Skip to playerSkip to main contentSkip to footer
  • yesterday
video s100 0.0 audio s22.0

Category

📺
TV
Transcript
00:30私の名は吉岡茂 自他ともに認めるブサメンだ
00:49俺はこのブサメンフェイスに誇りを持って生きてきた
00:53課長 いくら上司の指示といえどもそんなことはできません
00:59いい仕事をしていたらお客さんは絶対ついてきます
01:02ブサメン根性で営業職に関わってきた
01:06俺のお客様を誰かを笑顔にすること
01:12期待は決して裏切らない
01:15もちろん女性には言わないが充実した魔物を送っていた
01:22あの日までは
01:24こいつ誓うよ
01:27俺らやってない
01:29両手を触ってるだろ
01:31大量のエローと言ったブサメンの言葉なんて誰も信じない
01:44世界中に入れる
01:47主文 被告人吉岡茂を迷惑防止条例違反により
01:55罰金30万円に処する
01:57俺は裁判の時間を兼ねて買う程度の気持ちで罪を認めた
02:04だがこの時点で俺の人生は詰んでしまった
02:10数年後
02:14俺を落とし入れた女は逮捕された
02:17痴漢冤罪の常習犯で
02:21息の臭いブサメンに耐えられなかったそうだ
02:25女は未成年だったため
02:27保護処分で済まされた
02:29怒りを覚えたがどうしようもなかった
02:33はぁ…
02:35ケアちゃん
02:38ホコリだったブサメンフェイスが俺を苛む
02:45まるで呪いのように
02:47俺は冤罪のトラウマから
02:50まともな生活が送れなくなった
02:53吉岡さんどうかされました?
02:57いつしかコミュ障のブサメンと
02:59蔑まれるようになった
03:01気が付けば6年が過ぎ
03:03俺は無職の引きこもりになり果てていた
03:06貯金も使い果たし
03:09親の金を食いつぶすだけの日々
03:11家畜以下だ
03:13そんな頃…
03:16また失踪事件か
03:19俺も失踪してえな
03:21ラッチー人体実験
03:25政府のニート間引き説はちょっと面白いが
03:28お?
03:30俺は失敗した?
03:33ボーナスポイントの振り分けを誤った
03:36とにかく最初は肝心だ
03:38元の世界に戻るには寿命の半分が必要
03:42お前らはうまくやれ
03:44異世界
03:46第二の人生?
03:48なわけねえだろ
03:50背って雑すぎ
03:52深夜2時
04:01パソコンを北に向けて窓を開け
04:07両手を上げて待て
04:10異世界とやらに期待したわけじゃない
04:13ただこのクソったれな毎日に
04:16少しばかり足掻いてみたくなっただけだ
04:19マジかよ
04:28ウイルス?
04:30まあいざとなったら初期化すればいい
04:33これは
04:37PCのデータを引っ張ってきたのか
04:41本当に16歳からやり直せるならありがたい
04:45いいだろ
04:47釣られてやるよ
04:48ルックス…
04:51この数値はいじれるのか
04:53とりあえず爆下げしてみよう
04:55おっ…
05:01ボーナス13000…
05:04ルックスを下げればポイントをもらえるのか
05:08こっちは突起事故…
05:11普通ならプラスになることを書くんだろうが
05:14あえて弱点をかけば…
05:18入金率1万分の1…
05:21女の子に触れたらHP1割減…
05:25エッチをしたら…
05:27試算して死亡…
05:29フッ…
05:30これでどうだ…
05:32ボーナスポイント100兆トンで5100…
05:42さてこの100兆をどう配分してくれようか…
05:46あえて弱点を使うかな…
05:57あえて弱点をやってきてくれやすいですね…
06:01Oh
06:31I can't
06:33Your waza-mo
06:35Nikata ni kaerun da
06:39Cuz I
06:41I'm gonna be the one
06:43I'm gonna be the one
06:45I'm gonna be the one
06:47I'm gonna be the one
06:49Hey
06:51Yeah, yeah
06:53Haha
06:55That's it
06:57Yeah
06:59Oh
07:29What?
07:31Oh...
07:33It was a dream...
07:43This is 556.5...
07:47There's only a dream...
07:53Oh, you are on the side!
07:55But why are your Arms...?
07:57I don't have to worry about it.
08:01I don't have to worry about it.
08:11Please.
08:15Okay, okay, okay, okay.
08:17I don't care about it.
08:21My name is Sage.
08:24I'm 16 years old.
08:26I'm 16 years old.
08:30I'm 16 years old.
08:32I'm not sure.
08:34I'm not sure.
08:36I'm not sure.
08:38I'm not sure.
08:40My name is Sage.
08:42I'm 16.
08:45I'm not sure.
08:48I'm not sure.
08:50What are you doing?
08:52And you can't meet?
08:54I'm not sure.
08:56I'm not sure.
08:58I'm not sure.
09:00I can't.
09:02I'm not sure.
09:04I'm not sure.
09:06I think it's the same way.
09:08I was thinking that it was a dream.
09:11Yes, I'm not sure.
09:13No, I'm fine.
09:15I'm not sure if you're in the same way.
09:17I'm fine.
09:19I'm not sure if you're in the same place.
09:21How do you get it?
09:26I'm not sure if you're in the first year's income.
09:30I'm not sure if you're in the same way.
09:32What's there?
09:34What?
09:36You are...
09:38Shigeru.
09:40Please, Shigeru.
09:47Let's take a look at the same thing.
09:51I'm going to wear this服.
09:54It's...
09:55What is it?
09:57The size fits!
09:59It's like an easy one, right?
10:01The size fits.
10:03But it's strange.
10:05The items can be made for 4 items.
10:07The size fits.
10:09I don't know.
10:11I don't know.
10:13I don't know.
10:15What?
10:16Shigeru.
10:17I'm so confused.
10:19I'm going to be the first one.
10:21I don't need money.
10:23I don't need money.
10:25That's right.
10:27Let's take a look at it.
10:29I said,
10:33I don't need money.
10:35I don't need money.
10:37I don't need money.
10:39I don't need money.
10:41You can't want money.
10:43What's your money.
10:45Please don't you understand.
10:47I don't want money.
10:49Shigeru.
10:50I don't need money.
10:52I don't have a mistake again.
10:54I don't need money.
10:56I'm sorry, that's what I'm going to do.
10:59I'm going to have a situation where I'm going.
11:04I don't see anything.
11:06I'm going to have a chance to overcome this world.
11:10So I don't want to see him.
11:14I'm going to have a chance to overcome this chance.
11:19You're really going to have a chance?
11:22Ha, ha.
11:24Ha, ha, ha.
11:35Ha, ha.
11:41Ha, ha, ha.
11:43I put my hand on my hand on my hand on my hand.
11:47I'll give you a little bit of a bad status.
11:53Then, we'll go to the Yiria's village village.
11:56It's the closest city to the city.
11:58Oh!
12:00Shenzhen, I'm going to go on the trip!
12:02No, I'm not.
12:04I'm going to go back to the back of the day.
12:06Shupportu!
12:13本堂が早い!
12:17大丈夫?
12:18あ、はい!
12:20あ、あれ!
12:24近接武器の僕らが食い止める!
12:27その間に聖火さんは弓の鶴を張って
12:30あ、はい!
12:31茂さんは聖火さんのサポートを!
12:34君は左を、僕は右を!
12:39どこ?
12:40ここ?
12:51真っ先に弓を選んだのに、粒の素人だよ
12:54何ですか!あなたも行けばいいじゃない!
12:57そんなこと言われても…
13:03一匹いった!頼みます!
13:05どうして…
13:06まあいい!
13:08俺の真の力を見せてやろう!
13:10くらえ!
13:11くらえ!
13:16な、なんだ?
13:17俺は…
13:19弱…
13:20こ、この目が…
13:22くらえ!
13:26いてててて…
13:28結局、第二の人生でもこれかよ!
13:31あっ!
13:32俺はあの時時間切れて…
13:34莫大なボーナスポイントを振り分けてない!
13:38気ぃ!
13:50
13:54レベルアップ!
13:56ゴブリン一匹倒しただけで…
13:57しかも31…
13:58そうか…この突起事項のおかげか…
13:59That's what I want to do!
14:03I got it! I got level up!
14:07I can understand!
14:08Do you know which parameters?
14:10Of course! It's about weight and weight!
14:14Do you see the other screen?
14:17I'll take a look at it.
14:20What?
14:24Oh.
14:26Eh?
14:26Haha.
14:28Hahaha.
14:30Hahaha.
14:30Hahaha.
14:31Huh?
14:31Huh?
14:32Huh?
14:32Huh?
14:34Huh?
14:34Huh?
14:35Huh?
14:35Huh?
14:35Huh?
14:42Huh?
14:42Huh?
14:42Huh?
14:43Hahahaha.
14:44S-S-T-E-S-E-N?
14:46Hmm?
14:47O-O-RE-GO?
14:49Uh.
14:50O-O-O-O-K.
14:50I'll try it.
14:54You've been fighting for a while.
14:57I've been fighting for a long time.
15:00I'll try it.
15:20This is a 16-pick!
15:33I am 13-picks!
15:39You can't see it.
15:41Look at that.
15:48Put your sword in your head.
15:51What are you doing?
15:53It's a sword in your head.
15:56Huh?
15:58It's a sword in your head.
16:02Shigeru, put your sword in your head.
16:05Right now.
16:07Shigeru, I'm going to...
16:11I will...
16:12I will...
16:17I've watched the video of my head.
16:21And...
16:22I've seen the 5th of my head.
16:27Wow! Is that a sword in your head?
16:29Well...
16:31I'll give you a sword in your head.
16:34Okay.
16:35I will...
16:36I'll give you a sword in your head.
16:38You...
16:39I will...
16:40I'll give you a sword in my head.
16:41I'll give you a sword in my head.
16:43I'll give you a sword in my head.
16:45You can try it in my head.
16:46Look at that.
16:48What's the sword in your head?
16:50Huh?
16:54What's that?
16:55Huh?
16:56There's a sword in your head is low.
16:59Huh?
17:01Huh?
17:02Huh?
17:03Huh?
17:04Okay.
17:10Woo!
17:13YAAA!
17:18Go away!
17:22YAAA!
17:27Haha.
17:34YAAA!
17:36Na...何ですか?
17:37今の?
17:38Ah...いや...俺...
17:39弓道部だったんで...
17:41Soooでしたね!
17:42じゃ、あとは私が!
17:44Nattokuするんかい?
17:46YAAA!
17:47また、敵が!
17:48Sayakaさん!
17:49援護!
17:50YAAA!
17:51任せてください!
17:52YAAA!
17:54YAAA!
17:55YAAA!
17:56YAAA!
17:57YAAA!
17:58YAAA!
17:59YAAA!
18:00YAAA!
18:01YAAA!
18:04YAAA!
18:06YAAA!
18:09Fair enough!
18:12YAAA!
18:13It does!
18:14How much is it...
18:15YAAA!
18:16YAAA!
18:17YAAA!
18:19And...
18:32YAAA!
18:33Ah!
18:35Shiii!
18:36Oh, Oh! Oh, www!
18:38無駄?
18:42やった!
18:43これで全部です!
18:44ようやく街に迎えるね!
18:47みなさん、やりましたね!
18:50とりあえず
18:51一緒に行くか
18:56イリア?
18:57地図は合ってたようだね
19:00もうお腹がペコペコです
19:02I've been walking a lot.
19:07Look at that!
19:09Wow!
19:10This world has a hamburger in the world!
19:13Potato's smell!
19:15Let's go!
19:20You're a bad guy, but...
19:23This is a good day.
19:32You're a bad guy.
19:41I'd like to have some food.
19:48You're one of them.
19:55You're not a girl.
19:57The poor guy!
19:58You're not a girl.
19:59You're not a girl.
20:00You're not a girl.
20:05Are you okay?
20:06Yes, I'm okay.
20:09What's this?
20:10What's this?
20:12It's a hamburger!
20:14I'm wrong with you.
20:16It's a big one.
20:18It's so good.
20:19You're so good.
20:22A lot of people.
20:24Yes.
20:25That's what I gave you to the sword of the sword.
20:29Take a look at it!
20:31Mr.聖火さん...
20:33It looks like it's hard to see...
20:36Look, my stomach is empty, isn't it?
20:39I don't have to worry about it.
20:41I don't have to worry about it.
20:43But...
20:45I don't know...
20:47I don't know...
20:49Oh, my God!
21:0658兆 of damage!
21:08If you count on the planet,
21:09the world will be 300 people!
21:15Oh, that's so bad!
21:16Oh, that's it!
21:18That's it!
21:20That's why I bought Shigeru-san!
21:24I don't know...
21:28I'll show you...
21:30I've been to top sales for my sake...
21:32Sorry...
21:34I've got to be beautiful...
21:36I've got to get it...
21:38I'll give it to you...
21:40That's it!
21:42I'm fine, I'm fine...
21:44リーマン時代のモットーは誰かを笑顔にすること
21:48期待は絶対に裏切らない
21:50そのためなら、どんなリソースでも割いてきた男だ
21:54だ、だめですよ!
21:56こっちを差し上げますから
21:58私が綺麗なせいですみません
22:00そこは否定しないのね
22:02でもこれ、聖火さんの飯では?
22:04いいんです!私、お金持ちですから!
22:07しかし...
22:09シゲルさん、弓を張ってくれたばかりか
22:12嫌も見つけてくれて
22:14こっそり私にくださいましたよね
22:16キリコ...
22:18何も知らない温室育ちちゃんだと思っていたが...
22:26ありがとう
22:28どうやら俺は、借りを作っちまったら...
22:30せめてこの人からの借りは返しておくか
22:34あっ、いました!
22:36シゲルさん!
22:38こっちこっち!
22:40あああああああ!
22:42それまで...それは...
22:44あああああああ!
22:46ああああああああ
22:48Oh
23:18諦め悪い私でごめんね
23:24何故でも君に会えるといいな
23:30痛みも恨みもパソコを張って
23:36シュンしてギュンしてあげる
23:38シュンしてハゲしてあげる
23:41くじけそうならば手を上げて
23:46すぐに飛んできて
23:48痛いの飛んで行け
23:51秘密のおまじらい
23:57シュンしてギュンしてあげる
24:00シュンしてハゲしてあげる
24:03幸せなら皆手を叩け
24:07ああ君と私
24:10もう一度同じ
24:13世界世界で
24:17息をしようか
24:19合わせ頂き
24:33ああはり
24:37歩いてあげる

Recommended