Uglymug, Epicfighter Episode 1 Reaction

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00:30私の名は吉岡茂自他ともに認めるブサメンだ

00:49俺はこのブサメンフェイスに誇りを持って生きてきた

00:53課長いくら上司の指示といえどもそんなことはできません

00:59いい仕事をしていたらお客さんは絶対ついてきます

01:02ブサメン根性で営業職に関わってきた

01:06俺のお客様を誰かを笑顔にすること

01:12期待は決して裏切らない

01:15もちろん女性には言わないが充実した魔物を送っていた

01:22あの日までは

01:24こいつ誓うよ

01:27俺らやってない

01:29両手を触ってるだろ

01:31大量のエローと言ったブサメンの言葉なんて誰も信じない

01:44世界中に入れる

01:47主文被告人吉岡茂を迷惑防止条例違反により

01:55罰金30万円に処する

01:57俺は裁判の時間を兼ねて買う程度の気持ちで罪を認めた

02:04だがこの時点で俺の人生は詰んでしまった

02:10数年後

02:14俺を落とし入れた女は逮捕された

02:17痴漢冤罪の常習犯で

02:21息の臭いブサメンに耐えられなかったそうだ

02:25女は未成年だったため

02:27保護処分で済まされた

02:29怒りを覚えたがどうしようもなかった

02:33はぁ…

02:35ケアちゃん

02:38ホコリだったブサメンフェイスが俺を苛む

02:45まるで呪いのように

02:47俺は冤罪のトラウマから

02:50まともな生活が送れなくなった

02:53吉岡さんどうかされました?

02:57いつしかコミュ障のブサメンと

02:59蔑まれるようになった

03:01気が付けば6年が過ぎ

03:03俺は無職の引きこもりになり果てていた

03:06貯金も使い果たし

03:09親の金を食いつぶすだけの日々

03:11家畜以下だ

03:13そんな頃…

03:16また失踪事件か

03:19俺も失踪してえな

03:21ラッチー人体実験

03:25政府のニート間引き説はちょっと面白いが

03:28お?

03:30俺は失敗した?

03:33ボーナスポイントの振り分けを誤った

03:36とにかく最初は肝心だ

03:38元の世界に戻るには寿命の半分が必要

03:42お前らはうまくやれ

03:44異世界

03:46第二の人生?

03:48なわけねえだろ

03:50背って雑すぎ

03:52深夜2時

04:01パソコンを北に向けて窓を開け

04:07両手を上げて待て

04:10異世界とやらに期待したわけじゃない

04:13ただこのクソったれな毎日に

04:16少しばかり足掻いてみたくなっただけだ

04:19マジかよ

04:28ウイルス?

04:30まあいざとなったら初期化すればいい

04:33これは

04:37PCのデータを引っ張ってきたのか

04:41本当に16歳からやり直せるならありがたい

04:45いいだろ

04:47釣られてやるよ

04:48ルックス…

04:51この数値はいじれるのか

04:53とりあえず爆下げしてみよう

04:55おっ…

05:01ボーナス13000…

05:04ルックスを下げればポイントをもらえるのか

05:08こっちは突起事故…

05:11普通ならプラスになることを書くんだろうが

05:14あえて弱点をかけば…

05:18入金率1万分の1…

05:21女の子に触れたらHP1割減…

05:25エッチをしたら…

05:27試算して死亡…

05:29フッ…

05:30これでどうだ…

05:32ボーナスポイント100兆トンで5100…

05:42さてこの100兆をどう配分してくれようか…

05:46あえて弱点を使うかな…

05:57あえて弱点をやってきてくれやすいですね…

06:01Oh

06:31I can't

06:33Your waza-mo

06:35Nikata ni kaerun da

06:39Cuz I

06:41I'm gonna be the one

06:43I'm gonna be the one

06:45I'm gonna be the one

06:47I'm gonna be the one

06:49Hey

06:51Yeah, yeah

06:53Haha

06:55That's it

06:57Yeah

06:59Oh

07:29What?

07:31Oh...

07:33It was a dream...

07:43This is 556.5...

07:47There's only a dream...

07:53Oh, you are on the side!

07:55But why are your Arms...?

07:57I don't have to worry about it.

08:01I don't have to worry about it.

08:11Please.

08:15Okay, okay, okay, okay.

08:17I don't care about it.

08:21My name is Sage.

08:24I'm 16 years old.

08:26I'm 16 years old.

08:30I'm 16 years old.

08:32I'm not sure.

08:34I'm not sure.

08:36I'm not sure.

08:38I'm not sure.

08:40My name is Sage.

08:42I'm 16.

08:45I'm not sure.

08:48I'm not sure.

08:50What are you doing?

08:52And you can't meet?

08:54I'm not sure.

08:56I'm not sure.

08:58I'm not sure.

09:00I can't.

09:02I'm not sure.

09:04I'm not sure.

09:06I think it's the same way.

09:08I was thinking that it was a dream.

09:11Yes, I'm not sure.

09:13No, I'm fine.

09:15I'm not sure if you're in the same way.

09:17I'm fine.

09:19I'm not sure if you're in the same place.

09:21How do you get it?

09:26I'm not sure if you're in the first year's income.

09:30I'm not sure if you're in the same way.

09:32What's there?

09:34What?

09:36You are...

09:38Shigeru.

09:40Please, Shigeru.

09:47Let's take a look at the same thing.

09:51I'm going to wear this服.

09:54It's...

09:55What is it?

09:57The size fits!

09:59It's like an easy one, right?

10:01The size fits.

10:03But it's strange.

10:05The items can be made for 4 items.

10:07The size fits.

10:09I don't know.

10:11I don't know.

10:13I don't know.

10:15What?

10:16Shigeru.

10:17I'm so confused.

10:19I'm going to be the first one.

10:21I don't need money.

10:23I don't need money.

10:25That's right.

10:27Let's take a look at it.

10:29I said,

10:33I don't need money.

10:35I don't need money.

10:37I don't need money.

10:39I don't need money.

10:41You can't want money.

10:43What's your money.

10:45Please don't you understand.

10:47I don't want money.

10:49Shigeru.

10:50I don't need money.

10:52I don't have a mistake again.

10:54I don't need money.

10:56I'm sorry, that's what I'm going to do.

10:59I'm going to have a situation where I'm going.

11:04I don't see anything.

11:06I'm going to have a chance to overcome this world.

11:10So I don't want to see him.

11:14I'm going to have a chance to overcome this chance.

11:19You're really going to have a chance?

11:22Ha, ha.

11:24Ha, ha, ha.

11:35Ha, ha.

11:41Ha, ha, ha.

11:43I put my hand on my hand on my hand on my hand.

11:47I'll give you a little bit of a bad status.

11:53Then, we'll go to the Yiria's village village.

11:56It's the closest city to the city.

11:58Oh!

12:00Shenzhen, I'm going to go on the trip!

12:02No, I'm not.

12:04I'm going to go back to the back of the day.

12:06Shupportu!

12:13本堂が早い!

12:17大丈夫?

12:18あ、はい!

12:20あ、あれ!

12:24近接武器の僕らが食い止める!

12:27その間に聖火さんは弓の鶴を張って

12:30あ、はい!

12:31茂さんは聖火さんのサポートを!

12:34君は左を、僕は右を!

12:39どこ?

12:40ここ?

12:51真っ先に弓を選んだのに、粒の素人だよ

12:54何ですか!あなたも行けばいいじゃない!

12:57そんなこと言われても…

13:03一匹いった!頼みます!

13:05どうして…

13:06まあいい!

13:08俺の真の力を見せてやろう!

13:10くらえ!

13:11くらえ!

13:16な、なんだ?

13:17俺は…

13:19弱…

13:20こ、この目が…

13:22くらえ!

13:26いてててて…

13:28結局、第二の人生でもこれかよ!

13:31あっ!

13:32俺はあの時時間切れて…

13:34莫大なボーナスポイントを振り分けてない!

13:38気ぃ!

13:50デ

13:54レベルアップ!

13:56ゴブリン一匹倒しただけで…

13:57しかも31…

13:58そうか…この突起事項のおかげか…

13:59That's what I want to do!

14:03I got it! I got level up!

14:07I can understand!

14:08Do you know which parameters?

14:10Of course! It's about weight and weight!

14:14Do you see the other screen?

14:17I'll take a look at it.

14:20What?

14:24Oh.

14:26Eh?

14:26Haha.

14:28Hahaha.

14:30Hahaha.

14:31Huh?

14:32Huh?

14:34Huh?

14:35Huh?

14:42Huh?

14:43Hahahaha.

14:44S-S-T-E-S-E-N?

14:46Hmm?

14:47O-O-RE-GO?

14:49Uh.

14:50O-O-O-O-K.

14:50I'll try it.

14:54You've been fighting for a while.

14:57I've been fighting for a long time.

15:00I'll try it.

15:20This is a 16-pick!

15:33I am 13-picks!

15:39You can't see it.

15:41Look at that.

15:48Put your sword in your head.

15:51What are you doing?

15:53It's a sword in your head.

15:56Huh?

15:58It's a sword in your head.

16:02Shigeru, put your sword in your head.

16:05Right now.

16:07Shigeru, I'm going to...

16:11I will...

16:12I will...

16:17I've watched the video of my head.

16:21And...

16:22I've seen the 5th of my head.

16:27Wow! Is that a sword in your head?

16:29Well...

16:31I'll give you a sword in your head.

16:34Okay.

16:35I will...

16:36I'll give you a sword in your head.

16:38You...

16:39I will...

16:40I'll give you a sword in my head.

16:41I'll give you a sword in my head.

16:43I'll give you a sword in my head.

16:45You can try it in my head.

16:46Look at that.

16:48What's the sword in your head?

16:50Huh?

16:54What's that?

16:55Huh?

16:56There's a sword in your head is low.

16:59Huh?

17:01Huh?

17:02Huh?

17:03Huh?

17:04Okay.

17:10Woo!

17:13YAAA!

17:18Go away!

17:22YAAA!

17:27Haha.

17:34YAAA!

17:36Na...何ですか?

17:37今の?

17:38Ah...いや...俺...

17:39弓道部だったんで...

17:41Soooでしたね!

17:42じゃ、あとは私が!

17:44Nattokuするんかい?

17:46YAAA!

17:47また、敵が!

17:48Sayakaさん!

17:49援護!

17:50YAAA!

17:51任せてください!

17:52YAAA!

17:54YAAA!

17:55YAAA!

17:56YAAA!

17:57YAAA!

17:58YAAA!

17:59YAAA!

18:00YAAA!

18:01YAAA!

18:04YAAA!

18:06YAAA!

18:09Fair enough!

18:12YAAA!

18:13It does!

18:14How much is it...

18:15YAAA!

18:16YAAA!

18:17YAAA!

18:19And...

18:32YAAA!

18:33Ah!

18:35Shiii!

18:36Oh, Oh! Oh, www!

18:38無駄?

18:42やった!

18:43これで全部です!

18:44ようやく街に迎えるね!

18:47みなさん、やりましたね!

18:50とりあえず

18:51一緒に行くか

18:56イリア?

18:57地図は合ってたようだね

19:00もうお腹がペコペコです

19:02I've been walking a lot.

19:07Look at that!

19:09Wow!

19:10This world has a hamburger in the world!

19:13Potato's smell!

19:15Let's go!

19:20You're a bad guy, but...

19:23This is a good day.

19:32You're a bad guy.

19:41I'd like to have some food.

19:48You're one of them.

19:55You're not a girl.

19:57The poor guy!

19:58You're not a girl.

19:59You're not a girl.

20:00You're not a girl.

20:05Are you okay?

20:06Yes, I'm okay.

20:09What's this?

20:10What's this?

20:12It's a hamburger!

20:14I'm wrong with you.

20:16It's a big one.

20:18It's so good.

20:19You're so good.

20:22A lot of people.

20:24Yes.

20:25That's what I gave you to the sword of the sword.

20:29Take a look at it!

20:31Mr.聖火さん...

20:33It looks like it's hard to see...

20:36Look, my stomach is empty, isn't it?

20:39I don't have to worry about it.

20:41I don't have to worry about it.

20:43But...

20:45I don't know...

20:47I don't know...

20:49Oh, my God!

21:0658兆 of damage!

21:08If you count on the planet,

21:09the world will be 300 people!

21:15Oh, that's so bad!

21:16Oh, that's it!

21:18That's it!

21:20That's why I bought Shigeru-san!

21:24I don't know...

21:28I'll show you...

21:30I've been to top sales for my sake...

21:32Sorry...

21:34I've got to be beautiful...

21:36I've got to get it...

21:38I'll give it to you...

21:40That's it!

21:42I'm fine, I'm fine...

21:44リーマン時代のモットーは誰かを笑顔にすること

21:48期待は絶対に裏切らない

21:50そのためなら、どんなリソースでも割いてきた男だ

21:54だ、だめですよ!

21:56こっちを差し上げますから

21:58私が綺麗なせいですみません

22:00そこは否定しないのね

22:02でもこれ、聖火さんの飯では?

22:04いいんです!私、お金持ちですから!

22:07しかし...

22:09シゲルさん、弓を張ってくれたばかりか

22:12嫌も見つけてくれて

22:14こっそり私にくださいましたよね

22:16キリコ...

22:18何も知らない温室育ちちゃんだと思っていたが...

22:26ありがとう

22:28どうやら俺は、借りを作っちまったら...

22:30せめてこの人からの借りは返しておくか

22:34あっ、いました!

22:36シゲルさん!

22:38こっちこっち!

22:40あああああああ!

22:42それまで...それは...

22:44あああああああ!

22:46ああああああああ

22:48Oh

23:18諦め悪い私でごめんね

23:24何故でも君に会えるといいな

23:30痛みも恨みもパソコを張って

23:36シュンしてギュンしてあげる

23:38シュンしてハゲしてあげる

23:41くじけそうならば手を上げて

23:46すぐに飛んできて

23:48痛いの飛んで行け

23:51秘密のおまじらい

23:57シュンしてギュンしてあげる

24:00シュンしてハゲしてあげる

24:03幸せなら皆手を叩け

24:07ああ君と私

24:10もう一度同じ

24:13世界世界で

24:17息をしようか

24:19合わせ頂き

24:33ああはり

24:37歩いてあげる

Uglymug, Epicfighter Episode 1 Reaction

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