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00:00As all romantics know true love begins with a balcony
00:06But was there ever a love story of more war
00:13Than this of six juliettes and their romeos
00:18Where's our six penises?
00:21We're looking back at a week of two households
00:24Andra-da, no big ba-da, sitting in casa
00:28And like in all good drama
00:30We have comedy
00:32Tragedy
00:36No
00:36Romance
00:41Star-crossed lovers
00:43And wit worthy of Shakespeare himself
00:47Calm for the cock
00:49It's like a midsummer's night dream
00:52Make that a nightmare
00:54And just like a Shakespeare play
00:57It goes on for ages
00:58And no one has a clue what the characters are talking about
01:01A cosy
01:02Cosy
01:02I literally pushed Moses down the river Nile
01:05So forget to be or not to be
01:08Because we have a bigger question
01:10Moon landing a hoax?
01:11Potentially
01:11Buckle up for Castle Week
01:14Castle
01:14It's Love Island Unseen Bits
01:18Proper cloudy
01:35Look at that
01:36Yeah
01:36Even that
01:40Oh my
01:41Is that one coming this way?
01:42Yeah
01:43Oh wow
01:45It's all about it sometimes
01:49Yeah I can imagine
01:51Whoa
01:55This is Love Island
01:56We don't do bad weather
01:58Fortunately we have the power to wind the clock back to a time before ill feelings
02:08Go on carry on
02:10Don't mind me
02:11A time before things got messy
02:14Didn't need that did I?
02:20When everyone had each other's backs
02:22Do you want me to do your back geez?
02:25I don't mind
02:26So let's get back to an era I call
02:30BC
02:31No not Bubbly Corner
02:34It stands for Before Casa
02:37So grab the popcorn and let's take a nostalgia trip to a more innocent time
02:41Although not that much more innocent
02:43Open your goal
02:45Bigger and wider than that
02:46It's going to need to go way wider than that
02:48Let's get those tongues wagging
02:53This is Love Island Unseen Bits
02:56At the end of last week Ben had a huge decision to make and he couldn't have been happier about it
03:08I'm just going to have to just choose one
03:13So the girl I want to couple up with is Shakira
03:18Nice Ben
03:25I feel really that hard so this would be nice about me
03:28We'll work on it
03:29So we sent Ben and Shakira away to work on that
03:32You've heard of a bottomless brunch
03:34Well this is more of a banterless brunch
03:36Great chat guys and here are some more
03:42It's Love Island Unseen Brunch
03:45Do you cut up croissants here like that?
03:47Well it's a bit big isn't it?
03:50No?
03:51It's soft
03:52In the middle it looks crispy
03:54Oh well that was great wasn't it?
03:56Missed my plate
03:57I'm more like
04:00I'm more like
04:02What colour is grumpiness?
04:09You should be able to know this one
04:11You tell me what colour grumpiness is
04:13Yeah you should definitely know that
04:15Yes
04:17Do you know what that thing in the back of your throat is called?
04:24Yeah
04:24The uvula
04:25Wait which bit are you talking about?
04:27The dangly thing
04:28Oh is it? Oh it's called that?
04:30No
04:31It's not that bad
04:37It went down the wrong hole
04:39No that was wrong
04:43We don't mind that
04:44Eddie's real
04:47Are they?
04:51T
04:52You know the thing at the back of your throat
04:54The thing that dangles
04:55No that's what you're talking about
04:56No the one that dangles down
04:58That's your tonsils
04:58No it's not
04:59No it's not
05:00What the fuck is that there?
05:01A uvula
05:01Tonsils are like in the side
05:02What's it called?
05:04The uvula
05:05The uvula
05:05I thought the big dangly
05:07Yeah that's your tonsils
05:08No because you have tonsillitis bro
05:10You don't take the dangly thing in your fucking throat do you?
05:12I thought it was your tonsils
05:13What are you two talking about?
05:14Yeah yeah yeah
05:15No it's good
05:15Romantic guys
05:17Yeah
05:18What colour is excitement?
05:24I don't know
05:25What colour can you show it?
05:29Excitement's probably like hot pink
05:31To me
05:33What's hot pink?
05:34Like really really bright pink
05:36Like
05:37Yeah
05:37Like a ball desk in that
05:40Me too
05:41I'm off to meet a new bombshell
05:42Uvula
05:43Here's a question that nobody wants after a big brunch
05:54Who fancies a game of football?
05:57Boys please stand in front of the fire pitch
06:00The players lined up in two teams ready for kick off
06:04And believe me
06:05It is about to kick off
06:07As there isn't a terrace big enough to handle this rowdy crowd
06:12They think it's all over
06:16Hi boys
06:17It is now
06:19We'll see you a casa amor
06:23And so it was time for the boys to play away
06:27Yeah
06:28Yo
06:30Yo
06:31Oh shit
06:35I've lost my slide now
06:38I've lost my slide now
06:39On the head bend
06:42Yo my hat
06:43Yo my hat come on
06:44The home team felt relegated
06:48No
06:49While the boys celebrated promotion
06:51Before walking out onto the hallowed astroturf of Casa Amor
07:12In search of a new keeper
07:14What's going on?
07:18Let's blow the whistle and bring on some unseen own goals
07:21Say my name
07:23Dajon
07:24Yeah you say it wrong
07:25Am I?
07:26Yeah
07:27How do I say it?
07:28Dajon
07:29Dajon
07:30Oh
07:31There you go
07:32Dajon
07:33Dajon
07:34Dajon
07:35Dajon's no good
07:36Dajon
07:37Yeah Dajon's no good
07:38D in it
07:39They call me Big D
07:40Big D?
07:42What's up?
07:43My dad's been late to you
07:45Your dad really liked me really?
07:46Yeah
07:47That's good to hear
07:48Yeah
07:49D'you not feel like you could take me home no?
07:50Fucking hell
07:51Give me a little bit of praise
07:52I can talk for England
07:53I like that yeah
07:54No yeah you definitely can up my own way
07:55I think I can have a conversation with a brick wall
07:57Yeah, is that where you're having a conversation with me, is it?
08:00LAUGHTER
08:02Is that what you're trying to do, yeah?
08:04What do you mean? Exactly.
08:06You can only do it under my own terms.
08:08What is that? What is... What even is that?
08:12LAUGHTER
08:14What's going on?
08:16Can you blame me? I'm not blaming you at all.
08:19So much to...
08:21..discuss.
08:23What, between us? Mm.
08:25Do you think? There's a lot that's, er...
08:28Yeah. There's a fly on your head. Yeah, well...
08:31Give that fly a red card!
08:33Ho!
08:41With the boys off the casa, naturally the girls were heartbroken...
08:45..for about five seconds.
08:47If you could have your dream man walk in right now,
08:50what would he look like?
08:51Don't say you're a partner. No. No, no, no.
08:54Yeah. Well, I'm sorry.
08:55OK, so if I could have my dream man walk in,
08:57it would be Damson Idris. OK.
08:59Yeah.
09:00So, guys, if anyone that looks like Damson Idris walks in,
09:03that's my...
09:04Did you wish?
09:06I want my neighbour to walk in.
09:09Sadly, Damson Idris and Tony's neighbour were unavailable
09:13as they were booked for Love Island USA this year.
09:16But, girls, give me some ideas of what you're looking for
09:19and I'll see what you can do.
09:23Bring my neighbour in. He's really hot.
09:25Will you stop banging on about your neighbour, Tony?
09:27He's really hot.
09:28Shakira, show him how it's done.
09:29I love a northerner.
09:30I'm really upset there's no Scousers or Georgies.
09:32I'm really surprised, isn't it?
09:33Oh, yeah, there's no Scousers.
09:34Yeah, there's no Scousers.
09:35Get me a Scouser.
09:37You listen to me right now.
09:39I want a sexy Scouser, right?
09:41He's got to have more than six GCSEs and past maths and English.
09:45Preferably, B+.
09:48We're manifesting.
09:49Right, OK, I want a tanned, sexy...
09:54Yeah.
09:55What else?
09:56Girls, what traits do we want in men we're manifesting?
09:58I don't know what traits.
09:59Give me, give me, give me a plan after midnight
10:03Want somebody help me change the shadow subway
10:07It's funny.
10:08Athletic.
10:09Athletic, yeah.
10:10Really confident.
10:11Tattoos.
10:12Six pack.
10:13Really fucking tall.
10:15Funny.
10:16Fit.
10:17Smart.
10:18Yes.
10:19Funny.
10:20Confident.
10:21Hilarious.
10:22Tattooed.
10:23Loyal.
10:24Not a whore.
10:25Yes.
10:26He could be a whore for me.
10:27Scous.
10:28I've got to have fax the Scouser.
10:29Yeah, alright, you can have that one.
10:31I'll take him off you afterwards.
10:33Yeah, I was going to say, you'll have him in the either way.
10:35I'll take him off you afterwards.
10:37Do you know what?
10:38I don't know what a Scouse is.
10:39What's a Scouse?
10:40A Scouse is basically everything you just asked for,
10:43but with a unique way of saying,
10:45Chechen.
10:46After a quiet afternoon, the girls are getting ready for the evening, but without boys around,
10:56I suspect some of them may have some leftover energy to burn off.
11:01I'm just going to make a little pyramid.
11:02You don't have enough.
11:03Oh!
11:04Oh!
11:05Oh!
11:06Oh!
11:07Oh!
11:08Oh!
11:09Oh!
11:10Oh!
11:11Oh!
11:12Oh!
11:13Oh!
11:14Oh!
11:15Oh!
11:16Oh!
11:17Oh!
11:18Oh!
11:19Oh!
11:20Oh!
11:21Oh!
11:22Oh!
11:23Oh!
11:24Oh!
11:25What?!
11:26What happened next?
11:29I know what I'm open for, but we'll have to stay tuned to find out.
11:33to find out.
12:03We don't have time to do it again girls. We need to crackle with more Love Island Unseen Bits.
12:22So sit back and let us spoon feed you the taste as unseen action from the villa.
12:26This lot really are a handful. So expect belly laughs.
12:31I didn't realize you had a belly button.
12:34Pearson.
12:35A belly button.
12:36To be fair.
12:37Everyone's got a belly button mate.
12:38I've got an out.
12:39Oh no.
12:40Any.
12:41Yeah.
12:42So limber up for some serious bet hopping for Love Island Unseen Bits.
12:50Just keep dancing.
12:57Before the break the girls are playing jenga with the furniture.
13:01Do you sit on it?
13:03Boo!
13:04I've been mixed!
13:06No, no, we're not having another event box incident.
13:10That's giving health and safety risk if she gets a bummer.
13:13Oh, they just took it down again. I was hoping one of them would try to sit on a stool and
13:18fall off.
13:19Hallelujah! My prayers were answered.
13:29It's a stool tied down!
13:32It wasn't even that much of a health and safety risk. The boys are outside building a lighthouse
13:37by balancing the fire pit on top of bean bags.
13:49Tommy knows that the first night in Casa should be celebrated with a toast as everyone is about
13:54to have an experience unlike anything they've had before.
13:58Here's the beautiful girls, beautiful people, great memories.
14:01Casa!
14:02Let's go!
14:04Except, hang on a minute, some of you have been here before.
14:07Well, not here. There must be an identical looking villa next door.
14:12Remember this unseen bit, Giorgio?
14:20You could be worse. You could have sangria down your top.
14:24Oh, imagine that, walking into the Love Island villa and you had a t-shirt that's got a sangria down.
14:29You've got a white so I thought I'd like a sangria down.
14:31Never get a second chance to make a first impression and you look like a donut.
14:34You are lucky, Giorgio, as this time you do get a second chance to make a first impression.
14:40This time, mind your drink.
14:42Here's the beautiful girls, beautiful people.
14:45Oh!
14:48Holy shit! Is that red light?
14:51Yeah.
14:52Mate, you need to chill out with your hands.
14:54Oh, no.
14:55You didn't need that on a big night.
14:57Beautiful girls, beautiful people!
15:01What was that?
15:02Oh, gee, I'm so sorry.
15:04Oh, no.
15:05Oh, go on then, Giorgio.
15:07Just for you, you can have a third chance to make a first impression.
15:12Do you have any hidden talents?
15:14Do you ever watch Little Britain?
15:15Oh, I love it.
15:16Did you?
15:17I love that show.
15:18You know Marjorie Dorch, you know Fat Fighter?
15:21Oh, yes!
15:22So I can do... I can do that.
15:24Do it right now!
15:28Welcome to Fat Fighter Statue!
15:32Oh, my God!
15:37That was so good!
15:39Surprised me.
15:40Surprised me, too.
15:41I can't believe you got through the last swig without spilling a drop.
16:01Back at the villa with no boys around to impress, the girls can let loose and relax.
16:05Although I find you can get too loose and too relaxed.
16:08Actually, no, I'd rather...
16:10Oh, I don't know.
16:11Oh!
16:14What the fuck was that?
16:16That was an airy fart, girl!
16:19I bet that fucking stink!
16:20Was that Emily?
16:21No!
16:22It was Helena!
16:23Helena, that breaks!
16:25Helena's followed through.
16:27Helena, that's disgusting.
16:29I've just dribbled.
16:32I love how people automatically assume it's me.
16:34I miss me.
16:35No, because if it was Emily, I'd be scared.
16:37No need to ask what Helena's been eating, as you can all taste it in the air.
16:41But what's Tony eating now?
16:43What are they supposed to taste like?
16:46I don't know.
16:47Prone cocktail?
16:48But then I got...
16:50Then I got paprika taste.
16:52Prone cocktail!
16:55That's a real flavour, you know.
16:56Of chips?
16:58Yeah, but is that why you were laughing?
16:59Yes!
17:00That's a really British crisp.
17:01That's disgusting.
17:02I fucking love prawn cocktails.
17:04Ew!
17:05Guys, Tony's never had a prawn cocktail crisp.
17:08She thought I was taking the piss.
17:10No, no, no, no.
17:11They're last!
17:12They're banging.
17:13They're actual banging.
17:14That's so disgusting.
17:16They're well good.
17:17And if you don't fancy eating a prawn cocktail crisp, Tony,
17:20wait till you hear what Shakira's ordered for supper.
17:22Where's our six penises?
17:26I'm not surprised.
17:28Why?
17:29We never get spoiled.
17:30Yeah, that's true, actually.
17:31Wrong show, Shakira.
17:32This is Love Island.
17:33We don't do bush-tucker trials.
17:36It's bedtime at Casa and it may be the first night, but Tommy is already getting some great
17:48tongue action.
17:49Oh, tongue brush, I love.
17:50Yeah?
17:51Do you use one as well?
17:52No, I can't.
17:53I'm the only one that uses this.
17:55I don't know, I look like a bit of a prick when I do it.
17:58I don't even know if I'm doing it right.
18:01I'll be honest, I've never written instructions.
18:03I'm sorry.
18:06I'm sorry, Charlie, but honestly, like...
18:09Does it look alright?
18:10Does it look like I'm doing it the right way?
18:12No, no, no.
18:16No, I can't.
18:17I can't.
18:18It's all right, I'll let you brush your teeth.
18:20I'll do it, I'll do it.
18:21No, I've done my teeth.
18:22I've done my teeth.
18:23I've done my teeth.
18:24I've done my teeth.
18:25Oh, no.
18:26I'm sorry.
18:27What?
18:28Why would you expect me to do it?
18:31I can't.
18:32I need a mouthwash, don't make me laugh.
18:35I'm sorry.
18:38Sorry.
18:39Sorry.
18:40Sorry.
18:41Sorry.
18:42Sorry.
18:43Sorry.
18:44We're too far.
18:47Oh, God, horrible.
18:53I'm telling you, I've done one of the best things I've ever thought, if you brush...
18:56Oh, okay. Oh, fucking hell!
18:59You've done that... I've done that at all.
19:02Thanks, boys, but in the future,
19:04it might be best you just leave the gags to me.
19:07Oh, fucking hell, it's still over.
19:15With the boys in Casa, the girls were patiently waiting.
19:18It felt like they can before the...
19:20Wait, how does the phrase go again?
19:22The calm before the cock.
19:26Come on. Come on, boys.
19:28Give us something.
19:29Please be fit, please be fit, please be fit, please be fit, please be fit, please be fit.
19:33Well, girls, good things come to those who wait.
19:44And wait.
19:45Is anyone's heart we're going?
19:47Yeah, mine is.
19:48Can I hear him?
19:49Oh, my God.
19:50USDA certified lead.
19:51And wait.
19:52Can I hear him?
19:53Oh, my God.
19:54USDA certified lead.
19:55And wait.
19:56Can I hear him?
19:57Oh, my God.
19:58Can I hear him?
19:59Oh, my God.
20:00USDA certified lead.
20:02Good news, girls, the waiting is almost over.
20:04Almost.
20:05When I sit like this, can you see my tits?
20:08No.
20:09Is there a nipple slip like?
20:10I feel like there is.
20:11I can't see any.
20:12Let me push it up.
20:13I can't see any.
20:14I'm going to melt.
20:17Oh, there's a breeze here.
20:19When I sit like this, can you see my tits?
20:22No.
20:22Is there a nipple slip like?
20:24I feel like there is.
20:25I can't see anything.
20:26Let me push it up.
20:32I'm going to melt.
20:33Oh, there's a breeze here.
20:43Sorry girls, the boys normally come quicker than that.
20:49Things got hot and steamy in Casa, so Andrada is wondering why no one is taking advantage
20:57of the facilities to cool down.
20:59No one really uses the pool as much, isn't there?
21:01I'll dip in there later.
21:02I've been trying to tell her to get in there.
21:04I'd love to jump in.
21:05But she just wants to go in like, yeah, jump in.
21:07I'm like, go on.
21:09But she's like, I just want to go in and like, you know, when they're just holding.
21:13I'm saying, let's go and do some fucking handstands, girl.
21:16Andrada, don't listen to Harry.
21:18There is a very good reason that no one is using the pool today.
21:22And it's all to do with what happened yesterday when the boys were handling their nuggets.
21:27Why the fuck are you giving me that?
21:29Oi, don't stop.
21:30Stop.
21:31Tits for hands.
21:32What are you doing?
21:33What are you doing?
21:34Why are you chucking a chicken nugget in the pool?
21:36Because I just thought he was going to catch it.
21:38You fucking...
21:39Bro, you're not going to get it?
21:40You've got to get that.
21:41You've got to get that.
21:42Where is it?
21:43To the bottom.
21:44Why is there a chicken nugget there?
21:46I'm not getting the pool.
21:47Oh, no.
21:48How did you do that?
21:49I didn't give any attention.
21:50Wait, bro.
21:51Where actually is it?
21:52At the bottom.
21:53Go on, then.
21:54Oh, my.
21:55Yeah, nice, you.
21:56Where are you going to do it?
21:57Now, just put your head under.
21:58Yeah.
21:59Where is it?
22:00You picked it up with your totes?
22:03It was a bit silly from you, wasn't it, B?
22:05Oh, B, you're going to have to get the head under.
22:07They don't have goggles for them.
22:09Yeah, but I can't put my o's open in the water.
22:11What?
22:12You can grab that, surely?
22:13Yeah.
22:14Wait, I'll kick it up.
22:16So the nugget got away and hasn't been seen since.
22:18Now the pool is riddled with bacteria and it's completely out of bounds.
22:22Are you having that?
22:25Who?
22:26Oh!
22:27Oh!
22:28Oh!
22:29Oh!
22:30Why does nobody ever listen?
22:32If you find that nugget, I'll have it.
22:34Here's an unseen bit of Andrada talking about her feelings towards Dijon.
22:43100%, I'm not going to just because I know he misses negative.
22:46That doesn't mean I'm not going to continue chatting to him,
22:48because that means that I'm now letting myself go.
22:50No, I'm still going to talk to him the way I want to talk to him,
22:52because if it's meant to be, we'll be.
22:54You know, he's a lover, yeah, to be fair.
22:57So, yeah, we shall see, guys.
22:59We shall see.
23:00I feel like I just want to let just fill you in on where my head was at.
23:02Come back after the bit to find out.
23:04Mmmmmmmm...
23:06I've been next!
23:23Welcome back to Love Island Unseen Bits.
23:27Cause it feels so mystical, magical!
23:32Where we bless you with hidden gems...
23:35Thanks!
23:36...and germs.
23:39We let the islanders open up...
23:41...and be deep and meaningful.
23:46So take a good look!
23:51You're looking good, you know.
23:54Because this is Love Island Unseen Bits!
23:57Have I got a bite on my back?
23:59It's really itchy.
24:00Not bites!
24:01Bits!
24:02Not bites!
24:03Bits!
24:04Bits!
24:11Before the break, Andrada was talking to Newcastle girls about Dijon.
24:15Yeah, we shall see, guys.
24:16We shall see.
24:17I feel like I just want to let just fill you in on where my head was at.
24:19Boo!
24:20I've been next!
24:21I've been next!
24:24There's a fly on you.
24:28It's over there now, girl, don't worry.
24:30Fuck off!
24:31It was on your nail!
24:32Oh!
24:33Be careful, Andrada.
24:35Looks like Dijon has the whole place bugged.
24:38He's got flies everywhere.
24:40With the Casa boys finally in the villa, it was time for them to get to know the girls,
24:52and I hope they don't get cold feet.
24:55Shall we need this drink?
24:57Sup?
24:58It's hot anyway, you guys.
24:59You're not going to get away from it.
25:00Oh, fippin'!
25:01No!
25:03Oh, my socks!
25:05They'll dry out!
25:06They'll dry out!
25:07That's the best thing ever!
25:10I told you, your ass will be wet if you don't sit on a pillow.
25:13Yep.
25:14Okay.
25:15You're half German?
25:16Yeah.
25:17Guten taggy?
25:18Guten tag.
25:19Do you eat like the frankfurters and that?
25:20No, I hate them.
25:21I like a schnitzel.
25:22A schnitzel?
25:23That's just straight pork.
25:24Pig.
25:25Chicken?
25:26No, it ain't.
25:27Yeah, I have the chicken schnitzel.
25:28There's no such thing as a chicken schnitzel.
25:29Yes, there is!
25:30Are you joking?
25:31I've never had a...
25:32When I went to...
25:33Where's Austria?
25:34I don't know.
25:35You're a flight attendant.
25:36I know.
25:37Where are you from?
25:38East London.
25:39East London, Dagnan.
25:40So, not East London.
25:41Essex, but...
25:42So, not East London.
25:43Those are three different places.
25:44I mean, I'm inside the M25, so...
25:45Right.
25:46I'm just going to say that's East London.
25:47What did you say you did for a living?
25:48Power network maintenance engineer.
25:49It's just like, yeah, keeping the power in your house sort of thing.
25:52Thanks.
25:53Thanks!
25:54It's alright, I've got you.
25:55Don't worry.
25:56It's appreciated.
25:57I used to base the attractiveness of the boys I could get, like, dribbling on my team.
26:13Sorry, go on.
26:15Ignore that.
26:16Running down my chin.
26:17It's like not all that. Running down my cheek.
26:20How tall are you? I'm 190. Like, 6'2".
26:23Fuck.
26:25Is that OK, or...? I don't use that system.
26:286'2", 6'3". OK, there you go.
26:30You are 5-something. 5'5".
26:325'5". 5'5". 5'5".
26:35Where are you from? Southampton.
26:37Southampton? Yeah. Do you know where that is?
26:39At Deastore. Where is it?
26:42It's, like, next to, like, Northampton, no?
26:44Near Northampton.
26:46Like, wait, if Southampton's here... No!
26:49Northampton's all the way up.
26:51Southampton's right at the bottom.
26:52You know, like Bournemouth, Portsmouth.
26:54Is it, like, a Westampton?
26:56Or an Eastampton? No.
26:58I'm getting a bare sort of inkling of the people
27:01that I'm going to, like, maybe explore a little bit more with.
27:04OK, Dora.
27:07OK, Dora. Oh, that's so funny.
27:10That's what Tony says to Harrison.
27:12Go explore, then, Dora.
27:15Hey!
27:17Hey, that's a good point.
27:19Let's see if Dora has been exploring.
27:23Dora!
27:26Whoa.
27:27Come on, Dora.
27:28Do do do do do do Dora.
27:29All right.
27:30Do do do do do Dora.
27:31Do do do do dora.
27:32Do do do do dora.
27:33Do do do do Dora.
27:34Do do do do dora.
27:35Let's go.
27:36Dora, Dora, Dora, Dora the Explorer.
27:39Dora!
27:40He sounds super cool.
27:41Explorador!
27:42Dora is exploring real bad! Someone gave that man a map!
28:08Alright Dora the Explorer!
28:14The announcement of raunchy races sent a jolt of excitement cursing through Casa and the villa.
28:20And the stakes were high as the winner would earn themselves a party.
28:25The oldest girl must lick the six pack of the fittest boy.
28:31But who could do it the fastest?
28:37Emma and Connor were the fastest.
28:39Who's Emma?
28:41That's Harry's ex.
28:43Ronji races, the name Emma, this is all giving me deja vu.
28:49Who the fuck is Emma?
28:51Who's Emma?
28:53Matt!
28:55Back off!
28:57Fuck you Emma!
28:59Fuck off my man!
29:01Guys this is Unseen Bits. Let's see something we haven't seen before.
29:05That's more like it.
29:09Oh my gosh!
29:15The islander who's travelled the furthest to find love must put the boy or girl they fancy the most in their favourite sex position.
29:21Australia, Australia, Australia.
29:23Just what are you doing?
29:25Sit down, sit down!
29:27Nah but you should have just bent over there.
29:29Go Tony! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
29:31Sit down! Quick!
29:32Sit down!
29:33One!
29:34Right get up! Get up! Get up!
29:35Get up!
29:37She went...
29:39So in the bedroom do you do that as well?
29:41Yeah!
29:43I think we're good. I think we're good lads.
29:45Up, down, bang!
29:47Klar!
29:49Kassa won.
29:50Yes!
29:57The girl who's name come last in the alphabet must snog every boy.
30:00Yeah. It's quick. It's quick. Quick.
30:02Quick, quick, quick!
30:03Quick ones! Quick ones guys.
30:04Fuck it!
30:10Quick! Quick!
30:12Now I'm wrong.
30:15Yes!
30:16This ain't time for posture, babe.
30:18This is time for snogging.
30:19Guys, she went to kiss real.
30:20I kiss the girls, the girls.
30:21I had teeth crèges, bro.
30:22Teat crèges.
30:23The boys were just sat there.
30:24I was like, fucking stand up!
30:25Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
30:26Yo, main villa wins.
30:27Oh!
30:28Oh my god!
30:29Oh my god!
30:30Oh my god!
30:31Oh my god!
30:32Oh my god!
30:33Oh my god!
30:34Oh my god!
30:35Oh my god!
30:36Oh my god!
30:37Oh my god!
30:38Oh my god!
30:39Oh my god!
30:40Oh my god!
30:41Oh my god!
30:42Oh my god!
30:43Oh my god!
30:44Oh my god!
30:45Oh my god!
30:46Oh my god!
30:47Oh my god!
30:48Oh my god!
30:49Oh my god!
30:50Oh my god!
30:51Oh my god!
30:52Oh my god!
30:53That's what I like to see.
30:54Graceful in victory.
30:55The essence of good sportsmanship.
31:03Being in casa is all about finding a good match.
31:06And Harry and Rio are taking that literally.
31:09I've got a multi-coloured shirt.
31:10I'll go for it then.
31:11Yeah, I'll wear a multi-coloured shirt.
31:13So we could have a little multi-coloured action.
31:16Yeah.
31:17Like um...
31:18Matchy-matchy.
31:19What's that uh...
31:21Is it Jason and the Technicoloured dream coat?
31:24Joseph.
31:25Joseph.
31:26That's it.
31:27Yeah.
31:28Do you know I have biblical dreams all the time?
31:29Like I actually think I'm a prophet or something.
31:31Biblical?
31:32Yeah.
31:33Are you quite religious?
31:34No.
31:35But ever since I was tiny I've had like proper biblical dreams.
31:39Like every five, four or five years I'll have like a bible dream.
31:43Really?
31:44First one was I literally pushed Moses down the River Nile.
31:47What?
31:48Yeah.
31:49Like it was vivid.
31:50Remember it?
31:51I was called a bio whale like Jonah.
31:54No.
31:55I was there when the Red Sea was parted.
31:58What was the other one?
32:00How did that go?
32:01How did that happen?
32:02Do you know what a moment that was?
32:04What a moment that was.
32:06That's wild.
32:07Yeah.
32:08I didn't.
32:09When was your last one?
32:10When did you last have a biblical dream?
32:12About three years ago.
32:13It was the whale one.
32:14Three years.
32:15Okay.
32:16So you're probably a Jew one.
32:17I think I'm Jew.
32:18Yeah.
32:19I wonder what it's going to be.
32:20But I've not had Joseph in a day.
32:22Yeah.
32:23So maybe that's the next one.
32:24I'll let you know.
32:25Yeah.
32:26Keep me posted.
32:27I'm not sure Harry is religious Rio.
32:29He thinks Jesus' parents were Mary and Jason.
32:37The new boys are on a grafting break.
32:42And have you ever wondered what question keeps the people of Barnsley up at night?
32:46Do you think we're landing at moon?
32:47Oh.
32:48Oh, that's a good one.
32:49That was fake.
32:50I just think if we did, why have we not gone back since?
32:53Yeah.
32:54That's where it is.
32:55Because we've got much better technology now.
32:56Yeah.
32:57Moon landing a hoax?
32:58Potentially.
32:59I don't know.
33:00I just don't know.
33:01What about pyramids?
33:02Because how did the pyramids get built?
33:04Yeah.
33:05That's a good one.
33:06No way.
33:07No, but there's a difference.
33:08Aliens.
33:09Like, they rolled loads of stuff.
33:11Like, they had, like, stuff that was, like, circular and they rolled the...
33:14To build the pyramids?
33:15Yeah.
33:16This isn't a conspiracy theory.
33:18But what came first, the chicken or the egg?
33:21Surely science knows the answer to that question.
33:24I feel like it has to be the chicken, though.
33:26But how did the chicken get there?
33:28Do you genetic mutate?
33:29How did anything get here?
33:30We mutated.
33:31Cells mutated.
33:32But that is maddened.
33:33And when you think about it, how did nothing become something?
33:36Like, there was just a ball of hot gas and rock and then it just started getting weird.
33:40And fucking...
33:41And then we arrived.
33:42Yeah.
33:43Who figured out that milk came from cows?
33:47Whoever did is a fucking weirdo, man.
33:50I don't know.
33:51Well, is it like...
33:52You know when human women are milking?
33:55Obviously, they get to the point where if they don't release the milk, if they don't feed the baby, then it just comes out anyway.
34:00So maybe somebody saw in a field.
34:01That's what you want to know.
34:02That's what you want to know.
34:03That's what you want.
34:04Somebody just was looking in a field and going, that cow is leaking.
34:06Guys, do you know how much weight one breast from the cow?
34:11Like, from boob.
34:12From booby.
34:13How heavy it is?
34:14Yeah, how heavy it is one breast.
34:16The udders.
34:17Udder.
34:18Yeah, this thing, yeah.
34:19Yeah, yeah, yeah.
34:20How heavy?
34:21Are you asking or you know?
34:22I know.
34:23I'm asking you.
34:24Do you know?
34:25No.
34:26Two kilos?
34:2750 kg, bro.
34:2850 kg?
34:29I'll check that.
34:30The whole udder, I feel like maybe, but...
34:32Is it full of milk?
34:33You can't just chop.
34:34That's like chopping a nipple off and saying that's going to be 10 kilos.
34:37That's heavy, that.
34:38So...
34:39It's getting deep.
34:40Yeah, man.
34:41Probably won't make it on air.
34:43It will make it on air, and we'll milk it for all it's worth.
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36:01Good luck!
36:03Welcome back to Love Island Unseen Bits.
36:31Where the boys are up to no good.
36:34I look no good in that.
36:36No, it's no good.
36:38No, that's no good.
36:41No, that's no good. I look no good in that.
36:43Dude, that's no good.
36:44So take a seat.
36:46But not on your hairbrush, Andrada.
36:49Why am I like this?
36:51As we're about to conclude our Castle Week in style.
36:56Sorry.
36:57There are more kisses coming so you might want to freshen up.
37:00Or maybe not.
37:04Mate, what are you doing?
37:06I'm so sorry. That was rotten.
37:08Fucking hell.
37:10You're watching Love Island Unseen Bits.
37:15Time is running out for the new boys to impress the girls.
37:18Luckily, Cash is there to teach them his skills in the bedroom.
37:21I'll teach you not like a...
37:23It's got to be simple.
37:25Some footwork I do on stage.
37:27Slow it down.
37:28Extra slow.
37:29Extra slow.
37:30Extra slow, yeah.
37:31Here.
37:32Then toe here.
37:33Heel.
37:34In.
37:35Yeah?
37:36Yeah.
37:37Go again.
37:38Here.
37:39Here.
37:40Heel.
37:41In.
37:48There we go.
37:49Heel.
37:50Heel.
37:51Toe.
37:52In.
37:53Heel.
37:54Heel.
37:55Heel.
37:56Back.
37:57Yeah.
37:58Alright.
38:03Full pace.
38:04We'll be...
38:06Huh?
38:07That's full pace.
38:08Okay.
38:09We have a request.
38:10Yeah.
38:11So, after this, when we do this, we're all going to go like...
38:14The Boris.
38:15Like, finish it.
38:16Finish it, guys.
38:17The Boris.
38:18That's it.
38:19I'm with that.
38:20So, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap.
38:23Tap, tap, tap.
38:24I like that.
38:25Yeah.
38:26Wait.
38:27I want to see Boris do that at the front.
38:28Whoa, whoa, whoa.
38:29You lead that at the front.
38:30Like, the woof woof for the whole thing, bro.
38:32No.
38:35I thought the boys could pick it up pretty well.
38:36And they did.
38:37They smashed it.
38:38Boris surprised me.
38:39I didn't expect Boris to catch it as good as he did.
38:41And he even ended up adding in his own...
38:43Woof woof.
38:44You like how to call it.
38:45Five, six, seven, eight.
38:47Pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop.
38:51Woof woof.
38:52That was a slow motion, bro.
38:54I took it seriously, because you never know.
38:57So maybe once I come out from here, I'm going to try to be a professional dancer.
39:01Five, six, seven, eight.
39:08We're good, bro.
39:10We're good, bro.
39:11MUSIC PLAYS
39:26Some islanders go to Casa for love, some go to prove their loyalty,
39:31but Lucy is there studying English as a foreign language.
39:35Right, go on, give me a little English lesson.
39:37Do you know what intellectual means? No.
39:39Do you know what discombobulated means? Discombobulated.
39:42Because that word sounds confusing to me, I'd just say it's confusing.
39:45Yeah, basically.
39:46But Lucy isn't the only one learning new things.
39:49This is...
39:51School of Casa.
39:53That's so cute.
39:55Cosi?
39:56Cosi, isn't it?
39:58Cosi?
39:59No, a cosi.
40:00Oh, cosi.
40:01No, a cosi. It's cosi, the accent.
40:03What are you talking? A cosi. Cosi.
40:06Oh, my God, I've never heard of that before.
40:08I've never heard of that before in my life.
40:10Oh!
40:11What's tea in the evening?
40:13So, dinner, lunch, yeah?
40:14What do you say, like, supper?
40:15No.
40:16No, like, the last supper.
40:18No, like, I say, I'll have my tea, and then if I get,
40:21I'll have a little snack in the night.
40:22That's supper, yeah, yeah.
40:23What's supper?
40:24Supper's after dinner tea.
40:25Oh.
40:26I love the way you say it.
40:27Say it again.
40:28Supper.
40:29And he said his, what do you say his ten arms were?
40:31Physical touch, kisses and foreplay.
40:33Oh!
40:34What's that mean?
40:35Oh!
40:36I think, I think I'm too young to know that.
40:38What, what's that mean?
40:40What is it?
40:42I've never heard of it like that, in that, in that, in that frame.
40:45What's that?
40:46Yeah, what's that?
40:47Just tell me now.
40:48What is it, like, dirty talk?
40:50Oh!
40:51It's like the build-up.
40:52Oh!
40:53Hey, do you know what I mean?
40:54Do you know what I mean?
40:55Good try, good try.
40:59Ten for effing.
41:02Don't be disheartened if they don't pick it up straight away, Lucy.
41:05Saying that, I spent three months trying to teach my dog to skateboard.
41:09Total waste of time.
41:11It's Major Bonanza!
41:20Casa edition.
41:22After some.
41:23Major Bonanza!
41:26Yeah, that's what I meant.
41:28Yeah, yeah, yeah.
41:29I'll get it right next week.
41:30And this week I asked to see our Islanders best dance moves.
41:33Guys, I can't dance.
41:35Double shimmy shimmy.
41:37Popping and locking.
41:38One of these.
41:40Can we do a bit of this?
41:44Look!
41:45Yeah, you want to get cash in here, it'll show you some dance moves.
41:47It's pretty easy then.
41:48What did I just show you?
41:53This is my signature.
41:54It's called the Dirt Bounce.
41:55And you just bounce.
41:59But I can't really twerk anymore, I don't think.
42:03That's my best one.
42:06I can really move my hips well now.
42:08Mmm.
42:09I can know that's really bad.
42:10It's actually quite good.
42:11That's a scary thing.
42:12I think I was just born with a kid and came out of the womb doing it, to be honest.
42:19Just a little concentration.
42:23Woo!
42:24That's basically what I do.
42:25I don't really dance.
42:26Just with shoulders, you know, like nonchalant.
42:29Ba, ba, ba, ba.
42:31Hold on, let me just loosen up a little bit.
42:33There it is.
42:35She don't see you.
42:36Uh-huh.
42:37Now you're already close to her.
42:38Uh-huh.
42:39Bet I can pull boys with this one.
42:41Do you reckon?
42:42Ba.
42:43And you go on the right side.
42:44Left side.
42:45Yeah.
42:46Yeah.
42:47Yeah.
42:49There it is.
42:50Yeah, that's the angle.
42:55In the shower.
42:56Shower.
42:57You even do start doing the alphabet.
42:58You do A, B, C.
43:01That's a good one.
43:02That's a good one.
43:03This one.
43:04Like you've got a headache.
43:05I can't cushion.
43:06Let's just give it to that.
43:08F, G.
43:09That's a good one because you go back that way.
43:11Go H and then go back down.
43:14So much easier to salsa with someone.
43:19Oh, my God.
43:20Should I do the robot?
43:21Everyone says I'm AI-generated anyway, so...
43:26That was so shit.
43:32A, B, C, D, A, B, C, H, I.
43:36And then go.
43:37And then go back that way.
43:38And I have to say I'm a real human.
43:40I'm not AI-generated.
43:41I wish I was, though.
43:42I do feel like an alien sometimes.
43:49I feel like Peter Crouch.
43:51K.
43:52That was a bad K, but you know.
43:56And done.
43:57Done.
43:58See ya.
44:00Come back next time for some more...
44:02Peter Bonanza!
44:10With Casa over, we found ourselves round the fire pit.
44:14And there was healing...
44:17There is not enough dressing tables for all these heels walking in.
44:20Reeling.
44:21Fuck off.
44:23What the fuck?
44:26And then Emily and Giorgio were sent wheeling.
44:30Oh, for fuck's sake!
44:32But for the survivors, the true horrors of what went on in Casa were still to be revealed.
44:37WHERE'S OUR SIX PENISES?
44:38WHERE'S OUR SIX PENISES?
44:39WHERE'S OUR SIX PENISES?
44:40WHERE'S OUR SIX PENISES?
44:41WHERE'S OUR SIX PENISES?
44:42WHERE'S OUR SIX PENISES?
44:43WHERE'S OUR SIX PENISES?
44:52Sorry.
44:53Sorry.
44:54Come back tomorrow night for the fallout.
44:56THE FALLOUT!
45:26Good night!
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