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Season12 Episode27

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00:00I just want to give you my all attention
00:05Wimbledon's underway and it's love all in the villa
00:12We have strawberries, cream and a whole lot of steam
00:20So get ready for a volley of unseen clips
00:23Yes!
00:25Involving lots of action at the net
00:32Oh my
00:33And some amazing backhand moments
00:35Why? Genuinely why?
00:37Just go and shag each other in the hideaway
00:39Ribbit, ribbit
00:40It's game
00:42Oh my God
00:44Set
00:46And match
00:48Come on man
00:50We're lit man
00:51There we go
00:53As this is Love Island Unseen Bits
00:58And nothing's gonna change my mind
01:01Good evening ladies and gentlemen this is your Captain Ian Sterling speaking
01:25I'd like to welcome you all to the beautiful island of Mallorca
01:30If you look out to your left you'll see the world famous Love Island Villa
01:35Oh
01:37Yeah I think everyone turned up
01:39What are you waving at?
01:40The plane
01:41That could be my mates in there
01:42Oh man
01:43We'll shortly be coming into land so please return to your seats and enjoy the view
01:50Do you think you can see us in here?
01:52Probably like 11,000 feet there
01:55Or you can calculate that from just looking at it
01:57No because you can tell that plane's coming into land
02:00It's interesting that innit?
02:01Yeah
02:02Would you ever be a pilot?
02:03Would you trust me to be a pilot?
02:04No yeah yeah that's right actually
02:06Yeah sure
02:07Let's go
02:08I'm coming in hot
02:10Current weather on the island is hot hot hot
02:13I'm coming in hot
02:15I need to sit my head in the freezer
02:18Yeah I'm coming in hot
02:20Man I can fit the whole thing in my mouth
02:22Can you?
02:23Show us
02:24Wow
02:25That's impressive
02:26Sweating eating is the worst feeling ever
02:29It's a little bit hot
02:30He's up there with sweating and having a shit
02:32Let's go
02:33A bit too much information Harry
02:35But thanks for setting the tone for our descent into an hour of unmissable unseen hijinks
02:40So please return your seat to its upright position
02:54Yeah I'm coming in hot
02:56I said the upright position
03:00Because we have something very exciting to declare
03:03It's Love Island Unseen Bitch
03:06Yeah I'm coming in hot
03:13We know by now that Ben is a man who likes to ponder life, the universe and everything else
03:18Do you know what I find crazy?
03:19Is that there?
03:20It's got a whole heart, a whole brain, a whole like insides and everything
03:23Look how small it is
03:25You know what Ben?
03:26What?
03:27We're actually giants if you think about it
03:29No we actually are
03:30You know we're actually giants
03:31Like we don't have anything that we look up to like that
03:33Elephants and draughts but that's like it
03:36No I don't think they're like giants to us though
03:38What?
03:39Do you know what I think?
03:40I suppose in terms of this
03:41In terms of that?
03:42Yeah no I see what you're saying
03:43In terms of that
03:44In terms of that
03:45Yeah no I hear that
03:46Ben do you remember what we spoke about though
03:47When you zoom into saturn it wiggles
03:49Do you know what my theory is?
03:51You see like
03:52Obviously the universe yeah you see the stars now
03:54Like there's little dots everywhere
03:55And there's trillions of them
03:56Like there's trillions of them
03:57See like when we look into a microscope
03:59And there's like loads of little moving organisms
04:01Moving like tiny tiny organisms
04:03In the grand scheme of things yeah
04:06We're just little moving organisms as well
04:09So do you think on the massive scale
04:11Like we look into a microscope
04:12And there's living shit there
04:14We're just tiny tiny tiny tiny little specks in the whole universe
04:17Like you it makes you think down there like what the fuck are we in?
04:22I tell you what you're in Ben
04:24You're in the kitchen on Unseen Bits
04:26And I'm watching your every move
04:35Do you remember way back when Megan and Rommel were still in the villa?
04:38Nah me neither
04:39Flick up flick up flick up
04:40Flick up flick up
04:41Flick up flick up
04:42In fact you know record me on my phone
04:43I'm gonna do a fit check
04:44But I found this unseen footage of Rommel reliving his life as an influencer
04:49Let's do it man
04:50So today
04:51Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait
04:53Ready?
04:54Yeah
04:55Hey what's going on?
04:56It's your boy Rommel
04:57And today I got a fit check for you
04:59So on the upper
05:00We got a nice flannel
05:02You know we're coming
05:03We're lit man
05:04Chest out tonight
05:05Turn me up bro
05:09And later that night Rommel's chest was out
05:11He was out
05:13He was out
05:14Rommel
05:16And Megan was out
05:18Megan
05:19Oh and what a time we had
05:21When they were both dumped from the villa
05:24But it broke my heart
05:26In a million ways
05:28Then I fell apart
05:30In a foreign place
05:32For Megan there were emotional goodbyes
05:34Let's find a way back to you
05:37And for Rommel a chance to get a bit more content for his socials
05:41Flick up man flick up
05:43Hey one last flick up
05:44One last flick up
05:45One last flick up
05:46One last flick up
05:47One last flick up
05:48One last flick up
05:49One last flick up
05:50Hey Rommel you do know you've got to give the phone back right
05:52Let me do one last flick up though
05:53Flick up
05:54Flick up
05:55Well I'm Ran
05:57Hey guys have we checked he's left the phone
06:01I don't know what to do
06:03Just find a way back to you
06:15Despite her dumping earlier in the week
06:17The memory of Megan lingers
06:19Even the daybeds are feeling a bit empty without her
06:22Must be the memory foam
06:24The vibe is low.
06:26Yeah, it's very quiet.
06:29Who's going to do the first cartwheel then?
06:32What, in honour of Megan?
06:34Go on, girl, go do the cartwheel.
06:36Go on, Helena.
06:37Come on, Helena.
06:38Do the cartwheel.
06:40Yay!
06:41Yay!
06:44And with the power of three spins...
06:49The Unseen Bits Time Vortex was opened,
06:51revealing previously un-aired Megan clips.
06:54Uh-huh.
06:55Uh-huh.
06:56Here we go.
06:57Here we go.
07:06Oh, he's done his ACL.
07:09Oh, crawl, Megan, crawl, crawl.
07:11Oh, boys, boys, have you seen this?
07:13Wow, look at the challenge.
07:15Meg.
07:17I can't do that.
07:18You can.
07:19It was well hard, that, Meg. Look, try and do it.
07:22I didn't get it!
07:24One, two, three, four.
07:28Then we both do that.
07:29That.
07:31This is shit.
07:34Oh, no, the vortex is closing.
07:37I love how no-one noticed you just hit three cartwheels.
07:40This wasn't for me, it was for Megan.
07:43Megan would be proud.
07:45Last week, Gun Scene Bits went viral when it made the entire world sit up and take notice.
07:59You sort of, like, hunch your back a little bit.
08:01I'm relaxed.
08:02It stresses me out.
08:03Oh, my God.
08:04Right, go on, do you want me to sit?
08:05No.
08:06No, come on, posture lessons.
08:07Honestly, it's fine.
08:08What do we sit like that?
08:10Is that better?
08:11Actually, it's better.
08:12You just look really, like, hunched over.
08:13Right, here we go.
08:14Do you get what I mean?
08:15Is that better?
08:16Yeah.
08:18Yasmin is the best.
08:19Face with tears of joy emoji.
08:21Face with tears of joy emoji.
08:22Face with tears of joy emoji.
08:23Face with tears of joy emoji.
08:24His posture stresses her out.
08:29Posture queen has spoken.
08:31Heart emoji.
08:32Nail polish emoji.
08:34Yasmin's posture game is totally next level.
08:38Inch fingers emoji.
08:40Yas, Yasmin.
08:42Making sure everyone's posture is good.
08:45Love heart eyes emoji.
08:48Crown emoji.
08:50And it wasn't long before the villa was making more noise about poise.
08:56Is it uncomfortable?
08:57Like, teach me.
08:58No.
08:59Like, tell me when I'm looking like you.
09:01Should we sit up straight?
09:03Imagine.
09:04Am I even straight?
09:06Imagine your shoulders going back and down.
09:10Yeah.
09:11So, like, imagine they're, like, here.
09:13I'm in pain.
09:14Fuck me.
09:15This is uncomfortable.
09:16You guys look really funny.
09:17Like, you look so uncomfortable.
09:20What about this?
09:21Yeah, that's good, Em.
09:23That's good, Em.
09:24Toni, you just look really rigid.
09:25Just, like, relax.
09:26You can relax.
09:27Relax your shoulders.
09:28Yeah, yeah.
09:29Don't tense them.
09:30If you tense them, they'll go up here.
09:31Just, like, relax them.
09:32Can you imagine if a new bombshell comes in?
09:33So how are you?
09:34Tell me.
09:35Why would you like the job?
09:36Is my back straight, though?
09:37It feels curved.
09:38I prefer to...
09:39Yeah, like, imagine your shoulders going here.
09:41What about walking, then?
09:42So if you're walking, are you like that?
09:44Not, like, out, like, fully.
09:46Yeah.
09:47Just sort of, like...
09:48My grandma always says, imagine you've got a pencil between your shoulder blades.
09:50Yeah.
09:51Imagine you've got...
09:52You can't even walk normal.
09:53So it looks like a mannequin.
09:55No.
09:56Where do you have your hands?
09:57Just, like...
09:58Just, like, by the sides.
09:59I saw you in a recoupler once.
10:00You sound like that.
10:01Yeah.
10:02Like a ballerina.
10:03What am I doing wrong?
10:04No, no.
10:05What am I doing wrong?
10:06Maybe tuck your pelvis in or something.
10:08That's enough posters.
10:09I give up with this.
10:11I'll just be a hunchback.
10:12I'm happy to be a banana shape for the rest of my life.
10:15We're going to be the old people that walk like this.
10:18You'll be like Madge from Benidorm on my little mobility scooter.
10:22I've been a stand-up comedian for many years.
10:25Only now Yasmin tells me that I'm doing the stand-up bit all wrong.
10:28Let's play a couples game.
10:29Let's see how well you two know each other versus how well we know each other.
10:30Okay.
10:31Well, this was a recoupling that none of us saw coming.
10:32But personally, I'm totally here for it.
10:33Mr. and Mr. versus Mrs. and Mrs. and here's your host, Emily!
10:52Dee, how many siblings has Harry got?
10:56One.
10:57One.
10:58Correct.
10:59That is correct.
11:00Yeah!
11:01Shakira, where is Aleema from?
11:03What city?
11:04Glasgow.
11:05That is correct.
11:06How many people has Dijon slept with?
11:12Oh!
11:13Ballpark, ballpark.
11:16He doesn't know.
11:17That's the right answer.
11:18Yeah!
11:19Aleema, what Disney princess does Shakira dress up as the most?
11:24Yasmin!
11:25No!
11:26Yeah!
11:27Princess Jasmine!
11:28Yasmin, how do you say it in Spanish?
11:29I'm bilingual, so...
11:30Bilingual!
11:31I think in Portuguese and then I translate and then...
11:32You get half a point, you get half a point.
11:33What does Harry do as a job?
11:34He plays football and he trades gold.
11:35Yeah!
11:36Yeah!
11:37Shakira, what is the name of Aleema's sibling that she delivered?
11:41Oh, fuck.
11:42Oh, fuck.
11:43I bet she ain't got a clue.
11:44Do you even know each other?
11:45Simara.
11:46Is that right?
11:47She just whispered it to her.
11:48No, she didn't.
11:49No, she didn't.
11:50No, she didn't.
11:51She did.
11:52Look, she can't even lie.
11:53No, in fairness, I was watching her.
11:54I was watching her.
11:55You might have been watching, but here at Unseen Bits, we are trained to spot these moments invisible
12:00to the naked eye.
12:01So let's wipe the footage back and prove Aleema is innocent of whispering her sister's name.
12:06What is the name of Aleema's sibling that she delivered?
12:09Do you even know each other?
12:10Oh, fuck.
12:11I bet she ain't got a clue.
12:12Oh, fuck.
12:13I bet she ain't got a clue.
12:14Do you even know each other?
12:15Is that right?
12:16She just whispered it to her.
12:17No, she didn't.
12:18No, she didn't.
12:19No, she didn't.
12:20No, she didn't.
12:21No, she didn't.
12:22No, she didn't.
12:23No, she didn't.
12:24Do you even know each other?
12:25Oh, shut up.
12:26Do you know it?
12:27Do you know it?
12:28Do you know it?
12:29Do you know it?
12:30Do you know it?
12:31Whoa!
12:32This is the biggest quiz show scandal since that major and that coughing fit on who wants
12:35to be a millionaire.
12:36You lose the point and I'm deducting two further points for cheating.
12:41And I've got a text from the producers telling me to check the boys' answers.
12:46How many siblings has Harry got?
12:48One.
12:49No signs of foul play there, although I'll just enhance the audio.
12:53D, how many siblings has Harry got?
12:56One.
12:57One.
12:58Outrageous.
12:59So that's a point deducted from Harry and Dijon.
13:02Plus the two-point penalty for cheating.
13:04How many people has Dijon slept with?
13:09Ballpark, ballpark.
13:10I know.
13:11I know.
13:12Disgrace for another two-point penalty.
13:14And a hundred more for cheating twice.
13:15Well, bonus question is how many threesomes he had?
13:16No.
13:17Can we just scrap that?
13:18Yes, Meg, I'm scrapping the whole thing.
13:19There's no place for cheaters on this show except for the terrace, the hideaway or the
13:21sleepover.
13:22Or CASA.
13:23Well, there's a few, but not here.
13:24Last week we all saw Harrison and Helena sneak off to the hideaway and have their cheeky kiss.
13:29But you can't hide away from unseen bits.
13:30So here are some un-air gems that you didn't get to see first time around.
13:36I know it didn't work out the first time and I know he doesn't like blondes...
13:39Oh my god, you was with Connor before, aren't you?
13:41Yeah.
13:42Oh my god.
13:43I'm so slow.
13:44Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
13:45That was your first boy, isn't it?
13:46Yeah, right.
13:47Oh, we've run out of time.
13:48You'll have to come back to find out.
13:49Let me just get up with me.
13:50We'll be back for fun.
13:51Oh yeah yeah.
13:52I can't do so.
13:53I know, like, I do.
13:54Oh yeah all the way.
13:55You can't do something over.
13:56I can't do it or not.
13:57I can't do it, fuck.
13:58You can't do it.
13:59It's so funny.
14:00Wow.
14:01It's so funny.
14:02Oh, we've run out of time. You'll have to come back to find out.
14:05No, what happened yet?
14:22Welcome back to Love Island Unseen Bits.
14:24We are sucking you back in for more spicy action.
14:28Who said romance was dead?
14:32We've got lessons in lovemaking.
14:34I love mommy, I'm feeling the tsunami.
14:38Mate, some Oreos that have just come out of your bed.
14:41Oh!
14:42And naughty noises.
14:47Does that sound like a fart?
14:49Because I feel like...
14:53Yo, bro, what the fuck are you doing, man?
14:56Because you'll never see those surprises coming.
15:02Fuck off, I see you in the mirror.
15:03It's a massive fuck-off mirror right now.
15:09Earlier, we were showing some unseen bits of Harrison and Helena
15:12getting pretty in the hideaway.
15:14I know it didn't work out the first time,
15:16and I know he doesn't like blondes, but...
15:17Oh, my God, you was with Conor before?
15:19Yeah.
15:20Oh, my God, I'm so slow.
15:21Yeah, that was your first boy in there, isn't it?
15:22Yeah, right.
15:23And it appears...
15:27I've been in four couples.
15:29Yeah, mate, what's that...?
15:32What the fuck?
15:33Someone's chucked it over now.
15:36Maybe it's Tony.
15:37Is that...?
15:38No, it's not a villa.
15:39That's outside.
15:40Is that real?
15:41That's real.
15:42What, there's an actual lemon tree?
15:43Oh, my God!
15:44I think... Oh, it's there!
15:45I'm gonna fall here.
15:50I'm gonna fall here.
15:52Is it real?
15:53Yeah.
15:54Taken away by the lemons.
15:55Fascinated by the lemons.
15:56Just about...
15:57I thought someone was lobbing it over there.
15:59I saw my hand.
16:02Oh!
16:03Lemon, isn't it?
16:04Crazy, isn't it?
16:05That smells nice, that, as well.
16:07Well, we all know it was actually Tori who looked like
16:09she was sucking on lemons when she found out that these two
16:12had gone up into the hideaway.
16:13Oh, God.
16:21Oh, I love a good TED Talk.
16:22A platform for well-informed people to share their wisdom.
16:26And Ben's about to talk about his specialist subject.
16:29Except in Love Island, TED actually stands for
16:32Tedious Explaining Day.
16:3495% of my time, I'm either in, like, joggers, tracksuits,
16:38shorts and gym stuff, because...
16:40Because I train, I go gym at, like, 11am.
16:42So, like, I'll work in the morning with my gym stuff on,
16:46and then I'll go straight to gym,
16:48and then I'll take food with me, and then I'll carry on working after.
16:50So, I'm always in gym stuff, so I'm always in comfy clothes.
16:53And it turns out that TED Talk tedium is infectious.
16:57So, Helena, I'm sat on the plane ready to come to the Love Island villa,
17:03and you're my A hostess.
17:05Give me the demonstration.
17:07Yeah, and remember, we are...
17:09Yeah.
17:10Yeah, yeah, yeah.
17:11We're, like, VIP's business class.
17:12Yeah, this is business.
17:13Ooh!
17:14Ooh!
17:15Put the seatbelt up.
17:16Ooh!
17:17Go on, girl.
17:18Go, Helena.
17:19Go, Helena.
17:20Go, Helena.
17:21Go, Helena.
17:22Go, Helena.
17:23And can be adjusted like this.
17:26Ooh!
17:27Ooh!
17:29Low-level lighting will guide you to an exit.
17:32Exits are here.
17:33Here.
17:34And here.
17:35All exits are clearly marked,
17:37and they're being pointed out to you now.
17:39Ooh!
17:40Flick the wrist.
17:41And then you've got your mask pulling it towards you,
17:46loosening the strap, adjusting the strap.
17:49This life jacket, and what you do, pull the toggle.
17:54You've got your little whistle,
17:55you've got your little light for attracting any boy's attention.
17:57Ooh!
17:58And so it's, like, ding-a-ding.
18:01Bing-bong.
18:02Welcome on board, everyone, and...
18:04No, oh, my God, I can't do it.
18:05What about when that mask drops from the...?
18:08Yeah.
18:08Pull on the yellow streamer to release your mask?
18:11I feel like we know more than that.
18:13Place it over your mouth and nose.
18:15All larger bags and suitcases must be put in...
18:18Oh, my God, no, I've fucked it already.
18:20I'm actually...
18:20I think I'm one of the friendliest people on the plane.
18:23Really?
18:24Yeah, you're really nice.
18:25That's it, that's all I've got.
18:27That's shite.
18:29Next week, Emily talks insurance premiums.
18:31I cannot wait.
18:33Same old Love Island morning story.
18:41Boys make coffee for whichever girl they lipsed last night.
18:45I'm surprised they can remember, to be honest.
18:47I've lost track now.
18:49Got the plane one, yeah?
18:51Ah.
18:52I have a mix of the both, mate.
18:53Yeah.
18:54What the fuck?
18:56What's wrong with you?
18:57Oh, my God.
18:58You might be one of the most clumsy people I've ever met.
19:05Yes, it's a kitchen sink drama.
19:07It's starring Ben and all the other boys.
19:10You'll be a nightmare on a night out, you know?
19:12Yeah, that's an understatement.
19:14That's an understatement.
19:15That's no good, Ben.
19:16That's no good.
19:17We need to...
19:18We need to fix this.
19:19Yes, Ben, fix it now.
19:20You dropped the coffee so you can wipe it offy.
19:23Oh, look.
19:24It's all in the drawer, isn't it?
19:25Yeah, this is a...
19:26Oh!
19:27Fuck me, bro.
19:29About what's going on here?
19:31Do you mind it?
19:32Oh, Helen is going to have to wait.
19:33Let's go.
19:34Just leave that.
19:35Just fucking leave that.
19:36Oi!
19:37Where do you think you're going, Ben?
19:38What about the coffee?
19:40Is Ben just not making me a coffee so fucking hell?
19:43He's made you a coffee when you owe me a cup of love.
19:46Because he was grafting.
19:48But he fucking should have left me, then, and let Harrison pick me.
19:51He's got to be like that about it.
19:53Make her a coffee quickly, Ben.
19:55Better latte than never.
19:58This week the Islanders got pulses racing with the infamous heart rate challenge.
20:07It was filled with its fair share of twerking lessons.
20:10What?
20:11Screw it, look at that party.
20:13Passionate snogging sessions.
20:15Screw it, look at that party.
20:17Work it out.
20:19And some sexy whispered confessions.
20:22Can you miss me?
20:23I'm sexy and I know it.
20:29Some might say it was some of the best moves the villa has been graced with.
20:33The reason?
20:34Rehearsal, rehearsal, rehearsal.
20:35As it's unseen pre-show footage shows.
20:38I've actually got no idea.
20:39I'm stiff as a fucking donkey.
20:40Who's going to stand there?
20:41I'm just going to stand there and go, hide away.
20:43That is...
20:45All right, this one there, a little lent over thing.
20:49Good leverage.
20:50Good use of leverage.
20:51Yes!
20:52Yeah.
20:53No, but it's harder to move.
20:54Yeah, no, no, it's there, it's there.
20:55Yeah, that looks more comfortable.
20:57Helena, sit.
20:58Pretend to be sat right now.
20:59Just like sit.
21:00Yeah, imagine.
21:01Can you not twerk, Kalina?
21:02I actually can't.
21:03I'm being so serious.
21:04You just got to like lift your bum up, like flick your hips.
21:07Yeah?
21:08I don't think I can twerk.
21:09You can do it.
21:10You just go, yeah, like that.
21:11Sorry?
21:12You did it!
21:13You did it!
21:14Yeah!
21:15So, fuck your groin's a bit stiffer.
21:16He goes like this and pulls an arm.
21:17I've actually got cramp.
21:18Back in my back, go on.
21:19Go on, Ben, show us what you got.
21:20Go on.
21:21What are you thinking?
21:22Nah, I've done that one.
21:23B, what else?
21:24Okay.
21:25Oh!
21:26Oh!
21:27Oh!
21:28Oh!
21:29Oh!
21:30Oh!
21:31Oh!
21:32Oh!
21:33Oh!
21:34Oh!
21:35Oh!
21:36Oh!
21:37Oh!
21:38Oh!
21:39Oh!
21:40Oh!
21:41Oh!
21:42Oh!
21:43Oh!
21:44Oh!
21:45Oh!
21:46Oh!
21:47Oh!
21:48Oh!
21:49Oh!
21:50Oh!
21:51This is good!
21:52You've done the one where you put both their legs round.
21:54Yeah, go on, show us that, show us that.
21:55Kiss round the neck, bring their legs over.
21:57So, you put it in there, like, their backs, their backs on here.
22:00Wait, wait, is the double legs what, wrapping round?
22:02Perms just do the little neck thing, come like that, and then boom, boom, boom, like that,
22:07and then down there like that.
22:08Nah, nah, that looks clumsy.
22:09It's because he's fucking six foot two.
22:11Giorgio, you've missed the practice session.
22:13Hopefully you've got something saucy up your sleeve.
22:16Something chocolate saucy.
22:18Giorgio, get in the beach hut and tell us how you think it went.
22:35Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, careful.
22:37Dry cleaning those pillows ain't cheap, you know.
22:39I've got a towel.
22:42There we go.
22:44Yeah, it went well.
22:47Look at my chair.
22:48What the fuck is this?
22:50Look at my chair.
22:52It's all over my hair.
22:54Does he think he's more than one cup?
22:56Oh my God, how would I even be like that?
22:59We got away lately.
23:00That was not funny.
23:02It's not funny right here, are you laughing?
23:06I'm not, I'm not sitting in the chocolate, I'm going to look like I shit myself.
23:10Sorry Tom, can't wear this to bed now.
23:12Hello.
23:13I'm excited.
23:14Oh, I'm fuming.
23:15Yeah, that chocolate has got everywhere.
23:19I think some of the girls are going to be fuming with that.
23:21Don't worry Giorgio, I think some of them have come round to it.
23:25I'm covered in oil and chocolate.
23:27It's worse things to be covered in, girl.
23:29It's worse things.
23:31It's nice though.
23:32Choco, Choco
23:33Clap, Clap, Clap
23:35Choco, Choco
23:36Want some?
23:37Everybody saying chocolate
23:39Do it!
23:40Choco, Choco
23:41Clap, Clap, Clap
23:42Choco, Clap, Clap
23:43Everybody saying chocolate
23:44Is that real?
23:45Chocolate
23:48Choco, Choco
23:49Choco, Chocolate
23:50Them strawberries and chocolate were banging.
23:55Giorgio, I think you've missed a spot.
23:56Oh no, wait, wait you got it.
23:57After the first dramatic recoupling of the week it was time for the Islanders to settle down with their new bedfellows.
24:10That's back where you started, to be fair.
24:12Yeah, this is where I started, this is my wall.
24:15Your wall.
24:16Film tomorrow.
24:17Night night.
24:18Night.
24:19Night.
24:20Night.
24:21Night, night, Islanders.
24:24But, what happened next?
24:44Welcome back to Love Island Unseen Pits.
24:48We're spinning out of control.
24:50I'm gonna move my body tonight.
24:53That's unbelievable.
24:54I'm gonna lose composure.
24:57This is the show that really lets the Islanders open up.
25:03Wow, nice.
25:04Let loose.
25:09Is that a fart?
25:10Yeah.
25:11And air their dirty laundry in public.
25:13Why are these bedsheets yellow and yours are white?
25:16Nah, it's because Ben keeps spilling squash all over the bed.
25:19Yeah.
25:20Ask him, ask him.
25:21The bedsheets are fucking yellow.
25:23Nah, it's a squash bee.
25:24Oh, yeah, it might have been actually.
25:26I'm gonna kiss somebody.
25:29My love, my body tonight.
25:33Hi.
25:34Hi.
25:35Hi.
25:36Hi.
25:37Hi.
25:38Hi.
25:39Hi.
25:40Hi.
25:41Hi.
25:42Hi.
25:43Good night, everyone.
25:44Before the break, we were in the bedroom, settling down with the new couples.
25:47Well, here's...
25:48What happened next?
25:50What happened next?
26:00Who is it?
26:01Harrison.
26:02Someone frozen again.
26:03This week has been dramatic and we have witnessed cracks in relationships.
26:19When Helena whispered to Harry, who whispered to the boys, who whispered to Aleema, who told Shakira, who was fed up with all the whispering and decided to turn up the volume.
26:31Why?
26:32Genuinely why?
26:33Just go and shag each other in the hideaway.
26:35Fucking hell.
26:36As Harry was left with egg on his face, Gio stepped in to offer some words of advice.
26:42What do you think I should do with it?
26:44I think...
26:45Just leave it.
26:46Move on.
26:47I think...
26:48But eagle-eyed viewers were floored by one small detail.
26:53I think you've got to give it a bit of time.
26:56Who made that eggy mess all over the floor?
26:59Making a mess of things is Harry's job, so my money's on him.
27:12Yeah, but that was minor.
27:13Yeah, but that was...
27:14No, what I'm saying is we were coupled up.
27:16Harrison, what are you doing clearing that up?
27:18Our bed and went to the hideaway with Helena.
27:20Oh, yeah.
27:21But we were only coupled up for a day, so it wasn't like there was loads there.
27:24And she kissed someone else.
27:26Yeah.
27:27That night.
27:28Don't exhaust yourself.
27:29It's Harry's problem.
27:30Or is it?
27:32Let me rewind this clip back and see how this eggy mess came about.
27:37I don't think it's that serious.
27:39And be like, you know...
27:41Oh, hey, mate, come on, man.
27:43Oh, my God.
27:44He's out of shocker.
27:45Mate, what are you doing, mate?
27:46That's how it's...
27:47No, I saved the toast.
27:48I saved the toast.
27:49I don't think I would be...
27:50I wouldn't be going in there thinking I'm doing a madness.
27:52You'd still do something great.
27:53You'd go in there and test the water.
27:55Yeah, just...
27:56Yeah, I think the whole time you're single, you've got to test the water.
27:59Everywhere you are.
28:04Hey, seriously, mate.
28:06Have five-second rule.
28:07Well, that's more of a five-minute rule.
28:09Get rid of the food.
28:11With all the hot weather this week, getting to sleep has been a nightmare.
28:20Especially for Dijon.
28:21He's feeling totally wired.
28:26And I think I make no lie.
28:28He doesn't count sheep.
28:29He counts tea bags.
28:31Six is enough.
28:50You wouldn't want your tea to be too strong.
28:52I'm no sleeping expert, but I'm not sure this is going to help him nod off.
28:58It works!
29:02I can't believe it's taking me this long to wake up and smell the coffee.
29:06Right time for me to have a nice cup of tea.
29:09No.
29:10There's no tea bags left.
29:12Thanks, Dijon!
29:19Hey guys, I've got a little joke for you.
29:21Why did the sculptor give up making a statue of my mum?
29:24There is not one bit of fat on her.
29:26Is it a joke, yeah?
29:27She is rock solid.
29:32Oh, shit!
29:33What the fuck?
29:34The fuck?
29:35It's islanders get scared by something!
29:39Man, why is it flying?
29:41I didn't know they fly, did they?
29:43No!
29:44Oh, sorry.
29:49Oh, my God.
29:50Where the fuck did it go?
29:51It went off the other side of the bed.
29:52Oh.
29:53It's going to shit out of me.
29:54I know, just put that out.
29:55What do I look like?
29:56Fucking Steve Irwin or something, is it?
29:57Ooh!
29:58That was fucking...
29:59Ooh!
30:00Don't worry, safety come out.
30:02See?
30:03Shakira's fine.
30:04It's actually well cute.
30:05Shakira, should I go for it?
30:06I found a friend.
30:07Ooh!
30:08Ooh!
30:09Ooh!
30:10Ooh!
30:11Ooh!
30:12Ooh!
30:13Ooh!
30:14Ooh!
30:15Ooh!
30:16Ooh!
30:17Ooh!
30:18Ooh!
30:19Ooh!
30:20Ooh!
30:21Ooh!
30:22Ooh!
30:23Ooh!
30:24Ooh!
30:25Ooh!
30:26Ooh!
30:27Ooh!
30:28Ooh!
30:29Ooh!
30:30Ooh!
30:31Ooh!
30:32Ooh!
30:33Ooh!
30:34Ooh!
30:35Ooh!
30:36Ooh!
30:37Ooh!
30:38Ooh!
30:39Ooh!
30:40Ooh!
30:41Ooh!
30:42Oh, my God!
30:43Oh, my God!
30:44Oh, my God!
30:45Oh, my God!
30:46Come on!
30:47Do you think I should pick this up?
30:48Yeah.
30:49Absolutely.
30:50Do you?
30:51Look, it looks so cute.
30:53What the fuck?
30:56Con!
30:57Con!
30:58I've got another butterfly actually sat on my leg!
31:00Do you, yeah?
31:01Come and have a look!
31:02You like insects!
31:03Run!
31:04Quick!
31:05Con!
31:06Quick!
31:07He loves it!
31:11Should I put my hand out?
31:12Or should I send it and call on me?
31:14Is it on me?
31:15Ah!
31:16Right, get it off!
31:17Get it off!
31:18Get it off!
31:19Get it off!
31:20Well, that was short-lived.
31:21Normal services have resumed.
31:22Is it on me?
31:25Babe, get it off!
31:27Get it off!
31:29Get it off!
31:30Well, that was short-lived.
31:32Normal services have resumed.
31:40I'm another year older.
31:44This week, Tony's celebrating another year around the sun
31:46with scrambled eggs and a pint glass of roses.
31:52But what you didn't see is that the boys had another birthday surprise
31:59up their sleeve later on.
32:03When she comes, everyone just be cool.
32:05Obviously, Raya, you pull her, lift.
32:07But we should just all be, like, sitting down doing something.
32:09Like, just pretend we're doing something.
32:10Job's on.
32:15Do you want to go for a chat, Taryn?
32:17Sure.
32:18Yeah, let's go over there, please.
32:19In the sun.
32:20Wait till they sit down.
32:21Wait till they sit down.
32:23Wait till they sit down.
32:24Yeah?
32:25How did that go?
32:26Fine.
32:28Right, right, they're down, they're down.
32:29Very good.
32:30Wait, are you just going to interrupt that thing?
32:32No, it's all part of the plan.
32:34Do you want to go for that?
32:35No.
32:36No, you go, you go.
32:37I go last, I go last.
32:38Ryan, what the fuck?
32:39Do you have your own fault?
32:39Yeah?
32:40Is it definitely done, then?
32:41Yeah?
32:41Oh, yeah, I'm done.
32:42What the fuck?
32:42Do you have your own fault?
32:43No.
32:44No.
32:46You don't get two chances, do you?
32:47No.
32:48Not with me.
32:48Happy birthday to you.
32:54Happy birthday to you.
33:00Happy birthday to you.
33:06Happy birthday to you.
33:11Thanks, guys.
33:18Happy birthday to you.
33:20Come on, Brian.
33:25My angels.
33:26There you go.
33:27Nice little treat.
33:29The fucking strawberries are never ending.
33:34Strawberries and chocolate's my signature move in here, I think.
33:36Just don't smear it all over your chest this time, Giorgio.
33:48I've had a bad start to my morning.
33:50What?
33:50What's happened?
33:51Walked into the table and ripped my shorts.
33:53Oh, no.
33:53What table?
33:55The breakfast bar.
33:56At least your fit's fitting.
33:58Killing it.
33:58And the awkwardness keeps on coming as we dance our way back through the last six days.
34:28We have a week's worth of banging clips to get through.
34:34Oh, fuck.
34:35Are you there?
34:35Yeah, but I'm smushed my head.
34:38Tis the seasoning to be jolly.
34:40Spilling salt is bad luck.
34:42Really?
34:42I do it all the time.
34:43See it here first, before it hits the net.
34:46Did you drink?
34:47Oh, my God.
34:47Have I even been in the pool yet?
34:49Kona!
34:51You're so clean.
34:52Whoa, Mike.
34:54Look at the mic.
34:55Hang on, who's Mike?
34:56Tell me where you're lying.
34:58I'll keep up, Lord.
35:06Come on.
35:11This week, Tony and Harrison patch things up in the usual spot where couples patch things up.
35:15The Terrace.
35:16Which was followed by a best friend debrief in the usual spot that best friend's debriefs take place.
35:28The fire pit.
35:29How was your Terrace chat?
35:31It was more him.
35:33And he's like, no, like, I really like you and I wasn't being vulnerable before.
35:37And as usual, I've spotted some unseen bits from this very serious chat.
35:41And in case you were wondering what that means, she's saying,
36:04Tony, why on earth are you wearing a white dressing gown?
36:18Right, rewind the clips and let's find out the answer.
36:20Mug Tony, she's here to stay.
36:28Oh, my God.
36:28My dress is unzipped.
36:30My ass is out.
36:31Is it?
36:32Yes.
36:33Let me see.
36:33I think it's broken.
36:36Oh, my God.
36:37No way.
36:38I swear.
36:41Is there a zip on it?
36:43Oh, my God.
36:44I think it's broken.
36:44No, no, my whole ass will be out.
36:50I need to see if there's a zip.
36:51Is there a zip on it?
36:53Yeah, there's a zip.
36:54It's unzipped the whole way, the wrong way.
36:59Oh, no, that's done.
37:01That's done.
37:07You too.
37:08Go get me a towel.
37:09I'm ass out on the terrace right now.
37:12Yeah, look, actually, I might just leave you here, actually.
37:14Don't do that.
37:20Well, I'm glad we wrapped up that mystery.
37:25Here you go.
37:36This week, the Islanders took part in the Superman Challenge.
37:41Where each of the boys took flight across the city.
37:44I've never seen him look so awkward.
37:49To find their lowest lane.
37:51Come on, darling.
37:52Hey.
37:53Hey.
37:55And show off their headline-making superhuman strength.
37:59Oh.
38:01Which revealed a super headline.
38:03The couples then had to decide which boy represented that trait the most.
38:07Gio.
38:08And the least.
38:10Ben.
38:12Oh.
38:14Well, here are some super unseen bits you didn't get to see.
38:17The handle's come.
38:24He's just broke it.
38:26I broke it.
38:27But let's take a look at how the boys transformed themselves into Mild Banner reporter Clark Kent.
38:32And how did we ever believe those boys can fly?
38:35They can't even tie.
38:37What knot you done there, G?
38:39Army knot, mate.
38:40G, how do you do the army?
38:43A little proper one.
38:44Yeah.
38:44A little central number.
38:45Yeah.
38:46Do that.
38:47I want that on mine, G.
38:48You can do it with me.
38:49I can show you how to do it.
38:50Yeah, do it, G.
38:51So you go under.
38:53Oh, under?
38:53Yeah, yeah.
38:54The little bit goes under.
38:55Yeah, yeah.
38:55Then the big bit comes under the hole.
38:58Yeah.
38:59And over to the right.
39:01Yeah.
39:02Yeah.
39:03To the right, yeah.
39:03B, switch on you.
39:05Yeah.
39:05B, side and knot.
39:07Hang on a minute.
39:08Then it comes underneath the two.
39:10But not underneath.
39:10Not underneath.
39:11It goes around the bottom.
39:14Oh, yeah, yeah.
39:14I get it.
39:15To create.
39:15And then it goes through again.
39:18Middle.
39:19Wait, should it?
39:19Oh, God.
39:20Thread it through.
39:21Yeah.
39:23And pull it.
39:23Through the middle.
39:25Like this.
39:26How are you doing, B?
39:27I don't know what day of the week it is, to be fair to me.
39:30I think I'm worried about that.
39:32It looks like ties are Ben's kryptonite.
39:46It's B, J, Bonanza!
39:49This week I asked them to do.
39:53What's it going to be?
39:54Animal impressions.
39:56Animal impressions?
39:57Oh, God.
39:58I don't know.
39:58I think a dolphin sounds like meh.
40:02Yeah.
40:02I don't know why it was a sheep.
40:04I think they sound something like this.
40:12Correct me if I'm wrong.
40:14No, they squeak, don't know.
40:15I don't know.
40:16I don't know.
40:17I don't know.
40:17I don't know.
40:18I don't know.
40:19I don't know.
40:20They sound like a little cow.
40:22Oh, that's a sheep.
40:23Or does a sheep?
40:24A bat.
40:25Oop, oop, oop, oop.
40:26A bat.
40:27Oop, oop, oop, oop.
40:28A bat.
40:29B, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop.
40:30No, bat.
40:31A chihuahua.
40:32B, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop, oop.
40:36I don't know what sheeps do.
40:37I don't have a cat, so I don't really know what sound they make.
40:40Meow.
40:41They, like, purr, don't they?
40:43I'll give it a whirl.
40:44Meow!
40:46I don't even know what that was.
40:49I was in between a cat and a frog.
40:51It just sounds like I've got hiccups.
40:56Ribbit, ribbit, ribbit, ribbit, ribbit, ribbit.
41:01That was so shit.
41:04I've had a nose job, so I'm not going to do that anymore.
41:08Let's go for the fish.
41:11A lot of people call me Meggie Moo.
41:21Did someone do a pigeon?
41:29I sound like I'm reversing.
41:31Whale? What the fuck does a whale sound like?
41:34What does an elephant make?
41:41They just, like, shoot water, don't they?
41:45That was good, that one.
41:50I'm going to have to do the app.
41:52No, do you know what?
41:55I love the bit of David Attenborough, but I can't say I watch it enough to know these sounds.
42:02Good from me.
42:03Thank you, guys.
42:04Come back next week for more...
42:09Peter Bonanzo!
42:16Ooh, ooh!
42:25Number of 20, 25.
42:27How are we feeling?
42:28The Anders are retreating to a performance by Katie B in the Garden.
42:45And we at Unseen Bits were able to get an exclusive with her in the beat chart.
42:50I'm just going to go for it. Yeah.
42:54Actually, can I read it again, actually?
42:56Of course I can, Katie B.
42:59It's Major Bonanza!
43:04And this week, it's animal impressions.
43:08Squirrel impression.
43:12Eek, eek, eek!
43:16Did that sound like a door?
43:17OK, don't use that one, don't use that one.
43:19Any more, Katie B?
43:22No.
43:24I haven't warmed my voice up, you see, for Unseen Bits.
43:27I need to... OK, let me do this again.
43:31Ribbit, ribbit, ribbit.
43:32Coo-hoo, coo-hoo, coo-hoo, coo-hoo.
43:40Sorry. OK, I messed that one up, Unseen Bits. Let me do that again.
43:42Sorry, Katie B, we ran out of time.
43:46But come back next time for some more Unseen Bits!
43:50Who would even want to look at Unseen Bits?
43:52Keep them unseen, I say.
43:53Red?
43:54So, sticking with the Love Island theme, here next,
43:59how science and social media are redefining beauty
44:01with our ex-Islander, with Olivia Atwood,
44:04The Price of Perfection.