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00:00Please be Patrick's best man.
00:02We need you.
00:04Your mother gets a little crazy.
00:06Never liked her.
00:08Maybe we could study together sometime.
00:10It's just not gonna work.
00:12Jack and Lynn, they woke up.
00:14They messed us up.
00:16I want to help you, but I can't.
00:30Jack.
00:44Hey.
00:46Hey.
00:48What are you doing here?
00:50I couldn't sleep.
00:52Why, what's wrong?
00:54I just wanted to tell you
00:56that I know I screwed up, Coach.
00:58You were right about
01:00everything.
01:02I'm an idiot.
01:04Jack.
01:06It was you, Maren.
01:08It was always you.
01:28It's always you, Maren.
01:36You're home.
01:40You're home.
01:42You're home.
01:43I got a delivery from Aaron Frist.
01:44Jerome?
01:51Got a delivery from Aaron Frist.
01:52Since when do you make home deliveries?
01:55Since that boyfriend of yours started sending goodies from all over the world.
01:59Sue is not my boyfriend. He is my publisher.
02:01Whatever you say, come on, open it. Let's get to God this time.
02:05Oh, turn me on. That's suggestive.
02:07Relax, Jerome. It's text messenger.
02:12Oh, look at this.
02:14Uh, Maren, enjoy the technology.
02:17I wanted to get you something Japanese since Elmo Town Eats Characters has been pre-sold in Japan.
02:23Elmo Town Eats Characters?
02:25Well, it's a Japanese translation for my title letters from Elmo.
02:28I took a little bit of license with it.
02:31Japan. Wow.
02:33And that's only based on the preview of my first three chapters.
02:36May I have the honor?
02:37Uh, be my guest.
02:39You're eating characters all over this map.
02:50Oh, check this out. Eyes closed.
02:54Nice shot.
02:58Oh, yeah.
02:58You are looking at the star forward of the Polkai Stallion.
03:03Oh, yeah.
03:05Are you trying to reel in the glory days?
03:07Just trying to get some exercise.
03:09The heart thing.
03:10Yeah, right. The heart thing.
03:12Nothing like being sidelined to make you take stock in your life.
03:15Yeah? Is she coming up with any big realizations?
03:18Yeah. I hate being sidelined.
03:22How about your heart thing?
03:23Huh?
03:24Lynn?
03:25Oh.
03:26How are you holding up?
03:27Okay, actually.
03:28Good.
03:29Yeah.
03:32I've had a lot of time to think about it.
03:34I guess I realize it's a good thing that Lynn came back.
03:37Really?
03:39Yeah.
03:39I mean, if she hadn't, there always would have been a part of me holding up for the fantasy of her.
03:44I mean, what could have been?
03:46Now I know I tried and it didn't work.
03:48I'm okay with that.
03:50That's so evolved of you.
03:53Yeah.
03:54Well, I'm tired of living in the past.
03:56I'm ready to move on.
03:58Sounds like a plan.
03:59Yeah.
04:03Woo-hoo!
04:04Sweetheart!
04:05I brought donuts!
04:07Oh.
04:08It's just you.
04:10And me!
04:11Morning to you, Celia.
04:12Sure is.
04:13Where's Patrick?
04:14He went out for a run.
04:15You want to join us?
04:16Ooh, are there bear claws in there?
04:19We were just talking about a certain bachelorette party for a certain bachelorette.
04:25Have you received a certain invite?
04:27Oh, yeah.
04:27That.
04:28I got it.
04:28Hope you're in full party mode.
04:30Yeah.
04:30We're going to get tore up from the flora.
04:32I know.
04:33I'm ready to rage.
04:34And paint pottery.
04:35I'm an officer of the law.
04:36I do not rage.
04:38And I do not paint pottery.
04:39Although you are marrying my son, so I feel somewhat obligated to be there.
04:44Great.
04:48Hey!
04:48Chief Celia hates me.
04:54Amy, she doesn't hate you.
04:56She just...
04:58She's Celia.
04:59She's going to ruin my party.
05:01I know it.
05:01Oh, come on.
05:03There is karaoke and pottery painting to be had.
05:07That is a fun that cannot be ruined.
05:09This is true.
05:12What's this?
05:13It's the itinerary for my bachelorette party.
05:16I found that fun is more spontaneous if there's careful planning behind it.
05:20Oh.
05:22You want me to bride nap you?
05:24Oh, yes.
05:27Oh.
05:28Oh, and we should really be at the boat by 720 for a 730 departure.
05:34It looks like my maid of honor duties are in great shape.
05:38I guess now I can flip on over to best man mode and concentrate on the bachelor party.
05:42Ooh.
05:44Never had to plan a bachelor party before.
05:47Oh, God.
05:48Do you think I'm going to have to get a stripper?
05:50He won't have to worry about that.
05:52But my Patrick would never want a stripper.
05:57Of course, he's going to want a stripper, even if he says he doesn't.
06:01That's the girl's job, to pretend like he doesn't want anything really crazy.
06:04But as best man, it's your job to make sure he gets something really crazy.
06:07Like strippers.
06:09Okay, you're using strippers in the plural.
06:11They tend to work best in sets.
06:13Like encyclopedias.
06:15Three is good.
06:16One to hold the camera and the rest is private.
06:19So, uh, fantasies are all about sex for you guys.
06:24Yeah, what about romance?
06:25You guys aren't doing romance in life.
06:27Why would they do it in fantasy?
06:29Huskies are getting crushed again.
06:31Now, there.
06:32It's a good fantasy.
06:33I would love to see the Alaska Huskies finally win a game.
06:36They might be the worst team in the history of hockey.
06:38They just need better management.
06:41That's an idea.
06:41So, it's hockey in sex, then?
06:44Well, not necessarily in that order.
06:48I think fantasies are overrated.
06:50Oh, yeah?
06:51It needs to make a living out of being a fantasy.
06:53It gets old real quick.
06:54Give me reality any day.
06:56What about you, Goldilocks?
06:59What do you fantasize about?
07:01If I did have a fantasy, I would not talk to a bunch of guys about it in a bar.
07:07Smart girl.
07:10Although, there is something I have been secretly wanting lately.
07:14It involves a lumberjack.
07:20Who comes over and chops me up some firewood?
07:23And?
07:25And?
07:27That's it.
07:28Just need some wood.
07:31Uh, your turn, Jack.
07:36My turn to what?
07:37What's your fantasy?
07:39Uh, I don't know.
07:40Pass.
07:44Maren, I think you're vibrating.
07:49Hey!
07:50My book's sold in Turkey!
07:55Thanks, Jerome.
07:57Patrick, we have got to talk about your bachelor party.
08:00Or your old bacheloretton party, as I like to call it.
08:04Have you thought about what you would like to do?
08:07Or, have?
08:09Uh, beer.
08:10Ping pong.
08:12Beer pong!
08:13Okay, okay, okay, but you can do that any night of the week.
08:15This is supposed to be your big fantasy night.
08:18I am trying to do right by you as your best man.
08:21Don't you have any fantasies deep down inside, waiting to come out?
08:26I don't think so.
08:29Besides, if I did have fantasies, probably deep down for a reason, should never be brought to life.
08:35Some dreams are better left unsaid.
08:37But you don't have any such fantasies?
08:40No.
08:41Well, let me know if anything comes to mind.
08:43I'm here to help.
08:44You're on.
08:50Good day, Elmo.
08:52My partner and I were just talking about dreams.
08:55I don't know about you, but sometimes I think dreams are the only things we have.
08:59They help us escape the reality of our lives.
09:02But what if someone were to offer you the chance to turn things around and make a dream or two come true?
09:09Would that be so bad?
09:11What do you think, Elmo?
09:12Is it wrong to make your fantasy a reality?
09:15What do you think, Elmo?
09:45What do you think, Elmo?
10:00Not that you think, isn't that pure?
10:07What do you think, oppose yourself?
10:13Maren!
10:13what are you doing i'm returning your wood well most of it it's like 75 percent or 65 percent if
10:24you got the pieces that fell back over there somewhere i will uh pay you back the rest as
10:29soon as i can get some delivered you don't have to pay me back didn't you get my note yeah i got
10:33your note and the red ribbon i know a romantic gesture when i see one jag and though i appreciate
10:42the wood returning it as my gesture to say no thanks come on maren you don't have to do this
10:49and you don't have to give me your wood with charmingly clever notes charmingly clever
10:54so you liked it seriously jack what are you trying to do here
11:01i'm trying to ask you out what on a date the one we never had kayaking yeah i remember
11:12what we were gonna do and i am sorry but that is not gonna happen anytime soon
11:17there's way too much water under our bridge and no offense but it's gonna take a lot more
11:24than little bullet to get me to go out with you
11:25oh sorry was that distracting oh it's okay patrick sent that song to me this morning
11:44now i've it stuck in my head so patrick sings to you huh yeah he's always serenading me
11:51it's very romantic like that and you know you like that kind of thing right i mean
11:56you know romantic gestures of course all women do even if they say they don't
12:03jack slattery's office oh of course please hold
12:13it's professor shacklin calling from the bering sea i i guess you want to take it if it's
12:19a professor from the bering sea
12:20i like your study technique very hands-on
12:32shh i'm listening for long sounds i can't track your airway if you're talking
12:39i'm listening for long sounds i can't track your airway if you want to take this into
12:46the bedroom
12:48so sorry too fast no no no no no you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're
13:06sorry too fast no no no no you're you're perfect just i can't do it
13:12is there something wrong with you what no no i it's not that i i can't actually do it i'm
13:21i've done it but now that i'm a pastor i can't have premarital sex
13:28so you can't sleep with someone until i'm married
13:33wow how long do i have to think about it okay thanks i will
13:45so what do the bering sea want it's a job offer someone at the amr off recommended me for a
13:54position on a research ship really yeah and they're doing a study on humpback whales in the
13:59bering sea that's so great you love whales this sounds like your dream job yeah it kind of is wait
14:05isn't this research ship in the bering sea yeah but isn't that like 800 miles away well thereabouts
14:11but how could you do that if you're still working here
14:14i i wouldn't be working here annie i'd be on the ship for nine months
14:18nine months that's almost a whole year
14:22so
14:30so
14:38hey
14:51hey
14:53i come home to find you building a swing on my porch and all you have to say is hey
14:58i remembered that this house needs a swing out here looking out the lake
15:03every house needs a swing what if i don't want a swim well too late
15:09i thought i made myself clear with a wood
15:13yeah you did i said i didn't want any romantic gestures right
15:17yeah i know
15:19so you just flat out ignored what i said
15:22pretty much
15:24wow you got a lot of nerve buddy
15:26only when it comes to stuff i really want
15:30just
15:34give me one night
15:36come out in the water with me
15:40fine
15:45this is not a date
15:48okay
15:49i'll take what i can get
15:51i'll pick you up around five
15:56today
15:59yeah
15:59i gotta risk it and miss my chance again
16:02wow
16:04so what do you think
16:30does this say let's go kayaking
16:32or does it say i dressed up to go kayaking
16:35you're giving this way too much thought
16:37i know
16:38why am i giving this so much thought
16:41because you're excited
16:42do you know that jack and i have actually never been on a date
16:46you were supposed to and then lynn showed up
16:49exactly
16:50sometimes i think our whole relationship has been backwards
16:54how do you mean
16:55well for starters most people have sex after they've officially started dating
16:59unless you're dating a minister and then you're not having sex
17:01oh until you're married to him
17:03haha
17:03yeah
17:05when i fantasize about not being treated like a sex object
17:08i should have been more specific
17:10so
17:11what are you gonna do
17:13i don't know
17:16i really like him
17:18what
17:19but i can't pretend this doesn't matter
17:21and if i stay with him what am i saying that
17:24this relationship is leading to marriage
17:26i've done marriage
17:28it was my cup of tea
17:29well maybe this whole no sex thing is a blessing in disguise
17:33yeah
17:34right
17:36no seriously
17:37i
17:38it could be nice to have a long courtship
17:40that way you get to know the guy before the whole sex thing gets in the way
17:43it's already in the way
17:44i don't know if i can do this
17:46i understand sex
17:48but relationships without sex what does that look like
17:51it looks like you're gonna find out
17:54patrick what are you doing
18:03i'm practicing
18:04this is gonna be some heavy duty beer pong at the bachelor party
18:06i don't want to end up on the floor
18:08check this
18:10i'm gonna end up on the floor
18:13i love you
18:15you know that
18:16because you're different
18:19different how
18:20maryn said the guys at the chief gym were trying to convince her
18:24you wanted a stripper for your bachelor party
18:26i don't want a stripper
18:27i know
18:28you want ping pong
18:30well that's why i love you
18:32you're not an animal
18:33hey i can be an animal
18:35i know
18:36you're a bear
18:37a big soft teddy bear
18:40i can be a pretty sick teddy bear if i wanted to
18:43of course you could
18:44seriously
18:45the sweetness
18:47it's just a mask
18:49i can ride the crazy train
18:51could you be any more
18:53adorable
18:54it's amazing out here
19:18wait till the sun goes down
19:27there are more stars than you can imagine
19:29thanks
19:32for what
19:35for coming out with me
19:36i'm glad i did
19:39i know i pushed you into it a little
19:41nudged
19:43strongly
19:44i just feel like i've wasted enough time already
19:47and
19:49i want to apologize
19:51jack
19:53no i know i screwed up
19:54i was wrong
19:55about everything
19:56you don't have to do this
19:58yes i do
19:59i haven't been able to get you out of my head
20:03i just want to get back to the way we were
20:07whoa
20:16who are you
20:17Hey, are you warming up?
20:29Sorry I had to drag you in my paddle.
20:31The jump didn't help you, and what is it's safe?
20:34None of this is safe.
20:36It's exactly what I was afraid of.
20:38It's all right. People roll their kayaks all the time.
20:40Not that. This.
20:44You can't be sweeping me off my feet anymore, Jack.
20:46When you do, I end up being swept off by a kayak and almost drown.
20:51Yeah, I shouldn't have said all that stuff.
20:53No, no, you said exactly what I thought I wanted to hear.
20:57Until I heard it.
21:00I'm sorry I'm not ready.
21:04You did a number on me.
21:08As much as I want to forget it, I can't.
21:12Tell me what you need.
21:13The only thing you can give me right now is time and space.
21:19I'm sorry.
21:26I'm sorry.
21:27I'm sorry.
21:28I'm sorry.
21:29No.
21:30No.
21:30I don't know.
22:00Thanks for letting me use your place, Ben.
22:10Ah, it's no sweat.
22:12All my regulars would have been at the party anyway.
22:14Yeah.
22:15There's another hour.
22:21Hey, I heard Buzz got stuck in Juneau.
22:24That's a bummer.
22:24Yeah.
22:25Hey-ho.
22:27What's behind the curtain?
22:29Yeah.
22:29Don't even ask.
22:31It's a surprise.
22:32A dirty surprise.
22:35Really?
22:38At least I know someone's fantasy is going true tonight.
22:42Have fun, boys!
22:44We will!
22:45Oh!
22:50Hey.
22:51Hey.
22:53You forgot your book in class, so I thought I'd just swing by and drop it off to you.
22:57Thanks.
22:58I was so distracted when the babysitter called about Maddie, I didn't even realize I'd forgotten it.
23:02How's he doing?
23:03Did his fever go down?
23:04A little.
23:05I keep trying to get him to rest, but he's really fidgety.
23:08I'm like that.
23:08When I get sick, I just can't sit still.
23:11Yeah.
23:14Is that your dinner?
23:16No.
23:17Those are popsicles.
23:19They're for Maddie.
23:20I stopped at the grocery store on the way over here.
23:22They're supposed to be good for a fever, so...
23:23Wow.
23:24That's really thoughtful.
23:25Forget about it.
23:27Um, I didn't invite you in, but...
23:29You know what?
23:30It's okay.
23:30It's fine.
23:32Um...
23:33Let me get out of your hair.
23:34Eric.
23:35I'm...
23:36I don't feel...
23:38I know, sweetie pie.
23:38That's why you should be in bed.
23:39I'll be right there.
23:42Who's that?
23:44Oh, um...
23:45That's Eric.
23:47He's my friend from class.
23:49He brought you popsicles.
23:50Isn't that nice?
23:52Hi, Maddie.
23:52It's so nice to meet you.
23:54I'm sorry that you're not feeling...
23:55Wait.
24:02Okay.
24:03What's that?
24:04Shorana's ready to get this party started.
24:06I am!
24:09Congratulations!
24:12Yay!
24:13Every bride-to-be deserves a stupid hat.
24:17May all your dreams come true, honey.
24:20Thanks, Mama.
24:21Oh, my.
24:22I'm going to get this lady.
24:25Oh, Teresa, thank you.
24:28And Sarah apologizes.
24:29She couldn't be here, but Maddie wasn't feeling well.
24:31She said give me a big hug.
24:33Oh, man.
24:40Okay, ladies.
24:41Let's get this party train chugging.
24:44Woo!
24:44Woo!
24:45Grab an apron and your favorite ceramic and head on over to the Bachelor Art Corner.
24:50We've got planters, plates, picture frames.
24:55Oh, a bust of David.
24:56That's not the only thing that's a bust.
24:58Looks like we're taking this party train straight to Snoozeville.
25:02Oh, and what makes painting even more fun?
25:04An open bar.
25:06Now we're talking.
25:07I wonder if the guys are having fun.
25:11Who's the dude?
25:23Hi, boys.
25:31I'm Sapphire.
25:33Is this your Bachelor Tom party?
25:42No, gentlemen.
25:44I am not.
25:45I'm a mud wrestler.
25:48And that's a whole other guild.
25:51Aren't there supposed to be two of you?
25:53Not that I'm aware of.
25:55I see normally the way this works is we drink while two hot girls wrestle each other.
26:00Yeah?
26:01Well, I'm all you got, gentlemen.
26:02Now who's ready to meet their muddy maker?
26:05That's what you get for letting a girl plan your bachelor party.
26:08Come on!
26:11Who's in?
26:17What the hell?
26:21That's a rock.
26:32Ready?
26:33Now, remember, it is salt, tequila, then lime.
26:36I'm trying to get the lime pulp in my eye.
26:37It's not.
26:43Geez, is she okay?
26:45She's fine.
26:46Five more.
26:47She won't be tomorrow.
26:48Okay.
26:49This time, everybody's got to try mine, including the brides of me.
26:53Oh, no thanks, Mom.
26:54I don't do shots.
26:56I'm more of a beer, wine, and spitzer, girl.
26:57Come on!
26:58Lou!
27:00Let's toss one down for Annie.
27:03To Annie!
27:03Annie!
27:04Woo!
27:07You got to get it!
27:08It's beautiful what you just said.
27:13And the truth is, I couldn't ask for a better match for my boy, and I loved you very much.
27:24What's happening?
27:25Your eyes are all watery.
27:26I think she's crying.
27:28I don't know.
27:28She is one of those happy, emotional drunks.
27:33I'm sorry.
27:35I think I feel a fever coming on.
27:37Oh, no.
27:38A dance fever!
27:41Woo!
27:41Woo!
27:41Woo!
27:41Woo!
27:41Woo!
27:41Woo!
27:42Woo!
27:42Woo!
27:43Woo!
27:43Woo!
27:43Woo!
27:44Woo!
27:44Woo!
27:45Woo!
27:45Woo!
27:46Woo!
27:46Woo!
27:47Woo!
27:47Woo!
27:48Woo!
27:48Woo!
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27:50Woo!
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27:55Woo!
27:56Woo!
27:57Woo!
27:57Woo!
27:58Woo!
27:58Woo!
27:59Woo!
27:59Woo!
28:00Woo!
28:00Woo!
28:01This is both lame and spectacular all at once.
28:04Yeah, I guess.
28:05Come on, man.
28:06Live it up.
28:06This is kind of like your bachelor party, too.
28:08How's that?
28:09You're newly single, man.
28:11Free as a bird.
28:12Out on the prowl.
28:14Out on the water.
28:16People saw you in Marion kayaking yesterday.
28:18How'd it go?
28:19Uh, started off good.
28:21Yeah, it kind of took a dive.
28:24Couldn't see that one coming.
28:25What was that?
28:26Come on, Jack.
28:27It was way too soon.
28:28I just want to be with her, man.
28:30Yeah, but it's not just about you, is it?
28:33What does Marion want?
28:35Uh, time and space.
28:37Maybe you should give that to her.
28:41Oh, there's my favorite bride to be.
28:42Are you having fun?
28:43This is truly a magical night.
28:46Do you know the chief, Celia?
28:47I mean...
28:48Mom?
28:49Has hooked me four times?
28:50Oh, wow.
28:51She really is a happy job.
28:52Thank you for everything.
28:53Thank you for everything.
28:54Thank you for everything.
28:55Thank you for everything.
28:57Barely lifted a finger.
28:58You planned everything.
28:59But you added the magic.
29:00You have a gift for bringing people together.
29:01Mm-hmm.
29:02Thank you for everything.
29:03Thank you for everything.
29:05Barely lifted a finger.
29:06You planned everything.
29:07But you added the magic.
29:08You have a gift for bringing people together.
29:12Yeah.
29:13I'm good where other people are concerned.
29:16Oh.
29:18It is so beautiful out here.
29:19Look at all these stars.
29:20Oh.
29:21Let's get down.
29:22You have a gift for bringing people together.
29:27Yeah.
29:28I'm good where other people are concerned.
29:32It is so beautiful out here.
29:36Look at all these stars.
29:39Let's make a wish on one.
29:41I've given up wishing for a while.
29:43Oh.
29:45Look, don't worry.
29:46It's only nine months.
29:48Jack probably won't even take it.
29:51Take what?
29:52The research job on the Bering Sea?
29:56I thought that's what you were upset about.
29:59Hey, run down by me again.
30:06Did I ever tell you you're my hero?
30:12You're everything, everything I wish I could be.
30:19Oh.
30:19Did you realize Celia's been singing for two straight hours?
30:23Yeah.
30:24It's crazy.
30:27Are you okay?
30:30Jack got a job offer a grillion miles away.
30:34He did?
30:35Mm-hmm.
30:35Did he take it?
30:36No, I don't know.
30:37He didn't tell me.
30:38And I don't know why I care.
30:43Is it okay to be talking to you about this?
30:46Oh, look.
30:46Lynn's my friend, but I know everything worked out for the best.
30:49She wasn't going to be happy with a guy who was in love with someone else.
30:52Love?
30:53No.
30:53No.
30:55We went on a date.
30:56It was great.
30:58Until it wasn't.
31:00Oh, yeah.
31:01Yeah, and then I fell into the water.
31:02You did?
31:03Yeah.
31:04It was all my fault.
31:05I pulled back.
31:07It's all too soon.
31:10Well, this is ironic, isn't it?
31:11I'm the one who loves love, and I can't sign up for it right now.
31:17Give it time.
31:18It's amazing how things change with time.
31:21You're not kidding.
31:22I almost touched the sky.
31:26Thank you, thank you.
31:30Thank God for you.
31:32Oh, God.
31:33Oh, my way.
31:44You're a master of mud.
31:46I've swallowed a lot of it.
31:47She's as fast as she is strong.
31:50Maybe you need some clean clothes.
31:53A Huskies jersey.
31:55Where the hell did you get that?
31:56From the new manager.
31:57When did they change management?
31:58When I bought the team.
32:00How many beers have you had?
32:02I'm not drunk.
32:04Look, I was sitting on all this money.
32:06Why not use it to make a dream come true?
32:08Yeah, but can't you make your dream come true
32:10with a team that doesn't suck so bad?
32:13Hey, look, we want them to have a winning season, right?
32:16Now it's in our hands.
32:19To the Alaska Huskies.
32:20To the Huskies.
32:21The Huskies.
32:21The Huskies.
32:26Good for you, man.
32:28Fall through on your stupid dreams.
32:30You're a Husky.
32:32You're an old wuss bag.
32:34No, you're not.
32:35You're a great guy.
32:38Marin tried to make my dream come true,
32:39and then what do I do?
32:40The chicken out.
32:43Hey, don't be too hard on yourself.
32:47She could hurt you.
32:49He's right.
32:52Well, look at the boy.
32:54He's weak.
32:54Hey.
32:56I opened up a jelly jar the other day,
32:58and that bad boy was tight.
33:01Well, the only jelly I see here is your spine.
33:04He's a chicken boy.
33:06Hey, won't you clock for us, chicken boy?
33:08Oh, what do you say?
33:10Oh, what?
33:12What?
33:13I say it's go time, Miss Sapphire.
33:16Yeah.
33:23Not so fast, buddy.
33:26When does a stripper pop out of something?
33:29Beefcake!
33:31No way.
33:32And he didn't want any, and I respect her wishes.
33:34Oh, you guys are pansies.
33:36I'm sure the guys are living it up right now
33:37with their stripper.
33:39No, they're not.
33:41They're not, are they?
33:42No.
33:43Oh, I didn't get him a stripper.
33:45I got him a mud wrestler.
33:48Annie, I want to give you something
33:51I made this baby for you.
33:53Wait.
33:54You got my Patrick a mud wrestler?
33:58Well, yeah, it's what he wanted, so I...
34:01Maren, a mud wrestler is just a dirty stripper.
34:05You know, we need to turn this party barge around.
34:08Pronto.
34:11I love that little fire pistol.
34:16W-A-R-spell sport.
34:19Yes, my mom!
34:21Oh, no!
34:22Looks like someone's feeling a lot better.
34:25Can I have another popsicle?
34:27No.
34:28It's time for you to go to bed.
34:31Uh, can you say goodbye to our guest?
34:32Good night.
34:33Good night, buddy.
34:37Ow!
34:38Sorry.
34:39Okay.
34:40Good night.
34:41Good night.
34:42Uh, your clothes are covered.
34:45He's a...
34:45He's a good kid, you know?
34:47And I think he cheats at cards.
34:49I know!
34:50I taught him now.
34:50Oh, really?
34:52Sorry about your...
34:54bachelorette party tonight.
34:55Oh, that's okay.
34:58Except for Maddie being sick,
34:59it was kind of the perfect night.
35:01Yeah?
35:03I was kind of worried, you know?
35:04I thought maybe I'd freaked you out
35:06with the whole celibacy thing.
35:07It's been a deal-breaker in the past.
35:09It wouldn't be my first choice.
35:10But tonight, I've forgotten about it.
35:15I haven't.
35:18You know that you're the first woman
35:19I've ever dated that makes me want
35:21to throw my vows right out the window.
35:25We should play cards.
35:27Yeah, we should.
35:28Okay.
35:37Oh, my dear sweet lord,
35:38I'm in so much pain.
35:39All you gotta do is say I quit.
35:41Never.
35:42I need so much renommous suffer.
35:44Come on!
35:51It's too late.
35:53She's got him.
35:55My sweet baby.
35:57You're under arrest, Giganta.
35:59Draw my son.
36:01Put your hands on your head.
36:03Oh!
36:03He doesn't like it.
36:06How's the party?
36:07Ah, pretty good.
36:09Good work with the mud wrestling.
36:12Say, say I quit.
36:34I will never quit.
36:42I will never quit.
36:46Oh!
36:48So much for the living kids.
36:55Patrick.
36:57Tag me in.
36:58Oh, I can't.
37:00It's okay, Patrick.
37:01We're a team.
37:02I love you.
37:03So the bride wants something, too, huh?
37:11You're not here.
37:15Come on!
37:22Help her!
37:33I got something for you.
37:48Oh, thanks.
37:51I can't believe you had to see me like that.
37:55Are you kidding?
37:56If I hadn't been for you, I might have been sapphire to death.
37:59Stupid fantasy.
38:00So you're not mad?
38:02Actually, I kind of like seeing y'all dirty.
38:07You did?
38:10When I saw you watching me, it made me want to get dirtier.
38:17Hi, Patrick.
38:22Annie?
38:24I gotta go.
38:26Feel better.
38:31Hi, Ma.
38:32Hi, honey.
38:38That was some party, huh, Chief Celia?
38:41Yes, it was.
38:43Seemed like you had a good time.
38:46Good time?
38:48Thought I was gonna have to shut things down.
38:50A lot of violations at that party.
38:51You're lucky.
38:52Okay.
38:52I know.
38:53Just like a star, cross my sky.
39:06Just like an angel on a page.
39:10Jack.
39:10You have appeared to my life.
39:13Feel like I'll never be the same.
39:18Just like a star, cross my sky.
39:20Jack.
39:21This is not a romantic gesture.
39:24You need a firewood and I had extra.
39:26At least let me help you stack it.
39:30All right.
39:30Be my guest.
39:34Ma, I wanted to tell you, I got this job.
39:38Offer.
39:39I know.
39:39Annie told me.
39:41Give the girl a little tequila.
39:43She sings like a canary.
39:44All right.
39:46I wanted to say something at the party.
39:48Yeah, me too.
39:50It just didn't seem like the right place.
39:53It doesn't bury the sea, huh?
39:57Have you made a decision?
39:59Yeah.
39:59I took it this morning.
40:06Oh.
40:09Oh, well.
40:11Good for you.
40:14So were you just asking me out to test the waters, or?
40:18No.
40:19I was not asking you out because I wanted to be with you.
40:24So if I had said I was ready?
40:26Yeah.
40:27Maybe I would have stayed.
40:30But you're not ready.
40:33You were right, Coach.
40:34We both need some time and space.
40:38Well, I guess nine months at sea is going to give us a lot of that.
40:42Yeah.
40:44When fantasy meets reality, you never know what you're going to get.
41:02Sometimes the reality falls just a little short of the dream.
41:07And sometimes it exceeds all expectations.
41:10It takes courage to reveal your secret desires.
41:25Sharing them is a gamble.
41:27That sometimes brings us closer together.
41:36We do it all the time.
41:41Blowing out my mind.
41:46Just like a star across my sky.
41:50Just like a little bit.
41:51And sometimes...
41:52Pulls us apart.
41:55Maybe that old saying is true.
42:01Be careful what you wish for.
42:03It just might come true.
42:05Just like oil on my hand.