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00:00:00Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to the annual Calgary Wedding Fair.
00:00:04Please visit all the fabulous vendors who will give you lots of great ideas for your wedding.
00:00:09And you'll want to stick around for our bridal fashion show right here in the main concourse.
00:00:14Come see the latest bridal fashions and trends. You won't want to miss it.
00:00:18Of course, don't forget to enter our draw sponsored by Calgary Modern Wedding Magazine.
00:00:24I'm Bob Hines and I'm the editor.
00:00:27One lucky bride and groom will win a $100,000 dream wedding.
00:00:31So fill out your ballots because we'll be announcing the winner right after the fashion show.
00:00:35Best of luck to all of you.
00:00:39And fellas, don't forget, your lovely lady is shopping here today for you.
00:00:44She wants to look good for you.
00:00:46And a happy wife is a happy life.
00:00:49So it's not just ladies here today.
00:00:51There's ladies, there's men, there's everyone, and there's champagne for all.
00:00:56Oh my gosh, Katie, this is beautiful.
00:00:58Look at this.
00:01:02Champagne scented rose petals.
00:01:05Oh, great idea.
00:01:07Perfect smell for a hangover.
00:01:09We have a special on faux rose petals.
00:01:12So plastic, nobody can tell.
00:01:15Oh, well talk to my sister. She's getting married, not me.
00:01:18Oh, I know, dear. I can tell.
00:01:20We also hand dip the chapel flowers to match your hair color.
00:01:26Oh, we're just having a simple quickie wedding.
00:01:28My fiance is from Australia, so he's got to go back.
00:01:32Last week.
00:01:34Oh, I know.
00:01:36I know, we're getting married in two weeks.
00:01:38And then living in Australia.
00:01:40It's all so exciting.
00:01:42Right, Kate?
00:01:44Planet Earth, Kate Wilde.
00:01:47Oh, sorry, I was just looking around.
00:01:50Are these fake?
00:01:52Faux, not fake.
00:01:54Oh my gosh.
00:01:56They're so soft.
00:01:58Both my younger sisters got married before me, dear, so I know how you feel.
00:02:03Right.
00:02:05Yes.
00:02:07Is that champagne?
00:02:09Oh, yes. It's delicious and it's free.
00:02:11Let's go get more.
00:02:18The only way to know if someone sent from above.
00:02:24If a bell rings, it must be love.
00:02:31If only one sweet face can make your poor heart sing.
00:02:36What's this?
00:02:38That's nice. You want like a silky one?
00:02:40Thank you. I love this.
00:02:43Beautiful.
00:02:45Oh my gosh, you look stunning.
00:02:47Do I?
00:02:49I thought you liked it.
00:02:51I love it.
00:02:53Yeah.
00:02:57You're welcome.
00:02:59Can I get a photo?
00:03:01It makes a big heart.
00:03:03Yeah, I love it.
00:03:05Like it?
00:03:07Yes.
00:03:09What happened to you?
00:03:11Oh, wow.
00:03:13You're so smart.
00:03:21That's so cool.
00:03:23Wow.
00:03:25I like that a lot.
00:03:27What the hell?
00:03:29Oh my gosh.
00:03:31You're so beautiful.
00:03:33Oh, that's pretty.
00:03:35Oh, that is beautiful.
00:03:39This is so beautiful.
00:03:41I like it.
00:03:49You're welcome.
00:04:11Yeah, just one more.
00:04:13Just smiling.
00:04:17All right, there it is.
00:04:19Okay, so.
00:04:21You want to get married near the Eiffel Tower, huh?
00:04:23Oui, oui, huh?
00:04:25Or maybe you need something a little more gnarly, right?
00:04:27Hawaii.
00:04:29Oh, yeah.
00:04:31Yeah.
00:04:33I can marry you anywhere in the world, really.
00:04:35I mean, if reality is not good enough for your wedding,
00:04:37just call me.
00:04:39Well, actually, it's just my sister getting married, not me.
00:04:41Are you sure about that?
00:04:43Hmm.
00:04:45I don't know.
00:04:47You know what, I'll even throw in the lucky guy.
00:04:49Oh.
00:04:51You and Jeff look great together.
00:04:53We met at a coffee shop.
00:04:55Do you know him?
00:04:57Is he single?
00:04:59Megs.
00:05:01Oh, I'm just kidding.
00:05:03But you actually do know him?
00:05:05Nah, I got him off the net.
00:05:07I mean, but he looks like a Jeff, right?
00:05:09Or a Kobe, Trey.
00:05:11I don't know.
00:05:13Good-looking people always have good-looking names, don't they?
00:05:15I mean, beautiful women always have beautiful names,
00:05:17right?
00:05:19Hey, have you entered the draw?
00:05:21No, I haven't.
00:05:23But I did see this sign at the front door.
00:05:25I'm sorry.
00:05:27Eager bride.
00:05:33Oh, Megs, this is for our wedding in June.
00:05:35You'll be gone by then.
00:05:37Uh, we will.
00:05:39But you won't.
00:05:41No, no, no, no, no.
00:05:43Good luck.
00:05:45Yep.
00:05:47That's crazy. I don't even have a boyfriend.
00:05:49Well, you better find one fast.
00:05:51Wedding's in June.
00:05:53Katie, chill. What's the big whoopity-doo?
00:05:55What if I win?
00:05:57Then you get like a lot of cool stuff.
00:05:59Look, massages, pedicures, trips.
00:06:01Heck, half this stuff isn't even for weddings.
00:06:03Uh, diamond rings, floral arrangements,
00:06:05and a custom wedding dress.
00:06:07The other half is.
00:06:09Katie, there's like a thousand names in there.
00:06:11Relax.
00:06:15Hey!
00:06:17Hey!
00:06:19Somebody help you out.
00:06:21Hey!
00:06:23Yeah, this feeling's the best.
00:06:25No other sight. There is no second guess.
00:06:27Rhythm and music, they both in your ass.
00:06:29Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-baba.
00:06:31It's in your chest.
00:06:33Yeah, this feeling's the best.
00:06:35No other sight. There is no second guess.
00:06:37Rhythm and music, they both in your ass.
00:06:39Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-baba.
00:06:41It's in your chest.
00:06:43Oh
00:07:13Somebody
00:07:32Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome
00:07:34I'm Bob Hines, and I'm the editor of Calgary modern
00:07:39Marriage magazine and it's time for a lucky lady to win her dream wedding. Let's see who it is
00:07:49You are crazy
00:07:58And the winner of the $100,000 dream wedding is Kate Wilde
00:08:05Kate Wilde
00:08:07Kate Wilde, is that you?
00:08:11Kate Wilde you have to be here to win dear
00:08:17Kate Wilde
00:08:20Well, it's a big building
00:08:23I'll just give her a call and see if she's here.
00:08:27I have to
00:08:30I'm going to kill you. I swear nobody will find your body and no jury would convict me. It's a big day for Kate Wilde
00:08:39Kate Kate Wilde, is that you?
00:08:43Come on up here claim your prize ladies and gentlemen Kate Wilde the winner of the $100,000 dream wedding
00:08:54No, no, there's been some kind of mistake no
00:08:58No, no, uh, do you know what we're just gonna have a little chit-chat we'll be right back. Thank you very much
00:09:06Must be what inertia she'll be right up here in a moment folks $100,000 dream wedding Kate Wilde, isn't it?
00:09:16Next what are you doing? I can't accept this
00:09:20Here you can you won fair and square they picked you I'm not getting married
00:09:26So only you and I know that look do you see any TV crews paparazzi?
00:09:31Outside of this building. Nobody knows and nobody cares. Look not even these businesses care who win. They're just doing this for
00:09:39Publicity and advertising. She's me Kate Wilde there. I'm ready for you. Is everything okay? No, it's not
00:09:47Yes. Yes, everything's fine. She's just a little shy
00:09:51Could you just give us one more minute?
00:09:53Okay, thanks
00:09:56Katie
00:09:57The next couple months. What are you gonna do? Well work? No, no, I mean to meet people
00:10:04specifically single men type people
00:10:06office parties bars
00:10:09Craigslist what okay fine. What about just going out on the town and getting pampered and waxed massaged new clothes new look
00:10:18$100,000 new you how does that sound? What about the other women the real bride?
00:10:23Who's to say by June? You won't be a real bride
00:10:26history logic reality
00:10:30We're being proactive make it happen
00:10:33Okay, fine, then do it for me. I'm not gonna see you for a really long time
00:10:39Katie this is a gift from God. We could do all of this fantastic stuff together
00:10:46God Katie for once in your life. Don't be sensible
00:10:50Live it up. You could meet more people and have more fun than you've had in forever
00:11:00Okay, but you're forgetting something what
00:11:03the wedding
00:11:0550% of the bride and groom thing. It's missing. Well, you just
00:11:11Break up with who?
00:11:13Oh
00:11:15Raul
00:11:17Raul Raul Ted Fred, it doesn't really matter. You just say that your guy gets cold feet
00:11:25My darling Kate, it's not you it's me
00:11:29I'm just not quite ready to commit but I hope in case spare me. I know the drill
00:11:37Okay, I am crazy to even think this but
00:11:41Maybe
00:11:44The day after you leave I could call them and tell them that the wedding is off and
00:11:50They'll have time to find a real bride. Yeah
00:11:55You are insane I am insane for listening
00:11:58Yeah, it runs in the family. Look Katie you're doing this
00:12:03If you don't you're gonna regret it for your entire life. Oh, I already regret it
00:12:09No more talk, come on
00:12:25Kate Wilde has won a hundred thousand dollar dream wedding and she just has to come up and get her prize. Come on up Kate
00:12:32We're back
00:12:34Sorry everyone new bride nerves, you know how it is Kate. Are you here? Ah
00:12:39ladies and gentlemen our winner Kate Wilde
00:12:47Congratulations
00:12:49welcome
00:12:50Welcome and congratulations on winning a hundred thousand dollar dream wedding just for you. Thank you. Yes. Sorry
00:12:57She's a little shy. I am Kate's sister and I will be accepting on her behalf. So
00:13:03Thank you
00:13:05Very nice of you a bridesmaid
00:13:08Yeah. Yep. I sure am. Look we're in a bit of a hurry. Yes. I saw that. I saw that
00:13:13I saw your rush off there now Kate. It almost looked like you did not want to win this contest, but that can't be right
00:13:20So tell me Kate is your wonderful fiancee here with you today?
00:13:25No, no, you know men they'd rather have dental surgery than be dragged to this place
00:13:31My own fiancee refused to come oh
00:13:34So you're getting married as well
00:13:36Yes. Yes, I am. Um, she proposed last week. Oh, that's wonderful. Congratulations to you both now Kate
00:13:43I'm sure you'd love to have your fiancee standing right next to you on this special day
00:13:47Why don't we give him a call and explain to him all the wonderful things that have happened to you? No, no, no
00:13:54No, we can't
00:13:55He is in
00:13:58Mexico Mexico. Yes way up in the mountains all the mountains by
00:14:03The ocean. Yes, and there's no cell phones there. Heck. There's not even internet. He's a doctor a doctor
00:14:10And he also builds homes for the poor
00:14:14Anyway, we really have to go so if we could just build homes for the poor in Mexico ladies and gentlemen, I ask
00:14:24You must be so proud of him she is she
00:14:27Really really is she just can't stop talking about him except for right now. So, um, we just got a what's his name?
00:14:36Raul
00:14:39Raul yes, um, Raul
00:14:43decredenza
00:14:46Yes, six four. Oh
00:14:49Great. But oh
00:14:50Sounds lovely. Anyway, we are actually on our way to the airport. We've got to go get Andy
00:14:55Would you come up and take a couple of photographs of our winner, please in her sister's?
00:15:01All right, right there and smile
00:15:09All right, well congratulations
00:15:14Hi, hi, I just need this we need to get to the airport. Oh, please allow us to take you to the airport
00:15:19No, please. We have a stretch limousine at your disposal
00:15:22What?
00:15:23stretch limo
00:15:28Limo yes
00:15:30Yeah, actually we could just take a couple more pictures more pictures Andy if you would all right
00:15:35Yeah, not a problem. You know the drill right in the lens
00:15:39smile thing again
00:15:44Yeah, say I love weddings I love wedding
00:15:47I love wedding
00:15:50Stretch limo, baby
00:15:52Every Sunday till the big day you mean our court date when we get sued
00:15:57What do you mean? Oh, we stranger. I've been carjacked taken hostage. I can't believe I let you talk me into this
00:16:04Oh, yes a limo champagne
00:16:07I
00:16:09Swear I am an only child. You must have been adopted by some depressed Swedish Puritans or something mom dad
00:16:16My friends. Oh Kate. Nobody knows except for you and I and even if someone does find out
00:16:22What's the big deal? You've won a big prize at the wedding fair. Yeah a wedding
00:16:26Usually that involves two people
00:16:34Oh, let's have lunch at let Jeff horse French food Kate
00:16:41Oh
00:16:44I am so having this
00:16:47What is it? I?
00:16:48Have no idea, but it's a hundred bucks. So
00:16:51Must be good. Oh you and Dave go we can't
00:16:55You have to be there. You're the bride remember
00:17:04We're here
00:17:07Uh, where the airport
00:17:22Thank you
00:17:26First time in a limo and nobody we know sees us. Oh, thank God need help with anything
00:17:31Yeah, actually you can just take us back take you back
00:17:35I don't know. Thank you so much for the ride. We're okay. Yes. Thank you. It was lovely
00:17:41Um, we'll see you next Sunday, right? Hey, what are you doing in June? Sorry?
00:17:47She was dropped on her head as a baby, you know, maybe stuck up working a toaster at one point
00:17:52Thank you so much. Limo is beautiful. You take care now. We gotta catch our flight
00:17:58Our bags are in there with our fiance. That's fine. Thank you. Take care now
00:18:05Okay
00:18:09We have had our fun
00:18:14No, we are just getting started no, we are not we are going home
00:18:19Wait, we're supposed to meet Dave after the fair. Oh my gosh with everything going on. I totally forgot
00:18:30Hello
00:18:32We're at the airport you're where at the airport
00:18:37We don't have our car. It's kind of a long story Megan. I'm at the consulate
00:18:42You need to be here with me Crockett's really a million things to do and you go to the bloody airport
00:18:48Where's your car?
00:18:50at the fair
00:18:52We drove here in a stretch limo. It was fantastic. I don't have a rough
00:18:56But I'm a rat backside of flying dingos took you
00:19:00You've got to be more responsible just just get here as fast as you can. Okay. Bye. I love you
00:19:11We need two taxis, I've got to go to the consulate passport stuff you okay
00:19:18Just stressed the wedding the trip
00:19:23We fought more in the past six days than we have in the entire six months
00:19:27God 60 million men in this country and I marry an Australian
00:19:33But I'm glad we won this thing it's fun today, huh Raul de Firenza
00:19:40De credenza Raul de credenza. Mm-hmm. Six four blue eyes. Yeah funds a steal. I know
00:19:47You are a nut
00:19:49Why couldn't you run with John Smith that name?
00:19:51They can't check up on who the wedding cops like nobody cares Kate in two weeks. You and Dave will be split up and it's over
00:20:00What it was a good idea no make you said Dave not Raul
00:20:04Uh, nobody cares what you call your fake husband the next two weeks this you and me are gonna bump it like a trumpet
00:20:11Am I right?
00:20:14Relax
00:20:17Nobody knows but us. Okay, and I'm not gonna tell so unless we get caught. Oh
00:20:24I'm kidding. I'm kidding. Look, I'll call you when I'm done. Okay, but tomorrow first thing we're going to the spa
00:20:40Maybe
00:20:42The day after you leave I could call them and tell them that the wedding is off and
00:20:48They'll have time to find a real bride. Yeah
00:21:12Oh
00:21:42Oh
00:22:05That's perfect, thank you
00:22:12Oh
00:22:24Feeling better less paranoid
00:22:28Kinda yeah
00:22:30Good. I was worried you'd enter into a witness relocation program
00:22:35Oh
00:22:40Again
00:22:43Congratulations, it is a shame that your fiance couldn't join us
00:22:48so
00:22:50Will you guys be ready to order?
00:22:52I'm making you go
00:22:54Hello, this Kate. Well
00:22:57Yep. Thank you. Hi Kate. It's Bob Hines editor of Calgary modern wedding magazine
00:23:03I
00:23:04Remember we met yesterday. I
00:23:07Yes, yes
00:23:09Have you used any of your prizes yet?
00:23:13What's wrong
00:23:17Mr. Hines, I'll pay it all back every penny even for the wine. I'm sorry, you know, I've been drinking I wasn't thinking
00:23:24Please forgive me. I'll deal with this later
00:23:28Mr. Hines, okay. Okay. I'm sorry. It's just a madhouse here today. Okay, we're gonna need photographs of you and roll
00:23:35That's for our June issue
00:23:37No, Andy Swenson is going to be the photographer. He'll take the shots and I certainly
00:23:43Know I have to tell him
00:23:45Mr. Hines, let me hey
00:23:48Hi, this is Megan Kate sister
00:23:52Do you always speak for Kate? Yes, I do look we'll get you those pictures, but we gotta go hi, okay
00:24:01Charming lady, what are you doing? Give me that? No Kate. We're fine. They don't know they will soon
00:24:07Give me that no Kate. Look they just want pictures of you and some guy. What's the big deal?
00:24:12You guys are gonna be broken up. Anyway, by the time the magazine comes out, they'll just pull the photo
00:24:16uh, what photo and
00:24:18What guy any photo of you and any guy
00:24:25Dave Dave will do it
00:24:28He's tall. He's good-looking. He's got a great butt Megs. What do we tell him? Huh?
00:24:34How do we explain to him that he's posing for wedding photos with me?
00:24:40Megan oh
00:24:42My gosh, he already knows you already told him. Oh
00:24:46I'm sorry. I had to tell him he was so mad at me yesterday. Look you should see our passport pictures
00:24:52We were both so upset. We look horrible
00:24:59You know these past couple days, I don't know if I'm doing the right thing
00:25:03Megan he loves you and you love him. I know I know
00:25:08It's just with him proposing and me leaving it's just all happening so fast and
00:25:14Cut in two weeks. I'm gonna be in a whole different country with a husband and without mom without dad
00:25:21Without my big sister. Oh
00:25:24I'm such a baby. I can't stand it. No, no, no, you're actually very brave. I'm the one who's backed out twice
00:25:32Heck look at me now. I can't even go through with a fake wedding
00:25:36Did you tell anyone else hmm Meg's
00:25:40What is it all over your Facebook? No, no. No, it's just one
00:25:45little email
00:25:46Vicki, oh I swore to her complete and total secrecy. Mmm, I can hear a hundred Twitter spreading the news
00:25:53Um, no, Kate, that's so not happening. Look
00:25:56Dave and I will come to your wedding. I promise you
00:25:59No, uh, they want the photographer from the wedding fair, you know the guy with the beard. Hmm. All right, sure we'll do it. Oh
00:26:06You and Dave should totally have a fight, you know, like a little argument that way it sort of sets the seeds for the eventual breakup
00:26:12Huh? What do you think? I think we're both gonna be wearing straight jackets soon. Oh
00:26:18Okay, it's just 13 minutes. I'm gonna go get my stuff. I'll be right back. I'm gonna go get my stuff
00:26:22I'm gonna go get my stuff. I'm gonna go get my stuff. I'm gonna go get my stuff
00:26:25I'm gonna go get my stuff. I'm gonna go get my stuff. I'm gonna go get my stuff
00:26:28It's just 13 more days and then
00:26:30I'm sorry. I've got frozen female feet weddings off. Bye
00:26:35Give me that
00:26:39Where's the waiter
00:26:53Hey guys
00:26:55Hey darling wife, oh, yeah, look, thanks for doing this
00:26:59I know it seems crazy, but Megan talked me into it. Me too
00:27:03I was gonna refuse but then it dawned on me things just might work out. Oh
00:27:09Boy, crikey, I'm bloody well married yet. All right, we should get going. I only have an hour Catherine. Sorry. Excuse me
00:27:16Before you go these rental contracts, what about them? Oh, well, you see there's an important disclosure failure here
00:27:23your wedding
00:27:26What are you talking about? Oh my god, and you must be the lucky man am I
00:27:38Listen guys, this is very nice of you, but I'm you didn't have to do this because oh we know I mean
00:27:43What could we possibly get you you already have everything you need?
00:27:46Actually, I don't that's the problem. Um, oh, this is embarrassing. Um, bottom line. I'm not getting married
00:27:53I've been drinking. I wasn't thinking and I made a very big mistake guys guys. Come on
00:28:00You'll work through this again
00:28:02They're just going through a little bit of a rough patch Megan
00:28:05I will push your head through a rough patch if you don't shut up
00:28:08It happens to all couples before weddings, you know the stress the travel passports
00:28:14But I'm sure these two will work it out
00:28:17We just have to talk
00:28:21I'm sure it'll work out. I mean trust me. I'm a bit of an expert been married three times
00:28:27You do have a prenup though, right?
00:28:36You are embarrassing me in front of my co-workers Megan this is over done finished see this take a good look
00:28:43I'm in the paper for goodness sake what some neighborhood rag that maybe ten people will ever see they saw it
00:28:49Anyway, I told them that I'm not getting married. So this is it. It's over
00:28:53No, Kate. It's not over not until we tell the wedding people and we'll do that after we have our fun
00:28:59Look Kate you agreed to do this. Come on. That was before my
00:29:03Co-workers found out that I'm marrying my sister's fiance. Oh, they don't know who Dave is
00:29:07They will in two weeks when they see you two in the paper cutting wedding cake
00:29:11So they'll just think he moves fast and that I'm a tramp
00:29:16Look, I'm leaving anyway, remember I'm not I have to deal with this
00:29:21Look Megan. I love you, but you were 26. It is time for you to grow up
00:29:27You mean be like you what's that supposed to mean?
00:29:30What you don't want to be boring sensible and afraid of commitment jeez, what's so bad about that
00:29:39The only thing worse would be an irresponsible immature girl who'd marry a man she's only known for six months
00:29:45Sounds great. Sign me up. I
00:29:48did
00:29:51This is ridiculous, I can't believe we're arguing about it. Oh, I know
00:29:55If you want to call it quits and break poor Dave's heart do it at least we had one fun day
00:30:05Well, I did tell the truth about me not getting married
00:30:09So if you are going to guilt trip me into having fun
00:30:12You better go get my future ex-husband. Um, yeah, before he dumps us both
00:30:19I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry
00:30:21Yeah, before he dumps us both
00:30:29I'm sorry, but if you don't have an appointment with mr. Hines, you can't see him today
00:30:36He'll want to see me
00:30:40Mr. Hines
00:30:47This is gonna be great I have thought this all through
00:30:51Dave you're really gonna pretend to be Raul de credenza. Si, senorita. No problemo, love
00:30:59What subtle end of all is he poking through? Oh just a wee bit there mate
00:31:06Actually Dave and I have come up with a plan right honey bunny right piggy bear and what is that plan a good one?
00:31:12Just let me do something. Ah, that's how I got into this mess in the first place. So please tell me the plan
00:31:18I can't believe you don't trust me. Look when we go in there Dave
00:31:21I mean Raul
00:31:24Speaks no English
00:31:30Right, and then how do we talk to him? Oh
00:31:37Should have made him a mute we could have used sign language. It's truth. That's a ripe right idea
00:31:45Why what it is
00:31:47So, what do we do now?
00:31:49Come on love
00:31:52It doesn't matter it's photographer book. Okay
00:31:58No English it is
00:32:10Hello Andy
00:32:14Anybody here. Hello
00:32:18Yeah, be right there
00:32:24Hi
00:32:26Hi, I'm Megan. I remember hi Megan and hi Kate. Yes. I see you again. It must be Raul
00:32:32Tell me how does it feel to be the winner of a hundred thousand dollar wedding? Raul does not speak any English. Oh, uh,
00:32:39Or Spanish really
00:32:42That must prove difficult working in Mexico saving children. Uh, yeah, look we're in a bit of a rush. So, oh
00:32:50Yes, the pictures, right? Yeah. Well, hey, I saw you guys walking in took the liberty of just grabbing a few candidates
00:32:56I've got one here. That's I think really special
00:32:58This is gonna be one interesting wedding album. Mm-hmm. Yes you see in Raul's country
00:33:07Men kiss the bride's sister Megan
00:33:11Give it a rest. Okay, we're busted. Yeah, I reckon so. Sorry, man
00:33:15I got to go. Bye. Love you. Bye
00:33:20I
00:33:22The bride's sister.
00:33:24Megan, give it a rest, okay? We're busted.
00:33:27Yeah, I reckon so.
00:33:28Sorry, mate. I feel like a bloody fool now.
00:33:30Oh, I mean, she speaks kind of English.
00:33:32Hi. Andy.
00:33:33Where you from?
00:33:34Australia.
00:33:35Dave, why?
00:33:36Megan and I, we're getting married.
00:33:38And I am not.
00:33:40But I think I told you that at the fair, didn't I?
00:33:42Yes.
00:33:43Well, you must think we're idiots.
00:33:45Or crazy.
00:33:46Or both.
00:33:47Actually, I'm just more curious as to why you even entered the contest.
00:33:50Oh, I didn't. No.
00:33:53Look, I never thought that she would win.
00:33:55And when she did, I thought,
00:33:58yeah, we'll just have some fun and maybe she'll meet a nice guy.
00:34:01I was only gonna do it for two weeks.
00:34:03That's how long Megan and Dave are in town for.
00:34:05And then I was gonna have a breakup.
00:34:07And then they could pick someone else.
00:34:08Look, we didn't mean any harm by it.
00:34:10We were just having fun.
00:34:12So please don't turn her in now.
00:34:15Oh, like to the marriage police?
00:34:17Yeah, drop the ring.
00:34:18Come on with your hands up.
00:34:20So you're not mad?
00:34:22No, not at all.
00:34:24This is hilarious.
00:34:25You guys are great.
00:34:25I mean, I got a warped sense of humor.
00:34:27So as far as I'm concerned,
00:34:28you can just milk this like as long as you need to.
00:34:31Really?
00:34:31Yeah.
00:34:33Well, in that case.
00:34:34No, no.
00:34:36Two weeks.
00:34:37This has been stressful enough.
00:34:38I feel like I'm actually getting married.
00:34:40You got that right.
00:34:42No offense, mate.
00:34:43But what's with all the bloody frou-frou?
00:34:44Imagine bloody teacups and napkins.
00:34:47Christ.
00:34:48Christ.
00:34:50Me and Meg's are having a simple quickie wedding.
00:34:52And it's still a nightmare.
00:34:54Uh, thanks.
00:34:55A lot.
00:34:55You know what I mean.
00:34:56What should be so simple usually just turns
00:34:58into a cocked up footie scrum bash.
00:35:01What?
00:35:01I don't know.
00:35:02But, uh, I'm gonna buy a book.
00:35:04I think what he's trying to say is,
00:35:05correct me if I'm wrong,
00:35:06you want like a more simple wedding,
00:35:07like Vegas style?
00:35:09Just 50 bucks, five minutes, you're out?
00:35:10Or 50 bucks?
00:35:12Uh, hey, look.
00:35:14A wedding is every woman's once in a lifetime special day.
00:35:18There should be roses.
00:35:19There should be candles and doves.
00:35:21And it should be romantic.
00:35:23Right, Kate?
00:35:24Well, seeing as I'm having a $100,000 wedding, I agree.
00:35:28Katie, if you find the right guy now,
00:35:30you'll be quite the catch.
00:35:31Except he'll have to marry me in a few months.
00:35:33And we all know how well quickie marriages turn out.
00:35:37We're wasting your time.
00:35:38Very sorry to bother you.
00:35:39But it was very nice to have met you.
00:35:41It was nice to have met you as well.
00:35:42And you're not bothering me at all.
00:35:44In fact, Kate,
00:35:45I mean, are you into tall, handsome men?
00:35:47She is, mate.
00:35:48But I'm taking it.
00:35:50OK.
00:35:51Well, I work with models all the time.
00:35:53So I was thinking, what if I just spoke to a few of them
00:35:55and told them that, you know, they would be part of this
00:35:57dream wedding campaign, right?
00:35:59And you just need to pretend to be a groom for two weeks.
00:36:02I mean, a lot of them would probably come out for free
00:36:04just to get their faces out there.
00:36:07Uh, yeah.
00:36:08I don't know.
00:36:16It's not a bad way to meet somebody.
00:36:19Oh, my God.
00:36:19It's a great idea.
00:36:20Look, Katie, look at these hunks.
00:36:23They're gorgeous.
00:36:27Just like you, honey.
00:36:30All right, let's pick a hottie.
00:36:32Oh, come on, Megs.
00:36:33I mean, I can't just let them...
00:36:34Wow.
00:36:35He's fit.
00:36:36Uh, yeah.
00:36:37Uh, Glenn.
00:36:38Glenn.
00:36:39Yeah, Glenn.
00:36:40Yeah, he's a fitness and sport model.
00:36:42But, uh, yeah.
00:36:44Uh-uh.
00:36:44No?
00:36:45No.
00:36:47Trust me.
00:36:50Oh, what about him?
00:36:53Or him?
00:36:54Or him?
00:36:56Or him?
00:36:57Or him?
00:36:58Or him?
00:36:58Babe, babe.
00:37:01I think she can only choose one.
00:37:03That's coming from the guy marrying two sisters.
00:37:06Okay, guys, guys.
00:37:07I don't know about this.
00:37:09I mean, yes, they are very good looking.
00:37:12But I'm attracted to someone with a good sense of humor
00:37:14and someone I can actually talk to.
00:37:17God, Katie, what's wrong with you?
00:37:18You drive me crazy.
00:37:19You know, Kate, I wouldn't judge a handsome buck
00:37:21by its cover too quickly.
00:37:22I mean, a lot of these guys are students.
00:37:23Pre-med, pre-law.
00:37:25Actually pretty bright.
00:37:26And they're hot.
00:37:27Look, Katie, you so totally have to do this.
00:37:30Please?
00:37:33I guess, baby.
00:37:36Yay, we can double date.
00:37:37So, Biff, how much weight did you lift today?
00:37:40Small country?
00:37:41Belgium?
00:37:44Either way, we still have to be kind of careful.
00:37:46Some of them are married.
00:37:47Some of them have girlfriends.
00:37:48And then some of them are married with girlfriends.
00:37:53Yeah, I don't know how that works.
00:37:56Hello?
00:37:57Kate Wilde?
00:37:58Bob Hines, hi.
00:38:00Listen, Kate, I was just wondering.
00:38:02Have you and Rule had a chance to get to the studio
00:38:04and get those pictures taken yet?
00:38:07No.
00:38:08No, we haven't just yet.
00:38:09Would you mind holding on just a second?
00:38:12Oh, it's the magazine guy.
00:38:13He wants to know if we've done the pictures yet.
00:38:15I really don't like this.
00:38:17Bob Hines?
00:38:18Yeah.
00:38:18You mind if I take it?
00:38:24Bob, hey, it's Andy Swenson here.
00:38:26Listen, could you call back?
00:38:27I am literally just about to shoot Kate
00:38:30and her fiance right now.
00:38:32Yeah, with a camera.
00:38:32Yeah.
00:38:34No, yeah, they're a wonderful couple.
00:38:36Yeah.
00:38:37No, not a problem.
00:38:38Yeah, absolutely.
00:38:39I'll email you as soon as I have the images.
00:38:41Yeah, okay.
00:38:43Bye.
00:38:46Well, I mean, it's possible that he suspects something.
00:38:49Either way, we should probably pick you a groom real quick.
00:38:51No, no, no.
00:38:52If he suspects something, I really don't want to get you into trouble.
00:38:54Ah, no skin off my back.
00:38:56I mean, as far as I'm concerned, you came in,
00:38:58I shot you and your fiance, and he happens to be a model.
00:39:00Yeah, look, what's the big deal?
00:39:02You're going to break up with this guy in two weeks anyway.
00:39:04Unless my mail order husband plan works.
00:39:09Pick a dude.
00:39:10I'm sorry, Joanne, but our photographer, Andy Swenson,
00:39:13says that Kate and Raul are at the studio
00:39:15getting their pictures taken as we speak.
00:39:17And I'm telling you that that is a crock.
00:39:20This chick, she ain't getting married.
00:39:22Okay?
00:39:22Just listen again.
00:39:25Oh, please.
00:39:35Let's go out for pride.
00:39:36No.
00:39:37No, that is not what she is saying.
00:39:38I'm sorry, Joanne.
00:39:40I don't know what they're saying.
00:39:41I don't know who these people are.
00:39:43All I see are feet.
00:39:45And quite frankly, dear, I don't know who you are.
00:39:48Okay?
00:39:48So I don't want to be rude,
00:39:50but I think it's time that you left.
00:39:52All right?
00:39:53If I can prove it, will you give me the prize?
00:39:55Mr. Hines.
00:39:57Do we have a deal?
00:39:58Sure.
00:39:59Yeah.
00:40:00Yes.
00:40:00Yes.
00:40:01You will.
00:40:01Yes.
00:40:01You bet.
00:40:02Yes.
00:40:03Yes.
00:40:03Yes.
00:40:04Yes.
00:40:04Andy Swenson, yes?
00:40:05Yes.
00:40:07Wait!
00:40:09You have a call online, too,
00:40:11and we need you to make a decision
00:40:12on these fabrics really quick.
00:40:14Carrie, get touch of the printers, please.
00:40:18Okay, yeah.
00:40:20As much fun as this is,
00:40:22Megan and I still have some easel work to sort out.
00:40:24So if you'll excuse us.
00:40:28I'll take this for you, Katie.
00:40:30I'll help you.
00:40:31I'm sure she can handle it.
00:40:34Really, it's not a problem.
00:40:37It's nice to meet you, mate.
00:40:39Good sport.
00:40:40Okay.
00:40:41See you later.
00:40:41Yeah.
00:40:42Megan.
00:40:44I'm gonna need that back.
00:40:47I know.
00:40:55Need the other one, too.
00:41:05Have fun.
00:41:08You want lunch?
00:41:09Yeah.
00:41:10You like soup and a sandwich?
00:41:11I mean, it's not fancy, but it's free.
00:41:13Sure.
00:41:14Follow me.
00:41:17Aw, that was nice of him to do that for Kate.
00:41:21What?
00:41:22Come on, love.
00:41:23You think if your sister looked like a wall of his backside,
00:41:25he'd be doing this?
00:41:26Your bloke fancies her.
00:41:28Wants to give her the hard words.
00:41:29The what?
00:41:30The hard words.
00:41:31I don't know what you bloody well call it in this country,
00:41:33but down under,
00:41:33you put the hard words to a she that you like.
00:41:36I cannot go to Australia.
00:41:37I do not speak that language.
00:41:39Oy, I'd learn Megan like,
00:41:41oh my god, it's so totally awesome.
00:41:43Bye.
00:41:47So, are you telling me that when we first met,
00:41:50you put the hard words to me?
00:41:53Oh, love, it's just an expression.
00:41:55Well, it doesn't sound very romantic,
00:41:56and it makes me wonder what kind of country we'll be living in.
00:41:59Trust me, you'll love it in Oz.
00:42:02You'll never want to come back.
00:42:06And then they called my name,
00:42:10and I just about had a heart attack.
00:42:12And then I realized,
00:42:12no, I can't die yet.
00:42:13I have to strangle Megan first.
00:42:16Well, I remember thinking,
00:42:18wait a minute,
00:42:19she just told me she was single like 15 minutes ago.
00:42:21How'd she meet a guy so fast?
00:42:23But don't worry, I'm used to that.
00:42:25I've had women on death row tell me,
00:42:26you know what, Andy?
00:42:28I'm just not ready for a relationship right now.
00:42:31I'm kidding.
00:42:32She wasn't on death row yet.
00:42:34No, I got a twisted sense of humor.
00:42:36I told you that, remember?
00:42:37That's probably why I'm still single.
00:42:38I know, huge fuck, huge.
00:42:40Actually, I am surprised.
00:42:43No, really.
00:42:43I mean, you're funny.
00:42:45You're very nice.
00:42:47Not that word.
00:42:49What word?
00:42:49Nice.
00:42:51Yeah, it's usually followed by the dropping of an F-bomb.
00:42:55Friends.
00:42:56Come on, you know it's true, right?
00:42:58Hey, Andy, you're really nice.
00:43:00Let's just be friends.
00:43:02It's a zone.
00:43:03Yeah, women want the bad boy.
00:43:05Well, that's not true.
00:43:07Really?
00:43:08Okay.
00:43:09Please look at exhibit A.
00:43:10Look at his face.
00:43:11Exhibit A, B, and C.
00:43:14None of them are smiling.
00:43:15They're all going for this police lineup look.
00:43:17Okay, they're like, hey baby, you want to go on a date?
00:43:21We could end up in the back of a cop car
00:43:23and we'll write a song about it.
00:43:24That sounds very appealing.
00:43:26But it sells.
00:43:27Listen, bad boys are exciting, right?
00:43:29Nice guys are not.
00:43:30Women want the challenge of taming the bad boy.
00:43:33Nice guys are already tamed.
00:43:34There's no challenge.
00:43:34Okay, well, what about bad girls?
00:43:36What about them?
00:43:38Other than, well, God bless them.
00:43:43I think that men want the, uh, the bad girl.
00:43:51That was good.
00:43:52Thanks.
00:43:54You know what?
00:43:55I think most men are just trying to get a girl.
00:43:57And it's hard, good or bad.
00:44:00Well, if you feel that way, Andy,
00:44:01then why don't you just become a bad boy?
00:44:04You know what?
00:44:06I tried.
00:44:07How?
00:44:08I drink straight out of the carton.
00:44:10Come on.
00:44:10Yeah, don't even use a glass.
00:44:12I'll have an after eight dinner mint at 530.
00:44:14I don't care.
00:44:16Yeah.
00:44:16You know what?
00:44:16I'm going to try the face.
00:44:17Brace yourself.
00:44:25That's terrifying.
00:44:29I can't do it.
00:44:30Good.
00:44:31Women don't want a bad guy.
00:44:33The problem is, is that most nice guys
00:44:35are too shy to ask us out.
00:44:38Trust me, Andy.
00:44:40Stay the way you are.
00:44:41Uh-huh.
00:44:42No, I'm serious.
00:44:44Women want a man like you.
00:44:57So you notice how I put him in front?
00:44:59Yeah, she was nine months pregnant.
00:45:02Practically had to use a fisheye lens to take the picture.
00:45:05Yeah, they would not speak to each other.
00:45:10Not even sure if they're together anymore.
00:45:12I mean, God only knows how many of these couples are still together.
00:45:15See, marriage in and of itself is beautiful.
00:45:17The marriage industry?
00:45:19That's another machine.
00:45:20I mean, what kind of business can survive on a 50% failure rate?
00:45:23But it just keeps on thriving.
00:45:25It's the repeat business that keeps it going.
00:45:29How about yourself?
00:45:30You ever been married?
00:45:32No.
00:45:33How about you?
00:45:34No.
00:45:35I could have been married.
00:45:36Twice.
00:45:38I backed out both times.
00:45:39Why, were they nice?
00:45:41Sorry.
00:45:42I'm sorry.
00:45:43It's a family habit.
00:45:44I can't help myself.
00:45:45Okay.
00:45:46I think I understand now why you didn't marry those men.
00:45:50They didn't survive the engagement.
00:45:59Hmm.
00:46:00Kate and Ro getting pictures taken today?
00:46:04I don't think so.
00:46:08Hey, you know what?
00:46:09Uh, where am I?
00:46:12Maybe you would be interested in meeting Paul.
00:46:15Yeah, he's a fitness instructor.
00:46:17Pretty smart when it comes to fitness.
00:46:20Uh, anyway, he's five minutes away.
00:46:21You want to go meet him?
00:46:23You mean today, like now?
00:46:25Yeah, today, like now.
00:46:26Oh, no, no.
00:46:27I mean, I'm just for work, not to meet someone.
00:46:29You look great.
00:46:30Uh, not today.
00:46:32I mean, you don't have much time.
00:46:33I mean, you got two weeks before you have to break up with someone.
00:46:36I know, I know.
00:46:36But what if he says no?
00:46:39To pretending to marry you?
00:46:41What kind of guy would say no to that?
00:46:43No, come on.
00:46:44Come on, it's not far.
00:46:45Come on.
00:46:53I mean, he's a physical trainer, but he's not like a mean fitness guy.
00:46:56He's not like, hey, your earlobes are soft and squishy.
00:46:58Get down, give me a thousand push-ups.
00:47:00Do it.
00:47:02I never thought about them before.
00:47:05Another thing to worry about when I meet him.
00:47:06Thanks a lot.
00:47:07You're okay.
00:47:09Andy, I don't usually go for the macho man type.
00:47:12Never have.
00:47:16Okay, okay, I got a plan.
00:47:18All right, I'll go in first and I'll talk to him.
00:47:19All right, you just check him out from a distance.
00:47:22And if you don't want me to introduce you, then you give me a signal.
00:47:26Okay, like...
00:47:29Yeah, that works.
00:47:30So if you do that, then I won't introduce you.
00:47:31Okay, so if I don't like him, I do this.
00:47:34But what if I do like him?
00:47:36Just come over and say hi or talk to him or tackle him.
00:47:41Okay.
00:47:41Okay.
00:47:42All right.
00:47:42All right, let's do this.
00:47:44But they are soft and squishy.
00:47:54Well, he's never not here, so...
00:47:55Okay.
00:47:58There he is.
00:48:05Hey, Paul.
00:48:06Yo, Andy!
00:48:07What's up, dawg?
00:48:09What's up, bro?
00:48:09You chillin'?
00:48:10You maxin' relaxin' or what?
00:48:11Yeah, just max and relaxin' all cool.
00:48:14Shootin' some b-ball out.
00:48:16Yeah, uh, you know what?
00:48:17It's good to see you.
00:48:18I'm gonna go.
00:48:20Oh, hi.
00:48:21Hi.
00:48:23Hello.
00:48:26Uh, hi, Paul Thompson.
00:48:30This is Kate Wilde.
00:48:30Hi, Kate.
00:48:31It's nice to meet you.
00:48:32Hi, Paul.
00:48:35Oh, is this a shoot?
00:48:37Where's your camera?
00:48:38No, no, I'm not working.
00:48:39Oh, I didn't think you were a model.
00:48:42Well, I mean, you're not just for a booty call.
00:48:44And you don't have that fake board.
00:48:47Why is everybody staring at me?
00:48:48Look on your face.
00:48:49Oh, no.
00:48:53So what brings you two in?
00:48:56Um...
00:48:58Andy?
00:49:00Um...
00:49:04Yeah?
00:49:05Yeah.
00:49:06Yeah.
00:49:07Paul, listen, uh, this could come across really...
00:49:11awesome.
00:49:12This could be awesome.
00:49:14Hey, would you be interested in pretending to be Kate's fiancé?
00:49:16I mean, you'd have a fake name, of course, right?
00:49:18Like, uh, Raul Decredenza?
00:49:21Yeah.
00:49:22What are you two up to?
00:49:25Um...
00:49:29Kind of like acting in a play.
00:49:31Yeah.
00:49:32I'll be the groom, and she's the bride.
00:49:34Yeah.
00:49:36I mean, unless you want to switch roles,
00:49:37we could lengthen the dress, shorten the pants.
00:49:40I mean, would your girlfriend or wife mind?
00:49:43Oh, no, no, no.
00:49:44They wouldn't care.
00:49:45I'm just kidding.
00:49:46I'm single.
00:49:47Oh.
00:49:50So Raul Decredenza.
00:49:52Uh-huh.
00:49:54Yeah, that could be cool.
00:49:56I am an actor.
00:49:56I do a little bit of bit parts.
00:49:58You know, this bit, like that bit, like this bit.
00:50:01Yeah, body doubling, you know.
00:50:03Yeah, Paul's been an ass in a couple films now.
00:50:06So two weeks, huh?
00:50:08Sure, if you want.
00:50:09Sorry?
00:50:10Oh, I mean, yes, until my sister leaves,
00:50:12and then we'd break up.
00:50:16All right, let's do it.
00:50:17It'll be fun.
00:50:18Besides, we wouldn't have to go through with the real deal.
00:50:20Oh, no.
00:50:23Well.
00:50:24Oh, okay.
00:50:25You look good now, but two weeks with me,
00:50:28maybe you'll get in better shape, right?
00:50:30Oh.
00:50:31We're gonna go.
00:50:33Um, yeah, thanks.
00:50:34That was quick.
00:50:35Yeah.
00:50:36Next time.
00:50:37Yeah.
00:50:39Bye, Paul.
00:50:41Yeah.
00:50:44Yeah, later.
00:50:48Raul Decredenza.
00:50:51Yeah.
00:50:53Fuck.
00:50:55Might get in better shape?
00:50:57What did he mean by that?
00:50:58It's his job.
00:50:59He trains people.
00:51:00He shouldn't have said that.
00:51:01I mean, he said you look good, though, right?
00:51:03So other than that, what did you think?
00:51:06Well, other than calling me fat?
00:51:10Yeah, he's nice.
00:51:11Oh, well, I guess when you're a Viking warrior god,
00:51:13you can afford to be nice.
00:51:15Well, we'll see.
00:51:15I mean, yes, he is very attractive,
00:51:17but I don't judge a man based on looks alone.
00:51:19Oh.
00:51:21Uh, Kate?
00:51:23Yeah.
00:51:24Yeah.
00:51:31Okay, start from the beginning.
00:51:33He is so beautiful.
00:51:35Incredible eyes, amazing smile.
00:51:37And his bod?
00:51:38Oh.
00:51:39My.
00:51:40God.
00:51:41Wow.
00:51:42It's like the statue of David.
00:51:44Except with arms.
00:51:46That's the Venus de Milo.
00:51:47Oh, whatever.
00:51:49Tell me more.
00:51:50Okay, well, you know how I hate when guys are like,
00:51:52yo, dawg, what's up, bro?
00:51:54Oh, yeah.
00:51:54Well, he did that,
00:51:55and I just stood there smiling in a daze, like—
00:51:57Like you lost your mind and became me?
00:51:59Exactly.
00:52:01Megs, this is ridiculous.
00:52:02This is just a physical attraction
00:52:04that isn't going anywhere.
00:52:05I mean, the smartest thing I could do
00:52:06is simply walk away and never look back.
00:52:09So when are you seeing him?
00:52:11Noon tomorrow.
00:52:11So we have to go shopping, like, now.
00:52:13I know the perfect place.
00:52:23Andy?
00:52:25Andy, it's Kate.
00:52:26Uh, yeah.
00:52:30Yeah.
00:52:31Hi.
00:52:31Hi.
00:52:32Wow.
00:52:32Hi.
00:52:33Uh, you look beautiful.
00:52:35Oh, thanks.
00:52:36Is Paul here yet?
00:52:38No.
00:52:39Great.
00:52:40Oh.
00:52:41Oh.
00:52:46Oh.
00:52:47Oh.
00:52:47Oh.
00:52:48Oh.
00:52:48Oh.
00:52:49Oh.
00:52:49Oh.
00:52:50Oh.
00:52:50Oh.
00:52:51Oh.
00:52:51Oh.
00:52:52What?
00:52:54Nothing.
00:52:58Kate isn't here right now.
00:53:00I can take a message.
00:53:01Your name is?
00:53:02Oh, no, that's okay.
00:53:03It's not about work.
00:53:05I just wanted to make sure that I had the right Kate Wilde
00:53:08to send a wedding present to.
00:53:11This is her, correct?
00:53:14Yes.
00:53:14Yes, that's Kate.
00:53:15Oh, so you've seen this before?
00:53:20Sure have.
00:53:21Big surprise.
00:53:22Really?
00:53:22Um, why?
00:53:26Well, uh-huh.
00:53:27First time any of us heard.
00:53:29Uh-huh.
00:53:31Uh-huh.
00:53:33Uh, sorry.
00:53:34How do you know Kate?
00:53:35Oh, it's a damn thing.
00:53:37Really?
00:53:38Just never stops.
00:53:39Um, I gotta take this.
00:53:40So I'm gonna come back later.
00:53:43Thanks, little girl.
00:53:51Maybe he changed his mind.
00:54:02Maybe his battery died.
00:54:03I don't know.
00:54:08Did you take these?
00:54:09Yeah.
00:54:10Yeah, it's my more artsy side.
00:54:12Too bad it doesn't pay the bills, huh?
00:54:14They're beautiful.
00:54:15No, thank you.
00:54:17I tend to use film for a lot of them just because it has a better look.
00:54:20You know?
00:54:21You still use film?
00:54:22Yeah, absolutely.
00:54:23I mean, every time I go in, all the photographers, the young guys, they're always like,
00:54:26you thought an asteroid took you all out?
00:54:28I'm like, no, just let me buy the film, please.
00:54:33So then I go out into the wild and, I don't know, I just shoot.
00:54:37I love it.
00:54:37I live for it.
00:54:38Oh, it must be great to have something that you're so passionate about.
00:54:43Yeah.
00:54:45Sometimes it costs a lot.
00:54:52Yeah.
00:54:55Don't worry, he's coming.
00:54:56You sure?
00:54:57Oh, yeah.
00:54:58I got a shiny camera light set up.
00:55:01Guaranteed.
00:55:02He's on his way.
00:55:12He's still at work on Monday, so it'll be a short honeymoon.
00:55:15But I reckon Christmas break, we can hear Bondi.
00:55:19Beautiful Bonsai Beach.
00:55:21You'll love it.
00:55:22A beach at Christmas?
00:55:23Love, you'll be roasting.
00:55:26But Christmas is supposed to be cold and snowing.
00:55:29Not back home, it isn't.
00:55:31Oh, sunblock and a floppy hat.
00:55:34No worries.
00:55:36Um, I've been thinking.
00:55:39Oi, what now, love?
00:55:41What if, after we get married, we go to Australia later?
00:55:47Honey, you know we can't go back later?
00:55:50Even with us married, I still have to leave this country.
00:55:52No, but I can come later.
00:55:56Of course, I'm still going to come and meet you.
00:55:57It's just, not quite yet.
00:56:02Look, I love you.
00:56:04And I want to be your wife, but...
00:56:06You're a little nervous.
00:56:08I'm a lot nervous.
00:56:10I'm a lot nervous.
00:56:11If I lose one more nerve, I go up to panic.
00:56:14And when would you come join me?
00:56:17How long would it take for you to be ready?
00:56:20I... I don't know.
00:56:25What if we go to Hawaii?
00:56:27It's a state, it's about halfway.
00:56:29I looked at a map.
00:56:30Megan, I understand.
00:56:32It's a big change and a big move.
00:56:34But we can't get married and then live on two different bloody continents.
00:56:40I love you.
00:56:45And I want you on that plane beside me, as my wife.
00:56:51So, you have to decide.
00:57:01He is so rude.
00:57:02He's not coming.
00:57:03He's coming.
00:57:04I just turned the light on.
00:57:06I have a craft table.
00:57:08Hey, guys.
00:57:10Sorry I'm late.
00:57:11Yeah, just really wanted to rock it for your photos.
00:57:12Oh, you are rocking it.
00:57:14Thanks.
00:57:15All right.
00:57:16Speaking of hitting it, Andy.
00:57:18I thought you said Kate over here wasn't a model.
00:57:20Oh, she's not.
00:57:20She was here on time.
00:57:21Oh, Andy, come on.
00:57:22No, I don't care.
00:57:23It's totally fine.
00:57:25I am ready.
00:57:28All right.
00:57:29Oh, wow.
00:57:30What is that cologne?
00:57:31It smells fantastic.
00:57:32That's a contraction.
00:57:35Contraception.
00:57:36Nah, something like that.
00:57:37Contradiction?
00:57:38Yeah, that's it.
00:57:39Yeah, I'm wearing it right now.
00:57:40This one time, I did the department store publicity thing for them.
00:57:43You know, spread some people as they're walking by.
00:57:45I was in a suit and tie.
00:57:47The girls, they're dressed like hooter girls.
00:57:49That's hardly sexist, huh?
00:57:52Yeah, they were telling the guys, wear this and you'll get that lucky lady.
00:57:55And to the girls, wear this and you'll get that rich guy.
00:57:59Yeah, I should probably stop wearing that stuff then.
00:58:01You were wearing a suit and tie?
00:58:02Yeah.
00:58:04Anyway, they gave me a bucket of this stuff.
00:58:06You guys want some?
00:58:07You let me know.
00:58:08Okay.
00:58:09So what are we doing today?
00:58:10Ah, happy couple shots.
00:58:12Oh, yeah.
00:58:14Oh, uh, okay.
00:58:16Like this?
00:58:19I do these romance novel shoots.
00:58:21You know, the hair flying barbarian and princess stuff.
00:58:25Yeah.
00:58:25Do you like that stuff?
00:58:27Oh, it's okay.
00:58:30Yeah, it's weird because they just take my photos and turn them into drawings.
00:58:33Do you enjoy that stuff?
00:58:35It depends on how hot the girl is.
00:58:38Half the time, they're fresh out of high school.
00:58:39Not much to talk about.
00:58:41Besides, I'm standing there in my underwear, holding this plastic sword.
00:58:45Feeling like a tool.
00:58:46Yeah, I bet.
00:58:48So what do you do?
00:58:50Um, real estate legal work.
00:58:51Compared to what you do, it's boring.
00:58:53Ah, but you got brains.
00:58:54You're smart.
00:58:56Me, I, uh, get a pimple or slack off on training.
00:58:59I'm out of work.
00:59:00Speaking of work, just right near the lens, please.
00:59:02Right here.
00:59:03And, uh, Paul, you gotta smile, okay?
00:59:07That, there it is.
00:59:08Happy couple.
00:59:09Sorry, I'm not used to smiling.
00:59:10Everybody wants that bad boy look, you know?
00:59:12Yeah, Kate doesn't like bad boys.
00:59:14No.
00:59:16Okay.
00:59:17So, hey, tilt your head back when you smile.
00:59:19Oh, right.
00:59:20It lets the light sparkle in your eyes and reduces shadows.
00:59:23Yeah, there it is.
00:59:25Okay, next.
00:59:27Just back up a little bit.
00:59:28You're in my way.
00:59:28Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:59:29Oh, no, you're doing great.
00:59:30Oh.
00:59:32Okay.
00:59:36Mr. Hines?
00:59:37Yes, Carrie?
00:59:38It's Joanne McKenzie again.
00:59:40The wedding conspiracy lady.
00:59:47Tell her I'm busy.
00:59:48She said she'll wait all day.
00:59:52Tell her I'm busy all day.
00:59:57I should get danger pay.
00:59:59And nobody at her work knew until they saw that picture
01:00:02in the paper, okay?
01:00:04Because she wasn't getting married until she won that contest.
01:00:09She was just pretending.
01:00:11You get that?
01:00:12Yes.
01:00:13Yes.
01:00:13Yes, ma'am.
01:00:15Sorry, I just have to...
01:00:16Read it back to me, okay?
01:00:17Just read it back to me.
01:00:19All of it.
01:00:20I want to make sure you didn't screw it up before your boss gets this.
01:00:25Hello?
01:00:27Hello?
01:00:29Hello?
01:00:32Oh.
01:00:36You won't be smiling when I rain all over your cheating parade.
01:00:48Quarter turn to the right.
01:00:49Show a slight profile.
01:00:51Lean back to take me out.
01:00:53Okay, this looks...
01:00:55Um, okay, we're not selling underwear, though.
01:00:57I know, sorry.
01:00:59Hey, I've been thinking about this Raul guy.
01:01:01I'm seeing him as a sort of adventurer.
01:01:04He's got this look like he's always on the lookout for danger.
01:01:09Oh, what if he was always on the lookout for Kate Wilde?
01:01:12Yeah!
01:01:12And then maybe just really wanted to get to know her and then talk with her and
01:01:15maybe one day marry her.
01:01:17Yeah, but use that.
01:01:20Oh, sorry.
01:01:20I thought you were kidding.
01:01:21No.
01:01:26You know what?
01:01:26Just look at her the way that she's looking at you.
01:01:31Like this?
01:01:35Yeah.
01:01:43So, she's single.
01:01:48Oh, congratulations in quotation marks.
01:01:52And then wink wink.
01:01:58Oh, soon I'll be sipping on champagne.
01:02:01Mmm.
01:02:06What else we got?
01:02:11Nice, okay, next.
01:02:17Okay, uh, I'm gonna go have a look at those.
01:02:20Paul, I'll be back.
01:02:21Right on, that rocked.
01:02:22Yeah, it was great.
01:02:23Awesome, good to see you.
01:02:26Oh, oh.
01:02:30Bye.
01:02:30Bye.
01:02:31Bye.
01:02:55Hey, Kate.
01:02:56She kissed me!
01:02:58Um, where?
01:02:58I need deets.
01:02:59In the Photoshop.
01:03:00No, no, I mean where?
01:03:01Like mouth or cheek?
01:03:03Mouth.
01:03:03Open or closed?
01:03:05Closed.
01:03:05For how long?
01:03:06Did it linger?
01:03:07No, but it wasn't like wham bam either.
01:03:10But just hang on a second.
01:03:12Um, Andy.
01:03:13Yeah?
01:03:14Thank you so much for today.
01:03:15I have to get going, but I'll see you tomorrow?
01:03:17Yeah.
01:03:18Okay, where are you?
01:03:23Bye.
01:03:31Thanks for everything, Andy.
01:03:32It was a fun shoot.
01:03:34So were his eyes open?
01:03:36I think so.
01:03:37It happened fast, but we spent 20 minutes holding each other and oh, he smells so good.
01:03:41And looking into each other's eyes, oh, he has beautiful eyes.
01:03:46What if he was just acting, playing a part?
01:03:49Like you were supposed to kiss me, so he did, but he didn't actually mean it.
01:03:53Well, did he say anything before the kiss?
01:03:55Um, thank you, that was fun.
01:03:59And after?
01:04:00Uh, see you later, see you around, something like that.
01:04:04The blood was kind of roaring in my ears.
01:04:06Now I know what people feel like when they get hit by lightning.
01:04:10But we are meeting tomorrow and doing a shoot at a tuxedo shop.
01:04:14A shoot, hey?
01:04:15Is that what you and Cindy and Ty were called?
01:04:16These things?
01:04:17Megs, please.
01:04:18This isn't funny.
01:04:19He's going to show up looking fantastic, and I'm going to look like some tongue-tied idiot
01:04:22with fat earlobes.
01:04:25Uh, fat what?
01:04:26Ugh, Megs, supermodels are the most beautiful people on the planet.
01:04:30Of course they kiss each other all the time.
01:04:32I mean, why wouldn't they?
01:04:33So maybe in their world, it doesn't mean anything.
01:04:36Kate, a kiss always means something.
01:04:39Yeah, to us it does, but he's probably already forgotten this kiss that you and I are dissecting
01:04:43to death.
01:04:44I'm coming over right now.
01:04:46Okay.
01:04:46Okay.
01:04:56Who is it?
01:04:58It's me, you pats let me in.
01:05:02What's wrong?
01:05:04Nothing.
01:05:05I'm fine.
01:05:07Don't look at me like that, Kate.
01:05:08Everything's all right, you and Dave.
01:05:15Oh, Megs.
01:05:22It's okay.
01:05:26Um, Kate Wilde, legal department.
01:05:36Kate, hi, it's Carrie, assistant to Mr. Hines of Calgary Modern Wedding Magazine.
01:05:45Your business gave me this work number.
01:05:47Um, okay, okay.
01:05:49We're having trouble reaching Andy Swenson for a photo assignment.
01:05:54Are you going to be seeing him today or tomorrow?
01:05:57Um, tomorrow morning at Taubman's.
01:06:00Taubman's.
01:06:02Uh, great.
01:06:04Good.
01:06:04Um, we will give him a call when you're done.
01:06:06Have fun.
01:06:08Okay, thank you.
01:06:08Bye.
01:06:16Oh, but you won't be having fun.
01:06:19I bet mommy and daddy don't know nothing from nothing about any of this.
01:06:25Oh, 20 minutes late and he takes forever to get ready.
01:06:39Yeah, you get used to waiting on models.
01:06:41I can go get him if you want.
01:06:42So are you two.
01:06:44It's been a while since I've been draped in gold.
01:06:47Am I hitting this or what?
01:06:48Uh, yes, you are.
01:06:55Uh, yeah.
01:06:58Oh my gosh.
01:07:00Mom, dad, what are you doing here?
01:07:01For the pictures.
01:07:04What pictures?
01:07:05The ones with your fiancé?
01:07:07When the heck were you gonna tell us?
01:07:09Excuse me, what, what's going on?
01:07:11How did you know I was here?
01:07:13A woman called us from the marriage magazine.
01:07:17Said you won some contests and that we're to come here.
01:07:20And get our pictures taken.
01:07:23We didn't believe it at first.
01:07:25Until we saw that picture on the internet.
01:07:28Uh, picture?
01:07:30Uh, what picture on the internet?
01:07:32Ah, some little paper's website.
01:07:34Oh, that lady told us how to find it.
01:07:38Uh, but, but why didn't you call me?
01:07:40She asked us not to.
01:07:41Said this was to be a big surprise.
01:07:44Oh, yes, it is.
01:07:47Try calling Megan and she's not answering herself.
01:07:49Ah, well, um, would you two just excuse me just for one second?
01:07:55We need to talk.
01:07:59Are those your parents?
01:08:00The people I call mom and dad?
01:08:01Yeah, they're my parents.
01:08:02Oh, they're awesome.
01:08:03What are they doing here?
01:08:04I don't know.
01:08:05But supposedly you're taking their photo later.
01:08:07I am?
01:08:08I don't know anything about that.
01:08:12Karma, honey.
01:08:13When you lie and cheat, it bites you in the butt.
01:08:16How did you two meet?
01:08:18You two don't...
01:08:19What has Kate told you about us?
01:08:20Nothing.
01:08:21By the way, may I say you are very handsome.
01:08:26Are you a model?
01:08:28I am.
01:08:29And a fitness trainer.
01:08:31So a treasure hunter in Central America.
01:08:34Oh, really?
01:08:35Wow.
01:08:37Where in Central America?
01:08:39Oh, all of it.
01:08:42It's a pleasure to meet you two.
01:08:45It's, uh, unfortunately my parents couldn't be here.
01:08:48They were killed during the revolution.
01:08:51Oh, my heavens.
01:08:53My lord, which revolution?
01:08:57Latest one.
01:08:59There's so many.
01:08:59Well, the magazine called me earlier asking for you,
01:09:01so I know that you talked to them.
01:09:03I never talked to the magazine, I swear.
01:09:04Okay, well, someone told my parents.
01:09:06And if it wasn't you or me or Megs or Paul who...
01:09:10Oh, gosh, Paul.
01:09:12Diving in the shipwreck.
01:09:14Sharks everywhere.
01:09:15Paul, what are you doing?
01:09:18Just talking with your lovely parents here.
01:09:20Paul's the English translation of my real name.
01:09:23Raul is telling us all about his adventures.
01:09:26Really?
01:09:27A model, a fitness trainer, and a treasure hunter.
01:09:32You sure our kid won't be a little bit too dull for you?
01:09:35Thanks, Dad.
01:09:37Paul, can I just talk to you for a second?
01:09:38Of course, darling.
01:09:39Okay.
01:09:43What do you think you're doing?
01:09:44Being Raul.
01:09:45You asked me to.
01:09:46But not for my parents.
01:09:48Why not?
01:09:48What does it matter?
01:09:49We're breaking up soon anyway.
01:09:51That reminds me.
01:09:52What if Raul dies?
01:09:53He's fighting rebels.
01:09:54Paul.
01:09:55Okay, okay.
01:09:56A simple breakup works, too.
01:09:58Look, I just can't lie to my parents about getting married.
01:10:00You're not.
01:10:01We're not.
01:10:02Come on, just let me be Raul for a little bit.
01:10:05Katie, I work in a sweaty, stinky gym all day.
01:10:09It sucks, like dead ducks.
01:10:12Just give me this little bit of a fantasy.
01:10:15I agreed to give you yours, right?
01:10:18Just tell your parents that you won a contest and then met me.
01:10:22And we're just figuring things out.
01:10:23That's all true so far.
01:10:26Come on.
01:10:26I'm enjoying this time.
01:10:28Especially with you.
01:10:34Hugging?
01:10:35Kissing?
01:10:38Please.
01:10:40Everything all right?
01:10:42Uh, yep, yep.
01:10:43Yes, it's good.
01:10:43Just one, just one second.
01:10:49So, how did you two meet?
01:10:52Um...
01:10:54Catherine, if I may.
01:10:55We met after I returned from under the sea treasure hunting for Cortez's gold.
01:11:01You know, Paul, uh, Raul.
01:11:02I don't think that my parents are really interested.
01:11:05Oh, we are very interested.
01:11:08So, have you ever found any treasures?
01:11:10I have, yes.
01:11:11It's the most precious one.
01:11:13Your daughter.
01:11:14Oh.
01:11:17Now, where was I?
01:11:18Ah, Motsuma's gold.
01:11:20Oh, great story.
01:11:22You thought it was Cortez's gold.
01:11:25There is a lot of it.
01:11:27I can't believe I agreed to this.
01:11:28I need my head examined.
01:11:29Well, hey, I mean, your parents seem to be quite taken by Captain Jack Sparrow over there.
01:11:34You seem to be doing quite well yourself, lass.
01:11:36With Raul, yeah.
01:11:37With Paul, I have no idea.
01:11:39Andy is driving me crazy.
01:11:40I mean, he wouldn't be doing Raul if he was serious about me.
01:11:43Raul and I are breaking up in two weeks.
01:11:45Well, I mean, maybe he just—
01:11:46And he's, you know, he's kissed me twice now.
01:11:48And then he said he's enjoying this, and me?
01:11:51You know, I just need to talk to someone.
01:11:53Sure.
01:11:54Excuse me.
01:11:56Meg's pick up.
01:11:57Her phone's been off for two hours.
01:11:58What could she possibly be doing?
01:11:59I don't know.
01:12:01Oh, Meg's about time.
01:12:02Listen—
01:12:03No, no, no.
01:12:04Me first.
01:12:05Dave and I are getting married.
01:12:06Uh, duh, I know that.
01:12:08No, I mean, like, we're getting married this Sunday.
01:12:11Civil ceremony, 10 o'clock, Bridgewood Hall.
01:12:14Oh, Sunday?
01:12:15Like, in a few days from now?
01:12:17Yes.
01:12:18We spent all morning arranging it.
01:12:20And right after that, we're gonna go on a week-long honeymoon in Hawaii.
01:12:25But I thought you guys couldn't afford that.
01:12:27We can't.
01:12:28But we've gotta do this.
01:12:31Kate, look, the wedding stress was just tearing us apart.
01:12:35And we forgot the most important thing.
01:12:37Just us being together.
01:12:41So, for seven days, we're gonna kick back, relax, and just be happy.
01:12:47But I can't talk right now.
01:12:48Uh, I've gotta call Mom and Dad.
01:12:50Oh, well, I can do that for you.
01:12:52Uh, they're here with me and Paul.
01:12:54What?
01:12:54Oh, it's a long story.
01:12:55I don't have time.
01:12:56I have to go.
01:12:58Kate, hey, uh, Raul was just telling us about how he
01:13:01nearly escaped with his life, uh, from a giant boulder.
01:13:04And, uh, it was kinda like a movie.
01:13:06I'm sure it was.
01:13:07Uh, listen, everybody, I have big news.
01:13:10Wedding this Sunday.
01:13:11Huh.
01:13:11Yeah, it's a little rushed, but seven-day honeymoon in Hawaii.
01:13:15Oh, honeymoon in Hawaii?
01:13:17So, 10 a.m. Bridgewood.
01:13:18Oh.
01:13:40Mr. Hynde?
01:13:42Mr. Hynde?
01:13:43It's me, Joanne McKenzie.
01:13:45Remember?
01:13:47The one who discovered the fake dream wedding wear?
01:13:51I just need a minute of your time.
01:13:53Hang on, crazy.
01:13:53Website's in Europe until five.
01:13:55I'm coming.
01:13:55Don't break my door.
01:13:58Yes.
01:14:02Kate knows that I'm onto her.
01:14:04That I'm getting closer and closer to discovering her little plot.
01:14:07We have been through this before, ladies.
01:14:09Just listen.
01:14:10She is getting married this Sunday.
01:14:12Not in June.
01:14:13What?
01:14:13I heard it with my own two ears.
01:14:15So, I think she's gonna marry one of her friends,
01:14:17go on a fantastic Hawaiian holiday,
01:14:20and then get a quickie divorce.
01:14:22But you can come with me.
01:14:23See for yourself.
01:14:24Ask around.
01:14:25In fact, you can even ask Kate herself.
01:14:28Joanne, goodbye, goodnight.
01:14:30Get help.
01:14:34If you don't, I am going to go on TV.
01:14:37I'm going to tell the papers that this contest is a fraud,
01:14:39and that you knew and did nothing about it.
01:14:41And then I'm going to sue you and your little magazine.
01:14:47And if I go along with you?
01:14:49Oh, no lawyers, no paper, no TV.
01:14:51No more you?
01:14:53No me.
01:14:54Ever.
01:14:57I mean, why would Kate want a cheapy Sybil ceremony
01:15:00when she could have your big, beautiful wedding?
01:15:03See what she says.
01:15:08This Sunday?
01:15:11Sunday.
01:15:18Miss McKenzie.
01:15:19Oh.
01:15:36You know, mate, I was the first Raul de Credenza.
01:15:40You were.
01:15:41Yeah.
01:15:42Got fired, though.
01:15:44Girl said it was too good looking.
01:15:47Yeah, I hear that.
01:15:48After today, I think Raul is going to disappear
01:15:51into the Amazon jungle or something.
01:15:53Paul, smile.
01:15:55Just back up a little bit.
01:16:01OK.
01:16:03Oh, that's great, yeah.
01:16:08Oh my god, he's gorgeous.
01:16:11You mean your husband, of course.
01:16:14Yeah, of course.
01:16:16OK, how do I look?
01:16:21Oh, Katie, don't make me cry.
01:16:22If my mascara runs, I'm going to look like some goth chick.
01:16:26You ready?
01:16:28Let's do this.
01:16:31OK.
01:16:39About time.
01:16:40Look.
01:16:41Oh, it's a JP, not a minister.
01:16:46Come on.
01:16:48Yeah, see, little faker.
01:16:49Even had the nerve to wear white.
01:16:52Oh, dear, oh, dear.
01:16:54Well?
01:16:54Well, what?
01:16:55I see someone getting married.
01:16:57I see Andy taking pictures.
01:16:59Yeah, well, they're in on it.
01:17:00I saw them plotting together.
01:17:01That's enough.
01:17:02Now, I kept up my end of the bargain.
01:17:04It's time for you to do the same.
01:17:05No, no, no, no, no, no.
01:17:07Where are you going?
01:17:08Home.
01:17:09I came, I saw, I'm leaving.
01:17:11If that's what they truly want, I'm more than happy with it.
01:17:13No, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
01:17:15You haven't talked to anybody.
01:17:18Lady, you need help.
01:17:19Now, let go.
01:17:21Fine, the prize is mine, and I'll prove it.
01:17:25All right, sister, tell me the truth.
01:17:29Uh, who are you?
01:17:32And why are you over there?
01:17:34You're bloody mad.
01:17:35Get out.
01:17:36Bob?
01:17:37Bob Hines.
01:17:38Hi.
01:17:39What are you doing here?
01:17:40He's with me, here to expose this fraud.
01:17:43This is a fake wedding.
01:17:45Uh, no, actually, we are getting married.
01:17:49Uh, who is she?
01:17:52Stop it, stop it, stop it.
01:17:53Everybody, please.
01:17:55I'm terribly sorry, but this is a tragic mistake.
01:17:58Ask them.
01:17:59Ask her.
01:18:00Will you be quiet?
01:18:02You are so insane.
01:18:05Where are you going for your honeymoon?
01:18:07We're going to Hawaii.
01:18:09And which hotel?
01:18:10Uh, it's a youth hostel.
01:18:13Well, not anymore.
01:18:16You're staying in a five-star hotel in a honeymoon suite.
01:18:19Everything's paid for, food, drinks, all paid for.
01:18:22If you want to drink champagne all day and eat caviar all day,
01:18:25then by all means, you go ahead.
01:18:27Oh, my gosh.
01:18:28Thanks, mate, whoever you are.
01:18:30And you.
01:18:31We're leaving right now, or I'm calling the police.
01:18:34No, they might be getting married, but she's not.
01:18:39Ask her.
01:18:40I am so sorry about all this.
01:18:43It's just not fair.
01:18:45It's not fair, you're leaving.
01:18:45She's not getting married in June.
01:18:48Wait.
01:18:50She's right.
01:18:51I am?
01:18:54I told you, I told you, I knew it.
01:18:56Really?
01:19:00So I get the prize, like we discussed.
01:19:02Yes.
01:19:03I get the dream wedding.
01:19:04Yes.
01:19:05You can have it.
01:19:07I don't need it.
01:19:08Yes!
01:19:10Now Myron can't say no to me.
01:19:12I'm going to call him right now.
01:19:14Because he's such a cheap turd.
01:19:18Wow.
01:19:20Mr. Hines, no one else knew about this.
01:19:22It was all just me.
01:19:24And me.
01:19:26Me too.
01:19:28Me three.
01:19:30Four.
01:19:32Look, Kate, this is all my fault.
01:19:35You can take back the whole hotel thing.
01:19:37It doesn't really matter where we stay.
01:19:38Is it all true?
01:19:41Yes.
01:19:43And Raul, was he even real?
01:19:49Well, sort of.
01:19:51I'm Paul.
01:19:53But I play Raul.
01:19:56Hello, Raul.
01:20:01Mom and dad, I'm so sorry.
01:20:03I'm so sorry.
01:20:04I'm not actually getting married.
01:20:08I thought it might be too good to be true.
01:20:11So this is how many now?
01:20:13Who's doing it?
01:20:15Dad.
01:20:16Ron's in the bloody family.
01:20:19All right, everybody.
01:20:20Megan and I still have to get married.
01:20:22And we've got a plane to catch.
01:20:23So somebody lock the bloody door.
01:20:27And let's do this.
01:20:29Yeah.
01:20:30Let's do this.
01:20:33Here comes the bride, my prince.
01:20:35Stop the champagne, baby.
01:20:49Well, cheers to my baby sister and her new husband.
01:20:53I hope they at least get matching bunk beds in the hostel.
01:20:56Of course, they could have been at a five-star luxury hotel
01:20:58if I hadn't opened my big fat mouth.
01:21:01Well, cheers to two big fat mouths.
01:21:04Yeah, Andy, you didn't have to do that.
01:21:06I wish you had.
01:21:07You say that now?
01:21:11They all look so handsome.
01:21:13Well, that's because the photographer is really, really good.
01:21:17Oh.
01:21:17Yeah, I could probably hook you guys up.
01:21:20You're funny and very sweet.
01:21:30Hello.
01:21:31What's up, Kate?
01:21:32It's Paul.
01:21:33Oh, Paul.
01:21:34Hi.
01:21:36I'm just at Andy's and we're looking at some wedding pictures and having some wine.
01:21:40A lot of wine.
01:21:42Hey, Kate, I've been thinking.
01:21:44I really enjoy being Raul and hanging out with you.
01:21:47I was wondering if...
01:21:50Yes?
01:21:51Well, if you want to hang out sometime.
01:21:53You know, nothing heavy.
01:21:54Keep it cool and see where it goes.
01:22:00Are you at the gym right now?
01:22:01Uh, yeah, a little reps, a little cardio.
01:22:04You know, just working it.
01:22:06Your gym is open at this hour?
01:22:08No, no, no, no.
01:22:09I'm alone.
01:22:10Hey, you want to come by and work up a sweat?
01:22:12You mean work up a sweat with no commitments?
01:22:20Paul, are you standing in front of a mirror with a spotlight on you right now?
01:22:24Can you see me?
01:22:27No, I can't.
01:22:31Okay.
01:22:35Actually...
01:22:39I don't want to come by and work up a sweat.
01:22:42Oh.
01:22:44Next time, maybe?
01:22:48Yeah, later maybe.
01:23:01I overheard a little of that.
01:23:12You okay?
01:23:15Yeah, I guess.
01:23:23Hi.
01:23:26Hi.
01:23:27I uh...
01:23:30I wrote something for you.
01:23:32So...
01:23:35I'm just gonna...
01:23:37I'm just gonna read it.
01:23:40Roses are red.
01:23:44And violets are blue.
01:23:46I thought I'd try on this bad boy jacket for you.
01:23:50Thought about striking a pose, you know, or maybe changing my voice.
01:23:54Shaving my beard, but uh...
01:23:56To be honest, that just all sounded weird.
01:23:58Oddly enough, I had a really good time trying to find you another guy.
01:24:03But deep down inside, I longed for the two-week finish line.
01:24:09Where you would break up because I felt like I was the next guy, the nice guy in line.
01:24:17And I just really wanted your eyes to say hello to mine.
01:24:24Now, there was a time you mentioned that nice guys were good.
01:24:26But the problem was they were two shy-ass girls out, and that...
01:24:32That I understood.
01:24:35I thought of all these other things I could do.
01:24:37But...
01:24:41I mean, all I really want is to just sit and talk and just maybe share another grilled cheese with you.
01:24:53So...
01:24:57Kate.
01:24:59Would you like to go out with me sometime?
01:25:08You know what I realized?
01:25:11What?
01:25:13I never really liked mother jacket.
01:25:15No?
01:25:16You know what? Me neither.
01:25:20I tried.
01:25:21Good try.
01:25:22Thanks.
01:25:25You did all that for me?
01:25:26Yeah.
01:25:56You're a lucky man.
01:26:14Hey, you brought us together.
01:26:15And now, step back and hear my light rock.
01:26:36Hi.
01:26:37Hi.
01:26:45Hi.