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00:00:00Vielen Dank.
00:00:30Vielen Dank.
00:01:00Yes, it did he feed the need.
00:01:01I had to come to Boston and finish it off.
00:01:04Because right now, nigga, the world is fucked up, nigga.
00:01:08Nigga, you got hurricanes the size of Texas.
00:01:11You understand me?
00:01:12And it's attacking the motherfuckers that voted for the orange motherfucker.
00:01:16Because y'all know every hurricane start on the coast of Africa, where they picked us up at.
00:01:29Them ain't hurricanes.
00:01:30Them is old nigga spirits, you motherfuckers.
00:01:32It's all about white privilege, nigga.
00:01:39Don't get it twisted with this orange Avenger motherfucker they got in the White House.
00:01:43Yeah, that's what I call him, the Orange Avenger.
00:01:48Because white people want a hero, nigga.
00:01:54You know what I mean?
00:01:54After eight years old, Obama, they're like, we need somebody to save us from the tyranny of niggers.
00:02:00Who is it?
00:02:02The Orange Avenger.
00:02:03I don't understand you white folks.
00:02:09Y'all really some pussy motherfuckers.
00:02:11I ain't gonna front with you or mix words.
00:02:14I'm not gonna give you an excuse for y'all innate ability to be racist motherfuckers
00:02:18and think everybody else supposed to deal with your shit.
00:02:20You need to get the fuck over yourself.
00:02:25Y'all soft.
00:02:27You couldn't handle eight years of a nigga being in charge.
00:02:31Nigga, we dealt with 450 plus years of you motherfuckers running this country in the ground.
00:02:37We didn't go crazy.
00:02:41You understand me?
00:02:42Y'all fucked it up for 400 plus years.
00:02:44It only took us eight years to fix it.
00:02:47Y'all been back for eight or nine months and fucked it up again.
00:02:53White people, sometimes you gotta let go and let God.
00:02:57How you vote for an orange motherfucker?
00:03:03I thought y'all said y'all hated colored people.
00:03:08It don't get more color than this motherfucker.
00:03:11He orange with pissy yellow hair.
00:03:13Looked like he spent the night at R. Kelly house.
00:03:15And the motherfucker, Dirk Dumb.
00:03:24I don't even know if y'all know what Dirk Dumb is.
00:03:26This motherfucker so dumb he had a thought and it hurt.
00:03:31He lied every time he opened his mouth.
00:03:33He told broke white people whatever they wanted to hear, that's how he got their vote.
00:03:38All trailer trash wanna know is that they better than a nigger.
00:03:41Trump promised him everything.
00:03:43I promise you're gonna be better than a nigger.
00:03:45Trump said we gonna be better than a nigger.
00:03:48I'm gonna be better than that Jigger Jigger nigger.
00:03:52I'm gonna be better than that Diddy Diddy nigger.
00:03:55I'm gonna be better than that Griffin nigger.
00:03:57Woo!
00:03:57Better than a nigger.
00:04:00You ain't better than a nigger yet, are you?
00:04:02And then he promised them a wall.
00:04:04Where y'all wall at, white folks?
00:04:06What happened to the wall?
00:04:08There's no wall.
00:04:09Cause the wall ain't coming, you stupid motherfuckers.
00:04:16And y'all was talking that shit.
00:04:17Well, China built the Great Wall of China.
00:04:20Here's what this orange motherfucker don't understand.
00:04:23There's about one trillion Chinese.
00:04:26If each one of them grab a brick and toss it, wall!
00:04:31It wasn't that hard.
00:04:33It probably took 35 seconds.
00:04:34There's only 270 million Americans.
00:04:39Most of us are incarcerated.
00:04:42We ain't got enough motherfuckers out of jail to pick up a brick.
00:04:46And let's say they actually gave this fool the billions of dollars it would cost to build this monstrosity.
00:04:51Nigga, let me show you how easy it is for a Mexican to circumvent this shit.
00:04:58The wall's gonna end on the coast, right?
00:05:01California.
00:05:02That means it's gonna end at the ocean.
00:05:03Here's all a Mexican gotta do.
00:05:04Walk right around that motherfucker.
00:05:16They so racist, they stupid.
00:05:18You can't stop a Mexican.
00:05:21Shit, nigga, I got a Mexican.
00:05:23You're not getting mine.
00:05:25Every nigga in here got a Mexican.
00:05:27No black man has cut our own yard since 94, 95.
00:05:30Mexican to cut a football field, nigga, $5.
00:05:36Ask a nigga to cut some grass, nigga, I'll cut your motherfucking throat.
00:05:40Nigga, I sell dope.
00:05:41Nigga, I make 10 G's a day, bitch.
00:05:42What's your problem?
00:05:44Fuck out of here with that fuck boy shit.
00:05:48Let me explain something to you.
00:05:50You better hope the Mexicans don't go nowhere.
00:05:54They pick all the vegetables, all the fruits.
00:05:58Nigga, they'll pick a whole field for 25 cents.
00:06:00You get rid of Mexicans, nigga, your carrot is gonna cost $3,000.
00:06:11Silence is going up to $1,500, nigga.
00:06:14And if you motherfuckers think a nigga is going back to pick anything,
00:06:21I'm picking years of over, motherfucker.
00:06:24All we're gonna do is pick what side of the jaw to crack you in, you motherfucker.
00:06:34Nigga, we had the smartest president in the history of this country with Barack Obama.
00:06:40If you don't agree with that statement,
00:06:46go home, look in the mirror, you a racist motherfucker.
00:06:50Barack Obama taught law at Harvard University.
00:06:54Harvard, the number one law school on earth.
00:06:56That means that nigga's the law.
00:06:58That's why Congress couldn't fade him for eight years.
00:07:02Nigga, he's smarter than all of them.
00:07:04These niggas are different kind.
00:07:07This one here is a thinker.
00:07:09What you gonna do about it?
00:07:13Not a goddamn thing.
00:07:16We ain't gonna do shit for eight years
00:07:19and we ain't gonna give this Jigaboo an extra dollar.
00:07:23They didn't give that brother an extra dollar for eight years.
00:07:26And he still balanced the budget.
00:07:28Cause you white folks forgot something about us niggas.
00:07:33Niggas know how to do the most with the least.
00:07:42Gee, if Barack treated the whole country like a nigga treat our household budget.
00:07:46Hey, you gonna, you niggas know how to move money.
00:07:49You gonna pay that?
00:07:50No, nigga, move that over there.
00:07:52And you gonna pay the gas bill?
00:07:54Fuck no, it's summertime.
00:07:55Pay the electric bill.
00:07:57We need the air conditioning.
00:07:58If you pay the gas bill in the wintertime, motherfucker, we need the heat.
00:08:04Priorities, motherfucker, priorities.
00:08:08They hated Obama, nigga, because he was everything they wished they could be.
00:08:14Nigga, Obama had swag, nigga.
00:08:16Obama walk in the room, nigga, the room shut down.
00:08:20The nigga had jokes for that ass.
00:08:23We had the finest first lady.
00:08:26In the history of this motherfucking country.
00:08:30In my humble opinion.
00:08:33Michelle's so motherfucking fine, intelligent, nigga, chocolate mother.
00:08:37She had a ass, nigga.
00:08:40You know what I mean?
00:08:41It's the first time there was a ass in that goddamn raggedy White House.
00:08:44She was too much a queen to even be in that fucked up shit.
00:08:48Every time she walked out the front door of the White House, nigga, the whole country said,
00:08:53God damn.
00:08:56Secret Service used to walk behind her.
00:08:57Here, let me carry you.
00:08:58Help you.
00:08:59Help you carry that.
00:09:00Now you got this flat booty ironing board back, Trump wife.
00:09:08Nigga, she ain't got no ass at all.
00:09:10She come out, the whole country be like, whatever.
00:09:13Secret Service stand next to her.
00:09:15There's nothing back there to guard.
00:09:17Come on.
00:09:18When I move, you move just like that.
00:09:19I don't even think she's Trump's wife.
00:09:28Yeah, you better see in the CNN.
00:09:30Come with me for a minute.
00:09:32I think this bitch is Putin's number one KGB female agent.
00:09:40Because I know a killer when I see one.
00:09:42I grew up in the projects.
00:09:43That bitch got a 40-yard stand.
00:09:45She done killed before.
00:09:47She got a lot of bodies on her.
00:09:48Nigga, you can look at that bitch stand.
00:09:49Nigga, she on assignment like a motherfucker.
00:09:53Yeah, yeah, because she front his ass off every chance she get.
00:09:56He be trying to shake her hand.
00:09:57She be like, don't you touch me.
00:10:00You're the worst assignment I've ever been given.
00:10:03I ain't waiting on Vladimir to give me the call.
00:10:06I kill your orange ass in your sleep.
00:10:09That's why that motherfucker don't sleep.
00:10:11Nigga, he up late.
00:10:13Tweeting like a motherfucker.
00:10:14Help me.
00:10:15Help me.
00:10:15There's a Jerry Springer show going on in that goddamn White House.
00:10:21And I don't know what you ooh-ing for.
00:10:23He said it himself on TV.
00:10:25Yes, he did.
00:10:26Didn't this motherfucker?
00:10:26He said, nigga, if that wasn't my daughter, she's so fine, we'd be fucking.
00:10:31I got three daughters.
00:10:33Every man in here that got a daughter.
00:10:35Nigga, you don't look at your daughter sexually.
00:10:37The fact that that came out of that maggot motherfucker's brain lets you know what kind of sick individual
00:10:42you fucking with.
00:10:51Let me explain something to my white friends here.
00:10:54Y'all don't really know or appreciate how lucky you were that Obama was the first black president.
00:11:00That is truly the nicest nigga America could produce.
00:11:08For if it was our other nigga in here, including me, day one of that Griffin administration,
00:11:17right after the inauguration, white slavery,
00:11:23payback's a bitch.
00:11:31Y'all have been some cotton-picking motherfuckers
00:11:34under that Griffin administration.
00:11:37Now, don't get me wrong.
00:11:38I'd be nice to my white slaves.
00:11:40I'd let y'all pick cotton at night.
00:11:44That way your skin don't burn up.
00:11:48You've got to let your white slaves work the night shift.
00:11:51Soon as the sun go down,
00:11:53God damn it, here we go again.
00:11:58And let's keep it 100, y'all.
00:12:01I think white people could have been slaves for about five minutes.
00:12:05No, they too arrogant, nigga.
00:12:07They'd be out in the field.
00:12:08This is some fucking bullshit.
00:12:11You don't have any sunscreen?
00:12:12I'm fucking pillin'.
00:12:14It's fucking hot, master.
00:12:17It's fucking hot.
00:12:19I'm gonna sue you, master nigga.
00:12:20I'm gonna sue you, master.
00:12:28Nigga, the black slave owners come out on their porch.
00:12:33Don't let them go.
00:12:36They didn't pick nothin' no goddamn way.
00:12:39All they do is lay on the ground
00:12:40and bitch about how hot it is.
00:12:43And motherfuckers keep singin' out of tune.
00:12:47Don't nobody wanna hear that shit.
00:12:49Cause nigga, when we were indentured servants
00:12:57out in that hot motherfuckin' sun pickin' cotton,
00:13:01we wasn't on the ground bitchin' about the heat.
00:13:04Them brothers and sisters were strong, nigga.
00:13:07Nigga, they still had a song in their heart.
00:13:09They was out there singin' their ass off.
00:13:11Jesus wild, come on down
00:13:21and kill that honk, yeah, Jesus.
00:13:26Y'all remember that one?
00:13:28Nigga, that was a top ten negro spirit.
00:13:32Fuck y'all, nigga.
00:13:34That motherfucker went quadruple cotton.
00:13:36See, we didn't have platinum back then.
00:13:41I seen some of you motherfuckers lookin' at me like,
00:13:43he gon' sing Go Down, Moses.
00:13:46I don't go back that far.
00:13:49I sing Kill That Honké.
00:13:52Nigga, if you had white slaves
00:13:54out in the field singin',
00:13:56they'd be fuckin' a good song up.
00:13:57Fuckin' ain't right.
00:14:05Oh, no, yeah, right.
00:14:06Kee-kee-kee-ha.
00:14:10Nigga, the black master come out on his porch,
00:14:12what that motherfucker singin'?
00:14:15Oh, no, fuck that, kill that motherfucker.
00:14:18Ain't no devil-worshipping on this plantation.
00:14:20This here's a large plantation, motherfucker.
00:14:23What the fuck is a kee-kee-kee-ha?
00:14:25Now, kill all of them.
00:14:28I'll pick the cotton my goddamn self.
00:14:30Hey, hey, slow down, nigga.
00:14:31Slow your ass down.
00:14:33Now, don't you touch that big booty white girl.
00:14:37Now, master was right here on my porch.
00:14:38I sing to.
00:14:39She didn't do nothin'.
00:14:41That's the rest of them.
00:14:41Get them.
00:14:43Be that big booty white girl alone.
00:14:45Massive dick don't discriminate.
00:14:49Now, I don't like them,
00:14:50but my dick say they all right.
00:14:51Come right this way.
00:14:55Come on.
00:14:57Now, get on in there.
00:14:58We're gonna make some little nigglets.
00:15:04Because what's ill in our beautiful country
00:15:07is racism.
00:15:09Pussy can cure racism.
00:15:11It has already.
00:15:12If you don't believe me,
00:15:18it's already happening.
00:15:19Look around the room.
00:15:20There go two of them right there.
00:15:24That white boy gave up.
00:15:25Oh, fuck it.
00:15:26I'm with the niggas.
00:15:29Because pussy cure racism, man.
00:15:32That redneck motherfucker
00:15:33be talking cash shit.
00:15:35Don't get fucked by a nigga.
00:15:37Fuck them perch monkeys.
00:15:38That motherfucker get some
00:15:40of that chocolate pussy.
00:15:47Oh.
00:15:49Oh.
00:15:51Oh.
00:15:53Oh.
00:15:55Well, you know they're human.
00:16:02Nigga be talking cash shit.
00:16:03Man, fuck them honky motherfuckers.
00:16:04I don't trust them crackers.
00:16:07Nigga get some of that pink pink.
00:16:08You know, we got a longer stroke, nigga.
00:16:30Nigga, that's this old saying.
00:16:32I'm sure the older brothers and sisters
00:16:33in here done heard it before, nigga.
00:16:35And it still holds water today, nigga.
00:16:38If God made something better than pussy,
00:16:41he kept it for himself.
00:16:45Nigga, I don't think there's a man
00:16:48in this room on this life
00:16:50that can handle something better than pussy.
00:16:53Pussy already break your wallet.
00:16:57Dicks don't break purses.
00:16:58Countries have gone to war over pussy.
00:17:05There are no dick wars.
00:17:09Pussy will leave with your house.
00:17:12I don't think you hear me.
00:17:14There's a bitch walking out of court room right now
00:17:17somewhere on earth
00:17:17with a brand new house after the divorce.
00:17:19That bitch walk out.
00:17:22Girl, what you get?
00:17:23I got to have.
00:17:27You ain't never seen dick
00:17:28walk out of court room with shit.
00:17:31Hey, my dude, what you get?
00:17:32Nigga, I gotta get a job.
00:17:35Yeah, I gotta play alimony.
00:17:38Morning, morning, child support.
00:17:40I ain't even getting a pussy no more, man.
00:17:42Pussy get free shit.
00:17:50No woman in my audience tonight
00:17:53should have bought a motherfucking ticket to my show.
00:17:56Pussy get free shit.
00:17:58Look at the dumb bitches in here.
00:18:00I'm doing it all wrong.
00:18:01You sure is, you stupid motherfucker.
00:18:05Pussy get free shit.
00:18:08Hey, baby, I want to see Eddie Griffin.
00:18:09Give me two of them funny nigga tickets
00:18:11my pussy want to laugh.
00:18:14I'm hungry.
00:18:15Feed my pussy whatever it want on me.
00:18:18I got it.
00:18:19I want to see a movie.
00:18:21Two tickets for the pussy, please.
00:18:24Get a pussy some popcorn too.
00:18:27Small coke.
00:18:27The bitch got diabetes.
00:18:28I don't want to die no more.
00:18:38Pussy get free shit.
00:18:40Dick don't get shit free.
00:18:41Nigga, ask your woman for something to eat.
00:18:43Look in the fidgeter nigga.
00:18:45Something in there.
00:18:46Hey, baby, I'd like to see a movie.
00:18:48We got cable.
00:18:49Nigga, turn it on.
00:18:51The only time dick gets free shit
00:18:54is when you come off the ceiling
00:18:57on the pussy.
00:18:59Now I can see you young motherfuckers
00:19:02looking at me like,
00:19:03Uncle Ed, what do you mean?
00:19:05The older brothers in here like,
00:19:06you know it, nigga.
00:19:08When you come off the ceiling,
00:19:11you young motherfuckers,
00:19:12that's when you go up so high
00:19:14on the upstroke,
00:19:17the ceiling fans smack your ass.
00:19:19You got to beat a pussy up, nigga.
00:19:25You got to hit that motherfucker in the mouth.
00:19:28What?
00:19:29You got to swell that bitch up, nigga.
00:19:33You got to make it look like
00:19:35a Walsh nest stunk it.
00:19:39Nigga, you got to give pussy a ten count.
00:19:41Pussy out!
00:19:49If you did it right,
00:19:51that bitch got to soak in some essence
00:19:53for a couple of days.
00:19:56And look at the little dick motherfuckers in here.
00:19:58It really happened like that?
00:20:01Yeah, little motherfucker.
00:20:07Nigga, I'm handling my business.
00:20:09You know, I ain't gonna sit up here
00:20:10and brag, nigga,
00:20:11but, you know,
00:20:12I get return visits.
00:20:17You know when you doing something, nigga,
00:20:19you flying to their town or country.
00:20:22Because I'm an international, nigga.
00:20:23I get around.
00:20:26And they be like,
00:20:27you with anybody tonight?
00:20:31You want to reminisce?
00:20:33Because you didn't put that...
00:20:34I'm handling my...
00:20:40Before I flew out here to shoot this nigga,
00:20:43my wife's sitting in the kitchen, nigga.
00:20:45And she said,
00:20:46yeah, I wish I could cut your dick off
00:20:47before you leave.
00:20:48I said, excuse me?
00:20:50Yeah, I was in a state of shock, too.
00:20:51Nigga, I was backed up.
00:20:53You know, the bitch had a knife in her hand.
00:20:55She was cooking,
00:20:56but fuck the dumb shit.
00:20:57I ain't taking no time.
00:20:58I said,
00:20:59so what the fuck is that all about?
00:21:01She's like,
00:21:01that way I know
00:21:02when you get to Boston, nigga,
00:21:03you just filming.
00:21:05Not out there fucking around.
00:21:07I'm tired of you coming home
00:21:09with new children.
00:21:15I ain't had no answer for that, nigga.
00:21:18I got ten kids, nigga.
00:21:19I ain't telling on myself
00:21:20I...
00:21:21It's quiet and a motherfucker.
00:21:23I was mad, too, nigga.
00:21:25I'm sitting in the kitchen.
00:21:26This bitch,
00:21:26you don't hit me with a zinger.
00:21:29I'm the comedian
00:21:30in this motherfucking family.
00:21:31I'm the nigga that tell the jokes.
00:21:33You don't hit me with a London line
00:21:34and shut me the fuck up.
00:21:36Shit, who the fuck you think you is?
00:21:37Bitch, you out your motherfucking mind.
00:21:39I'll fuck you.
00:21:40I said all that shit to myself.
00:21:44She had the knife in her hand, nigga.
00:21:46I ain't stupid, you know.
00:21:49I almost missed the flight getting here, nigga.
00:21:51I ain't...
00:21:51Because I hate losing, nigga.
00:21:52I don't know how to lose.
00:21:53So, nigga, I'm sitting there
00:21:55until my brain turned back on.
00:21:57I'm like,
00:21:57this bitch ain't gonna just
00:21:58leave me with this shit.
00:22:00Nigga, my brain finally turned back on.
00:22:01I said,
00:22:02what you got against kids?
00:22:06Just because they ain't yours?
00:22:09That bitch threw that knife, nigga.
00:22:12And you see,
00:22:12I made it here safely.
00:22:15I was thinking about
00:22:16the shit on the flight, nigga.
00:22:18I said, damn,
00:22:19now all this time
00:22:20I thought she was getting upset
00:22:21over stupid shit
00:22:22because I live in Vegas, nigga.
00:22:23like coming home
00:22:24the next afternoon.
00:22:28I'm trying to win
00:22:29my money back, nigga.
00:22:32And immediately
00:22:33she think of, nigga,
00:22:33fucking you out there fucking.
00:22:35Not all the time.
00:22:38No, I'm honest, nigga.
00:22:39Not all the time.
00:22:42Nigga, I was thinking about it, nigga.
00:22:44I said,
00:22:44nigga, it's the dickin'.
00:22:45This whole time,
00:22:47I'm thinking this shit
00:22:48is about time.
00:22:49Fellas, it ain't about time.
00:22:51It's about the dickin'.
00:22:53See, if you dick her down properly,
00:22:56now the knights of the round table
00:22:57know what I'm talking about,
00:22:58you little dick motherfuckers,
00:22:59just think about it.
00:23:00But if you dick her down properly,
00:23:05her brain becomes
00:23:06dictified.
00:23:08Root word,
00:23:09addicted.
00:23:11Nigga, all she think about
00:23:13is your dick
00:23:1324 hours a day.
00:23:14Nigga, you walk out of your house,
00:23:16that bitch like,
00:23:16the dick is leavin'.
00:23:17Who the dick leavin' with?
00:23:21No, when you left here yesterday,
00:23:23I called the dick on the phone,
00:23:24the dick didn't answer.
00:23:26What is the dick doing?
00:23:29Nigga, if you dick,
00:23:30dick them down properly,
00:23:31you take three steps
00:23:32out of your house,
00:23:34a female's mind
00:23:35immediately comes up
00:23:36with scenarios
00:23:37that have nothing
00:23:38to do with reality.
00:23:41Nigga, you go
00:23:42uno, dos, tres, bye, baby.
00:23:45Who the nigga,
00:23:45who you think you foolin'?
00:23:47You think I'm stupid,
00:23:49don't you?
00:23:50Talkin' about you
00:23:51goin' to shoot pool,
00:23:52Eddie.
00:23:52Ain't nobody shot pool
00:23:54since 1973.
00:23:57You out there fuckin',
00:23:58you little black motherfucker.
00:24:02I started thinkin' bout the shit.
00:24:04Fellas,
00:24:05if we had detachable dicks,
00:24:08and ladies,
00:24:09be honest with your motherfuckers,
00:24:10y'all wouldn't give a fuck
00:24:12if we ever came in.
00:24:15Nigga, we could stay gone
00:24:16for a week, two weeks,
00:24:17nigga.
00:24:18Her girlfriend
00:24:18would come over with her,
00:24:19I ain't seen your husband
00:24:20every time I come over here,
00:24:22that nigga ain't here.
00:24:23Did y'all get into
00:24:24an argument or something?
00:24:25Y'all get a divorce?
00:24:27She's like,
00:24:28nah, girl,
00:24:28shit, Eddie left with us
00:24:30at last Friday.
00:24:32Oh, the nigga
00:24:32ain't doin' nothin'
00:24:33though,
00:24:33cause the dick is in the drawer.
00:24:37The dick is in the drawer.
00:24:40You wanna play with it?
00:24:45Nigga,
00:24:45your ass really somewhere
00:24:46shootin' pool.
00:24:47You talkin' cash shit.
00:24:50Yeah, nigga,
00:24:51two times off the real
00:24:52corner pocket.
00:24:53Nigga, I done beat you
00:24:54two games,
00:24:54nigga, ain't nobody
00:24:55set your ass up.
00:24:56Put your money
00:24:57where your mouth is,
00:24:58nigga,
00:24:58otherwise closing.
00:24:59Your breath smell like
00:25:00you had a shit sandwich.
00:25:00Hold on, nigga.
00:25:15Okay.
00:25:16Y'all play without me.
00:25:18My wife is playin'
00:25:19with my dick again.
00:25:22Oh, God.
00:25:24She lettin' a girlfriend
00:25:25play for me.
00:25:30Ladies,
00:25:39what's good for the goose,
00:25:41what's good for the gander.
00:25:44She said,
00:25:44my wife got the bomb,
00:25:45that's why she got the ring.
00:25:48Baby, where you goin'?
00:25:49Uh,
00:25:51we gonna go out
00:25:52and it's girls' night out.
00:25:59Put the pussy in the drawer.
00:26:00Put the pussy
00:26:04in the motherfuckin' drawer.
00:26:06Take them lips off.
00:26:08In the drawer.
00:26:10Oh, bitch,
00:26:10you ain't goin' nowhere
00:26:11with that throat.
00:26:14In the drawer.
00:26:15Take them titties off, bitch,
00:26:17right on top.
00:26:18In the drawer.
00:26:20You ain't goin' nowhere
00:26:21with that right hand either, bitch.
00:26:24In the drawer.
00:26:26Them bitches meet up
00:26:27at the club like,
00:26:28he wouldn't let me leave
00:26:29right now.
00:26:30He wouldn't let me leave
00:26:33with nothing.
00:26:37Nigga,
00:26:37you know one of them bitches
00:26:38show up blind?
00:26:39He told me
00:26:39he didn't want me
00:26:40lookin' at nobody.
00:26:41I'm just sayin', ladies.
00:26:50Y'all got more shit
00:26:51you gon' have to come up off of.
00:26:54That hair
00:26:54in the motherfuckin' drawer.
00:26:57Them eyelashes,
00:26:58they ain't yours
00:26:58no goddamn way.
00:27:00In the motherfuckin' drawer.
00:27:01And bitch,
00:27:03take them motherfuckin' feet off.
00:27:05Some of these niggas
00:27:06got foot fetishes.
00:27:09Nigga,
00:27:09I get done with my wife,
00:27:10she gon' be
00:27:10a motherfuckin' head.
00:27:11I'll grab her by her eye
00:27:15not havin' ass
00:27:16and roll her out the door.
00:27:20Have fun, baby.
00:27:22I hope y'all goin' bowling.
00:27:24That's all the fuck
00:27:25you gon' be able to do.
00:27:27I'ma fuck the shit
00:27:28out your body
00:27:28while you're gone.
00:27:29I told you, nigga,
00:27:33I come to hurt you.
00:27:35I don't do chuckles, nigga.
00:27:38Nigga, I hurt you, nigga.
00:27:39You leave my show
00:27:40with a six-pack.
00:27:42Hey, nigga,
00:27:43where you been training
00:27:43at that Eddie Rippin' show, nigga?
00:27:45Nigga, tighten your shit
00:27:46right up, nigga.
00:27:52Nigga,
00:27:53you remember when,
00:27:54nigga, you remember
00:27:55when you was 16?
00:27:56How many fellas in here
00:27:57remember when you was 16, nigga?
00:27:58You remember, nigga,
00:28:00we could fuck
00:28:00seven to nine times a day?
00:28:04Well, some of you
00:28:04motherfuckers got
00:28:05a short libido, nigga.
00:28:07Seven to nine
00:28:08wasn't shit for me, nigga.
00:28:10Breakfast, lunch, dinner,
00:28:11snacks in between,
00:28:11late night snack
00:28:12before breakfast.
00:28:14Nigga, when you 16,
00:28:15nigga, you bust a nut.
00:28:16Your shit come right back
00:28:17in 10 seconds.
00:28:18Oh, yeah,
00:28:19oh, you was good, bitch.
00:28:20Hey, we ain't done.
00:28:24Nigga, when I got in my 20s,
00:28:26I could still go, nigga.
00:28:27Breakfast, lunch,
00:28:28dinner, late night snack,
00:28:29early morning.
00:28:31Nigga, you getting
00:28:31your 30s?
00:28:33You want to fuck
00:28:34before we go to work
00:28:35and when we get off?
00:28:39Your ass start getting tired, nigga.
00:28:42Nigga, you getting
00:28:43your 40s?
00:28:43All right, look,
00:28:44we're going to fuck
00:28:45Monday,
00:28:46Wednesday.
00:28:49You want to do
00:28:49Friday after work
00:28:51or Saturday
00:28:52after the club?
00:28:54Nigga, you getting
00:28:55in your 50s?
00:28:59Thursday good for me.
00:29:02Thursday.
00:29:03Oh, no,
00:29:04we ain't doing shit
00:29:04on the weekend, bitch.
00:29:05That mouth been driving
00:29:06that nigga crazy.
00:29:08Sunday's out, bitch.
00:29:09I'm watching the game.
00:29:11I said Thursday.
00:29:12Thursday, Thursday.
00:29:13Yeah.
00:29:15Nigga, you get 60,
00:29:1770,
00:29:17All right, look at him.
00:29:21We going to fuck
00:29:22December 17th
00:29:24at approximately
00:29:27437.
00:29:30I'm going to put a strong
00:29:31three minutes on you.
00:29:35Then I'll see your ass
00:29:36again next year
00:29:37if we still alive.
00:29:40Because the older we get,
00:29:47God put a ticking clock
00:29:49on our dick.
00:29:50It has to die, nigga.
00:29:52You ain't supposed
00:29:53to have children
00:29:54when you're 77.
00:29:56You won't be alive
00:29:57to see the motherfucker
00:29:58graduate grade school.
00:30:01That's why every year
00:30:02it die a little bit more.
00:30:05But now you got
00:30:07these old niggas
00:30:08be cheating.
00:30:08Yeah, they got
00:30:10them Jesus pills.
00:30:13Guess what?
00:30:13I call them, nigga.
00:30:14Them Viagras
00:30:14be giving them, nigga,
00:30:15res erections.
00:30:18Yeah, the res erections,
00:30:19Jesus pills.
00:30:20Motherfucker slow
00:30:21on the motherfucker.
00:30:22You know when you
00:30:23done caught one
00:30:23of these cheating
00:30:24motherfuckers, nigga.
00:30:25Because they be at a club
00:30:26with nothing but 30-year-olds.
00:30:28And they ass on the dance floor,
00:30:30nigga, the one nigga
00:30:30out there, yeah.
00:30:34Yeah.
00:30:36I'm back in the game.
00:30:38I'm back in the game.
00:30:42Ah, ah.
00:30:43Nigga, they be trying
00:30:44to holler at them young things.
00:30:45Hey, hey, hey,
00:30:46what they say
00:30:47over there, candy?
00:30:50Which one of you bitches
00:30:51want an automobile?
00:30:55They so old,
00:30:55they don't call it a car, nigga.
00:30:57Automobile.
00:31:00And don't laugh, ladies.
00:31:01Y'all be fading
00:31:02them old motherfuckers.
00:31:04Girl, where you going?
00:31:05I'm going to get me
00:31:06a automobile.
00:31:10Because they know
00:31:11them old motherfuckers
00:31:12can't fuck longer
00:31:13than 10 seconds.
00:31:14Nigga, they be on them pills.
00:31:15Ah.
00:31:17Ah.
00:31:19Ah.
00:31:19Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:31:22Oh, oh, oh.
00:31:23Oh.
00:31:24Oh, I felt my heart
00:31:25jump out my chest.
00:31:28Slow down, goddammit.
00:31:29I asked for some pussy,
00:31:29but not a casket.
00:31:33Oh.
00:31:35Ooh.
00:31:37Oh.
00:31:39Oh.
00:31:40Oh, go on, go on.
00:31:41Keep the automobile.
00:31:43Hey, tell your girlfriends
00:31:44about Sweet Papa Willow.
00:31:47I'll see you next year.
00:31:51Oh, goddammit.
00:31:52This thing won't go down.
00:31:54I should have put my glasses
00:31:55on when I read the instructions.
00:31:57I think I took too many of them.
00:32:01Oh, I can feel my heartbeat
00:32:02thriving in my...
00:32:03I just gotta fuck something,
00:32:06damn it, shit.
00:32:06Oh.
00:32:07Oh.
00:32:10I gotta fuck something.
00:32:15Oh.
00:32:17Oh.
00:32:18They want every one
00:32:20of our black entertainers,
00:32:22me included,
00:32:23nigga,
00:32:23to have an athrus by name.
00:32:25If you end my business
00:32:27and you black,
00:32:27you not gonna die clean.
00:32:31They got Tiger Woods,
00:32:32but Tiger helped them.
00:32:36The nigga fucked around
00:32:37and married him a white woman.
00:32:39Now, nothing against you
00:32:40white women in here,
00:32:41but this nigga here,
00:32:42nope.
00:32:47Nope, and no,
00:32:47and hell no.
00:32:49See, I do research.
00:32:51Every famous nigga
00:32:53that's been with a white woman
00:32:54got problems.
00:32:56OJ still fucked up.
00:33:00His white woman been dead for years.
00:33:02Nigga still fucked up.
00:33:07Nigga, they got Tiger Woods.
00:33:09He married one...
00:33:10Nigga, she got a divorce
00:33:11and she left with damn near
00:33:13half a billion dollars, remember?
00:33:15This bitch ain't hit
00:33:16one golf ball.
00:33:19See, you ladies
00:33:20getting out of hand
00:33:21with that motherfucking
00:33:22I'm taking half
00:33:23of your shit shit.
00:33:25How you an independent bitch
00:33:26and running away with money?
00:33:27If you was here for money...
00:33:29See, if you leave with money,
00:33:30and this is my honest opinion
00:33:31about this shit.
00:33:32Bitch, if we equal,
00:33:34I came with dick,
00:33:34you came with pussy,
00:33:35let's leave with what we got.
00:33:40How y'all keep trying
00:33:41to make pussy
00:33:41higher case value
00:33:42than dick?
00:33:43Does a bitch
00:33:44always say this shit?
00:33:45I gave you all this pussy.
00:33:47Bitch, I gave you
00:33:48all this dick.
00:33:52We even, motherfucker.
00:33:55And then at the end
00:33:56they say, I want half.
00:33:58See, that's called
00:33:58being a hoe.
00:34:00See, if it wasn't
00:34:00about money, bitch,
00:34:02what you want money
00:34:03for at the end?
00:34:04See, I'd rather
00:34:05a real hoe.
00:34:06They just tell you up front,
00:34:07500 tonight, nigga,
00:34:08one hour.
00:34:10Not these long-term
00:34:12sneaky hoes.
00:34:12I don't want
00:34:14your money, Eddie.
00:34:16Till you're in the
00:34:17divorce court.
00:34:18I want it all, nigga.
00:34:20You've been fucking
00:34:21me for years.
00:34:23Yup.
00:34:24That's what people do
00:34:25when they're together,
00:34:26motherfucker.
00:34:29This bitch left
00:34:30with half a billion dollars?
00:34:32Nigga, not on my watch.
00:34:34She lucky she wasn't
00:34:35my wife, nigga.
00:34:36They'd have found her.
00:34:37I swear to God, nigga.
00:34:41Let me explain something
00:34:42to you beautiful ladies
00:34:43in my audience tonight.
00:34:44I love each and every
00:34:45one of you, motherfuckers.
00:34:47But not one of y'all
00:34:48got a pussy
00:34:50worth half a billion dollars.
00:34:53Now, it might be
00:34:54some $250 pussies
00:34:56up in this motherfucker.
00:34:58It might be some
00:34:59$2,500 pussies
00:35:00up in this motherfucker.
00:35:01Might be some $10,000
00:35:03on a Saturday, nigga,
00:35:04because she's been
00:35:04wanting to fuck
00:35:05Halle Berry for a while.
00:35:07But ain't no
00:35:08half a billion dollar
00:35:09pussies on her.
00:35:11Nigga, it's time
00:35:11to take that bitch
00:35:12fishing.
00:35:17That's why billionaires
00:35:18have yachts.
00:35:21What happened to her?
00:35:22She fell overboard.
00:35:24I tried to save her.
00:35:27Nigga, we get back
00:35:28to show, I put seaweed
00:35:29around my own neck.
00:35:30I jumped in.
00:35:31I tried everything
00:35:31to save that bitch.
00:35:33I mean, my wife.
00:35:36What happened to her?
00:35:38Them sharks is
00:35:38ain't up.
00:35:40Them white sharks.
00:35:42Yeah, they racist.
00:35:43They only eat white people.
00:35:45That's why they call
00:35:46them great white sharks.
00:35:47They only eat white people.
00:35:49Even the shark is racist
00:35:50in this goddamn country.
00:35:52They ask the shark,
00:35:52would you eat a nigga?
00:35:53No, no, they're tough.
00:35:54I tried one.
00:35:56I lost a lot of teeth.
00:35:57They fight back.
00:35:57Mexicans.
00:36:04Mexicans, y'all don't know
00:36:05how good y'all got it.
00:36:07You know, even though
00:36:08they got all this shit,
00:36:09they fucking with Mexicans
00:36:10now with this DACA shit
00:36:11and all this shit.
00:36:12And they fucking with
00:36:12really the brain drain
00:36:14that comes from India
00:36:14and other motherfucking nations
00:36:15that got a better education system
00:36:17come over here to get educated
00:36:18and run these motherfucking companies.
00:36:20Nigga, they fucking with
00:36:22the Mexicans, nigga,
00:36:22for some fucking reason.
00:36:23I'm here to tell you, nigga.
00:36:24Mexicans, y'all don't know
00:36:27how good you got it.
00:36:28See, when white people
00:36:29fuck with y'all,
00:36:31Mexico, right next door.
00:36:35Yeah.
00:36:35You can walk home.
00:36:41Nigga, if Africa was that close,
00:36:44now you get what the fuck
00:36:47I'm talking about.
00:36:48Nigga, that first whip,
00:36:49fuck out.
00:36:50Get the children
00:36:51when we all walking home.
00:36:52Get the children, woman.
00:36:55We're getting out
00:36:55of this motherfucker.
00:36:57Who do you think
00:36:57you are hitting me,
00:36:58you son of a bitch?
00:37:00I do not work for free,
00:37:02you motherfucker.
00:37:03My name is not Tyrone.
00:37:05It is not motherfucking Leroy.
00:37:07It is Shaka.
00:37:10Fuck you, get the woman.
00:37:11Children, let's go.
00:37:13We are walking out this bitch.
00:37:18It'd be a mass exodus.
00:37:19And then white people,
00:37:22you would finally
00:37:22have your dream.
00:37:25And all white America,
00:37:27confederate flags everywhere,
00:37:29not a nigga in sight,
00:37:31this country wouldn't be shit.
00:37:35There would be
00:37:37no open brain surgery.
00:37:40We did that.
00:37:41There would be
00:37:44no open heart surgery.
00:37:46We did that.
00:37:48There would be
00:37:49no street lights.
00:37:51That's why they red,
00:37:52yellow, and green.
00:37:53Jamaican flag, nigga.
00:37:57If somebody white did it,
00:37:59it'd be red, white, and blue.
00:38:00You go on to blue.
00:38:02Music wouldn't be shit.
00:38:05There would be no blues
00:38:06for a part progression.
00:38:08There would be no rock and roll.
00:38:09We created that
00:38:09motherfucking extension
00:38:10of the blues.
00:38:11That's right, white folks.
00:38:12We taking our shit back.
00:38:14You better go to
00:38:15Chuck Berry grade
00:38:15and find out who did this shit.
00:38:18There would be no R&B.
00:38:19There would be no funk.
00:38:20There would be no jazz.
00:38:21There would be no bebop
00:38:22turning into hip-hop
00:38:23nonstop motherfucking
00:38:24going around the clock, nigga,
00:38:25until you drop.
00:38:26There would be no gospel
00:38:31worth listening to.
00:38:38All there'd be left, nigga,
00:38:40is twang, twang.
00:38:44Twang, twang.
00:38:47Twang, twang.
00:38:49She ran on with Peely,
00:38:54my favorite dog.
00:38:58I don't know where
00:39:00four-legged fuckers go.
00:39:03Nigga, suicide rate
00:39:05would go up 2,000%.
00:39:07The national anthem
00:39:11would not be worth
00:39:13listening to.
00:39:14Nigga, whenever we sing it,
00:39:17Nigga, Whitney sung it so well,
00:39:19God rest that sister's soul.
00:39:22When Sister Whitney
00:39:23sung it, nigga,
00:39:24she sung it so well,
00:39:26it made a nigga feel like
00:39:27they really wanted us
00:39:28in this country.
00:39:31You understand me?
00:39:32The beginning of the baseball game,
00:39:34Whitney get to
00:39:34hitting that mother fucker.
00:39:35Oh, say.
00:39:38Can you see?
00:39:39I see.
00:39:41By the dawn,
00:39:42early in the morning.
00:39:44Light, light it up,
00:39:45light it up.
00:39:47Nigga, you lead a baseball game
00:39:48all hype, nigga.
00:39:49America, nigga.
00:39:50It's your shit, nigga.
00:39:51Police pull you over.
00:39:55Fuck this motherfucking country.
00:39:58Fuck that goddamn song, too.
00:39:59Y'all would never win
00:40:04another Summer Olympics,
00:40:06white folks.
00:40:06I'm sorry.
00:40:08Scott,
00:40:09Bob, Jill,
00:40:11Sally.
00:40:15No more gold
00:40:16in the summer.
00:40:19I don't even know
00:40:20why white folks
00:40:20show up to the Summer Olympics.
00:40:22You're not gonna beat
00:40:23a nigga in the heat.
00:40:24We're from the hottest
00:40:28continent on Earth.
00:40:31Africa.
00:40:32Originally known
00:40:33as the Cuba Line.
00:40:35You're not gonna beat
00:40:36a nigga in the heat, man.
00:40:37You understand me?
00:40:38Why do you show up
00:40:39for a foot race
00:40:40against black people?
00:40:44Do you really think
00:40:45you can beat us running?
00:40:47We got too much practice,
00:40:48nigga.
00:40:50We run from our pants.
00:40:51Put it down, nigga.
00:40:52Told you when we get
00:40:54to the store
00:40:54you don't pick up
00:40:55a motherfucking thing.
00:40:57We run from gangs.
00:40:58Come here, nigga.
00:40:59Where my shit at?
00:40:59I don't know, cuz.
00:41:04We run from the police.
00:41:06What do you got?
00:41:07Lollipop.
00:41:08Oh, goddamn.
00:41:11You see police helicopters
00:41:12can't catch niggas.
00:41:15You watch that shit
00:41:16first 48.
00:41:17Helicopter.
00:41:17We lost him again.
00:41:19Oh, the nigga jumped
00:41:20over two houses
00:41:21and made a left.
00:41:22You know that race
00:41:28they got, nigga?
00:41:29It's a hundred meter dash,
00:41:31nigga.
00:41:32And it's always 27 niggas
00:41:34from 27 nigga countries.
00:41:37One white dude.
00:41:39Now, you can see
00:41:40on his face
00:41:40when he getting in the blocks.
00:41:41I'm gonna be looking
00:41:53at a lot of nigger ass
00:41:54in a minute.
00:41:56Get it?
00:41:56Cuz they in front of them.
00:41:57The one race
00:42:01that white people
00:42:03think they can beat us in
00:42:04is the long distance race.
00:42:07You see them practicing
00:42:08out here at Boston
00:42:09at the marathon,
00:42:10New York.
00:42:11You know, what are you doing?
00:42:11I'm getting ready
00:42:12for the niggers.
00:42:15Oh, you gotta train.
00:42:16They just got
00:42:17natural ability.
00:42:18Train as you may,
00:42:22white folks.
00:42:23You not gonna beat
00:42:25them three Ethiopians.
00:42:31Regular niggas
00:42:32from America
00:42:33can't beat
00:42:34them motherfuckers.
00:42:36Them eggheads
00:42:37always come in
00:42:38first, second, third, nigga.
00:42:41You not fucking
00:42:42with the eggheads.
00:42:43Nigga, they got
00:42:43them eggheads,
00:42:44bodies, skin and bones.
00:42:46They used to running
00:42:48for weeks.
00:42:50Chasing gazelles
00:42:51for sustenance.
00:42:58Nigga, gazelles
00:42:59be falling down.
00:43:00One of us
00:43:00are going to have
00:43:01to take one.
00:43:04You are the weak one.
00:43:05Only the strong
00:43:06can survive.
00:43:08No, they chased
00:43:09my cousin two weeks
00:43:10ago.
00:43:10They don't stop.
00:43:12They smile
00:43:13when they run.
00:43:14I can hear
00:43:15their teeth chattering
00:43:16in the distance.
00:43:21You know how
00:43:22motherfuckers
00:43:23come across the line,
00:43:24niggas,
00:43:25at the end of the race.
00:43:26They be tired,
00:43:26niggas.
00:43:27They ran for two days.
00:43:32I need some water.
00:43:32Some water.
00:43:34I need some fucking water.
00:43:35niggas.
00:43:37Nigga, them easy
00:43:37obvious come across
00:43:38the line.
00:43:50You want some water?
00:43:51I never touch
00:43:51this stuff.
00:43:54The blood of the gazelle
00:43:55is all the sustenance
00:43:56I need.
00:43:58Who wants to run
00:43:59a gang?
00:44:12Nigga, y'all
00:44:13going to church
00:44:13this Sunday?
00:44:14I suggest
00:44:14everybody
00:44:15get y'all
00:44:16ass to church
00:44:17and get
00:44:18your money back.
00:44:24Hurry up,
00:44:25goddammit.
00:44:26if Joel Osteen
00:44:28didn't prove
00:44:29to you finally
00:44:30what I've been
00:44:30trying to tell you
00:44:31for 30 motherfucking years.
00:44:34It's a goddamn
00:44:35scam, man.
00:44:37God don't live
00:44:38in no church.
00:44:40Nowhere in the Bible,
00:44:41and I've read it
00:44:4217 times,
00:44:42nowhere in it
00:44:43does it say
00:44:44build me a house
00:44:45on 5th and nowhere.
00:44:48I only like
00:44:49stained glass windows.
00:44:51So I don't want
00:44:52nobody looking in
00:44:53on the hustle.
00:44:53I mean the truth.
00:44:54I want hard
00:44:58wooden benches
00:44:59in there
00:45:00because I don't
00:45:01want nobody
00:45:02comfortable.
00:45:04I need a
00:45:04greasy nigga
00:45:05with a perm
00:45:08whose neck
00:45:09looks like
00:45:10a half a pack
00:45:11of hot dogs
00:45:12who's a silver
00:45:14tongue
00:45:15macking
00:45:15motherfucker
00:45:16and he sweats
00:45:19before he starts
00:45:19talking
00:45:20because he's
00:45:22from hell.
00:45:23What you gonna
00:45:24call him?
00:45:25The preacher.
00:45:27I need 12
00:45:29to 15
00:45:30fat bucket
00:45:31of chicken
00:45:31eating bitches
00:45:32with curtains
00:45:34on.
00:45:35What you gonna
00:45:36call him?
00:45:37The choir.
00:45:39I need two
00:45:40homosexuals
00:45:41with tamarines.
00:45:43Why they there?
00:45:44I don't know.
00:45:45I just like
00:45:47how they shake
00:45:47it.
00:45:49I need a
00:45:50old nigga
00:45:51who's seen
00:45:51now.
00:45:53Dress him
00:45:53in purple.
00:45:54Put a lot
00:45:55of medals
00:45:55on him.
00:45:56Sit him
00:45:56right next
00:45:57to the
00:45:57pew.
00:45:58What you gonna
00:45:59call him?
00:45:59The deacon.
00:46:02What you gonna
00:46:02call this
00:46:03organization?
00:46:04Church.
00:46:06Nigga,
00:46:07church done
00:46:07got so bad
00:46:08they got
00:46:08ATM machines
00:46:09in the
00:46:10motherfuckers.
00:46:10Am I
00:46:12bullshitting?
00:46:14Nigga,
00:46:15here's how
00:46:15these preachers
00:46:15preach nowadays.
00:46:16I'm telling you
00:46:17the church
00:46:17is in trouble.
00:46:18Them motherfuckers
00:46:19be in there?
00:46:20Oh yeah,
00:46:20welcome to
00:46:21God's house.
00:46:23How's that?
00:46:24Uh-huh.
00:46:26Now,
00:46:28you see
00:46:29we have
00:46:30installed
00:46:30an ATM
00:46:31machine
00:46:31because some
00:46:33of y'all
00:46:33have been
00:46:34not bringing
00:46:35God's money.
00:46:38Now,
00:46:39you pay
00:46:39your light bill
00:46:40you pay
00:46:41your gas bill
00:46:42you pay
00:46:43your taxes
00:46:44Uncle Sam
00:46:44get his
00:46:45God can't
00:46:46have his.
00:46:46That's why
00:46:47I installed
00:46:48the hot
00:46:49boiling waters
00:46:50of correction.
00:46:53Now,
00:46:53a lot of y'all
00:46:54see the flames
00:46:55at the bottom
00:46:56of the bathtub.
00:46:58Uh,
00:46:58you see,
00:46:59uh,
00:46:59Brother Williams
00:47:00didn't bring
00:47:00God money
00:47:01last Sunday.
00:47:03You're probably
00:47:03looking at
00:47:04these two
00:47:04large swollen
00:47:05niggas here
00:47:06wondering
00:47:06what their
00:47:07purpose is.
00:47:08Go get
00:47:08Brother Williams
00:47:09bring him up
00:47:09here.
00:47:10They dipped
00:47:12that nigga
00:47:12in the hot
00:47:12boiling waters
00:47:13and
00:47:13sound like
00:47:15a screaming
00:47:16donut.
00:47:17That's not
00:47:17what it is.
00:47:18That's the
00:47:18demons
00:47:19leaving him.
00:47:21Look at
00:47:21how fast
00:47:22he ran
00:47:23to get
00:47:23God's
00:47:24money
00:47:24out of
00:47:24the brand
00:47:25new
00:47:25ATM
00:47:26machine.
00:47:27Is there
00:47:27anybody else
00:47:28in here
00:47:29late with
00:47:29the Lord's
00:47:30issue?
00:47:30money?
00:47:31The only
00:47:36difference
00:47:37between a
00:47:38white church
00:47:39and a
00:47:39black church
00:47:40white church
00:47:42will fuck
00:47:43your son.
00:47:43I don't
00:47:46I don't like
00:47:46false
00:47:46indignation.
00:47:47Y'all
00:47:47watch the
00:47:48same
00:47:48goddamn
00:47:48news I
00:47:49watch.
00:47:50Them
00:47:50priests
00:47:50been
00:47:51little
00:47:51boy
00:47:51fucking
00:47:51for
00:47:52quite
00:47:52a
00:47:52while.
00:47:53That's
00:47:53why
00:47:53they
00:47:54wear
00:47:54them
00:47:54white
00:47:54robes
00:47:55nigga
00:47:55they
00:47:55butt
00:47:56naked
00:47:56underneath.
00:47:57They don't
00:47:58even walk
00:47:58to the
00:47:59pulpit
00:47:59they float
00:48:00because
00:48:02little
00:48:02Timmy
00:48:02underneath
00:48:03that
00:48:03butt
00:48:03ass
00:48:03hoe
00:48:03naked
00:48:04on
00:48:04roller
00:48:04skates
00:48:04sucking
00:48:05dick.
00:48:06Now you
00:48:06can go
00:48:07on.
00:48:10Black
00:48:10church
00:48:11will fuck
00:48:12your wife.
00:48:14Nigga
00:48:14if your wife
00:48:15is sitting
00:48:16on the front
00:48:16row at
00:48:17church
00:48:17every Sunday
00:48:18you might
00:48:18want to
00:48:19ask that
00:48:19bitch
00:48:19a couple
00:48:20of
00:48:20questions.
00:48:21What
00:48:22position
00:48:22was you
00:48:23in
00:48:23to get
00:48:24this
00:48:25motherfucking
00:48:25position
00:48:26every
00:48:26Sunday?
00:48:27Because
00:48:28only a
00:48:28black
00:48:28preacher
00:48:29ask
00:48:29your
00:48:29ass
00:48:29shit
00:48:30like
00:48:30this
00:48:30and
00:48:31look
00:48:31at
00:48:31him
00:48:31I
00:48:32was
00:48:32wondering
00:48:33if
00:48:34your
00:48:34wife
00:48:35could
00:48:35stay
00:48:35after
00:48:35for
00:48:36a
00:48:36little
00:48:36private
00:48:37Bible
00:48:37study
00:48:38or
00:48:39look
00:48:39at
00:48:39him
00:48:40what
00:48:41the fuck
00:48:42you
00:48:42gonna
00:48:42tell
00:48:42my
00:48:42bitch
00:48:43you
00:48:44ain't
00:48:44gonna
00:48:44tell
00:48:45the rest
00:48:45of
00:48:45these
00:48:45bitches
00:48:45in
00:48:45here
00:48:46see
00:48:48let
00:48:48me
00:48:48explain
00:48:48me
00:48:49to
00:48:49you
00:48:49partner
00:48:49I
00:48:50don't
00:48:51believe
00:48:51none
00:48:51of
00:48:51this
00:48:51bullshit
00:48:52a
00:48:52motherfucker
00:48:52sleeping
00:48:53in
00:48:53the
00:48:53well
00:48:53for
00:48:53three
00:48:53months
00:48:54I
00:48:54don't
00:48:54know
00:48:54what
00:48:54the
00:48:54fuck
00:48:55this
00:48:55cartoon
00:48:55shit
00:48:56is
00:48:56I
00:48:56only
00:48:56come
00:48:57here
00:48:57to
00:48:57keep
00:48:57this
00:48:58bitch
00:48:58happy
00:48:58I
00:48:59don't
00:48:59give
00:48:59a
00:49:00fuck
00:49:00about
00:49:00you
00:49:00greasy
00:49:00nickel
00:49:01now
00:49:02ask
00:49:02mine
00:49:03another
00:49:03motherfucking
00:49:04question
00:49:04and I
00:49:05got a
00:49:05last
00:49:05question
00:49:05for
00:49:06you
00:49:06how
00:49:06about
00:49:07if
00:49:07I
00:49:07blow
00:49:07your
00:49:08motherfucking
00:49:09brains
00:49:09out
00:49:09so
00:49:10you
00:49:10can
00:49:10see
00:49:11what
00:49:11you
00:49:11thinking
00:49:11is
00:49:12some
00:49:12bullshit
00:49:12well
00:49:15I
00:49:15can
00:49:15see
00:49:16that
00:49:16you
00:49:16was
00:49:16the
00:49:16wrong
00:49:16nigga
00:49:17to
00:49:17ask
00:49:17I
00:49:18see
00:49:19you
00:49:19at
00:49:19the
00:49:19church
00:49:19picnic
00:49:29God
00:49:29is
00:49:29free
00:49:30don't
00:49:30forget
00:49:30it
00:49:31God
00:49:32don't
00:49:32need
00:49:32no
00:49:32money
00:49:32never
00:49:33wanted
00:49:33no
00:49:33money
00:49:33nigga
00:49:34them
00:49:34Romans
00:49:34wrote
00:49:34that
00:49:35in
00:49:35the
00:49:35book
00:49:35tithing
00:49:36God
00:49:36want
00:49:3610%
00:49:37what
00:49:37the
00:49:38fuck
00:49:38would
00:49:38God
00:49:38want
00:49:3810%
00:49:39of
00:49:39what
00:49:39he
00:49:39already
00:49:40own
00:49:40he
00:49:40own
00:49:40everything
00:49:41that's
00:49:42like
00:49:42me
00:49:42ripping
00:49:43my
00:49:43sleeve
00:49:43off
00:49:43sticking
00:49:44in
00:49:44my
00:49:44pocket
00:49:44I
00:49:44already
00:49:44got
00:49:45it
00:49:45every
00:49:48church
00:49:48I've
00:49:49been
00:49:49to
00:49:49not
00:49:49one
00:49:49of
00:49:49them
00:49:50got
00:49:50a
00:49:50tube
00:49:50to
00:49:50suck
00:49:51the
00:49:51money
00:49:51up
00:49:51to
00:49:51God
00:49:51but
00:49:53the
00:49:53greasy
00:49:53nigga
00:49:53with
00:49:53a
00:49:54perm
00:49:54got
00:49:54a
00:49:54mansion
00:49:55a
00:49:55private
00:49:55jet
00:49:55a
00:49:56helicopter
00:49:56four
00:49:57holes
00:49:57and a
00:49:57dog
00:49:58you
00:50:02can't
00:50:03pimp a
00:50:03pimp
00:50:03player
00:50:04I
00:50:04ain't
00:50:04giving
00:50:04you
00:50:04a
00:50:04dime
00:50:05motherfucker
00:50:05fuck
00:50:08you
00:50:08God
00:50:08free
00:50:08get
00:50:09on
00:50:09your
00:50:09knees
00:50:09pray
00:50:09direct
00:50:10to
00:50:10the
00:50:10source
00:50:10nigga
00:50:10he
00:50:11don't
00:50:11need
00:50:12no
00:50:12middle
00:50:12man
00:50:12nigga
00:50:12read
00:50:13the
00:50:13book
00:50:13just
00:50:13don't
00:50:14go
00:50:14to
00:50:14church
00:50:14read
00:50:14it
00:50:14for
00:50:14yourself
00:50:15nigga
00:50:15you
00:50:16know
00:50:16how
00:50:16to
00:50:16read
00:50:16who
00:50:16is
00:50:16this
00:50:17nigga
00:50:17who
00:50:18made
00:50:18this
00:50:18nigga
00:50:18the
00:50:18liaison
00:50:19you
00:50:19can
00:50:19only
00:50:19get
00:50:20to
00:50:20the
00:50:20Lord
00:50:20through
00:50:20me
00:50:21read
00:50:26the
00:50:26motherfucker
00:50:26God
00:50:28said
00:50:28if
00:50:28two
00:50:29or
00:50:29more
00:50:29come
00:50:30in
00:50:30my
00:50:30name
00:50:31I'm
00:50:32in
00:50:32the
00:50:32presence
00:50:32ain't
00:50:32that
00:50:32what
00:50:33he
00:50:33said
00:50:33well
00:50:34there's
00:50:34more
00:50:35than
00:50:35two
00:50:35others
00:50:35I
00:50:36brought
00:50:36the
00:50:37nigga
00:50:37name
00:50:37up
00:50:37that
00:50:38mean
00:50:38he
00:50:39here
00:50:39welcome
00:50:41to
00:50:41church
00:50:41you
00:50:44now
00:50:46here
00:50:46at
00:50:46the
00:50:46Eddie
00:50:47Griffin
00:50:47church
00:50:47I
00:50:47ain't
00:50:48gonna
00:50:48pass
00:50:48the
00:50:48plate
00:50:48around
00:50:49I
00:50:49charge
00:50:49your
00:50:49ass
00:50:50up
00:50:50front
00:50:50I'm
00:50:53honest
00:50:53about
00:50:53my
00:50:53shit
00:50:54Boston
00:50:56y'all
00:50:57fun
00:50:57bunch
00:50:58of
00:50:58motherfuckers
00:50:59not
00:51:09really
00:51:10y'all
00:51:10some
00:51:10fun
00:51:10motherfuckers
00:51:11now
00:51:12look at
00:51:13him
00:51:13oh
00:51:14well
00:51:14shit
00:51:1530
00:51:16years
00:51:17you
00:51:17can
00:51:17tell
00:51:17I
00:51:18still
00:51:18love
00:51:19doing
00:51:19this
00:51:19shit
00:51:19now
00:51:22if
00:51:27I
00:51:27offended
00:51:28anybody
00:51:29in this
00:51:30audience
00:51:30tonight
00:51:31fuck
00:51:32you
00:51:32these
00:51:35are
00:51:35the
00:51:35jokes
00:51:35ha
00:51:36ha
00:51:37you
00:51:38can
00:51:38check
00:51:39your
00:51:39ticket
00:51:39motherfucker
00:51:40it
00:51:40said
00:51:40comedy
00:51:41show
00:51:41it
00:51:42didn't
00:51:42say
00:51:42serious
00:51:43show
00:51:43if you
00:51:43took
00:51:44any
00:51:44of
00:51:44these
00:51:44soliloquies
00:51:45that
00:51:45flew out
00:51:45of my
00:51:46mouth
00:51:46serious
00:51:46you
00:51:47got a
00:51:47problem
00:51:48go get
00:51:49a little
00:51:49couch
00:51:49time
00:51:50sit down
00:51:50discuss it
00:51:51with somebody
00:51:52you got
00:51:52hangups
00:51:53you
00:51:53motherfucker
00:51:54if I
00:51:56offended
00:51:56any white
00:51:57people in here
00:51:58this evening
00:51:58prove me wrong
00:52:20why the fuck
00:52:24y'all like
00:52:24y'all like
00:52:25working
00:52:25hard
00:52:25all the
00:52:25goddamn
00:52:26time
00:52:26be late
00:52:27like a
00:52:28nigger
00:52:28sometimes
00:52:29if I
00:52:34offended
00:52:34any
00:52:36Asians
00:52:36in here
00:52:37tonight
00:52:37cook
00:52:38something
00:52:38without
00:52:39rice
00:52:39shrimp
00:52:42fried rice
00:52:42chicken
00:52:42fried rice
00:52:43rice
00:52:43rice
00:52:43rice
00:52:44people
00:52:45don't want
00:52:45rice
00:52:45in every
00:52:46goddamn
00:52:46thing
00:52:46how about
00:52:48some
00:52:48shrimp
00:52:48fried
00:52:48collard greens
00:52:49that shit
00:52:51sound good
00:52:51in the
00:52:51motherfucker
00:52:52don't it
00:52:52throw some
00:52:53cayenne pepper
00:52:53on that
00:52:54bitch
00:52:54if I
00:52:59offended
00:53:00any
00:53:01african americans
00:53:02in here
00:53:02this evening
00:53:03welcome home
00:53:05you
00:53:05bougie
00:53:05ass
00:53:06niggas
00:53:06if I
00:53:16offended
00:53:16any
00:53:19ladies
00:53:19and
00:53:20womens
00:53:20in here
00:53:21this evening
00:53:21I was
00:53:22talking about
00:53:23bitches
00:53:24and hoes
00:53:25if you
00:53:27were offended
00:53:28if I
00:53:42offended
00:53:42any
00:53:44Christians
00:53:45in here
00:53:45tonight
00:53:46go to
00:53:47hell
00:53:47with
00:53:50gasoline
00:53:50dip
00:53:51draws
00:53:51that
00:53:52way
00:53:53you
00:53:53ignite
00:53:53on arrival
00:53:54I
00:53:55don't
00:53:55want
00:53:55you
00:53:55to
00:53:55miss
00:53:56none
00:53:56of
00:53:56your
00:53:56flame
00:53:57time
00:53:57can't
00:53:59strand
00:53:59Christians
00:53:59the most
00:54:00judgmental
00:54:00motherfuckers
00:54:01on earth
00:54:01only a
00:54:02goddamn
00:54:03Christian
00:54:03you
00:54:03going
00:54:04to
00:54:04hell
00:54:04how
00:54:04the
00:54:04fuck
00:54:05you
00:54:05know
00:54:05like
00:54:06God
00:54:07came
00:54:07down
00:54:07oh let
00:54:08that
00:54:08nigga
00:54:08know
00:54:08he
00:54:08going
00:54:09to
00:54:09hell
00:54:09I'm
00:54:09kind
00:54:09of
00:54:10busy
00:54:10right
00:54:10now
00:54:10shit
00:54:12obviously
00:54:12you
00:54:13didn't
00:54:13read
00:54:13your own
00:54:13book
00:54:13again
00:54:14motherfucker
00:54:14it
00:54:15says
00:54:15judge
00:54:16lest ye be
00:54:16judged
00:54:17only God
00:54:18can judge
00:54:19me
00:54:19you can
00:54:20sit back
00:54:20and enjoy
00:54:21the show
00:54:21and shut
00:54:21the fuck
00:54:22up
00:54:22you hypocrite
00:54:24motherfuckers
00:54:25out smoking
00:54:27dicks and
00:54:27weed all
00:54:28week
00:54:28then put
00:54:29twenty dollars
00:54:30on the plate
00:54:30on Sunday
00:54:31and think
00:54:31you paid
00:54:31for your
00:54:32transgressions
00:54:33like God
00:54:34can't see
00:54:34past your
00:54:35fuck ass
00:54:36terrain
00:54:36at least
00:54:37I'm honest
00:54:38with my
00:54:38heavenly
00:54:38father
00:54:39you know
00:54:39I drank
00:54:39you know
00:54:41I smoke
00:54:42not just
00:54:42cigarettes
00:54:43and I'm
00:54:45a fuck
00:54:45another
00:54:46bitch
00:54:46I'm not
00:54:46married to
00:54:47you made
00:54:49the pussy
00:54:49shouldn't
00:54:49have made
00:54:50it so
00:54:50good
00:54:51nigga
00:54:54pussy
00:54:54like
00:54:54M&M's
00:54:55you can't
00:54:55eat
00:54:56just
00:54:56one
00:54:56if
00:55:05I offended
00:55:06any
00:55:07Muslims
00:55:07in here
00:55:08Asalaam
00:55:09I'm not
00:55:11fucking
00:55:11with them
00:55:11they'll
00:55:12blow us
00:55:12up
00:55:12nigga
00:55:12that was
00:55:23a joke
00:55:24Asalaam
00:55:24Aleikum
00:55:24Hummed
00:55:26the line
00:55:26hummed
00:55:26the line
00:55:27nigga
00:55:27Inshallah
00:55:30nigga
00:55:30Inshallah
00:55:30nigga
00:55:34nigga
00:55:35nigga
00:55:36nigga
00:55:36I was
00:55:37Fuck
00:55:43y'all
00:55:43nigga
00:55:43My
00:55:45brain
00:55:45poppin
00:55:46nigga
00:55:46Nigga
00:55:48Imagine
00:55:50being
00:55:50sperm
00:55:50nigga
00:55:51I was
00:55:54just
00:55:54thinking
00:55:54about
00:55:54this
00:55:54shit
00:55:54Nigga
00:55:55Imagine
00:55:56nigga
00:55:56sperm
00:55:57swimming
00:55:58around
00:55:58in a
00:56:00nigga
00:56:00dick
00:56:00that
00:56:00ain't
00:56:00getting
00:56:01no
00:56:01pussy
00:56:01This
00:56:07show
00:56:08is
00:56:08some
00:56:08bullshit
00:56:08man
00:56:09Nigga
00:56:10we
00:56:10been
00:56:11down
00:56:11here
00:56:11for
00:56:11five
00:56:12years
00:56:12ain't
00:56:14never
00:56:14gonna
00:56:15get
00:56:15see
00:56:15the
00:56:15latter
00:56:15day
00:56:16nigga
00:56:16This
00:56:17nigga
00:56:17I
00:56:18swear
00:56:18to
00:56:18god
00:56:18he
00:56:19ain't
00:56:19shit
00:56:19Why
00:56:21we
00:56:21gotta
00:56:22be
00:56:22in
00:56:22this
00:56:22nigga
00:56:22dick
00:56:23And
00:56:26it
00:56:26look
00:56:26like
00:56:26he
00:56:26gonna
00:56:27get
00:56:27some
00:56:27pussy
00:56:27All right
00:56:29everybody
00:56:30line up
00:56:30this
00:56:30is
00:56:31it
00:56:31Line
00:56:32up
00:56:33nigga
00:56:33this
00:56:33motherfucking
00:56:34got
00:56:34some
00:56:34Nigga
00:56:36the
00:56:36old
00:56:36sperm
00:56:36come
00:56:36by
00:56:37Y'all
00:56:37don't
00:56:37wanna
00:56:37go
00:56:38out
00:56:38there
00:56:38This
00:56:40shit
00:56:41ain't
00:56:41real
00:56:41That
00:56:43nigga
00:56:43jacking
00:56:44off
00:56:44You
00:56:46gonna
00:56:46end
00:56:46up
00:56:46on
00:56:47a
00:56:47towel
00:56:47dry
00:56:49and
00:56:49crunchy
00:56:50I
00:56:52lost
00:56:5250
00:56:53billion
00:56:53sons
00:56:54that
00:56:54way
00:56:54It
00:56:56ain't
00:56:56never
00:56:57been real
00:56:57with
00:56:57this
00:56:58motherfucker
00:56:58That's
00:56:59how
00:56:59I'm
00:57:00still
00:57:00here
00:57:00nigga
00:57:01I
00:57:01know
00:57:01when
00:57:01it's
00:57:01real
00:57:02That
00:57:05motherfucker
00:57:06get
00:57:07some
00:57:07pussy
00:57:07nigga
00:57:08they
00:57:08come
00:57:08out
00:57:08and
00:57:09got
00:57:09a
00:57:09condom
00:57:10on
00:57:10Back
00:57:12up
00:57:13this
00:57:13ain't
00:57:13it
00:57:13Back
00:57:15up
00:57:15I
00:57:16can
00:57:16see
00:57:17it
00:57:17Stop
00:57:18pushing
00:57:19Stop
00:57:19pushing
00:57:20That
00:57:24motherfucker
00:57:24flushed
00:57:24the
00:57:24condom
00:57:25down
00:57:25the
00:57:25toilet
00:57:25We
00:57:26should
00:57:26have
00:57:26listened
00:57:26to the
00:57:27old
00:57:27man
00:57:27Say
00:57:37you
00:57:37finally
00:57:38you
00:57:39finally
00:57:40consummate
00:57:41your
00:57:42relationship
00:57:42and
00:57:43you
00:57:43having
00:57:44sex
00:57:44without
00:57:45a
00:57:45condom
00:57:45and
00:57:46they
00:57:46get
00:57:47to
00:57:47come
00:57:47out
00:57:47into
00:57:47some
00:57:48actual
00:57:48pussy
00:57:49them
00:57:50of us
00:57:50come
00:57:50out
00:57:50rubbed
00:58:00the walls
00:58:01nigga
00:58:01oh it's
00:58:04so juicy
00:58:05nigga
00:58:07the old
00:58:08sperm
00:58:08come out
00:58:08well
00:58:11I
00:58:12be
00:58:12god
00:58:13damn
00:58:13I
00:58:15never
00:58:15thought
00:58:16I'd
00:58:16live to
00:58:17see it
00:58:17which
00:58:20which one
00:58:21of y'all
00:58:21know
00:58:21where
00:58:22the
00:58:22automobiles
00:58:23is
00:58:23come on
00:58:30follow me
00:58:31I know
00:58:31the way
00:58:32to the
00:58:32head
00:58:33shake
00:58:34your tail
00:58:34feather
00:58:35motherfucker
00:58:35shake
00:58:37your tail
00:58:37feather
00:58:37and the
00:58:39motherfuckers
00:58:39start
00:58:39dropping
00:58:40one
00:58:40by
00:58:40one
00:58:41hey
00:58:48hold up
00:58:49pop
00:58:49shit
00:58:51everybody
00:58:51fell out
00:58:52man
00:58:54we've been
00:58:55swimming
00:58:55for a long
00:58:56time
00:58:56how deep
00:58:58is this
00:58:58bitch
00:58:58this bitch
00:59:02deep
00:59:02in the
00:59:03mouth
00:59:03just keep
00:59:05swimming
00:59:05just keep
00:59:05swimming
00:59:06hey pop
00:59:11let's just
00:59:12let's just
00:59:12wait right
00:59:13here
00:59:13take a break
00:59:15like everybody
00:59:15else
00:59:16if we can
00:59:17make it to
00:59:18the egg
00:59:18in the
00:59:19morning
00:59:19junior
00:59:22we ain't
00:59:25gonna make
00:59:26it
00:59:26we've been
00:59:28set up
00:59:29this bitch
00:59:31is on the
00:59:32pill
00:59:32imagine
00:59:52imagine
00:59:54being
00:59:55spurned
00:59:56in a
00:59:57gay
00:59:57motherfuckers
00:59:57dick
00:59:58did nobody
01:00:11clean
01:00:12this bitch
01:00:12out
01:00:13and there
01:00:15is mud
01:00:16everywhere
01:00:16like ain't
01:00:18nothing but
01:00:19corn and
01:00:19peanuts
01:00:20all in
01:00:20this
01:00:20mud
01:00:21I think
01:00:23we're in
01:00:23the wrong
01:00:23spot
01:00:24my
01:00:44motherfucking
01:00:44face
01:00:44getting
01:00:44stunk
01:00:45too
01:00:45nigga
01:00:45alright
01:00:49let's get
01:00:50serious
01:00:50nigga
01:00:56I'd like
01:00:58to
01:00:58pour out
01:00:59some liquor
01:01:01if you
01:01:01don't mind
01:01:02for some
01:01:03loved ones
01:01:03that I lost
01:01:04on this
01:01:04journey
01:01:05for 30
01:01:06years
01:01:06in this
01:01:07game
01:01:07we call
01:01:07entertainment
01:01:08you know
01:01:09what I mean
01:01:09yeah man
01:01:11this first
01:01:12one
01:01:13is going
01:01:15out to
01:01:16brother
01:01:16Charlie
01:01:16Murphy
01:01:17I've had
01:01:31the privilege
01:01:32and the
01:01:33pleasure
01:01:33man
01:01:34of being
01:01:34on tour
01:01:35with brother
01:01:35Charlie
01:01:35for three
01:01:36and a half
01:01:37years
01:01:37damn near
01:01:38four years
01:01:38man
01:01:38up until
01:01:39the day
01:01:39he died
01:01:40you know
01:01:41it was a
01:01:41comedy get
01:01:42down tour
01:01:43with me
01:01:43brother
01:01:43Lopez
01:01:44D.L.
01:01:45Hughley
01:01:45Big Shed
01:01:46the
01:01:46entertainer
01:01:47you know
01:01:47what I mean
01:01:47to watch
01:01:56a man
01:01:56that strong
01:01:57I mean
01:01:57Charlie
01:01:57was a
01:01:57man's
01:01:58man
01:01:58you know
01:01:59he was
01:01:59a man
01:02:00amongst
01:02:00men
01:02:00like
01:02:01a
01:02:01motherfucker
01:02:01you know
01:02:01Charlie
01:02:02walk in
01:02:02the room
01:02:02and everybody
01:02:03like
01:02:03is the
01:02:03nigga
01:02:03gonna
01:02:03kill
01:02:03somebody
01:02:04you know
01:02:06Charlie
01:02:06had a
01:02:07permanent
01:02:07smile
01:02:08you couldn't
01:02:08tell if
01:02:09he was
01:02:09mad
01:02:09or
01:02:10happy
01:02:11but I
01:02:12watched
01:02:13his brother
01:02:13fight
01:02:14cancel
01:02:14and tell
01:02:14all of
01:02:15us
01:02:15not to
01:02:15tell
01:02:16nobody
01:02:16we
01:02:17watched
01:02:17him
01:02:17go to
01:02:17the
01:02:18hospital
01:02:18do
01:02:18chemotherapy
01:02:19on a
01:02:20Wednesday
01:02:20walk
01:02:21out
01:02:22that
01:02:22hospital
01:02:22walk
01:02:23in front
01:02:23of
01:02:2320,000
01:02:24people
01:02:24and
01:02:25kill
01:02:25it
01:02:25on
01:02:26Friday
01:02:26that's how
01:02:28strong
01:02:28his brother
01:02:28was
01:02:29and
01:02:30I
01:02:30I
01:02:36know
01:02:36heaven
01:02:36is
01:02:37funny
01:02:37in
01:02:37a
01:02:37motherfucker
01:02:38right
01:02:38now
01:02:38Dick
01:02:39Gregory
01:02:39just
01:02:40went
01:02:40up
01:02:40there
01:02:40you
01:02:41understand
01:02:41me
01:02:42nigga
01:02:43I
01:02:45know
01:02:45Charlie
01:02:46up
01:02:46in
01:02:46heaven
01:02:46nigga
01:02:47like
01:02:47a
01:02:47motherfucker
01:02:47Charlie
01:02:48Murphy
01:02:48is
01:02:49in
01:02:49heaven
01:02:49darkness
01:02:51is
01:02:51spreading
01:02:52look at
01:02:54Rick James
01:02:55got his feet
01:02:55on guys
01:02:56couch
01:02:56silly
01:02:58motherfucker
01:02:58nigga
01:03:00Prince
01:03:01over there
01:03:01playing
01:03:01butt naked
01:03:02basketball
01:03:02he ain't
01:03:05gonna be
01:03:05up here
01:03:05long
01:03:06this next
01:03:12one
01:03:12is going
01:03:13out to
01:03:14brother
01:03:14Bernie
01:03:14Mack
01:03:14nigga
01:03:24you know
01:03:25Bernie
01:03:25up in
01:03:25heaven
01:03:26what the
01:03:26fuck
01:03:26going
01:03:26on
01:03:27up here
01:03:27though
01:03:27there
01:03:29the
01:03:29angel
01:03:29flying around
01:03:30in the
01:03:31corner
01:03:31over there
01:03:32flying around
01:03:33in the
01:03:33circle
01:03:34in the
01:03:35circle
01:03:36he got
01:03:36one
01:03:36good
01:03:37wing
01:03:37look like
01:03:38a barbecue
01:03:38chicken
01:03:39wing
01:03:39that
01:03:40motherfucker
01:03:40from
01:03:41hell
01:03:41he from
01:03:41hell
01:03:42he burnt
01:03:42up
01:03:43coming
01:03:43up
01:03:43here
01:03:43trying
01:03:44to
01:03:44smile
01:03:44on
01:03:44the
01:03:44motherfucker
01:03:45he spying
01:03:46on
01:03:46the
01:03:46motherfucker
01:03:47spying
01:03:48on
01:03:48the
01:03:48motherfucker
01:03:49hell
01:03:49Nigger, you know Prince up there.
01:04:19Dilly, beloved, we ain't got here today to get to this thing called life.
01:04:38And the word life, that means everyone has a bad long time, but I'm here to tell you.
01:04:47Nigga, you know, Michael is still at the gate, they ain't let the nigga in yet, Michael
01:05:05at the gate, you know who it is, you know who it is, you know who it is, you know who
01:05:17is, Peter, Peter right at the gate, no I don't, you do not fit the description that I have.
01:05:29Then you know Sammy Davis up in that motherfucker.
01:05:41Then you know Sammy Davis up in that motherfucker.
01:05:53Stop it man, stop it.
01:06:05Stop it man, stop it.
01:06:20You guys are kooky man.
01:06:24Excuse me God, you know I've been here for quite a while, and I really adore you man.
01:06:36You're magnanimous in your greatness.
01:06:38There's no one like you, you are the cat of cats, dig that man.
01:06:43And you know since I've been here, you know I've, I've, I've, I've, I've danced for you.
01:06:51You know I, I was just wondering, when do I get a new eye?
01:07:04You know Richard's up in there.
01:07:14He's one of my closest closest niggas for years.
01:07:17And uh, nigga I know pop up in that motherfucker.
01:07:21Excuse me God.
01:07:47I was wondering if I could have a moment of your time.
01:07:52I know that you're a very busy God.
01:07:56You got a whole universe of shit to worry about.
01:07:59You know, white peoples is killing each other.
01:08:02There's an orange motherfucker in the White House.
01:08:05You understand me?
01:08:07Mexicans ain't coming or going, they just confused.
01:08:10Niggas is like, what the fuck?
01:08:12So I know you're busy with all that kind of shit.
01:08:16And you know, we still can't find Kanye.
01:08:23I could have told him about that.
01:08:28Every nigga that fuck one of them goddamn Kardashians come up missing.
01:08:33Or end up in rehab or some kind of shit.
01:08:36Shit, Bruce Jenner was the only white man to beat a nigga in the Summer Olympics.
01:08:40He stuck his dick in the mama and said, fuck it, take my dick, give me a dress.
01:08:45I don't want to bore you with the details.
01:08:50Anyway, I've been on the south side of heaven since I got here.
01:08:55And the peoples over there, they complaining.
01:08:58You know, they didn't want to tell you because they scared of you.
01:09:01You know, they asked me to deliver the message because they know I don't give a fuck.
01:09:05Anyway, you know, you've been known to drown people and find brimstone, lightning.
01:09:10You know, what kind of skill, nigga?
01:09:12Anyway, they said, your son, Jesus, he been over there.
01:09:16The boy ain't took a bath since I been here.
01:09:20He walking on his bath water.
01:09:22The nigga keep walking around.
01:09:24You can't get the nigga wet.
01:09:25He died, showered, raindrops.
01:09:28Look, the people's nose are heightened.
01:09:31We was wondering if you could hit the nigga with a lightning storm.
01:09:36You know, wash him up a little bit.
01:09:39Oh, and the other thing, he's an arrogant motherfucker too.
01:09:43He said he's your only son.
01:09:45You said we are all your children.
01:09:47I'm confused like a motherfucker.
01:09:49You know what I mean?
01:09:50That's some shit you niggas need to get together and discuss.
01:09:52That ain't got nothing to do with me.
01:09:56Well, that aside, on a more personal note, you said heaven is whatever a nigga want.
01:10:08Well, I was wondering, would you mind if I snort the clouds?
01:10:19I been wanting some cocaine since this nigga got up in this motherfucker.
01:10:22Look like cocaine to me.
01:10:24Okay, I can see that I've upset you.
01:10:27I don't want to get struck by the lightning.
01:10:31If you change your mind, I'll be right over here on cloud nine.
01:10:36Ball said love you.
01:10:45Good night.
01:10:46Take the Lord with you.
01:10:48tamam
01:10:54Love you back.
01:10:58You never leave your answers!
01:11:00You have Mrs.
01:11:01You never leave your answer.
01:11:03You just have to look at me.
01:11:05Maybe I haven't ever before me.
01:11:07You must thus shake me,varanya.
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