- 7/10/2025
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00:00hello what can i get for you hey i'll have the smash burger and just a cup of black coffee
00:25perfect my name is delilah let me know if you need anything else okay
00:29yeah my name is george okay i'll be back with your meal
00:40check for you whenever you're ready
00:44oh no um oh let me guess no money i just think i left my wallet at home starving doctor um
00:53yeah i'm just down on my luck don't worry about it i'll cover you this time okay
00:59really look i'll pay you back i promise just get out of here
01:07go okay
01:08maybe there still are some good women after all
01:17nothing nothing what do you mean she gets nothing
01:20she signed a prenup she's entitled to nothing let me see that
01:30this looks like a marriage license
01:31you told me i was signing our marriage certificate you should have read the fine print
01:40you tricked her shame on you okay can we go i have a nail appointment
01:46you do however get child support wait what i'm sorry that's the law
01:53what do you think i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry
02:06you're having an affair with your secretary
02:08your secretary i want a divorce i think it's time you find your own place fine
02:12i want a divorce i'm a horrible mother
02:24my sketches and you told me that you would show those to the design department delilah you're a
02:53housewife you're not a designer perfect
03:04roland there's another leak in the ceiling
03:23i'm getting bored i want to go lie down sure i'll keep an eye on things
03:44the fuck you need to get out of my room i said you need to get out of my room
03:48everyone out this is my house this is my life so get out get everyone the
04:00fuck out of here now all right people party's over let's go party's over
04:14hey george welcome back hey
04:40hey this is the money that i owe you
04:47what can i get for you i'll take a black coffee coffee yeah true
04:53get back for that okay
04:54let me guess let me guess acting not going so well i've hit a bit of a dry patch yeah
05:06i don't believe in love fine i want a divorce did you hear him i ruined my son your son is fantastic
05:15but benji needs to be in love if he's ever gonna find himself just try to keep your heart open if not
05:20for yourself or benji i think i have an idea okay what is that i want to hire you
05:30you want to hire me to pretend to be in love with me an acting gig
05:34i really want my son to see what it looks like for someone to love me you know a happy couple
05:43oh um yeah i cannot pay you much but it seems like you need the money
05:50what do you say
05:57deal deal
06:06all right
06:06come on two more last one okay good work good work hey can i tell you something well that's never
06:19good you ready as ready as i could be i'm gonna be an actor you what look some waitress someone needed
06:30my help and i agreed you realize you're a famous billionaire right yeah she doesn't know that part
06:37yet but um look man she's super sweet and she um and she wants to show her son that love is real
06:46totally normal request look man i just need something something different you know i can't
06:52do this anymore i'm just sick of this lifestyle and just feel so empty okay so let me get this
06:57straight you got hired to pretend to be some waitress's boyfriend yeah okay crazy things have
07:05happened i got your back boss thanks you know and you'll see she's great whatever you say boss another
07:12set okay oh my god why you agreed to pay the bills is beyond me sharon no idea what you're doing
07:21what's this oh no let's do it's not good urgent child support
07:41last notice of child support must pay we'll not be paying that
07:51i don't even know what's this oh no no no no no hello delilah you look quite nice tonight
08:21why thank you george you look quite nice as well
08:34why thank you george you look quite nice too can i offer you something to drink no thank you
08:45i'm fine
08:54this is going to be great
08:54this is going to be great
08:58come on you can do it benji come on
09:07come on benji hit the ball for once
09:11let's go benji
09:12you're doing great
09:15hey tony hey delilah
09:17you're looking good as always
09:20you're looking good as always good as always so much nice
09:23nice for that dribble nice
09:36oh my god that's him
09:37the guy that i hired to pretend to be my boyfriend delilah what are you talking about
09:49what are you talking about hey george hey delilah
10:01oh for christ's sake man up boy
10:04don't say that oh my god can i go i'm so bored for fuck's sake thank god i have a mani paddy
10:11come on let's get out of here you don't want to say hi then no it's a little harsh to say to your kid
10:20who the fuck are you i'm george i'm delilah's new boyfriend
10:25delilah's new boyfriend yes yeah we are dating
10:31what do they run out of pizza boys hon
10:35he's an actor oh he's an actor that makes it even better
10:40wow you are such a riot delilah just when i thought you couldn't get any dumber you proved me wrong
10:45what's that bud
10:49nothing we gotta get out of here wish you two the best
10:55hey asshole where's the child support
11:01don't worry booby i'll handle it you just focus on making the ka-ching
11:09i think i just wanted it in my mouth
11:11all right i think i'm gonna get going but um i'll see you tomorrow for the date right
11:15yes yes yes our date
11:19see more
11:23girl you better tell me everything now
11:31no no no no you're not supposed to do that i'm a starving artist they have lint on their shirts
11:40i still think this is a harebrained idea
11:43you know this is the first time in my life where i can be a normal person nobody after my money or my
11:49status or what i can do for them delilah doesn't want anything for me she just wants me to play a role
11:57i do have to say it's nice to see you smile again
12:04yeah it's gonna be nice you'll see and you should take the night off take janice out to dinner on me
12:11hell no boss i'm keeping an eye on you from a distance no it'll be fine nobody will know who i am
12:18that may be the case but you're still one of the richest men in the world and i ain't taking any
12:23chances do not follow me yes boss later
12:42hey how are you i'm george i'm benji
12:45well hello hello hello there how are you i am very excited about our date i am looking forward to
12:56our date as well won't you come in ah yes thank you
13:02oh my
13:14bad plumbing is making the roof leak we've allowed you landlord ah but you look quite nice tonight
13:23why thank you george you look quite nice as well why are you guys acting so weird hi
13:31i'm roland the babysitter i think it's time for you to get going yes yes um yeah what if yeah
13:40that was so strange i know
13:47well that didn't go too well yeah no academy award for us maybe we should practice that sounds good yeah
13:57uh so what are you gonna do for the next couple hours while we're on our supposed date
14:06yeah probably go eat i hear there's a nice italian restaurant around the corner yeah it's pretty
14:14good what are you gonna do uh same probably grab a bite to eat maybe hit a bookstore well that's just
14:23so silly i mean why don't we go together sure sounds good okay
14:39so tell me why wedding dresses well ever since i was a little girl i always wanted to wear the dress
14:46be the bride yeah have my happy ending and then i eloped with andy and uh he had an affair
14:59and then we got a divorce and now of course he hasn't paid a dime of child support my roof is leaking
15:07um my car is useless and i work in a diner
15:13so best laid plans i guess you know you should call my attorney friend he's telling me some things
15:24in the past i think i can help you with this child support issue i would tell him that you're a friend
15:30of mine thank you yeah of course i will
15:33you should probably get back from our date and split the bill yeah sure uh split the bill
15:49check please
15:49hey bernard this is justin you're gonna be getting a call from a woman named delilah james long story
16:05short her ex is a piece of he won't pay child support and he works it in the style but i can't
16:11fire him unless he might sue or he might figure out who i am so the least i can do is try to help
16:17get some money back from this douchebag from her and she can't know who i am she thinks my name is
16:21george thanks man hey do you know yes boss let's buy delilah's building let's fix the roof on it
16:35sure thing oh while you're at it if you can buy her car nothing too fancy though she's not that type
16:40of girl and keep everything anonymous you got it thank you
16:47what's going on someone about the building they're putting on a new room
16:55what come on oh my god that's amazing right
17:17uh
17:27uh
17:29uh
17:31uh
18:35To appear before the Department of Child Services, delinquency of child support.
18:41Anyway, we need to talk.
19:07I need you to follow Delilah James
19:16It's her address
19:20Find me some dirt
19:21I need to blackmail her into dropping the child support nonsense
19:25She's ruining my perfect life
19:27Okay, ma'am, you got it
19:29Yeah, and don't mess it up
19:32Come on
19:37I had a good time
19:43Yeah, it was fun
19:45We should, um, we should do it again sometime
19:47I think we sounded really good
19:50But we should practice some more
19:52Just in case
19:54Sure
19:55That'd be great
19:57Well, goodnight
19:59Goodnight
20:07Delilah, look what they delivered for you
20:21Wait, what?
20:23A big truck came today and dropped it off
20:25But when I asked, they gave me this to give to you
20:28It says that you want the best neighbor's sweepstakes
20:32I didn't enter any sweepstakes
20:36Did you enter some kind of contest?
20:40Not any that I know of
20:41Oh, don't look at me
20:44Look, it's got your name on it
20:46Oh my god
20:48It really does say that
20:51Car belongs to me
20:52They gave me this to you as well
20:55I guess my look is finally changing
21:06What's 10 minus 4?
21:10You know the answer to that
21:12Dang
21:13Oh, shoot
21:18I left my phone in my bedroom
21:20George, can you get it for me?
21:23Roland's gonna call
21:23Yeah, sure, no problem
21:25Thanks
21:26Don't log out of me
21:31I just checked
21:32I just checked
21:32So
21:33You can do it
21:34This one
21:34I was like
21:35I don't like
21:35This one
21:37I don't like
21:37We're gonna have
21:38I don't think
21:39You can do it
21:39You can do it
21:41Yeah, I don't like
21:41You can do it
21:42He don't like
21:43You gotta take your phone
21:44You can do it
21:45You can do it
21:46With your phone
21:46Uh, yeah
21:47mission accomplished he's asleep
21:58what
22:04nothing i just um i think that we should practice
22:10let's do the mirror exercise
22:14sure
22:16i think that we should practice kissing
22:35i think that we should practice kissing
22:41i think that would be a good idea
22:46so
22:55i think that would be a good idea
23:04i think that would be a good idea
23:13i think that would be a good idea
23:22i think that would be a good idea
23:31that would be a good idea
23:40oh
23:49george
23:58george wake up
23:59the time
24:00benji's gonna be up in five minutes
24:02wait
24:02oh okay yeah come on okay
24:05okay just go up front
24:07and pretend that you're just surviving
24:09and and you're gonna take benji to school
24:11okay
24:12just go
24:15okay
24:16okay
24:20come on
24:25i don't want to eat this
24:29i don't want to eat this
24:31grab your bag
24:32grab your bag
24:32come on
24:32okay
24:34hurry
24:38let's go
24:40hey
24:47hi
25:10how is that possible
25:19how is that possible
25:21that movie owes her a lot of money
25:23money that could be spent on me
25:26us
25:30okay
25:30this is what i want you to do
25:32get rid of them
25:33if they don't exist
25:35then he has enough to pay child support
25:37and all the money goes to me
25:40i mean us
25:42let me get this straight
25:44what you're asking me is to
25:46you know you want me to
25:48ow
25:48damn it
25:49don't say it out loud
25:50it gives me the creeps
25:52what you gotta
25:53i mean ow
25:54alright alright
25:56i'll handle it
25:56i'll do it
25:58excellent
25:58consider it done
26:01good
26:02let me know when you finish
26:04also i need the keys from an apartment
26:06bye
26:20there we go
26:28we're fucked
26:29oh come on ref
26:30give us a break
26:32hey that was a foul
26:33no
26:34rye
26:36oh shit
26:38oh my god
26:40hang on
26:40off
26:41who the fuck does this guy think he is
26:43what is he doing
26:45your kid's a bitch
26:47hey hey hey hey bud
26:49everything alright
26:50no
26:51what's wrong
26:53my ankle
26:55you sure it's your ankle
26:56i can't do it
26:57what is he saying
26:59no idea
27:00oh for the love of
27:01listen
27:04we all believe that you can do it
27:06you just need to believe that you can't
27:09look at me
27:10uh
27:11ref
27:12can we have a second
27:13hey hey
27:15look at me
27:16you can do this
27:18and i know that you taking this penalty kick is a big deal
27:21and it is
27:22but messy misses sometimes
27:25you know
27:26and it's not about whether you miss it or you make it
27:30it's about you having the courage to try
27:32and look
27:35we are both proud of you
27:37whether you make it or not
27:39yes
27:40yeah
27:41you ready
27:43yeah
27:44there you go
27:46and look we believe in you but you need to believe in yourself okay
27:50everything will work out
27:51i promise
27:52okay
27:53alright buddy
27:53i can do it
27:59come on ben
28:03come on son you can do it
28:05shoot it for christ's sake
28:06oh god
28:08i can do it
28:10i can do it
28:11i can do it
28:12shut up
28:20oh
28:21hey booby let's go i have a hair appointment
28:31hey d
28:32i wanted to ask you something
28:33yeah
28:34my uh company is opening up a third branch
28:37and uh
28:38there's gonna be a big party next week
28:40and i was really hoping you'd be able to come along
28:42thank you tony
28:44i'm
28:44i'm actually with him now
28:46so
28:47with him
28:50yeah
28:51you're serious
28:52yeah tony
28:54i'm serious
28:55this guy's just some two-bit actor
28:57you see him out there acting on the field
28:59pretending to help benji
29:00i didn't know you were such a slut
29:06hey
29:06get your own kid you freak
29:10let's go
29:12um
29:13i'm hard now
29:15ew
29:16okay can we go
29:17let's go
29:17come on
29:18come on let's go
29:18i can't
29:18i really
29:19hey boss
29:38how about i heat you up some soup
29:39dino dino dino man
29:41women
29:42are nothing but trouble
29:44you know
29:46they think they know what they want
29:47then they get what they want
29:49and that actually is not even
29:51what they wanted
29:52and women are trouble
29:54that's that's the bottom line
29:55that's what i'm trying to say here
29:56i'm sorry man
29:58no it's fun
29:59dino
30:00you should go home
30:02straight to your wife
30:03because you got a good one
30:06yes sir
30:07you should cherish her
30:08yes sir
30:09yeah
30:10it's got a good one
30:15it's got a good one
30:45nothing in here
30:59nothing in here
31:15tell me what you got
31:41i couldn't finish the job
31:43ma'am
31:44i'm sorry
31:44he had some goon there
31:46he came out of nowhere
31:47what
31:49they've seen my face
31:53i gotta have to lay low for a while
31:55you idiot
31:55i told you to do one thing
31:58do it out
31:59i clearly have to do everything on my own
32:02you should have saw the big the guy was
32:04idiot
32:04hey sexy
32:12hey
32:13what is it
32:15what's wrong
32:16okay
32:19i have to show you something
32:21you can't laugh okay
32:23what
32:24of course
32:26anything for you boopy
32:27what
32:32share they're
32:34they're actually amazing
32:36so you'll pitch it
32:37of course
32:38yeah
32:40yeah i will
32:41thank you boopy
32:42wow incredible
32:46goon
32:48yeah
32:50but
32:51yeah
32:53good
32:54yeah
32:56yeah
32:56yeah
32:57yeah
32:57yeah
32:58Boopie, mama's in the mood.
33:23Boopie, mama wants some lovey-dovey.
33:31Boopie.
33:40Boopie.
33:41Boopie.
33:44Boopie.
33:46Boopie.
33:48Boopie.
33:49Boopie.
33:50Boopie.
33:51Boopie.
33:52Boopie.
33:59Boopie.
34:03George, please call me.
34:11I'm so sorry about the other night.
34:17George, please don't let this affect our friendship
34:34Benji misses you
34:38I miss you
34:39Call me
34:47Fine
34:58Around 7 o'clock
35:01This better be important
35:03Listen
35:09I really need to talk with you
35:12Can we get a coffee?
35:15Just a coffee
35:16Okay, slam dunking coffee at noon tomorrow
35:21See you then
35:22Uh, hey Dino
35:30Yes, boss
35:31Hey, can you do me a solid?
35:33Can you follow Delilah?
35:35She's been acting a little strange
35:36I kind of want to just know what's up
35:38Consider it done
35:39Thank you
35:45So what is this about?
35:46Let's just enjoy our drinks for a bit
35:50No
35:51I've been thinking about us
35:56Us?
36:00There is no us
36:01But there is
36:03There could be
36:04When I saw you with that guy at the Little League game
36:09I knew I made a big mistake
36:12We're a family
36:14We're the perfect family
36:17You've got to be kidding me
36:19How dare you?
36:22How dare you?
36:28How dare you?
36:30Sharon, poopy
36:32This was not my idea
36:34You're lying
36:35You're trying to steal my man
36:37I already told you
36:38He's mine
36:39You slut
36:40Tell her
36:41This was your idea
36:42He wants us to get back together
36:44Oh
36:45I don't know what you're talking about
36:47Sharon, she begged me to meet her
36:49She said it was an emergency
36:51Something about Benji
36:52You coward
36:53She grabbed my hand
36:56She was begging me
36:57It was pathetic
36:59Take that, you slut
37:10I cannot believe that I agreed to have dinner with you
37:13You're a worm
37:15And you're fucking crazy
37:18And this man
37:21Does not pay his child support
37:24Boopy
37:29Don't even start
37:30And what the hell is this
37:32You're embarrassing me
37:33It's disgusting
37:34Let's go
37:34Let's go, come on
37:35Hey
37:43Hey
37:46Thank you for meeting with me
37:48I'm happy to see you
37:50Yeah
37:52What do you want, Delilah?
37:56I've been thinking
37:57About us
37:59About our conversation
38:01The other week
38:02And
38:03What you said
38:05Look
38:07I was wrong
38:09I
38:10What I said
38:11Was wrong
38:12And I made a mistake
38:13And I was confused
38:15What do you mean
38:17You were confused?
38:18I was dinner last night
38:19With Andy
38:21What?
38:23I said
38:24How was dinner last night
38:25With Andy?
38:27How do you know about that?
38:29Ah
38:29So you did have dinner with him
38:32And you held hands
38:34How romantic
38:35Oh my god
38:37Did you have me followed?
38:38You're not even denying it
38:40Oh god
38:42I had dinner
38:43With Andy last night
38:44Because he asked
38:45To talk about Benji
38:47Yeah
38:47And then he grabbed my hand
38:50And then his girlfriend
38:51Threw wine in my face
38:53Right
38:53Yeah, right
38:54And then I went home
38:56And I did some soul searching
38:57And I realized
38:57That I have feelings for you
38:59And now I realized
39:01I was wrong
39:01You're just an asshole
39:03You're just a lonely woman
39:08Who's shut down
39:10And has to pay somebody
39:12To even pretend to love her
39:13God
39:14I hope I never
39:20Have to see you again
39:21Jesus Christ
39:24Mom?
39:34Yeah, hon?
39:35Can I ask you a
39:36Personal question?
39:40Well, I guess that depends
39:41On what the question is
39:42Where's George?
39:45George
39:46You heard me
39:48Where's George?
39:50Um
39:50Did you have a fight?
39:54Well
39:54Did you break up?
40:05Sometimes grown-ups
40:06They
40:07They have to make decisions
40:09Well, it's okay
40:11She broke up
40:12Don't worry about it
40:14You can be used to it
40:16I'm sorry, Benji
40:19I really am
40:23What's in your car, George?
40:37Thank you for meeting with me
40:46Yeah, I was surprised
40:47That you called
40:48Um
40:50Are you here alone?
40:51Yeah, it's
40:52Snagat
40:52Mom's a rocker
40:53Roland fell asleep on the couch
40:55He does it every time
40:56Don't tell mom
40:57Okay
40:59I want to talk about mom
41:02Look, Benji
41:04I don't think that
41:04There's much to talk about there
41:06Your mom has been super sad
41:08And I'm sorry to hear about that
41:11You know she loves you
41:12Right?
41:14Wait, what?
41:15I can tell
41:16Benji, it's not what you think
41:19Look
41:20Your mom hired me
41:24I know you've been pretending
41:25What?
41:26I know you've been pretending
41:28That you love each other
41:29So mom can show me how it is to be a happy couple
41:31Listen, I mean be cute
41:33But I'm not stupid
41:34But
41:35And you love her too
41:36But there's
41:37So I'd like the two of you to stop the shenanigans
41:39And please get back together
41:40Deal?
41:45Deal
41:46Delilah, Delilah, Delilah
41:51What?
41:52What?
41:52I'm a friend of a friend of an ex
41:54I had the two sets of tickets to the Le Couture fashion style show
41:58And I couldn't use them and get them to me
42:01What?
42:02Wait, that is like huge
42:04Anyone is gonna be at that fashion show
42:07Let's just say the relationship didn't go well
42:11And guilt, baby, guilt
42:13And guess who's gonna be my date
42:18Who?
42:19You silly
42:20What?
42:20Yeah
42:21Wait, those are my designs
42:28What?
42:30Those look exactly like my dresses
42:32Let's see
42:33Oh my god, they do
42:35We have to go
42:37Boobie
42:59I think we're gonna change the fashion world
43:01Ooh, I agree, Boobie
43:03There they are
43:05Ladies and gentlemen
43:10Before we end this magical show
43:12We have a very special treat
43:14Today, after years of secrecy
43:17Le Style Couture will finally reveal its company's owner
43:21Founder and primary designer
43:24Oh my god
43:26We're fucked
43:27Oh my god
43:30Ladies and gentlemen
43:31Please put your hands together for none other than
43:35Justin Fitzgerald
43:36Isn't that...
43:48Yes
43:49Judge
43:52Did you know about that?
43:59Yep
43:59He gave me the tickets
44:00But how could you keep this a secret from me?
44:04Did you know about that?
44:05Yep
44:05He gave me the tickets
44:07But how could you keep this a secret from me?
44:09Not a secret, Milo
44:10A surprise
44:11Oh my god
44:12You should almost say
44:13Andrew to kill Benjamin
44:14Wow
44:14I feel like
44:16A weight has been
44:17Lifted from my shoulders
44:18You know they say that
44:20The truth will set you free
44:22Oh my god
44:24Well
44:24I feel like I've been free
44:26For the first time
44:27In so many years
44:29And the truth is
44:31I've fallen deeply in love
44:35With Delilah James
44:37The greatest and latest design discovery
44:42And the love of my life
44:44Holy fuck
44:47Damn it
44:49This isn't fair
44:50So on this magnificent day
44:52It is my greatest pleasure
44:53To introduce our premiere line of showing
44:55Of wedding dresses
44:56Designed by
44:57My love
44:58Delilah
44:59Disgusting
45:24Disgusting
45:24Oh but before we end tonight's festivities
45:36I do have one more important thing to say
45:39And it is very important
45:40Oh but before we end tonight's festivities
45:49I do have one more important thing to say
45:52And it is very important
45:53Delilah
45:56Would you mind
45:57Coming up to join me
45:59Oh
46:01Really
46:02Oh
46:21Delilah
46:22Will you please
46:24Do me the honor
46:25And be my wife
46:28Delilah
46:35Will you please
46:37Do me the honor
46:38And be my wife
46:41Yes
46:44What
46:46Yes
46:48You will
46:49I will
46:50I will
46:50I will
46:50The clothing was disgusting
47:07Terrible
47:08Andy James
47:08You are under arrest
47:10For delinquency of child support
47:11And contempt of court
47:12Sharon Swart
47:13You are under arrest
47:14For attempted murder
47:15No
47:16Boobie
47:17Boobie
47:18Boobie make it stop
47:19No no no
47:19Boobie
47:19Boobie make it stop
47:21Oh shut up Sharon
47:22I now pronounce you husband and wife
47:31Once upon a time I thought life was about finding love
47:35But in the end I learned it's not just about finding love
47:38But loving yourself
47:39The truth
47:41And your joy
47:43Proving that sometimes the best things come from the most unexpected beginnings
47:48Do you want to know if you want to know if you want to know if you want to know if you want to know if you want to know if you want to know if you want to know if you want to know if you want to know if you want to know if you want to know if you want to know if you want to know if you want to know if you want to know if you want to know if you want to know if you want to know if you want to know if you want to know if you want to know if you want to know if you want to know if you want to know if you want to know if you want to know if you want to know if you want to know if you want to know if you want to know if you want to know if you want to know if you want to know if you want to know if you want to know if you want to know if you want to know if you want to know if you want to know if you want to know if you want to know if you want to know if you want to know if
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