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00:00The LAPD
00:30The LAPD
01:00The LAPD
01:04The LAPD
01:16The LAPD
01:20The LAPD
01:22The LAPD
01:24Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
01:54Well, you nervous about flying?
02:00Yeah, I've never flown anything, except the car.
02:04Promise to ride.
02:06I'll try.
02:14Eva, I almost forgot.
02:22It's for luck.
02:23from all of us, Dukes.
02:25We're awful proud of you, Enos.
02:32Well, I try not to let y'all down.
02:37Oh, Enos,
02:38I hate long goodbyes, don't you?
02:42I don't know.
02:43I've never been anyplace.
02:51Bye, Daisy.
02:53Dear Daisy,
02:57first off, Los Angeles is a lot like Hazard.
03:01There's just more of it.
03:03I've been assigned a Metro special branch,
03:06whatever that is.
03:08I am Lieutenant Brogy.
03:12You officers have been selected
03:14for a special branch of Metro Squad.
03:19In a new program,
03:20I initiated
03:22to broaden the unit's
03:25ethnic and social base.
03:30Does anybody here know what that means?
03:33It means you've got to mix more spades and beaners
03:35with your honkies, sir.
03:36I knew I could rely on you, Kirk.
03:42You will work in every department.
03:46Homicide, vice,
03:49whatever.
03:50Sometimes uniform,
03:52sometimes plain clothes.
03:54whether this program continues
03:58depends on you.
04:01Your job
04:01is to watch us closely
04:04and learn
04:06you'll do things
04:08our way.
04:16Straighten,
04:17the idea is to hit the target,
04:18not shoot around it.
04:19I didn't finish, sir.
04:20I was making an E.
04:35I can make a heart, too.
04:38I think we have as a wise guy.
04:41Thank you, sir.
04:42I appreciate it.
04:43Kirk,
04:44the fence.
04:46Straight.
04:46You're the aggressor.
04:47That's a wrist drag.
04:52Again.
04:56That's a handcuffing takedown.
04:58Go again.
05:01That's a front takedown.
05:03Again.
05:09That's a hazard hug.
05:17Tomorrow is your first day.
05:20The same day,
05:21Vice Squad begins
05:22Code 111.
05:26It's an operation
05:26designed to crack
05:27a vicious
05:28prostitution
05:29blackmail ring.
05:32Now,
05:33when you hear
05:34Code 111,
05:36that's a red alert
05:37to drop what you're doing
05:39and back up
05:41Vice Squad.
05:42I'll now
05:44turn the briefing
05:44over to
05:45Captain Dempsey
05:46of Vice Squad.
05:48Thank you,
05:49Lieutenant.
05:51All right,
05:52pay attention
05:53to the screen
05:54in the rear.
05:58This is
05:59the big fish
06:00that we've been after
06:00for six months.
06:03It's a bad shot,
06:04but it's all forgotten.
06:06He's a top
06:06vice lord
06:07that's coming in
06:08this week
06:09to take over
06:09the ring.
06:10He's eluded us
06:11because we've
06:12no hard evidence
06:13on him.
06:15All we have
06:16is his name,
06:17Scorpio.
06:18He's kidding.
06:21When we find out
06:22where the ring is,
06:24you'll hear
06:25the code 111.
06:27I want you
06:27to move out
06:28to nail him,
06:30his pimps
06:30and girls
06:30in one big raid.
06:33Now,
06:33remember,
06:34we've been
06:35cooking on this
06:36for six months.
06:38Don't
06:39anybody
06:40blow it.
06:59Drake,
07:00you're late.
07:01You're assigned
07:02to Jay Adams,
07:03Cruiser 10.
07:04Move it.
07:05I'm sorry I'm late,
07:05Lieutenant.
07:06I had to pick up
07:06my new car.
07:07You bought
07:10this?
07:11Yes, sir.
07:12Call home,
07:12sold some pigs.
07:28Turk!
07:31You're
07:31Jay Adams?
07:32And I knew
07:33Lieutenant Brogy
07:34didn't like me,
07:35but not this bad.
07:36I thought
07:37your name was Turk.
07:38Short for turkey.
07:39They call me that
07:40because I'm always
07:40in trouble
07:41with the department.
07:42My name's Enos.
07:43Oh, yeah.
07:44I know.
07:45You drive.
07:46You bet.
07:49You can drive
07:50in the city.
07:51Boy, howdy.
07:53Hey, can I ask
07:53you something?
07:54Sure.
07:55You gonna wear
07:56that funny hat?
07:57What funny hat?
07:59Boy,
08:00that bro,
08:00she hates me.
08:02Metro 10,
08:03I have you
08:04in sector 7.
08:06Buckle up now.
08:11Code 211.
08:13Code 211,
08:14liquor store
08:14Central and
08:15Lofton.
08:17Code 211.
08:18Ain't that a
08:19hold up, Turk?
08:20Right on,
08:20cloud boy.
08:21We'll be
08:21sitting on top of it.
08:22Suspect escaping
08:23west.
08:24It's Louis White
08:25Sedan.
08:25Hot dog,
08:26first one out of the
08:26gate.
08:27Yahoo!
08:27I ain't
08:29believein' this.
08:37I'm in hot
08:38pursuit of
08:39suspect car
08:39on that
08:40code 211.
08:41Seedin' west
08:42on Logan.
08:43Hey, Turk,
08:43you do that
08:43CV talk good.
08:53Who do you think
08:54you are,
08:54Bert Reynolds?
08:55Hey,
08:55Plowboy,
08:56slow down.
08:56You ain't
08:57grabbin'
08:57in the
08:57Boondocks.
08:58Stop the car.
08:59Stop the car.
09:00No way,
09:00they broke the law.
09:11This is Metro 10.
09:13Metro 10,
09:15request immediate
09:16assistance.
09:17Repeat,
09:18immediate
09:18assistance.
09:19Hunter,
09:20we don't need
09:20no help.
09:21Get him.
09:21Not for him,
09:22honky.
09:22I want help
09:23to come and
09:24get you.
09:25Yee-haw!
09:28Hey, girl!
09:40Hey, I told you,
09:41but this ain't
09:41no help with him.
09:49Hey, neighbor,
09:49I got a problem.
09:51Wow, it talks.
09:52I've got my key
09:53inside my apartment
09:54next to yours.
09:55And you want
09:55to use my phone
09:56to call the
09:56apartment manager.
09:58Right.
09:58He's gone.
09:59He's never there
10:00during football season.
10:01He's a football player?
10:04No, he's a bookie.
10:05Bookie?
10:06You know, bookmaker.
10:08I didn't know
10:08they still made books
10:09by hand anymore.
10:13You're not
10:13from around here.
10:15How could you tell?
10:17Why don't you come in
10:18and put your stuff down
10:19and maybe we can
10:21think of something.
10:22Hey, thanks, neighbor.
10:23Watch it, watch it.
10:25Oh, okay.
10:26Okay, you got it?
10:27Okay.
10:28I got it.
10:28I got it.
10:29Sure?
10:32My name's Joy.
10:33Hey, I'm Enos.
10:35Boy, you sure use
10:37a lot of makeup
10:37for a pretty girl.
10:38Oh, that's not all mine.
10:43I'm delivering them to...
10:45Excuse me.
10:46Sure.
10:48Hello?
10:49Oh, hi, Faye.
10:51Yeah, uh,
10:52they sent everybody's
10:53makeup here.
10:55Uh-huh.
10:56Yeah, so just tell
10:57everybody that I'll
10:58bring it to them.
10:59I gotta go.
11:01Okay.
11:02Bye-bye.
11:05Nice place.
11:06Just like mine.
11:08Except you got furniture.
11:12Would you like a drink?
11:13Oh, thanks.
11:14Bourbon?
11:15Beer?
11:16I sure'd love
11:16some buttermilk.
11:19Buttermilk?
11:21I haven't thought
11:21of buttermilk
11:22since I left Wichita.
11:24I don't think
11:25of buttermilk much.
11:27I sure love it
11:27with popcorn.
11:29I don't have
11:29any popcorn either.
11:31Oh, that's all right.
11:33Boy, I sure feel
11:34awful dumb
11:34locking my key inside.
11:37Do you have
11:37a credit card?
11:38No, I'll pay cash.
11:40Watch this.
11:44That's lit.
11:46Oh, excuse me.
11:47That's okay.
11:48I'm gonna stick
11:49one of those
11:49under my doormat
11:50in case I lose my key.
11:52And you can charge
11:53things with it, too.
11:55Listen, Joy,
11:56I sure appreciate this.
11:58Wow, what are
11:58neighbors for?
12:00Dear Daisy,
12:01don't worry about me.
12:03I found a neighbor
12:04neighbor already.
12:08Seven minutes.
12:11You were on duty
12:12exactly seven minutes
12:14and you wrecked
12:15a police car.
12:17You nearly
12:17totaled it.
12:19I bet Cooter
12:20could fix it.
12:23What?
12:24You see,
12:24Cooter's this old boy
12:25back in Hazard.
12:26Shoot,
12:27he could fix that
12:27police car
12:28so you'd never know
12:29it and he could have
12:29it back in a couple...
12:30Let me explain.
12:34The Los Angeles
12:35Police Department
12:36makes over
12:38200,000 arrests
12:40every year.
12:41But we only have
12:43about
12:432,000 police vehicles.
12:45that means
12:47we really
12:48can't afford
12:49to wreck
12:49a car
12:50every time
12:51we make
12:52an arrest.
12:53Now,
12:54can we?
12:55No, sir,
12:56I don't reckon.
12:57Report to the
12:58briefing room.
12:59Yes, sir.
13:01I shouldn't
13:02have bothered
13:03you with these
13:04trifling details.
13:07Oh,
13:07it's no bother,
13:08Lieutenant.
13:08Anytime.
13:10If they get on
13:10and tell you
13:11about me
13:11wrecking that
13:11police car,
13:12I'll pay for it.
13:15I can sell
13:16some more pigs.
13:22What have I done
13:23to my program?
13:28Make sure you
13:28get those
13:29operational codes
13:30memorized.
13:31You're late,
13:32straight.
13:33What'd you do,
13:34have another wreck
13:34getting here?
13:37Why don't you
13:37hold it down?
13:38Give me those
13:39operational codes.
13:42Morning,
13:42buddy,
13:43how's your hand?
13:45Did I miss
13:48anything?
13:51No,
13:52I think you
13:53managed to hit
13:54everything.
13:55We have an update
13:56from Vice here.
13:59Scorpio,
14:00now he's known
14:00to be in town,
14:02so Operation 111
14:03can take place
14:04at any time.
14:05Be ready.
14:07This is a big one.
14:14I'll drive.
14:15you ain't mad,
14:19are you?
14:26Hey,
14:26you want some
14:27jerky turk?
14:34You know,
14:35we make over
14:35200,000 arrests
14:37each year,
14:37but we ain't got
14:38but 2,000 cars.
14:41Man,
14:42ain't that Scorpio
14:42something?
14:43What?
14:44I mean,
14:44criminals back in
14:45Hazard,
14:46they got
14:46ordinary names
14:47like Pig Eye,
14:48Cotton Mouth,
14:49No Toes.
14:52Scorpio,
14:52that's straight
14:53out of Flash Gordon.
14:54Man,
14:54forget about Scorpio.
14:56I've been on the
14:57force eight years
14:58and I've never been
14:58close to a really
14:59big wreck.
15:00Metro 10,
15:02come in.
15:03That's us.
15:04What you got?
15:05I mean,
15:06this is Metro 10,
15:07what you got?
15:09I mean,
15:09over.
15:10Metro 10,
15:11check a code,
15:11507 Denver,
15:1312th and Highland.
15:14Roger.
15:15All right,
15:15Dave,
15:15we got the code,
15:16507 D.
15:18Gee,
15:18terrific.
15:19What's a 507 D?
15:21A barking dog.
15:22Uh,
15:38no,
15:38you just wait here.
15:40I get into enough
15:40trouble with a
15:41ten of brosie
15:42by myself.
15:43Just wait here.
15:44If you need any help,
15:45just holler.
15:46I'm awful good
15:47with animals.
15:48Yeah,
15:48I bet.
15:49Hey,
15:52fella.
15:54Hey.
16:00Look,
16:01I just want to talk
16:02to you a minute.
16:03Back off,
16:03blue eyes.
16:04I just want to talk.
16:06Dad,
16:07burn it.
16:11Hey.
16:11Hey,
16:12here you go.
16:14Hey.
16:19Hey.
16:20Hey.
16:21Hey.
16:22Hey.
16:22Hey.
16:23Hey.
16:24Hey.
16:24Hey.
16:25Hey.
16:25Hey.
16:26Hey.
16:26Hey.
16:27Hey.
16:27Hey.
16:28Hey.
16:28Hey.
16:29Hey.
16:29Hey.
16:30Hey.
16:30Hey.
16:31Hey.
16:31Hey.
16:32Hey.
16:32Hey.
16:33Hey.
16:33Hey.
16:34Hey.
16:34Hey.
16:35Hey.
16:35Hey.
16:36Hey.
16:36Hey.
16:37Hey.
16:38Hey.
16:38Hey.
16:39Hey.
16:40Hey.
16:41Hey.
16:42Hey.
16:43Hey.
16:44Hey.
16:45Hey.
16:46Hey.
16:47Hey.
16:48Hey.
16:48Hey.
16:49You got a gun.
17:02What's he got?
17:04Nope.
17:05Nope.
17:08You arrested a narcotics undercover officer.
17:13Once he had a gun.
17:14They usually do.
17:16The job is quite hazardous.
17:17If Captain Dempsey cancels our program because you two blew that stake out...
17:22No, sir.
17:23We didn't.
17:24What?
17:26Turkey wasn't even there.
17:27It was all my fault.
17:29You see, old Turk was busy hushing up a barking dog, and I see the suspicious character skulking around.
17:35Did he use the term blue eyes?
17:40Yes, sir, he did.
17:41How'd you know?
17:41And in this morning's briefing, did you cover in department codes that blue eyes meant undercover operation?
17:50Yes, sir.
17:53Where were you?
17:54In here being fussed at by you for wrecking that police car.
17:57I thought you had to be convicted of a crime to be put on probation.
18:07You really surprised me in there, taking the blame.
18:11Oh, if I'd have stayed put in the car like you said, I wouldn't have got us in trouble.
18:14Yeah, but I'd briefed you on the codes you'd miss.
18:17You wouldn't have busted that dude.
18:19It was a good bust.
18:21Yeah.
18:22Too bad it was a cop.
18:23Yeah.
18:26You want to drive?
18:28Nah.
18:29The way things are going, I'd probably run over Lieutenant Brogy's mama.
18:33Never had one.
18:35And I'd hit his dog.
18:38Yep.
18:41When you're feeling down, it's the best time to have a party.
18:44When I'm feeling good, the party doesn't make me feel any different.
18:47Dang, Joy, you're deep.
18:48Wow, I've been called a lot of things before, but never deep.
18:56Popcorn flute.
18:58Boy, you remind me of Virgil.
19:00First sweetheart?
19:03First everything.
19:06Yeah, well, Virgil wanted to get married.
19:10I wanted to get out of Wichita.
19:11So I came here to be a model for getting to the movies or something.
19:24Well, at least you got a good job.
19:26Fix me, lose mine, because I just had three of the worst days of my life.
19:31Virgil once said that he never had more than three really bad days in a row.
19:36I don't think of it, neither have I.
19:37Well, then tomorrow's got to be a good day.
19:48Sure as popcorn floats.
19:50You.
20:00Is that it?
20:01Yep.
20:02The Vixen.
20:03Scorpio's operation.
20:04Is Scorpio inside?
20:05No, he's supposedly on the way.
20:08Place is crawling with prostitutes and pimps.
20:11Just come to meet the new boss.
20:14I didn't want any police cars scaring Scorpio away.
20:17That's why I want your unmarked Metro cars to back us up.
20:20I got another team in the rear.
20:22Put out the code 111.
20:24What's the location?
20:26All Metro in sector 4.
20:28All Metro in sector 4.
20:30Code 111.
20:31Code 111.
20:32That's it.
20:35The 10-20 on that code 111 is Forbes and Highland.
20:40Say, but, Roque, where is Forbes and Highland?
20:46Better buckle up now.
20:57Benny.
20:58Sneaking in straight?
21:19For you late arrivals, that place across the street is Scorpio's operation.
21:29He's not here yet, but the place is full of hookers.
21:34Hookers?
21:35Prostitutes?
21:37Hmm.
21:37There's another one going in, Lieutenant.
21:39Hey, it's Joy.
21:51Yes.
21:54Who is that nut?
21:56That idiot, one of your men.
21:59I haven't quite decided.
22:01Where have you been?
22:08Posey, I'm sorry.
22:09I want everybody ready when a boss arrives.
22:11Now move, move.
22:14Joy.
22:19Oh, Mike.
22:21Venus, what are you doing here?
22:27I didn't know you were a cop.
22:29I didn't want to brag.
22:32Look, Joy, I know why you're here.
22:35Oh.
22:38You do?
22:39Sure.
22:40Selling cosmetics to harlots.
22:42What?
22:43People might get the wrong idea about you if they find you here.
22:45We've got to get you out the back way because there's fixing to be a police raid.
22:48Raid?
22:50Raid?
22:52He blew it.
22:55Let's go.
22:55All right, everybody, wave right, free arm.
23:00All right, everyone, Steve, right, free arm.
23:13All right, everyone, Steve.
23:19I got mine. How you doing?
23:41Y'all better grab one before they're all gone.
23:47They ain't getting nothing.
23:49That cop you thought got ahead of to him. He's got guts.
23:54I didn't buy a cop.
23:56Now you find out who's penetrating us and eliminate them.
24:05Ah, Officer Drake, please, come in.
24:14Officer Drake.
24:14In your first three days with the LAPD, you have, one, wrecked a police car, two, arrested an undercover officer, and three, blown a major vice raid.
24:27At this rate, the mafia is going to make you a godfather.
24:32You left out being put on probation, sir.
24:34Do you know why I haven't fired you yet?
24:37It ain't my winning ways.
24:38This citation was given me by the police commission because of my program, the very program that brought you into this department.
24:48I sure appreciate it, sir.
24:49You are a test case.
24:55Because of the rules of my program, I am required to give everybody an equal opportunity.
25:01But, just between the two of us,
25:06You, goof, one more time,
25:11and I'll send you back in disgrace to that good forsaken place where you were spawned.
25:23Dismissed.
25:24You imbeciles.
25:31You imbeciles.
25:34Well, I thought you bought a cop.
25:36Last boss bought one.
25:38And he's sitting in the same jail cell with a cop he bought.
25:43That's why I'm the new boss.
25:45Right?
25:48I'm, uh, hey, what if one of the girls squeals?
25:50They don't know about the blackmail operation.
25:52They don't know about me.
25:54About what?
25:57How many girls did we lose?
26:00Wait, let's see, uh, five.
26:03In fact, they, the cop, even, uh, helped one go.
26:07What?
26:09Why would they do that?
26:12Unless she was his informant.
26:15Uh, I don't know.
26:17Okay, we play it safe.
26:18Aye, sir.
26:20Uh, boss.
26:22Hey, uh, uh, the girl's Joy.
26:25Joy?
26:26Yeah.
26:27Look, look, hey, maybe, uh, maybe, maybe, uh, maybe she didn't, uh, squeal.
26:32Maybe, uh, maybe the cop's got a thing for her.
26:35You go see her.
26:39Use the blackmail pressure to keep her in line.
26:41There is something about her.
26:46Uh, invite her to go to Bermuda with me.
26:49If she doesn't go along, we'll ice her.
26:55Slowly.
26:57Hi.
26:57Oh, hi.
27:01You startled me.
27:02I'm sorry.
27:03Oh.
27:04I, I really appreciate what you did yesterday.
27:09I, uh, I sort of thought you'd be by last night.
27:12Why?
27:13Well, you know, so I could.
27:22Oh, I was just helping the citizen stay out of trouble.
27:25Oh, you mean you don't expect?
27:32Never mind.
27:36Did all this get you into any trouble?
27:38I want more goof and I'm suspended.
27:41Oh, wow.
27:42Oh, it was worth it.
27:44Shoot.
27:47Part of law enforcement is preventing crime anyway.
27:50What'll be a bigger crime than a nice girl like you getting messed up and her folks finding out?
27:57Take care, Joy.
27:58Yeah.
28:04Bye.
28:11Yeah.
28:11And after goofing up the raid, the best part, Enos couldn't even hang on to the broad he caught.
28:17She got away.
28:19You want to hear how he bought his car?
28:22He sold his pigs.
28:25The landlord don't allow no pets.
28:33Could I speak to y'all for a minute?
28:38I'm real sorry I embarrassed y'all at the raid yesterday.
28:41I don't want you looking bad on account of me.
28:44If you forgive me, I promise I'll do better.
28:48Right.
28:48Okay.
28:52See you guys.
28:56That's my man.
28:59Sorry.
28:59Hey, buddy.
29:03I thought we were supposed to be in plain clothes.
29:06This is my pimp suit.
29:08And where we're going, you'll be in costume.
29:12We're cruising the neighborhood I used to patrol when I was in uniform.
29:16You're going to wear that funny hat.
29:22You're going to wear that funny hat.
29:22Now, you mind telling me why you blew that raid?
29:30I ran in because I know that girl.
29:32You know the chick once there, yeah?
29:36She ain't no hooker.
29:37She's my neighbor.
29:38Her name's Joy and she sells cosmetics.
29:40You're kidding.
29:41She was just there making delivery to her customers.
29:44For that, you blew the raid?
29:46I couldn't let that poor girl be mistaken for a harlot.
29:51Harlot?
29:51Enos, man, you really believe she was there selling makeup.
29:58I mean, the chick walks into a club full of prostitutes like she owns the place.
30:03I mean, can't you see?
30:03Why else would she be there?
30:07Unless...
30:10You know that Bill does have apartments.
30:12You reckon she's fixing to move?
30:23Posey!
30:24Scorpio wants to talk to you.
30:27Scorpio?
30:28I don't even know him.
30:30Oh, you mean that weird one?
30:32Weird?
30:34Baby, he's nuts.
30:37But he's a new boss.
30:39And he wants you exclusive.
30:42Exclusive?
30:43Yeah, it means you don't hook no more.
30:47Scorpio's a romantic.
30:49Come on, Posey.
30:50That's crazy.
30:52I only met him once.
30:54Hey, he moves fast.
30:55Pays big.
30:56It's a big operation.
30:57Oh, yeah?
30:58Yeah.
30:59How come we got raided?
31:00What, do you think that's the only joint we got?
31:02I'm trying to get out.
31:03And this is just getting me in deeper.
31:06I quit.
31:07Yeah, well, I've been waiting for that.
31:10You've been wanting to get in pictures, right?
31:13Well, you made it, sweetheart.
31:16This is a little clip from your latest epic down at the Vixen.
31:20Hmm?
31:21Hmm?
31:24Oh, God.
31:30That's me.
31:31Yeah.
31:32And that corporation, Big Shot, gonna cost him a ton.
31:36I didn't know.
31:37You want to make a judge believe that?
31:45Look, you get your head straight.
31:48Do you understand me?
31:50Hmm?
31:50Oh, yeah.
31:58After Scorpio wraps up tomorrow, he's supposed to find a Bermuda with him, his private jet.
32:04Man, what's it take for you to see Joy as a hooker?
32:08Now, wait, baby.
32:10Uh-oh.
32:10Look at that.
32:11You know them?
32:29Sure do.
32:30They're the Shakers.
32:31Ain't that a religious group?
32:33Shakedown cats, man.
32:35They sell protection.
32:36I used to run into them when I worked this area.
32:39Ten to one.
32:39They're hitting that bar.
32:41You reckon we'll get in trouble with the department if we get involved?
32:46Oh, I know we will.
32:48The thing that fascinates me is how.
32:52If some days can get fired anyway, let me go first.
32:55Enos, there are three of them.
32:58Well, when I get tired, you jump in.
33:11You really think Joy is, huh?
33:22Yeah, man.
33:23You better face it.
33:26Hey, can we get started?
33:27Hey, buddy.
33:31Hey, buddy.
33:36You okay?
33:38What's great wrong about it?
33:39Joy, Turk.
33:40No way, man.
33:42Watch the guy with the headband.
33:43He's bad.
33:45I'll catch him.
33:46You string him together.
33:47Toad goes tricky.
33:56Use the car as a knife.
33:59I'm kidding.
34:01I see Joy.
34:03Don't do it.
34:05Joy just don't look like a harlot to me.
34:07How many hookers you seen?
34:11None.
34:11She's too nice.
34:15Well, they make their living being nice.
34:18Oh, you cut one of us.
34:21I'm going to stomp you into a little old greasy spot.
34:31Would I give up?
34:33Hey, turn that thing off, would you?
34:34Say, Joy, would you a favor?
34:46Why don't you just ask her?
34:48Dang, dang.
34:48I'd be too embarrassed.
34:52Harlot?
34:55I can't believe it.
34:57Well, believe it.
35:03Hey.
35:05Well, you see.
35:06You're the first real one I ever met.
35:10Are they all as pretty as you?
35:13Enos.
35:15Do you folks know?
35:17Of course not.
35:20It's so easy to get in.
35:21It's so tough to get out.
35:23You want out?
35:24Oh, yes.
35:25But they won't let me.
35:28Then you get them out.
35:30All we need to do is get old Scorpio.
35:32You know about Scorpio?
35:34He's the one we're after.
35:37Oh, you poor baby.
35:38All me and Turk need us to nail him with some evidence and you're off the hook.
35:43Joy, it ain't right for nobody to make somebody do what you're doing unless you want to.
35:48Enos, you don't know what you're up against.
35:52I know Scorpio.
35:53I know you do.
35:55Personally.
35:59Oh.
35:59You haven't got a chance.
36:04Listen, he's the one in trouble.
36:06I know all about him.
36:08But he ain't never heard of me.
36:11Besides, I got the whole LAPD behind me.
36:14Are you out of your mind?
36:18No, sir.
36:19You see, Joy knows that Scorpio is...
36:21Me let you work on this case straight?
36:25You've done more damage to the LAPD than organized crime.
36:29Now, if you ever go near Scorpio, I won't fire you.
36:35I'll have you shot.
36:40He said no.
36:41Figures.
36:43Maybe you ought to request another partner.
36:45Why?
36:46Because I'm fixing to disobey orders.
36:49How?
36:50I'm going to flat catch that Scorpio.
36:54Well, I'm with you.
36:56I don't mind being called turkey, but I ain't going to be called chicken.
36:59Besides, you're just weird enough to catch him.
37:03What's your plan?
37:05Con, you ain't going to help me figure something out.
37:12Grits and greens, track again.
37:22The cop with a funny hat.
37:24He showed her her apartment.
37:26We've been watching her place around the clock.
37:28And she is seeing him.
37:31Okay.
37:33The Vixen film will be ready around five.
37:35I'll fly it to Bermuda.
37:38Joy comes with me.
37:40You eliminate the cop.
37:41What a waste of cop?
37:43Millions coming in from blackmail.
37:44We're going to be concerned about eliminating one cop.
37:48Yeah, well, how about all the other cops?
37:51If they knew anything, it would have hit us already.
37:54Now, you have Joy here this afternoon.
37:59When the film arrives, we go.
38:02If you take Joy with you, she can still talk.
38:07Talk?
38:09A dead hooker in Bermuda?
38:10What if you don't get Scorpio?
38:15Hey, girl.
38:16You're the only link to him we got.
38:18I know the police department isn't behind you.
38:21Why are you doing this?
38:23Because you want out.
38:25Joy, all we need is to find out where he's at and get some evidence.
38:27His men are picking me up this afternoon.
38:34Scorpio wants me to go away with him.
38:36All right, then.
38:37We can follow you to him.
38:39And there is evidence.
38:41Film of a blackmail operation at the Vixen Club.
38:46Prominent clients with, uh...
38:50girls.
38:52That is evidence.
38:53I can't use it.
38:54Anus, man, we got to have that hard evidence or Scorpio will be free in 48 hours.
39:00Joy's in those pictures.
39:02There's no use in doing all this if she can't get out clean.
39:06I ain't believing you.
39:10Okay.
39:11Okay.
39:13We'll just have to think of something else.
39:16There ain't nothing else.
39:18Yes, there is.
39:19There's another blackmail set up like the Vixen operation.
39:22But I don't know where it is.
39:25All we need to do is nab old Scorpio and make him tell us where it's at.
39:29We'll just beat it out of him.
39:31Oh, no, Turk.
39:32That'd be police brutality.
39:35Joy, when you leave, we're going to follow you.
39:37Turk and I are going to work us up a little shucking jive old Scorpio.
39:41What?
39:41What?
39:54Oh.
39:56Oh.
40:02Oh, oh.
40:02Let's see where it goes.
40:32They're inside.
40:54We could call for a backup, but we ain't here.
40:57Oh, Brogy, just fire us over the radio.
41:02The Vixen film, six million dollars.
41:07Everybody's on one reel.
41:09This goes with me to Bermuda.
41:11Posey, when you finish filming that party at the Neptune Club tonight,
41:17you fly out the film to me.
41:19That's another four million.
41:21Right.
41:23Hey, is this big stuff?
41:24Did I tell you this was big stuff?
41:27Okay, lovely.
41:30Let's go to Bermuda.
41:32And live a little.
41:44Hey!
41:45Dummy!
41:46Move it!
41:47What are you calling, dummy, fat boy?
41:49I said, move it!
41:51Hey, hold your flapping tongue, boy!
41:53Freeze!
41:54Don't know about his dinner and fancy now.
41:56This thing might go off.
41:57Your tax dollars at work.
42:10Now!
42:15Out.
42:16You got the right to remain silent.
42:18Are you crazy?
42:20Thanks, Alan.
42:21Are you going to come out?
42:23Or you want me to take you out?
42:25Peace at a time.
42:33I'll have your badges of false arrest.
42:37Everybody wants us fired anyway.
42:38What do you think you're doing?
42:43Striking a blow against the powers of darkness, baby.
42:47Man, I wouldn't be in your seat for a million bucks.
42:51That man's crazy.
42:54Buckle up, man.
42:55Hey, girl.
43:10I got work to do, and you got to get out of here.
43:15Run, baby.
43:16Run!
43:19Where are we going?
43:28Riding.
43:29Run, baby.
43:30Listen to me.
43:31Stop the clock.
43:35Stop it, sir.
43:36You're flat-timing where that little operation is.
43:46Woo-wee.
43:46Sure is far down there.
43:49You're a maniac.
43:50And I'm going to sue you out there.
43:57You know, this morning I spotted a real nice obstacle back down the road.
44:01Scorpio, it's only fair to tell you that this old junker is only held together by Bainless Meyers' pit in prayer.
44:08Curve in prayer.
44:10This is it.
44:12Now, you're going to tell me where that party is?
44:14Listen, there are laws to protect people from cars.
44:17All right.
44:17Let's see if this thing can fly.
44:25Ah!
44:28Ah!
44:29Ah!
44:31Ah!
44:32Ah!
44:32I bet that cliff drops right off into the big city.
44:42You see, if you do tell me where that place is, all you're going to lose is a few girls.
44:47But if you don't, I'll have to go home to disgrace.
44:53I'd rather die first.
44:54You are crazy.
44:56You are crazy.
45:02We're going that way.
45:03The Neptune Club.
45:12The Neptune Club.
45:14The private hotel at the marina.
45:16You got that, buddy?
45:17Just sent the call, good buddy.
45:19All right.
45:20You know, I'm disappointed in you.
45:25I thought you was really something.
45:29Now, I'm disappointed in myself for thinking so.
45:31Are you guys crazy?
45:33Sure, you got Scorpio and we busted a body of hookers.
45:36But we can't hold Scorpio without evidence.
45:38I told you to stay off the case.
45:41Now we're really blown.
45:42Sir, will this do?
45:43It's the blackmail film Scorpio was carrying.
45:46What?
45:48This should have been turning at the time of arrest.
45:51Can't you two do anything right?
45:54Okay.
45:55Excuse me, Lieutenant.
45:56Oh, Captain, come in.
45:57Just wanted to pop in and give my personal congratulations.
46:01Fine job, men.
46:04Brogy?
46:05Yes, yes, Captain.
46:06You should have more men like them.
46:10All right.
46:15Let's get back to work and straight.
46:20Yes, sir?
46:21Next time, you may not be so lucky.
46:24Oh, it ain't luck, sir.
46:26The Lord watches out for children, fools, and drunks.
46:29And I don't drink.
46:40Thank you for all the plants.
46:48I'm glad they're getting a good home.
46:52Have a nice trip, now.
46:53I got a little present.
47:11You're filming the negatives.
47:13Turk had them cut out before we turned them in.
47:15Now there's no record of you anyplace.
47:20Anus.
47:21Take care, Joy.
47:24My professional name was Joy.
47:26My real name is Sarah.
47:29Bye, Sarah.
47:30Tell old Virgil I said, hey.
47:32Man, after watching you yesterday, I don't see how the South lost a civil war.
47:53Well, it's a good thing for me it did.
47:56Or I wouldn't have got such a good partner.
47:58Drive, honky.
47:59Buckle up, now.
48:13Dear Daisy, there sure are a lot of good folks in this town.
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