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00:00:00Oh my god, she's insane.
00:00:10What are you doing here?
00:00:14Beth, you set me up.
00:00:18You stay away from me.
00:00:21You're insane.
00:00:24Can't let you ruin my wedding, Miss Leanne.
00:00:28You and Asher?
00:00:30You're a great couple.
00:00:32I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:00:36But you've got to go.
00:00:37They say that sex ruins everything.
00:00:52And sometimes, they're right.
00:00:56How was that, baby?
00:00:58Awesome.
00:00:58We done here?
00:01:01Yeah, I think I did my job.
00:01:07Yes!
00:01:08Yes!
00:01:09Yes!
00:01:09No!
00:01:10Oh!
00:01:11Oh!
00:01:12Oh!
00:01:12Are we done here?
00:01:16Yeah, baby.
00:01:17You were the best.
00:01:19You were amazing.
00:01:20Was it good for you?
00:01:22Awesome.
00:01:23What's your name again?
00:01:24Lonnie?
00:01:24Lonnie?
00:01:26Lonnie, we need to talk.
00:01:29What?
00:01:30I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:33What do you mean you are breaking up with me?
00:01:35I mean, I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:39I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:41What?
00:01:42This isn't working out.
00:01:44Goodbye, Lonnie.
00:01:45I can't do this anymore.
00:01:49What do you mean you were breaking up with me?
00:01:52I mean I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:54This isn't working out.
00:01:55But...
00:01:55But...
00:01:56Take care, Monique.
00:02:05What am I doing?
00:02:14So, I tell him.
00:02:17Dude, that's not a pickle.
00:02:19That's an okra.
00:02:21Like, seriously?
00:02:23So, she goes totally bonkers on my brother.
00:02:26I mean, I don't even know what I saw in him in the first place.
00:02:31How about you and I...
00:02:33Um, you're...
00:02:34Just excuse me for a moment.
00:02:36Be right back.
00:02:40So, I was thinking...
00:02:42How about we get out of here and go back to my place?
00:02:46Sorry.
00:02:47I'll be right back.
00:02:56Oh, damn it.
00:03:03Shit.
00:03:04I'm so sorry.
00:03:07Oh, my God.
00:03:08Oh, my God.
00:03:09Asher?
00:03:10Oh, yeah.
00:03:10What are you doing?
00:03:11Oh, I'm drowning my sorrows, you.
00:03:14Hey.
00:03:15Do you want me to grab a drink?
00:03:18Sure.
00:03:18Sure.
00:03:18Let's go on.
00:03:23How did I ever lose touch with my undergrad BFF?
00:03:26Uh, life, I guess.
00:03:29We should vow to never let that happen again.
00:03:31Pinky spray?
00:03:33Pinky spray.
00:03:34Friends forever.
00:03:35Stop doing that.
00:03:40We should vow to never let that happen again.
00:03:42Pinky spray?
00:03:44Pinky spray.
00:03:45Friends forever.
00:03:47Stop doing that.
00:03:56Oh, what about work?
00:03:58I actually just started a new job.
00:04:00I'm doing marketing at GenGuard.
00:04:01Small world.
00:04:02Never our biggest client.
00:04:03Mm.
00:04:05No way.
00:04:06Wait, what do you do?
00:04:07I work at a software development startup.
00:04:12Hey.
00:04:13That's cool.
00:04:20What about your love life?
00:04:22What?
00:04:23What about your love life?
00:04:25Oh, my God.
00:04:27Years of bad sex with jerks.
00:04:29A lifetime of one-night stands with shallow women.
00:04:33Cheers, mate.
00:04:33How about we?
00:04:40Stop it.
00:04:42No.
00:04:43Hey, we're friends.
00:04:44Well, if you ever do on an earth-shattering orgasm, I'm your men.
00:04:49Sex ruins everything.
00:04:52Yeah, I suppose you're right.
00:04:53I Not That's from you.
00:05:01I'm your God.
00:05:02I Was king.
00:05:03I'm your friend.
00:05:04How about you?
00:05:04Oh, man.
00:05:05What?
00:05:05Take what?
00:05:06Doesn't matter.
00:05:08I don't know.
00:05:21I can't remember the last time I had this much fun.
00:05:47I can't remember the last time I laughed this hard.
00:05:50I think I peed myself a little bit.
00:05:53I have that effect on women.
00:06:00I forgot how pretty you are.
00:06:02Thanks.
00:06:04I think.
00:06:07Let's never lose touch again.
00:06:13Friends forever?
00:06:16Friends forever.
00:06:20Here we go.
00:06:28Let's go.
00:06:58Let's go.
00:07:28Let's do that again.
00:07:39Oh my god, what are you doing here?
00:07:53I don't know.
00:07:54What am I doing here?
00:07:56Oh, my head.
00:07:58My head.
00:07:59Feels like there's a bag of nails resting on my brain.
00:08:07Hey, that means since we're here.
00:08:10What?
00:08:10No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:08:12Bad idea.
00:08:13What?
00:08:14Last night was a bad idea.
00:08:17Why?
00:08:19Because.
00:08:20Asher, you're one of my best friends.
00:08:24Fox.
00:08:25But still.
00:08:27But still.
00:08:28Sex without strings.
00:08:34You do you, I do me.
00:08:37And we do each other.
00:08:42Interesting.
00:08:43Okay.
00:08:50Sold.
00:08:54And benefits.
00:09:13And I'll need the marketing report for the fourth quarter.
00:09:29Hello, ladies.
00:09:31Asher?
00:09:32You two know each other?
00:09:37Yeah.
00:09:39We know each other from college.
00:09:42He's one of my best friends.
00:09:43What are you doing here?
00:09:45He's here to see my father.
00:09:47Wait, what?
00:09:48Daddy owns the company.
00:09:50I know.
00:09:51I actually own the company I work at.
00:09:54Clearly.
00:09:55Listen.
00:09:57Gotta run, but.
00:09:59Talk to you later.
00:10:00You too.
00:10:05Oh, what a man.
00:10:17What's this?
00:10:25Article 1.
00:10:29Nobody knows.
00:10:31It might get in the way of us seeing other people.
00:10:33Good point.
00:10:37At a mutually agreed upon time.
00:10:39Okay.
00:10:40Article 3.
00:10:42Honesty and transparency are a must.
00:10:44Agreed.
00:10:46Article 4.
00:10:53Article 5.
00:10:56Once one party sleeps with another person.
00:10:59The agreement is over.
00:11:01I don't like that one.
00:11:04Gets too complicated otherwise.
00:11:08Fine.
00:11:11And finally.
00:11:16Friends first.
00:11:19Friends first.
00:11:25Let's see.
00:11:30Let's see.
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00:12:26No, I think the wife did it.
00:12:28And I think you're insane.
00:12:29No, you do, too.
00:12:32Stop it.
00:12:38Will you go out with me?
00:12:40What?
00:12:41On a date.
00:12:43Will you go on a date with me?
00:12:46A real one.
00:12:48No.
00:12:53What?
00:12:55I mean, no, the contract.
00:12:58Forget the contract.
00:13:00No, friends first.
00:13:01Remember?
00:13:03Sex, romance, it ruins everything.
00:13:10Asher, you mean way too much to me for that.
00:13:12Come on.
00:13:23Friends first.
00:13:25Friends first.
00:13:35Friends first.
00:13:36Friends first.
00:13:36So, see you at seven tonight?
00:13:47Yes, sure.
00:13:48He asked me out.
00:14:04He asked me out.
00:14:05Breathe, Beth.
00:14:07Breathe.
00:14:07I've been crushing on you for so long.
00:14:10On Asher?
00:14:11Yes.
00:14:12He asked you out?
00:14:14Yes.
00:14:15On a date?
00:14:15Yes, yes, yes.
00:14:17Will you grab a coffee with me later?
00:14:19Because you two are such good friends.
00:14:20You can give me some tips.
00:14:22Oh.
00:14:23Um, yeah, okay.
00:14:27I gotta go.
00:14:28Getting a money-penny ready for the big fight.
00:14:30I'm totally freaking out.
00:14:34Bye.
00:14:35Bye.
00:14:35Where was he born?
00:14:45Philadelphia.
00:14:47Philadelphia.
00:14:48Uh, favorite food?
00:14:51Um, he likes hot fudge sundaes.
00:14:56Mmm, hot fudge sundae.
00:14:59I like your pen.
00:15:01I've never seen that color before.
00:15:02Daddy has a made-for-me special.
00:15:04It's my favorite color, heliotrope purple.
00:15:07Cool.
00:15:08What about sports?
00:15:11Beth, why don't you just ask him this yourself?
00:15:13On your date.
00:15:15I can't do that.
00:15:16If I'm gonna marry this man,
00:15:17he's gotta think we're meant to be.
00:15:21Marry?
00:15:22You got a problem with that?
00:15:29Why have the two of you never hooked up anyhow?
00:15:33Me and Asher?
00:15:35I'm just-
00:15:36No.
00:15:37No, no, no.
00:15:37Never.
00:15:38Peace.
00:15:39No.
00:15:40No, no, no.
00:15:40Never.
00:15:41Peace.
00:15:42We're-
00:15:42We're friends.
00:15:44We're best friends.
00:15:46Good.
00:15:47By the way, I love your outfit.
00:15:49Where'd you get it?
00:15:50Oh, Mason's on 3rd.
00:15:52It's super cute.
00:15:54Okay, let's carry on.
00:15:55Uh, siblings?
00:15:56And being an only child.
00:16:03I was an only child as well.
00:16:04Really?
00:16:05Cool.
00:16:07Anyhow, being an only child, my parents sent me to art camp in Philadelphia.
00:16:10I was born in Philly.
00:16:13Shut up.
00:16:14It's my favorite city.
00:16:16Where was the school?
00:16:19Um, I...
00:16:21Can I interest you in some dessert?
00:16:25Mm-hmm.
00:16:30How about we, um, share a hot fudge sundae?
00:16:33That is my favorite dessert.
00:16:39I can't believe how much we have in common.
00:16:46I had a wonderful time.
00:16:49I really hope we can do this again.
00:16:52That would be great.
00:16:55Good night.
00:16:58Oh, my.
00:17:00Okay, thank you.
00:17:03Listen, I should really head out.
00:17:10Uh, take care.
00:17:11Why don't you come up?
00:17:14And I will fuck you.
00:17:16It's within an inch of your life.
00:17:18Oh, my.
00:17:19Oh.
00:17:21Um, I don't think that would be such a good idea.
00:17:24Why?
00:17:25Because I've sworn off one-night stands.
00:17:30I'm a one-night stand?
00:17:31No, no, it...
00:17:32Uh, that's not what I meant.
00:17:33It's just...
00:17:34Sex ruins everything.
00:17:38Let's wait.
00:17:40So it can be perfect.
00:17:43Yeah?
00:17:46Yes!
00:17:47Yes!
00:17:48Okay.
00:17:52Toodles.
00:17:59Beth?
00:18:00It was nice.
00:18:03We have a lot in common.
00:18:07Are you...
00:18:08jealous?
00:18:11No.
00:18:11Did you sleep together?
00:18:19No.
00:18:19No.
00:18:20But not...
00:18:22She's an animal.
00:18:26Oh, God.
00:18:28Stop it.
00:18:30Besides, I don't want to ruin our arrangement.
00:18:32Yes, you don't.
00:18:35Yeah, my days of one-night stands are over.
00:18:37I want to wait.
00:18:38Just in case she is the one.
00:18:41You never know.
00:18:49I'm never getting married.
00:18:51I'm ready to settle down.
00:18:57Oh.
00:19:00You do you.
00:19:02To each his own.
00:19:04Agreed.
00:19:05Did you steal my fudge?
00:19:06Maybe.
00:19:06Give it back.
00:19:07Give it back.
00:19:08Come on.
00:19:09Mm-mm.
00:19:09It's not fun.
00:19:12It's my strawberry.
00:19:13All right.
00:19:20That was rude.
00:19:21That was rude.
00:19:43You do not have feelings for Asher.
00:19:57You will not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:01True love does not exist.
00:20:03You will only get hurt.
00:20:05He is your friend.
00:20:07Don't blow it.
00:20:09Friendship first.
00:20:10Leanne Lamont.
00:20:12You do not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:15You will not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:17True love does not exist.
00:20:19You will only get hurt.
00:20:21He is your friend.
00:20:22Don't blow it.
00:20:26Friendship first.
00:20:29Leanne Lamont.
00:20:40Hey.
00:21:00Shit.
00:21:02I'm so sorry.
00:21:03My bad.
00:21:04My fault.
00:21:06Hang on.
00:21:09You got a tissue?
00:21:14Here.
00:21:15Let me.
00:21:15Hey.
00:21:16What are you doing?
00:21:17Stop cock-plucking me.
00:21:18Oh.
00:21:19Oh.
00:21:19I didn't realize.
00:21:21Hey, Asher.
00:21:23Eric.
00:21:27Okay.
00:21:28Well.
00:21:30See you guys later.
00:21:30Here.
00:21:38I'm Leanne, by the way.
00:21:40I'm Eric.
00:21:50That was fun.
00:21:52Yeah.
00:21:52Was that fun?
00:21:53Or was Eric fun?
00:21:55Those?
00:21:58Okay.
00:21:59You got to watch out for him.
00:22:00He's a player.
00:22:02So what?
00:22:04Think I can't handle myself?
00:22:06No.
00:22:06That's not what I'm saying.
00:22:09Oh, my God.
00:22:11Are you jealous?
00:22:13No.
00:22:13I'm not jealous.
00:22:14Why would I be jealous?
00:22:15We're friends with benefits.
00:22:17Remember?
00:22:19Yeah.
00:22:21You don't have to be a dick about it.
00:22:22Okay, I'm not being a dick.
00:22:24You're just making another bad choice.
00:22:29I can handle myself.
00:22:32Yeah, fine.
00:22:32Be that way.
00:22:37You know, maybe things are getting too complicated.
00:22:41Maybe we need to end this arrangement.
00:22:45Maybe you're so shut down that you can only date asshole men.
00:22:54Maybe you should go fuck yourself.
00:22:59Maybe I will.
00:23:03Yes.
00:23:12Flows for Mrs. Lynn Lambert.
00:23:13That's me.
00:23:15Oh, my God.
00:23:21I'm Eric.
00:23:28What are you doing here?
00:23:31Had a meeting with Best Dad.
00:23:35That's from Eric.
00:23:37Yes.
00:23:42They're nice.
00:23:43Listen, um, I'm really sorry about last night.
00:23:51I was out of line.
00:23:52No.
00:23:54No, I was out of line.
00:23:59I'm so sorry about the slap.
00:24:03Oh, my God.
00:24:05Yeah, I deserved it.
00:24:06Friends forever.
00:24:14Friends forever.
00:24:18Dinner later?
00:24:20Sounds awesome.
00:24:21Someone's on a good mood.
00:24:42Oh, it's just...
00:24:44I'm just so happy.
00:24:46You know, Leanne, I think I like Asher a lot.
00:24:52I think he could be the one.
00:24:55Oh.
00:24:56I think I'm falling in love.
00:24:58You've only just started dating.
00:25:01Have you ever had a connection that's just so deep, so immediate that you just know?
00:25:08Uh, yeah.
00:25:12That's us.
00:25:14You know, he told me he wants us to wait for sex.
00:25:19He says he wants to build a strong foundation first.
00:25:22I hope you aren't jealous.
00:25:27Oh.
00:25:28No.
00:25:29I don't know.
00:25:30I just want him to be happy.
00:25:32By the way, I love your lipstick.
00:25:34It's so unique.
00:25:36What color is it?
00:25:38Paris pink.
00:25:39I love it.
00:25:41Anyway, gotta go.
00:25:43Toodles.
00:25:43Why are you so down?
00:25:54What's wrong?
00:25:57Nothing.
00:25:59Famous last words.
00:26:01Is it attic?
00:26:04Of course not.
00:26:06How's Beth, by the way?
00:26:08She thinks that you're gonna settle down with her.
00:26:11Yeah, you never know.
00:26:13Give me your hand.
00:26:17I'll tell you what's gonna happen.
00:26:19Come on.
00:26:20Okay.
00:26:21Okay.
00:26:23This is your lifeline.
00:26:26It's long.
00:26:27So you have a nice, long life.
00:26:30Okay.
00:26:31Uh, this is your headline for wisdom.
00:26:34Mm-hmm.
00:26:35And looks like you have done some stupid things.
00:26:40And this is your love line.
00:26:46So you've got a rocky beginning over here.
00:26:51But you have a long line of love ahead of you.
00:26:54You want to go home and fuck?
00:27:19Great idea.
00:27:20You want to go home and fuck you up and fuck you up and fuck you up and fuck you up and fuck you up and fuck you up and fuck you up and fuck you up and fuck you up and fuck you up and fuck you up and fuck you up and fuck you up and fuck you up and fuck you up and fuck you up and fuck you up and fuck you up and fuck you up and fuck you up and fuck you up and fuck you up and fuck you up and fuck you up and fuck you up and fuck you up and fuck you up and fuck you up and fuck you up and fuck you up and fuck you up and fuck you up and fuck you up and fuck you up and fuck you up and fuck you up and fuck you up and fuck you up and fuck you up and fuck you up and fuck you up and fuck you up and fuck you up and fuck you up and fuck you up and fuck you up and fuck you up and fuck you up and fuck you up and fuck you up and fuck you up and fuck you up and fuck you up and fuck you up
00:27:50Looks like we had fun last night
00:28:20Do you have a key?
00:28:48Nice trick
00:28:50Right?
00:28:52Yeah
00:28:54Who is that?
00:28:56I have no idea
00:28:58Hello?
00:29:00Your front door was unlocked
00:29:02My front door
00:29:06Yes
00:29:16How could you?
00:29:20Beth!
00:29:24Wait, Beth!
00:29:26Fuck, what have I done?
00:29:28What do you mean, what have you done?
00:29:32Beth, it's not what it looks like!
00:29:34Hey, what are you doing?
00:29:46I'm leaving
00:29:48I'm getting dressed, I'm going
00:29:50I'm sorry, okay, you didn't do anything
00:29:52It was me, I fucked up
00:29:54You said it wasn't serious
00:29:56It wasn't, it isn't, it doesn't matter
00:29:58I fucked up, whatever it is
00:30:00It was, I fucked it up, okay?
00:30:02I guess it's time for us to end this friends with benefits thing
00:30:16Hey, Beth
00:30:18Go away!
00:30:32I need to talk to you
00:30:34I fire her except daddy said we'd get sued
00:30:38You, on the other hand I don't want to speak to you ever again
00:30:52It's not what you think, okay?
00:30:54It was a stupid game, friends with benefits
00:30:55But it's over now, okay?
00:30:56I promise
00:31:00You, on the other hand, I don't want to speak to you ever again
00:31:02No no, it's not what you think, okay?
00:31:04It was a stupid game, friends with benefits
00:31:05But it's over now, okay?
00:31:06I promise
00:31:08Do you love her?
00:31:15Of course not.
00:31:16Okay, she means nothing to me.
00:31:20Really?
00:31:22Hey, I want to see what happens between us.
00:31:26You and me.
00:31:28Please, give me another chance.
00:31:31I suppose.
00:31:40Okay.
00:31:42Okay.
00:31:56Leanne, it's me again.
00:31:58Don't know why you're avoiding me.
00:31:59Uh, I'm so confused.
00:32:02Friends forever, remember?
00:32:08Eric.
00:32:10Hi.
00:32:11I'm sorry if it's been a while.
00:32:14I know I've been out of touch, but...
00:32:17I would love to see you again, if you're up for it.
00:32:20Asher, Asher, it's me.
00:32:31I haven't heard from you in like four hours.
00:32:33What's going on?
00:32:34Are you with Leanne?
00:32:35Call me!
00:32:49Okay, Leanne, I don't know what I did to drive you away, but I'll leave you alone now.
00:32:54If you ever want to be friends again, I'll know where to find me.
00:32:58It's Eric.
00:33:20Leave a message.
00:33:21Hey, Eric.
00:33:24Um, I just wanted to say that I had a great time the other night, and I wanted to see what you were doing later.
00:33:31Asher?
00:33:32Asher, where are you?
00:33:34Why won't you call me back?
00:33:35I know you're with her.
00:33:37You lied to me!
00:33:40Okay.
00:33:41Miss you.
00:33:42Call me.
00:33:43Bye.
00:33:48Beth, I got your 35 messages.
00:33:52Um, listen.
00:33:54I'd really like to get to know you better and spend some time with you, but maybe we need to slow things down a bit.
00:34:01I'll call you when I can.
00:34:05Hey, hey, hey, babe.
00:34:31Slow down.
00:34:32Hey, hey, hey, babe.
00:34:33Slow down.
00:34:35Slow down.
00:34:37To love.
00:34:41Wait.
00:34:43Love sucks.
00:34:47Okay.
00:34:48I think we've had enough.
00:34:52How about we head back to my face?
00:34:55Hmm.
00:34:58Fabulous.
00:35:00Easy.
00:35:02Easy.
00:35:05Wow.
00:35:21Wow.
00:35:21One.
00:35:22One.
00:35:22Another.
00:35:27One.
00:35:27One.
00:35:28One.
00:35:28One.
00:35:29Two.
00:35:29One.
00:35:30One.
00:35:31Two.
00:35:32One.
00:35:33Two.
00:35:33I'm just so happy to see you.
00:36:03Yeah, I'm sorry. I've been aloof. Just been going through some stuff.
00:36:07You want to talk about it, baby?
00:36:09No, that's okay. Just life.
00:36:11Is it Leanne?
00:36:12I don't want to talk about Leanne.
00:36:16You know her and Eric have gotten hot and heavy.
00:36:18I thought she wasn't into Eric.
00:36:20Well, when I was out and about this morning, I saw her leaving Eric's apartment.
00:36:26It would look like her clothes from last night.
00:36:28No way. She would never. He's a knob.
00:36:31Which is why I grabbed a photo.
00:36:38I guess she's not the same you think she is.
00:36:41I guess she's not the same you think she was.
00:36:47I guess she's not the same you think she is.
00:36:49I guess she's not the same you think she is.
00:38:23What the fuck, Leanne? How could you miss that?
00:38:26Sorry. I'm trying my best.
00:38:28Hey.
00:38:29Your best isn't good enough. He causes the game.
00:38:32Okay, hey, you've had too much to do.
00:38:34Don't tell me what to do, woman.
00:38:36She can handle herself.
00:38:38Remember, that part of your life is over.
00:38:40Everyone!
00:38:40Look at the loser.
00:38:43It's all embarrassing.
00:38:47Fucking prick.
00:38:49Come here.
00:38:53Come on.
00:39:10Come on.
00:39:11Come on.
00:39:11Come on.
00:39:12Come on.
00:39:13Come on.
00:39:14Come on.
00:39:15Come on.
00:39:16Come on.
00:39:16Come on.
00:39:17Come on.
00:39:18Come on.
00:39:18Come on.
00:39:19Come on.
00:39:20Come on.
00:39:20Come on.
00:39:21Come on.
00:39:21Come on.
00:39:22Come on.
00:39:22Come on.
00:39:23Come on.
00:40:23And unfortunately, they went in another direction.
00:40:27I'm so sorry.
00:40:28I never meant to hurt you.
00:40:30You're fired.
00:40:32You can't fire me.
00:40:34I don't work at your company and I own mine.
00:40:37I'll fire Leanne.
00:40:39You can't.
00:40:40She'll sue.
00:40:42Okay, you're a terrific girl and I really enjoyed our time together.
00:40:46And more than anything, I truly hope that we can remain friends.
00:40:49Yeah.
00:40:53I
00:41:23I
00:41:53I
00:41:57I
00:41:58I
00:42:01I
00:42:03I
00:42:05I
00:42:07I
00:42:09I
00:42:11I
00:42:13I
00:42:17I
00:42:19I
00:42:21I
00:42:22Hey, Eric, thinking about you, when do you want to hook up?
00:42:45How about a hotel this time?
00:42:48We need to be super careful that Asher doesn't find out.
00:42:55Love, her friend with benefits, Leanne.
00:43:00XO, XO.
00:43:05When Asher reads this text, he's definitely going to want to break up with you, Leanne.
00:43:11I can't believe you think I'm lying.
00:43:14Then how do you explain these tips?
00:43:15I don't know. I didn't send it.
00:43:19You've been sneaking around with Eric and accidentally sent me a text meant for him.
00:43:26I'm going to be so stupid.
00:43:28I am not seeing Eric.
00:43:31Why would I cheat on you? You're my lover. You're my best friend.
00:43:36Clearly not.
00:43:37I am not a cheater.
00:43:42I did not send that text, and I don't know how it got there, but if you want to break up over this, then fine.
00:43:52I do.
00:43:57Kate.
00:43:57You're welcome.
00:44:23I'm not a cheater.
00:44:24I'm not a cheater.
00:44:25I'm not a cheater.
00:44:25I'm not a cheater.
00:44:25I'm not a cheater.
00:44:26I'm not a cheater.
00:44:27I'm not a cheater.
00:44:28I'm not a cheater.
00:44:29I'm not a cheater.
00:44:30I'm not a cheater.
00:44:31I'm not a cheater.
00:44:32I'm not a cheater.
00:44:33I'm not a cheater.
00:44:34I'm not a cheater.
00:44:35I'm not a cheater.
00:44:36I'm not a cheater.
00:44:37I'm not a cheater.
00:44:38I'm not a cheater.
00:44:39I'm not a cheater.
00:44:40I'm not a cheater.
00:44:41I'm not a cheater.
00:44:42I'm not a cheater.
00:44:43Wondering if you prefer cream puffs or cheesecake for the dessert.
00:44:49Or both. Thoughts?
00:44:53Please, don't marry her.
00:44:56You don't love her.
00:44:58You're rebounding.
00:45:05I'm thinking chartreuse and pink for the bridesmaids. Thoughts?
00:45:10A string quartet instead of a jazz trio. Thoughts?
00:45:13They say he's the photographer to the stars. Thoughts?
00:45:40Because it turns out that they both have the same.
00:45:43They say he's the photographer to the stars.
00:45:45Oh my god.
00:45:47Oh my god.
00:45:50Hello!
00:45:51Did you get my messages?
00:45:56Your going to love the photographer who's awesome. I have tons of dresses and shoes to try on for you and there's more with the dorm room. Could you run down and grab them?
00:46:03Did you, uh, get my messages?
00:46:09You're going to love the photographer.
00:46:10He's awesome.
00:46:11I have tons of dresses and shoes to try on for you,
00:46:14and there's more with the doorman.
00:46:15Could you run down and grab him?
00:46:16Sure.
00:46:17Thanks.
00:46:33Oh, Beth, you have got to end this friendship once and for all.
00:46:45Okay.
00:46:49You are gone, Leanne Lamont.
00:46:52Once I'm done with this, he is never going to want to see you again.
00:46:56Ever.
00:47:03Our relationship to you and your company is officially terminated.
00:47:08Effective now.
00:47:10Wait, what?
00:47:12Our source indicates you've been selling Fallon industry secrets to our competitors.
00:47:17Who's the source?
00:47:23Oh, my God.
00:47:25Why would she do this?
00:47:27Lovers scorned, I suppose.
00:47:30No, it's not true.
00:47:31This will ruin me.
00:47:32You know, Asha,
00:47:32I have half a mind to call off your wedding to my Bethy-Wethy this weekend.
00:47:38But you never speak to me again.
00:47:42So I'm stuck with you.
00:47:44Mr. Fallon, I swear, this isn't true.
00:47:48It doesn't matter at this point.
00:47:50It's already in the trades.
00:47:52You're toxic, Asha.
00:47:54Nobody will touch you.
00:47:57So now you get your ass out of my office.
00:48:02Asher?
00:48:09Bitch.
00:48:11What?
00:48:11You jealous bitch.
00:48:14What are you doing?
00:48:15What are you...
00:48:16I'm getting married to someone else on Saturday.
00:48:18So you got jealous and decided to ruin me.
00:48:21Honey?
00:48:21Honey?
00:48:22What are you talking about?
00:48:24I would never try to ruin you.
00:48:27Well, job well done.
00:48:28Okay, let's just figure this out.
00:48:30Stay away from me.
00:48:33Asher, you're one of my best friends.
00:48:36We are not friends.
00:48:38Okay?
00:48:39We are nothing.
00:48:41Stay away from me.
00:48:42Don't contact me.
00:48:43Don't speak to me.
00:48:44Don't look at me.
00:48:46Yeah.
00:48:46You are dead to me.
00:48:53You are dead to me.
00:49:16You are dead to me.
00:49:46You are dead to me.
00:50:16You are dead to me.
00:50:46You are dead to me.
00:51:16I don't know.
00:51:46Oh my god, this is crazy.
00:51:58I didn't write this.
00:52:04Heliotrope purple.
00:52:07It was Beth.
00:52:14Heliotrope purple.
00:52:17It was Beth.
00:52:21She's been trying to break us up all along.
00:52:24Oh my god.
00:52:25Huntington's had her day.
00:52:27I have to warn him.
00:52:30Come on, come on.
00:52:31Sure.
00:52:33Okay.
00:52:35Come on.
00:52:36Shit, he blocked me?
00:52:42Shit, he blocked me?
00:52:43Beth?
00:52:54Beth?
00:53:24I don't know.
00:53:54oh my god she's insane what are you doing here
00:54:19you set me up you've been trying to break us up you bitch i'd say you're in no position to be
00:54:31making accusations but you're right and i won you stay away from me you're insane
00:54:41i'll scream nobody will hear you
00:54:47can't let you ruin my wedding
00:54:54i'm not gonna ruin your wedding i promise beth okay you and asher or you're a great couple
00:55:08he loves you
00:55:10why don't i just go away
00:55:14i'll move i'll quit my job just please
00:55:20don't hurt me okay
00:55:25i'm sorry leanne but you've gotta go
00:55:31i'm sorry leanne but you've gotta go
00:55:42come on no
00:55:53Oh, my God.
00:56:23Oh, my God.
00:56:53don't bother that pipes in there good you're not going anywhere
00:57:02you're crazy you're never getting away with it oh but i will see i'm getting married today
00:57:12and then we'll go on our honeymoon and when i get back
00:57:16i hear starvation is a long and painful death
00:57:23you bitch
00:57:28toodles
00:57:53so
00:57:58so
00:58:02so
00:58:07so
00:58:12so
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00:59:28no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
00:59:58We're gathered here today in front of God and these witnesses to join in.
01:00:04Stop.
01:00:07What are you doing here? Keep going fast.
01:00:10What's going on, Beth?
01:00:12Security, take this woman away. She's clearly deranged.
01:00:16Come on, dearly beloved. We are gathered here today. Let's go finish it.
01:00:20Mr. Fallon, your daughter wrote this letter, not me, on which she forged my signature.
01:00:27What?
01:00:28It's completely absurd.
01:00:33Is this true?
01:00:34She's crazy. Security!
01:00:37She confessed to it all last night, right after she tried to kill me.
01:00:44Asher, you love me. We're getting married today. Go, go, go!
01:00:50Go away, you crazy bitch! You're ruining everything!
01:00:53Go away, you crazy bitch! You're ruining everything!
01:01:02Beth, how could you?
01:01:05I did it for you, baby. For us.
01:01:07Get off me!
01:01:08I will kill you. I will kill you!
01:01:15Get off me! Get off me! Get off me!
01:01:19Get off me! Get off me!
01:01:20Hey!
01:01:20No!
01:01:22Master!
01:01:24No! No! No! No! No!
01:01:26No!
01:01:26Beth, mom! Won't you take me?
01:01:28Asher, run over me! You're not going to be a decline!
01:01:31You okay?
01:01:36Yeah, I think so.
01:01:40Come on.
01:01:40Okay.
01:01:42Good.
01:01:43Dad.
01:01:43Someone grab a chair.
01:01:47You okay?
01:01:50Yeah, I think so.
01:01:52Come on.
01:01:53Okay.
01:01:54Good.
01:01:54Dad.
01:01:55Someone grab a chair.
01:02:02Babe.
01:02:03Hey.
01:02:04Wake up, babe.
01:02:05Baby, wake up.
01:02:07Baby.
01:02:08Hey, wake up.
01:02:09Wake up, baby.
01:02:11Leanne.
01:02:13Asher.
01:02:14Yes, it's me.
01:02:16And it's all over.
01:02:23I'm so sorry for everything.
01:02:24I'm more sorry.
01:02:27You saved me.
01:02:28You're my hero.
01:02:34I'm sure I love you.
01:02:37I love you, Lee.
01:02:44Let me help you.
01:02:44Come on.
01:02:46Uh, but before I take you to the hospital, I have a question to ask you.
01:03:04Will you marry me?
01:03:06Yes.
01:03:09Yes.
01:03:10Yes.
01:03:10Yes.
01:03:10Yes.
01:03:11Yes, yes, yes.
01:03:18They say that sex ruins everything.
01:03:21But sometimes, it makes everything better.
01:03:25You're my hero.
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