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From the movie "Beautiful Wedding".

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00:00What's the matter to you?
00:02Hey, you have to know respect.
00:04Hey, what do you think you do?
00:06Hey, why are you looking so sad?
00:08Hey, it's not so bad.
00:10Hey, it's a nice place.
00:12Ah, shut up in your face.
00:16Oh, oh, oh, you're a stork.
00:18Yeah, you're an angry stork.
00:20I don't know. I don't.
00:22What are you doing?
00:24Turn. Baby, turn after.
00:26Thank you. Thank you.
00:28How did you get that? You're good at cards.
00:30I'm good at trades.
00:32I'd love to just hunt one of those things.
00:34Have a little baby pterodactyl above the fireplace.
00:38How about we just stick to deer?
00:40You're up.
00:44Movie?
00:46American in Paris. Yes! The winner.
00:48This is rigged. How's it rigged?
00:50She pointed to me and it's her favorite movie.
00:52I didn't know that was your favorite movie.
00:54I've always planned on living in Paris.
00:56How am I going to pursue criminal justice living in Paris?
01:00I don't know.
01:02I mean, I also didn't know that we were going to get married after three months.
01:10Okay, new game.
01:12Um, how about Never Have Ever?
01:14My favorite game.
01:16I always lose, you know.
01:18Okay, I will start.
01:20Never Have I Ever joined the Mile High Club.
01:24The Mile High?
01:26Um, sexo un avion.
01:28Um, long time ago, back when Pan Am.
01:34I satisfied many.
01:38Oh, did you?
01:39You?
01:40Yeah, yeah, no.
01:41I, uh...
01:42I've broken down a few lavatory doors on United myself.
01:45No.
01:46I knew we had something in common.
01:50Yes, my friend.
01:51Yeah, yes.
01:52I'm gonna go for a walk.
01:55Uh-oh.
01:56I said something bad.
01:59What's her problem?
02:00What's your problem?
02:01You wanna talk about it?
02:16Talk about what?
02:18How we're married and we barely know each other?
02:21That's not true.
02:22I mean, kind of.
02:24I wanna move to Paris and apparently you love having sex on airplanes.
02:28Have you ever stopped to think maybe why I'm against an annulment?
02:33What couple do you know that has survived?
02:35Hmm?
02:36I see your point.
02:45Look, if you're worried about Paris, screw it.
02:51Let's move to Paris.
02:53I can promise you we'll never have a dull moment.
02:58I have no doubt.
03:00Speaking of which, have you ever had pool sex?
03:04Excuse me?
03:09Is it anything like shower sex?
03:12It is.
03:13Only it's a lot prettier in the movies.
03:15Well, I think I'm gonna pass on anything of yours.
03:18Enter any until it's burning a rink.

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