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00:00Kakambal ng sipag ay ang taus-pusong paghiling ni Mayen na umayos ang buhay nilang mag-Lola.
00:07Lord, Lord please, sanang banano na ako sa luto.
00:12Balik ka ha.
00:13Para makabili pa minamahay.
00:16Tapos mapatingin ko na rin yung Lola ko kasi katanda na po siya, yung nangihina na po madalas.
00:22Siya na lang po yung meron ako. Ayoko pong mawala siya.
00:25Siya po yung nag-alaga sa'kin. Simula nung namatay na po yung nane, tatay ko.
00:32At mamahawa ko sa'yo. Panalunin mo na po ako sa luto. Please.
00:38Please, please, please.
00:40Parang awal na.
00:43Ano na po, Lord? Please.
00:46Apo, narinig ko mga panalangin mo.
00:54Pero sana ang swerte, e bag mong i-asal lahat niya sa toko.
00:58Sa ano yan? Lotto ticket na yan.
01:01La, di naman na siguro masama kung humiling ako kay Lord na sana buhusan niya ako tayo ng maraming maraming swerte.
01:10Eh, swerte naman tayo, di ba? Lalo na ako. Swerteng swerte ako.
01:16Biro mo, ikaw ang swerte ko ako.
01:22Sobra-sobrang biyaya na yun, ah.
01:27Mahal na mahal kita, Apo.
01:30Mahal na mahal kita.
01:31Ay, ay, susmaryo, sir.
01:32La, ano ba yan?
01:34La, umupo na ako kayo.
01:36Hindi.
01:37Apo, ako gutom na, Apo.
01:39Pakiramdaman natin kung managdansi, ma'am Barbara, ha?
01:43Kumain na tayo, gutom na ako talaga.
01:46Hindi to na yun, Margarita.
01:47Ano, anjan na yung pagkain natin, eh.
01:49Wala dandahan, ha?
01:50Ay, Diyos ko po.
01:52Ihilo na ako talaga sa butong.
01:55Pusit, okay, ah.
01:56Ay, pas.
01:57Ako na to?
02:00Hoy!
02:02Bakit ikumakain, ha?
02:04Di pang usapan natin.
02:06Walang kakain.
02:07Hanggat walang nakukota dito sa tiyanggay ko!
02:12Tadakad nyo!
02:15Sandali lang naman po.
02:17Ah, ma'am Barbara.
02:20Mawalang galang na lang ho, ah.
02:23Parang hindi naman po makatarungan kung pigilan nyo kami kumain.
02:28Dahil hindi ba ho kami nakakakota.
02:29Kahit hindi nalang ho ako, yung lola ko nalang po isipin, nakakaawa po eh.
02:35Kakapala mukha nyo!
02:37Mga pala munit!
02:38Ay, sandali lang ho, ah.
02:41Ma'am, nagpapasalamat ho kami sa inyo kasi nakastayin ho ako.
02:47Tsaka yung lola ko sa inyo.
02:48Pero tao po kami, napapagod, nagugutom.
02:53Bastos ka, sumasagot ka pa!
02:55Ay!
02:56Halika nga dito!
02:57Aray!
02:57Aray!
02:57Aray!
02:58Aray!
02:58Aray!
02:58Aray!
02:59Ano daw ako?
02:59Ako!
03:00Sila na yung lalo ko!
03:01Tapos sisiragot pala ko!
03:02Sinasagot-sagot mo ako!
03:04Huwag mo ko sasagot-sagot eh!
03:07Aray!
03:07Aray!
03:08Huwag mo ko sasagot-sagot yan, ha?
03:09Mama!
03:11Magsama kayo maglola!
03:13May gutom!
03:14Sinaba ko sa inyo, hindi kayo pa di kumain hanggat hindi kayo nakakakota!
03:19Ha?
03:26Tahan ako.
03:28Tahan ako.
03:35La, tingnan mo.
03:36Ano?
03:3635?
03:3735?
03:3835?
03:38Oo.
03:38Eto, 12?
03:4012?
03:4012?
03:4112?
03:4136?
03:4236?
03:4236?
03:43At eto, 51?
03:4551?
03:4651?
03:4651?
03:47Oh, thank you.
03:48Tika muna, ano-ano?
03:50Mayaman na tayo.
03:51Ibig sabihin, mayaman, maraming pera.
03:5330 million.
03:5630 million.
03:5730 million?
03:5830 million.
03:5930 million.
04:00Oh, thank you.
04:03Tika muna.
04:04Panalo yan.
04:05Panalo tayo.
04:0530 million.
04:06Panalo.
04:07Ang laking biyaya na ito.
04:09Sobra-sobra biyaya ito.
04:11Ang laki.
04:11Ang laki.
04:12Ang laki.
04:14Kung ingat.
04:15Pero dahil gabi na ngayon,
04:17bukas na natin makikling to.
04:19Oh, oh.
04:19Kasi sarado na yun eh.
04:21Diba?
04:22Tapos pagkakuha natin ng pera,
04:24ipapasok pagkakado sa bank.
04:26Ang nakilangan,
04:26itago ko dito.
04:27Sa Bible.
04:28Oh, sige.
04:29Yan.
04:29Okay.
04:30Para walang demonyong magnanakaw.
04:32So, iti swerte niyo.
04:33Pili nga yung rent na lang yung si Mayat.
04:35Huh?
04:36Ay, kailangan nakakita na mas umaman pang katulog sa amo.
04:40Kukunin ko yung loaded tickets ni Mayat.
04:42Ang totoo ka.
04:46Alam, alam, alam.
04:48Itago ko dito.
04:49Sabayin mo yung sige.
04:50Baka, Lola, nawawala yung, ano, nawawala yung ticket.
05:00Ano?
05:01Bakit?
05:01Baka, baka nandyan lang?
05:02Kasi mo na ilagay ba?
05:03Doon nga, doon ko lang naman yung nilagay sa may Bible.
05:06Hinipit ko,
05:07tapos nag-CR ako,
05:08tapos pagbalik ko,
05:09wala na.
05:09Sigurado ako,
05:11Lola, sigurado talaga ako na si Ma'am Barbara yung kumuha.
05:14Pambihiran.
05:15Baka tarinig kong pangalan ko?
05:16Hindi ako interesadyo sa mga peke niyong magamit.
05:20Hindi ako pagbibintangan.
05:22May hinahanap lang ang apo ko.
05:24Eh, baka nakita niyo.
05:26Ano sa tingin niyo sa akin?
05:27Ako nagnakaw ng Bible niyo?
05:28Oh, sandali lang.
05:30Ano?
05:30Ng Bible?
05:35Paano mo nalaman na Bible yung hinahanap ko?
05:37Kung hindi ikaw yung kumuha nun?
05:40Magnanakaw ka.
05:41Paano mag niyo ako pagbibintang?
05:42Hindi ako magnanakaw.
05:44Ma'am.
05:44At hindi ko nakikita yung gamit niya.
05:46Kailangan namin yung nananalayin.
05:47Maspeke!
05:47Iwakit ka!
05:48Ibalik mo yun!
05:49Ibalik mo!
05:50Bwak sila is kayo!
05:51Ay, sas!
05:52Alam mo na mag-ask!
05:54Bask-ask!
05:54Bask-ask!
05:55Silasagot mo ako!
05:56Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay!
05:57Alam mo!
05:58Alam mo!
05:58Alam mo!
05:59Alam mo!
06:00Alam mo!
06:00Alam mo!
06:01Alam mo!
06:02Malik na!
06:02Alam mo!
06:03Alam mo!
06:03Ano ka ba?
06:04Sandali!
06:04Umamin ka!
06:06Kinuha mo ba talaga yung lototicket?
06:11Ano?
06:12Kinuha mo?
06:13Oh, Barbara!
06:15What about you?
06:17You're a good guy!
06:19You're a good guy!
06:23What are you doing now?
06:25Let's go!
06:27Let's go!
06:29Let's go!
06:31Let's go!
06:33Let's go!
06:35Let's go!
06:37Let's go!
06:39Let's go!
06:41I'm going to talk to you.
06:43I don't know.
06:45I'm going to lose my luck.
06:49I'm not going to lose my luck.
06:51I'm not going to lose my Prince Charming.
06:53I'm not going to lose my luck.
06:55You're just going to lose my luck.
06:59The luck is given to people who are happy.
07:03They are happy.
07:05Yes.
07:07If you don't lose your life,
07:09you deserve it.
07:11For each other.
07:19Hey!
07:20Hey!
07:21Hey!
07:22Hey!
07:23Hey!
07:24Hey!
07:25Hey!
07:26Hey!
07:27Hey!
07:28Hey!
07:29Hey!
07:30Hey!
07:31Hey!
07:32Hey!
07:33Hey!
07:34Hey!
07:35Hey!
07:36Hey!
07:37Wait.
07:39Hey!
07:41Wait.
07:42Yeah,
07:43Oh!
07:44Ya!
07:45If I could go to the hospital and I let me get..
07:47You okay?
07:48Yeah.
07:49Okay.
07:50Okay too.
07:51Okay too.
07:52Okay, it's more like this.
07:53Oh yeah.
07:54Because I haven't eaten yet.
07:56And it's hot.
07:58D'ë¶„.
07:59This is just MATTO.
08:00We have edible.
08:01This is too big.
08:03That's it.
08:05That's it.
08:07You're okay, sir.
08:11You're okay.
08:13You're so kind.
08:15Of course.
08:17And...
08:19You're good.
08:21You're good.
08:23I'm Prince, by the way.
08:27Prince?
08:29I'm Myet.
08:31This is my Lola.
08:33Nice to meet you.
08:35Lola Aurig.
08:37Nice to meet you, Lola Aurig.
08:43Is there any way I can repay you?
08:47Or help you out?
08:49If you didn't help me earlier,
08:51I could be in a lot of trouble.
08:53Whatever we want,
08:55we'll help you.
08:57We'll help you.
08:59Okay, tell me.
09:01You're best in English, high school.
09:03Did you finish it?
09:05Oh.
09:07It's okay.
09:09I can understand Tagalog.
09:11You can understand Tagalog.
09:13My mom is Filipina.
09:15But I grew up in the States.
09:17I mean, earlier I was driving my car around
09:19and I was looking for a nice spot
09:21to open up a store.
09:23A Chang'e store.
09:24Really?
09:25Yeah.
09:26Because my mom loves clothes.
09:27And I wanted to open up a store for her.
09:29Sir, I really wanted to open up a store for her.
09:31Even if you're in a store,
09:33even if you're in a store,
09:35even if you're in a store,
09:37I'd always say,
09:38I'd be crazy.
09:39Then,
09:40I'd be crazy again.
09:42And I'd be honest.
09:44Then,
09:45I'd be crazy again.
09:47I'd be crazy again.
09:49I really can do everything, sir.
09:51Any job.
09:52That's perfect.
09:53I could hire you to be a staff.
09:55Of course.
09:56Of course.
09:57Of course, sir.
09:58Of course, sir.
09:59Perfect.
10:00Well,
10:01not this one.
10:02It has to be next month.
10:03Because I haven't found the right spot.
10:07We'll help you.
10:08Glad,
10:09there's a lot of volunteers.
10:10There's a lot of volunteers.
10:12Perfect for you.
10:13Okay.
10:14Perfect.
10:15You're hired.
10:16Thank you, sir.
10:17We're really looking for you.
10:18We don't have to eat anymore.
10:19I'll trust you.
10:22Watch out!
10:23Ah!
10:24Wait!
10:25Come on!

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