- 7/14/2025
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00:00Wendy Jones, I know logically that you're the wrong person to be mad at.
00:10I am a feminist, after all.
00:12And while I can't yet access the totality of my rage at Sev,
00:16I am full of abject rage at my mother!
00:18Please stop showing me shirts.
00:20I really need you to hear me, Mom.
00:22Did she just call you Mom?
00:24A month in London and she's Madonna.
00:27Oh my God.
00:27Beat my ass, okay?
00:28Fuck off.
00:29I'm serious.
00:30Mom, you never gave us a strong male role model.
00:34You never showed us healthy love that we could emulate.
00:37What about this one?
00:38This one, do you think it'll fit?
00:39It has a nice loose, gauzy feel.
00:41I like it.
00:42Let's talk about it later, okay?
00:44This is your fault.
00:45I mean, you have ruined me when it comes to men.
00:49I mean, I'm ruined.
00:50I have literally no instincts.
00:52It's our dancing girl.
01:13It's our dancing girl.
01:16That sound system was out of whack.
01:41Oh, yeah? You think so?
01:43Yeah. Well, I was playing and it didn't sound right.
01:46That's cos it wasn't sounding right, mate, cos you were playing like shit.
01:49Do we think those two girls are...
01:52Jesus, 20-plus?
01:54Oh, yeah, that's a fun game.
01:55You should host a show on television where you fucking guess.
01:57People go crazy for it.
01:59Oh, come on, Fee. You used to be so slinky, man.
02:01Now you're just giving it all the non-slink all the time.
02:03Well, the guy's in love, come on. I mean, love changes a man.
02:07So I'm just gonna...
02:08I'm just gonna ask him for an ID.
02:10Fucking hell, man. When did you become such a pervert?
02:12I'm not a pervert. That's what I'm gonna ask him.
02:15Guys, that was fucking dog shit.
02:17You're not even trying anymore.
02:19We did try.
02:20What are you doing?
02:21You keep making shit up in the middle of our sets.
02:23Are you still doing the thing where you imagine that you're at Wembley?
02:25Life is a stadium.
02:26No, it's not.
02:27This is a tiny fucking record store.
02:29Play like it's a tiny fucking record store in time.
02:32You were actually really good again, as always.
02:34Thank you for that. I appreciate it.
02:36I don't know what the fuck you're doing, mate.
02:38You're supposed to be keeping us in time.
02:39You're supposed to be the backbone of the fucking band.
02:41Oh.
02:42You're too busy trying to make eyes with girls out past their curfew.
02:44Maybe we're not the problem.
02:45Maybe it's the fact that you used to be a little bit fucking fun.
02:47We used to live the life.
02:48We used to do ecstasy in the morning, cocaine at night,
02:50maybe a little foursome and order a pizza afterwards,
02:53and now you're fucking monogamous and gluten-free.
02:55But do you know what?
02:56I'm Mr. Felix, who filled our home with mischief and mayhem
02:59and girls wearing nothing but their headbands.
03:02That's why I moved you in and let you stay for precisely fuck all pounds.
03:07Now it's like I've gave my spare room to my nan.
03:10So that big speech you gave me when I moved in about helping me to get clean
03:14and giving me a safe space to try and make some music, like, find myself,
03:18that was all just what, lies?
03:19No, it wasn't lies, Felix. It was just part of the truth.
03:22There's always a fucking quid pro quo with you, isn't there?
03:25Do you know what? I'm glad you said it out loud
03:27because I'm not, like, some organ-grinder's monkey.
03:29You can't just give me a bed and expect me to dance for you.
03:32I'm still stuck on you using the term quid pro quo.
03:35Fuck you, Augie. Fuck you.
03:37Carpe diem.
03:38Find a different wingman or just get some.
03:40Oh, this? I've had this for a really long time.
03:43I just threw it on.
03:45Felix, stop looking at me like that.
03:48You are naughty.
03:52Maybe the hood's too much.
03:55Oh my god, you're looking at me and you love my outfit.
03:59I know, it's pretty cute, but you're a pretty cute guy.
04:04So why don't we take off my sleeves?
04:13Jess?
04:14Hey, cutie.
04:24What's going on?
04:25Are you ready to ravish the haunted maiden?
04:27You look fucking amazing.
04:29I'm just having such a shit day.
04:31I'm sorry, I'm, like, in the opposite mood.
04:33Oh.
04:34This is unfortunate timing.
04:35Sorry, these are fucking heavy.
04:37I'm not making you mobile.
04:38Hey, I love your hat.
04:40It's not really after that.
04:42Hey, do you want to get into something more cosy
04:44and I can tell you about the fucking nightmare
04:46I've just been living?
04:47Oh, um, yeah, I mean, I feel comfy.
04:50I don't mind letting at all hang out.
04:52Oh shit, candles do.
04:54Sorry, I'm not being weird.
04:56I just don't want you to catch fire again.
04:57Are you hungry, by the way?
04:59I think I might get delivery or something.
05:01Hey!
05:03You look nice today.
05:05Yeah, I'm glad that somebody does.
05:07She looks really hot today.
05:08Yeah.
05:09She's really, like, rocking this necklace thing.
05:11Glad that you love her outfit.
05:13So, basically, I had a bit of a domestic with Augie.
05:17Long time coming, and, uh...
05:19I was wondering, is it okay if I stay here for a while?
05:22I-I gotta go to the bathroom.
05:26Okay.
05:27You wanna go walkies?
05:28Hey, muggle.
05:30Look what I got for you.
05:31Hello.
05:32I love you.
05:33I thought you didn't know what that meant.
05:35Should we clip this on your collar?
05:38You don't feel like it?
05:41I may look like a flighty idiot who could just be steamrolled into a sudden move-in, but I pick up on everything.
06:04Despite, or maybe because, I was raised by women.
06:08Even if nasty women.
06:09So, you can't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining.
06:12Save for a couple nights?
06:13Yeah, right!
06:14That's how I end up with someone who's using my credit card to buy porn.
06:17And who pays for porn in this economy?
06:20Okay.
06:21Jessica, breathe.
06:23Good girl.
06:24Nice girl.
06:25Good, nice girl.
06:26Good, nice girl.
06:36Hi.
06:37I thought you guys went out for a walk?
06:39Yeah, I think she fancied it in the end.
06:42So you guys didn't leave?
06:44Nope.
06:45Okay.
06:46Okay.
06:47So you...
06:48Heard most of it.
06:49Yep.
06:50Wow.
06:51Okay, well, I wasn't, like, talking to myself.
06:56That wasn't really what I was worried about, to be honest with you.
07:01I'm not, like, trying to con you into moving in together.
07:03I just had a bit of a situation go down, that's all.
07:06Yeah, and, I mean, I guess I'm just stupid and an idiot, and you're probably exhausted by my paranoia.
07:12And I don't even know how to interact with a man in, like, a healthy way.
07:17I haven't said any of those things.
07:20I told you that you look fucking amazing, and I meant it.
07:23Sometimes it feels like you're fighting with someone who isn't even here.
07:34You're...
07:36Okay, I'm sorry.
07:37No, I think you're alright, actually.
07:39It's my fault.
07:40I shouldn't have come.
07:41It's too soon to be relying on you for everything.
07:43No.
07:44I'm just gonna stay with someone else, it's fine.
07:46It's fine, I mean, where else are you gonna go?
07:48I don't know, I'll give, like, Polly a call or something.
07:50Polly?
07:51Not a big deal.
07:53I'll see you after your work trip.
07:54Okay.
07:55Okay, I feel like everyone...
07:56You'll do a bit.
07:57We just got triggered and...
08:01Ah!
08:11If you would've just walked, you dumb fucking foot.
08:14Okay, you're not holding her quietly.
08:17You really try to support her.
08:20It's fine.
08:21Okay, so when you're feeding her, right, you're gonna put the sweet...
08:24Hi.
08:25The boiled sweet potato over the kibble, right?
08:27Otherwise, she's not gonna eat that.
08:29Then, you have to put, stay with me, the gravy on top of the sweet potatoes.
08:33Follow me.
08:34Follow me.
08:35Otherwise, she's not gonna eat that.
08:36So she's not gonna eat the kibble because the sweet potatoes aren't on there.
08:38She's not gonna eat the sweet potatoes because the gravy's not on there, right?
08:40Basically an illusion on top of an illusion.
08:43And then, if there's any kind of thunderstorm, her thunder jacket is here with her outside clothes.
08:49But then, her precious gowns are right here with her inside clothes.
08:53So she can wear this inside, but I don't want her wearing this outside.
08:55Hey, hey, hey, hey. Chillax babes.
08:57All right?
08:58Because that's what we're gonna be doing.
08:59We're gonna be chilling.
09:00Like a pair of villains.
09:02Watching Holby City.
09:03Knoshing on some dough balls from Pizza Express.
09:06Please look at me and tell me you're not gonna do that.
09:07It's fine.
09:08She'll get sick.
09:09Do you want her to get sick?
09:10No.
09:11You're gonna just dog food.
09:12All good, mami.
09:13Good.
09:14Good, good, good, good.
09:15Also, if any blood falls out of her vagina, totally fine.
09:19Don't worry about it.
09:20Just let her free bleed, okay?
09:21Don't panic.
09:22Free bleed.
09:23I've got it.
09:25Okay, guys.
09:26Have fun.
09:27See you later.
09:28Bye, mum.
09:29Bye.
09:31Please don't do it from your vagina.
09:37Voila.
09:38Merci.
09:42Can I have some salt?
09:43No fucking way.
09:44I put salt in it already.
09:45Oh, that's enough.
09:46Like, it's sweet on the tongue.
09:47And cumin.
09:48I literally put cumin...
09:49Like, that was the first thing that I put in.
09:50And maybe, like, ginger also.
09:51Turmeric.
09:52You know what?
09:53You should add some pancetta.
09:54Okay, that's just like a completely different omelette.
09:55I wish.
09:56For the one I made you.
09:57I've forgotten what a nightmare you ought to cook for.
09:58It's like all feedback, no gratitude.
09:59It's because I do it better, that's all.
10:00I thought I'd fucking nailed that.
10:01I rolled it up, like, French style and everything.
10:02No, that's good, but the taste.
10:03Come on.
10:04Why do you get so sad when you get, like, the tiny, tiny, tiny, tiny?
10:05And cumin?
10:06And cumin?
10:07I literally put cumin...
10:08I literally put cumin...
10:09Like, that was the first thing that I put in.
10:10And maybe, like, ginger also, turmeric.
10:11And you know what?
10:12You should add some pancetta.
10:13Okay, that's just like a completely different omelette.
10:15It's because I do it better, that's all.
10:18I thought I'd fucking nailed that.
10:19I rolled it up, like, French style and everything.
10:21No, that's good, but the taste.
10:23Come on, why do you get so sad when you get, like,
10:25the tiniest bit of critique?
10:27Critique makes artists stronger.
10:29I'm real with you.
10:30That's a gift I give you.
10:31What happened?
10:33You always wound up on my doorstep after MGMA.
10:36Well, I'm sober as a bonus.
10:38It's not that.
10:39Nothing's happened.
10:40I just fell out with all guiso.
10:41I needed someone to crash.
10:43Okay.
10:44But I feel nothing.
10:46Did you go on another date with that, um...
10:49Or was he, like, a stockbroker guy?
10:54How did that go?
11:00Did your cousin get out of jail?
11:06Fuck's sake, man.
11:07Jesus Christ, I forgot about this trick.
11:10Oh, okay.
11:13I mean, literally nothing has happened.
11:16We're just, like, taking it slow, you know?
11:18Just trying to be smart about it, that's all.
11:20Okay.
11:21You can make, like, shitty omelette,
11:23but please do not lie to me.
11:28You should taste it, actually.
11:29Like this, you can, like, make an effort and stuff.
11:31I'm not hungry.
11:32No, you should.
11:33What the fuck?
11:34Dude, you just slapped me in the face with an omelette?
11:37No.
11:38I mean, it's not mine, in the case.
11:40Fuck you, man.
11:41I just made that for you.
11:42Mm-hmm.
11:44What the fuck?
11:45Come here, come here.
11:47No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
11:49I'm not going to make an omelette for you.
11:50Fuck you.
11:51I told him that without a ring,
11:54he has no guarantee
11:55that I'm not going to go meet someone out in Dubai.
11:57You know what?
11:58It's so classic.
11:59He thinks she can lock you down and bite in your heart when.
12:00Sure.
12:01Tell me about it, ladies.
12:02I mean, men are all psychotic rapists, right?
12:07Yeah.
12:08Yeah.
12:09He...
12:10Sorry.
12:11Yeah, have a good day.
12:12Have a good day.
12:15English.
12:16Well, this is exactly how I like to spend my Thursday morning,
12:19waiting at a service station on the M25.
12:22We should have been on the road over an hour ago
12:24so we can scout the Christmas Village by 4.
12:26Where's Jim?
12:27We have to look at this location today
12:29if we want to make it work for the ad.
12:30The records are not here with us?
12:31Uh, half an hour late is chic.
12:3445 minutes is, like, disrespectful.
12:39The Snack Police is here,
12:40and you're under arrest, so drop your weapons.
12:42I cannot believe the UK service stations.
12:44I mean, you can get fresh mango.
12:46It's crazy.
12:47I'm having dinner here.
12:48It's like we're on vacation.
12:50I also got these ears if anybody wants a pair.
12:52They're from a charity that's, like, um,
12:54helping kids meet rabbits or something.
12:56So nice.
12:57Let them meet them.
12:58Right?
13:00That's our guy.
13:02Here we go.
13:04Okay.
13:10Uh-oh.
13:11Bump your head.
13:13Uh, what's your name?
13:14Hassan.
13:15Hassan, I could see you vaping up your sleeve.
13:17I'm not gonna tell your boss, but I could, you know.
13:20Have a good one.
13:23Um...
13:24Hi.
13:25Hi.
13:26Uh, I'm gonna take the front seat.
13:28Okay.
13:29By the window.
13:30Separately.
13:31From me.
13:32From me, I'll sit in the back.
13:34Separately from all the people.
13:35Okay.
13:36And, um...
13:37I'd like, um...
13:39Uh...
13:40The other part of your glove?
13:43Sorry.
13:44Um...
13:46And...
13:47Can we, um...
13:49Can we lose the, uh...
13:50Oh!
13:51Ouch.
13:52The bunny ears?
13:53Because we're not 13.
13:54Are we?
13:56We're not?
13:57Nope.
13:58We're not.
13:59Okay.
14:01Yeah, fuck the charity.
14:03So you do identify with your sign?
14:06I've been told I have a lot of Aquarius tendencies.
14:09You know, Scorpios and Virgos are actually very connected signs.
14:13Scorpio is able to push Virgo to excel past their boundaries.
14:19Wow.
14:20Uh, I'm a Cancer.
14:21What should I know?
14:23Uh...
14:24That's not a sign I've ever really thought about.
14:26I think Cancers lie a lot.
14:28Yeah.
14:29Well, not me.
14:30Unless I'm lying right now.
14:31Who even knows if I am a Cancer?
14:34I'm kidding.
14:36I'm not...
14:37I tell the truth almost to a fault.
14:39Genius move.
14:40You're rejecting all the hottest people on Raya, right?
14:42So they start to wonder what's so great about you?
14:47I think they probably know what my appeal is already.
14:51What's your move, is it?
14:52Yeah, I'm literally doing it on Sniffies right now.
14:56Sniffies?
14:57Is that just for the LGBTQ plus community?
15:03Yeah.
15:04Like, I'll show you.
15:05It basically...
15:06It basically shows me all the people in my periphery right now
15:10who are looking to obliterate their psyche through false intimacy.
15:14Beautiful.
15:15What's really...
15:16Does that mean that there's a...
15:20Also, he's a...
15:21He's another wee Sniffy, is he?
15:23You could say that.
15:24That's beautiful.
15:27Any news highlights?
15:28Okay.
15:30Okay.
15:31Breathe.
15:32All right, we're off a little.
15:33Cute.
15:34Maybe, like, throw up a peace sign or something.
15:37No, that...
15:38That pulls up quick.
15:39Come on!
15:41She's still a puppy, all right?
15:43Yeah, she's full of jubilance and joie de vivre.
15:47No.
15:48I'm not gaslighting you.
15:49How can I gaslight you?
15:50I don't even know what the word means.
15:51This place is so darn quaint.
15:53I mean, I remember watching Brit Box and just dreaming of spots like this
15:57and here we are.
15:58It's like, this couldn't be real.
15:59Pinch me.
16:00I'm dreaming.
16:02But, yeah, I think it's a really viable option for our shoot.
16:06It has all the sets that we need, plus an airplane hanger for our build.
16:10Raven, chime in.
16:12Yeah, I spoke to the head of permitting,
16:14who says that they're really, really open to shooting.
16:16I think the weather could be a challenge, but...
16:18But we have the studio first thing set up.
16:20Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
16:22It's all feeling a bit, um, cloying.
16:28Clawing, cloying.
16:29Can you defend that for me?
16:30For me.
16:32It's presenting itself as something that's charming in English
16:37without actually being charming in English.
16:39Creepy and haunted.
16:40It's not creepy.
16:41Okay, yeah.
16:42But it's, um, there's a malaise, don't you think?
16:47It's not creepy at all.
16:50There is a malaise, I'd say.
16:52It's presenting itself in a very strange, sort of inauthentic way.
16:56You know, it's all charm, charm, charm.
16:58We've got to move away from, from the sheen of, of Pippin partners.
17:02You know, we've got to make something that's dangerous.
17:04So let's just stop.
17:06Sorry.
17:07Everybody just stop and let's just zoom out and see what we're doing here.
17:11We've got to, we've got to make this feel like it's, it's, it's Ken Loach making a Christmas film.
17:16We've got to smell the booze and we've got to smoke the cigarettes and we've got to eat the, the processed meat.
17:21We've got to understand what it's like to fight for your life at Christmas in a country that doesn't value anything but the rich.
17:27I just got the chills.
17:29Yeah.
17:30Hey, you've reached the office of Relix Femin, I don't really want a voice message.
17:35I find them sort of violent.
17:42Oh, fuck no.
18:00Well, hey you.
18:05Well, hey you.
18:08See, you're still driving the tank.
18:11Mm-hmm.
18:12What, do you think I'm just going to hop right in, go for a spin, let you speed as fast as you like, wind in my hair, smell on my lips?
18:21You think I'm gonna spend the evening in your arms forgetting who I am?
18:26So that you can drop me at my mother's house and push me up against the wall for a little goodnight fondle.
18:34I've aged.
18:37I'm a cr-
18:38Hm?
18:39I'm a mother now.
18:43Doesn't look it.
18:45You look like you did when you were 16 and I kissed you goodbye in the record store by the Rolling Stones section.
18:52Sticky fingers.
18:53And then they sent me to Juby.
19:00Don't worry.
19:02Tell your daddy I'll have you home by 8.
19:06Daddy died.
19:08Cool.
19:12Why don't you, uh, start me up.
19:17Be right back.
19:18What?
19:21Mommy, now!
19:22Oh, fuck.
19:23What?
19:24What?
19:25What?
19:26What?
19:27What?
19:28What?
19:29I just don't get what prostitution whore.
19:30Teresa is right.
19:31This is what-
19:32Teresa Giudice?
19:33Yes.
19:34Okay, you know what?
19:35You're crazy.
19:36Get up.
19:37Getting up out of bed, my friend.
19:38Okay, I'm not your friend.
19:39Going out on a date.
19:40Good game with people half my age.
19:41Nobody needs me.
19:42There's no reason to get up.
19:43Sense of, oh, I don't know.
19:44His mother having changed her clothes today.
19:46But you know what's the crazy thing about changing clothes?
19:48Jesus.
19:49You just have to do it again the next day.
19:50What's the goddamn point?
19:51Okay, get up and get in the shower.
19:52Now.
19:53No, no, no more.
19:54No more, no more.
19:55Get up, get up, get up.
19:56No.
19:57And that is my destiny waiting for me.
19:59I can't do this anymore.
20:02I can't fucking do this anymore.
20:03Then don't do it, okay?
20:05Lois, you don't know my life.
20:06Oh, do not call your mommy, Lois.
20:09Do not call her by her first name.
20:12That is so fucking disrespectful.
20:15Okay, and do not refer to yourself as mommy
20:18because it is the work of a psychopath.
20:21All right, you know what?
20:22Get up and get in the shower.
20:24No.
20:25Because you know what?
20:26You smell like a hamster and you're old.
20:30Now get up because my love is not unconditional.
20:33Great.
20:34No.
20:35No.
20:36No.
20:37You go.
20:38I'm gonna spank you.
20:39I'm spanking you, Nora Louise.
20:40There you go.
20:41God, it is so typical.
20:42I mean, a director who's usually male
20:44has no idea what he's actually making.
20:46I mean, this is part of why I left my job in New York.
20:48I started feeling so, like, resentful and now I just feel like...
20:51And now you're realizing that middling white women
20:53feel terrible wherever they go.
20:54I know.
20:55I think this is the best that it gets for you.
20:57You know?
20:58You're not Dua Lipa.
20:59Hey.
21:00You know I just messaged Raven back on Sniffies?
21:02When I tell you the message I sent was psychological warfare.
21:06It's incredible.
21:07Show me.
21:08Yeah.
21:09Let's see it.
21:10Does it feel like Josie and I made kind of a breakthrough?
21:13Like, whatever was holding her back, she's finally able to shed it.
21:17No sense his regrets team.
21:18He can't do dinner.
21:19He has to, um, he had to head back into the city
21:22because there was a drama with Diane.
21:24Oh, my God.
21:25Is his wife okay?
21:26Diane's the Irish Wolfhound.
21:28Um, so I'm gonna go find some food.
21:31Uh, me too.
21:33Uh, ideal time for me to have a sniff around Sniffies.
21:36Hello.
21:37Oh, hi.
21:38Dinner's been disbanded so I'm just gonna get Domino's.
21:39Oh, okay.
21:40Yeah, well.
21:41I've got, I've got a lot of, uh, invitations.
21:42So, um, uh, but, uh, I just like to keep it low-key on a, on a, uh, when it's a weeknight,
21:58so I'm just gonna go to the pub.
22:00So you can, you know, you can join me if you want to.
22:04Oh, that's so nice.
22:05Yeah.
22:06Um, I'm supposed to talk to my friend Felix tonight, but, oh, he's not talking to me.
22:12He has not sent me anything, but it's okay.
22:16Well, maybe you can come along.
22:19Maybe I will.
22:21Okay, well, after you, Matt.
22:23I don't, I don't feel comfortable somewhat.
22:24Come on.
22:25Okay, let's go get some freaky snacks.
22:27Are you part of, like, a really active Hipster Dad group chat or something?
22:36No, I'm just doing a back and forth with this tiny fucking prick.
22:40Loser, I'm fucking letterboxed.
22:44Armchair critics, you know, it's gonna be the death of fucking cinema.
22:47Meanwhile, this basement dweller's got the nerve to say that my female characters are undercooked.
22:53Nessa?
22:55Nessa?
22:56I was undercooked.
22:57Is she?
22:58One of the most complex depictions of a sex worker that's ever been shown on screen.
23:02Lily Allen?
23:03Did she get nominated for Best Newcomer at the Palm Springs Film Festival for nothing,
23:07which she would have won had she been able to attend?
23:10I mean, sure, I'm gonna say that.
23:12I don't think you have to reply to everything.
23:14I'm gonna reply to this attack.
23:16I swear to God, these people just think that I'm not, I'm not a human being.
23:21I can just, I can just take this.
23:23Please don't hit your head.
23:25Just a man, you know?
23:28Just a man making art.
23:30Trying to make my ex-wife regret her decisions.
23:36I mean, yeah, I get it.
23:39I've done a lot of things out of vengeance.
23:41That's an interesting thing to say.
23:43So, like, what have you done?
23:46Like, get highlights?
23:49And how is that going?
23:51I don't know.
23:52I feel like they're turning a little yellow.
23:53Not the highlights.
23:54The man, does he regret what he did to you?
23:57Okay, how do you know there's a he?
23:59There's always a he.
24:01I don't know whether it's daddy or dickhead.
24:04There's always a he.
24:06So, you've been with Jono five months, right?
24:09Mm-hmm.
24:10Yeah.
24:11Yeah, just about five months.
24:12How is that?
24:13It's good.
24:15It's good.
24:16Uh-huh.
24:17How good?
24:18How good is it?
24:19Hey, I am, I'm good at compartmentalizing.
24:22So, you know, it's, it's a good job.
24:25And it's a job.
24:26It's not my life.
24:27What is your life?
24:29Oh, Kim, big question.
24:31Um, dancing in my room, reading metafiction.
24:36Hmm.
24:37Thank you so much for sharing something so intimate.
24:40Tell me about you.
24:41Oh, I just, I, I get a little funny talking about myself on a date.
24:46Any kind of date, personal, professional, friendly, romantic.
24:51Well, this could be a date.
24:56Okay.
24:59My wife, my ex-wife, uh...
25:03It takes some time to get used to.
25:05Yeah, it does.
25:06She always says, uh, anger isn't a reason enough to make films, you know?
25:11But, I mean, she's never made anything except our children, so what the fuck does she know?
25:15Well, I'm sorry to hear about your divorce.
25:17No, no, no, no, no, no, don't, don't be.
25:19She just didn't mean any of our vows.
25:21Yeah.
25:22And I did.
25:23I would have nursed her if she got sick.
25:25If she got saggy, I would have picked the skin off the floor, you know?
25:28Mm-hmm.
25:29Don't abandon me because I fall into bed with someone one, you know, one or two times during
25:36the most difficult period of my life when, when my work is being attacked and the critical
25:42response to a film that I poured my heart and soul into, it's just being ripped apart,
25:50you know?
25:51It's violence.
25:52So don't say that you understand the words for better or for worse, you know?
25:58You're attracted to me.
26:03Um, I'm, I'm not really sure.
26:09To what percentage are you at with me now?
26:14Like 52?
26:17No, don't believe that.
26:20Okay, you're right.
26:22It's more like 73, I guess.
26:2473, 74, 75.
26:27That makes sense.
26:28You doing that, like, made me go down to 72?
26:30I feel like it keeps going up and then down and then up again.
26:33No.
26:35For some reason that, like, took me down again?
26:39Yeah.
26:40If I looked away?
26:41Let me see.
26:42And then if you look back at me?
26:46I feel like it went, I was like down and then when you looked back at me down again,
26:52but now up.
26:53Yeah.
26:54No, it's up for me too.
26:56I don't know about reckless, I'm just like, I don't know, I just like her.
27:03Okay, but do you think it's possible you're forgetting yourself straight to make her happy?
27:08You know what was cool about us?
27:11We never did that.
27:13We just, I don't know, we lived the moment and when the moment was shared, it was just ours.
27:21Ours.
27:26Not only.
27:27It's weird how you just like remember fun times.
27:30You forgot all the fucking nights that stayed awake next to you just to see if you were breathing.
27:37I cried every time I saw you.
27:40And not because it was over, but because, I don't know, I was scared that you would die.
27:47Look at us, we're fine.
27:51I'm proud of us, we made it.
27:53Yeah, true.
27:55And me, I've waited around so long because I knew it wasn't you to be good.
28:01And it's weird because now, all this good is just going to someone else.
28:11That's how you feel?
28:12Well, you saved my life.
28:24You know you did.
28:28Did you ever wonder what it would be if we decided to be one?
28:35So, what, as in, what do you mean, like?
28:39Like one.
28:40Like?
28:41Like a family having a baby.
28:42What?
28:43I said like what?
28:44You never think.
28:45Like what do you say?
28:46Like you never thought about it?
28:49Like what, like now?
28:50So, what is it that you love about making movies?
28:54Oh my God, well, I guess I find when I'm in the director's chair, I'm just someone else, you know, somebody just a bit better, less of a, you know, a river runs through me, you know, and I just know what to do.
29:16Wow, that's amazing. I wish that would happen to me. Um, you know, when I was little, I wanted to do what you do. Probably sounds so stupid.
29:27Mm-hmm. Well, it doesn't sound stupid. You can do what I do.
29:33Thanks.
29:37Something about your, uh, sudden spasmodic movements alongside your kind of Tourette's style.
29:46Oh, I don't have Tourette's.
29:47No, Tourette's style, uh, outburst. So, like, I've got to tell you, I find it a kind of disarming.
29:57Kind of?
29:59Kind of, yeah.
30:01I do enjoy, uh, being disarmed. It's unusual for me.
30:06Well, I guess I'll take it as a compliment. I mean, you're saying you like it, so it's not like it's a bad thing.
30:17I don't think there's anything wrong with having Tourette's.
30:19No, I know that. It's a beautiful thing to have Tourette's.
30:22Totally. It's, like, just a different perspective.
30:24You cold?
30:25Yeah.
30:26Do you want to come to my horrible little hotel?
30:29Sure.
30:31Oh, God, there's something about, about pantyhose that I just find so deeply, deeply erotic.
30:37Um, can we say tights?
30:39We can say tights. We can say tights.
30:42Yeah.
30:43We can say anything you want as long as I get my head between these thighs.
30:47But I'm not going to give it to you, just yet.
30:51Maybe I'm going to tease you.
30:52Oh, okay.
30:54Yeah.
30:55I like that.
30:56When you really beg for it, maybe I'll say no.
31:02No.
31:04And then when you're really, when you're really, really, really, really, really begging me for it.
31:10Mm-hmm.
31:11What happens then?
31:13Um, you're still going to say that.
31:15Might be enough, might be enough.
31:17You're not getting it.
31:18Might be, uh-uh.
31:20But maybe after that?
31:21Maybe.
31:22Or maybe no.
31:24Okay.
31:26Shall we just wait?
31:28Let's move along.
31:30Don't rush it.
31:31I'm just saying.
31:32No, anyway.
31:33I'm not saying that.
31:34Yeah, okay.
31:35I'm just saying.
31:36It's okay.
31:37Well, I'll wait.
31:39Just thinking, um, FYI, my underwear is still on.
31:41No, I know.
31:42Okay.
31:43I know.
31:44I know.
31:45Yeah.
31:46I can see the rotty little girl.
31:47Sorry.
31:48Rotty little.
31:49Okay.
31:50No.
31:51Right.
31:53Tell me something.
31:55Like what?
31:56Like, uh, surprise me.
31:59Um, I think I accidentally killed my friend Jenny's hamster when I was in the third grade.
32:05Okay.
32:06It was like we had the hamster in a car and we were, like, moving the Barbie car.
32:09Like, I fell down the stairs, but then she thought that I was okay, but he wasn't okay.
32:13And then we put him back in the cage and then the next day he was dead.
32:16But I think it was me.
32:19Wow.
32:21Okay, say, uh...
32:22You like that story?
32:23Yeah.
32:24Okay.
32:25Tell me you love my movies.
32:26Oh, okay.
32:28I love your movies.
32:29You like them?
32:30Wait, what?
32:31No, they're nothing.
32:32My movies are terrible.
32:33You don't want me to say that?
32:34No.
32:35No, tell me that.
32:36Continue.
32:37Tell me.
32:38My movies are awesome.
32:39Yeah.
32:40I love to stream them.
32:41No, they're terrible.
32:42They're artless.
32:43No, they're awesome.
32:44I stream all your movies.
32:46They stream them?
32:47Are they available on streaming?
32:48Yeah.
32:49Do they make you stream?
32:52Yeah.
32:53Oh, my God.
32:54That's so odd.
32:57Okay, say, say, say, uh, direct me.
33:01Direct me.
33:02Okay.
33:03Direct me.
33:04Yeah, okay.
33:05Direct me like you're a horse and you're...
33:07Don't say whore.
33:08Please don't say whore.
33:09It's not respectful.
33:10Oh, I was just...
33:11No, no, it's okay.
33:12Say, direct me now.
33:13In a sexual way.
33:14Direct me.
33:15Well, I would never call a woman a whore.
33:16I'm just saying it like in a sexual way.
33:17You just did.
33:18You just did, but...
33:19You asked me to say that.
33:20No, I just said, direct me.
33:21Direct me.
33:22Direct me now.
33:23Direct me.
33:24Direct me now.
33:25Direct me now.
33:26Yeah.
33:27Direct me like you directed Tim Roth.
33:29Direct me now.
33:30No.
33:31Yeah.
33:32Direct me.
33:33Yeah, yeah.
33:34One of your sex workers.
33:35Okay.
33:36Yeah.
33:37That's better, right?
33:38Yeah, it's much better.
33:39Oh, my God.
33:40I love you.
33:41I love you.
33:42I love you so much.
33:43Oh, wait.
33:44I'm sorry.
33:45How could I even do that to you?
33:46How could I have done that to you?
33:47Did you say you loved me?
33:49Oh, no, no, sorry.
33:50Unless you could get up for a second.
33:51I was thinking about someone else.
33:52Sorry.
33:53Whatever.
33:54Oh, my gosh.
33:55What has wrong with me?
33:56Um, I think I'm just going to head out.
33:59You're not Anita.
34:00I'm sorry.
34:01I made a mistake.
34:02I mistook your identity for...
34:03For who?
34:04Um, I was thinking about Anita.
34:07Okay.
34:08Yeah.
34:09Sorry.
34:10I do apologize.
34:11I'm not in a great, um, space.
34:14Well, I'm not her.
34:16No, you're not.
34:18I mean, you're lovely.
34:20I mean, I shouldn't be here either.
34:21I have, like, a really beautiful boyfriend
34:23that I've been dating for a couple of weeks now.
34:25Oh, that's nice.
34:26And so I'm going to head out,
34:27and I have so much work tomorrow,
34:29so I'm already going.
34:30Yeah.
34:31You know, I got my stuff tight, so...
34:33You okay?
34:35Yeah.
34:38Uh, um, I'm sure she really loves you.
34:44Sorry.
34:46Are you okay?
34:51Good night.
34:56Do you remember the first time we had sex?
34:59Yeah.
35:03And what did you think?
35:08It felt like...
35:10That whole world had blown up?
35:12No.
35:26Excuse me.
35:36Wait.
35:37Hey.
35:46Tom.
35:54Do you love her?
36:07Yeah, I don't know. I think that I cheat on people when I'm anxious.
36:13What? That's not what you're supposed to do. You get drunk and you overeat when you're
36:16anxious. I've told you that a million times.
36:17Well, I mean, he just looked at my vagina. He didn't touch, so I don't know if it's cheating
36:21if he just looks and he doesn't touch it, you know?
36:23Wait, who?
36:25Um, never mind. Doesn't matter.
36:29What do you, um, remember about Dad? Like, you're older than me, so you got three more
36:36years with him. What do you remember?
36:38So we're going from your vagina to what I remember about Dad. Okay, I can hang. Um, he had this
36:47smell. I don't know. It was like, not bad. It wasn't B.O., but it was always like he came
36:51in from playing tennis. It was like this sweet, sweaty smell. He always looked down at his
36:57hands when he was angry. He was not a confrontational person. I mean, he punished me once and it
37:03was for throwing a glass of water into Uncle Jay's lap.
37:06Well, Uncle Jay sucks. Uncle Jay, yeah, he really sucked and I didn't feel sad at all
37:12at his funeral. I pretended. Um, but let's see, Dad always sung to us and it would be like,
37:21I don't know, not like cheesy stuff, like Raffi, like not like Baby Beluga. He was singing
37:26like Van Morrison, Joni Mitchell, you know, Leonard Cohen. That one Bob Dylan song that always,
37:34um, makes me, it's like, and a song will lift as the mainsail shifts and the boat drifts on
37:48to the shoreline. And the sun will respect every face on the deck. The hour that the ship comes in.
38:02Did I saw you? Yeah.
38:07I have to go, Jess. I love you. I love you, too. We're all just scrambling around, Wendy,
38:13looking for the home we only briefly had. You can't go back to a place that doesn't exist,
38:18to a person that isn't there. All right, are you sure you don't want to hang out with me just for
38:22a little bit before you... I gotta FaceTime, Dad. Sorry. All right, well, um, do you think that you
38:28could tell him that I'm on a work Zoom at the moment? But you're not on a work Zoom. But I might
38:35get on a work Zoom. We don't know. I could, I could possibly be on one in the next 15 to 20 minutes.
38:41So, do you want me to tell him that you are on a work Zoom? Or that you could possibly be on a work Zoom
38:46in the next 15 to 20 minutes that will not be applicable while I'm on the call with him?
38:51I don't think that this needs to be such a debate. You can let him know that I got a promotion,
38:55that my hair is growing beautifully. You got a promotion?
38:59I may get a promotion based on my behavior. This is, I just want a little hug from my son.
39:05That's what I want. What do you want? Okay, I love you. You're my special boy.
39:17Please don't say that. What did you do to your hair?
39:21This is what the cool kids do. I can bleach your hair when I see you.
39:24Please, no. What do you want to do when you come into the city next weekend?
39:27You can probably get tickets to some show if you want to sleep through that.
39:30All right. That sounds good.
39:42Felix! Felix, please! Please! Felix!
39:54Hi.
39:55You're a pal.
39:56I really want you to move in with me.
40:00Five pounds on a 237 pound trip? Fuck you.
40:06Fuck you, mate.
40:07Okay, there goes your five stars, you scary bastard!
40:11Still going to give him a good rating. I mean, I love Uber drivers. They mean so much to me.
40:17You want to move in?
40:19Yeah.
40:21What about, like, all the moving too fast stuff?
40:23Well, I mean, life's really short, and there are a lot of, like, nasty people in the world, and you're really nice. You're a nice guy.
40:30And I want you to be at the house when I'm at the house.
40:32Okay.
40:32We should just do what feels good, you know?
40:34Yeah.
40:37Can you, like, promise to be honest with me, though?
40:40Like, don't hide in the bathroom and talk to your phone. Just, like, talk to me. If there's stuff, like...
40:45Yeah. I don't even need to go to the bathroom. I don't need to have a phone.
40:50I'll just piss my pants, and I'll...
40:52Just piss your pants?
40:53Just ask you to bring me more pants.
40:55Do you want me to pick... We should have kept it at Uber?
40:58Like, number.
41:03All right, fuck it. Let's go.
41:04Do you want to get your bags?
41:06No. Let's get them tomorrow, odc naj.
41:10I was just kidding about the phone. I feel like I need to have one.
41:13Yeah. You need to have a phone for your job and stuff.
41:16And if I want to take you when I'm at work. Oh, hi, I'm coming home soon.
41:19Yeah, I feel like your life would fall apart if you didn't have a phone.
41:22Yeah, I think I need to have a phone-
41:23I mean everyone's life would fall apart.
41:24Yeah, not just me.
41:25You specifically.
41:27I guess I just didn't realize how angry I was.
41:40You know, I feel, like, really wounded.
41:43Like, there's this big gash that can't heal or something.
41:47Like, it's not your fault, obviously, but I'm really, like, I don't ever want to punish you for it.
41:53And I'm scared that I will.
41:57Everyone's angry about something, aren't they?
42:00Yeah, but, like, where do you put it all?
42:05Maybe music, for me, sometimes.
42:11Sometimes that helps.
42:14That's really nice if I don't really have any of those kinds of skills.
42:17I don't have skills.
42:19What's, like, a song that makes you feel, like, really powerful?
42:27You know, like, a song that makes you feel like no one can fuck with you.
42:31Come on, let's do it.
42:32No, I'm not.
42:33We're not doing that.
42:35I locked her in the garden.
42:38She's just a puppy.
42:40I don't feel myself these days.
42:44I don't even know what myself feels like anymore.
42:47I remember yourself.
42:49I remember every inch of her.
42:52Dude, be quiet.
42:53I don't know.
42:57I'll look away.
42:58Okay.
42:58Well, you almost had me fooled
43:03Told me that I was nothing without you
43:13But after everything you've done
43:18I can thank you for
43:24How strong I have become
43:27I'm sorry I couldn't, like, um
43:29It's fine
43:33Besides, I like this
43:36I'll just say this is
43:41I wish you farewell
43:42I hope you're somewhere
43:45Praying
43:47Praying
43:50I hope your soul is changing
43:54Changing
43:58I hope you find your peace
44:03Falling on your knees
44:07Honey
44:12Honey
44:14Sorry, I was just a scene of Taylor Swift
44:18Okay
44:19Where's Dash?
44:21I can't
44:22I can't remember
44:25Oh, Jesus
44:27Fuck
44:28Nora
44:29You know I'm wrong
44:31Mama
44:32Oh, my baby
44:33Come on
44:34I'm proud of who I am
44:37I know I'm monsters
44:44I can breathe again
44:47And you said that I was done
44:53Well, you were wrong
44:58And now the best is yet to come
45:02I don't need you
45:05I found a strength I've never known
45:09I'll bring thunder
45:12I'll bring rain
45:14And when I'm finished
45:21I hope you're somewhere praying
45:27Praying
45:30I hope your soul is changing
45:35I hope you find your peace
45:43Falling on your knees
45:46Praying
46:05Falling on your knees
46:35Falling on your knees
47:05Falling on your knees
47:35Falling on your knees
48:05Falling on your knees
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