- 7/13/2025
Lightning Jack Is Coming And the Wild West Will Never Be the Same Again WESTERN MOVIE
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00:00:00I sent out a message to all lawbreakers.
00:00:03In Junction City, you will respect the law, or you will learn to fear it.
00:00:10I guess these boys are just slow learners, eh?
00:00:15Three cheers from Marshall Kurtz.
00:00:17Hip hip!
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00:00:21All right.
00:00:24Hold it.
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00:01:00read that out to me yes sir but you don't need the gun so ain't the law
00:01:07read it younger gang wiped out
00:01:13that part the only flaw in the trap was the escape of lightning jack kane
00:01:24although several witnesses swore he was shot full of holes and riding dead in the saddle
00:01:34kane is of medium height and build blonde hair
00:01:42with a mean weathered face and has an english accent english yes sir
00:01:52i don't speak english no not bloody australian oh can i send this to my mates back home and tell
00:02:01them what a big success i am here if it says i'm english bloody newspapers never get anything right
00:02:06you know that's right marshall dan kurtz was unconcerned saying dead or alive kane don't
00:02:14matter we got cole younger he was the leader and brains of the gang kane was a follower and just a
00:02:25brainless no account without the younger brothers he's nothing he's nothing without the younger brothers
00:02:38on nothing brainless no account that's what it said there sir
00:02:44we'll see who's brainless
00:02:49that's four bags of salt two sacks of flour you got that boy that's four bags of salt two bags of flour
00:03:17that's on top of my regular order
00:03:21this handwriting is so messed up mr kane maybe i can make it out
00:03:46it says thank you sir is that everything that's what i thought it said but it's bad
00:03:51written real bad
00:03:51well get him to load the rest of my order on the wagon out there and you better do the
00:03:55tallying up yourself
00:03:56me and he can't ride proper why uh we don't want him doing no figuring do we
00:04:01put the rest of those goods on mr kuhn's wagon
00:04:08and no more sash you hear
00:04:09pay him no heed mr doyle it's a fine christian thing you've done taken on this poor unfortunate boy
00:04:16well it's been a real struggle mrs franks see the boy was poorly raised his folks filled his head with all kind of fool thoughts that he was just as good as a normal man
00:04:26of course when they died of the cholera i knew it was my christian duty to take him in
00:04:32try to get his mind right
00:04:34bless you
00:04:35good day mr doyle
00:04:36good day to you
00:04:37it's real hot out here today ma'am
00:04:39good day to hear
00:04:40good day to hear
00:04:42good day to hear
00:04:47now josh curan is one of my best customers now i ain't gonna have you sash in here
00:04:52that's it no more notes and no more writing do you understand now half the folks around here can't even read or write
00:05:06And it irks them to somebody like you can.
00:05:09It's unnatural.
00:05:11Now, I took you on when nobody else would.
00:05:14I deserve some gratitude.
00:05:22Finish loading and tally up the cash draw and take it to the bank.
00:05:34Now, hold steady, gentlemen.
00:05:36We can do this the easy way.
00:05:38No one has to die.
00:05:39All we can do is the hard way.
00:05:41The choice is yours.
00:05:44Fill it up.
00:05:49Shut the door.
00:05:55Against the wall.
00:05:56Hands in the air.
00:05:57Get clear of that window.
00:06:01Fill it up.
00:06:02Any door in here?
00:06:03Yeah.
00:06:04Against the wall.
00:06:10Get away from the window.
00:06:12What the hell's this?
00:06:13Store keepers.
00:06:14They're closing up.
00:06:15What?
00:06:16Stores.
00:06:17They close at four.
00:06:18They do their banking from four to five.
00:06:21Maybe you ought to come back after five.
00:06:23You.
00:06:33You.
00:06:34Yeah.
00:06:35Open the safe.
00:06:43I said open the safe.
00:06:44I can't, sir.
00:06:45I'm just a teller.
00:06:46Only the manager knows the combination.
00:06:49Where's the manager?
00:06:55Shit.
00:06:57Over there.
00:07:03Wait from the window.
00:07:04Hey!
00:07:06They're robbing the bag.
00:07:07Quick!
00:07:07Call the sheriff!
00:07:08He's down.
00:07:10Give me that.
00:07:10You better hope you've got a lot of friends out there.
00:07:34Hold still, boys. He's got a hostage.
00:07:37It's only the dummy.
00:07:40Hold still, everyone.
00:07:50Mike, come on.
00:07:54Trailing jet, but stay well back.
00:07:57We need a few good rifles with fresh horses.
00:08:00And find me somewhere I can read tracks.
00:08:01We'll meet at the delivery station.
00:08:05Go.
00:08:05One word and you're dead.
00:08:28Where's that going, jet?
00:08:44Run up to that drop.
00:08:45Do we circle them?
00:08:46Go straight?
00:08:47Now, follow me.
00:08:48Mount up.
00:09:02When I say jump, you jump.
00:09:04No questions, no backtalk.
00:09:06Comprendo?
00:09:07Mount up.
00:09:07What are you?
00:09:26Part engine or something?
00:09:28Nah.
00:09:29Engine would have been smart enough to let me ride right into one.
00:09:32Let's go, boys.
00:09:52Get down.
00:10:06You did good.
00:10:09Kept your mouth shut.
00:10:11I'm letting you go.
00:10:11You can talk now.
00:10:18You...
00:10:18You can't talk.
00:10:31Turn around.
00:10:32Face that tree.
00:10:33Turn back.
00:10:36You're a dead man.
00:10:42Don't even think about it.
00:10:49I'll join your gang.
00:10:57What gang?
00:10:59What are you going to do anyway?
00:11:01Walk into a bank and write them a note.
00:11:03Dumbest thing I've ever heard of.
00:11:07Take your boots off.
00:11:10Quick.
00:11:12I don't want you running back over there to tell the posse where we are.
00:11:24Just be glad
00:11:25that you're walking back to town
00:11:28instead of lying across the saddle.
00:11:32Adios.
00:11:33To be verdad.
00:11:33I don't know.
00:11:34I don't want you to go.
00:11:34Oh go ahead.
00:11:34I don't want you to go.
00:11:36Get ready.
00:11:59I don't want you to go.
00:12:01it don't make no sense he's turned the horse loose and kept the boy
00:12:16maybe he's just running that poor dummy boy barefoot out of pure meanness
00:12:21stay alert men and shoot on sight
00:12:31shit how did you get
00:13:01i'm snake bit
00:13:20it can't be snake bit that's another her snake charm cost me 50
00:13:27yeah suck the poison
00:13:38you're gonna have to suck the poison out
00:13:52i can't reach it
00:13:59what put the gun down
00:14:13that's it
00:14:25it's just a splinter
00:14:27no bite
00:14:29see
00:14:31snake charm works
00:14:33i ain't scared of snakes
00:14:39okay
00:14:39i just don't like them
00:14:42nonetheless
00:14:50you was willing to chore on my butt
00:14:54to save my hide
00:14:55the fact is you've been saving my hide since we met
00:15:01i ain't a man to take that lightly
00:15:04let's get
00:15:05let's get
00:15:06i gotta turn back by now
00:15:19posse will never cross the county line
00:15:22we got some talking to do
00:15:24what you've given up the back
00:15:35no
00:15:37just this once
00:15:39how come you can't talk
00:16:00how come you can't talk
00:16:15baby you had a baby
00:16:17you're the baby
00:16:22baby can't talk
00:16:23baby can't talk
00:16:25baby can't talk
00:16:30baby can't talk
00:16:31you was born dumb
00:16:32but not deaf
00:16:33what's your name
00:16:34why do people call you
00:16:41Ben Doyle.
00:16:58Ben Doyle, meet Lightning Jack Kane.
00:17:07That's, uh, THE Lightning Jack Kane.
00:17:11You, uh, you probably heard of me.
00:17:27Let's go.
00:17:57Let's go.
00:18:27Let's go.
00:18:29We want to be an outlaw.
00:18:31Not everybody.
00:18:38Gonna help me rob a bank.
00:18:41Yeah.
00:18:42You could have used some backup last time, but, uh...
00:18:47Ah.
00:18:56Your ears, your eyes for me.
00:19:01You think I need your eyes?
00:19:06What makes you think I need your eyes?
00:19:16That's what gave you that notion.
00:19:26Yeah, well...
00:19:28Eyes get a little fuzzy, uh, up close.
00:19:31Trying to read or squint down a sight.
00:19:34But I can hit anything you can point at.
00:19:37And it'll be dead before your finger's straight.
00:19:41See that?
00:19:43That's an eagle eye.
00:19:45Got it off a Navajo medicine man.
00:19:47Seventy-five dollars.
00:19:49That's my aim and I.
00:19:52So don't start thinking.
00:19:53Just cause one part of me ain't working good that I got a weakness.
00:19:58Yeah.
00:19:59I guess you know better than me how folks react to weakness.
00:20:13Anyway.
00:20:14You still think I need help?
00:20:39I can tell a one dollar bill from a hundred dollar bill.
00:20:43What?
00:20:49They're all bloody ones.
00:20:50I locked off a bank for fifty bucks.
00:21:01What?
00:21:13I'll never tell anyone.
00:21:14Oh, you'll never tell anyone?
00:21:15Of course.
00:21:16Hey, hey.
00:21:17While you're at it.
00:21:18Don't go talking to no one about that snake bite either.
00:21:19Hey?
00:21:20Don't go talking to no one.
00:21:21Hey?
00:21:22Don't go talking to no one.
00:21:23Hey?
00:21:24Don't go talking to no one.
00:21:25Hey?
00:21:26Hey?
00:21:27I'll just come out with them.
00:21:28Don't go talking to no one.
00:21:29Don't tell anyone.
00:21:30Hey, Ben.
00:21:31I'll probably make up a lot more funny jokes like that about you.
00:21:32But if you ride with me, nobody else will.
00:21:33Hey?
00:21:34Don't go talking to no one.
00:21:35Don't go talking to no one.
00:21:36Hey?
00:21:37Don't go talking to no one.
00:21:38Don't go talking to no one.
00:21:39Don't go talking to no one.
00:21:40Don't go talking to no one.
00:21:41Don't go talking to no one.
00:21:42Don't go talking to no one.
00:21:43Hey, Ben.
00:21:44I'll probably make up a lot more funny jokes like that about you.
00:21:48But if you ride with me, nobody else will.
00:21:52Have you ever tried Arizona chicken?
00:22:11I mean, Australia's a colony, you see?
00:22:15So if you rob a bank back there, you'll want it all over the country.
00:22:18But in America, you can rob banks in five different states.
00:22:23You've still got another 30 across the border and you run free.
00:22:26No worries.
00:22:27Yeah.
00:22:28Democracy is a wonderful thing.
00:22:37What?
00:22:38Oh, gut pain.
00:22:40Well, pick your outhouse.
00:22:43Next time you eat buzzard, only the drumsticks.
00:22:48Hey, if you ain't got all day, go anywhere.
00:22:57Wait.
00:23:27Must have been a powerful, bad smeller.
00:23:48What do you smell, old mate?
00:23:53Not you.
00:23:54Him.
00:23:54His mate.
00:23:56That's his name.
00:23:57I was going to call him Thunder at one stage.
00:24:00You know, Lightning Jack and Thunder.
00:24:03You wouldn't hear of it.
00:24:06Uh-huh.
00:24:08That's what he smelt.
00:24:21Nah.
00:24:22They're just plain folks.
00:24:24I never shoot plain folks.
00:24:25Unless they really annoy me.
00:24:30Out up.
00:24:37Sling it.
00:24:42Act like your mind's gone away.
00:24:44Smile.
00:24:46I don't need a gun.
00:24:47I'm going to charm these folks out of a ten dollar horse.
00:24:50Five dollars.
00:24:51Maybe less.
00:24:53I got a silver tongue.
00:24:55Howdy, neighbours.
00:24:58Thirty dollars for this bag of bones.
00:25:01Thieving bastard.
00:25:02I should have shot him.
00:25:03Now relax.
00:25:28Like I said, democracy.
00:25:30I'm not wanted in this state until after we're off the bank.
00:25:43I go in.
00:25:46I go to the far wall.
00:25:49Wave the money.
00:25:50Then you come in.
00:25:51I do the speech.
00:25:53All you've got to do is draw your gun and cover me.
00:25:59Well, unless someone goes for their gun.
00:26:02Then you shoot them.
00:26:03Now, hold steady, gentlemen.
00:26:20Now, we can do this the easy way.
00:26:25No one has to die.
00:26:27Or we can do it the hard way.
00:26:29The choice is yours.
00:26:31The choice is yours.
00:26:59There's someone who's up in the bank.
00:27:05Get me there, quick.
00:27:17Come on down.
00:27:17Bank robbery bungled.
00:27:35In a display of criminal stupidity,
00:27:42one of the two would-be robbers managed to shoot himself
00:27:45before the tellers could even raise their hands.
00:27:53His partner panicked,
00:27:56and the two fled in fear as the bank staff laughed in their faces.
00:28:00One witness thought one of the men was Jack Cain.
00:28:02Jack Cain?
00:28:04What happened to Lightning Jack?
00:28:08I sweat blood in that handle,
00:28:10and some piss-out reporter just leaves it out.
00:28:13I'm writing him a letter.
00:28:16U.S. Marshal Daniel Kurtz dismissed this claim,
00:28:20saying every time there's a robbery,
00:28:22someone identifies Cain.
00:28:24But that colourful outlaw era is finished, Cain.
00:28:30There's just a loose end who will be cut off.
00:28:32He sure...
00:28:33He sure ain't no Jesse James.
00:28:37What do I mean, ain't no Jesse James?
00:28:40What's so special about Jesse James?
00:28:43Sure didn't impress me none.
00:28:44I know Jesse James.
00:29:01Yeah.
00:29:02Rode on a few banks a couple of years back
00:29:04with him and his brother Frank.
00:29:06Frank's the brains.
00:29:08Jesse is a peckerhead.
00:29:09Pecker.
00:29:14Down there, that's your pecker?
00:29:15Jesse's a peckerhead.
00:29:24Is he bald?
00:29:29No, he's not bald.
00:29:31Just dumb.
00:29:32Dumb like I was to try and rub a bank with a greenhorn like you.
00:29:39We've got to face the facts.
00:29:50I was born to be an outlaw.
00:29:53You wasn't.
00:29:56Go home, kid.
00:29:58Forget it.
00:29:59Just one good headline.
00:30:02Is that too much to ask?
00:30:04Yes.
00:30:09What do you want bullets?
00:30:16What do you want them for?
00:30:18Gonna rob a bank.
00:30:21By yourself.
00:30:26Why are you gonna join up with the James boys?
00:30:29They're gonna learn you to be an outlaw.
00:30:32So one day I'll pick up the newspaper
00:30:33and it'll say,
00:30:35Jesse James and Ben Doyle rob bank.
00:30:37I like they could teach you things that I couldn't.
00:30:43Suppose they'll put that in the paper too, will they?
00:30:47Jesse James succeeds where Jack Kane failed.
00:30:50Uh, Ben?
00:31:12Oh, it's just testing you.
00:31:20Come on.
00:31:21Those James boys couldn't even teach you
00:31:23to fart like an outlaw.
00:31:24They don't expect you to be an outlaw.
00:31:26They don't know what you're doing.
00:31:29They gave youts.
00:31:29Haha.
00:31:29They gave you a kid.
00:31:30They gave me a dad'sob諒.
00:31:31They gave me an habla.
00:31:33They gave me an sauna.
00:31:34They gave me a day.
00:31:35They gave me a bed now.
00:31:38You want me to take me.
00:31:39hairy doghane should lay up.
00:31:41No one goes down.
00:31:41He was gonna be buried.
00:31:47They gave me another man.
00:31:49Yeah.
00:31:50So two days off,
00:31:51then I'll try to find your body.
00:31:51Then We've spent a lamp.
00:32:55Show no fear.
00:32:58No disrespect.
00:33:01Most important.
00:33:06Oh, shit.
00:33:09No rules.
00:33:11The Comanche.
00:33:12Just mount up steady like.
00:33:13They ain't gone.
00:33:30Comanche don't even have a word for retreat.
00:33:33We'll be circling right now.
00:33:34So, let's go.
00:34:04That means the other three will come from my side.
00:34:18Don't shoot. No matter what.
00:34:22Just follow me.
00:34:34Get out, Ben.
00:34:47Quiet low.
00:34:48Get out, Ben.
00:35:18All right, stay on your horse.
00:35:30Can't take on the whole bloody tribe.
00:35:48Let's go.
00:36:02Help! Help! Help!
00:36:32Help! Help!
00:37:02The Comanche.
00:37:04We don't know their names.
00:37:06You don't know nothing about engines, do you?
00:37:09If you kill a Comanche and they don't know his name,
00:37:12the spirit goes into an owl.
00:37:14And every night that owl will come around,
00:37:16calling out,
00:37:17Hoo! Hoo!
00:37:19If you can't sing out the right name,
00:37:21he'll follow you forever.
00:37:23Bad medicine.
00:37:25Sir, I learnt that secret from old Red Eagle himself.
00:37:29He was a Comanche.
00:37:31He sold me this job.
00:37:34Keeps grizzly bears away.
00:37:36Money, $30.
00:37:42I think we got a problem, Dan.
00:37:44Ranville?
00:37:46That's ten days hard ride
00:37:48from where he was sighted two days ago.
00:37:50This is horseshoe.
00:37:51No, it's called competition.
00:37:53That stuff we ran on Law & Order
00:37:55and the Younger Gang Wipeout got picked up nationwide.
00:37:58Heck, the mail made you a national hero, Dan.
00:38:00So, of course, our rivals are rooting for the underdog.
00:38:03They'll try and turn Kane into some kind of folk hero outlaw.
00:38:09And then you'll be just the lawman who failed to catch him.
00:38:13So far, it's just this one small paper.
00:38:15But it could catch on.
00:38:17Then we'll have to deflate Mr. Kane pronto.
00:38:21How?
00:38:22I can find the right people and the proper incentive.
00:38:25What I need is some financial support from the Law & Order Association.
00:38:30Well, I'm sure that can be arranged.
00:38:32Junction City and the mail are behind you 100%.
00:38:36Governor.
00:38:37I'm safe.
00:38:38There's no law in Wayside Plats.
00:38:39They've got us a cabin a couple of miles up the road.
00:38:40Tomorrow, they'll start teaching you the outlaw trade.
00:38:55And now, there's something more important.
00:38:58The Red Garda Saloon.
00:39:09There's only one reason this town exists.
00:39:11Tell me how long has it been since you headed down a woman?
00:39:16I don't know.
00:39:24Never?
00:39:29Never?!
00:39:33You're a full grown man.
00:39:35We're outlaws.
00:39:46Figured on learning how to rob banks.
00:39:55Never figured on learning you're at Lovemaking.
00:40:00Does your pecker work proper?
00:40:04Whenever a sweet smell of a gal passes close by,
00:40:07does it stand up and say howdy?
00:40:11Good.
00:40:13And you do know where to put it?
00:40:16See, you're just nervous, right?
00:40:20Hey, my first time.
00:40:23Only time in my entire life I was ever scared shitless.
00:40:29Yeah, it was a nerve jangling experience for a boy who will ever use.
00:40:37It's as simple as riding a horse.
00:40:42Start with a walk.
00:40:46Now move into a canter.
00:40:52Steady like.
00:40:53Don't trot.
00:40:54Never trot.
00:40:55Now you hold that steady canter.
00:40:58Till that sweet little creature starts to moan.
00:41:02That's your signal.
00:41:03Gap.
00:41:04Gap.
00:41:05Ride hard.
00:41:06Come on.
00:41:06Yes.
00:41:12You boys got business here?
00:41:14Yes.
00:41:14You boys got business here?
00:41:15Now remember, never just jump on a woman.
00:41:30First, tell her she's got a pretty dress,
00:41:33my soft hair,
00:41:34or in your case, stroke it a few times.
00:41:38Then jump on her.
00:41:40Love, mate.
00:41:40Jack, boys.
00:41:48Howdy.
00:41:50Hey.
00:41:52Howdy, Jack.
00:41:55All right, I know you.
00:41:59Mr. King.
00:42:01Welcome back.
00:42:03Thanks, Luke.
00:42:03What'll it be?
00:42:05The usual?
00:42:08Jack!
00:42:10Jack!
00:42:12Hey!
00:42:13Oh.
00:42:14They told me you were badly wounded,
00:42:16maybe even dead.
00:42:18Well, the fact is,
00:42:19I did stop enough lead to kill a normal man.
00:42:23Do you know me?
00:42:25I'm as tough and hard as a nickel stake.
00:42:28You surely are.
00:42:29Well, I want you to meet my new partner,
00:42:36Ben Doyle.
00:42:37Ben, this is the Miss Lana Castell.
00:42:40The prettiest gal in the county,
00:42:42the sweetest singing voice in the entire state.
00:42:46Pleased to meet you, Ben.
00:42:50Would you like a...
00:42:51Ben's a...
00:42:52Ben's a man of few words,
00:42:54but he was just saying to me on the way in
00:42:56that he'd really like it if you could organize.
00:42:58Oh.
00:43:04Pilar?
00:43:07Pilar here's a perfect match for Ben.
00:43:10He don't talk much,
00:43:11and she never stops.
00:43:13Ha!
00:43:16Now, Pilar, darling,
00:43:17I want you to take good care of our friend Ben here.
00:43:21He could surely use a nice hot bath.
00:43:24But aside from that,
00:43:26he's unsawed.
00:43:27Well, what a coincidence am I.
00:43:35What do you say you and me
00:43:36get acquainted over some bubbly champagne?
00:43:43Come on.
00:43:48Right.
00:43:49Now let you and me get on with my pleasure.
00:43:50Cowboy Joe.
00:43:58I'm going to do my specialty number now.
00:44:02Cowboy Joe.
00:44:07He was just a lonely cowboy
00:44:11with a heart so brave.
00:44:18Hey, honey!
00:44:19If you've got a scene like that, I'll...
00:44:21with eyes of heaven's own blue.
00:44:29Your sweetheart waits for you, Joe.
00:44:31Your sweetheart waits for you.
00:44:35Out on the lonely breeze.
00:44:38Out on the lonely breeze.
00:44:40Darn, if you ain't the quietest man I ever met.
00:44:44You ain't said more than two or three words
00:44:46in almost an hour.
00:44:47Mind you,
00:44:48I am not one to complain about such things.
00:44:50Most men will just interrupt a person
00:44:52or talk right on over the top of you.
00:44:54But not you, sweetie.
00:44:55You are a rare gentleman, Ben.
00:44:57Now, don't you want to say
00:45:04something sweet about me?
00:45:07And go right on ahead, darling.
00:45:14You can't talk, can you?
00:45:20Is there any other part of you
00:45:22that doesn't work properly?
00:45:23So you mean to say
00:45:29no matter what
00:45:30different things
00:45:33we find ourselves getting up to,
00:45:35you couldn't tell nobody.
00:45:37Could you ever?
00:45:53Now, isn't that a real shame?
00:46:06New York.
00:46:08We'll go to New York City.
00:46:10I reckon people there
00:46:11have got culture
00:46:11coming out of their ears.
00:46:13When, Jack?
00:46:15Well, one last job.
00:46:16I need a couple of weeks
00:46:17to get Ben ready.
00:46:18I'm glad you got Ben
00:46:19to watch your back.
00:46:21You know, there's some things
00:46:21a woman can tell right off.
00:46:23He's loyal to you.
00:46:25Yeah.
00:46:26I'll be on account
00:46:27if I saved his life.
00:46:28He got bit in the leg
00:46:29by a rattler.
00:46:30If I hadn't been there
00:46:31to calm him down
00:46:32and suck out the poison,
00:46:33he was a goner.
00:46:35Of course, we never,
00:46:36we never mention it.
00:46:38Men.
00:46:40Well, this time
00:46:42we really are going to go off
00:46:43and make a fresh start.
00:46:44I can feel it.
00:46:46Seems like only yesterday
00:46:48I promised to take you away.
00:46:49It's been nine years.
00:46:50Honey.
00:47:00What's a beer, Luke?
00:47:03Someone looking bright
00:47:04and perky this morning?
00:47:05Let me guess.
00:47:06Excited about starting
00:47:07your school today, right?
00:47:10Huh?
00:47:11Something else put that
00:47:12silly grin on your face?
00:47:14Howdy, Ben.
00:47:19What did you do last night?
00:47:26Oh, no.
00:47:27You mean you?
00:47:31Right, hon?
00:47:34I'd like to hear
00:47:35sorry from you, boy.
00:47:36That stupid grin
00:47:42just don't get it done.
00:47:50Don't look at him.
00:47:51This is, uh,
00:48:01none of my affairs, gentlemen.
00:48:11Hey, Mick.
00:48:12You gotta watch this.
00:48:15That's Comanche Doyle.
00:48:17He don't look like
00:48:18New Engine.
00:48:19He ain't.
00:48:20They call him Comanche,
00:48:22cause
00:48:22after he guns
00:48:24a man down,
00:48:25he cuts out his tongue.
00:48:29Got a dozen of them
00:48:30on a string
00:48:31around his neck.
00:48:37Under his shirt.
00:48:38Likes to feel it
00:48:40next to his skin.
00:48:46Yeah, I heard about him.
00:48:49Comanche...
00:48:49Doyle.
00:48:51Comanche Doyle.
00:48:52Yep.
00:48:52Dangerous fellow.
00:48:56About 50 bucks,
00:48:57says.
00:48:58He can drop them both
00:48:59without spilling his beer.
00:49:05Make it 100.
00:49:08Now, just hold on there.
00:49:15No point in getting
00:49:16all head up
00:49:17over a little spilled beer.
00:49:18Heck, I spill more than that
00:49:19just taking a drink.
00:49:23I guess I'm just clumsy.
00:49:27No offense, Mr. Doyle.
00:49:33Lucky fellow.
00:49:36Appreciate you, mum.
00:49:38Make them troubling
00:49:39with my town.
00:49:41Comanche.
00:49:48Come on.
00:49:59That's what you call
00:50:00bluff.
00:50:01We scared the gizzards
00:50:06out of them boys, eh?
00:50:15I surely hope
00:50:16your friend
00:50:17wasn't running from me.
00:50:18Nah, ma'am.
00:50:19He'd more likely
00:50:20be running after her
00:50:20for your little
00:50:21filly like you.
00:50:22You can be sure of that.
00:50:24Last night,
00:50:24he practically
00:50:25begged me to marry him.
00:50:26But I'm too young
00:50:29for that.
00:50:33Ah, you gotta love him.
00:50:34No point in practice than that.
00:50:55Too slow.
00:50:56Got a better idea for you.
00:50:58Take that rig off.
00:51:01Rode with a fellow once.
00:51:03Name of Bat Eyes McBain.
00:51:06Now, he really needed eyeglasses.
00:51:08Couldn't see past his hand.
00:51:10So,
00:51:12try that on.
00:51:17Made himself
00:51:18a special piece.
00:51:2720-gauge cut down.
00:51:28It's a close-up gun.
00:51:51We'll get close.
00:51:58Take it easy.
00:52:09That knot in the wall.
00:52:1645 caliber.
00:52:2350 caliber special.
00:52:26Lightning don't strike twice.
00:52:27Once is enough.
00:52:29Now,
00:52:30this shotgun,
00:52:32six or seven paces.
00:52:33Blow a man clean
00:52:34out of his boots.
00:52:36But at 30 paces,
00:52:45it'll just make him
00:52:46real pissed off.
00:52:56Put it away.
00:52:57Now,
00:53:00no point pulling a gun on a man
00:53:02if you look like a scared rabbit.
00:53:05You gotta look right through him
00:53:06like he's nothing.
00:53:12Think like
00:53:13you're a rattlesnake
00:53:16and he's just a little mouse.
00:53:18me?
00:53:27Is that how I do it?
00:53:30No.
00:53:32I just, uh,
00:53:33I just know I'm good.
00:53:34real good.
00:53:50that tale I was tellin'
00:53:51about you being Comanche,
00:54:07That tale I was telling about you being Comanche, Doyle,
00:54:11ain't entirely made up.
00:54:13Of course, it ain't true about Comanche cutting out a man's tongue.
00:54:16Ben, I want you to have this.
00:54:21The fact is, ain't even an Injun charm.
00:54:24I got it off an old Chinaman.
00:54:26It's a fertility charm.
00:54:28They ain't tongues.
00:54:30They're, um, testicles.
00:54:32You know, balls.
00:54:34From now on, they're tongues, Comanche.
00:54:38Ah, I ain't to thank me.
00:54:40Just get on with your gum practice.
00:54:42Let's fix us up a bit of grub.
00:54:46Heard talk you used to lay low around these parts.
00:54:51Figured he'd hit here if he was all shot up.
00:54:53How shot up don't matter.
00:54:55The reward stands.
00:54:57Alive or dead.
00:54:59Now, I can't recollect anyone like that.
00:55:02Hey, Lana, these two, uh, lawmen are asking about it now.
00:55:07Law by the name of Lightning Jack Kane.
00:55:09You know him?
00:55:11Lawmen?
00:55:14Lawmen are always fat old grouchy types.
00:55:16If you two are lawmen, you can lock me up.
00:55:19No, ma'am.
00:55:20We are the law.
00:55:22One.
00:55:22Special U.S.
00:55:24Deputy Martians.
00:55:27You know Kane?
00:55:28Oh, I met him once.
00:55:29That was enough.
00:55:31He was no outlaw.
00:55:32Outlaws can be gentlemen.
00:55:33No, sir.
00:55:34Mr. Lightning Jack Kane was a mean, low-down, conniving skunk.
00:55:40I heard he's dead.
00:55:41I hope he is.
00:55:46You boys look, uh, parched.
00:55:50Sally?
00:55:52Why don't you find these two handsome boys a table while I hustle up something?
00:55:57Wait.
00:55:57You should be on the stage, y'all.
00:56:09I could swear you meant that.
00:56:11Yeah, well, that part about Jack being low-down, mean, conniving skunk, I meant it.
00:56:15Huh?
00:56:16You be careful.
00:56:18Them boys are total badgers.
00:56:19I guess that makes it legal.
00:56:21They got a smell of death on them.
00:56:24I know.
00:56:25I just want to know why the sudden interest in Jack...
00:56:40Look out.
00:56:42Look out.
00:56:43It's me, Lana.
00:56:49Jack.
00:56:51Jack.
00:56:54I'm awake.
00:56:56You told me you always let buck naked.
00:56:59Yeah.
00:57:00Well, I do, but, uh, wouldn't be decent in front of another man.
00:57:07Except, uh, that what brought you here in the middle of the night started thinking about me buck naked.
00:57:17I came here to warn you.
00:57:18Uh, there's two deputy marshals in town telling folks there's a dead or alive reward on you.
00:57:25Dead or alive reward?
00:57:27How much reward?
00:57:28I think they said 200.
00:57:33$200.
00:57:34Well, maybe it was 2,000.
00:57:36What's the difference?
00:57:37It's dead or alive.
00:57:39What's the difference?
00:57:42Women.
00:57:42$200 is a fitting reward for a two-bit cattle rustler.
00:57:48Darling, I'm not than Jack Cain.
00:57:51A bank robber and a cold-blooded killer.
00:57:53Yeah, silly me.
00:57:58I must have panicked.
00:58:00Maybe they said 5,000.
00:58:045,000?
00:58:05Yeah, it sounds more like it.
00:58:07Saddle up, Ben.
00:58:10Folks around here are turning their kinfolk for less than that.
00:58:13$5,000, eh?
00:58:18Jack, I'm scared.
00:58:22Ah.
00:58:23The law's been on my tail for years.
00:58:25No, this is different.
00:58:25These are bounty hunters.
00:58:27And there's more coming.
00:58:28Some marshal up north has been hiring killers.
00:58:32Special deputies.
00:58:34Dan Kurtz, Junction City.
00:58:36It's not safe for you here anymore, Jack.
00:58:39We can't come back.
00:58:41Ah.
00:58:41See, we can't.
00:58:42No, no matter.
00:58:43You...
00:58:43I ain't planning to come back.
00:58:46Not more than once.
00:58:47I'll take you with me, like I promised.
00:58:54When?
00:58:56One last big job.
00:58:58I'll be back at the end of the month.
00:59:02You'll be ready to run.
00:59:07Got my word.
00:59:13Hi.
00:59:16I don't suppose you picked up one of them wanted posters with my name on it?
00:59:21No.
00:59:28This is just a small town.
00:59:35We need a big city bank.
00:59:37Like Junction City.
00:59:41Right.
00:59:42Rob that bank again.
00:59:43Ha.
00:59:43I can never go back there.
00:59:45The whole town is deputized.
00:59:49Lightning.
00:59:50Never.
00:59:51Lightning never strikes twice.
00:59:52You've got a point.
00:59:55It's the last place on earth anyone would expect me to turn up.
00:59:58Starting to think like an outlaw, kid.
01:00:07Here it is.
01:00:08The biggest scattles to have all the year.
01:00:11Junction City, Oxen Yards.
01:00:13Friday the 27th.
01:00:17That's next Friday.
01:00:19That bank will be fattening the baker's wife.
01:00:23You and me are going to take it.
01:00:30Get us another beer, Ben.
01:00:31Want to do some more thinking?
01:00:33Oh, sorry.
01:00:36Get us another drink.
01:00:37Comanche.
01:00:50Hey, boy.
01:00:53Me and my friends were just wondering about that.
01:00:57You planning on drawing down on a squirrel?
01:01:00Or a duck?
01:01:03That man in the black coat.
01:01:13That's John T. Coles.
01:01:15Coles?
01:01:16The gunfire from up north?
01:01:28What's the matter, boy?
01:01:29You think you can see a squirrel?
01:01:44Gentlemen.
01:01:44This is Mr. Comanche Doyle.
01:01:51He's a bit, uh...
01:01:53So the folks around here don't pay him.
01:01:55Never mind.
01:01:55You're doing a lot of flapping off at the mouth, mister.
01:01:58You buying into this?
01:02:00You can let that big mouth of yours just go on flapping.
01:02:03You're right, sir.
01:02:18This is none of my business.
01:02:22My big mouth is shut tight.
01:02:25I was just about to leave.
01:02:29Good idea.
01:02:30Just stick your tail between your legs and slink out of here like a yellow dog.
01:02:41Here.
01:02:42Try mine.
01:02:44Get.
01:02:44Get.
01:02:44You can't take on four guns, kid.
01:02:53Now then.
01:02:55Mister Comanche.
01:02:59You got two choices.
01:03:01Either you pull that squirrel gun of yours, or I pull it for you.
01:03:05Maybe stick it up your squirrel ass.
01:03:28Here.
01:03:29Four is hard.
01:03:32But three.
01:03:33Easy.
01:03:45I'm so good, I scare myself.
01:03:51You boys are lucky.
01:03:53They have commands you have drawn down on you.
01:03:57Ben?
01:03:59Hold it right there, mister.
01:04:01You blink an eye.
01:04:03I'll cut you in half.
01:04:12Good night, Matthew.
01:04:13Good night, Jeff.
01:04:15Sure.
01:04:16Here's there was another drifter involved, but he's cadetting fast.
01:04:20Nobody in town ever seen any of them before.
01:04:22But one of the boys said he had the name Comanche Doyle.
01:04:26That be you, Mr. Gunfighter?
01:04:31Comanche?
01:04:36Maybe a good pistol whipping will loosen up your tongue.
01:04:38Leave it be, Bart.
01:04:40It don't matter none what he calls himself.
01:04:43I'll telegraph his description around tomorrow.
01:04:46My guess is we'll know who he is, Ben.
01:04:48And anybody that fast with a gun has got to be wanted for something.
01:04:54You know, men like you have got to understand.
01:04:58The old ways is finished.
01:05:03You can't outrun the wire.
01:05:06This is the 19th century.
01:05:11Check around outside, Bart.
01:05:13Make sure the boys have settled down for the night.
01:05:15It's been a long time, Jack.
01:05:35At least ten years, Tom.
01:05:36Yeah.
01:05:37How have you been?
01:05:38Eh, surviving.
01:05:39Just surviving.
01:05:41You know, I can't let you just walk away with too many witnesses.
01:05:47Well, tomorrow the old county's gonna know about the shootout.
01:05:52Shit.
01:05:53Ten years ago, I'd have kicked this cell door down and rode out of town with you.
01:05:57But now...
01:05:58Nah.
01:05:59Just do your job, Tom.
01:06:01We all gotta survive the best way we can.
01:06:04Don't take it personal.
01:06:07I didn't put no name to the description.
01:06:09It's the best I can do, partner.
01:06:14Appreciate it.
01:06:15Hold quiet outside, Sheriff.
01:06:18Well, you're deputized, Bart.
01:06:21Just don't get close to the drifter.
01:06:24And I'll spell you about sunup.
01:06:28Lock her up tight.
01:06:29Evening, Sheriff.
01:06:41Lock her up tight.
01:07:04Lock her up tight.
01:07:05Lock Kong.
01:07:06You're a tough guy.
01:07:07You're trying to hold her up tight.
01:07:08You're some Spartacus.
01:07:08You're not seminary.
01:07:08Help her up tight.
01:07:08You're over and cut her up tight.
01:07:09That's fine.
01:07:10So-
01:07:11Who's there?
01:07:17You boys connect the field all you want. I ain't looking up for nobody.
01:07:23Go home and sleep it off.
01:07:26Darn fool.
01:07:40Darn fool.
01:08:10Darn fool.
01:08:31We're lucky here.
01:08:33No aiming sights.
01:08:40You sure got lucky in that ruckus, boy.
01:08:44No, you got lucky.
01:08:46Lucky I didn't blow a hole in that big turd you're using for a head.
01:08:49On your feet, son of a bitch.
01:09:14Slowly, boy.
01:09:16One hand out front, the other on your head.
01:09:20Come closer.
01:09:31Back up.
01:09:40Now you can bunk down.
01:09:41No point in me missing a good night's sleep over a scum like you.
01:09:52No point in me.
01:09:53No point in me.
01:09:58Don't go.
01:09:59No point in me.
01:10:02No point in me.
01:10:05Hey, deputy.
01:10:27Hey.
01:10:28Hey.
01:10:29Hey.
01:10:40Hurry up.
01:10:42Come on.
01:10:48Come.
01:10:49Hey.
01:10:58Fire.
01:11:28Come on.
01:11:33Come on.
01:11:34Come on.
01:11:35Come on.
01:11:42Let's go.
01:12:12Let's go.
01:12:42Let's go.
01:12:48You got religion, Ben?
01:12:51No, I never thought much on it myself.
01:12:54Till back there when you came through the flames,
01:12:57thought you was old Satan himself, come to claim me personal.
01:13:00I've come to thinking, Ben, you've got a shortcoming.
01:13:10It just ain't partial to pulling that trigger and blowing a man's head off, right?
01:13:14Hey, don't be ashamed, Ben.
01:13:20Nobody's perfect.
01:13:21Even I got one flaw in my nature.
01:13:24Never could trust anyone.
01:13:27Till now.
01:13:29You being gun shy don't matter.
01:13:31Shit, I shoot better than any two men alive anyway.
01:13:33Anyway, what counts is I trust you, partner.
01:13:40Trust you like a brother.
01:13:43And that touches me.
01:13:46To feel like I should give you a big hug.
01:13:49So it's a lucky thing we don't do that kind of sissy stuff.
01:13:54$3 now, $4 now, $4 now, $4 now, $4 now, $5, $5 really better, $5 now, $6, $6 now, $7, $11 now, $8, $8, $8, $8...
01:14:15Okay, the sales finish at 3 o'clock.
01:14:19By 5, that bank will be bursting on the seams with cash.
01:14:23Then we go in and pay our respects.
01:14:32Yeah, I'm out.
01:14:34That's what's going to give us the element of surprise.
01:14:39I'll show you.
01:14:40Beg your pardon, sir.
01:14:46That bank over there, is that where those outlaws were ambushed?
01:14:50It surely is, sir.
01:14:52You were right.
01:14:54Outlaws.
01:14:55Makes me nervous about depositing our cash there.
01:14:58Gentlemen, gentlemen, you are looking at the safest bank in the state.
01:15:01For every businessman in town is a member.
01:15:04And at the first tent of trouble...
01:15:06No outlaw in the territory would even think about it.
01:15:19Not after the way we handled that younger gang.
01:15:23You were part of that.
01:15:27I was first to spot them.
01:15:29I guess I...
01:15:30I'm just having an eye for trouble.
01:15:33That's, uh, definitely the bank for us, sir.
01:15:44For sure.
01:15:50Oh, no.
01:15:53The good side is that he couldn't spot an outlaw if they took a dump in his hat.
01:15:58The bad side is he just proved it.
01:16:01No.
01:16:02Two riders.
01:16:06One on the left.
01:16:07That's J.D. Kincaid.
01:16:09One of the bank robbery in four states.
01:16:12Hope he didn't spot me.
01:16:14His gang must be in town somewhere.
01:16:16He wouldn't be dumb enough to try and take that bank with just two men.
01:16:25That's different.
01:16:25You better follow him.
01:16:28Careful, though.
01:16:30I'll meet you back at the stables.
01:16:31I'll meet you back at the stables.
01:16:31All right.
01:16:33I'm out.
01:16:33Let me see.
01:16:34All right.
01:16:42Police, six of them.
01:17:12One of them, a guy with an eyepatch, big fella, Dutch Spencer.
01:17:18That's the Kincaid gang.
01:17:19They're here after the bank.
01:17:24Should've known.
01:17:25Biggest cattle sale of the year.
01:17:27Town not expecting anything.
01:17:29Outlaw thinkable.
01:17:33We got two choices.
01:17:36We go in now, first.
01:17:38Take the bank right now.
01:17:40It's not worth taking until the sale's over.
01:17:43Second choice.
01:17:44We let Kincaid knock over the bank.
01:17:46We jump him on the way out of town.
01:17:49Which way out of town?
01:17:51I hate these big cities.
01:17:55What?
01:17:56Three.
01:17:58Third choice.
01:18:01We quit.
01:18:02Find another bank.
01:18:08Two.
01:18:09Four.
01:18:11Three.
01:18:13Two.
01:18:14Three.
01:18:15Let's go.
01:18:45What is it?
01:18:51Outlaws.
01:18:52Bank.
01:18:53I got to alert the members.
01:18:56Pete, you go get the marshal and I'll, uh, I'll sound the alarm.
01:19:01Don't run.
01:19:15I got to alert the members.
01:19:45Hold it! Hold it! Hold it right there!
01:19:51Don't shoot!
01:19:52All right, step forward.
01:19:54Everybody, step forward.
01:19:58Put your weapons on the ground.
01:20:00Lay them on the ground.
01:20:01This way. Hurry.
01:20:04Set it up right there. That's good.
01:20:05Do like a shot of Marshall Kurtz.
01:20:07Capturing all the bank robbers already.
01:20:10All right.
01:20:12Hold it.
01:20:15Hold it.
01:20:17Hold it.
01:20:18Hold it.
01:20:19Hold it.
01:20:20Hold it.
01:20:21Yeah!
01:20:22Yeah!
01:20:23Yeah!
01:20:24Yeah!
01:20:25Yeah!
01:20:26Yeah!
01:20:27Yeah!
01:20:28Yeah!
01:20:29Oh!
01:20:30No!
01:20:31Hey!
01:20:32Come on, you side-riders!
01:20:34Hold it down!
01:20:35You got a lot of effort?
01:20:36Come on!
01:20:37All right, now.
01:20:38Get down!
01:20:39All right, now.
01:20:40Get down!
01:20:41Get down!
01:20:42Get down!
01:20:43All right, now.
01:20:44Get down!
01:20:45Get down!
01:20:46Get down!
01:20:47Get down!
01:20:48I've got a shot right in front of the cow vault.
01:20:49Bring the camera to this place.
01:20:50I swear I'll never forget the look on their faces when they saw all those guys.
01:20:53Yes, sirree.
01:20:54It'll be a cold day in hell before any outlaw even thinks about robbing this...
01:21:28You're the committee of the Law and Order Association.
01:21:36Now you must stand perfectly still.
01:21:49Wait for me at the horse. There's one more thing I've got to do.
01:21:58Now, gentlemen, just a little bit closer together, please.
01:22:05And if you folks will move off just a little bit, thank you very much.
01:22:08Now, gentlemen, please.
01:22:10It still is possible.
01:22:12This one is for the big papers back east.
01:22:14They'll want to see the original committee.
01:22:16And, of course, our next governor.
01:22:18All right, gentlemen, hold it.
01:22:48How long are these buzzards going to stay in town?
01:22:58All as long as they're being paid.
01:23:01They'll stay until they realize that Jack ain't never coming back.
01:23:06Ever?
01:23:07But he promised Lana.
01:23:08Oh, right.
01:23:11A man don't have to keep his word to a whore?
01:23:14Someone should have told Lana that ten years ago.
01:23:19Maybe.
01:23:20She ain't gonna hear it today.
01:23:21Lana, why don't you come inside and share a nice, cool lemonade with me?
01:23:34Oh, I'm just getting a breath of fresh air away from them.
01:23:38Jack's most likely waiting until things get a bit quieter here.
01:23:42Well, of course.
01:23:43I mean, he can't just ride up in broad daylight.
01:23:48They'd spot him a mile away.
01:23:51Honey, how many men have asked you to ride off with them, maybe even marry up with them?
01:23:59More than that can count.
01:24:01Well, start counting, darling.
01:24:03Or one day you're gonna be standing on some dusty porch waiting for a night in shining armor
01:24:07that really ain't a night at all.
01:24:08Just some gritty old cow.
01:24:21Come on.
01:24:40Shut up.
01:24:42Just shut up and drive.
01:24:44Right in, ma'am.
01:24:45Kincaid gang.
01:24:58Hey, Ben.
01:24:59Relax.
01:25:00Lana will be all right.
01:25:02That's just a hick town, no sheriff.
01:25:05Besides, it's been two weeks and no one's looking for us.
01:25:07Yep.
01:25:12We did the perfect crime, kid.
01:25:17And no one will ever know about it.
01:25:26Whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:25:28Whoa.
01:25:28Did you get everything, honey?
01:25:35Any problems?
01:25:36Maybe.
01:25:38Ben, why don't you check my supplies, make sure I packed them nice and tight.
01:25:40Newspaper got a letter with this bank manager's watch as proof.
01:25:55The letter says that you were the mastermind behind the robbery.
01:25:59That you double-crossed the Kincaid gang.
01:26:02They even pointed out your photograph.
01:26:06And Jack...
01:26:08The letter was signed Comanche.
01:26:10Read out that pot underneath my likeness.
01:26:22Read it out loud.
01:26:26$10,000 reward for Mr. Lightning Jack Kane.
01:26:30Described by Marshal Kurtz as meaner than a rattlesnake and twice as cunning.
01:26:35Oh, Ben.
01:26:37Why?
01:26:40$10,000 reward.
01:26:58Men are in a rattlesnake.
01:27:06Twice as cunning.
01:27:08$10,000.
01:27:08That's Indian, Richard.
01:27:18You better get rolling.
01:27:21Every lawman in the territory is going to be looking for me and Ben.
01:27:25Maybe every lawman in the country.
01:27:27Right.
01:27:28Hey, Ben.
01:27:37We're the Kane gang.
01:27:39Outlaws.
01:27:42Jack, folks in town said this trail leads to hostile Apache country.
01:27:46Good.
01:27:47See this?
01:27:49It's a spirit bag.
01:27:52Bought it off an Apache medicine man.
01:27:54That makes me a full-blood brother to the Apache.
01:27:57I'm practically family.
01:27:59It's only $50.
01:28:00Well, even if it works for you, what about me and Ben?
01:28:03No problem.
01:28:05See, this covers my whole family.
01:28:06I just tell them you're my wife and Ben's our kid.
01:28:17Anyway, relax.
01:28:19I ain't an engine within a hundred miles of here.
01:28:22I can tell.
01:28:40Hey, Ben.
01:28:42Deborah.
01:28:42Hey, Ben.
01:28:45Jesus.
01:28:48Hey.
01:28:48Hey.
01:28:51Hey, Ben.
01:28:52Hey.
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