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00:00Hello, what can I get for you?
00:21Hey, I'll have the smash burger and just a cup of black coffee.
00:27Perfect.
00:28My name is Delilah, let me know if you need anything else, okay?
00:31Yeah, my name is George.
00:34Okay, I'll be back with your meal.
00:41Check for you whenever you're ready.
00:45Oh, no, um...
00:47Oh, let me guess, no money?
00:49I just think I left my wallet at home.
00:51Starving actor?
00:54Um, yeah, I'm just down on my luck.
00:58Don't worry about it.
01:00I'll cover you this time, okay?
01:02Really?
01:03Look, I'll pay you back.
01:04I promise.
01:05Just get out of here.
01:07Go.
01:08Okay.
01:09Okay.
01:10Maybe there still are some good women after all.
01:15Nothing?
01:16Nothing.
01:17What do you mean she gets nothing?
01:18She signed a prenup.
01:19She's entitled to nothing.
01:20Let me see that.
01:21This looks like a marriage license.
01:22You told me I was signing our marriage certificate.
01:24You should have read the fine print.
01:25You tricked her?!
01:26Shame on you!
01:27Okay, can we go?
01:29I have an a-all appointment.
01:31Whore.
01:32You do, however, get child support.
01:47Wait, what?
01:48I'm sorry i made you go for something, but that happened.
01:51for it. Wait, what? I'm sorry. That's the law. Well, fuck the law.
02:07Andy, you're having an affair with your secretary? I want a divorce. I think it's time you find
02:13your own place. Fine.
02:21Hello, what can I get for you? Hey, I'll have the smash burger and just a cup of black coffee.
02:43Perfect. My name is Delilah. Let me know if you need anything else, okay? Yeah, my name
02:47is George. Okay, I'll be back with your meal. Check for you whenever you're ready. Oh, no,
03:02um... Oh, let me guess. No money? I just think I left my wallet at home. Starving actor? Um, yeah,
03:12I'm just down on my luck. Don't worry about it. I'll cover you this time, okay?
03:17Really? Look, I'll pay you back. I promise. Just get out of here. Go. Okay. Maybe there
03:29still are some good women after all. Nothing? Nothing. What do you mean she gets nothing?
03:38She signed a prenup. She's entitled to nothing. Let me see that.
03:47This looks like a marriage license.
03:51You told me I was signing our marriage certificate.
03:54You should have read the fine print. You tricked her? Shame on you. Okay, can we go? I have a nail point, man.
04:03Whore! You do, however, get child support. Wait, what?
04:09I'm sorry. That's the law.
04:13Fuck the law.
04:14Andy, you're having an affair with your secretary?
04:27I want a divorce. I think it's time you find your own place.
04:30Fine. I want a divorce.
04:32I'm a horrible mother.
04:33I want a divorce.
04:34I want a divorce.
04:35I want a divorce.
04:36I want a divorce.
04:37I want a divorce.
04:38I want a divorce.
04:39I want a divorce.
04:40I want a divorce.
04:41I want a divorce.
04:42I want a divorce.
04:43I want a divorce.
04:44I want a divorce.
04:45I want a divorce.
04:46I want a divorce.
04:47I want a divorce.
04:48I want a divorce.
04:49I want a divorce.
04:50I want a divorce.
04:51I want a divorce.
04:52I want a divorce.
04:53I want a divorce.
04:54I want a divorce.
04:55I want a divorce.
04:56I want a divorce.
04:57I want a divorce.
04:58I want a divorce.
04:59I want a divorce.
05:00I want a divorce.
05:01my sketches and if you told me that you would show those to the design department
05:09Delilah you're a housewife you're not a designer
05:12perfect
05:20Roland there's another leak in the ceiling
05:31I'm getting bored I want to go lie down
05:52sure I'll keep an eye on things
05:54the fuck you need to get out of my room
06:05I said you need to get out of my room
06:07everyone out
06:11this is my house this is my life so get out
06:16get everyone the fuck out of here now
06:19alright people party's over let's go party's over
06:23let's go
06:53Hey George, welcome back.
06:58Hey.
07:00This is the money that I owe you.
07:05What can I get for you?
07:06I'll take a black coffee.
07:07Coffee?
07:08Yeah.
07:09Sure.
07:11Be back with that.
07:12Okay.
07:15Let me guess.
07:17Acting not going so well?
07:20I've hit a bit of a dry patch, yeah.
07:24I don't believe in love.
07:27Fine.
07:28I want a divorce.
07:29Did you hear him?
07:30I ruined my son.
07:31Your son is fantastic, but Benji needs to stay in love if he's ever going to hire himself.
07:36Just try to keep your heart open.
07:38If not for yourself or Benji.
07:41I think I have an idea.
07:43Okay.
07:44What is that?
07:45I want to hire you.
07:47You want to hire me?
07:49To pretend to be in love with me.
07:51An acting gig.
07:52I really want my son to see what it looks like for someone to love me.
07:57You know?
07:58A happy couple.
08:00Oh, um, yeah.
08:03I cannot pay you much, but it seems like you need the money.
08:08What do you say?
08:12Deal.
08:13Deal.
08:14Deal.
08:15Deal.
08:16Deal.
08:17Come on.
08:18Two more.
08:19Last one.
08:20Okay.
08:21Good work.
08:22Good work.
08:23Yeah.
08:24Hey, can I tell you something?
08:25Well, that's never good.
08:26You ready?
08:27As ready as I could be.
08:28I'm going to be an actor.
08:29You what?
08:30Look, some waitress, someone needed my help, and I agreed.
08:34You realize you're a famous billionaire, right?
08:35Yeah, she doesn't know that part yet, but, um, look, man, she's super sweet.
08:41And she, um, and she wants to show her son that love is real.
08:45Totally normal request.
08:46Look, man, I just need something.
08:47Something different, you know, I can't do anything.
08:51Came to it?
08:52I want to look at her son and I can't do anything.
08:53I can do anything.
08:54But it's time, you know, I can do it every day.
08:57Let me feel that I can do it every day.
08:58More.
08:59I can.
09:00That's all right.
09:01No.
09:02No.
09:03No.
09:04I can't do anything.
09:05Okay.
09:06No.
09:07man, I just need something. Something different. You know, I can't do this anymore. I'm just sick
09:12of this lifestyle and just feel so empty. Okay, so let me get this straight. You got hired to
09:17pretend to be some waitress's boyfriend? Yeah. Okay, crazy things have happened. I got your
09:25back, boss. Thanks, Dino. And you'll see, she's great. Whatever you say, boss. Another set?
09:31Okay. Oh my god. Why you agreed to pay the bills is beyond me, Sharon. No idea what you're
09:40doing. What's this? Oh, no. Let's do. It's not good. Urgent child support.
09:53Last notice of child support must pay. We'll not be paying that.
10:05Oh, fuck. No, no, no, no. Damn it. Fucking hell. Hello, Delilah.
10:34You look quite nice tonight. Why, thank you, George. You look quite nice as well.
10:53Why, thank you, George. You look quite nice too. Can I offer you something to drink? No.
11:04Thank you. I'm fine.
11:13This is going to be great.
11:16Okay.
11:17Come on, Benji. Come on. You can do it, Benji. Come on. Come on, Benji. Hit the ball
11:29for once. Let's go, Benji. You're doing great. Hey, Tony. Hey, Delilah. Looking good as always.
11:40Somebody likes you. Shut up. You're right, Benji. He does. Nice with that dribble. Nice.
11:49Shh. Oh, my God. That's him.
12:02That's who?
12:04Uh, the guy that I hired to pretend to be my boyfriend.
12:09Delilah, what are you talking about?
12:11He's coming over.
12:12What are you talking about?
12:13Hey, George.
12:15Hey, Delilah.
12:22Oh, for Christ's sake. Man up, boy.
12:25Don't say that. Oh, my God. Can I go? I'm so bored.
12:29Oh, for fuck's sake.
12:30Thank God. I have a mini-pedi.
12:32Come on. Let's get out of here.
12:34You don't want to say hi to him?
12:35No.
12:38It's a little harsh to say to your kid.
12:40Who the fuck are you?
12:42I'm George. I'm Delilah's new boyfriend.
12:48Delilah's new boyfriend.
12:51Yes.
12:52Yeah.
12:53We are dating.
12:55What, do they run out of pizza boys, hon?
12:58He's an actor.
13:00Oh, he's an actor.
13:01That makes it even better.
13:02Wow.
13:03You are such a riot, Delilah.
13:05Just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber, you proved me wrong.
13:08What's that, bud?
13:12Nothing.
13:13We gotta get out of here.
13:15Wish you two the best.
13:18Hey, asshole!
13:21Where's the child support?
13:24Don't worry, Boopie. I'll handle it.
13:26You just focus on making the ka-ching.
13:28I think I just wanted it in my mouth.
13:34All right, I think I'm gonna get going, but, um, I'll see you tomorrow for the date, right?
13:38Yes, yes, yes, our date.
13:42See you tomorrow.
13:46Girl, you better tell me everything now.
13:50No, no, no, no, no, no.
14:00You're not supposed to do that.
14:01I'm a starving artist.
14:02They have lint on their shirts.
14:03I still think this is a harebrained idea.
14:07Dino, this is the first time in my life where I can be a normal person.
14:11Nobody after my money or my status or what I can do for them.
14:16Delilah doesn't want anything from me.
14:18She just wants me to play a role.
14:21I do have to say, it's nice to see you smile again.
14:28Yeah, it's gonna be nice.
14:30You'll see.
14:31And you should take the night off.
14:33Take Janice out to dinner on me.
14:36Hell no, boss.
14:37I'm keeping an eye on you from a distance.
14:39No, it'll be fine.
14:41Nobody will know who I am.
14:42That may be the case, but you're still one of the richest men in the world,
14:45and I ain't taking any chances.
14:47Do not follow me.
14:49Yes, boss.
14:50Later.
14:51Hey, how are you?
15:07I'm George.
15:08I'm Benji.
15:12Well, hello.
15:14Hello there.
15:15How are you?
15:16I am very excited about our date.
15:18I am looking forward to our date as well.
15:23Won't you come in?
15:25Ah, yes.
15:34Oh, my.
15:38Bad plumbing is making the roof leak.
15:41We have a lousy landlord.
15:42Oh, but you look quite nice tonight.
15:46Why, thank you, George.
15:49You look quite nice as well.
15:52Why are you guys acting so weird?
15:54Hi.
15:55I'm Roland, the babysitter.
15:57I think it's time for you to get going.
15:59Yes.
16:00Yes.
16:00Um, yeah.
16:01What if...
16:01Yeah.
16:02Bye-bye.
16:03That was so strange.
16:06I know.
16:06Well, that didn't go too well.
16:16Yeah, no Academy Award for us.
16:19Maybe we should practice.
16:21That sounds good, yeah.
16:25Uh, so what are you going to do for the next couple hours while we're on our supposed date?
16:31Yeah, probably go eat.
16:36I hear there's a nice Italian restaurant around the corner.
16:39Yeah, it's pretty good.
16:40What are you going to do?
16:41Uh, same.
16:42Probably grab a bite to eat.
16:45Maybe hit a bookstore.
16:48Well, that's just silly.
16:49I mean, why don't we go together?
16:53Sure.
16:54Sounds good.
16:56Okay.
17:01So tell me, why wedding dresses?
17:08Well, ever since I was a little girl, I always wanted to wear the dress, be the bride, have
17:15my happy ending.
17:18And then I eloped with Andy, and he had an affair.
17:27Then we got a divorce.
17:28And now, of course, he hasn't paid a dime of child support.
17:32My roof is leaking.
17:34Um, my car is useless.
17:37And I work in a diner.
17:41So, best laid plans, I guess.
17:46You know, you should call my attorney friend.
17:49He's helped me with some things in the past.
17:51I think he can help you with this child support issue.
17:55I want to tell him that you're a friend of mine.
17:57Yeah, of course.
17:59I will.
18:01Uh.
18:04Should probably get back from our date soon.
18:09Split the bill?
18:11Yeah, sure.
18:12Split the bill.
18:15Check, please.
18:16You think?
18:17Hey, Bernard, this is Justin.
18:27You're going to be getting a call from a woman named Delilah James.
18:31Long story short, her ex is a piece of shit.
18:34He won't pay child support.
18:35And he works at Lestile, but I can't fire him unless he might sue.
18:40Or he might figure out who I am.
18:42So, the least I can do is try to help get some money back from this douchebag from her.
18:46And she can't know who I am.
18:48She thinks my name is George.
18:49Thanks, ma'am.
18:54Hey, Dino.
18:56Yes, boss.
18:56Let's buy Delilah's building.
19:00Let's fix the roof on it.
19:02Sure thing.
19:03Oh, and while you're at it, if you can buy her a car.
19:05Nothing too fancy, though.
19:06She's not that type of girl.
19:08And keep everything anonymous.
19:10You got it.
19:11What's going on?
19:19Someone about the building.
19:21They're putting on a new roof.
19:23What?
19:23Oh, my God.
19:25That's amazing, right?
20:41National Grid, water.
20:45I'm dealing with that one.
20:49Oh, urgent.
21:00Oh.
21:02You are hereby ordered to appear before the Department of Child Services.
21:07Delinquency of Child Support?
21:10Anyway.
21:15We need to talk.
21:36I need you to follow Delilah James.
21:47That's her address.
21:49Find me some dirt.
21:51I need to blackmail her into dropping the child support nonsense.
21:54She's ruining my perfect life.
21:56Okay, ma'am.
21:57You got it.
21:59Yeah.
22:00And don't mess it up.
22:01Come on.
22:02I had a good time.
22:12I had a good time.
22:13Yeah, it was fun.
22:14We should, um, we should do it again sometime.
22:16I think we sounded really good, but we should practice some more, just in case.
22:24Sure.
22:25That'd be great.
22:26Well, good night.
22:28Good night.
22:28Good night.
22:31Delilah, look what they delivered for you.
22:50Wait, what?
22:52Who?
22:53A big truck came today and dropped it off.
22:55But when I asked, they gave me this to give to you.
22:58It says that you won the best neighbor's sweepstakes.
23:01I didn't enter any sweepstakes.
23:07Did you enter some kind of contest?
23:09Not any that I know of.
23:12Oh, don't look at me.
23:14Look, it's got your name on it.
23:16Oh, my God.
23:19It really does say that car belongs to me.
23:23They gave me this to you as well.
23:28I guess my luck is finally changing.
23:31What's 10 minus 4?
23:40You know the answer to that.
23:43Dang.
23:47Ah, shoot.
23:49I left my phone in my bedroom.
23:51George, can you get it for me?
23:53Roland's going to call.
23:54Yeah, sure, no problem.
23:56Thanks.
24:01Mission accomplished.
24:30He's asleep.
24:36What?
24:39Nothing.
24:39I just, um, I think that we should practice.
24:45Let's do the mirror exercise.
24:48Sure.
24:49I think that we should practice kissing.
25:11I think that we should practice kissing.
25:14I think that would be a good idea.
25:18I think that would be a good idea.
25:18I think that would be a good idea.
25:20I think that would be a good idea.
25:21I think that would be a good idea.
25:23I think that would be a good idea.
25:24I think that would be a good idea.
25:24I think that would be a good idea.
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25:28I think that would be a good idea.
25:29I think that would be a good idea.
25:30I think that would be a good idea.
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25:32I think that would be a good idea.
25:33I think that would be a good idea.
25:34I think that would be a good idea.
25:35I think that would be a good idea.
25:36I think that would be a good idea.
25:37I think that would be a good idea.
25:38I think that would be a good idea.
26:39And pretend that you're just surviving, and you're going to take Benji to school.
26:44Okay.
26:47Just go.
26:48Okay.
26:49No, no, no.
26:50Go, go, go, go.
26:58Come on, finish up.
26:59We're going to be late.
27:00I don't want to eat this.
27:01Grab your bag.
27:05Come on.
27:05We got to come home.
27:06Okay.
27:11Hurry.
27:12Let's go.
27:12Okay.
27:17Hey.
27:17Hey.
27:19Hi.
27:30So, tell me something good.
27:32What'd you get?
27:33I'm sorry, ma'am.
27:33I ain't got nothing.
27:35That woman, she's clean and just boring.
27:38That guy is like he doesn't even exist.
27:40Zip.
27:40Zilch.
27:41Nada.
27:41How is that possible?
27:46Don't shrug him.
27:48Ow.
27:48That hoot.
27:51Damn it.
27:52How dare she?
27:53My movie owes her a lot of money.
27:55Money that could be spent on me.
27:59Us.
27:59Okay, this is what I want you to do.
28:04Get rid of them.
28:05If they don't exist, then he has enough to pay child support.
28:09And all the money goes to me.
28:12I mean us.
28:14Let me get this straight.
28:17What you're asking me is to, you know, you want me to...
28:20Ow.
28:21Damn it.
28:22Don't say it out loud.
28:23It gives me the creeps.
28:24But you gotta...
28:25I mean...
28:26Ow.
28:27All right.
28:27All right.
28:28I'll handle it.
28:29And I'll do it.
28:30Excellent.
28:31Consider it done.
28:33Good.
28:34Let me know when you finish.
28:37Also, I need the keys to your apartment.
28:39Bye.
28:53There we go.
28:54We're fucked.
29:02Come on, Reb.
29:04Give us a break.
29:05Hey, that was a foul.
29:07Oh.
29:08Oh, shit.
29:12Oh, my God.
29:13Hang on.
29:14Off.
29:14Who the fuck does this guy think he is?
29:17What is he doing?
29:19Your kid's a bitch.
29:21Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, bud.
29:22Everything all right?
29:23No.
29:25What's wrong?
29:26My ankle.
29:28You sure it's your ankle?
29:29I can't do it.
29:31What is he saying?
29:32No idea.
29:33Oh, for the love of...
29:36Listen.
29:38We all believe that you can do it.
29:40You just need to believe that you can.
29:42Where can we?
29:45Reb, can we have a second?
29:48Hey, hey, look at me.
29:50You can do this.
29:52And I know that you taking this penalty cake is a big deal.
29:55And it is.
29:56But messy misses sometimes.
29:59You know?
30:01And it's not about whether you miss it or you make it.
30:03It's about you having the courage to try.
30:08And look, we are both proud of you, whether you make it or not.
30:13Thanks.
30:14Yeah.
30:15You ready?
30:16Yeah.
30:19There you go.
30:20And look, we believe in you, but you need to believe in yourself, okay?
30:23Everything will work out.
30:24I promise.
30:25Okay.
30:26All right, buddy.
30:31I can do it.
30:36Come on, Ben.
30:37Come on, son.
30:38You can do it.
30:38Shoot it, for Christ's sake.
30:40Oh, my God.
30:42I can do it.
30:43I can do it.
30:44I can do it.
30:53Hey, Boobie, let's go.
31:04I have a hair appointment.
31:05Hey, Dee, I wanted to ask you something.
31:07Yeah.
31:08My company is opening up a third branch.
31:11And there's going to be a big party next week.
31:13And I was really hoping you'd be able to come along.
31:16Thank you, Tony.
31:17I'm actually with him now, so...
31:21With him?
31:24Yeah.
31:24You're serious?
31:26Yeah, Tony, I'm serious.
31:28This guy's just some two-bit actor.
31:30You see him out there acting on the field,
31:32pretending to help Benji?
31:34I didn't know you were such a slut.
31:39Hey!
31:42Get your own kid, you freak.
31:44Let's go.
31:46Um, I'm hard now.
31:49Ew.
31:49Okay, can we go?
31:50Let's go.
31:50Come on.
31:51Come on, let's go.
31:51I can't.
31:52I really fucking...
31:59I can't believe I won a car from a contest
32:02I don't even remember entering.
32:03And you got your roof fixed.
32:05I wonder who bought the building.
32:07He seems like a really decent guy.
32:09Yeah, he does.
32:10Hey, hands up.
32:11Hey, hey, whoa, whoa.
32:12Come on!
32:13Just...
32:14Please, don't do this.
32:15I have a child at home.
32:16Hey, look, look, I have money in my back pocket.
32:19You can take it and you can go right now, man.
32:20Just turn around.
32:21Come on.
32:22Come on.
32:23Just turn.
32:24Fuck.
32:25Damn it.
32:27Listen, sorry.
32:28It ain't nothing personal, okay?
32:31Hey, hey, look, you can just take the money.
32:32Oh!
32:47Dino!
32:47Thank God, man.
32:48You okay, boss?
32:49Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm fine.
32:50I'm fine.
32:50You okay?
32:51Okay.
32:51Okay.
32:53Wait, you two know each other?
32:55Uh, Dino is my cousin.
33:01Yeah.
33:04But he called you Boss.
33:06Yeah, his nickname from when we were kids.
33:09He was a real bossy SOB.
33:12Yeah, that's right.
33:13I was just heading home when I heard screaming.
33:16Lucky coincidence.
33:18Yeah, very lucky.
33:19Thank you, Dino.
33:21Anytime.
33:22We should go.
33:24Come on.
33:27Hey, let's not tell Benji about what happened.
33:31I think it will really scare him.
33:33I, um...
33:35I...
33:36What?
33:39Look, I don't know what I would do if something were to happen to you.
33:42Well, I think I would maybe...
33:46What's going on?
33:49I'm falling for you.
33:51I'm in love with you.
33:52No, you aren't.
33:55Yes, I am.
33:56And what's so wrong with that?
33:57Listen, George.
33:59You are something really good that's come into my life.
34:04Because of a silly idea that I had.
34:07Okay.
34:07Okay.
34:07So, tell me something good.
34:15What'd you get?
34:15I'm sorry, ma'am.
34:16I ain't got nothing.
34:18That woman, she's clean and just boring.
34:21That guy is like he doesn't even exist.
34:23Zip.
34:23Zilch.
34:24Nada.
34:26How is that possible?
34:29Don't shrug him.
34:30Ow!
34:31That hurt.
34:34Damn it.
34:35How dare she?
34:36Maybe we'll be owes her a lot of money.
34:38Money that could be spent on me.
34:42Us.
34:45Okay.
34:46This is what I want you to do.
34:47Get rid of them.
34:48If they don't exist,
34:50then he has enough to pay child support.
34:52And all the money goes to me.
34:55I mean us.
34:57Let me get this straight.
34:59Uh, what you're asking me is to,
35:02you know, you want me to...
35:03Ow!
35:04Damn it!
35:05Don't say it out loud.
35:06It gives me the creeps.
35:07But you gotta...
35:08I mean...
35:09Ow!
35:10All right.
35:10All right.
35:11I'll handle it.
35:12I'll do it.
35:13Excellent.
35:14Consider it done.
35:16Good.
35:18Let me know when you finish.
35:20Also, I need the keys to your apartment.
35:22Bye.
35:22Bye.
35:22There we go.
35:37There we go.
35:44We're fucked.
35:46Come on, Rev.
35:47Give us a break.
35:48Hey, that was a foul!
35:50No.
35:51No.
35:52Oh, shit.
35:55Oh, my God.
35:56Hang on.
35:57Off.
35:58Who the fuck does this guy think he is?
36:00What is he doing?
36:02Your kid's a bitch.
36:04Hey.
36:04Hey, hey, hey, hey, bud.
36:05Everything all right?
36:06No.
36:08What's wrong?
36:09My ankle.
36:11You sure it's your ankle?
36:12I can't do it.
36:14What is it saying?
36:15No idea.
36:16Oh, for the love of...
36:19Listen.
36:21We all believe that you can do it.
36:23You just need to believe that you can.
36:25I can't do it.
36:28Rev, can we have a second?
36:31Hey, hey, look at me.
36:33You can do this.
36:35And I know that you taking this penalty kick is a big deal.
36:37And it is.
36:38But messy misses sometimes.
36:42You know?
36:44And it's not about whether you miss it or you make it.
36:46It's about you having the courage to try.
36:51And look, we are both proud of you.
36:54Whether you make it or not.
36:56Thanks.
36:57Yeah.
36:58You ready?
36:59Yeah.
37:02There you go.
37:03And look, we believe in you, but you need to believe in yourself, okay?
37:06Everything will work out.
37:07I promise.
37:08Okay.
37:09All right, buddy.
37:14I can do it.
37:18Come on, Ben.
37:20Come on, son.
37:21You can do it.
37:21Shoot it, for Christ's sake.
37:23Oh, my God.
37:25I can do it.
37:26I can do it.
37:27I can do it.
37:28I can do it.
37:28I can do it.
37:28Let's go.
37:29Wait.
37:45Hey, who'd be able to go?
37:47I have a hair appointment.
37:47Hey, Dee, I wanted to ask you something.
37:50Yeah.
37:51My, uh, company is opening up a third branch.
37:54And, uh, there's gonna be a big party next week.
37:56And I was really hoping you'd be able to come along.
37:59Thank you, Tony.
38:00I'm... I'm actually with him now, so...
38:04With him?
38:06Yeah.
38:07You're serious?
38:09Yeah, Tony, I'm serious.
38:11This guy's just some two-bit actor.
38:13You see him out there acting on the field?
38:15Pretending to help Benji?
38:17I didn't know you were such a slut.
38:22Hey!
38:25Get your own kid, you freak.
38:27Let's go.
38:29Um, I'm hard now.
38:32Ew. Okay, can we go?
38:33Let's go. Come on. Come on, let's go.
38:34I can't. I really fucking...
38:42I can't believe I won a car from a contest
38:45I don't even remember entering.
38:46And you got your roof fixed.
38:48I wonder who bought the building.
38:50He seems like a really decent guy.
38:52Yeah, he does seem pretty decent.
38:54Hey, hey!
38:55Whoa, whoa!
38:55Come on!
38:56Just...
38:57Please, don't do this.
38:58I have a child at home.
38:59Hey, look, look, I have money in my back pocket.
39:01You can take it and you can go right now, man.
39:03Just turn around. Come on.
39:05Come on.
39:06Just turn.
39:07Fuck.
39:08Damn it.
39:09Listen, sorry.
39:11It ain't nothing personal, okay?
39:14Hey, hey, look.
39:15You can just take the money...
39:16Dino!
39:30Thank God, man.
39:31You okay, boss?
39:32Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm fine. I'm fine.
39:33You okay?
39:34Okay.
39:34Okay.
39:36Wait, you two know each other?
39:40Uh, Dino is my cousin.
39:44Yeah.
39:47But he called you Boss.
39:49Yeah, his nickname from when we were kids.
39:52He was a real bossy SOB.
39:55Yeah, that's right.
39:56I was just heading home when I heard screaming.
39:59Lucky coincidence.
40:01Yeah, very lucky.
40:02Thank you, Dino.
40:04Anytime.
40:05We should go.
40:07Come on.
40:10Hey, let's not tell Benji about what happened.
40:14I think it will really scare him.
40:16I, um...
40:18I...
40:20What?
40:22Look, I don't know what I would do
40:24if something were to happen to you.
40:26I think I would...
40:28Maybe...
40:29What?
40:30What's going on?
40:31I'm falling for you.
40:33I'm in love with you.
40:35No, you aren't.
40:38Yes, I am.
40:39And what's so wrong with that?
40:40Listen, George.
40:42You are something really good
40:44that's come into my life
40:45because of a silly idea that I had.
40:50Okay.
40:50The plan worked, okay?
40:52Benji's fine.
40:54He thinks that we're in love.
40:55Yeah, because we are.
40:57No, we aren't.
40:58Yes, we are.
40:59No, love...
41:00...as you think.
41:01Okay?
41:03Love was not part of the deal here.
41:05Part of the deal?
41:06What about the other night?
41:09Hmm?
41:09The other night was a mistake
41:11and that will never happen again.
41:12Are you serious?
41:15Yeah.
41:18Whatever, Delilah.
41:19I did.
41:20I'm not that type of guy.
41:22But if you're that type of girl,
41:23then my bad...
41:23Oh!
41:27I am not that kind of girl at all
41:29and you better take that back.
41:30Delilah.
41:32Whatever.
41:33You know I'm gonna go.
41:34Hey, boss.
41:48How about I heat you up some soup?
41:50Dino, Dino, Dino.
41:51Man, women are nothing but trouble.
41:55You know, they think they know what they want,
41:58then they get what they want,
41:59and that actually is not even what they wanted.
42:03And women are trouble.
42:04That's the bottom line.
42:05That's what I'm trying to say here.
42:07I'm sorry, man.
42:09No, it's fine.
42:10Dino, you should go home.
42:13Straight to your wife
42:13because you got a good one.
42:16Yes, sir.
42:17And you should cherish her.
42:19Yes, sir.
42:19Yeah.
42:24It's got a good one.
42:29It's got a good one.
42:59It's got a good one.
43:08There's nothing in here.
43:18Oh, James.
43:29Tell me, what you got?
43:52I couldn't finish the job, ma'am.
43:54I'm sorry.
43:55He had some goon there.
43:56He came out of nowhere.
43:58What?
43:59They've seen my face.
44:03I gotta have to lay low for a while.
44:05You idiot!
44:06I told you to do one thing.
44:08Get out!
44:10I clearly have to do everything on my own.
44:12You should have saw the guy once.
44:14Idiot.
44:21Hey, sexy.
44:23Hey.
44:24What is it?
44:25What's wrong?
44:28Okay.
44:29I have to show you something.
44:32You can't laugh, okay?
44:34What?
44:35Of course.
44:36Anything for you, Boopie.
44:41What?
44:43Cher, they're...
44:44They're actually amazing.
44:46So you'll pitch it?
44:47Of course.
44:49Yeah.
44:50Yeah, it will.
44:51Thank you, Boopie.
44:55Wow.
44:55Incredible.
44:56Thank you, Boopie.
44:56Thank you, Boopie.
44:57Thank you, Boopie.
44:57Thank you, Boopie.
44:58Thank you, Boopie.
44:59Thank you, Boopie.
44:59Thank you, Boopie.
45:00Thank you, Boopie.
45:01Thank you, Boopie.
45:01Thank you, Boopie.
45:01Thank you, Boopie.
45:02Thank you, Boopie.
45:02Thank you, Boopie.
45:03Thank you, Boopie.
45:03Thank you, Boopie.
45:04Thank you, Boopie.
45:04Thank you, Boopie.
45:05Thank you, Boopie.
45:05Thank you, Boopie.
45:06Thank you, Boopie.
45:06Thank you, Boopie.
45:07Thank you, Boopie.
45:08Thank you, Boopie.
45:09Thank you, Boopie.
45:10Boopie, mama's in the mood.
45:38Boopie.
45:40Mama wants some lovey-dovey.
45:49Boopie.
45:59No, wait.
46:00I'm so sorry about the other night.
46:15George, please call me.
46:24I'm so sorry about the other night.
46:26George, please don't let this affect our friendship.
46:47Benji misses you.
46:49I miss you.
46:51Call me.
46:56Fine.
47:11Around 7 o'clock.
47:13This better be important.
47:19Listen.
47:21I really need to talk with you.
47:23Can we get a coffee?
47:26Just a coffee.
47:28Okay.
47:29Slam dunking coffee at noon tomorrow.
47:32See you then.
47:39Hey, Dino.
47:41Yes, boss.
47:42Hey, can you do me a solid?
47:44Can you follow Delilah?
47:46She's been acting a little strange.
47:47I kind of want to just know what's up.
47:49Consider it done.
47:50So what is this about?
47:59Let's just enjoy our drinks for a bit.
48:01No.
48:06I've been thinking about us.
48:08Us.
48:10There is no us.
48:12But there is.
48:14There could be.
48:15When I saw you with that guy at the Little League game, I knew I made a big mistake.
48:23We're a family.
48:26We're the perfect family.
48:28You've got to be kidding me.
48:32How dare you?
48:34Sharon, boobie.
48:43This was not my idea.
48:45You're lying.
48:46You're trying to steal my man.
48:48I already told you.
48:49He's mine, you slut.
48:51Tell her.
48:52This was your idea.
48:53He wants us to get back together.
48:55Oh.
48:56I don't know what you're talking about.
48:59Sharon, she begged me to meet her.
49:00She said it was an emergency.
49:02Something about Benji.
49:03You coward.
49:05She grabbed my hand.
49:07She was begging me.
49:08It was pathetic.
49:10Okay.
49:19Take that, you slut.
49:21I cannot believe that I agreed to have dinner with you.
49:25You're a worm.
49:27And you're fucking crazy.
49:29And this man does not pay his child support.
49:34Okay.
49:35Okay.
49:39Boobie.
49:40Don't even start.
49:41What the hell is this?
49:42You're embarrassing me.
49:44It's disgusting.
49:45Let's go.
49:45Let's go.
49:46Come on.
49:46Boobie.
49:46Hey.
49:55Hey.
49:57Thank you for meeting with me.
49:59I'm happy to see you.
50:02Yeah.
50:03What do you want, Delilah?
50:04I've been thinking about us, about our conversation the other week, and what you said.
50:17Look, I was wrong.
50:20I...
50:21What I said was wrong, and I made a mistake, and I was confused.
50:26What do you mean you were confused?
50:28How was dinner last night?
50:31With Andy.
50:33What?
50:34I said, how was dinner last night with Andy?
50:38How do you know about that?
50:39Ah.
50:41So you did have dinner with him, and you held hands.
50:45How romantic.
50:47Oh, my God.
50:47Did you have me followed?
50:49You're not even denying it.
50:51Oh, God.
50:53I had dinner with Andy last night because he asked to talk about Benji.
50:57Yeah.
50:58And then he grabbed my hand, and then his girlfriend threw wine in my face.
51:03Right.
51:04Yeah, right.
51:05And then I went home, and I did some soul searching, and I realized that I have feelings for you.
51:09But now I realized I was wrong.
51:13You're just an asshole.
51:17And you're just a lonely woman who's shut down and has to pay somebody to even pretend to love her.
51:24God.
51:25Oh!
51:29I hope I never have to see you again.
51:34Jesus Christ.
51:39Mom?
51:43Yeah, hon.
51:45Can I ask you a personal question?
51:50Well, I guess that depends on what the question is.
51:53Where's George?
51:55George.
51:57You heard me.
51:58Where's George?
51:59Um, did you have a fight?
52:04Well, did you break up?
52:15Sometimes grown-ups, they have to make decisions.
52:19Well, it's okay.
52:21You broke up.
52:23Don't worry about it.
52:25I'm used to it.
52:27I'm sorry, Benji.
52:31I really am.
52:46What's in your car, George?
52:47Thank you for meeting with me.
52:57Yeah, I was surprised that you called.
53:00Um, are you here alone?
53:02Yeah, it's Snagat.
53:03Mom's a rocker.
53:04Roland fell asleep on the couch.
53:05He does it every time.
53:07Don't tell Mom.
53:09Okay.
53:09I want to talk about Mom.
53:13Look, Benji, I don't think that there's much to talk about there.
53:17Mom has been super sad.
53:20And I'm sorry to hear about that.
53:22You know she loves you, right?
53:25Wait, what?
53:26I can tell.
53:29Benji, it's not what you think.
53:30Look.
53:30Your mom hired me to...
53:34I know you've been pretending.
53:36What?
53:37I know you've been pretending that you love each other,
53:39so Mom can show me how it is to be a happy couple.
53:43Listen, I may be a kid, but I'm not stupid.
53:45But...
53:45And you love her too.
53:46But there's...
53:47So I'd like the two of you to establish shenanigans
53:49and please get back together.
53:52Deal?
53:56Deal.
53:56Delilah, Delilah, Delilah!
54:01What?
54:02What?
54:03I'm...
54:03A friend of a friend of an ex
54:05had the two sets of tickets
54:06to the Le Couture Fashion Style Show
54:08and he couldn't use them
54:10and gave them to me!
54:12What?
54:13Wait, that is, like, huge.
54:15Anyone is going to be at that fashion show.
54:18Why you?
54:19Let's just say the relationship didn't go well.
54:21And guilt, baby, guilt.
54:26And guess who's going to be my date?
54:29Who?
54:29You silly!
54:30What?
54:31Yeah!
54:33Wait, those are my designs.
54:40What?
54:41Those look exactly like my dresses.
54:43You see?
54:44Oh my God, they do!
54:46We have to go.
54:48Boopie, I think we're going to change the fashion world.
55:12Ooh, I agree, Boopie.
55:13There they are.
55:19Ladies and gentlemen,
55:21before we end this magical show,
55:23we have a very special treat.
55:25Today, after years of secrecy,
55:27Le Style Couture will finally reveal its company's owner,
55:32founder, and primary designer.
55:34Oh my God.
55:37We're fucked.
55:38Oh my God.
55:41Ladies and gentlemen,
55:43please put your hands together
55:44for none other than
55:45Justin Fitzgerald!
55:57Isn't that...
55:58Yes.
56:02George.
56:03George.
56:03Did you know about that?
56:09Yeah, he gave me the tickets.
56:11But how could you keep this a secret from me?
56:14Did you know about that?
56:15Yeah, he gave me the tickets.
56:17But how could you keep this a secret from me?
56:20Not a secret, Milo.
56:21A surprise.
56:21It was Hendry.
56:24Kill Benji.
56:25Wow.
56:25I feel like a weight has been lifted from my shoulders.
56:30You know they say that the truth will set you free?
56:33Oh my God.
56:35Well, I feel like I've been free for the first time in so many years.
56:40And the truth is...
56:42I've fallen deeply in love with Delilah James.
56:50The greatest and latest design discovery and the love of my life.
56:56Holy fuck.
56:58Damn it.
56:59This isn't fair.
57:00So on this magnificent day, it is my greatest pleasure to introduce our premiere line of showing of wedding dresses designed by my love, Delilah.
57:09Disgusting.
57:34Disgusting.
57:35Oh, but before we end tonight's festivities, I do have one more important thing to say, and it is very important.
57:51Oh, but before we end tonight's festivities, I do have one more important thing to say, and it is very important.
58:07Delilah, would you mind coming up to join me?
58:09Oh, really?
58:13Delilah, would you please do me the honor and be my wife?
58:39Delilah, would you please do me the honor and be my wife?
58:54Yes.
58:56What?
58:58Yes.
58:59You will?
59:00I will.
59:01You will.
59:01The clothing is disgusting.
59:18Terrible.
59:18Andy James, you are under arrest for delinquency of child support and contempt of court.
59:23Sharon Swart, you are under arrest for attempted murder.
59:26No.
59:27Boobie.
59:28Boobie, make it stop.
59:29No, no, no.
59:29Boobie.
59:30Boobie, make it stop.
59:31Oh, shut up, Sharon.
59:34I now pronounce you husband and wife.
59:42Once upon a time, I thought life was about finding love.
59:45But in the end, I learned it's not just about finding love, but loving yourself, your truth, and your joy.
59:54Proving that sometimes the best things come from the most unexpected beginnings.