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00:00:00Oh, my God, that's Christopher Stinnett, state candidate.
00:00:11He's so hot.
00:00:13I want him to campaign all over me.
00:00:16Can I vote for him 500 times?
00:00:19Pleasure to see him.
00:00:20Absolutely.
00:00:26Pleasure to see him.
00:00:30Thanks.
00:00:32Mr. Stinnett, congrats on your upcoming victory.
00:00:36Oh, it's much too early to say that, but thank you.
00:00:40And you are?
00:00:40Only one of your biggest supporters.
00:00:43Well, are you going to drink this or break the heart of one of your donors?
00:00:55Well, excuse me for a second.
00:01:00Let's go upstairs together, handsome.
00:01:11Let me take care of you.
00:01:12What are you talking about?
00:01:13Don't deny it.
00:01:15You need me, baby.
00:01:22Oh, baby.
00:01:23Oh, my God.
00:01:24You're going to be in our room soon.
00:01:27What the hell are you?
00:01:28Get away from me.
00:01:30Fuck out of my way.
00:01:30Fuck out of my way.
00:01:45Oh, my God.
00:01:46Oh, my God.
00:01:46Oh, my God.
00:01:47Oh, my God.
00:01:47Oh, my God.
00:01:48Oh, my God.
00:01:48Hey.
00:01:49New intern, are you serious?
00:01:58This entrance is for wealthy political donors only.
00:02:02The side door is for the help.
00:02:04Jesus, that cheap dress might work on your corn farm, but not here.
00:02:08Get out and go through the back.
00:02:10I'm so sorry.
00:02:11I didn't know.
00:02:15Just a stupid farm girl who randomly stumbled into an internship on our campaign.
00:02:20I don't know how.
00:02:22She doesn't even know the first thing about our candidate.
00:02:25Help garnish.
00:02:26This is a Senate campaign, not a country bumpkin office.
00:02:29You don't need a corn grower.
00:02:31Well, I just fired an intern for hating on our candidate, so I needed someone to run errands.
00:02:39Excuse me.
00:02:40We grow Brussels sprouts, not corn.
00:02:44And I might not know a lot about the candidate, but I really believe in his ideas.
00:02:48Excuse me, intern.
00:02:50Not another word.
00:02:51Get lost.
00:02:52You ruined my mink.
00:03:02Are you drunk?
00:03:04Oh, my God.
00:03:05On behalf of the campaign, I apologize, ma'am.
00:03:08You clumsy hick.
00:03:10You will not keep your job after this.
00:03:12I'm so sorry.
00:03:13Please don't fire me.
00:03:14I really want to work on this campaign.
00:03:16I'll fix it.
00:03:17I'll clean the coat and the wig right now.
00:03:19Well, what are you waiting for?
00:03:21You dumb hick.
00:03:23Uh, this is all your fault.
00:03:26Don't worry.
00:03:27There's cleaning supplies upstairs.
00:03:28Stay out of this, maid.
00:03:30Fix it, intern, or you're fired.
00:03:39Thank you, but where are the cleaning supplies?
00:03:42You heard what she said.
00:03:43If I can't get these clean, I'll be fired.
00:03:45I put you into room 2809.
00:03:47It's empty.
00:03:48Go up there.
00:03:49You'll be alone.
00:03:49You're a lifesaver.
00:03:51I'm Sarah.
00:03:51Us working class girls gotta stick together.
00:03:54Right?
00:03:55I'm Stephanie.
00:03:56You're right.
00:03:58God, I had a really tough day.
00:04:00It's okay.
00:04:01These rich people are ridiculous.
00:04:03Don't blame yourself.
00:04:04That's why I'm interning on this campaign.
00:04:07To stand up for people like us.
00:04:08I just wish I fit in better.
00:04:11I just wish I fit in better.
00:04:12Amen, girl.
00:04:13And look at you.
00:04:19You look like you fit right in.
00:04:21Hi.
00:04:21I'm a wealthy socialite.
00:04:27I eat caviar, not Doritos.
00:04:29I totally belong here.
00:04:32Hey, I gotta run.
00:04:33But this key works for the elevator,
00:04:35and it gets you into room 2809.
00:04:38Call me if you need me.
00:04:39Good luck.
00:04:40Thanks again.
00:04:41See you later.
00:04:42Is somebody here?
00:05:02Is somebody in there?
00:05:04Oh, sorry.
00:05:12God, it's so hot.
00:05:21Are you okay?
00:05:34You don't mean nothing to me.
00:05:52You boys don't feel like you did.
00:05:54I don't believe what you preach.
00:05:56You're just a picky beginner.
00:05:58You're not a person's treat.
00:06:00I better make you a winner.
00:06:02I don't believe what I see.
00:06:04I don't believe what I see.
00:06:10So you didn't go into Senate's room?
00:06:12He shoved me out of the room, Senator.
00:06:14I, I...
00:06:15Urgh, you goddamn worthless woman!
00:06:18I hired you to drug him
00:06:21and to film a scandalous sex tape.
00:06:25And you returned empty fucking-handed.
00:06:29Sir, I think I have something.
00:06:32Well, then show me, you idiot!
00:06:34This might just be enough
00:06:40to bring my election opponent down.
00:06:43I can't believe me.
00:06:43I slept with a hot stranger.
00:06:57I have to clean this or I'll be fired.
00:07:03Where the hell did you disappear to last night, farm girl?
00:07:32If you didn't get that coat fixed, you're fired.
00:07:34No, I did fix it.
00:07:35It's right here.
00:07:38It doesn't matter.
00:07:39You belong in a farmer's market, not a campaign office.
00:07:42A new intern from a wealthy family will take over your job tomorrow, so today's your last day.
00:07:49You're a little trash girl.
00:07:50You're a little trash girl.
00:07:51No, Rebecca, please.
00:07:51I really want this job.
00:07:57Candidate Stinnett is running a little late, which isn't like him, but he'll be here soon.
00:08:02So, be ready.
00:08:04He's never late.
00:08:06I wonder if our candidate got laid last night.
00:08:08He wouldn't.
00:08:09He'll be my man sooner or later.
00:08:11Stop gossiping.
00:08:12Mr. Stinnett is a candidate of the United States Senate.
00:08:15Even a little rumor could lead to a scandal.
00:08:18He owes me to a scandal.
00:08:28I love you.
00:08:34Yes.
00:08:35you gotta be kidding me the man i slept with is the candidate hello miss thank god he didn't
00:09:00recognize me i fucked up if anyone finds out i slept with him it'll be a scandal have we met miss
00:09:12absolutely never sarah's a new intern from some farmland i don't think she's cut out for this
00:09:22something's familiar about her oh my god he recognizes me i'm in so much trouble sir i
00:09:29think you've shaken the intern's hand long enough glad to have you on my team sarah thank god he
00:09:36didn't recognize me he's way out of your league farm girl stay away from him he'd never go for a poor
00:09:47farm girl like you so don't even think about it hey something happened last night
00:09:51emergency meeting let's go no one turns allowed get me a coffee with non-fat dairy-free oat-free oat milk
00:10:06sir what happened you disappeared from the fundraiser last night it's hazy but i think
00:10:13someone at the event slipped something in my drink it's foggy but i spent the night with a woman who
00:10:19you slept with someone and she drugged you she was it was a setup oh god a sex scandal will sink
00:10:29this campaign the slut you slept with was probably a spy sent by the senator are you okay
00:10:34no no i don't remember much but the girl i was with last night isn't like that she's a good person
00:10:49you're being naive okay this is dirty politics your enemies will do anything to entrap and ruin you
00:10:56she's not like that no one's gonna find out there will be no scandal
00:11:07no one will find out senator hester is about to do a press conference attacking you
00:11:11i will protect your second amendment you get a bazooka you get a bazooka you get a bazooka it's your
00:11:25god-given right and us men we know how to safely handle fire arms oh
00:11:34shit gotcha i did that on purpose where was i oh my opponent christopher stent
00:11:44laid with the prostitute last night what i'm not a prostitute this indecent immoral and pre-maritable
00:11:54sex will have him burn in hell this is bad all eternity he's lying i didn't sleep with the
00:12:01prostitute he has no proof i have proof that my opponent christopher stent slept with the hooker last night
00:12:12oh no he got a photo of us in bed he has a photo we're doomed
00:12:18oh god you useless intern i'm so sorry i'll clean it up and i have proof that my opponent christopher
00:12:37stent slept with the prostitute last night that isn't a photo of me wait a second that is not the
00:12:49woman i slept with last night she was much more beautiful that stupid foreign girl smirk off your
00:12:56face i'm sorry i'll just get out sir this is bad it doesn't matter if you didn't sleep with the
00:13:03prostitute or whoever she was if we can't prove it wasn't a fake then it'll sink and ruin the campaign
00:13:11wait the girl last night gave me her phone number
00:13:26the annoying farm girl intern she's your one night stand please no you can't sleep with your
00:13:36intern it'll be a massive scandal no sorry it's just my mom calling i knew it the boss would never be
00:13:42with someone as lonely as you get out intern you don't belong in this high level meeting anyway
00:13:48hi mom one second damn she didn't pick up good don't talk to her her one night stand was probably
00:14:01a spy sent by senator hustler to entrap you sir the center is all over tv spreading massive lies
00:14:07that you slept with this prostitute and they'll believe him and we'll lose this election okay unless
00:14:13we can prove it's a lie how can i if the girl i was really with won't answer my calls wait there
00:14:21must be security camera footage proving that i didn't go in the room with that prostitute
00:14:26yes of course we'll get that hotel security camera footage asap
00:14:39we'll get that footage and prove you weren't with a prostitute and maybe
00:14:42i'll see the woman i was really with last night too you'll see i'm who he was with
00:14:50you're on your phone again go get me a muffin cinnamon raisin no raisins and make sure it's gluten-free
00:15:00i was just calling in your order no actually
00:15:05stephanie this is um sarah we met remember you what's up girl
00:15:10uh-huh um is there any way you could access the hotel footage from last night from
00:15:16floor 28 and delete it where's my muffin intern i'm still placing the order
00:15:23delete the footage may i ask why i know it's a lot to ask um i'll explain later but it's an emergency
00:15:29us working class girls gotta look out for each other right staff in the security room is my friend
00:15:34i got it thank you thank you thank you my people are arriving at the hotel we'll have that footage
00:15:39in no time come on stephanie delete that footage fast or i'm in trouble
00:15:46hey sarah right sorry i haven't had a chance to get to talk to you it's been a crazy day that's
00:15:54okay i swear it's not usually like this but i would love to hear your position on my campaign platform
00:16:01don't waste your time talking to an unqualified corn growing intern who doesn't know the first
00:16:06thing about politics senator hustler's all about the politics of anger but tofer isn't he doesn't name
00:16:11call or put people down so you shouldn't either and for the last time my family grows brussels sprouts
00:16:18bravo bravo that's the right attitude think about learning some tips from her she's a lot smarter
00:16:25than you give her credit for what but she's
00:16:33i would love to get to know you sir our people are at the hotel right now finding the footage
00:16:41don't worry sir we're gonna figure out who that mystery girl was in the footage
00:16:47any second now go ahead what the footage was deleted with the footage gone no one will find
00:16:57out we slept together not even him i'm in the clear i'll figure out something to disprove the
00:17:04senator's lies sir speaking of me have you decided who you want to be your assistant god he's so hot but
00:17:15i need to keep my distance and make sure nothing else happens between us
00:17:22no sir she she's unqualified she doesn't know anything about politics she's nobody
00:17:30this is her last day actually she's exactly what i need oh no not me for my new assistant sarah
00:17:41we're ready we're gonna be spending a lot more time together
00:17:47so much for staying away from him you little hick
00:17:51how did you get him to promote you over me
00:18:00the candidates schedule on speeches for the upcoming week policy positions memorize all there's a false
00:18:06rumor going around that the candidates slept with a prostitute if anyone finds out that he's intimate
00:18:11with an intern it's game over for all of us so keep it professional i believe in this campaign i won't
00:18:18jeopardize it that's why i stole the footage because you accidentally slept with your senate candidate
00:18:25boss i didn't know that it was him and he thought i was just some rich snob lady oh my god you like him
00:18:34i get it he's freaking hot and successful i know but he doesn't know that it was me and if word ever
00:18:43got out that he slept with his skin don't worry the footage is gone and your hot little secret's safe
00:18:50crisis averted my opponent christopher standard is a lying schedule in this election
00:18:58i will prove it vote for me what the hell is he talking about he's just making up this story about
00:19:04the candidate sleeping with a hooker last night what he called you a hooker no not me
00:19:10but he has this photo of a woman in a red dress leaning on topher and it's all a lie he's just
00:19:17framing him i actually saw your boss last night with a woman in a red dress what i was there and he
00:19:26definitely didn't take that woman to his room you were the only one stop i will after you give me all the
00:19:34dirty little details just avoid being alone with topher he's in his office go on in oh no i don't want to
00:19:49interrupt
00:19:58morning sir your coffee sarah please call me topher
00:20:06ah just what i needed well i want to give you what you need it's my job as your assistant may i say
00:20:16you're excelling at it you seem nervous i'm not that scary am i no i um senator hustler is just
00:20:28saying you were with the hooker it's a lie it's so frustrating that's what my opponent does
00:20:36he lies but do you know why we're gonna win because we have the truth on our side don't we sarah
00:20:43the prostitute's story won't hold up because it isn't true so all we have to do is just smile take
00:20:52your breath it's okay perfect just like that
00:20:59what are you doing here from girl the hooker story isn't going away senator hustler is about
00:21:11to give a press conference attacking you but politics isn't about proof in turn it's about
00:21:16stories okay and the senator's telling a pretty juicy one whoever deleted that security camera footage
00:21:22really screwed us the senator is lying let's go confront him i'll do it myself no sir it's
00:21:30politically dangerous i'm not worried let's go confront the senator and put this nonsense story
00:21:36behind us and put this nonsense story behind us yeah make the bully say his lies right to your face
00:21:45let the adults take it from here for a girl i'll let you know if the candidate needs another coffee wait
00:21:52sir we gotta go now i think sarah's ideas and instincts are sharp i'm not forgetting about her
00:21:59come on i want you with me
00:22:01stinnett is a liar who couldn't be trusted he slept with a hooker
00:22:25excuse me senator if you're gonna lie about me say it to my face
00:22:29oh the immoral man who slept with hookers has arrived i didn't know such thing a photo in the
00:22:37elevator is not proof senator i think you should mention proof because it's showtime bring in the hooker
00:22:48you screwed up this horn dog christopher stinnett pays yours truly for sex
00:22:55that door she's lying i didn't sleep with her it was with someone else well we can't prove it
00:23:05damn it i deleted the footage that would prove it i gotta do something where's the girl you
00:23:10actually slept with when you need her would you excuse me for a minute get out intern let the
00:23:15grown-ups work christopher what do you have to say now you shameless sex creep she didn't sleep with
00:23:24me she drugged me that's a lie you were sober you didn't even need viagra baby
00:23:33likely stories stinnett admit it admit you paid for sex i don't lie to the public unlike you senator i'm
00:23:43honest oh baby i know you can't forget all the nasty things you did in bed boy you better say what
00:23:52little dignity you have left me drop out of the race i'm fighting for working people i'm not giving
00:24:00up especially not because of a lie i don't know you stop oh come on you know me
00:24:13like that big booty last night slap it again absolutely not it's a lie oh we can see it all
00:24:22now tofa you have been exposed as a dnc dirty sex creep now drop out of the race now
00:24:30it's you who the hell are you you didn't sleep with him last night i did and i can prove it
00:24:53who the hell are you blondie you're lying are you sure about that who the hell is this get her out
00:25:07of here this is my event no don't know her she works at the hotel she saw everything that's right
00:25:15i was on duty that night and i saw that woman try to seduce mr stinnett in the hallway but she failed
00:25:22he pushed her off and went into his room and she headed to the elevator stinnett
00:25:27how much did you pay to random maid to testify for you i told the truth and your photos can prove i was
00:25:35there
00:25:38look there i am in your photos drugging a man is a felony so the question is why did you do it and
00:25:47why are you lying about sleeping with him this wasn't part of the team shut up candy geez senator
00:25:55for such a moral family values man why are you on a first name basis with a sex worker
00:26:04screw you i'm out of here get your ass back
00:26:07is it true mr stinnett you spent the night with this woman you slept with a random stranger i can't
00:26:18let his campaign fail because of me i have to do something i'm gonna help you save your campaign
00:26:24but i need you to trust me
00:26:26random stranger well i'm hardly a stranger to tophar my name is beth i'm his fiancee
00:26:44my name is beth i'm his fiancee
00:26:50beth who are you where where are you from what's your last name beth is a wealthy heiress
00:26:56she's a private person i'm running it for office not her thank you all
00:27:08hell yes we just dodged a scandals to her beth you saved mine
00:27:11where the hell is sarah if that intern abandoned her post again we need to finally fire
00:27:17you're engaged now as beth i didn't know what to do i didn't want to be the reason his campaign failed
00:27:26i mean that was terrifying i can't do it again i thought my heart was gonna explode but it's sexy
00:27:32and don't worry the elections in a week you won't have to do it again you're you snuck off to be with
00:27:37the filthy hotel maze filthy hotel may just saved your boss's ass bitch
00:27:44there you are did you see it i did see it sir it was great no you didn't you weren't even there you're
00:27:50lucky the real campaign staff like me managed to bring beth in the hotel maid to fix it
00:27:57tofer just fire her already what no why would you fire me i'm the one who set it up i called beth
00:28:03i mean i i didn't i i actually didn't sarah if you're the one who called beth you just saved my
00:28:10ass what sarah's lying she she didn't no i did i did it to help mr stinnett to help tofer
00:28:19she just brought my campaign back from the dead
00:28:24i had it all planned we've catched it with the hooker i hired and that damn
00:28:41rich blonde bitch ruin it oh robbie loved that i want her investigated and deep
00:28:49fucking destroyed destroyed sir i can't find any information on her it's like beth just
00:28:55she just doesn't exist that's not impossible she
00:29:01you're right bobby boy she doesn't exist
00:29:06daddy tell him the good news we're back in a close race if we keep fighting and avoid scandals
00:29:13we can win this election and and it's all thanks to our candidate's new fiancee beth we all owe a huge
00:29:20thanks to the best campaign intern and assistant i could have ever asked for when this campaign ship
00:29:28was sinking you hope to keep afloat there was nothing really sarah saved us all i need to get
00:29:36we went to turn into the farm bitch all right everyone back to work tofer sir can i talk to you
00:29:44for a second really sarah you saved me and i'll never forget it i want to personally thank you
00:29:52tofer senator hesler is claiming that your fiancee beth is some actress that you hired
00:29:59he's saying that it's all just a giant lie we have to get beth in a public interview damn
00:30:03beth is a mysterious woman i don't know if she'll want to go out publicly but i'll call her and give
00:30:10her a try
00:30:18she's not picking up sarah you've tried to get beth before can you try to call her again sarah you've
00:30:24tried to get beth before can you try to call her again sarah please call her right now no i can't
00:30:30pretend to be beth again it's too risky i'll do my best she's useless i told you she doesn't even
00:30:38know beth no time tofer we need to get beth involved publicly asap give us best number we'll
00:30:45track her location drag her ass here no i'm not gonna treat beth like that i'm here to protect her
00:30:51even if it hurts my campaign it won't just hurt our campaign it'll destroy this isn't your campaign
00:30:59rebecca it's mine and you work for me
00:31:04what are you smiling at farm girl i'm smiling because tofer put your ego in its place you
00:31:19bitch i don't know how but i know that the scandal with beth and the prostitute is somehow your fault
00:31:28my fault i'm the one who called beth to the event and saved us you're such a liar beth is a beautiful
00:31:36classy rich woman you are a poor dirty farm girl you don't know beth and when the candidate finds out
00:31:48that you lied about it i'll make sure he fires you it can't be beth in public it's too risky but what
00:31:59if tofer loses the campaign i cannot ruin his career the center is telling the media that that isn't real
00:32:08we need her she didn't pick up the phone sarah where's sarah she said she could contact beth as if
00:32:18think about it how does a poor intern who just arrived off bus from cornfield know a beautiful
00:32:25wealthy city heiress i wonder that too if she can't get beth to come today fire her for lying i'll fire
00:32:33if she lied to us beth
00:32:41hi i'm rebecca it's so great to meet you may i call you beth
00:32:47tofer i wasn't sure if i should come but sarah convinced me to i knew sarah would come through
00:32:54tofer i hope you understand why i've been distant you're running a campaign and i'm a private person
00:33:00i don't want you to do anything you're uncomfortable with we need her the senator is telling the world
00:33:06that she doesn't exist unless you do a joint tv interview the scandal will ruin our campaign
00:33:12you need me on live tv i can't do it i won't be able to pretend to be rich right in front of the
00:33:20camera it would be a disaster beth it's your choice this is all sarah's fault by the way where
00:33:28is that dirty farm girl she's late screw it i have to fire her enough rebecca i don't like the way
00:33:36you talk about sarah she may just be a working class girl from a farm but she's a hard worker
00:33:42not some worthless nepo baby born with a silver spoon in her mouth like excuse me you heard what i
00:33:48said back off and that's a good lesson for rebecca to learn i'm sorry to ask but i need you
00:33:57tofer if it helps your candidacy i will do the interview yeah i'll script the whole thing tell
00:34:06you exactly what to say on tv this interview will save my campaign or if i don't handle it perfectly
00:34:12i'll be exposed and you'll lose the election in a landslide well i've got a meeting scheduled so i
00:34:18must go but see you then see where is she always running off to
00:34:27okay i have all our lines memorized me too i mean i helped beth memorize everything good but
00:34:34with the interview soon where's beth mr stinnett is your fiance here yet we're live in five minutes
00:34:39any second now i'm gonna go to the bathroom
00:34:44did you gossip about me with beth you shameless bitch you're trying to sabotage me with the
00:34:53candidate no rebecca i don't have time to argue with you i just need to use the ladies in this
00:35:00isn't your corn farm you can't just go pee in the dirt whenever you feel like it you're not going
00:35:05anywhere we're live in four minutes if beth isn't here by then i'm reporting that your fiance ditched you
00:35:10you'll take the blame farm girl if beth doesn't show it's your fault mr stinnett where is beth
00:35:24you're not going anywhere if beth doesn't show up for the interview you're gonna be here to take
00:35:30the blame you can't sneak away this time jebecca beth texted me and told me how mean you are to her and
00:35:37sarah what beth said that she isn't even here you see sarah is ignorant and dumb sarah is brilliant
00:35:47and perfect and beautiful and she deserves to be here just like anyone else beautiful
00:35:56what fuck's your attitude rebecca
00:35:57thank you tophar i mean sir do you really think i'm beautiful i should have said that but yes
00:36:09i do think you're beautiful i barely know beth posing as my fiancee was just to avoid a scandal
00:36:16honestly i'd much rather be on the interview stage with you by my side
00:36:19not her tophar i know i have to worry about the election for one more week i'll pretend to be with
00:36:28beth after that all bets are off three minutes to air where's beth i'll go get her
00:36:36my name is beth and tophar and i started dating five months ago
00:36:50just breathe if i can herd cattle i can manage a simple tv interview one minute left
00:37:06come on beth let's go introduce the world on tv
00:37:18my campaign manager told me exactly what to say this will be a breeze
00:37:25we meet the mysterious beth fiance of senate candidate and formerly eligible bachelor christopher
00:37:32christina tell us beth how did you two meet okay just have to repeat the lines the campaign script
00:37:39for us well it's been a whirlwind we started dating about five months ago we met at a political event
00:37:46that far girl bitch intern sarah disappeared again quiet tophar and beth are doing great
00:37:51sarah's the one who got beth here beyond politics what do you love about beth as a person
00:37:58shit i forgot the right answer to that question come on tophar
00:38:04shouldn't be a hard question to answer about your own fiancee what do you love about beth
00:38:08uh my fiancee is so modest we're not used to being in public together you can answer i won't be
00:38:21embarrassed i don't know anything about beth i need to think about someone i know and have actual
00:38:27feelings for where's sarah mr stinnett
00:38:32what do i love about her she has an upbeat and optimistic personality she's charming and funny
00:38:42but passionate about the things we both care about she's beautiful and humble sarah is talking about
00:38:52me sarah the real me sarah oh did i say sarah sarah is my middle name that's right beth sarah of course
00:39:01i was talking about beth my fiancee well same question for you beth we know christopher the
00:39:07politician tell us what you love about the man we know christopher the politician tell us what you
00:39:14love about the man beth is a private person i don't want to put her on the spot well this is a public tv
00:39:22interview it's expected that she'll talk about your relationship no i don't think she has to i don't
00:39:28mind what do i love about tophar there's something special about him yes he is successful and
00:39:40handsome powerful but unlike other men like that he's also kind he has a big heart
00:39:48he sees people for who they are regardless of wealth or status he respects and listens to everyone
00:40:00even his interns he makes them feel good you have a surprise mr senate's opponent in this election
00:40:09senator hesler has called into our program senator welcome this is an interview between myself and my
00:40:16fiance we didn't discuss having my opponent what's the matter boy on afraid to speak to me in front of
00:40:22the voters no of course not welcome senator hesler do you have a question for your opponent or for his
00:40:32fiancee beth i do it's funny beth claims to be an heiress and political donor but i've been in politics a
00:40:39long time and neither i nor anyone i know has ever heard of her she's a private person senator i want
00:40:46the opportunity to meet her in person politics can be so nasty but let's have a night where it isn't
00:40:55there is a non-partum charity fundraiser tomorrow night i'll be there bring your fiancee beth along i
00:41:03i've never been to a black tie event before the senator will expose you unless you're afraid to be
00:41:08together in public of course not beth will join me absolutely
00:41:17how am i gonna pull this off i have never been to a black tie event it'll be fun the booze is free
00:41:33i'm excited to go out with him but not as beth i won't know how to act i mean do i put my pinky out
00:41:39when i'm sipping champagne only if you're the queen of england or something you will be fine what are you
00:41:46so worried about i just don't want to hurt tophar or his campaign wow you've got a bad form huh a night
00:41:54on the arm of your handsome crush and you get to dress up and eat caviar and finally see how the other
00:42:01half lives i'm jealous you're gonna need a fancy dress are you serious good thing i swiped this from
00:42:11the dry cleaner at the hotel a rich guest left it i got you covered
00:42:30that's one tophar darling another glass of champagne yes girl make him work for it
00:42:36you think you like it like it he'll be drooling sarah it's me tophar i know it's late but i need to
00:42:44see you he's here to see me but he can't see me like this sarah the most eligible bachelor in the
00:42:54state is outside your door looking for you no tophar hold on please he can't see me as beth so i just need
00:43:03you to go distract him i brought you something i'll just leave it outside for you here
00:43:12i'll see you tomorrow sarah just one second oh what has gotten into you i'm in but distract him okay
00:43:23sarah oh hi uh you're from the hotel stephanie right yes yes sarah will be out in a second i was just
00:43:31sleeping have fun you too what was that is everything okay wow told you i'd be done in a
00:43:46second i heard a crash i thought you might be hurt what are you doing here i uh i could make something up
00:43:57and say i needed help with a draft of my speech but i don't i came here to see you
00:44:05i'm very thankful for all the help you've done with my campaign beth would have done that interview
00:44:11if you hadn't convinced her you were pretty convincing all on your own i wish i could say
00:44:16what i came here to say but i have a fake fiance and after the election when there's no worries about
00:44:24scandal let's revisit this conversation okay good luck at the event tomorrow i won't need luck if you're
00:44:33there it's a black tie i thought you might need something to wear
00:44:45tofer this is gorgeous but i shouldn't be there as your intern you're my assistant
00:44:53i need you there with me i want to thank you and beth together good night sarah
00:45:04and beth in the same room
00:45:11okay piece of cake just have to be two people in the same place tonight sarah the campaign intern and
00:45:18beth the heiress fiance dumb hick where were you when they did the interview yesterday you snuck away
00:45:24again i don't know what you're talking about rebecca but didn't the candidate talk to you about being
00:45:29nicer to me nice how the hell am i supposed to be nice to a poor farm girl look at this knockoff dress
00:45:37let me see this cheap it isn't cheap so don't touch it too poor to remove the price tag how the hell did
00:45:45you afford a designer dress we are days out from an election and you're stealing if anyone finds out
00:45:52it'll be a scandal i didn't steal it it was a gift haha from who special man in my life what do you think
00:46:01you're cinderella get lost intern he's coming over to talk to me about how hot i look looking very
00:46:09handsome tonight sir should we get a drink and do some political strategizing wow sarah you look
00:46:18beautiful excuse me she stole that dress she stole that dress it's not stealing if it's a gift
00:46:30what who in their right mind would buy a farm girl designer am i not my right mind
00:46:37i bought it for sarah what
00:46:52looky looky the sex creep candidate flirting with the poor young intern behind his fiance's back
00:47:02and speaking of your fiance back i'm gonna go change into bath tofer just hang on where is she
00:47:08your concern for my personal life is touching senator my fiance will be right here isn't that right
00:47:17mr senate where's your lovely fiance yes and when exactly are you going to be marrying that pretty
00:47:23girl yeah tofer where is she your woman is in here in five seconds you will be destroyed i'm telling you
00:47:42darling is this cranky old man bothering you only a little darling fiancee shall we sit for dinner
00:47:53i have been dying to meet you beth i think you're a fraud and i'm gonna be watching you all night long like a
00:48:08hawk oh shit what am i supposed to do during a five course meal why are there so many forks and spoons
00:48:16ladies and gentlemen as your senator i am proud to be raising money for for my bobby boy on the family
00:48:27community council yes family values which my opponent stennett has none of first a prostitute
00:48:36and then a sudden fiancee we know nothing about senator this isn't a political event it's charity
00:48:47leave the nasty politics aside for the night
00:48:52i'm sorry you have to sit without the night it's okay just pluck my nose when i'm around smart his voters
00:49:00legendary beth you're an heiress and a political donor hmm funny politics is such a small world after all
00:49:15and i have never seen or heard of you until now it's funny i haven't heard of you either until you started
00:49:23attacking the rights of women and working people a wealthy heiress who doesn't know basic banquet table
00:49:31etiquette huh beth are you all right of course she knows
00:49:39it's the fourth don't go church dennett a rich heiress who doesn't know which is the salad fork
00:49:47what else are you hiding senator these elitist banquets are a little pretentious
00:49:54i may be rich but in my heart i'm working class the kind of people who don't give a damn much work to use
00:50:04like christopher
00:50:07i support his campaign because he's a candidate for the people not the elites like you are senator
00:50:12nice try girl my name is beth not girl i'm an independent woman who thinks for myself the kind
00:50:22of women you fear because we're going to vote to kick your sexist butt out of office this election
00:50:28damn beth well played this is outrageous this is a charity event this is not a woman's right feminist
00:50:38nazi gathering if you're so rich where did you get your money i want to see your taxes i want to see
00:50:46your birth certificate and i demand to know anything lady is done with your sexist interrogation senator
00:50:57come on my lady let's dance
00:50:59sorry i know this is one you signed up for but i really appreciate it it's okay i'm having fun with you
00:51:17is something wrong i'm sorry beth i really appreciate you signed up to be my fake fiance in order to save my
00:51:24campaign but i had my heart set on someone else someone i have really real feelings for maybe even
00:51:31love who is it i shouldn't act on it because it would be a scandal a senator and press would devour me
00:51:39because she's my intern i think i'm in love with my assistant sarah really
00:51:46oh my god he loves me what should i tell him i feel the same way
00:51:58well i know sarah and i'm certain that she feels the same about you
00:52:04that's the best news i've ever heard do you know where sarah is um i need to talk to her i want to
00:52:08talk to um she wants to talk to you too she'll meet you in your office after this event perfect thank
00:52:18you beth
00:52:30he loves me he loves me
00:52:33but how will he react when i tell him i've been pretending to be beth will he hate me for it sarah
00:52:43i need to see you me too topher i need to tell you something it's something that i've been meaning
00:52:48to tell you for a long time but not now guys yes now the answer can wait uh what is the intern doing
00:52:56here lonely with you sarah and i need a few minutes alone to speak just give us a few minutes this is
00:53:01important a lot more important than whatever you need to talk to some farm girl intern about you're
00:53:06rising fast in the polls and it's days before the election you're tied with senator hessler
00:53:10it's all thanks to your relationship with beth people love her she's our secret weapon
00:53:16seriously people love me but not the real me the rich blonde they've been pretending to be politics
00:53:23is so ridiculous i see it's good news just give us a few minutes to talk no time we have to do a
00:53:30press conference to keep the momentum going wait we're not doing any press conferences
00:53:38without a moment alone with sarah now jesus get your priorities straight what could you possibly need
00:53:44to talk to her about now sarah i've been dying to get you alone for a moment too topher i know it's
00:53:57dangerous and scandalous but i need to tell you that i wait
00:54:05you're beth it's you it's you you're beth topher i wanted to tell you but i sarah beth
00:54:24whoever you are why i had hardly left the farm my entire life before i came here but i came here
00:54:31because of you because i believed in your campaign you inspired me that doesn't explain
00:54:37why you pretended to be a socialite i wasn't pretending i was just having fun i didn't know it
00:54:41was you that night but then then we had that night together a beautiful magical night
00:54:52then i came to the office and you walked in and i knew that if anyone found out you weren't sleeping
00:54:59with your intern it would ruin my campaign i had to protect you tophar so i pretended to be beth
00:55:10say something tophar please
00:55:14i have feelings for you sarah i can't if anyone found out senator hessler used this information to
00:55:22destroy you to destroy you it would ruin both of us i'm willing to take that risk but i can't
00:55:30i believe in you your campaign is too important i can't jeopardize it okay i love you no
00:55:41now if he gets intimate with his assistant it's game over for all of us
00:55:44so keep it professional please hey what's going on
00:55:58the press is outside they want a statement about your rising polls come on the election's tied
00:56:04what the hell does he need to talk to you about so badly nothing it's none of your business
00:56:18you're so important to him
00:56:22this is his speech make yourself useful and give it to him now hurry
00:56:35now you'll be fired hick
00:56:46it's just your speech
00:56:54thank you all for coming tonight i'm here to talk about an urgent issue
00:57:04you know i could stand up here and give you all a scripted speech like most politicians
00:57:27but i'm a different candidate
00:57:28so why don't we flip the script you ask me any question and i will answer
00:57:36any questions
00:57:44this is a serious campaign to defeat an evil senator
00:57:48but how am i supposed to win if my own staff is sabotaging me with a blank speech who gave him the
00:57:54speech who
00:57:58farm girl did it i saw her give the speech to him no that's not true so you didn't give him the paper
00:58:04no yes i i did give him the paper are you trying to sabotage us are you working for senator hustler
00:58:11i didn't do this but we have to fire her that's right fire the incompetent
00:58:18wait rebecca gave me the papers and told me to give them to him
00:58:24you pathetic lying hick i'm not a liar and stop calling me a hick enough
00:58:31i can't believe that sarah would do this she's a good person i want her to stick around no matter
00:58:38what she gave you the papers there's one easy way to prove this check the printer id
00:58:45sue printing out these pages what but but sarah did it i she did it case closed the end fire her
00:58:53case is closed rebecca your id code was used to print the pages out
00:59:00no i it's not what it looks like this is your final warning you do one more thing to ruin my
00:59:06campaign or demean sarah one more time and you're fired i need to speak with you alone tofer mr stinnett
00:59:17i can't i won't be the reason to stay in the election so let's keep the profession wait sarah sir
00:59:30you're needed in the film studio for your final campaign ad forget about the intern
00:59:35we need to go now i'm only going if sarah goes
00:59:39why senator hesler's reckless i i mean radical ideas cut tofer what's going on i'm fine let's just
00:59:55go for another take what the hell did you do for him girl what did you say to him in his office for
01:00:00once in your life rebecca just leave me alone leave you alone i don't know what you did but i know that
01:00:07this is somehow your fault you screwed with the candidate's mind and now he's going to lose no
01:00:12i only want him to win well whatever you're doing you're doing a terrible job idiot action i'm christopher
01:00:20stinnett vote for me stinnett senate vote for the senate and i'm here to talk about love love cut cut
01:00:31what tofer what's going on why are you looking at an an intern it's just in it i'm here i just want
01:00:45to see you do your best i know you can win this so let's see it let's go again another take
01:00:52senator hesler runs on fear and hatred i'm a different kind of candidate i believe everyone
01:01:03deserves respect and admiration whether you're a high-powered ceo or a working girl on a farm
01:01:09i believe that everyone should follow their heart and their passions whether it's popular or not
01:01:14love conquers hate and love is worth taking this for this election don't let fear control you follow
01:01:23your heart vote for love i'm christopher stinnett and i approve this message cut that was fantastic bravo
01:01:34what's gotten into you man let's keep filming you can give orders to your intern later i'm tired of
01:01:45later i want to talk now mr stinnett don't call me mr stinnett to you it's just over
01:01:55excuse me where are you going that was great sir thank you
01:01:59before you say anything sarah i want you i need you to for what about the election screw
01:02:10politics you're more important i don't care how it affects the campaign i want to be together for real if
01:02:18if you do
01:02:29do
01:02:31do
01:02:33do
01:02:39do
01:02:41do
01:02:43do
01:02:45That was so beautiful.
01:03:10Sarah, I want to thank you.
01:03:12For what?
01:03:13You've made me happy.
01:03:14Truly happy.
01:03:16I've been so focused on my career.
01:03:19I've never had a chance to feel love like this.
01:03:21I feel the same way.
01:03:23When I win, the first thing I'm going to do is let the whole world know you're my girl.
01:03:28We will win, Mr. Future Senator.
01:03:33We need to commemorate this moment with a drink.
01:03:37Be careful.
01:03:40Ouch.
01:03:42Are you okay?
01:03:44Yeah, I just cut my finger.
01:03:46Don't move.
01:03:49I don't want to let you get hurt again.
01:03:53Not a big deal.
01:03:56Don't move.
01:03:57I don't care if she's us together.
01:04:14I'm still your intern.
01:04:15The world still thinks you're engaged to death.
01:04:17We've been trying to reach you.
01:04:26Damn.
01:04:26What's going on?
01:04:28Are you having an affair?
01:04:31Is there someone in here?
01:04:33I'm entitled to my privacy.
01:04:35Get out.
01:04:35This is a political campaign.
01:04:37There's no such thing as privacy.
01:04:41Oh, sorry.
01:04:43Beth, I...
01:04:44Topher, I didn't realize you were with your fiancé.
01:04:47What happened to your finger, Beth?
01:04:48Can't handle all the candidates' passion in the bedroom?
01:04:51Enough.
01:04:51Rebecca, get out.
01:04:52I apologize, sir.
01:04:55I came to tell you we're officially tied in the polls.
01:04:58We'll see you in the morning.
01:05:03Did you hear that?
01:05:04Just a few more days without any scandals,
01:05:07and you'll be a U.S. senator.
01:05:09You can call us for some celebration.
01:05:11Thanks, sir.
01:05:12Where were you?
01:05:19Farm girl, give me a pen, quickly.
01:05:20Your finger is injured, just like...
01:05:25Excuse me.
01:05:26No, why would you fire me?
01:05:27I'm the one who set it up.
01:05:28I called Beth.
01:05:30Topher, I wasn't sure if I should come,
01:05:32but Sarah convinced me to.
01:05:35Holy shit.
01:05:38Holy shit.
01:05:41You are Beth.
01:05:43Becca, please keep your voice down.
01:05:45You lying slut!
01:05:47I don't know how it works on the corn farm,
01:05:51but in the real world,
01:05:52there are consequences.
01:05:54Do you know what this means?
01:05:57A candidate for Senate
01:05:59sleeping with his intern?
01:06:02This will be a huge scandal.
01:06:04Christopher will lose the election.
01:06:07Thank you for the reminder,
01:06:07but no one will know
01:06:09if you don't
01:06:09how did a
01:06:10dumb,
01:06:12poor farm girl
01:06:14like you
01:06:14seduce the hottest,
01:06:17most eligible bachelor
01:06:18in the state?
01:06:19Did you
01:06:19drug him or something?
01:06:21He should have been mine.
01:06:23Let's keep your voice down.
01:06:25What is going on?
01:06:27I warned you
01:06:28about yelling at Sarah.
01:06:29I just found out
01:06:30you're sleeping with this slut.
01:06:33Not only is it shocking,
01:06:35it'll end
01:06:36your career.
01:06:37I know
01:06:38that you do not
01:06:39care about her,
01:06:40so just
01:06:41dump her
01:06:42now
01:06:42and we'll figure it out.
01:06:43I don't care about her.
01:06:47I love her.
01:06:51I don't care about her.
01:06:55I love her.
01:06:59Sorry,
01:06:59I was on a call.
01:07:00What's going on here?
01:07:02Topher,
01:07:03I need your help
01:07:03finalizing this press release.
01:07:05Let's go.
01:07:06They should be mine.
01:07:08You stupid,
01:07:09lying,
01:07:10slutty,
01:07:11corn-growing hick.
01:07:12For the last time,
01:07:14my family
01:07:14grows Brussels sprouts.
01:07:16And remember
01:07:17what happened
01:07:17the last time
01:07:18you called me a hick?
01:07:18Topher threatened
01:07:19to fire you.
01:07:21Just think what
01:07:22my boyfriend
01:07:22will do
01:07:23when he finds out.
01:07:26Oh no.
01:07:27Our girl,
01:07:27we should really
01:07:28be more careful.
01:07:29I'm fine.
01:07:36I'm fine.
01:07:37I'm okay.
01:07:39Did you do this?
01:07:40What?
01:07:42No,
01:07:43of course not.
01:07:44I warned you,
01:07:45Rebecca.
01:07:46If the hick
01:07:47says I pushed her,
01:07:49she's lying.
01:07:50I warned you
01:07:50about the name calling.
01:07:51I will not tolerate
01:07:53members of my staff
01:07:55being cruel.
01:07:56I didn't.
01:07:56Enough!
01:07:57I...
01:07:57You're fired.
01:07:59What?
01:08:01That stupid bitch lied.
01:08:04No,
01:08:05Topher,
01:08:05you can't fire
01:08:06your senior staff
01:08:06this close
01:08:07to election night.
01:08:08Yes,
01:08:08I can.
01:08:10You evil bitch.
01:08:12I'll make you pay.
01:08:14This is a big mistake.
01:08:19I will always
01:08:20protect you,
01:08:21Sarah.
01:08:22I know,
01:08:23Topher,
01:08:24but aren't you
01:08:24worried now that
01:08:25she knows
01:08:26that she's gonna
01:08:26go and tell
01:08:27Senator Hustler
01:08:28and the media
01:08:28you're sleeping
01:08:29with your intern?
01:08:30As long as
01:08:31I can be with you.
01:08:32What?
01:08:33Don't worry.
01:08:35Becca's just jealous.
01:08:36She cares about
01:08:37this campaign
01:08:37too much
01:08:38and destroy it.
01:08:39I don't care
01:08:40about that right now.
01:08:41All I care about
01:08:42is you.
01:08:44Did you mean it
01:08:45when you said
01:08:46that you loved me?
01:08:48Of course I did.
01:08:50I love you,
01:08:51Sarah.
01:08:53I love you too.
01:09:02Sarah,
01:09:03what do you think
01:09:04about this line
01:09:05for the debate tonight?
01:09:08I like it.
01:09:10I'm glad you like it.
01:09:13I think that's enough
01:09:16input from the intern.
01:09:19We have an election
01:09:20tomorrow
01:09:21and a debate
01:09:22against Hustler
01:09:23in a couple of hours.
01:09:24No more distractions.
01:09:27Let's go.
01:09:27Come on,
01:09:30get your head in the game.
01:09:31Trust me,
01:09:32I'm gonna rob that.
01:09:33Sarah,
01:09:34would you care to join us?
01:09:35No,
01:09:35Topher,
01:09:36she's not coming.
01:09:37You're engaged to bet.
01:09:39I'm not gonna let the media
01:09:40see the lusty ways
01:09:41you look at your intern.
01:09:42She's not coming!
01:09:43When he goes low,
01:09:52you go high.
01:09:54In the debate,
01:09:54I need you to emphasize
01:09:55love over hate.
01:09:57Hate,
01:09:58right here.
01:09:59Get that?
01:09:59Yeah.
01:10:00Where's Sarah?
01:10:01Hi,
01:10:11I'm Sarah
01:10:12from the Christopher
01:10:12Stenet campaign.
01:10:13He's expecting me.
01:10:15Sarah,
01:10:16yes,
01:10:17here you are.
01:10:19His campaign manager
01:10:20specifically told me
01:10:22to keep you up.
01:10:23Go away.
01:10:24But,
01:10:31hi,
01:10:34I'm here for my fiancee's
01:10:35interview.
01:10:36My name's Sarah.
01:10:36I know you are.
01:10:37You're Beth,
01:10:38please.
01:10:39Go right in.
01:10:40Oh,
01:10:41good luck tonight.
01:10:45Sarah,
01:10:45I'm so glad you're here.
01:10:47You're my good luck job.
01:10:54Sorry,
01:10:54Beth,
01:10:55what?
01:10:56Wait,
01:10:57Sarah?
01:10:58You're sleeping
01:10:59with your intern?
01:11:01Oh my God.
01:11:02Beth doesn't even exist.
01:11:04It's been Sarah
01:11:05this whole time?
01:11:06Calm down.
01:11:08I ordered you
01:11:08not to come here.
01:11:10You're a scandal
01:11:11waiting to happen.
01:11:12We're in love.
01:11:13He wants me
01:11:14at this debate.
01:11:15You stupid.
01:11:16Hey.
01:11:17That's
01:11:18my girl.
01:11:19Your girl?
01:11:20Jesus,
01:11:21Tophar,
01:11:21this is a disaster.
01:11:23You've let this
01:11:24little farm girl
01:11:25hijack your entire
01:11:26campaign.
01:11:28Dump her now
01:11:28and kick her out.
01:11:31We'll resign
01:11:31as your campaign manager.
01:11:35Sarah,
01:11:36the election
01:11:37is in two days.
01:11:39I can't do this
01:11:39without a brilliant
01:11:40campaign manager.
01:11:41Congratulations,
01:11:42Sarah.
01:11:43You're my new
01:11:44campaign manager.
01:11:45What?
01:11:46Your services
01:11:47are no longer needed.
01:11:50Good luck winning
01:11:51without me.
01:11:51Go out there.
01:12:00Kick Senator Hussler's
01:12:01gun.
01:12:07Hey,
01:12:08warm slut.
01:12:10Becca,
01:12:11Tophar fired you.
01:12:12What are you doing?
01:12:13Are you even here?
01:12:15I'm working for
01:12:15Senator Hussler.
01:12:17And I told him
01:12:18everything.
01:12:19How Tophar is
01:12:20sleeping with you,
01:12:21his intern.
01:12:24This debate is
01:12:25about to be
01:12:26a blast.
01:12:28Becca,
01:12:28I can't believe
01:12:29you defected
01:12:29to the enemy
01:12:30because you hate
01:12:31me that much.
01:12:32You really
01:12:32are spideless.
01:12:34What are you
01:12:34going to do
01:12:34about it,
01:12:35farm girl?
01:12:36Try and fight
01:12:37me?
01:12:37No.
01:12:40I don't fight.
01:12:41I go to war.
01:12:42We are live
01:12:45for the Senate
01:12:45debate between
01:12:46Senator Hussler
01:12:47and his challenger,
01:12:48Christopher Stinnett.
01:12:51That's a lie,
01:12:52Senator.
01:12:53We saw you
01:12:54fire a gun
01:12:55indoors
01:12:55at a press
01:12:56conference.
01:12:57We all saw
01:12:58the video.
01:12:59What video?
01:13:01If there
01:13:02was a video
01:13:02fake,
01:13:04you are
01:13:05really
01:13:06getting nasty
01:13:07in the dirt
01:13:08like a
01:13:10farm girl.
01:13:12You and your
01:13:13boyfriend are
01:13:14about to be
01:13:15drowning in
01:13:16scandal.
01:13:16And speaking
01:13:17of farm girls,
01:13:19you have one
01:13:20as your intern,
01:13:21right?
01:13:23Stinnett,
01:13:23are you
01:13:24sleeping with
01:13:25your intern?
01:13:27You are
01:13:29having an
01:13:31unethical,
01:13:32immoral,
01:13:33disgusting,
01:13:36tall dream
01:13:36affair with
01:13:38one of your
01:13:38employees.
01:13:39Your intern!
01:13:39I...
01:13:42Hang on.
01:13:44No.
01:13:46This.
01:13:51What are you
01:13:51smiling about?
01:13:53Your boyfriend
01:13:53is about to be
01:13:54destroyed.
01:13:57Topher sees
01:13:58the best in
01:13:58people,
01:13:59but on the
01:14:00farm,
01:14:00I learned to
01:14:01trust my gut.
01:14:02I knew you
01:14:03would do
01:14:03something desperate
01:14:04when he fired
01:14:04you,
01:14:05so I prepared
01:14:07for this.
01:14:07You rang,
01:14:10Sarah?
01:14:10How the hell
01:14:11can a maid
01:14:12help you?
01:14:15All you have
01:14:15to do is
01:14:16tell the truth.
01:14:25Candy,
01:14:26I mean,
01:14:27who are you?
01:14:28You've spent
01:14:29your entire
01:14:29campaign mocking
01:14:30and demeaning
01:14:31women.
01:14:32Now it's time
01:14:33for me to give
01:14:33you a taste
01:14:34of your own
01:14:34medicine.
01:14:35Ah,
01:14:37come on,
01:14:38Senator H,
01:14:39you know
01:14:40me.
01:14:41I didn't
01:14:42sleep with
01:14:42your opponent
01:14:43like you
01:14:44paid me to,
01:14:46but I sure
01:14:46did sleep
01:14:47with you,
01:14:48big boy.
01:14:51I am a
01:14:52religious,
01:14:53moral family
01:14:54man,
01:14:55and I
01:14:55did not
01:14:56have sex
01:14:57with this
01:14:57woman.
01:14:58now turn
01:15:08that damn
01:15:08thing off.
01:15:09We have a
01:15:10bigger scandal
01:15:11right here.
01:15:12Tofu is not
01:15:13only screwing
01:15:14his intern,
01:15:16his fiance
01:15:17isn't real.
01:15:19He lied,
01:15:20he lied,
01:15:20he lied.
01:15:22Christopher
01:15:22standing,
01:15:23he slept
01:15:24with his intern,
01:15:25then he lied
01:15:26to all
01:15:26of you
01:15:27to pretend
01:15:27that his
01:15:28fiance
01:15:28was a
01:15:29social
01:15:30liar.
01:15:34I.
01:15:35After we
01:15:36destroy your
01:15:37life tonight,
01:15:38you'll have
01:15:38no choice
01:15:39but to run
01:15:39home to your
01:15:40little corn
01:15:40farm.
01:15:41I.
01:15:42I, I, I,
01:15:43you lied,
01:15:44admit it,
01:15:45and then drop
01:15:46out of this
01:15:47race in
01:15:47disgrace.
01:15:49Fool.
01:15:49I.
01:15:56You're
01:15:57right.
01:15:59I wasn't
01:15:59honest about
01:16:00my personal
01:16:00life.
01:16:02You all
01:16:03deserve the
01:16:04truth straight
01:16:05from me.
01:16:05Scandal.
01:16:07Godless,
01:16:08unethical,
01:16:09immoral,
01:16:10lying,
01:16:12S.O.B.
01:16:13I did
01:16:14lie.
01:16:15But the
01:16:16difference
01:16:16between us,
01:16:18you lied
01:16:19for cruelty
01:16:19and power.
01:16:20I did
01:16:22it for
01:16:22love.
01:16:25Sarah,
01:16:26I love
01:16:27you,
01:16:27and I want
01:16:28everyone to
01:16:28know it.
01:16:29I care more
01:16:30about you
01:16:31than I care
01:16:31about winning
01:16:32this election.
01:16:34Will you
01:16:34please come
01:16:35onto the
01:16:35debate stage
01:16:36with me?
01:16:36He wants
01:16:37me to go
01:16:38on national
01:16:38TV?
01:16:39Don't do
01:16:40it,
01:16:40heck.
01:16:41They can
01:16:41do this
01:16:42for Topher.
01:16:48What in
01:16:49the hell
01:16:50are you
01:16:50doing?
01:16:51This is
01:16:52a TPD,
01:16:53a televised
01:16:54political
01:16:55debate.
01:16:55You can't
01:16:56bring pride.
01:16:57You think
01:16:57all women
01:16:57are objects?
01:17:00Sarah
01:17:00is not
01:17:01a pride
01:17:02you said.
01:17:03This is
01:17:04highly
01:17:05irregular.
01:17:06This is
01:17:06cheating.
01:17:07This is
01:17:07rigging the
01:17:08election.
01:17:08And this
01:17:09girl's got
01:17:09no
01:17:10No.
01:17:11My name
01:17:12is Sarah,
01:17:12not girl.
01:17:14You want
01:17:15to talk
01:17:15about rights?
01:17:17You've
01:17:17been fighting
01:17:18to take
01:17:19away women's
01:17:19rights,
01:17:20Senator.
01:17:21You've
01:17:21demeaned
01:17:21and degraded
01:17:22women for
01:17:23far too
01:17:23long.
01:17:24Shut up.
01:17:26Sit down,
01:17:27woman!
01:17:27No.
01:17:28I'm showing
01:17:29you what it's
01:17:30like to
01:17:30finally have
01:17:31a powerful
01:17:31woman stand
01:17:32up to you,
01:17:33you sexist
01:17:34woman.
01:17:36Give him
01:17:37hell, babe.
01:17:38I'm not
01:17:38his intern.
01:17:40I'm his
01:17:41campaign manager.
01:17:43What?
01:17:44When I first
01:17:45met this
01:17:45woman,
01:17:46there was a
01:17:46case of
01:17:47mistaken
01:17:47identity.
01:17:48I didn't
01:17:49know she
01:17:49was my
01:17:50intern,
01:17:51and she
01:17:51didn't
01:17:51know I
01:17:51was her
01:17:52boss.
01:17:52Topher
01:17:53thought I
01:17:53was a
01:17:53socialite
01:17:54named
01:17:54Beth.
01:17:55And because
01:17:56Senator
01:17:56Hessler is
01:17:57a psychopath
01:17:58who was
01:17:59stalking
01:18:00Topher in
01:18:00an attempt
01:18:01to bring
01:18:01him down,
01:18:02I was
01:18:03afraid to
01:18:03create a
01:18:04scandal.
01:18:05So yes,
01:18:06I pretended
01:18:07to be Beth
01:18:07in public.
01:18:08But I
01:18:09didn't fall
01:18:09in love
01:18:09with Beth.
01:18:11I fell
01:18:12in love
01:18:12with Sarah.
01:18:12Some
01:18:14things are
01:18:14more
01:18:14important
01:18:14than
01:18:15elections,
01:18:16than
01:18:16politics.
01:18:18But I
01:18:19love you,
01:18:19Sarah.
01:18:20Win,
01:18:21win,
01:18:21or
01:18:21lose,
01:18:22I want
01:18:22to be
01:18:22with you.
01:18:23Oh,
01:18:24M.G.
01:18:25I am
01:18:26so
01:18:26confused.
01:18:27Is it Beth?
01:18:28Is it Sarah?
01:18:28Is it Clark
01:18:29Hand?
01:18:29Is it
01:18:29Spider-Man?
01:18:30Either
01:18:31way,
01:18:31you guys
01:18:32had an
01:18:32illicit
01:18:32affair,
01:18:33and you
01:18:33lied about
01:18:33your
01:18:34engagement.
01:18:35For
01:18:35once,
01:18:35Senator,
01:18:36you're
01:18:37right.
01:18:38We're
01:18:39not
01:18:39engaged.
01:18:41But I'm
01:18:41here to
01:18:41correct that.
01:18:42Sarah,
01:18:53I love
01:18:53you.
01:18:54Whether
01:18:54I win
01:18:54or lose
01:18:55this
01:18:55election,
01:18:56I don't
01:18:56want to
01:18:56lose you.
01:18:58Will
01:18:58you
01:18:58marry me?
01:19:00Yes,
01:19:00of course
01:19:01I'll
01:19:01marry you.
01:19:07Woo!
01:19:11Ah,
01:19:11no!
01:19:12I will
01:19:14have you
01:19:14criminally
01:19:15investigated.
01:19:16I've done
01:19:17it before.
01:19:18I've stolen
01:19:19so much money
01:19:20from the
01:19:21Senate.
01:19:22I'm rich,
01:19:23and I'll use
01:19:23this money to
01:19:24destroy you
01:19:25and to bribe
01:19:26prosecutors
01:19:27to investigate
01:19:28you.
01:19:29Ha!
01:19:31No!
01:19:32Senator,
01:19:32stop talking!
01:19:33It's all taken
01:19:34out of context.
01:19:35It's about
01:19:35time you
01:19:36admitted to
01:19:36your crime,
01:19:37Senator.
01:19:39Hey,
01:19:39I didn't mean
01:19:40it.
01:19:41It's all
01:19:41taken out
01:19:42of context.
01:19:43If you see
01:19:44a clip of me
01:19:44on some
01:19:45video admitting
01:19:46crimes,
01:19:47it is a
01:19:48fake AI
01:19:49video!
01:19:50A cheap fake
01:19:51fake news!
01:19:51Do a commercial
01:19:53now!
01:19:54What?
01:19:54What?
01:19:55What?
01:20:05Senator,
01:20:06we can figure this out.
01:20:08Silence,
01:20:09you
01:20:09incompetent woman!
01:20:11Go!
01:20:11Talk to the media!
01:20:13Get them
01:20:14to
01:20:15report
01:20:15Senate
01:20:16scandal!
01:20:17I tried.
01:20:18They don't care.
01:20:20They love him
01:20:20and his
01:20:21farm girl
01:20:22love story.
01:20:23Farm girl?
01:20:24Ooh,
01:20:24that is kind of hot.
01:20:26I can't lose
01:20:27this election!
01:20:29Oh,
01:20:29shark!
01:20:30Oh,
01:20:30shark!
01:20:31Oh,
01:20:31I've met
01:20:32a huge
01:20:32snake.
01:20:35You can't
01:20:35have a nice
01:20:36service.
01:20:37Oh,
01:20:37the volcano's
01:20:38erupted.
01:20:39No matter
01:20:39what happens,
01:20:40we ran a good
01:20:41campaign.
01:20:42I'm forever
01:20:43grateful
01:20:43for all of
01:20:44you who
01:20:44have helped.
01:20:46No regrets.
01:20:48You crushed
01:20:49Senator Hessler
01:20:49in the debate,
01:20:50but he has
01:20:51a big base
01:20:52of support.
01:20:53This will be
01:20:54an extremely
01:20:54close election.
01:20:5650-50 coin toss.
01:20:58You need to relax.
01:21:00Come with me.
01:21:06As your campaign
01:21:07manager,
01:21:07I disagree
01:21:08with the staff.
01:21:10The voters
01:21:10don't want
01:21:10cruelty.
01:21:11They want
01:21:12hope.
01:21:13I think
01:21:14you'll win
01:21:14in a landside.
01:21:16I hope so.
01:21:17But if I lose,
01:21:19it's not your
01:21:20fault.
01:21:21No matter
01:21:21what,
01:21:21I still love
01:21:22you and I
01:21:22can't wait
01:21:22to marry you.
01:21:24Me too.
01:21:25But you
01:21:26won't lose.
01:21:27An election
01:21:27this close
01:21:28will take
01:21:29hours for
01:21:30the results
01:21:30to come in.
01:21:32I think I
01:21:32will know
01:21:33what we
01:21:33can do
01:21:33to kill
01:21:34some time
01:21:34together.
01:21:37They're
01:21:37about to
01:21:37call it.
01:21:43Senator
01:21:43Hessler
01:21:44has been
01:21:44defeated.
01:21:45It is a
01:21:46landslide
01:21:47for Christopher
01:21:48Stinnett,
01:21:48our new
01:21:49U.S.
01:21:50Senator.
01:21:53Yes!
01:21:54Yeah!
01:21:56Yes!
01:21:57Senator,
01:22:00you won because
01:22:06of commotion.
01:22:07You were right.
01:22:09Congratulations,
01:22:10both of you,
01:22:11on a great victory
01:22:12and a great victory.
01:22:17Woo!
01:22:18Yes!
01:22:19Oh!
01:22:20Yeah!
01:22:22Senator,
01:22:27I'm just coming.
01:22:36I'm the luckiest
01:22:37man in Washington
01:22:38because I have
01:22:39you.
01:22:40What?
01:22:42I don't know
01:22:44what you want.
01:22:46When I left
01:22:46the farm,
01:22:47I wanted to help
01:22:48change the world.
01:22:49But I never
01:22:50imagined I would
01:22:51end up here.
01:22:53Okay,
01:22:53let's get to
01:22:54the end.
01:22:55And now
01:22:55pronounce you
01:22:55Senator and
01:22:56wife.
01:23:04Woo!
01:23:04Woo!
01:23:05Yeah!
01:23:06Yeah!
01:23:08Mrs.
01:23:09Senator,
01:23:10the honeymoon
01:23:11can wait.
01:23:11First.
01:23:14Let's change
01:23:15the world.
01:23:16Get us a copy
01:23:17of our
01:23:17women's right
01:23:17amendment.
01:23:18Let's make
01:23:19this thing
01:23:19into law.
01:23:21Yeah!
01:23:21Yeah!
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