title.
03:00The Rock doesn't even have to be pinned to lose his championship.
03:03You got it exactly right!
03:06What a brilliant plan by Mr. McMahon!
03:08The McMahon healthy regime has said it will not rest until The Rock no longer is the
03:14World Wrestling Federation champion.
03:16And I have to admit, King, the plan this evening looks ingenious.
03:19Look at this!
03:20The Latino Heat is being turned up on S.A. Rios!
03:23Great double team with Mamacita and Latino Heat and Chyna delivering the kicks to the
03:28small of the back of S.A. Rios.
03:30Yeah, but you know Chyna can't wait to get her hands on La Vlerita Lita, brother.
03:35Watch this!
03:36Slam by Chyna.
03:37Watch this!
03:38Eddie Guerrero, boom!
03:39The top bit of the gut of S.A. Rios.
03:41So Mamacita and Latino Heat working well together, King.
03:44And look at Lita.
03:45You're right, she is not anxious to get in that ring.
03:50Eddie Guerrero, the European champion.
03:52You just saw Lita looking on.
03:54And S.A. Rios right hands to Guerrero.
03:58And S.A. Rios misses with Insiguri.
04:00Whoa!
04:01Wow!
04:02And S.A. Rios falling back at Eddie Guerrero.
04:04Caught him in the chin.
04:06S.A. Rios with a drum kick to Chyna.
04:09Mamacita!
04:10S.A. Rios a tremendous athlete.
04:13Hey, hey, hey, look at Lita.
04:14And look at Lita taking advantage of the fallen Chyna.
04:17Kick a woman over.
04:19And she's down.
04:20Slam in the ring.
04:21Hooks the leg.
04:22Couple of other.
04:23Two.
04:24And a kick out.
04:25Uh-oh.
04:26Look at the ninth wonder in the world.
04:27Chyna is not happy.
04:28She's got Lita in her sights.
04:29And Lita's running for her dear life.
04:31This is a tag team matchup.
04:34S.A. Rios and Lita against Eddie Guerrero in Chyna.
04:37But if I'm Lita, I'm going nowhere near the ring.
04:40If you're Lita, out of here.
04:42Up over the top, S.A. Rios, Eddie Guerrero.
04:45Sweet footwork of his own and a nice arm drag by S.A. Rios.
04:50And Eddie Guerrero, and look at Lita, taking advantage.
04:53One three pulled away by S.A. Rios and Lita delivering a shot.
04:58And then a boot to the kidney of Eddie Guerrero.
05:00Wow.
05:01Lita, Lita's sneaky.
05:03Sneaky.
05:05Sneaky?
05:06Reversal, S.A. Rios.
05:07Off the ropes.
05:08Go!
05:09Oh!
05:10What a maneuver by Eddie Guerrero.
05:12Nice move from Latino Heat!
05:14I still can't believe The Rocks being forced to team with Earl Hedner
05:18later on tonight against D-Generation X.
05:20Oh, look at this.
05:21Look out, Chyna.
05:22Oh, and a bow!
05:23Right to the sternum of S.A. Rios.
05:26I'll tell you, Chyna and Eddie Guerrero are cooking as a tag team here on SmackDown.
05:31It's not the only place they cook.
05:33Oh!
05:34Been a wild night already.
05:35Chris Jericho, the new Intercontinental Champion.
05:38I heard they're playing retarded sheets on their bed.
05:42Double tag down.
05:43And Chyna and S.A. Rios both need to make tags.
05:46But you know he's...
05:47And now Lita wants to make the tag team, because Chyna's down.
05:51Lita, like a vulture, wants to pick up the fallen pieces.
05:55Oh, look out.
05:56Lita, tremendous athlete.
05:58Not to mention a nice shoulder filter.
06:00And what a counter by Chyna.
06:02Ow!
06:03And the ninth winner of the world thundered hands on Lita.
06:06Her hands, that's not all.
06:07Look out.
06:08Lita.
06:09Come on.
06:10By Chyna.
06:11Thundering off the mat.
06:12And I'm a broken hand.
06:13And Chyna stalking her prey.
06:17Eddie Guerrero ripping S.A. Rios into the barricade to leave Chyna alone with Lita.
06:22This is gonna be a massacre.
06:24Lita's in deep, deep trouble.
06:25Look at the strength of Chyna.
06:27The ninth winner of the world.
06:29Remember the animal?
06:31That's gonna be nothing compared to this slaughter.
06:34And Chyna...
06:35...makes quick work...
06:38...of Lita.
06:40Chyna on trigger points.
06:43On the knees out.
06:45Eddie Guerrero and Chyna pick up the victory in tag team action.
06:51What do you think they do to celebrate?
06:53Oh, are you kidding me?
06:55A couple of frijoles and it is a...
06:59Oh, happy up time!
07:00Okay, we gotta take another look at the awesome strength and power of the ninth winner of the world.
07:06break the fourth!
07:07Another one.
07:08one.
07:09one.

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