- 7/6/2025
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00:00I'm excited to put my marketing skills to good use and to grow with the company.
00:10Really, it is an honor to be here. You will not be sorry you hired me.
00:15I'm counting on that.
00:18Is he hitting on me?
00:20The marketing assistant, Claire, will get you acclimated.
00:25Okay.
00:30Hey, I'm Clara. I'll help you get set up.
00:47Hey, thanks. I'm Ellie.
00:50Sorry, those girls back there, were they?
00:53Oh, do not worry about them. They're just trying to figure out who you slept with to land the job.
00:57I'm highly qualified.
00:59Relax. It can be our little dirty secret.
01:16He's hot, but he's a broke clerk. Don't waste your time.
01:20I mean, it looks like you're all set up, actually.
01:24I'll see you.
01:25I'll see you.
01:31When are you going to quit that menial job?
01:34It's embarrassing, son.
01:37You're worth millions.
01:39You can act like it.
01:40You can act like it.
01:47Ellie!
01:49I'm Dick Z.
01:52Thank you, Mr. Preston.
01:53Oh, Commonwealth.
01:54When no one else is around.
01:58You know something?
01:59That dress fits you in all the right places.
02:05It just needs one little adjustment.
02:10There we go.
02:11Perfect.
02:12Oh, my God. What do I do?
02:14Now, you are familiar with our tracking system, right?
02:17You've used a CRM before?
02:19Yes.
02:20Good.
02:21You do understand what your position is here, right?
02:29I'm sorry.
02:30I'm not feeling well.
02:31If you'll excuse me.
02:35Eh, she'll come around.
02:50Okay.
03:06I'd ask you how your day went.
03:07What?
03:08Did you take their beds?
03:09Yeah, yeah.
03:10Your worst than Mom was.
03:15Well, what's wrong?
03:16I think the only reason why my boss hired me is because
03:19maybe you want something else from me.
03:21Seriously?
03:22Already?
03:23Yeah.
03:24Yeah, and I can't afford to lose this job.
03:25We need it.
03:26Oh, he really didn't waste any time.
03:28Did you at least get some free terrible office coffee?
03:31I...
03:32I got something to, uh...
03:34Cheer you up.
03:39Cheer me up.
03:40Is this an eviction notice?
03:43Are you kidding?
03:46Surprise.
03:47You are horrible at cheering people up next.
03:50I'll get a job.
03:54No.
03:56You're not gonna get a job.
03:57Because what I need you to do is focus.
04:00Stay in school.
04:01I promised Mom that I would take care of you.
04:03So I'm gonna take care of you, okay?
04:08No.
04:09Mom, take a hug.
04:10Yeah, well, you know, she's got big plans.
04:22She's wearing that see-through shirt.
04:23Like, come on.
04:24Be for real.
04:25Like, that's supposed to get his attention.
04:27Ellie, come see me.
04:28Yes.
04:29You want her to see me?
04:30Come in.
04:31Make a seat.
04:32No, no, no, no, no.
04:33This side.
04:34Why don't you check it out?
04:35See how it feels.
04:36Okay.
04:37You're...
04:38Impressive, Ellie.
04:39Really...
04:40Really impressive.
04:41Most people in your position would play it safe.
04:45But you've got instincts.
04:46I'm just doing my job.
04:47And doing it beautifully, I might add.
04:48You should probably, um, get back.
04:49Mm-hmm.
04:50Oh, Marissa, I can't.
04:51I'm sorry.
04:52Well, I'm not sure about this.
04:53I'm sorry.
04:54You're not sure about that.
04:55Okay?
04:56I'm sorry.
04:57I'm sorry.
04:58I'm sorry.
04:59I'm sorry.
05:00Okay.
05:01You're...
05:02Impressive, Ellie.
05:03Really...
05:05Really impressive.
05:06Most people in your position would play it safe.
05:08But you've got instincts.
05:09I'm just doing my job.
05:10And doing it...
05:11Beautifully, I might add.
05:12You should probably, um, get back.
05:13Mm-hmm.
05:14Oh, Marissa, I can't.
05:15I'm sorry.
05:16Well...
05:17Someone just made the biggest mistake of their lives.
05:24Oh, my God.
05:26It's gonna be okay.
05:27I'm gonna get another job.
05:28And it's gonna be fine.
05:30It's not gonna be fast enough, though.
05:32I should've just let him.
05:34That's a weird pep talk.
05:37Are you okay?
05:38Yeah, I think I just got fired.
05:41Sweetie.
05:42Did I get fired?
05:44You've been reassigned.
05:50The mail room?
05:52Welcome to the heart of the company.
05:55Well, I didn't do anything wrong.
05:57I didn't say you did.
05:59Well, then why am I being punished?
06:00Just because I didn't let him kiss me?
06:02This happens all the time.
06:03Mr. Preston is a very powerful CEO, but he's forgiving.
06:06Would you really fight your way back up?
06:08Not to the people who say no.
06:10Look, you can either cry about it or prove that you're better than a corner desk.
06:16It's up to you.
06:17Oh, right.
06:18Ask for, um, Colton.
06:21Mm-hmm.
06:22Go!
06:23Go!
06:24Go!
06:25Go!
06:26Go!
06:27Go!
06:34Go!
06:38Go!
06:39I'm Colton.
06:57You must be my new employee.
07:00I'm your supervisor.
07:03You are my supervisor?
07:06Yes.
07:09Come on, I'll show you the kingdom.
07:13Thanks, Mr. Carter.
07:14No, just call me Colton, or else it makes it seem like I'm going to do your parents' taxes or something.
07:25Look, I know that it's not very glamorous down here,
07:29and let me guess, you just cried in the bathroom for 30 minutes and are now silently panicking yourself.
07:34But I can promise you things are going to be okay.
07:39You seem like you're an expert of crying in bathrooms.
07:42Only on Mondays.
07:43Oh.
07:45Okay.
07:46Come on.
07:47Okay.
07:50Well, this is your desk.
07:53I promise you it won't bite, usually.
07:55You want some water?
08:00I'll go get you some water.
08:02Okay.
08:02All right.
08:12We're going to have to calm down.
08:15Just breathe.
08:15He's just a man with arms and a jawline.
08:21The world's most underrated crisis management tool.
08:26Hydration.
08:27In a paper cup and everything.
08:28Yeah, well, I guess that just goes to show how good of a boss I am and how good of a subordinate you are.
08:36I'm sorry.
08:37That was totally inappropriate.
08:38I was kidding.
08:39Okay.
08:44Ellie, look.
08:47I know that it's not anyone's dream to be in the mailroom, but I can tell that you have something special.
08:58Everything's going to be okay.
09:01Thanks.
09:05Of course.
09:05So, what were you doing upstairs?
09:19I'm a marketing strategist, or I was.
09:22Strategist in the mailroom.
09:24Preston must be running this place blind.
09:27If he had half a brain, he would use social media to increase our stock.
09:31That's what I would do, at least.
09:33Oh, it sounds like you've actually thought about this.
09:34Maybe a little bit.
09:37I mean, after all, we're not just a couple of pretty faces.
09:41Are we?
09:50Another tough one?
09:51I got demoted to the mailroom.
09:56Did you do your homework?
09:57Yeah, yeah.
09:58Whatever.
10:00Oh, you also have a doctor's appointment.
10:02I can leave or call that I take you.
10:03What's the point?
10:05We can't even afford doctors.
10:07I'm going to get us through this.
10:08Okay.
10:10I'm going to take care of everybody.
10:10Hey, you trust me, right?
10:13Yeah.
10:14Promise?
10:15Yeah.
10:16I trust you.
10:17Okay.
10:19I've got it.
10:20No.
10:20No.
10:21No.
10:45Oh my god, I'm in so much trouble.
11:02I guess blueberry, if you don't like it, just lie to me.
11:07You bought me breakfast?
11:09Well, don't get used to it.
11:10I bribe new employees to like me.
11:13That's all.
11:15That bad, huh?
11:37No, no, it's perfect.
11:40Just like you.
11:43What was that?
11:44I don't want to say anything.
11:46I thought you said something.
11:49Well, don't worry about this.
11:50I'll just buy you a new one.
11:53Let's go do some deliveries.
11:54It's the best part of the job.
11:57Get to go inside, get some fresh air, and enjoy some awkward elevator rides.
12:05Okay.
12:05Quicker than me.
12:17Try.
12:18Oh, this is where I used to work.
12:20Right there.
12:22I bet that chair looked a whole lot better with you in it.
12:26They made a big mistake.
12:27You want to make it a little bit more interesting?
12:33How so?
12:41That's not a good one.
12:42You'll find out.
12:44What does that say?
12:54Um, it says baby goat loose on the third floor.
12:57Handle immediately.
12:59You're crazy.
13:00You are dangerous, isn't you?
13:03Don't you think that that's a little risky, isn't it?
13:06Oh, my God.
13:11Someone's coming.
13:11We have to go.
13:16Jesus, Jesse.
13:17Everybody saw us.
13:18Oh, I think we're good.
13:19Oh.
13:36I'm excited to put my marketing skills to good use and to grow at the company.
13:52Really, it is an honor to be here.
13:54You will not be sorry you hired me.
13:57I'm counting on that.
14:00Is he hitting on me?
14:01The marketing assistant, Claire, will get you acclimated.
14:04Hey, I'm Clara.
14:28I'll help you get set up.
14:29Hey, thanks.
14:29I'm Ellie.
14:32Sorry.
14:32Those girls back there, were they?
14:34Oh, do not worry about them.
14:36They're just trying to figure out who you slept with to land the job.
14:39I am highly qualified.
14:41Relax.
14:42It can be our little dirty secret.
14:43He's hot, but he's a broke clerk.
14:59Don't waste your time.
15:01I mean, it looks like you're all set up, actually.
15:05I'll see you.
15:06I'll see you.
15:07When are you going to quit that menial job?
15:16It's embarrassing, son.
15:18You're worth millions.
15:22Act like it.
15:23I'll see you in the next seat.
15:29Thank you, Mr. Preston.
15:35Oh, commonwealth.
15:37When no one else is around.
15:40You know something?
15:41That dress fits you in all the right places.
15:45It just needs one little adjustment.
15:52There we go.
15:53Perfect.
15:54Oh, my God.
15:55What do I do?
15:56Now, you are familiar with our tracking system, right?
15:59You've used a CRM before?
16:01Yes.
16:02Good.
16:03You do understand what your position is here, right?
16:07I'm sorry.
16:11I'm not feeling well.
16:13If you'll excuse me.
16:16Eh, she'll come around.
16:37I'd ask you how your day went.
16:49What?
16:50Did you take her meds?
16:51Yeah, yeah.
16:52You're worse than Mom was.
16:57Well, what's wrong?
16:58I think the only reason why my boss hired me is because maybe he wants something else from
17:02me.
17:03Seriously?
17:04Already?
17:05Yeah.
17:06Yeah, and I can't afford to lose this job.
17:07We need it.
17:08Oh, he really didn't waste any time.
17:10Did you at least get some free terrible office coffee?
17:13I, I got something to, uh, cheer you up.
17:20Cheer me up.
17:22Is this an eviction notice?
17:24Are you kidding?
17:27Surprise.
17:29You are horrible at cheering people up next.
17:32I'll get a job.
17:35No.
17:36You're not going to get a job because what I need you to do is focus.
17:41Stay in school.
17:42I promised Mom that I would take care of you.
17:45So I'm going to take care of you, okay?
17:46I'm going to take care of you.
17:47I'm going to take care of you.
17:47I'm going to take care of you.
17:48No.
17:51Mom, take a hug.
18:00Yeah, well, you know, she's got big plans.
18:02She's wearing that see-through shirt.
18:05Like, come on.
18:06Be for real.
18:07Like, that's supposed to get his attention.
18:09Ellie, come see me?
18:14Yes.
18:17You want her to see me?
18:19Come in.
18:20Make a seat.
18:21No, no, no, no, no.
18:22This side.
18:23Why don't you check it out?
18:26See how it feels.
18:28Okay.
18:33You're impressive, Ellie.
18:36Really, really impressive.
18:40Most people in your position would play it safe.
18:44But you've got instincts.
18:46I'm just doing my job.
18:48And doing it beautifully, I might add.
18:52I should probably get back.
18:54Mm-hmm.
18:55Oh, Priscilla, I can't. I'm sorry.
18:57Well, someone just made the biggest mistake of their lives.
19:06Oh, my God.
19:08It's gonna be okay. I'm gonna get another job.
19:10And it's gonna be fine.
19:13It's not gonna be fast enough, though.
19:14I should've just let him.
19:17That's a weird pep talk. Are you okay?
19:21Yeah, I think I just got fired.
19:23Sweetie, did I get fired?
19:26You've been reassigned.
19:28The mail room?
19:34Welcome to the heart of the company.
19:37Well, I didn't do anything wrong.
19:39I didn't say you did.
19:41Well, then why am I being punished?
19:42Just because I didn't let him kiss me?
19:44This happens all the time.
19:45Mr. Preston is a very powerful CEO, but he's forgiving.
19:48Did you really fight your way back up?
19:50Not to the people who say no.
19:52I know.
19:53Look, you can either cry about it or prove that you're better than a corner desk.
19:58It's up to you.
19:59Oh, right.
20:01Ask for, um, Colton.
20:03I don't have to.
20:04I'm shots.
20:17A açık but not the people who say no.
20:18Well, it doesn't let somebody be a수.
20:21I'm going to pass right away.
20:23Alright.
20:24Alright.
20:25This is bullpen.
20:26I and Maritkins...
20:28that is a special.
20:30It's real money nå.
20:32I'm Colton you must be my new employee I'm your supervisor you are my supervisor yes
20:48come on I'll show you the kingdom thanks mr. Carter no just call me Colton or else it
20:58makes it seem like I'm gonna do your parents taxes or something
21:01look I know that it's not very glamorous down here and let me guess you just cried
21:12in the bathroom for 30 minutes and are now silently panicking yourself but I could
21:18promise you things are gonna be okay you seem like you're an expert of crying in
21:23bathrooms only on Mondays come on oh this is your desk promise you it won't bite usually
21:37you want some water I'll go get you some water okay
21:44all right we're gonna have to calm down just breathe he's just a man with arms and a jawline
22:02the world's most underrated crisis management tool hydration in a paper cup and everything
22:10yeah well I guess that just goes to show how good of a boss I am and how good of a subordinate you are
22:15I'm sorry that was totally inappropriate I was kidding okay
22:22Ellie look
22:29I know that it's not anyone's dream to be in the mailroom but I can tell that you have something
22:39special everything's gonna be okay thanks
22:44of course
22:47so what were you doing upstairs I'm a marketing strategist or I was
23:03strategist in the mailroom Preston must be running this place blind if he had half a brain he would
23:10use social media to increase our stock that's what I would do at least oh it sounds like you've
23:15actually thought about this maybe a little bit I mean after all we're not just a couple of pretty faces
23:22are we too
23:24another tough one I got demoted to the mailroom did you do your homework yeah yeah whatever
23:40oh you also have a doctor's appointment Beck and Lee will call me to take you
23:45okay what's the point we can't even afford doctors I'm gonna get us through this okay
23:51I'm gonna take care of everything hey you trust me right yeah promise yeah I trust you okay
24:00I've got it
24:15oh my god I'm in so much trouble
24:37I guess blueberry if you don't like it just lie to me you bought me breakfast well don't get used
24:52to it I bribe new employees to like me that's all
24:56not bad huh no no it's perfect
25:21what was that
25:26well don't worry about this I'll just buy you a new one let's go do some deliveries it's the best
25:37part of the job get to go inside get some fresh air enjoy some awkward elevator rides okay
25:51yeah
25:52yeah
25:54quicker than me
25:58trying
25:59oh this is where I used to work right there
26:03I bet that chair looked a whole lot better with you in it
26:07they made a big mistake
26:09you want to make it a little bit more interesting
26:14also
26:15that's not a good one
26:24I think
26:25you'll find out
26:26cheers
26:27what's that say
26:36um it says baby goat loose on the third floor handle immediately
26:40you're crazy
26:41you're crazy
26:42don't you think that that's a little risky isn't it
26:47oh my god someone's coming we have to go
26:54oh
26:55I think we're good
27:01oh
27:02I think we're good
27:02oh
27:08oh
27:12oh
27:21oh
27:24oh
27:25oh
27:26I'm excited to put my marketing skills to good use and to grow at the company.
27:34Really, it is an honor to be here.
27:36You will not be sorry you hired me.
27:39I'm counting on that.
27:42Is he hitting on me?
27:44The marketing assistant, Claire, will get you acclimated.
27:49Okay.
27:56Hey.
28:23Relax.
28:24It can be our little dirty secret.
28:26He's hot, but he's a broke clerk.
28:41Don't waste your time.
28:43I mean, it looks like you're all set up, actually.
28:47I'll see you.
28:48I'll see you.
28:49When are you going to quit that menial job?
28:58It's embarrassing, son.
29:00You're worth millions.
29:04Act like it.
29:05Thank you, Mr. Preston.
29:17Oh, commonwealth.
29:19When no one else is around.
29:22You know something?
29:23That dress fits you in all the right places.
29:27It just needs one little adjustment.
29:34There we go.
29:35Perfect.
29:36Oh my god, what do I do?
29:37Now, you are familiar with our tracking system, right?
29:41You've used the CRM before?
29:43Yes.
29:44Good.
29:44You do understand what your position is here, right?
29:52I'm sorry.
29:53I'm not feeling well.
29:55If you'll excuse me.
29:58Eh, she'll come around.
29:59Oh my god, she'll come around.
30:29I'd ask you how your day went.
30:31What?
30:32Did you take her meds?
30:33Yeah, yeah.
30:34You're worse than mom was.
30:39Well, what's wrong?
30:40I think the only reason why my boss hired me is because maybe he wants something else from
30:44me.
30:45Seriously?
30:46Already?
30:47Yeah.
30:48Yeah, and I can't afford to lose this job.
30:49We need it.
30:50Oh, he really didn't waste any time.
30:51Did you at least get some free terrible office coffee?
30:55I...
30:55I got something to, uh, tree up.
30:58Chimmy, uh, is this an eviction notice?
31:06Are you kidding?
31:09Surprise.
31:10You are horrible at cheering people up, Max.
31:14I'll get a job.
31:17No.
31:18You're not going to get a job because what I need you to do is focus.
31:23Stay in school.
31:24I promised mom that I would take care of you.
31:26So I'm going to take care of you, okay?
31:32No.
31:33Mom, take a hug.
31:33Yeah, well, you know, she's got big plans.
31:46She's wearing that see-through shirt.
31:47Like, come on.
31:48Be for real.
31:49Like, that's supposed to get his attention.
31:55Billy.
31:55Come see me.
31:56Yes.
32:00You want her to see me?
32:01Come in.
32:02Make a seat.
32:02No, no, no, no, no.
32:04This side.
32:05Why don't you check it out?
32:08See how it feels.
32:10Okay.
32:15You're...
32:16Impressive, really.
32:18Really...
32:19Really impressive.
32:21Most people in your position would play it safe.
32:26But you've got instincts.
32:28I'm just doing my job.
32:29And doing it beautifully, I might add.
32:34I should probably, um, get back.
32:36Mm-hmm.
32:37Oh, Prisca, I can't.
32:38I'm sorry.
32:39Well, someone just made the biggest mistake of their lives.
32:48Oh, my God.
32:49It's going to be okay.
32:51I'm going to get another job.
32:52And it's going to be fine.
32:55It's not going to be fast enough, though.
32:56I should have just let him.
32:59That's a weird pep talk.
33:01Are you okay?
33:03Yeah, I think I just got fired.
33:05Sweetie.
33:06Did I get fired?
33:08You've been reassigned.
33:14The mailroom?
33:16Welcome to the heart of the company.
33:18Well, I didn't do anything wrong.
33:21I didn't say you did.
33:23Well, then why am I being punished?
33:24Just because I didn't let him kiss me?
33:26This happens all the time.
33:27Mr. Preston is a very powerful CEO, but he's forgiving.
33:30Did you really fight your way back up?
33:32Not to the people who say no.
33:34Look, you can either cry about it
33:37or prove that you're better than a corner desk.
33:40It's up to you.
33:40Oh, right.
33:42Ask for, um, Colton.
33:44Mm-hmm.
33:54Yeah.
33:55I'm Colton.
34:21You must be my new employee.
34:24I'm your supervisor.
34:26You are my supervisor?
34:29Yes.
34:31Come on, I'll show you the kingdom.
34:36Thanks, Mr. Carter.
34:38No, just call me Colton or else it makes it seem like I'm going to do your parents' taxes
34:42or something.
34:45Look, I know that it's not very glamorous down here.
34:53And let me guess, you just cried in the bathroom for 30 minutes and are now silently panicking
34:57yourself.
34:58But I can promise you things are going to be okay.
35:03You seem like you're an expert of crying in bathrooms.
35:06Only on Mondays.
35:07Oh.
35:08Okay.
35:09Come on.
35:10Okay.
35:11Well, this is your desk.
35:16I promise you it won't bite, usually.
35:19You want some water?
35:20I'll go get you some water.
35:21Okay.
35:22All right.
35:23We're going to have to calm down.
35:24Just breathe.
35:25He's just a man with arms and a jawline.
35:28The world's most underrated crisis management tool.
35:32Hydration.
35:33In a paper cup and everything.
35:34Yeah.
35:35Well, I guess that just goes to show how good of a boss I am and how good of a subordinate
35:41you are.
35:42I'm sorry.
35:43That was totally inappropriate.
35:44I was kidding.
35:45Okay.
35:46Ellie.
35:47Ellie, look.
35:48I know that it's really bad.
35:49It's not bad, but you know, I don't have to know.
35:50You're right.
35:51Whole world's most underestimated crisis management tool.
35:53Hydration.
35:54In a paper cup and everything.
35:55I guess that just goes to show how good of a boss I am and how good of a subordinate
35:56you are.
35:57I'm sorry.
35:58No, that was totally inappropriate.
36:01I was just kidding.
36:02Okay.
36:02Oh.
36:05Ellie, look.
36:12I know that it's funny.
36:15It's not anyone's dream to be in the mailroom, but I can tell that you have something special.
36:22Everything's going to be okay.
36:25Thanks.
36:29Of course.
36:39So, what were you doing upstairs?
36:42I'm a marketing shot adjuster. I was.
36:45A strategist in the mailroom.
36:47Preston must be running this place blind.
36:50If he had half a brain, he would use social media to increase our stock.
36:54That's what I would do, at least.
36:56Oh, it sounds like you've actually thought about this.
36:58Maybe a little bit.
37:00I mean, after all, we're not just a couple of pretty faces, are we?
37:13Another tough one?
37:14I got devoted to the mailroom.
37:17Did you do your homework?
37:19Yeah, yeah.
37:20Whatever.
37:21Okay.
37:23Oh, you also have a doctor's appointment.
37:25Beck and me work early to take you.
37:26Okay.
37:27What's the point?
37:28We can't even afford doctors.
37:30I'm gonna get us through this.
37:31Okay.
37:32I'm gonna take care of everything.
37:33I'm gonna take care of everything.
37:34Hey.
37:35You trust me, right?
37:36Yeah.
37:37Promise?
37:38Yeah.
37:39I trust you.
37:40Okay.
37:42I've got it.
37:43I've got it.
37:44Ugh.
37:45Ugh.
37:46Ugh.
37:47Ugh.
37:48Ugh.
37:49Ugh.
37:51Ugh.
37:52Oh my god, I'm in so much trouble.
37:54Ugh.
37:55Oh my god, I'm in so much trouble.
38:01I guess blueberry, if you don't like it, just lie to me.
38:07Oh, my God.
38:17I'm in so much trouble.
38:26I guess blueberry.
38:27If you don't like it, just lie to me.
38:30You bought me breakfast?
38:33Well, don't get used to it.
38:34I bribe new employees to like me.
38:37That's all.
39:00Not bad, huh?
39:01No, no, it's perfect.
39:04Just like you.
39:07What was that?
39:08I don't know.
39:09Say anything.
39:10I thought you said something.
39:13Well, don't worry about this.
39:14I'll just buy you a new one.
39:17Let's go do some deliveries.
39:18It's the best part of the job.
39:21Get to go inside.
39:23Get some fresh air.
39:24And enjoy some awkward elevator rides.
39:29Okay.
39:29Quicker than me.
39:41I'm trying.
39:42Oh, this is where I used to work.
39:44Right there.
39:47I bet that chair looked a whole lot better with you in it.
39:50They made a big mistake.
39:51You want to make it a little bit more interesting?
39:57How so?
40:05That's not a good one.
40:06I think.
40:07They'll find out.
40:08What does that say?
40:18Um, it says baby goat loose on the third floor.
40:21Handle immediately.
40:22You're crazy.
40:24You are dangerous, aren't you?
40:27Don't you think that that's a little risky, isn't it?
40:34Oh my god, someone's coming.
40:35We have to go.
40:40Jesus, you guys think everybody stole us?
40:42Oh, I think we're good.
40:44Oh.
40:44I'm excited to put my marketing skills to good use
41:14and to grow at the company.
41:16Really, it is an honor to be here.
41:18You will not be sorry you hired me.
41:21I'm counting on that.
41:24Is he hitting on me?
41:25The marketing assistant, Claire, will get you acclimated.
41:31Okay.
41:44Hey, I'm Clara.
41:52I'll help you get set up.
41:53Hey, thanks.
41:53I'm Ellie.
41:56Sorry, those girls back there, were they?
41:58Oh, do not worry about them.
42:00They're just trying to figure out who you slept with
42:01to land the job.
42:03I am highly qualified.
42:05Relax.
42:06It can be our little dirty secret.
42:07He's hot, but he's a broke clerk.
42:23Don't waste your time.
42:25I mean, it looks like you're all set up, actually.
42:29I'll see you.
42:30I'll see you.
42:31When are you going to quit that menial job?
42:40It's embarrassing, son.
42:42You're worth millions.
42:46Act like it.
42:53Ellie!
42:55Take a seat.
42:58Thank you, Mr. Preston.
42:59I will come and will when no one else is around.
43:04You know something?
43:05That dress fits you in all the right places.
43:10It just needs one little adjustment.
43:15There we go.
43:17Perfect.
43:18Oh my God, what do I do?
43:20Now, you are familiar with our tracking system, right?
43:23You've used the CRM before?
43:25Yes.
43:26Good.
43:26You do understand what your position is here, right?
43:34Um...
43:34I'm sorry.
43:35I'm not feeling well.
43:37If you'll excuse me.
43:40Eh, she'll come around.
43:41I'm not feeling well, I'll see you.
43:54Let's try.
43:56Ah!
43:58fft
43:59I'm not feeling well.
44:03I'd ask you how your day went.
44:13What?
44:14Did you take my bets?
44:15Yeah, yeah.
44:16You're worse than mom was.
44:21Well, what's wrong?
44:22I think the only reason why my boss hired me is because maybe he wants something else
44:26from me.
44:27Seriously?
44:28Already?
44:29Yeah.
44:30Yeah, and I can't afford to lose this job.
44:31We need it.
44:32Oh, you really didn't waste any time.
44:34Did you at least get some free terrible office coffee?
44:37I...
44:37I got something to, uh, tree up.
44:44Cheer me up.
44:46Is this an eviction notice?
44:48Are you kidding?
44:51Surprise.
44:52You are horrible at cheering people up, Max.
44:56I'll get a job.
44:59No.
45:00You're not going to get a job, because what I need you to do is focus.
45:05Stay in school.
45:06I promised mom that I would take care of you.
45:09So I'm going to take care of you, okay?
45:14No.
45:15Mom, take a hug.
45:15Yeah, well, you know, she's got big plans.
45:28She's wearing that see-through shirt.
45:29Like, come on.
45:30Be for real.
45:31Like, that's supposed to get his attention.
45:37Kelly, come see me.
45:38Yes.
45:39You want her to see me?
45:43Come in.
45:44Make a seat.
45:44No, no, no, no, no.
45:46This side.
45:47Why don't you check it out?
45:50See how it feels.
45:52Okay.
45:53You're impressive, Eileen.
46:00Really, really impressive.
46:04Most people in your position would play it safe.
46:08But you've got instincts.
46:10I'm just doing my job.
46:11And doing it beautifully, I might add.
46:16I should probably, um, get back.
46:17Oh, Krista, I can't.
46:20I'm sorry.
46:21Well, someone just made the biggest mistake of their lives.
46:30Oh, my God.
46:32It's going to be okay.
46:33I'm going to get another job, and it's going to be fine.
46:37It's not going to be fast enough, though.
46:38I should have just let him.
46:41That's a weird pep talk.
46:43Are you okay?
46:45Yeah, I think I just got fired.
46:46Sweetie, did I get fired?
46:50You've been reassigned.
46:56The mail room?
46:58Welcome to the heart of the company.
47:01Well, I didn't do anything wrong.
47:03I didn't say you did.
47:05Well, then why am I being punished?
47:06Just because I didn't let him kiss me?
47:08This happens all the time.
47:09Mr. Preston is a very powerful CEO, but he's forgiving.
47:12Not to the people who say no.
47:13Look, you can either cry about it,
47:16or prove that you're better than a quarter desk.
47:19It's up to you.
47:49I'm Colton. You must be my new employee. I'm your supervisor.
48:06You are my supervisor?
48:09Yes.
48:13Come on, I'll show you the kingdom.
48:15Thanks, Mr. Carter.
48:17No, just call me Colton or else it...
48:19makes it seem like I'm going to do your parents' taxes or something.
48:28Look, I know that it's not very glamorous down here,
48:32and let me guess, you just cried in the bathroom for 30 minutes
48:35and are now silently panicking yourself.
48:38But I can promise you things are going to be okay.
48:42You seem like you're an expert of crying in bathrooms.
48:45Only on Mondays.
48:49Come on.
48:50Okay.
48:53Well, this is your desk.
48:56I promise you I won't.
48:58You want some water?
49:00I'll go get you some water.
49:01All right.
49:14Just breathe.
49:15He's just a man with arms and a jawline.
49:21The world's most underrated crisis management tool.
49:26Hydration.
49:26And a paper cup and everything.
49:29Yeah, well, I guess that just goes to show how good of a boss I am
49:32and how good of a subordinate you are.
49:36I'm sorry.
49:37That was totally inappropriate.
49:38I was kidding.
49:39Okay.
49:41Oh.
49:41Ellie, look.
49:50I know that it's not anyone's dream to be in the mailroom,
49:55but I can tell that you have something special.
49:58Everything's going to be okay.
50:01Thanks.
50:05Of course.
50:05So, what were you doing upstairs?
50:18I'm a marketing strategist, or I was.
50:22Strategist in the mailroom.
50:24Preston must be running this place blind.
50:27If he had half a brain, he would use social media to increase our stock.
50:31That's what I would do, at least.
50:32Oh, it sounds like you've actually thought about this.
50:34Maybe a little bit.
50:37I mean, after all, we're not just a couple of pretty faces.
50:41Are we?
50:50Another tough one?
50:51I got devoted to the mailroom.
50:55Did you do your homework?
50:57Yeah, yeah.
50:58Whatever.
50:58Okay.
51:00Oh, you also have a doctor's appointment.
51:02Beck and Lee will call me to take you.
51:03What's the point?
51:05We can't even afford doctors.
51:07I'm going to get us through this.
51:08Okay.
51:09I'm going to take care of everything.
51:10Hey, you trust me, right?
51:13Yeah.
51:14I trust you.
51:17Okay.
51:19I've got it.
51:20Oh.
51:20Oh.
51:24Oh.
51:24Oh, my God.
51:53I'm in so much trouble.
52:02I guess blueberry.
52:03If you don't like it, just lie to me.
52:06You bought me breakfast?
52:09Well, don't get used to it.
52:10I bribe new employees to like me.
52:13That's all.
52:13Oh.
52:14Oh.
52:16That bad, huh?
52:37No.
52:38No, it's perfect.
52:40Just like you.
52:41What was that?
52:44I don't know.
52:45Say anything.
52:46I thought you said something.
52:49Well, don't worry about this.
52:50I'll just buy you a new one.
52:52Let's go do some deliveries.
52:54It's the best part of the job.
52:57Get to go inside.
52:58Get some fresh air.
52:59And enjoy some awkward elevator rides.
53:03Quicker than me.
53:17I'm trying.
53:18Oh, this is where I used to work.
53:20Right there.
53:22I bet that chair looked a whole lot better with you in it.
53:26They made a big mistake.
53:27You want to make it a little bit more interesting?
53:33How so?
53:41That's not a good one.
53:42You'll find out.
53:52What does that say?
53:54Um, it says baby goat loose on the third floor.
53:56Handle immediately.
53:59You're crazy.
54:00You are dangerous, isn't you?
54:03Don't you think that that's a little risky, isn't it?
54:10Oh, my God.
54:11Someone's coming.
54:11We have to go.
54:16Jesus, Jesse.
54:17My saws.
54:18I think we're good.
54:19Oh.
54:26Oh, my God.
54:42Oh, my God.
54:46Okay.
54:46Oh, my God.
54:47Okay.
54:47Which one?
54:47Yeah.
54:48Oh, my God.
54:48Oh, my God.
54:48Oh, my God.
54:49Today.
54:50Oh.
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