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00:00The Acolytes against the Posse tonight.
00:03Man, I'm telling you, I must really hate the Posse.
00:07Man, I don't think I've ever seen anything quite like, I'd really love to take the
00:12second pudding.
00:13Oh, baby.
00:14Look at this, JR.
00:17There's the new WWF Women's Champion.
00:19My God.
00:21Who won the title in an evening gown match in Armageddon in a swimming pool.
00:26And again, the on-force presentation of Armageddon on pay-per-view is tomorrow night.
00:31The following content is expected for one fall, and it's for the World Wrestling
00:34Federation Women's Championship.
00:37Making her way to poolside.
00:40She is the new World Wrestling Federation Women's Champion, Miss Kitty.
00:47Man, you can't speak, can't you dare, can't catch your tongue?
00:50No, they do.
00:52I can't say that if I won this, they wouldn't be calling me Miss Kitty anymore.
00:56They'd be calling me The Cat.
00:58And I did win this, so if you don't mind.
01:02What?
01:03The Cat.
01:04She wants to be called The Cat?
01:06Well, she is the champion.
01:07I guess folks could call her a lot of things, I would think.
01:11You like cats, JR?
01:13Yeah, pretty much.
01:14Well, let's exchange recipes sometime.
01:16Look at this.
01:18Baby.
01:20I wonder who her opponent's gonna be, so I'm thinking.
01:23Who cares?
01:25Well, her first time defense.
01:28Uh-oh.
01:30There's Stephanie telling- You've got to be kidding.
01:32What do you think?
01:33I'm not, I'm not- You know what, Tori?
01:34If you don't, I'm gonna make it really rough on Kane tonight.
01:39What is, I'm not even prepared.
01:40I have absolutely nothing to wear.
01:42You know what, go rest on your brown panties.
01:44What?
01:45God, God.
01:47You have changed.
01:49I think, did you hear that, JR?
01:52Stephanie pretty much a strong arm to their-
01:55Tori to come out here, or is gonna, Kane would have hell to pay here tonight.
02:00What else is Tori gonna do?
02:01I don't know, but Tori said she didn't have anything to wrestle in, and
02:05Stephanie told her to wrestle in her brown panties.
02:08What a night.
02:09I like Triple H and Stephanie being in charge.
02:12They are intoxicated with their power.
02:16Her opponent, Tori!
02:21Wait a minute.
02:22Tori is gonna have to be, has been forced by Stephanie McMahon to compete for
02:27the WWF women's title.
02:29That's the good news, but it's in this chocolate pudding.
02:32And the only way Tori's got the winner-
02:35Raw, Raw, Raw, Raw, and, come on.
02:46Don't skip his off.
02:49Tori was not prepared to compete here, obviously.
02:52She got hammered by X-Pac in that cage match last night that Kane and X-Pac were in.
02:58I'm sure she's not up to speed here, but in any event-
03:01I just hope that pudding's cold.
03:03This is a women's title match.
03:04Look at, look at, look at, look at the cat.
03:06Look at the cat go.
03:08In chocolate pudding, JR.
03:12Their bodies are writhing in this chocolate pudding.
03:15Writhing bodies, pudding.
03:19Only in the WWF, this is, this is great.
03:21Uh-oh, what has Stephanie and Triple H done to the World Wrestling
03:27Federation with this sort of match?
03:29No, look at him.
03:30Boom.
03:33Hey, wait a minute.
03:33Take it easy.
03:34Yeah, we're gonna have a-
03:39No.
03:40We're gonna have a new champion.
03:42Look, now, I guess, here comes X-Pac.
03:44He's dressed like a frog man.
03:46Now I get it.
03:47Now I know why he's in the flippers.
03:48He's got a snorkel.
03:50He's in a wetsuit.
03:53Maybe this was his idea.
03:54Uh-oh.
03:55Maybe he suggested it to Triple H instead.
03:57I think he's going diving.
03:58Hey, wait a minute.
03:59Look at Tori.
04:00She owes a X-Pac big time.
04:02And Tori has just mounted X-Pac on the outside.
04:05Oh!
04:06And they both, oh.
04:07As it were.
04:07And they both fell right back into the chocolate pudding.
04:11You forgot your flippers, X-Pac.
04:14Hey, look at this.
04:14X-Pac fell right on Tori, and the referee just counted down three.
04:19So, Kitty, thanks to X-Pac, is still the women's champion.
04:23There's a game.
04:25Look out, the big red machine.
04:32Just threw X-Pac right back in the pool, putting everywhere.
04:36Look at this, it's The Odd Lost.
04:40Two more members of DX, The New Age Odd Lost.
04:43They're assaulting the king from behind.
04:45They've got the big red machine down.
04:47They're putting the boots to him.
04:50Kitty's still the WWF Women's Champion.
04:53Come on, it's The Cat now.
04:56Well, whatever.
04:58The Cat won her first title defense.
05:02Yeah, she doesn't look like a, well.
05:05The winner, and still, the World Wrestling Federation Women's Champion,
05:11Miss Kitty.
05:13I bet she'd taste good about now.
05:15Stop.
05:16Excuse me, what did I tell you?
05:18I am The Cat.
05:21No!
05:23Kitty just did Lily and Garcia, right in the top of the pudding.
05:27My God, our ring announcer has been politicized.
05:32Welcome to the WWF.
05:34Oh, she's hot.
05:37Man, this is, I gotta feel it, this is just the beginning.
05:41Just the beginning of a hellacious night, and the night is far from over.
05:44Come over.

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