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Signed, Sealed, Deceived By My Billionaire Mailboy
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00:00I'm excited to put my marketing skills to good use and to grow with the company.
00:10Really, it is an honor to be here. You will not be sorry you hired me.
00:15I'm counting on that.
00:18Is he hitting on me?
00:20The marketing assistant, Claire, will get you acclimated.
00:25Okay.
00:30Hey, I'm Clara. I'll help you get set up.
00:47Hey, thanks. I'm Ellie.
00:50Sorry, those girls back there, were they?
00:53Oh, do not worry about them. They're just trying to figure out who you slept with to land the job.
00:57I'm highly qualified.
00:59Relax. It can be our little dirty secret.
01:16He's hot, but he's a broke clerk. Don't waste your time.
01:20I mean, it looks like you're all set up, actually.
01:24I'll see you.
01:25I'll see you.
01:31When are you gonna quit that menial job?
01:34It's embarrassing, son.
01:37You're worth millions.
01:39You can act like it.
01:40You can act like it.
01:47Ellie!
01:48I'm Dick Z.
01:52Thank you, Mr. Preston.
01:53Oh, Commonwealth.
01:54When no one else is around.
01:57You know something?
01:58That dress fits you in all the right places.
02:05It just needs one little adjustment.
02:10There we go.
02:11Perfect.
02:12Oh my god, what do I do?
02:13Now, you are familiar with our tracking system, right?
02:17You've used a CRM before?
02:19Yes.
02:20Good.
02:21You do understand what your position is here, right?
02:29I'm sorry.
02:30I'm not feeling well.
02:31If you'll excuse me.
02:35Eh, she'll come around.
02:49I'd ask you how your day went.
03:07What?
03:08Did you do chicken vets?
03:09Yeah, yeah.
03:10Your worst mom was.
03:15Well, what's wrong?
03:16I think the only reason why my boss hired me is because
03:19maybe he wants something else from me.
03:21Seriously?
03:22Already?
03:23Yeah.
03:24Yeah, and I can't afford to lose this job.
03:25We need it.
03:26Oh, he really didn't waste any time.
03:28Did you at least get some free terrible office coffee?
03:31I...
03:32I got something to, uh, tree up.
03:39Chimmy, uh...
03:40Is this an eviction notice?
03:43Are you kidding?
03:44Surprise.
03:47You are horrible at cheering people up, Max.
03:50I'll get a job.
03:54No.
03:56You're not gonna get a job.
03:57Because what I need you to do is focus.
04:00Stay in school.
04:01I promised mom that I would take care of you.
04:03So I'm gonna take care of you, okay?
04:08No.
04:09Mom, take a hug.
04:14Yeah, well, you know, she's got big plans.
04:21She's wearing that see-through shirt.
04:23Like, come on.
04:24Be for real.
04:25Like, that's supposed to get his attention.
04:27Ellie, come see me.
04:28Yes.
04:29You want her to see me?
04:30Come in.
04:31Make a seat.
04:32No, no, no, no, no.
04:33This side.
04:34Why don't you check it out?
04:35See how it feels.
04:36Okay.
04:38You're...
04:52Impressive, Ellie.
04:53Really...
04:55Really impressive.
04:57Most people in your position would play it safe.
05:01But you've got instincts.
05:02I'm just doing my job.
05:03And doing it beautifully, I might add.
05:05You should probably, um, get back.
05:06Mm-hmm.
05:07Oh, Prisca, I can't.
05:08I'm sorry.
05:09Well, someone just made the biggest mistake of their lives.
05:12Oh, my God.
05:13It's gonna be okay.
05:14I'm gonna get another job.
05:15And it's gonna be fine.
05:16No, it's not gonna be fast enough, though.
05:17I should've just let him.
05:18It's a weird pep talk.
05:19Are you okay?
05:20Yeah, I think I just got fired.
05:21Sweetie.
05:22Did I get fired?
05:23You've been reassigned.
05:24You've been reassigned.
05:25Oh, my God.
05:26Someone just made the biggest mistake of their lives.
05:28Someone just made the biggest mistake of their lives.
05:30Oh, my God.
05:31It's gonna be okay.
05:32I'm gonna get another job.
05:33And it's gonna be fine.
05:34It's not gonna be fast enough, though.
05:35I should've just let him.
05:37That's a weird pep talk.
05:38Are you okay?
05:39Yeah, I think I just got fired.
05:41Sweetie.
05:42Did I get fired?
05:44You've been reassigned.
05:50The mail room?
05:52Welcome to the heart of the company.
05:55Well, I didn't do anything wrong.
05:57I didn't say you did.
05:59Well, then why am I being punished?
06:00Just because I didn't let him kiss me?
06:02This happens all the time.
06:03Mr. Preston is a very powerful CEO, but he's forgiving.
06:06Did you really fight your way back up?
06:08Not to the people who say no.
06:10Look, you can either cry about it,
06:13or prove that you're better than a quarter desk.
06:16It's up to you.
06:18Oh, right.
06:19Ask for, um, Colton.
06:43I...
06:44I'm Colton.
06:58You must be my new employee.
07:00I'm your supervisor.
07:02You are my supervisor?
07:05Yes.
07:06Come on.
07:07I'll show you the kingdom.
07:08Thanks, Mr. Carter.
07:09No.
07:10Just call me Colton, or else it makes it seem like I'm going to do your parents' taxes or something.
07:22Look, I know that it's not very glamorous down here, and let me guess, you just cried in the bathroom for 30 minutes and are now silently panicking yourself.
07:35But I can promise you things are going to be okay.
07:39You seem like you're an expert of crying in bathrooms?
07:42Only on Mondays.
07:43Oh.
07:44Okay.
07:45Come on up.
07:46Okay.
07:47Well, this is your desk.
07:52Promise you it won't bite, usually.
07:55You want some water?
08:00I'll go get you some water.
08:02Okay.
08:11All right.
08:12We're going to have to calm down.
08:15Just breathe.
08:16He's just a man with arms and a jawline.
08:21The world's most underrated crisis management tool.
08:26Hydration.
08:27In a paper cup and everything.
08:29Yeah, well, I guess that just goes to show how good of a boss I am and how good of a subordinate you are.
08:36I'm sorry.
08:37That was totally inappropriate.
08:38I was kidding.
08:39Okay.
08:47Ellie, look.
08:51I know that it's not anyone's dream to be in the mail room, but I can tell that you have something special.
08:59Everything's going to be okay.
09:02Thanks.
09:05Of course.
09:06So, what were you doing upstairs?
09:19I'm a marketing strategist, or I was.
09:22Strategist in the mail room.
09:24Preston must be running this place blind.
09:27If he had half a brain, he would use social media to increase our stock.
09:31That's what I would do, at least.
09:33Oh, it sounds like you've actually thought about this.
09:36Maybe a little bit.
09:38I mean, after all, we're not just a couple of pretty faces.
09:41Are we?
09:50Another tough one?
09:51I got demoted to the mail room.
09:56Did you do your homework?
09:57Yeah, yeah.
09:58Whatever.
09:59Okay.
10:00Oh, you also have a doctor's appointment.
10:02If I can leave our car, let me take you off.
10:04Okay.
10:05What's the point?
10:06We can't even afford doctors.
10:08I'm gonna get us through this.
10:09Okay.
10:10I'm gonna take care of everybody.
10:11Hey.
10:12You trust me, right?
10:13Yeah.
10:14Promise.
10:15Yeah.
10:17I trust you.
10:18Okay.
10:20I've got it.
10:21I'm not even wrong.
10:25Oh my god, I'm in so much trouble.
10:55I guess blueberry, if you don't like it, just lie to me.
11:06You bought me breakfast?
11:09Well, don't get used to it.
11:10I bribe new employees to like me.
11:13That's all.
11:25That bad, huh?
11:37No, no, it's perfect.
11:40Just like you.
11:43What was that?
11:44I don't know, it's anything.
11:46I thought you said something.
11:47Well, don't worry about this.
11:50I'll just buy you a new one.
11:53Let's go do some deliveries.
11:54It's the best part of the job.
11:57Get to go inside, get some fresh air,
11:59and enjoy some awkward elevator rides.
12:05Okay.
12:05Quicker than me.
12:17I'm trying.
12:18Oh, this is where I used to work.
12:20Right there.
12:22I bet that chair looked a whole lot better with you in it.
12:26They made a big mistake.
12:27You want to make it a little bit more interesting?
12:33How so?
12:41That's not a good one.
12:42You'll find it.
12:43You'll find out.
12:53What's that say?
12:54Um, it says baby goat loose on the third floor.
12:57Handle immediately.
12:59You're crazy.
13:00You are dangerous, isn't you?
13:03Don't you think that that's a little risky, isn't it?
13:10Oh my God, someone's coming.
13:11We have to go.
13:16Jesus, you guys think everybody saw us?
13:18I think we're good.
13:24I'm excited for my marketing skills to good use
13:50and to grow with the company.
13:51Really, it is an honor to be here.
13:54You will not be sorry you hired me.
13:57I'm counting on that.
14:00Is he hitting on me?
14:02The marketing assistant, Claire, will get you acclimated.
14:07Okay.
14:07Hey, I'm Clara.
14:28I'll help you get set up.
14:29Hey, thanks.
14:29I'm Ellie.
14:32Sorry, those girls back there, were they?
14:34Oh, do not worry about them.
14:36They're just trying to figure out who you slept with
14:37to land the job.
14:39I am highly qualified.
14:41Relax.
14:42It can be our little dirty secret.
14:43He's hot, but he's a broke clerk.
14:59Don't waste your time.
15:01I mean, it looks like you're all set up, actually.
15:06I'll see you.
15:06I'll see you.
15:07When are you going to quit that menial job?
15:16It's embarrassing, son.
15:18You're worth millions.
15:22Act like it.
15:29Ellie!
15:29Take a seat.
15:34Thank you, Mr. Preston.
15:35Oh, come and will.
15:37When no one else is around.
15:40You know something?
15:41That dress fits you in all the right places.
15:46It just needs one little adjustment.
15:52There we go.
15:53Perfect.
15:54Oh, my God.
15:55What do I do?
15:56Now, you are familiar with our tracking system, right?
15:58You've used a CRM before?
16:01Yes.
16:02Good.
16:03You do understand what your position is here, right?
16:09Um, I'm sorry.
16:11I'm not feeling well.
16:13If you'll excuse me.
16:16Eh, she'll come around.
16:17Okay.
16:28I'd ask you how your day went.
16:49What?
16:50Did you check your bets?
16:51Yeah, yeah.
16:52You're worse than Mom was.
16:53Well, what's wrong?
16:58I think the only reason why my boss hired me is because maybe he wants something else from me.
17:03Seriously?
17:04Already?
17:05Yeah.
17:06Yeah, and I can't afford to lose this job.
17:07We need it.
17:08Oh, he really didn't waste any time.
17:10Did you at least get some free terrible office coffee?
17:13I...
17:14I got something to, uh, tree up.
17:17Chimmy, uh, is this an eviction notice?
17:25Are you kidding?
17:27Surprise.
17:29You are horrible at cheering people up, Max.
17:32I'll get a job.
17:35No.
17:37You're not going to get a job because what I need you to do is focus.
17:41Stay in school.
17:42I promised Mom that I would take care of you, so I'm going to take care of you, okay?
17:50No.
17:51Mom, take a hug.
18:00Yeah, well, you know, she's got big plans.
18:04She's wearing that see-through shirt.
18:06Like, come on.
18:06Be for real.
18:07Like, that's supposed to get his attention.
18:09Ellie, come see me.
18:14Yes.
18:18You want her to see me?
18:19Come in.
18:20Make a seat.
18:20No, no, no, no, no.
18:22This side.
18:23Why don't you check it out?
18:26See how it feels.
18:28Okay.
18:29You're impressive, Ellie.
18:36Really, really impressive.
18:40Most people in your position would play it safe.
18:44But you've got instincts.
18:46I'm just doing my job.
18:48And doing it beautifully, I might add.
18:51I think I should probably, um, get back.
18:54Mm-hmm.
18:55Oh, Prisca, I can't.
18:56I'm sorry.
18:56Well, someone just made the biggest mistake of their lives.
19:06Oh, my God.
19:08It's going to be okay.
19:09I'm going to get another job, and it's going to be fine.
19:13It's not going to be fast enough, though.
19:14I should have just let him.
19:17That's a weird pep talk.
19:19Are you okay?
19:21Yeah, I think I just got fired.
19:23Sweetie, did I get fired?
19:25You've been reassigned.
19:32The mail room?
19:34Welcome to the heart of the company.
19:37Well, I didn't do anything wrong.
19:40I didn't say you did.
19:41Well, then why am I being punished?
19:42Just because I didn't let him kiss me?
19:44This happens all the time.
19:45Mr. Preston is a very powerful CEO, but he's forgiving.
19:48Did you really fight your way back up?
19:49Not to the people who say no.
19:52Look, you can either cry about it or prove that you're better than a corner desk.
19:58It's up to you.
20:00Oh, right.
20:01Ask for, um, Colton.
20:03Hmm.
20:15Oh,
20:21oh,
20:22oh.
20:22Oh,
20:23oh.
20:23Oh,
20:23oh,
20:24oh.
20:24I'm Colton.
20:39You must be my new employee.
20:42I'm your supervisor.
20:45You are my supervisor?
20:48Yes.
20:52Come on, I'll show you the kingdom.
20:54Thanks, Mr. Carter.
20:56No, just call me Colton, or else it makes it seem like I'm going to do your parents' taxes or something.
21:07Look, I know that it's not very glamorous down here, and let me guess, you just cried in the bathroom for 30 minutes and are now silently panicking yourself.
21:17But I can promise you things are going to be okay.
21:21You seem like you're an expert of crying in bathrooms.
21:23Only on Mondays.
21:25Oh.
21:27Okay.
21:29Come on.
21:29Okay.
21:32Well, this is your desk.
21:35I promise you I won't bite, usually.
21:38No.
21:41You want some water?
21:42I'll go get you some water.
21:44Okay.
21:44All right, we're going to have to calm down.
21:57Just breathe.
21:57He's just a man with arms and a jawline.
22:02The world's most underrated crisis management tool.
22:08Hydration.
22:09In a paper cup and everything.
22:11Yeah, well, I guess that just goes to show how good of a boss I am and how good of a subordinate you are.
22:18I'm sorry.
22:19That was totally inappropriate.
22:20I was kidding.
22:21Okay.
22:21Ellie, look.
22:33I know that it's not anyone's dream to be in the mailroom, but I can tell that you have something special.
22:40Everything's going to be okay.
22:44Thanks.
22:44Of course.
22:47So, what were you doing upstairs?
23:01I'm a marketing strategist, or I was.
23:04Strategist in the mailroom.
23:06Preston must be running this place blind.
23:09If he had half a brain, he would use social media to increase our stock.
23:13That's what I would do, at least.
23:15Oh, it sounds like you've actually thought about this.
23:17Maybe a little bit.
23:19I mean, after all, we're not just a couple of pretty faces.
23:23Are we?
23:32Another tough one?
23:33I got devoted to the mailroom.
23:38Did you do your homework?
23:39Yeah, yeah.
23:40Whatever.
23:42Oh, you also have a doctor's appointment.
23:44Beck and Lebo are currently to take you.
23:46What's the point?
23:47We can't even afford doctors.
23:49I'm going to get us through this.
23:50Okay.
23:52I'm going to take care of everything.
23:52Hey, you trust me, right?
23:55Yeah.
23:56Promise.
23:57Yeah.
23:58I trust you.
23:59Okay.
24:01I've got it.
24:02Oh.
24:02Oh.
24:06Oh.
24:06Oh.
24:07Oh.
24:07Oh.
24:07Oh.
24:07Oh.
24:07Oh.
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24:13Oh.
24:14Oh.
24:14Oh.
24:17Oh.
24:33Oh.
24:34Oh.
24:34Oh my god.
24:35I'm in so much trouble.
24:44I guess blueberry, if you don't like it,
24:46just lie to me.
24:49You bought me breakfast?
24:51Well, don't get used to it.
24:52I bribe new employees to like me.
24:55That's all.
25:16Not bad, huh?
25:17No.
25:18No.
25:19It's perfect.
25:19What was that?
25:28No.
25:29Well, don't worry about this.
25:32I'll just buy you a new one.
25:35Let's go do some deliveries.
25:36It's the best part of the job.
25:39Get to go inside, get some fresh air, enjoy some awkward elevator rides.
25:47Okay.
25:58Quicker than me.
25:59I'm trying.
26:00Oh, this is where I used to work. Right there.
26:05I bet that chair looked a whole lot better with you in it.
26:08They made a big mistake.
26:13You want to make it a little bit more interesting?
26:15What's up?
26:23That's not a good one.
26:25How do you think?
26:26You'll find out.
26:35What's that say?
26:36Um, it says baby goat loose on the third floor.
26:39Handle immediately.
26:41You're crazy.
26:45Don't you think that that's a little risky, isn't it?
26:52Oh my god. Someone's coming. We have to go.
26:54I think we're good.
26:55Oh.
26:56I think we're good.
26:57Oh.
26:58I think we're good.
26:59Oh.
27:00Oh.
27:01I think we're good.
27:02Oh.
27:03Oh.
27:04Oh.
27:05Oh.
27:06Oh.
27:07Oh.
27:08Oh.
27:10Oh.
27:12Oh.
27:13Oh, oh my god.
27:26Oh.
27:27Oh.
27:28Oh!
27:29I'm excited to put my marketing skills to good use and to grow with the company.
27:34Really, it is an honor to be here.
27:36You will not be sorry you hired me.
27:39I'm counting on that.
27:42Is he hitting on me?
27:44The marketing assistant, Claire, will get you acclimated.
27:49Okay.
27:59Hey.
28:23Relax.
28:24It can be our little dirty secret.
28:25He's hot, but he's a broke clerk.
28:41Don't waste your time.
28:43I mean, it looks like you're all set up, actually.
28:47I'll see you.
28:48I'll see you.
28:49When are you going to quit that menial job?
28:58It's embarrassing, son.
29:00You're worth millions.
29:04Act like it.
29:05I'll see you.
29:11Ily!
29:13I'm Dixie.
29:15Thank you, Mr. Preston.
29:17Oh, Commonwealth.
29:19When no one else is around.
29:22You know something?
29:23That dress fits you in all the right places.
29:27It just needs one little adjustment.
29:34There we go.
29:35Perfect.
29:36Oh my god, what do I do?
29:38Now, you are familiar with our tracking system, right?
29:41You've used a CRM before?
29:43Yes.
29:44Good.
29:45You do understand what your position is here, right?
29:49I'm sorry, I'm not feeling well.
29:55If you'll excuse me.
29:58Eh, she'll come around.
29:59I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
30:29I'd ask you how your day went.
30:31What?
30:32Did you take your bets?
30:33Yeah, yeah.
30:34You're worse than mom was.
30:39Well, what's wrong?
30:40I think the only reason why my boss hired me is because maybe he wants something else from me.
30:45Seriously?
30:46Already?
30:47Yeah.
30:48Yeah, and I can't afford to lose this job.
30:49We need it.
30:50Oh, he really didn't waste any time.
30:52Did you at least get some free terrible office coffee?
30:55I...
30:56I got something to, uh, tree up.
30:59Chimmy, uh, is this an eviction notice?
31:07Are you kidding?
31:09Surprise.
31:10You are horrible at cheering people up next.
31:14I'll get a job.
31:17No.
31:19You're not going to get a job because what I need you to do is focus.
31:23Stay in school.
31:24I promised mom that I would take care of you.
31:27So I'm going to take care of you, okay?
31:32No.
31:33Mom, take a hug.
31:42Yeah, well, you know, she's got big plans.
31:44And she's wearing that see-through shirt.
31:48Like, come on.
31:48Be for real.
31:49Like, that's supposed to get his attention.
31:55Millie.
31:56Come see me.
31:56Yes.
32:00You want her to see me?
32:01Come in.
32:02Make a seat.
32:02No, no, no, no, no.
32:04This side.
32:05Why don't you check it out?
32:08See how it feels.
32:09Okay.
32:15You're...
32:16Impressive, Ellie.
32:18Really...
32:19Really impressive.
32:22Most people in your position would...
32:24Play it safe.
32:26But you've got instincts.
32:28I'm just doing my job.
32:30And doing it...
32:32Beautifully, I might add.
32:34You should probably, um, get back.
32:36Mm-hmm.
32:37Oh, Pris-up.
32:37I can't.
32:38I'm sorry.
32:39Well.
32:41Someone just made the biggest mistake of their lives.
32:48Oh, my God.
32:50It's gonna be okay.
32:51I'm gonna get another job.
32:52And it's gonna be fine.
32:55It's not gonna be fast enough, though.
32:56I should have just let him.
32:59That's a weird pep talk.
33:01Are you okay?
33:03Yeah, I think I just got fired.
33:05Sweetie.
33:06Did I get fired?
33:07You've been reassigned.
33:14The mail room?
33:16Welcome to the heart of the company.
33:18Well, I didn't do anything wrong.
33:21I didn't say you did.
33:23Well, then why am I being punished?
33:24Just because I didn't let him kiss me?
33:26This happens all the time.
33:27Mr. Preston is a very powerful CEO, but he's forgiving.
33:30Do you feel like I'm gonna fight your way back up?
33:32Not to the people who are saying no.
33:34Look, you can either cry about it or prove that you're better than a corner desk.
33:40It's up to you.
33:40Oh, right.
33:42Ask for, um, Colton.
33:45Hello.
33:46Hang on.
34:01Okay.
34:01Bye.
34:02It's up.
34:02I'm Colton.
34:21You must be my new employee.
34:24I'm your supervisor.
34:27You are my supervisor?
34:30Yes.
34:32Come on, I'll show you the kingdom.
34:36Thanks, Mr. Carter.
34:38No, just call me Colton, or else it makes it seem like I'm going to do your parents' taxes or something.
34:49Look, I know that it's not very glamorous down here,
34:53and let me guess, you just cried in the bathroom for 30 minutes and are now silently panicking yourself.
34:58But I can promise you things are going to be okay.
35:03You seem like you're an expert of crying in bathrooms.
35:06Only on Mondays.
35:10Come on.
35:11Well, this is your desk.
35:17I promise you it won't bite, usually.
35:22Want some water?
35:24I'll go get you some water.
35:25Okay.
35:35All right, we're going to have to calm down.
35:39Just breathe.
35:39He's just a man with arms and a jawline.
35:44The world's most underrated crisis management tool.
35:50Hydration.
35:51In a paper cup and everything.
35:53Yeah, well, I guess that just goes to show how good of a boss I am and how good of a subordinate you are.
36:00I'm sorry.
36:01That was totally inappropriate.
36:02I was kidding.
36:03Okay.
36:03Ellie, look.
36:15I know that it's not anyone's dream to be in the mailroom, but I can tell that you have something special.
36:22Everything's going to be okay.
36:26Thanks.
36:29Of course.
36:33So, what were you doing upstairs?
36:43I'm a marketing strategist, or I was.
36:46Strategist in the mailroom.
36:48Preston must be running this place blind.
36:51If he had half a brain, he would use social media to increase our stock.
36:55That's what I would do, at least.
36:57Oh, it sounds like you've actually thought about this.
36:59Maybe a little bit.
37:00I mean, after all, we're not just a couple of pretty faces, are we?
37:14Another tough one?
37:15I got demoted to the mailroom.
37:19Did you do your homework?
37:21Yeah, yeah.
37:22Whatever.
37:22Okay.
37:24Oh, you also have a doctor's appointment.
37:26Beck and Leibor Carly take you.
37:28What's the point?
37:29We can't even afford doctors.
37:31I'm going to get us to this.
37:32Okay.
37:33I'm going to take care of everything.
37:34Hey, you trust me, right?
37:37Yeah.
37:38Promise.
37:39Yeah.
37:40I trust you.
37:41Okay.
37:43I've got it.
37:44Oh.
37:48Oh.
37:48Oh.
37:49Oh.
37:53Oh.
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37:57Oh.
37:58Oh.
37:59Oh.
38:16Oh.
38:17Oh my god, I'm in so much trouble.
38:19I guess blueberry if you don't like it just lie to me you bought me breakfast well don't get used
38:34to it I bribe new employees to like me that's all
38:49that bad huh no no it's perfect just like you what was that I don't say anything
39:09like something well don't worry about this I'll just buy you a new one let's go do
39:17some deliveries it's the best part of the job get to go inside get some fresh
39:23air enjoy some awkward elevator rights okay
39:39quicker than me oh this is where I used to work right there I bet that
39:47chair looked a whole lot better with you in it they made a big mistake you want to
39:55make it a little bit more interesting
40:05that's not a good boy
40:07I think you'll find out
40:09what does that say um it says baby goat loose on the third floor handle immediately
40:22you're crazy you are dangerous isn't you don't you think that that's a little risky isn't it
40:30oh my god someone's coming we have to go
40:40jesus jessie everybody saw us
40:42oh I think we're good
40:44you're good
40:46you're good
40:47you're good
40:48you're fed
40:49you're good
40:50uh
40:51you're good
40:52yes
40:57yes
40:58I'm excited to put my marketing skills to good use and to grow at the company.
41:16Really, it is an honor to be here.
41:18You will not be sorry you hired me.
41:21I'm counting on that.
41:24Is he hitting on me?
41:25The marketing assistant, Clara, will.
41:28Good job, I made it.
41:31Okay.
41:50Hey, I'm Clara. I'll help you get set up.
41:53Hey, thanks. I'm Ellie.
41:54I'm sorry. Those girls back there, were they?
41:58Oh, do not worry about them. They're just trying to figure out who you slept with to land the job.
42:03I am highly qualified.
42:05Relax.
42:06It can be our little dirty secret.
42:07He's hot, but he's a broke clerk. Don't waste your time.
42:25I mean, it looks like you're all set up, actually.
42:30I'll see you.
42:30I'll see you.
42:31When are you going to quit that menial job?
42:40It's embarrassing, son.
42:42You're worth millions.
42:46Act like it.
42:53Ellie!
42:54Thank you, Mr. Preston.
42:59Oh, come and will.
43:01When no one else is around.
43:04You know something?
43:05That dress fits you in all the right places.
43:09It just needs one little adjustment.
43:16There we go.
43:17Perfect.
43:18Oh my god, what do I do?
43:20Now, you are familiar with our tracking system, right?
43:23You've used a CRM before?
43:25Yes.
43:26Good.
43:27You do understand what your position is here, right?
43:31Um, I'm sorry.
43:35I'm not, I'm not feeling well.
43:37If you'll excuse me.
43:41Eh, she'll come around.
43:41I'm not feeling well.
44:11I'd ask you how your day went.
44:13What?
44:14Did you check your beds?
44:15Yeah, yeah.
44:16You're worse than mom was.
44:21Well, what's wrong?
44:22I think the only reason why my boss hired me is because maybe he wants something else from
44:26me.
44:27Seriously?
44:28Already?
44:29Yeah.
44:30Yeah, and I can't afford to lose this job.
44:31We need it.
44:32Oh, he really didn't waste any time.
44:34Did you at least get some free terrible office coffee?
44:37I...
44:38I got something to, uh, tree up.
44:41Chimmy, uh, is this an eviction notice?
44:49Are you kidding?
44:51Surprise.
44:53You are horrible at cheering people up, Max.
44:56I'll get a job.
44:59No.
45:00You're not going to get a job because what I need you to do is focus.
45:05Stay in school.
45:06I promised mom that I would take care of you.
45:09So I'm going to take care of you, okay?
45:14No.
45:15Mom, take a hug.
45:15Yeah, well, you know, she's got big plans.
45:28She's wearing that see-through shirt.
45:30Like, come on.
45:30Be for real.
45:31Like, that's supposed to get his attention.
45:33Ellen, come see me.
45:39Yes.
45:42You want her to see me?
45:43Come in.
45:44Make a seat.
45:44No, no, no, no, no.
45:46This side.
45:47Why don't you check it out?
45:50See how it feels.
45:52Okay.
45:53You're impressive, Ellen.
46:00Really, really impressive.
46:04Most people in your position would play it safe.
46:08But you've got instincts.
46:10I'm just doing my job.
46:12And doing it beautifully, I might add.
46:16I should probably get back.
46:19Oh, Prisca, I can't.
46:20I'm sorry.
46:20Well, someone just made the biggest mistake of their lives.
46:30Oh, my God.
46:32It's going to be okay.
46:33I'm going to get another job, and it's going to be fine.
46:37It's not going to be fast enough, though.
46:39I should have just let him.
46:41That's a weird pep talk.
46:43Are you okay?
46:45Yeah, I think I just got fired.
46:47Sweetie, did I get fired?
46:50You've been reassigned.
46:56The mail room?
46:58Welcome to the heart of the company.
47:01Well, I didn't do anything wrong.
47:04I didn't say you did.
47:05Well, then why am I being punished?
47:06Just because I didn't let him kiss me?
47:08This happens all the time.
47:09Mr. Preston is a very powerful CEO, but he's forgiving.
47:12Not to the people who say no.
47:13Look, you can either cry about it or prove that you're better than a corner desk.
47:19It's up to you.
47:19I don't think so.
47:20I don't think so.
47:21I don't think so.
47:22I don't think so.
47:23I don't think so.
47:24I don't think so.
47:24I don't think so.
47:25I don't think so.
47:25I don't think so.
47:26I don't think so.
47:26I don't think so.
47:56I'm Colton you must be my new employee I'm your supervisor you are my supervisor yes
48:09come on I'll show you the kingdom thanks mr. Carter no just call me Colton or else it
48:19makes it seem like I'm gonna do your parents taxes or something
48:26look I know that it's not very glamorous down here and let me guess you just
48:33cried in the bathroom for 30 minutes and are now silently panicking yourself but
48:38I could promise you things are gonna be okay you seem like you're an expert of
48:43crying in bathrooms only on Mondays come on
48:50well this is your desk promise you won't want some water I'll go get you some
49:01all right
49:12just breathe he's just a man with arms and a jawline
49:20the world's most underrated crisis management tool hydration in a paper cup
49:28and everything yeah well I guess that just goes to show how good of a boss I
49:31am and how good of a subordinate you are I'm sorry that was totally inappropriate
49:38I was kidding okay
49:46Ellie look I know that it's not anyone's dream to be in the mailroom but I can
49:56tell that you have something special everything's gonna be okay thanks
50:02of course
50:15so what were you doing upstairs I'm a marketing shot adjuster I was strategist in
50:23the mailroom Preston must be running this place blind if he had half a brain he
50:28would use social media to increase our stock that's what I would do at least
50:32oh it sounds like you've actually thought about this maybe a little bit I mean
50:38after all we're not just a couple of pretty faces
50:45another tough one I got devoted to the mailroom did you do your homework yeah yeah whatever oh you also have a doctor's appointment that can leave our car let me take you what's the point we can't even afford doctors I'm gonna get a
51:08rest of this okay hey you trust me right yeah yeah I trust you
51:19I got it
51:21no
51:22no
51:24you
51:26no
51:28no
51:29no
51:30no
51:30no
51:31no
51:31no
51:32no
51:33no
51:33no
51:34no
51:35no
51:36no
51:37no
51:37no
51:49Oh, my God. I'm in so much trouble.
52:02I guess, blueberry, if you don't like it, just lie to me.
52:07You bought me breakfast?
52:09Well, don't get used to it. I bribe new employees to like me. That's all.
52:19Oh, not bad, huh?
52:37No, no, it's perfect. Just like you.
52:43What was that?
52:44I don't know. I didn't say anything.
52:46I thought you said something.
52:49Well, don't worry about this. I'll just buy you a new one.
52:53Let's go do some deliveries. It's the best part of the job.
52:57Get to go inside, get some fresh air, and enjoy some awkward elevator rides.
53:05Okay.
53:15Quicker than me.
53:17I'm trying.
53:17Oh, this is where I used to work. Right there.
53:22I bet that chair looked a whole lot better with you in it.
53:26They made a big mistake.
53:30You want to make it a little bit more interesting?
53:33How so?
53:33You'll find out.
53:44You'll find out.
53:44What does that say?
53:54Um, it says baby goat loose on the third floor.
53:57Handle immediately.
53:58You're crazy.
54:00You are dangerous, aren't you?
54:01I bet you think that that's a little risky, isn't it?
54:10Oh my god, someone's coming.
54:11We have to go.
54:15Jesus, Jesse.
54:17I saw us.
54:18I think we're good.
54:19Oh.
54:20Like, folks, you're good.
54:21I don't know.
54:21Yeah.
54:21Oh god.
54:24I love you.
54:24I don't know.
54:28Amen.
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