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During a vacation far from home, a woman and her daughter fall for the same charming man. Neither knows the truth until unexpected news threatens to change everything.
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00:00:00To be continued
00:02:34Can't you talk to her?
00:02:36She didn't communicate very well, in case you haven't noticed.
00:02:39She's still helping you out in the boutique, isn't she?
00:02:41Yeah.
00:02:42Only to keep herself in suntan oil.
00:02:46About time she took a college place.
00:02:48I've got to have a decent boyfriend, instead of that zombie.
00:02:53Bruce, I'll have a beer today, please.
00:02:55And a Perrier.
00:02:56Yeah, he does sort of remind me of a Greek sculpture, you know, with those silly, smug smiles and their things broken off like they have in the Louvre.
00:03:05Hey, the Louvre, that's it.
00:03:07Take her someplace where the sun doesn't shine every day.
00:03:10Take her to Paris with you.
00:03:12No, no, Tom, I have business to do.
00:03:15Come on, I've got to buy a whole new line of clothing.
00:03:17I'll be running around all day.
00:03:18She's 18, she can handle herself for a bit.
00:03:22Not when she doesn't speak French.
00:03:24What's she going to do?
00:03:25She might meet a Frenchman whose thing isn't broken off.
00:03:31I must say.
00:03:32I must say.
00:03:34I must say.
00:03:35I must say.
00:03:35I must say.
00:03:37Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:03:48I must say.
00:04:18It happens very slowly.
00:04:24So slowly you don't even notice it.
00:04:26And then one morning you look over and you see the flecks of toast on his lip like you do every day.
00:04:31And you want to scream.
00:04:33And you say to yourself, if he says one more thing, one more stupid thing, like the coffee's good, or the butter's too hard, or where are my golf clubs,
00:04:44you just know you're going to reach over and pick up a long kitchen knife and stab it deep between his shoulder blades.
00:04:52These ones.
00:05:06Chuck.
00:05:07Chuck.
00:05:08Help me.
00:05:09Help me.
00:05:09Help me.
00:05:10Help me.
00:05:11Chuck.
00:05:12Oh, no, no, no, no.
00:05:16Oh, no.
00:05:17Oh, no.
00:05:19Is that right?
00:05:20He noticed and he's moving.
00:05:21It sounded like mating time at the zoo.
00:05:27You didn't have to listen.
00:05:28Oh, I was listening.
00:05:29I could have heard it in Santa Monica.
00:05:32You know what I think?
00:05:33I think you're jealous.
00:05:35Jealous?
00:05:36A fat moron.
00:05:37He's not a moron.
00:05:39Well, I admit he's rather well put together,
00:05:42but, I mean, a man's got to have a lot more than a good body,
00:05:45and Chuck doesn't have a lot of stairs.
00:05:47Are you having some sort of a problem with that?
00:05:49Excuse me.
00:05:50May I try this on?
00:05:51Oh, that color would look marvelous on you.
00:05:53Please, go right ahead.
00:05:54It's called projection.
00:05:56You have a problem you can't deal with,
00:05:57so you throw it off on somebody else, namely me.
00:06:00I know what projection means.
00:06:02Surfers are a lot better than you think they are, Mom.
00:06:04I mean, if you're horny,
00:06:05maybe Chuck could have one of his friends come over to entertain you.
00:06:08Come on, Davini.
00:06:21Come on, Davini.
00:06:23Come on, Davini.
00:06:23I'm sorry, Mom.
00:06:38I'm sorry, Mom.
00:06:42Oh, I'm sorry, too.
00:06:45I'm sorry, too.
00:06:46Let's just forget it.
00:06:49I just got to get into that bronze-suede pantsuit.
00:06:56You sure that's not too trendy looking for me?
00:06:59Mom, you're only 40.
00:07:01Only 40?
00:07:03Besides, the French light holder women.
00:07:05So what do you think?
00:07:09You think you'll come?
00:07:10No.
00:07:14What do you get if you cross a frog with two elephants?
00:07:18Green swimming trucks.
00:07:21Come and cheer up.
00:07:22You'll have a great time.
00:07:23What would I do all day?
00:07:24My God, you'd think I was threatening to send you to Philadelphia.
00:07:27Chuck says they don't even have toilets.
00:07:29Just holes in the floor are blocks for your feet.
00:07:31Probably do where Chuck stays.
00:07:33It rains all the time.
00:07:34Take an umbrella.
00:07:35Chuck says I'll hate the French.
00:07:38They're stuffy and arrogant.
00:07:39They never take showers.
00:07:41Women don't shave under their arms.
00:07:43Well, Chuck should know.
00:07:44It's funny.
00:07:45I don't speak French.
00:07:47And it's time you did.
00:07:48All you're doing around here, Cammy, is becoming a tangerine.
00:07:51Great.
00:07:51I like fruit and I love the sun.
00:07:53Take a sun lamp.
00:07:54They have different plugs.
00:07:55Well, buy an adapter.
00:07:56They have different currents.
00:07:58How about a transformer?
00:07:59Well, it won't transform me.
00:08:01That is enough, Cammy.
00:08:03You're going.
00:08:03Oh, Cammy, isn't this exciting?
00:08:33What's what it means?
00:08:34What's f***ing mean?
00:09:00Never your mind.
00:09:04It means, never your mind.
00:09:29What a pity.
00:09:31Have you given the airline the name of the hotel?
00:09:33Yes, I have.
00:09:37I'll have them sent up as soon as they arrive.
00:09:40This way, please, ladies.
00:09:42Oh, this is wonderful.
00:09:46Voila, c'est pour vous.
00:09:48Thank you very much.
00:09:49Oh, Dorian.
00:09:50Oh, Cammy, darling, this is really what Paris is all about.
00:09:55Oh, look at the view.
00:09:57Up, up, Cammy.
00:09:59This is your room, darling.
00:10:02Isn't this gorgeous?
00:10:04Isn't this gorgeous?
00:10:05It's okay.
00:10:06Now, one good thing, at least we don't have to pack.
00:10:11Oh, Cammy, you're so funny.
00:10:13I'm going to call your father.
00:10:14See you in a while.
00:10:15Where are you going?
00:10:16To find a drugstore and get some shampoo.
00:10:17Shampoo?
00:10:18Oh, I'd better go with you.
00:10:19You might need me to translate.
00:10:20Mom, in case you haven't noticed, everybody here speaks English.
00:10:21Shampoo, shampoo, shampoo.
00:10:22Shampooing!
00:10:50Pardon me.
00:10:51I need to see a doctor.
00:10:52Well, the hotel doctor will be available after two o'clock.
00:11:07I'd rather not see the hotel doctor.
00:11:09Oh, yes.
00:11:10Of course.
00:11:11What sort of doctor would you rather see?
00:11:13A gynecologist?
00:11:16A woman's doctor?
00:11:19Oh, yes.
00:11:20Of course.
00:11:21Of course.
00:11:22Great.
00:11:23Here he is.
00:11:28Pardon me.
00:11:29Where's the telephone?
00:11:30Well, you can telephone from your room.
00:11:33I'd really rather not telephone from my room.
00:11:36Yes, of course.
00:11:37Well, there is a telephone in the bar.
00:11:39There.
00:11:44Gynecologist.
00:11:46Gynecologist.
00:11:48Yes, yes, yes.
00:11:49I distinctly remember you telling me to take a carry-on bag.
00:11:54Don't rub it in, Tom.
00:11:56I'm sorry I woke you.
00:11:58No bad jokes, please.
00:12:01Love you, too.
00:12:02Bye.
00:12:03Bye.
00:12:04I'm back.
00:12:05Hi, darling.
00:12:06That poor guy.
00:12:07I forgot it's three o'clock in the morning in L.A.
00:12:09I'm gonna go crash out.
00:12:10How about lunch?
00:12:12Oh, Cammie, for heaven's sakes.
00:12:15You know, they've got terrific oysters out there.
00:12:18Pass.
00:12:19How can you sleep when Paris is out there just waiting?
00:12:24Easy.
00:12:25First you close your eyes, then you get nice and comfy.
00:12:26All right.
00:12:27All right.
00:12:28Hmm.
00:12:29Hmm.
00:12:30Hmm.
00:12:31Hmm.
00:12:32Bonjour.
00:12:33Pass.
00:12:35How can you sleep when Paris is out there just waiting?
00:12:39Easy. First you close your eyes.
00:12:42Then you get nice and comfy.
00:12:46All right.
00:13:00Bonjour.
00:13:02Good morning, madame.
00:13:03Pouvez-vous recommandez-moi une médecine?
00:13:06The hotel doctor will be available after two, madame.
00:13:09Well, actually, I would prefer another doctor.
00:13:12What sort, madame? A gynecologist?
00:13:15Fine.
00:13:16Of course, madame. Here he is.
00:13:19Oh, thank you. Could you tell me where there's a telephone?
00:13:22You can telephone from your room.
00:13:24Well, I'd really rather not. You see, I have a luncheon appointment.
00:13:27Oh, yes, of course. There is a telephone in the bar.
00:13:30Ah, merci beaucoup.
00:13:32You're welcome, madame.
00:13:40Bonjour.
00:13:42I've got a table for a tour there of my heart.
00:13:46Oh, yes, yes, yes.
00:13:48Oh, yes.
00:13:49Howdy.
00:13:50Good morning, madame.
00:13:52Good morning.
00:13:53Good morning.
00:13:54Good morning.
00:13:59Meat.
00:14:30Hey, not bad.
00:14:40Hi.
00:14:44Hi.
00:15:12I called for an appointment from the Royal Monceau.
00:15:16I beg your pardon.
00:15:18Please.
00:15:22Bye, doctor.
00:15:32Would you like me, please?
00:15:34What?
00:15:36Me?
00:15:38Hello, ma'am.
00:15:40Sit down.
00:15:42I don't speak French.
00:15:44Oh, we'll speak English.
00:15:46No problem.
00:15:47Please sit down.
00:15:48What is your name?
00:15:52Camille Smith.
00:15:54Camille Smith.
00:15:56I'm Lorraine de Veny.
00:15:58I just telephone...
00:16:00...for arranger...
00:16:02...un rendez-vous.
00:16:04I do not understand.
00:16:06What can I do for such a charming lady?
00:16:10I seem to have lost all my luggage, so...
00:16:14...well, I have a teeny problem.
00:16:16This way, please.
00:16:18This way.
00:16:20It's very beautiful.
00:16:22Very beautiful.
00:16:24Directoire.
00:16:25Empire.
00:16:26Sit.
00:16:27But you have a regular boyfriend.
00:16:37Yes.
00:16:39And you meet frequently?
00:16:41Well, what do you mean by frequent?
00:16:45In France, frequent would be every day except Sunday.
00:16:49On Sunday, we go to church.
00:16:53Would you like to follow me, please?
00:16:55Oh, oh, you mean me?
00:16:58Oh.
00:17:03Here, please.
00:17:04Oh, great.
00:17:09Bonjour, madame.
00:17:10Oh, bonjour.
00:17:12C'est pour une prescription...
00:17:15...pour les périodes des...
00:17:17...and they...
00:17:18Perhaps we might communicate better in English.
00:17:20Well, you know, it's very unfortunate...
00:17:23...but we lost our...
00:17:24...I lost my baggage today, and...
00:17:27And your birth control pills went with it.
00:17:29How did you guess?
00:17:31I've come across the problem before.
00:17:33Well, it's...
00:17:34...not that I necessarily need them, of course.
00:17:36Of course.
00:17:39Which pill do you take?
00:17:42You know, I don't remember.
00:17:43Oh.
00:17:44No problem.
00:17:45I'll call your doctor...
00:17:47...tonight...
00:17:48...and you can collect the prescription tomorrow.
00:17:50This way, please.
00:18:02You start taking the pills again the day after tomorrow.
00:18:05Great, thank you.
00:18:06Maybe you'll fall in love in Paris.
00:18:11Maybe.
00:18:12Goodbye.
00:18:13Goodbye.
00:18:16Oh, Dr. Chamon.
00:18:17Oh, tell you.
00:18:18Sorry.
00:18:22You must have made these for fashion models.
00:18:24They're very tiny.
00:18:26But very becoming.
00:18:27Oh, merci.
00:18:28How old are you, Mrs. Devaney?
00:18:30Thirty.
00:18:31Five.
00:18:32Maybe thirty-six.
00:18:35And do you have children?
00:18:37Yes, I have a daughter that's twelve.
00:18:39Oh, what a coincidence.
00:18:40The same as my son.
00:18:41Oh, it's a lovely age, isn't it?
00:18:43Sadly, he lives with his mother.
00:18:45Oh.
00:18:46And my daughter with her father.
00:18:48Really?
00:18:49Oh, yes.
00:18:50We had a very amicable divorce.
00:18:52We just sort of, you know, drifted apart.
00:18:55But you know how that is.
00:18:57Not really.
00:18:59I tried to kill my wife.
00:19:01I found her in bed with my lawyer.
00:19:03And I attacked her with a champagne bottle.
00:19:06It's what we call in France a crime of patience.
00:19:10Had I succeeded, I would have got five years.
00:19:13This way, I've been paying for fifteen.
00:19:15Please.
00:19:20Okay.
00:19:30Cami.
00:19:31I'm in the bath.
00:19:38Hi.
00:19:39Hi.
00:19:40Well, I see you got your shampoo.
00:19:41How are the oysters?
00:19:42Superb.
00:19:43Did you get some sleep?
00:19:45Oh, yeah, I just woke up.
00:19:48So, what's on the agenda?
00:19:49Oh, well, how about some shopping?
00:19:52Great.
00:19:59Cammy, you know, I think we should get you a real sheet in Paris.
00:20:02You should have been. How would you like that?
00:20:04Chuck hates sheets.
00:20:06Well, Chuck's not here. You know, and the French girls are so old.
00:20:12Oh, stop it. You look so bad.
00:20:15Yeah, I do.
00:20:16My favorite.
00:20:17I'll take them both. I'll take them both.
00:20:20Oh, my goodness.
00:20:22Oh, Cammy, look at this. I love this.
00:20:26Mom, Mom, what do you think?
00:20:29And we'll have this. This is a lovely dress.
00:20:33Taking this.
00:20:35The order has this. These little shirts.
00:20:38We love your store.
00:20:40I especially love these dresses.
00:20:42Oh, you have this style or this style.
00:20:45Aren't the colors wonderful?
00:20:47Very, very beautiful.
00:20:48Oh, look, it's beautiful.
00:20:50I may place an order.
00:20:51Thank you very much for coming by.
00:20:54Very good.
00:20:57Merci.
00:21:09Oh, bonjour.
00:21:10Voulez-vous donnez-moi...
00:21:11Do you speak English, madame?
00:21:13Yes, I do.
00:21:14Hello?
00:21:15Good morning, Dr. Chamon.
00:21:16Hi.
00:21:17This is Lorraine Devaney.
00:21:18How are you?
00:21:19Oh, I'm fine.
00:21:20Fine, thank you.
00:21:21And you?
00:21:22Oh, that's great.
00:21:23I was wondering if you got hold of Dr. Luskin.
00:21:24Yes, I did.
00:21:25Oh, terrific.
00:21:26Could I come by today and pick up the prescription?
00:21:28Of course.
00:21:29At what time would you like to come?
00:21:30Oh, well, I'm very busy today,
00:21:31but I think I have to come.
00:21:32Oh, well, I'm very busy today,
00:21:33but I think I have to come.
00:21:39Hello.
00:21:40Good morning, Dr. Chamon.
00:21:41Hi.
00:21:42This is Lorraine Devaney.
00:21:43How are you?
00:21:44Oh, I'm fine.
00:21:45Fine, thank you.
00:21:46And you?
00:21:47Oh, that's great.
00:21:48I was wondering if you got hold of Dr. Luskin.
00:21:49Yes, I did.
00:21:50Oh, terrific.
00:21:51Oh, well, I'm very busy today,
00:21:53but I think I have some free time around...
00:21:56lunchtime?
00:22:01La votre santé.
00:22:02La votre.
00:22:05Oh, that's wonderful.
00:22:07Your French is excellent.
00:22:09You're very kind,
00:22:10but I really do despair of ever speaking it very well.
00:22:13They say there's only one way of learning a foreign language.
00:22:16You know what that is?
00:22:21What's your name?
00:22:22Yes, la maine deivelle,
00:22:23Do you want something?
00:22:24Yes, maine deivelle,
00:22:25do you want something?
00:22:26Oh
00:22:48Yes, Mrs. Do you want something?
00:22:51Mrs. I don't understand.
00:22:56Yes, all right.
00:23:21You're really quite an expert.
00:23:23It's rather like delivering babies.
00:23:31You develop a touch.
00:23:33Mm.
00:23:34Mm.
00:23:35Mm.
00:23:36Mm.
00:23:37Mm.
00:23:38Mm.
00:23:39Mm.
00:23:40Mm.
00:23:41Mm.
00:23:42Mm.
00:23:43Mm.
00:23:44Mm.
00:23:45Mm.
00:23:46Well done.
00:23:47Well done.
00:23:48Well done.
00:23:49I was only 18 at the time, and very, very much in love with love.
00:23:57And Paris was everything I had ever dreamed of.
00:24:00The artists and the cafes and the lovers walking along holding hands.
00:24:05A small hotel on the left bank.
00:24:08Love in the afternoon.
00:24:19Good night.
00:24:49Anyway, they were both divorced and each one of them had a child the same age, much like
00:25:12we do. You didn't see this film? I can't believe it. It's so very French. What happens? Well, nothing much happens at first. They sort of feel each other out, you know, and small glances, polite words, sort of like an hors d'oeuvre, light and succulent, sort of tempts the palate for things
00:25:42to follow.
00:26:12What are you looking at?
00:26:24In one of those big dreary hotel dining rooms. And the waiters arrive with the food and they can't eat.
00:26:31Can we continue to call the waiter and ask if there are any rooms?
00:26:35You did see it.
00:26:37The only thing to do in a situation like that.
00:26:39Do you have chairs?
00:26:41Do you have chairs? No, sir, it's not a hotel here.
00:26:45They don't have any rooms.
00:26:47Well, what do we do now?
00:26:53Well, it isn't even a hotel or something.
00:26:54Yeah.
00:26:55Oh, you're thinking about it.
00:26:56Oh.
00:26:57Oh, you're thinking about it.
00:26:58You're thinking about it.
00:26:59Oh, you're thinking about it.
00:27:00That's the end of my life.
00:27:02Beautiful thing.
00:27:03Beautiful thing.
00:27:07Beautiful thing.
00:27:10Is your home looking for me and how you do that?
00:27:17I don't know.
00:27:47Oh, my God.
00:28:17Au revoir.
00:28:18Au revoir.
00:28:19You better get that fresh fruit.
00:28:47Cammie!
00:28:48Cammie, what is wrong?
00:28:51Oh, God, you've been drinking.
00:28:54What happened?
00:28:55Uh-huh.
00:28:56I had five glasses of wine, and I met this really dishy guy, but some stupid Parisian girl
00:29:13came along and took him for me, and I didn't know what to do.
00:29:16It was pouring down rain, and I couldn't get a cab.
00:29:19Oh, my gosh.
00:29:21That's awful, darling.
00:29:22Now, I'm gonna get these wet clothes off you.
00:29:24I'll give you 2,000 milligrams of vitamin C, and we'll get you right into an aqua room.
00:29:28Mom!
00:29:33I don't understand these French women.
00:29:36Why does everybody make such a big deal about them?
00:29:39They have no tits and no hips.
00:29:41The maple right around on these stupid threes.
00:29:43A hot tea with lemon threes.
00:29:44With these stupid toys.
00:29:45Poodles.
00:29:46741.
00:29:47Oh, God.
00:29:48Oh.
00:29:49So sorry.
00:29:50Come on.
00:29:51Come on.
00:29:52Come on.
00:29:53Come on.
00:29:54Come on.
00:29:55Yes.
00:29:56Yes.
00:29:57Come on.
00:29:58What?
00:29:59You know why they wear those 3-inch heels, don't you?
00:30:02Oh, no.
00:30:04So they can keep away from all the poodle s***.
00:30:08Ha, ha, ha.
00:30:31Bonjour.
00:30:32Good morning, madame.
00:30:34Il fait beau aujourd'hui.
00:30:36Oui.
00:30:37Yes.
00:30:38Have a nice day.
00:30:39Oh, God.
00:31:06Oh, God.
00:31:22Bye.
00:31:36Hello, Mademoiselle Smith.
00:31:49Who?
00:31:50Oh, yes, hi.
00:31:52Enjoying Paris?
00:31:53Very much.
00:31:54You look very elegant today.
00:31:56Oh, thank you.
00:31:58Are you all right?
00:32:00Oh, I just have the biggest hangover in Paris.
00:32:04La gueule de bois.
00:32:06Was it worth it?
00:32:08Hardly.
00:32:09It must be doubly painful.
00:32:14I don't suppose you could prescribe anything.
00:32:19You know this drink?
00:32:21Faster.
00:32:22Just pretend this is medicine.
00:32:25Okay.
00:32:31Oh, God, it tastes like bitter licorice.
00:32:35It will make you feel better.
00:32:37Come on.
00:32:39As you say in English, the hair's the dog that beat you.
00:32:43You're all dog crazy over here.
00:32:45We do have a few other interests.
00:32:47Don't you have patients to see today?
00:32:49I never see patients on Tuesday.
00:32:50What do you do on Tuesday?
00:32:52That depends.
00:32:54Oh, come on.
00:32:55I bet you have a lover stashed away somewhere.
00:32:57What an exciting idea.
00:32:59Is it lovemaking the national sport in France?
00:33:07Would you like to know what I'm going to do today?
00:33:09We are on the Avenue de l'Opéra.
00:33:13Avenue de l'Opéra.
00:33:15Do you like opera?
00:33:16No.
00:33:17Boring.
00:33:17You prefer the Beatles?
00:33:19Definitely.
00:33:19I have a friend who dines here every day.
00:33:34Why?
00:33:34Because it's the only place in Paris from which you can't see the Eiffel Tower.
00:33:41Come on, let's ride.
00:33:42I won.
00:33:48Yes, you won.
00:33:50Come on.
00:33:51Come on.
00:33:57I'd love to have my portrait painted.
00:34:00It's possible.
00:34:01I've always wanted to do that.
00:34:03Yes.
00:34:04It has no talent, but you look beautiful.
00:34:07Does it look like me?
00:34:12It's possible to play a strange game, pétanque, with iron bowls.
00:34:31Yes!
00:34:31Yes!
00:34:32Yes!
00:34:32Yes!
00:34:33Yes!
00:34:33Yes!
00:34:34Yes!
00:34:35Yes!
00:34:36Yes!
00:34:37Yes!
00:34:38Yes!
00:34:39Yes!
00:34:40Yes!
00:34:41Yes!
00:34:42Yes!
00:34:42Yes!
00:34:42No, no, not mine.
00:34:43Oh!
00:34:44No!
00:34:45Yes!
00:34:46It's good to be trotel.
00:34:47Weird 2 % animals.
00:34:50Yes!
00:34:52The giblet is missing out.
00:34:55I don't think it is wrong.
00:34:57No!
00:35:00Yes!
00:35:01Yes!
00:35:02Yes!
00:35:08Yes!
00:35:09Yes!
00:35:09Yes!
00:35:10Yes!
00:35:11I should bring you here all the time.
00:35:14You're terrific.
00:35:15Well, you're not so bad yourself.
00:35:20Bonjour.
00:35:23Where are we?
00:35:24Almost back at your hotel.
00:35:26Did you have a nice night?
00:35:27Uh-huh.
00:35:29I was dreaming about you.
00:35:32Oh.
00:35:34It was a pleasant dream?
00:35:36It was wild.
00:35:37You want to hear about it?
00:35:38Certainly.
00:35:39Well, we were on this deserted beach back home.
00:35:44And the sun was beating down hot.
00:35:47So hot we were pinned to the sand like we couldn't move.
00:35:51And suddenly the waves started coming.
00:35:53One by one.
00:35:54Each one bigger and more powerful than the last.
00:35:57And the water started trickling up my legs.
00:36:00And trickling.
00:36:01More and more.
00:36:02And...
00:36:03Camille!
00:36:20Camille!
00:36:20Camille!
00:36:30Camille!
00:36:34Hi.
00:36:35Hi.
00:36:36Where were you all day?
00:36:38Out.
00:36:39Didn't you see my note?
00:36:40I thought we were going to have lunch together.
00:36:42I'm sorry.
00:36:42I didn't realize it was an order.
00:36:44Camille, darling.
00:36:45It wasn't an order.
00:36:46I was just concerned about you.
00:36:48You weren't feeling well.
00:36:49I feel fine.
00:36:50I just wanted to go out.
00:36:51Okay?
00:36:53Okay.
00:36:54So where did you go?
00:36:55The Eiffel Tower.
00:36:56All day?
00:36:58Yes.
00:37:00Well, those shoes must have been terribly uncomfortable.
00:37:04All those stairs.
00:37:06Camille, you know, it's really none of my business.
00:37:07Listen, you're certainly old enough to do whatever you want, but don't lie to me.
00:37:11I'm not lying to you.
00:37:12Oh, come on, Camille.
00:37:13You went out today dressed like a total tart.
00:37:15These are your clothes!
00:37:16Oh, right.
00:37:19Give me that.
00:37:22What is all this?
00:37:25You found me out.
00:37:26Not bad for a day's work, huh?
00:37:28All those sweaty frogs oozing dirty words in garlic.
00:37:32Pied me.
00:37:33Really, Mike?
00:37:34You should have seen me working the shots when we say,
00:37:36dressed like button-down and my nipples.
00:37:38Why didn't you hear this?
00:37:38And the whole time, I kept thinking,
00:37:40why hadn't I listened to my mother in wore sensible shoes?
00:37:43Are you finished?
00:37:45Only if you are.
00:37:50Camille, I just want us to be honest with each other.
00:37:54That's all.
00:37:56Fine.
00:37:57Then just don't interrogate me like some district attorney.
00:38:00All right?
00:38:01All right.
00:38:01No.
00:38:06I'm hungry.
00:38:20How would you like to go somewhere really terrific for dinner?
00:38:24Can we?
00:38:25Anywhere you like, my darling.
00:38:27Let's go to one of those places where there's six waiters
00:38:30dressed in tuxedos fawning all over you
00:38:32with little cups of sherbet in between each course.
00:38:36Hold that thought.
00:38:37Okay.
00:38:39Allo?
00:38:42Bonsoir.
00:38:44Bien, très bien.
00:38:47Enjoying Paris?
00:38:49Beaucoup.
00:38:50Très beaucoup.
00:38:52Are we going to speak French?
00:38:55Certainement.
00:38:56C'est le monde en français.
00:38:57Allo, on va casser la croûte à la maison.
00:39:01Pardon?
00:39:02I mean, pardon.
00:39:04Are you free for dinner?
00:39:09Je ne sais pas.
00:39:11Is there someone there?
00:39:12No, no, oui.
00:39:14Je n'ai peur pas.
00:39:16Oh, not even for a little romantic dinner in my home.
00:39:21Hmm?
00:39:21With a foie gras, smoked salmon, champagne, candles, blazing fire.
00:39:31Oh.
00:39:35Quelle heure.
00:39:38Bon.
00:39:39Très bon.
00:39:40Alors, d'accord pour Nova?
00:39:46Darling, you'll never guess who that was.
00:39:48Who?
00:39:49Jean-Claude Delaurier, the French designer.
00:39:52He is fabulous, and his designs are exquisite.
00:39:55He's asked me to go to dinner with him tonight.
00:39:57Strictly business.
00:39:58He's very gay.
00:40:00Well, I mean, I don't have to go, of course.
00:40:02I know I did promise to take you to a very nice dinner.
00:40:05I'm going to call him right now and cancel.
00:40:07Thanks, Mom.
00:40:10You know, I just realized, my goodness, I don't have his home number.
00:40:14I'll try the office.
00:40:16I'm sure there's someone at the office.
00:40:17Let's see, what time is it?
00:40:18It's 6.30.
00:40:19Maybe there's a janitor or a night watchman.
00:40:21Mom, that's okay.
00:40:22You go out.
00:40:23Enjoy.
00:40:23I'll order in.
00:40:27Are you sure that's all right?
00:40:29Have fun.
00:40:30Paul, we have to talk.
00:40:50Must we?
00:40:51Yes, I have a confession to make.
00:40:53I'm a doctor, not a priest.
00:40:55Paul, listen, I...
00:40:57Couldn't we just lie here and enjoy this moment?
00:41:03I'm married.
00:41:04Yes.
00:41:06Did you hear what I said?
00:41:07I said I'm married.
00:41:08I don't know why I told you I was divorced.
00:41:11I must have been crazy.
00:41:12The words just kind of spilled out of me.
00:41:15I mean, I've been married for 21 years and I don't sleep around.
00:41:20Well, not usually.
00:41:22Where is your husband?
00:41:23He's in Los Angeles.
00:41:25Do you feel badly?
00:41:27Yes.
00:41:28No.
00:41:29I don't know.
00:41:30Oh, I don't know why.
00:41:33Lauren.
00:41:36You are a beautiful woman.
00:41:39And you have a great deal of love in you.
00:41:42But sometimes it spills over.
00:41:46We touch each other.
00:41:49And the most beautiful thing happens.
00:41:52We become children again.
00:41:56Making flowers.
00:41:58You are a flower.
00:42:00opening slowly,
00:42:02petal by petal,
00:42:04to embrace the sun.
00:42:07Come here.
00:42:08No.
00:42:09No.
00:42:09Come here.
00:42:12Good morning, darling.
00:42:17Are you awake?
00:42:18What does it look like?
00:42:19Oh, you're so funny.
00:42:23Are you feeling okay?
00:42:24Fine.
00:42:26How would you like a nice big American breakfast?
00:42:29No.
00:42:30Good dinner.
00:42:33Oh, delicious.
00:42:36They're very productive.
00:42:38Oh, Mom, you look tired.
00:42:41Why don't you show me the designs?
00:42:42Oh, I did the stupidest thing.
00:42:47I left them at the restaurant.
00:42:49Oh, yeah.
00:42:50But never mind.
00:42:51Why don't you come with me?
00:42:53I'm going to be in the showroom all morning.
00:42:55Pass.
00:42:57Promise me we'll have lunch.
00:42:58Great.
00:42:59I'm going to be in the showroom all morning.
00:43:13Oh, I'm going to be in the showroom all night.
00:43:15As I see, these tires don't interest you, madame.
00:43:18Oh, on the contrary, no, no, I love this dress.
00:43:21It's just the red is not right for California.
00:43:23All right, we have other color, yellow, blue.
00:43:2620 yellow, 20 blue.
00:43:27All right.
00:43:31Ah, Monsieur Courage, hmm.
00:43:34Comment ça va?
00:43:35Tu vas bien?
00:43:35Alors très bien.
00:43:36Hmm.
00:43:37Oh, that is lovely.
00:43:46Isn't it?
00:43:48Like petals, opening.
00:43:49To embrace the sun.
00:43:51Madame is a poet.
00:43:54When inspired?
00:43:55I am flattered, madame.
00:43:58Could you change, please?
00:44:04Good morning, mademoiselle.
00:44:05I'm sorry you're unwell.
00:44:06Oh, oh, I'm in terrible pain, doctor.
00:44:09I couldn't get to your surgery.
00:44:11Oh, of course not.
00:44:12Don't worry.
00:44:14Can you describe the pain to me?
00:44:15Oh, well, I'm kind of achy all over.
00:44:20And is it spasmodic or continuous?
00:44:24Well, it's more of a constant ache.
00:44:27Just relax.
00:44:28I'm going to examine you.
00:44:32Please, tell me where it hurts.
00:44:36Do your breasts hurt?
00:44:38No.
00:44:39Hang on.
00:44:40There.
00:44:41Ooh.
00:44:42Yes.
00:44:43Is it hurting now?
00:44:44Well, it's a little lower.
00:44:45There.
00:44:46Here.
00:44:47Give me your hand.
00:44:48Let me show you.
00:44:49There.
00:44:50It's getting better.
00:44:51I could lose my license for this.
00:44:53Doctor!
00:44:54I think I'm feeling very feverish again.
00:45:00I prescribe a cold shower.
00:45:01You know something?
00:45:02Hmm?
00:45:03I think I'm feeling very feverish again.
00:45:04I prescribe a cold shower.
00:45:07Hmm?
00:45:08Hmm.
00:45:09Ha!
00:45:10Ha!
00:45:11Ha!
00:45:12Ha!
00:45:13Ha!
00:45:14Ha!
00:45:15Ha!
00:45:16I think I'm feeling very feverish again.
00:45:19Hmm!
00:45:20I prescribe a cold shower.
00:45:21Ha!
00:45:21Ha!
00:45:23Ha!
00:45:24Ha!
00:45:25Ha!
00:45:26You know something?
00:45:27Huh?
00:45:28I think you're very good at your job.
00:45:31Thank you, but I think it's a little too formal for this outfit. Don't you think?
00:45:46This is crazy.
00:46:01Thank you, sir.
00:46:09Paul!
00:46:10Oh, hello.
00:46:12What are you doing here? Making a house call?
00:46:16Yes. No, yes, house call.
00:46:18Your engine is running.
00:46:20Oh, actually, I was just dropping off a prescription.
00:46:23Yes.
00:46:24Oh, it's one of those English ladies who comes every year, pretends to be dying.
00:46:31I prescribe a lax at you. Tell her it's an antibiotic, and the next day, she's timing the steps to mama three at a time.
00:46:38Do you have a Mrs Chesterton?
00:46:40Chesterton? In English?
00:46:43Yes.
00:46:44I don't see a chesterton.
00:46:46Yes, yes, yes, yes.
00:46:47Ah, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
00:46:49Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
00:46:50So, I'm going to give her an order.
00:46:51Oh, how stupid of me. I left my prescription pad at my office.
00:46:55Do you have a paper, a crayon?
00:46:56Yes.
00:46:57Would you like hotel stationery?
00:46:58I have a pen.
00:47:01You're welcome.
00:47:02You're welcome.
00:47:03You're welcome.
00:47:04Yes, of course.
00:47:09You're welcome.
00:47:10Are you sure I can't entice you up for a drink?
00:47:13Well, I'd love to, but I'm due at the hospital in ten minutes. Premature birth.
00:47:16Well, then I guess you'd better hurry.
00:47:21I'll call you, eh?
00:47:23I'll call you.
00:47:24I'll call you.
00:47:25I'll call you.
00:47:26I'll call you.
00:47:27I'll call you.
00:47:28I'll call you.
00:47:29I'll call you.
00:47:30I'll call you.
00:47:31I'll call you.
00:47:32Not yet, madame, but a representative of Air France left this for you.
00:47:38Are you feeling better, madame?
00:47:40Better?
00:47:41Oh, better.
00:47:42Yes.
00:47:43Yes, yes, I am.
00:47:45Yes.
00:47:46Dr. Charmant is an excellent physician.
00:47:50Yes, he is.
00:48:07I'm starving.
00:48:08Look at this little place.
00:48:09Come on, let's go eat.
00:48:10Come on, let's go.
00:48:11Come on, let's go.
00:48:12You know, today is the first day of the new wine.
00:48:13How do you like it?
00:48:14It's delicious.
00:48:15Mm.
00:48:16Cami, I've been very concerned about you.
00:48:17Why?
00:48:18Well, I just don't know how to eat.
00:48:19Look at this little place.
00:48:20Come on, let's go eat.
00:48:21Come on, let's go eat.
00:48:24Come on, let's go eat.
00:48:28Come on, let's go eat.
00:48:29I love you.
00:48:30You know, today is the first day of the new wine.
00:48:34How do you like it?
00:48:35It's delicious.
00:48:36Mm.
00:48:38Well, Cami, I've been very concerned about you.
00:48:44Why?
00:48:46Well, it's just that I've been leaving you alone an awful lot,
00:48:49and I would think you'd be terribly bored.
00:48:52Lord, I'm not bored. I'm having a wonderful time.
00:48:55That's great.
00:48:56In fact, I was thinking about staying on.
00:48:58What?
00:48:59You know, I mean, after you leave, studying French or taking a painting course,
00:49:03maybe getting a little place on the left bank.
00:49:06Really? Why not?
00:49:09Well, what about Chuck?
00:49:10Oh, come on, Mom. You said it yourself. He's a moron.
00:49:14Oh, look at that.
00:49:18To new wine.
00:49:24I mean, you're not going to believe this. Studying French or painting or something.
00:49:29Well, maybe it's not such a bad idea.
00:49:32What? Living all alone here at Paris?
00:49:35You know, we decided she needed to experience the big wide world.
00:49:38That's a major, major decision to make.
00:49:41Let me talk to her, okay?
00:49:45She's at the limit.
00:49:47No, I meant face to face.
00:49:48You mean here?
00:49:51In Paris?
00:49:54I could get a plane out tonight.
00:49:57Well, I really... I don't think that'd be a very good idea, Tom.
00:50:00Well, why not?
00:50:02Look, it's a big decision.
00:50:03I mean, who knows when I'm going to see her again?
00:50:05Besides...
00:50:07I miss you.
00:50:09I miss you, too.
00:50:10Hey, come on. It'll be fun.
00:50:12We can have enormous lunches and take long siestas like last time.
00:50:16Grats, we never even got out of bed.
00:50:19Hey, what's green lies at the bottom of the sea and twitches.
00:50:22Oh, Tom.
00:50:23A nervous wreck.
00:50:25I'll ring you later with the flight number.
00:50:27Love you.
00:50:30Love you.
00:50:31I hope I didn't disturb you.
00:50:59It's all right.
00:51:02My husband is coming to Paris tonight.
00:51:04I couldn't stop him.
00:51:06I only have a week left, Paul.
00:51:08Besides that, I want to see you.
00:51:10I will call you later, huh?
00:51:12But, Paul, when later?
00:51:14Paul? Paul? Hello?
00:51:16Hello?
00:51:19Did they say satellite three?
00:51:21Yes.
00:51:21Are you sure it wasn't four?
00:51:23Maybe it was four.
00:51:24Are you okay?
00:51:25Me?
00:51:25I'm fine.
00:51:26I'm absolutely fine.
00:51:28Well, I mean, you seem a little nervous.
00:51:30Nervous?
00:51:31Just being nervous?
00:51:32Well, you spilled a bottle of perfume all over me this morning.
00:51:35And you spoke English to the cab driver.
00:51:39Kind of inconvenient, Dad popping in like this, huh?
00:51:43What are you talking about?
00:51:45Oh, come on, Mom.
00:51:46You're out to all hours of the evening.
00:51:47You spend two hours getting dressed every morning.
00:51:49And you run around speaking English?
00:51:51What does that add up to?
00:51:52Kimmy, I...
00:51:53I just want you to know that it's okay with marriage.
00:51:58It's not what it seems.
00:52:01Well, not exactly, that is.
00:52:03No sweat.
00:52:04I won't say a word.
00:52:05What are you going to do?
00:52:07Kimmy, Kimmy, please try and understand me.
00:52:10This is very, very difficult for me.
00:52:13I love your father very much.
00:52:15Are you going to tell him?
00:52:17I don't know.
00:52:19Are you going to tell me?
00:52:20Tell you what?
00:52:21Who he is.
00:52:23Look, this is hardly the time or place.
00:52:25And besides, the long story.
00:52:27Sure.
00:52:28It's okay, Mom.
00:52:29Thank you, Kimmy.
00:52:38There he is.
00:52:39Hi.
00:52:39So you warned him not to check his luggage.
00:52:41Hi.
00:52:42Hey, how is everybody?
00:52:44Terrific.
00:52:45Terrific.
00:52:46Hey.
00:52:48Why did the little girl tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
00:52:51Why?
00:52:52She didn't want to wake the sleeping pills.
00:52:55Oh.
00:52:56Oh, Dad, you're so funny.
00:52:59Are you coping okay with the hole in the floor?
00:53:02Yeah.
00:53:02You started shaving under your arms yet?
00:53:04Oh, Dad.
00:53:06How's the French coming up?
00:53:08Un, deux, trois.
00:53:09Au revoir.
00:53:11Merci.
00:53:12Fluent already, huh?
00:53:14How did you find the Louvre?
00:53:16What?
00:53:16You know, straight down the seine on the right bank.
00:53:19Mom said you spent yesterday there.
00:53:22Oh, right.
00:53:23It was great.
00:53:24I loved it.
00:53:24Okay.
00:53:25I want to hear a full Parisian art student's appreciation of your favorite painting there.
00:53:30Okay.
00:53:31There's this beautiful nude, and she's sitting on the riverbank, and this swan is caressing
00:53:35his head against her leg, and her skin is the same milky white as the swan's feathers.
00:53:40Hey, you really showed some passion there.
00:53:44Yeah?
00:53:45So, you really want to live here, huh?
00:53:48Yes.
00:53:49Mom says you don't even like the French.
00:53:51I love them.
00:53:52I mean, nobody bothers you.
00:53:53Nobody says, have a nice day, or, hi, my name's Bruce, and I'll be your waiter today.
00:53:57Well, I should leave you two alone.
00:54:03You probably have a lot of catching up to do.
00:54:06No, no, wait, Cammy.
00:54:07No, no, that's okay, darling.
00:54:08Why don't you stay?
00:54:09Hey, really, the guys come all the way from L.A.
00:54:12Why don't you show them a good time?
00:54:13I don't mind if you talk to Daddy about, you know, the...
00:54:17Oh, God.
00:54:20I've missed you.
00:54:22I missed you.
00:54:23Oh, it's a great perfume.
00:54:26What is it?
00:54:27Chamade.
00:54:28What does that mean?
00:54:29Are you hungry?
00:54:31Funny name for perfume.
00:54:32Oh.
00:54:34Well, I just meant that you must be starving.
00:54:36Mm-hmm.
00:54:37Right.
00:54:38So why don't we order up in bed, huh?
00:54:40Oh, it really takes hours.
00:54:43There's a little restaurant downstairs, and they have oysters.
00:54:46I can get oysters in Malibu.
00:54:48Mm-hmm.
00:54:50Don't worry.
00:54:53Darling, it's just that we've been apart for such a long time.
00:54:56It'll take me a while to get used to things.
00:55:08My father's a criminal.
00:55:10He's just been sent away to jail.
00:55:11Fifteen years, robbery with violence.
00:55:14You're pulling my leg.
00:55:15Mm, such a beautiful leg.
00:55:17Mwah.
00:55:18So that's why my aunt brought me to Paris,
00:55:20to get me away from it all.
00:55:21An aunt?
00:55:23Is she as charming as you?
00:55:25Uh, she's very old.
00:55:27Quite ugly.
00:55:30Look here.
00:55:31Look here.
00:55:32Grossly overweight.
00:55:33All afternoon.
00:55:35Sweetheart, I'm very sorry, you know,
00:55:37but he's promised to show me the entire line.
00:55:40And Delorier himself.
00:55:42Be jealous now.
00:55:43He's very gay.
00:55:44Now, listen, darling, there's a marvelous exhibit
00:55:48of Flemish painting at the Grand Palais.
00:55:51What's the Flemish for yet?
00:55:53Oh, Tom, you're in Paris.
00:55:55There were a million wonderful things to do all afternoon.
00:55:59And tonight, I promise you,
00:56:00we will have a terrific dinner all together.
00:56:03Uh-huh.
00:56:05What's Cammy doing this afternoon?
00:56:07You know, I have no idea.
00:56:08Yeah.
00:56:09Some guys get all of us.
00:56:13Mm, come on.
00:56:16You know what I've always wanted to do?
00:56:19C'est 100 francs.
00:56:20100 francs?
00:56:22Cheap.
00:56:23Doubles.
00:56:24Come on.
00:56:25Messy.
00:56:41Good time?
00:56:44Oh, my God.
00:56:45Look at this.
00:56:47Come on.
00:56:55It's perfect.
00:57:06Oui?
00:57:07No, no, you don't understand.
00:57:08I have got to see Dr. Charmant right now.
00:57:12It's an emergency.
00:57:13It's at a hospital.
00:57:15Urgent cesarean.
00:57:17Well, that'll be a baby boom or something, right?
00:57:22I'll wait.
00:57:22A problem insurmontable.
00:57:25Alors qu'il suffit de dire...
00:57:26Allô.
00:57:28Hey!
00:57:30Oh, là, là!
00:57:31Oui!
00:57:32Oh, my God.
00:57:33Oh, my God.
00:57:33Je suis content de vous voir, mon capitaine.
00:57:52C'est en retard, Thierry.
00:57:53Votre rapport.
00:57:53How are you doing?
00:58:13You're going to kill me.
00:58:14Good.
00:58:15Good-bye.
00:58:28How are you feeling?
00:58:29Dead.
00:58:30And my patient will throw me to the line.
00:58:32Oh, holy s**t.
00:58:44You're going to kill me.
00:58:48I'm going to kill you.
00:58:54Oh, my God.
00:59:03Oh, my God.
00:59:08Ah! Paul! Paul! Paul! Paul! Paul! I have to see you!
00:59:29Here I am.
00:59:30Oh, I'm not here. Not here.
00:59:32What is the problem?
00:59:34Everything.
00:59:36Your husband.
00:59:38Oh, perhaps there's a circumstances we should stop seeing each other.
00:59:44Oh, no. No, I've got to see you. I'm going to kill myself.
00:59:48Oh, please, Lorraine. Please, Lorraine.
00:59:50I have to see you. Please. Please, Paul. Let me see you. Let me out of here. Let me out. Come on.
00:59:57Oh, calm down, Lorraine.
00:59:59I'm sick. I'm going to die. I'm scared.
01:00:02You let me out of here. You're going to be sick. You have to let me out of here, Paul, please.
01:00:08Please, please, please, please.
01:00:14What are you having?
01:00:15I'm going to have one of those milky liqueurs that tastes like licorice.
01:00:18What?
01:00:18Uh, a pistache.
01:00:21Pastiche?
01:00:22Pastiche. Pastiche and a large cart civil play.
01:00:25You don't drink.
01:00:27Only in Paris.
01:00:31Busy woman, your mother.
01:00:33Yeah.
01:00:34Run, run, run.
01:00:35Apparently, everybody in the fashion world is going to be here at this dinner.
01:00:40Yes, sir.
01:00:44I probably shouldn't have come.
01:00:46Why?
01:00:48I feel like I'm in the way here.
01:00:52Merci.
01:00:52She looks terrific, doesn't she?
01:01:02She does.
01:01:04So how's the business?
01:01:06Huh?
01:01:07The swimming pool business?
01:01:08How's it going?
01:01:10Lousy.
01:01:12You think it's in recession?
01:01:14Maybe.
01:01:14Maybe.
01:01:14You know, you come to a place like this, you look around here, you see churches, took centuries to build.
01:01:25Suddenly, swimming pools don't seem very important anymore.
01:01:29There's holes in the ground with plumbing.
01:01:31Your mother's having an affair, isn't she?
01:01:35Mom, an affair?
01:01:39Yeah.
01:01:44You may as well hear the whole truth.
01:01:53I'm not 36.
01:01:55I'm really 40.
01:01:57And I didn't come alone here to Paris.
01:01:59But with my 18-year-old daughter, whom I've been totally ignoring.
01:02:05Gosh, I've been neglecting my work and lying to my husband.
01:02:10I'm not getting enough sleep.
01:02:12I've never done anything like this before.
01:02:15I dragged her here to Paris with me against her will.
01:02:18And there she is, all alone.
01:02:21Cooped up at the Royal Monceau.
01:02:24My poor little Cammy.
01:02:27Cammy?
01:02:29Oh, that's short for Camille.
01:02:33Camille.
01:02:34Camille.
01:02:55Camille.
01:02:56Oh, well, at least I brought the white wine up with the fish.
01:03:02Oh, my God.
01:03:07Here, throw up in this.
01:03:13Okay, I'll go see if Mama's in Elkison's, okay?
01:03:18You know, the funny thing is, she's always been attracted to frogs.
01:03:22I told her last year, kidding around,
01:03:25a yellow one for her birthday.
01:03:28You know, one of those good-looking jerks in a carnage suit with a broken nose.
01:03:34Looks like she took me up on it.
01:03:37What are you talking about?
01:03:39The guy.
01:03:41What guy?
01:03:42The guy who's sleeping with your mother.
01:03:45Don't be ridiculous.
01:03:47You bastard.
01:03:50Hey.
01:03:51Hey.
01:03:53Hey.
01:03:54Hey, hey, hey, hey.
01:03:55It's here.
01:03:59You bastard.
01:04:01Okay, I'm here.
01:04:01Where is she?
01:04:02I want to tell her personally.
01:04:03Keep your voice down.
01:04:04Is she up there?
01:04:05Does she know?
01:04:06I didn't know.
01:04:07I said it till tonight.
01:04:08I think we ought to tell her she'd be very proud of her little girl.
01:04:11What's going on down there?
01:04:12Hey, Mom, come on down.
01:04:14What are you doing here?
01:04:16Hi there, Mrs. Robinson.
01:04:17You and I are running a graduate doctorate here.
01:04:19What?
01:04:20You still don't get it.
01:04:21When you're not up here with this turkey, I am.
01:04:23The orange drapes, those disgusting satin sheets, and the nude with the stupid swan.
01:04:27Oh, Jesus Christ.
01:04:29I had no idea.
01:04:30You b******.
01:04:31I'm sorry.
01:04:31I'm sorry.
01:04:32She's only 18 years old.
01:04:34The holy trinity.
01:04:35Mother, daughter, and gynecologist.
01:04:36It's a goddamn circus, so we should take it on the road.
01:04:39Right now, my father's puking his guts up in some hotel room.
01:04:42They escaped from jail so soon.
01:04:43What?
01:04:44They've been married for 21 years.
01:04:45That might not seem like anything to you, but in California, that's some sort of record.
01:04:50Would you like me to go to a taxi?
01:04:58Don't get hysterical.
01:05:00I'm not hysterical.
01:05:01After you f****** had to think of all those things at the hospital delivering those endless
01:05:06babies when you were really up there with my baby.
01:05:09No.
01:05:12That's Semi.
01:05:13That's Semi.
01:05:13No, you're going to kill him.
01:05:14What?
01:05:15Kill him?
01:05:16That's a great idea.
01:05:17Wonderful.
01:05:18Wonderful.
01:05:18That's not it.
01:05:19I know it's loaded.
01:05:20You shot a burglar with it once, right?
01:05:22Stand up, you coward.
01:05:23Oh, Jesus, Mom.
01:05:25You stay out of this, Cammie.
01:05:26Yeah.
01:05:27All right, you have a choice.
01:05:29Your head or...
01:05:30Oh, Christ.
01:05:31Semi said he was sorry.
01:05:33I know, and so did Adolf.
01:05:34Weichmann.
01:05:35All right, what's it going to be, Paul?
01:05:37What's it going to be, hmm?
01:05:38You prefer your life, or would you merely like to be out of water, hmm?
01:05:41Don't do it, Mom.
01:05:42They have the guillotine in France.
01:05:43Oh, God, for a crime of passion, it'll only be five years.
01:05:46He isn't worth five years.
01:05:47Look at him.
01:05:47He's just some over-s***ed frog with a good tailor.
01:05:49Over-s***ed.
01:05:51Hey, there were no complaints at the time.
01:05:53Give me this.
01:05:54No, no.
01:05:55Give him a ring.
01:05:55Let go, Cammie.
01:05:56Let go, then.
01:05:57No.
01:05:58Give him...
01:05:58No, no.
01:06:00Oh.
01:06:00Oh, my God.
01:06:02Oh, f***.
01:06:04Oh, that was so...
01:06:06Hello?
01:06:10Hello?
01:06:15Hi.
01:06:22Where are you?
01:06:23I'm at the airport.
01:06:25My flight board's in two minutes.
01:06:28Oh, Tom, listen, I...
01:06:30Lorraine, look.
01:06:33I guess I shouldn't have come out.
01:06:34I realized that as soon as I saw you.
01:06:39I'm going to go home now, huh?
01:06:41And you come home when you're ready, huh?
01:06:45Why are you being so goddamn understanding?
01:06:48Look, Lorraine, we had 21 years of marriage.
01:06:53That's a good record, huh?
01:06:56So I figured that's going to count for something, huh?
01:06:58Doesn't it?
01:07:02I love you, Tom.
01:07:06I know you do.
01:07:12Look, the flight's boarding.
01:07:13I gotta go now.
01:07:18Well, you just, uh...
01:07:19Just tell Cammy that whatever she wants to do,
01:07:21that's okay with me, okay?
01:07:23Okay.
01:07:26Hey.
01:07:29What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
01:07:33A woolly jumper.
01:07:36Right.
01:07:37It happens very slowly.
01:07:53So slowly you don't even notice it.
01:07:55And then one morning, you look over
01:07:57and you see the flecks of toast on his lip
01:07:59like you do every day.
01:08:00And you want to scream.
01:08:02And you just know you're going to reach over
01:08:05and pick up a long kitchen knife
01:08:07and stab it deep between his shoulder blades.
01:08:10I don't understand why you don't just leave him.
01:08:13Leave him?
01:08:14How can I leave him?
01:08:16I love him.
01:08:18You love him so much
01:08:20you want to stab him to death, right?
01:08:23I tried to leave him once.
01:08:26I packed my bags
01:08:27and I sat in the kitchen
01:08:28trying to write him a note.
01:08:30It got very dark.
01:08:34And then Tom came home
01:08:35from a swimming pool job.
01:08:38He asked me if I had eaten
01:08:40and I shook my head no.
01:08:42And then without saying another word
01:08:43he proceeded to make us scrambled eggs.
01:08:47And then he took me upstairs
01:08:49and he made such tender love to me
01:08:53I swore I would never leave him.
01:08:56Is that good of a lover?
01:08:58No, not really.
01:09:00But it wasn't that.
01:09:02It was the scrambled eggs.
01:09:05I think Paul's going to be just fine.
01:09:09I think it's divine justice.
01:09:14You don't still feel anything for him, do you?
01:09:17Oh, yes, sure I do.
01:09:19But not like I do for Tom.
01:09:21It just couldn't be.
01:09:22It's just s**t.
01:09:27No, it's not just s**t.
01:09:29Women aren't made like that.
01:09:32If you come back and talk to me in 20 years
01:09:34you'll understand.
01:09:37I think men are idiots.
01:09:39That's what makes them so irresistible.
01:09:41What are you going to do?
01:09:49I'm going to go home.
01:09:51You see, darling, you revel in being lonely.
01:09:55But I really need a safe place
01:09:56and someone to be there in the morning.
01:10:01You can come home anytime you want, you know.
01:10:03I know.
01:10:05I won't.
01:10:06Not right away.
01:10:10You really have nothing to prove.
01:10:13It's not that.
01:10:15It's just...
01:10:16I don't know.
01:10:17There was something Paul said.
01:10:21We were sitting in a cafe.
01:10:23It was rainy and gloomy outside.
01:10:25It said that Paris looked very sad.
01:10:30And he smiled.
01:10:32Those little creases in his eyes.
01:10:35And said that Paris was too old
01:10:37to be anything but sad.
01:10:43Mom, it made me feel so young.
01:10:48Believe it or not,
01:10:49he made me feel young, too.
01:10:52Mom.
01:10:55I'm crazy, but I'm not that crazy.
01:10:59Paul's a very desirable man,
01:11:01but...
01:11:01I wouldn't eat scrambled eggs with him.
01:11:07Dear Paul,
01:11:09I was going to come and see you,
01:11:10but at the last moment
01:11:11decided to send these instead.
01:11:13I've never really liked saying goodbye,
01:11:15and there isn't really anything else to say, is there?
01:11:19I'm leaving today for Los Angeles,
01:11:21three pounds heavier,
01:11:22and still speaking lousy French.
01:11:24Cammy's decided to stay on.
01:11:26We found her a small place
01:11:28near the Sorbonne yesterday.
01:11:30She'll be moving in next week.
01:11:32I'm terribly sorry about the accident,
01:11:35but I'm not sorry about the rest.
01:11:37It was like new wine.
01:11:39Young, fresh, and intoxicating.
01:11:42You told me once
01:11:44you should never drink new wine
01:11:45a month old, remember?
01:11:47It has its moment.
01:11:48Then it's gone.
01:11:50Dissolved like a dream
01:11:51you can't remember in the morning.
01:11:53Thank you for the moment.
01:11:55Adieu, Lorraine.
01:11:56This is ridiculous.
01:12:14I mean, here you are, 18 years old,
01:12:15and I feel like I'm just leaving you
01:12:19in kindergarten for the first time.
01:12:20How do you feel?
01:12:26Oh, a little scared.
01:12:32Will you call me when you get home?
01:12:34No.
01:12:36No?
01:12:39When I get home,
01:12:40I'm going to go straight to bed.
01:12:46What about Dad?
01:12:47What are you going to tell him?
01:12:51I have the slightest idea.
01:12:54I'll get to him, Mom.
01:12:56I intend to.
01:12:59Don't cry.
01:13:00Why not?
01:13:08Promise you won't call, right,
01:13:09when you get home?
01:13:11I promise I won't call you.
01:13:13Okay.
01:13:14Mademoiselle.
01:13:17Your missing baggage
01:13:19has arrived at last.
01:13:20Oh.
01:13:21I have sent it to your room.
01:13:22Figures.
01:13:23And there is a representative
01:13:25from Air France
01:13:26to see you.
01:13:28Very charming.
01:13:30There.
01:13:35I hope you are enjoying
01:13:36our beautiful city.
01:13:38Oh, yes.
01:13:38I'm in love with it.
01:13:40I am totally free this afternoon.
01:13:41Perhaps I might accompany you
01:13:42to the Eiffel Tower.
01:13:44Montmartre.
01:13:45The Bois de Boulogne.
01:13:47I have many wonderful things
01:13:48to show you.
01:13:50I'm sure you have.
01:13:53But first,
01:13:54would you kindly
01:13:54fetch my room key?
01:13:57Willingly.
01:13:59Please take this
01:14:00to Mademoiselle's room.
01:14:01Room 741.
01:14:02La clé de Mademoiselle
01:14:09de Bainé, s'il vous plaît.
01:14:14Voilà.
01:14:16The baggage
01:14:17is in my room.
01:14:18Please be kind enough
01:14:19to send the red cases
01:14:20to this address
01:14:21in Los Angeles.
01:14:23Goodbye.
01:14:24But our afternoon together.
01:14:26Oh, I'm so sorry.
01:14:27I have other plans.
01:14:29It was nice meeting you.
01:14:30Enjoy the wine.
01:14:37La Louvre, s'il vous plaît.
01:14:39Oui.
01:14:41Hey!
01:15:00La Louvre, s'il vous plaît.
01:15:09La Louvre, s'il vous plaît.
01:15:11La Louvre, s'il vous plaît.
01:15:20La Louvre, s'il vous plaît.
01:15:22La Louvre, s'il vous plaît.

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