- 7/8/2025
Signed, Sealed, Deceived By My Billionaire Mailboy
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00:00I'm excited to put my marketing skills to good use and to grow with the company.
00:07Really, it is an honor to be here.
00:09You will not be sorry you hired me.
00:12I'm counting on that.
00:15Is he hitting on me?
00:17The marketing assistant, Claire, will get you acclimated.
00:22Okay.
00:30Hey, I'm Clara.
00:43I'll help you get set up.
00:44Hey, thanks.
00:44I'm Ellie.
00:47Sorry, those girls back there, were they?
00:49Oh, do not worry about them.
00:51They're just trying to figure out who you slept with to land the job.
00:54I am highly qualified.
00:56Relax.
00:57It can be our little dirty secret.
01:00He's hot, but he's a broke clerk.
01:14Don't waste your time.
01:16I mean, it looks like you're all set up, actually.
01:20I'll see you.
01:21I'll see you.
01:22When are you going to quit that menial job?
01:31It's embarrassing, son.
01:33You're worth millions.
01:37Act like it.
01:44Ellie!
01:44Thank you, Mr. Preston.
01:50Oh, Commonwealth.
01:52When no one else is around.
01:55You know something?
01:56That dress fits you in all the right places.
02:01It just needs one little adjustment.
02:07There we go.
02:08Perfect.
02:08Oh, my God.
02:10What do I do?
02:11Now, you are familiar with our tracking system, right?
02:14You've used a CRM before?
02:16Yes.
02:17Good.
02:18You do understand what your position is here, right?
02:24Um...
02:25I'm sorry.
02:26I'm not feeling well.
02:28If you'll excuse me.
02:31Eh, she'll come around.
02:32Okay.
02:33Okay.
02:33Okay.
02:33Okay.
02:33Okay.
02:33Okay.
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02:35Okay.
02:35Okay.
02:35Okay.
02:36Okay.
02:36Okay.
02:37Okay.
02:37I'm asking how your day went.
03:04What?
03:04Did you do chicken butts?
03:06Yeah, yeah.
03:07You're worse than mom was.
03:12Well, what's wrong?
03:13I think the only reason why my boss hired me is because maybe you want something else
03:17from me.
03:18Seriously?
03:19Already?
03:20Yeah.
03:20Yeah.
03:21Yeah.
03:21And I can't afford to lose this job.
03:22We need it.
03:23Oh, he really didn't waste any time.
03:25Did you at least get some free terrible office coffee?
03:27I...
03:28I got something to, uh, tree up.
03:32You are horrible at cheering people up next.
03:46I'll get a job.
03:48No.
03:49You're not going to get a job, because what I need you to do is focus.
03:56Stay in school.
03:57I promised Mom that I would take care of you, so I'm going to take care of you, okay?
04:04No.
04:05Mom, take a hug.
04:15Yeah, well, you know, she's got big plans.
04:18She's wearing that see-through shirt.
04:20Like, come on, be for real.
04:22Like, that's supposed to get his attention.
04:28Millie, come see me.
04:30Yes.
04:33You want her to see me?
04:34Come in.
04:35Make a seat.
04:36No, no, no, no, no.
04:37This time.
04:38Why don't you check it out?
04:41See how it feels.
04:43Okay.
04:48You're impressive, Eileen.
04:51Really, really impressive.
04:54Most people in your position would play it safe.
04:58But you've got instincts.
05:00I'm just doing my job.
05:02And doing it beautifully, I might add.
05:06I think I should probably, um, get back.
05:09Mm-hmm.
05:10Oh, Chris, I can't.
05:11I'm sorry.
05:12Well, someone just made the biggest mistake of their lives.
05:17Oh, my God.
05:18It's gonna be okay.
05:19I'm gonna get another job.
05:20And it's gonna be fine.
05:21It's not gonna be fast enough, though.
05:22I should've just let him.
05:23That's a weird pep talk.
05:24Are you okay?
05:25Yeah, I think I just got fired.
05:26Sweetie.
05:27Did I get fired?
05:28You've been reassigned.
05:29The mailroom?
05:30Welcome to the heart of the company.
05:31What, I didn't do anything wrong.
05:32I didn't say you did.
05:33Well, then why am I being punished?
05:34Just because I didn't want to do anything wrong.
05:35Uh, no no no no no no no no no no.
05:37It's not going to say no no no no no no no wait.
05:42It's not going to be fast enough, though.
05:43I should have just let him.
05:45That's a weird pep talk.
05:46Are you okay?
05:48Yeah, I think I just got fired.
05:51Sweetie.
05:52Did I get fired?
05:53You've been reassigned.
05:54I didn't say you did.
05:56Well then why am I being punished? Just because I didn't let him kiss me?
05:59This happens all the time. Mr. Preston is a very powerful CEO, but he's forgiving.
06:03Did you really fight your way back up?
06:05Not to the people who say no.
06:07Look, you can either cry about it or prove that you're better than a corner desk. It's up to you.
06:14Oh, right. Ask for, um, Colton.
06:24Hi.
06:54I'm Colton. You must be my new employee. I'm your supervisor.
07:00You are my supervisor?
07:03Yes.
07:08Come on, I'll show you the kingdom.
07:10Thanks, Mr. Carter.
07:11No, just call me Colton or else it makes it seem like I'm going to do your parents' taxes or something.
07:17Look, I know that it's not very glamorous down here.
07:26And let me guess, you just cried in the bathroom for 30 minutes and are now silently panicking yourself.
07:32But I can promise you things are going to be okay.
07:36You seem like you're an expert of crying in bathrooms?
07:39Only on Mondays.
07:41Okay.
07:42Come on up.
07:44Okay.
07:45Well, this is your desk.
07:50I promise you it won't bite, usually.
07:52You want some water?
07:57I'll go get you some water.
07:59Okay.
08:00All right, we're going to have to calm down.
08:11Just breathe.
08:12He's just a man with arms and a jawline.
08:17The world's most underrated crisis management tool.
08:22Hydration.
08:23In a paper cup and everything.
08:25Yeah, well, I guess that just goes to show how good of a boss I am and how good of a subordinate you are.
08:32I'm sorry, that was totally inappropriate.
08:35I was kidding.
08:36Okay.
08:43Ellie, look.
08:47I know that it's not anyone's dream to be in the mail room, but I can tell that you have something special.
08:55Everything's going to be okay.
08:58Thanks.
09:02Of course.
09:13So, what were you doing upstairs?
09:15I'm a marketing strategist, or I was.
09:18Strategist in the mail room.
09:20Preston must be running this place blind.
09:22Strategist in the mail room.
09:24Preston must be running this place blind.
09:25Strategist in the mail room.
09:30Preston must be running this place blind.
09:32If he had half a brain, he would use social media to increase our stock.
09:37That's what I would do, at least.
09:39Oh, it sounds like you've actually thought about this.
09:41Maybe a little bit.
09:44I mean, after all, we're not just a couple of pretty faces.
09:48Are we?
09:57Another tough one?
09:58I got demoted.
10:00To the mail room.
10:02Did you do your homework?
10:03Yeah, yeah.
10:04Whatever.
10:05Okay.
10:07Oh, you also have a doctor's appointment.
10:09Beck and Leavor Carla to take you.
10:11What's the point?
10:12We can't even afford doctors.
10:14I'm gonna get us through this.
10:15Okay.
10:16I'm gonna take care of everybody.
10:17Hey.
10:18You trust me, right?
10:19Yeah.
10:20Promise.
10:21Promise.
10:22Yeah.
10:23I trust you.
10:24Okay.
10:26I've got it.
10:27Oh.
10:31Oh.
10:51Oh my God, I'm in so much trouble.
11:09I guess blueberry.
11:10If you don't like it, just lie to me.
11:13You bought me breakfast?
11:16Well, don't get used to it.
11:17I bribe new employees to like me.
11:20That's all.
11:43That bad, huh?
11:44No.
11:45No, it's perfect.
11:47Just like you.
11:50What was that?
11:51I don't know.
11:52I didn't say anything.
11:53I thought you said something.
11:56Well, don't worry about this.
11:57I'll just buy you a new one.
11:59Let's go do some deliveries.
12:01It's the best part of the job.
12:04Get to go inside.
12:05Get some fresh air.
12:08Enjoy some awkward elevator rides.
12:12Okay.
12:15Let's go.
12:16Let's go.
12:22Quicker than me.
12:23Try.
12:25Oh, this is where I used to work.
12:27Right there.
12:29I bet that chair looked a whole lot better with you in it.
12:33They made a big mistake.
12:34You want to make it a little bit more interesting?
12:39How so?
12:47That's not a good one.
12:49You'll find out.
12:50What's that say?
12:51Um, it says baby goat loose on the third floor.
13:03Handle immediately.
13:05You're crazy.
13:07You are dangerous, isn't you?
13:09Don't you think that that's a little risky, isn't it?
13:17Oh my God, someone's coming.
13:18We have to go.
13:19No.
13:23Jesus, you see everybody saw us?
13:25Oh, I think we're good.
13:27Oh.
13:28I'm excited to put my marketing skills to good use and to grow with the company.
13:29I'm excited to put my marketing skills to good use and to grow with the company.
13:34Really, it is an honor to be here.
13:48You will not be sorry you hired me.
13:52I'm excited to put my marketing skills to good use and to grow with the company.
13:59Really, it is an honor to be here.
14:01You will not be sorry you hired me.
14:03I'm counting on that.
14:06Is he hitting on me?
14:08The marketing assistant, Claire, will get you acclimated.
14:13Okay.
14:31Hey, I'm Clara.
14:35I'll help you get set up.
14:35Hey, thanks.
14:36I'm Ellie.
14:39Sorry, those girls back there, where are they?
14:41Oh, do not worry about them.
14:43They're just trying to figure out who you slept with to land the job.
14:46I am highly qualified.
14:47Relax.
14:49It can be our little dirty secret.
15:01He's hot, but he's a broke clerk.
15:06Don't waste your time.
15:08I mean, it looks like you're all set up, actually.
15:12I'll see you.
15:13I'll see you.
15:19When are you going to quit that menial job?
15:23It's embarrassing, son.
15:25You're worth millions.
15:29Act like it.
15:31Act like it.
15:36Ellie!
15:37Take a seat.
15:40Thank you, Mr. Preston.
15:42Oh, commonwealth.
15:43When no one else is around.
15:47You know something?
15:47That dress fits you in all the right places.
15:53It just needs one little adjustment.
15:58There we go.
16:00Perfect.
16:01Oh, my God.
16:01What do I do?
16:02Now, you are familiar with our tracking system, right?
16:06You've used the CRM before?
16:07Yes.
16:09Good.
16:09You do understand what your position is here, right?
16:16Um, I'm sorry.
16:18I'm not feeling well.
16:20Well, if you'll excuse me.
16:23Eh, she'll come around.
16:24Oh, well, ah, God.
16:32Oh, my God.
16:46It's okay.
16:47Yeah.
16:47Ah!
16:48Ah!
16:49Ah!
16:49I'd ask you how your day went.
16:56What?
16:57Did you take the meds?
16:58Yeah, yeah.
16:59You're worse than mom was.
17:03Well, what's wrong?
17:04I think the only reason why my boss hired me is because maybe he wants something else
17:09from me.
17:10Seriously?
17:11Already?
17:12Yeah.
17:12Yeah, and I can't afford to lose this job.
17:14We need it.
17:15Oh, he really didn't waste any time.
17:16Did you at least get some free terrible office coffee?
17:19I, I got something to, uh, tree up.
17:27Cheer me up.
17:28Is this an eviction notice?
17:31Are you kidding?
17:34Surprise.
17:35You are horrible at cheering people up next.
17:38I'll get a job.
17:42No.
17:44You're not going to get a job because what I need you to do is focus.
17:48Stay in school.
17:49I promised mom that I would take care of you.
17:51So I'm going to take care of you, okay?
17:56No.
17:57Mom, take a hug.
18:07Yeah, well, you know, she's got big plans.
18:09And, wearing that see-through shirt, like, come on.
18:13Be for real.
18:14Like, that's supposed to get his attention.
18:19Billy, come see me.
18:21Yes.
18:24You want her to see me?
18:26Come in.
18:27Make a seat.
18:27No, no, no, no, no.
18:29This side.
18:30Why don't you check it out?
18:33See how it feels.
18:34You're impressive, Ellie.
18:42Really, really impressive.
18:47Most people in your position would play it safe.
18:50But you've got instincts.
18:53I'm just doing my job.
18:54And doing it beautifully, I might add.
18:58I should probably, um, get back.
19:00Mm-hmm.
19:01Oh, Prisca, I can't.
19:03I'm sorry.
19:03Well, someone just made the biggest mistake of their lives.
19:13Oh, my God.
19:15It's going to be okay.
19:16I'm going to get another job, and it's going to be fine.
19:20It's not going to be fast enough, though.
19:21I should have just let him.
19:24That's a weird pep talk.
19:26Are you okay?
19:28Yeah, I think I just got fired.
19:30Sweetie.
19:31Did I get fired?
19:33You've been reassigned.
19:38The mailroom?
19:41Welcome to the heart of the company.
19:44Well, I didn't do anything wrong.
19:46I didn't say you did.
19:47Well, then why am I being punished?
19:49Just because I didn't let him kiss me?
19:50This happens all the time.
19:51Mr. Preston is a very powerful CEO, but he's forgiving.
19:55Did you really fight your way back up?
19:57Not to the people who say no.
19:59Look, you can either cry about it
20:02or prove that you're better than a quarter desk.
20:04It's up to you.
20:06Oh, right.
20:07Ask for, um, Colton.
20:09Hmm.
20:13Hmm.
20:14Hmm.
20:14Bye.
20:44I'm Colton. You must be my new employee. I'm your supervisor.
20:51You are my supervisor?
20:54Yes.
20:59Come on, I'll show you the kingdom.
21:01Thanks, Mr. Carter.
21:02No, just call me Colton or else it makes it seem like I'm going to do your parents' taxes or something.
21:14Look, I know that it's not very glamorous down here and let me guess, you just cried in the bathroom for 30 minutes and are now silently panicking yourself.
21:23But I can promise you things are going to be okay.
21:28You seem like you're an expert of crying in bathrooms?
21:31Only on Mondays.
21:34Okay.
21:35Come on up.
21:36Okay.
21:39Well, this is your desk. I promise you it won't bite, usually.
21:47You want some water? I'll go get you some water.
21:50Okay.
21:51Okay.
22:00Alright, we're going to have to calm down.
22:03Just breathe. He's just a man with arms and a jawline.
22:09The world's most underrated crisis management tool.
22:14Hydration.
22:15In a paper cup and everything.
22:17Yeah, well, I guess that just goes to show how good of a boss I am and how good of a subordinate you are.
22:24I'm sorry, that was totally inappropriate. I was kidding.
22:28Okay.
22:35Ellie, look.
22:39I know that it's not anyone's dream to be in the mail room, but I can tell that you have something special.
22:47Everything's going to be okay.
22:50Thanks.
22:54Of course.
23:04So, what were you doing upstairs?
23:07I'm a marketing strategist, or I was.
23:10Strategist in the mail room.
23:13Preston must be running this place blind.
23:15If he had half a brain, he would use social media to increase our stock.
23:20That's what I would do, at least.
23:21Oh, it sounds like you've actually thought about this.
23:24Maybe a little bit.
23:26I mean, after all, we're not just a couple of pretty faces.
23:29Are we?
23:30Are we?
23:39Another tough one?
23:40I got demoted.
23:42To the mail room.
23:44Did you do your homework?
23:45Yeah, yeah.
23:46Whatever.
23:49Oh, you also have a doctor's appointment.
23:51If I can leave our car, let me take you.
23:52Okay.
23:53What's the point?
23:54We can't even afford doctors.
23:56I'm gonna get us through this.
23:57Okay.
23:58I'm gonna take care of everything.
23:59Hey.
24:00You trust me, right?
24:02Yeah.
24:03Promise.
24:04Yeah.
24:05I trust you.
24:06Okay.
24:08I've got it.
24:09No.
24:40Oh, my God.
24:42I'm in so much trouble.
24:51I guess blueberry.
24:52If you don't like it, just lie to me.
24:56You bought me breakfast?
24:58Well, don't get used to it.
24:59I bribe new employees to like me.
25:02That's all.
25:09Not bad, huh?
25:10No.
25:11No.
25:12It's perfect.
25:13What was that?
25:14No.
25:15Well, don't worry about this.
25:16No.
25:17No.
25:18No.
25:19No.
25:20No.
25:21No.
25:22No.
25:23No.
25:24No.
25:25No.
25:26No.
25:27No.
25:28No.
25:29No.
25:30No.
25:31No.
25:32No.
25:33No.
25:34No.
25:35No.
25:36No.
25:37No.
25:38Well, don't worry about this.
25:39I'll just buy you a new one.
25:41Let's go do some deliveries.
25:42It's the best part of the job.
25:45You get to go inside.
25:47Get some fresh air.
25:48Enjoy some awkward elevator rides.
25:52Okay.
25:54Okay.
26:00That's all.
26:03Quicker than me.
26:05Trying.
26:06Oh, this is where I used to work. Right there.
26:10I bet that chair looked a whole lot better with you in it.
26:14They made a big mistake.
26:18You want to make it a little bit more interesting?
26:22How so?
26:30That's not a good one.
26:32They'll find out.
26:36What does that say?
26:40Um, it says baby goat loose on the third floor.
26:44Handle immediately.
26:46You're crazy.
26:48Don't you think that that's a little risky, isn't it?
26:54Oh my god, someone's coming. We have to go.
27:00I think we're good.
27:10I'm excited to put my marketing skills to good use and to grow with the company.
27:20Really, it is an honor to be here.
27:30You will not be sorry you hired me.
27:32I'm counting on that.
27:34Is he hitting on me?
27:36The marketing assistant, Claire, will get you acclimated.
27:40Okay.
27:42Okay.
27:56Okay.
27:58All right.
28:00All right.
28:02I'm so excited.
28:04We'll see you next time.
28:06Bye.
28:08Bye.
28:10Bye.
28:12Bye.
28:14Bye.
28:16Bye.
28:18Bye.
28:20Bye.
28:21Bye.
28:26Relax. It can be our little dirty suit.
28:46He's hot, but he's a broke clerk. Don't waste your time.
28:50I mean, it looks like you're all set up, actually.
28:54I'll see you.
28:55I'll see you.
28:56When are you going to quit that menial job?
29:05It's embarrassing, son. You're worth millions.
29:11Act like it.
29:18Ellie!
29:19Take a seat.
29:22Thank you, Mr. Preston.
29:24Oh, Commonwealth.
29:25When no one else is around.
29:29You know something?
29:29That dress fits you in all the right places.
29:34It just needs one little adjustment.
29:40There we go. Perfect.
29:42Oh my god, what do I do?
29:43Now, you are familiar with our tracking system, right?
29:47You've used the CRM before?
29:49Yes.
29:50Good.
29:51You do understand what your position is here, right?
29:56I'm sorry.
29:57I'm sorry.
30:00I'm not feeling well.
30:02If you'll excuse me.
30:04Eh, she'll come around.
30:06Eh, she'll come around.
30:11I'm sorry.
30:12Come on.
30:13I'll be back.
30:13I don't know.
30:14Oh, my God.
30:14Oh, my God.
30:14I'm sorry.
30:15Oh, my God.
30:16I'm sorry.
30:16Oh, my God.
30:16I'll be back.
30:17You'll be back.
30:17Oh, my God.
30:18I'll be back.
30:18Oh, my God.
30:19See you later.
30:19Oh, my God.
30:19Oh, my God.
30:20Oh, my God.
30:21I'd ask you how your day went.
30:38What?
30:39Did you check your beds?
30:40Yeah, yeah.
30:41Your worst mom was.
30:45Well, what's wrong?
30:46I think the only reason why my boss hired me is because maybe he wants something else.
30:51For me?
30:52Seriously?
30:53Already?
30:54Yeah.
30:55Yeah.
30:56And I can't afford to lose this job.
30:57We need it.
30:58You really didn't waste any time.
30:59Did you at least get some free terrible office coffee?
31:02I...
31:03I got something to, uh, tree up.
31:09Chimmy.
31:10Is this an eviction notice?
31:13Are you kidding?
31:16Surprise.
31:17You are horrible at cheering people up next.
31:20I'll get a job.
31:21No.
31:22You're not gonna get a job.
31:23Because what I need you to do is focus.
31:25Stay in school.
31:26I promised mom that I would take care of you.
31:27So I'm gonna take care of you, okay?
31:28No.
31:29Mom, take a hug.
31:30No.
31:31Mom, take a hug.
31:32No.
31:33Mom, take a hug.
31:34Yeah, well, you know, she's got big plans.
31:35She's wearing that see-through shirt.
31:36Like, come on.
31:37Be for real.
31:38Like, that's supposed to get his attention.
31:39Billy.
31:40Come see me.
31:41Yes.
31:42You want her to see me?
31:43Come in.
31:44Yeah.
31:45Come see me.
31:46Yes.
31:47You want her to see me?
31:48Come in.
31:49Take a seat.
31:50No.
31:51No, no, no, no, no.
31:52This side.
31:53Why don't you check it out?
31:54See how it feels.
31:55Okay.
31:56Okay.
31:57Okay.
31:58Okay.
31:59Well, you know, she's got big plans.
32:00She's wearing that see-through shirt.
32:01Like, come on.
32:02Be for real.
32:03Like, that's supposed to get his attention.
32:04You want her to see me?
32:05Come in.
32:06Yeah.
32:07Make a seat.
32:08No, no, no, no, no.
32:09This side.
32:10Why don't you check it out?
32:11See how it feels.
32:12Okay.
32:13Okay.
32:14You're impressive, Ellie.
32:15Really.
32:16Really impressive.
32:17Most people in your position would play it safe.
32:19But you've got instincts.
32:20I don't know.
32:21I don't know.
32:22I don't know.
32:23I don't know.
32:24I don't know.
32:25I don't know.
32:26I don't know.
32:27I don't know.
32:28I don't know.
32:29I don't know.
32:30I don't know.
32:31I don't know.
32:32But you've got instincts.
32:34I'm just doing my job.
32:36And doing it beautifully, I might add.
32:40I should probably, um, get back.
32:42Mm-hmm.
32:43Oh, Priscilla, I can't.
32:45I'm sorry.
32:46Well, someone just made the biggest mistake of their lives.
32:55Oh, my God.
32:57It's gonna be okay.
32:58I'm gonna get another job.
32:59And it's gonna be fine.
33:01It's not gonna be fast enough, though.
33:03I should've just let him.
33:04That's a weird pep talk.
33:07Are you okay?
33:08Yeah, I think I just got fired.
33:11Sweetie.
33:12Did I get fired?
33:14You've been reassigned.
33:20The mail room?
33:22Welcome to the heart of the company.
33:25Well, I didn't do anything wrong.
33:27I didn't say you did.
33:29Well, then why am I being punished?
33:31Just because I didn't let him kiss me?
33:32This happens all the time.
33:33Mr. Preston is a very powerful CEO, but he's forgiving.
33:36Did you really fight your way back up?
33:38Not to the people who say no.
33:40Look, you can either cry about it,
33:43or prove that you're better than a corner desk.
33:46It's up to you.
33:47Oh, right.
33:48Ask for, um, Colton.
33:52біль、olinaでもられますね.
33:53Damn.
33:54Plus on the other side.
33:55We are all wrong.
33:56Finalism.
33:57Do not harm them or not.
33:59Even if he knows how bad he can get rid of a thing.
34:01That's not true.
34:02I don't know how bad he can get him.
34:03You're wrong.
34:04There's nothing's wrong.
34:05Why am I being punished?
34:06It's a good idea.
34:07You're wrong.
34:08You're wrong.
34:09You're wrong.
34:10You're wrong.
34:11You're wrong.
34:12You're wrong.
34:14You're wrong.
34:15You're wrong.
34:16You're wrong.
34:17You're wrong.
34:18You're wrong.
34:19I'm Colton you must be my new employee I'm your supervisor you are my supervisor yes
34:37come on I'll show you the kingdom thanks mr. Carter no just call me Colton or else it
34:46makes it seem like I'm gonna do your parents taxes or something look I know
34:57that it's not very glamorous down here and let me guess you just cried in the
35:01bathroom for 30 minutes and are now silently panicking yourself but I could
35:07promise you things are gonna be okay you seem like you're an expert of crying in
35:11bathrooms only on Mondays
35:17come on
35:21well this is your desk promise you it won't bite usually
35:28you want some water I'll go get you some water okay
35:33all right we're gonna have to calm down just breathe he's just a man with arms and a jawline
35:51the world's most underrated crisis management tool hydration in a paper cup and everything
35:59yeah well I guess that just goes to show how good of a boss I am and how good of a
36:03subordinate you are I'm sorry that was totally inappropriate I was kidding okay
36:10Ellie look
36:18I know that it's not anyone's dream to be in the mailroom but I can tell that you have something
36:28special everything's gonna be okay thanks
36:33of course
36:36so what were you doing upstairs I'm a marketing strategist or I was
36:52strategist in the mailroom Preston must be running this place blind if he had half a brain he would
36:59use social media to increase our stock that's what I would do at least oh it sounds like you've
37:04actually thought about this maybe a little bit I mean after all we're not just a couple of pretty faces
37:11are we two
37:13another tough one I got devoted to the mailroom did you do your homework yeah yeah whatever
37:29oh you also have a doctor's appointment Beck and Lee will call me to take you
37:34what's the point we can't even afford doctors I'm gonna get us through this okay
37:39I'm gonna take care of everything hey you trust me right yeah promise yeah I trust you
37:48okay I've got it
38:09oh my god I'm in so much trouble
38:26I guess blueberry if you don't like it just lie to me you bought me breakfast
38:39well don't get used to it I bribe new employees to like me that's all
38:45not bad huh no no it's perfect just like you
39:12what was that I don't know it's anything I thought you said something
39:18well don't worry about this I'll just buy you a new one
39:22let's go do some deliveries it's the best part of the job
39:26get to go inside get some fresh air
39:30enjoy some awkward elevator rides
39:34okay
39:36quicker than me
39:47try
39:48oh this is where I used to work right there
39:52I bet that chair looked a whole lot better with you in it
39:56they made a big mistake
39:58you want to make it a little bit more interesting
40:03how so
40:04that's not a good one
40:13you'll find out
40:15what does that say
40:25um it says baby goat loose on the third floor handle immediately
40:29you're crazy you are dangerous isn't you
40:32don't you think that that's a little risky isn't it
40:37oh my god someone's coming we have to go
40:43Jesus joyzzy anybody saw us
40:49oh i think we're good
40:50oh
40:51yes
40:59yes
40:59yes
41:09I'm excited to put my marketing skills to good use
41:21and to grow at the company.
41:23Really, it is an honor to be here.
41:25You will not be sorry you hired me.
41:28I'm counting on that.
41:31Is he hitting on me?
41:32The marketing assistant, Claire, will get you acclimated.
41:38Okay.
41:39Hey, I'm Clara.
41:59I'll help you get set up.
42:00Hey, thanks.
42:00I'm Ellie.
42:03Sorry, those girls back there, were they?
42:05Oh, do not worry about them.
42:07They're just trying to figure out who you slept with.
42:08I don't want to land the job.
42:10I am highly qualified.
42:12Relax.
42:13It can be our little dirty secret.
42:14He's hot, but he's a broke clerk.
42:30Don't waste your time.
42:32I mean, it looks like you're all set up, actually.
42:36I'll see you.
42:37I'll see you.
42:38When are you going to quit that menial job?
42:47It's embarrassing, son.
42:49You're worth millions.
42:53Act like it.
43:00Ellie!
43:00I'll see you next time.
43:01I'll see you next time.
43:02Thank you, Mr. Preston.
43:06Oh, come and will.
43:08When no one else is around.
43:11You know something?
43:12That dress fits you in all the right places.
43:17It just needs one little adjustment.
43:22There we go.
43:24Perfect.
43:24Oh, my God.
43:25What do I do?
43:26Now, you are familiar with our tracking system, right?
43:30You've used a CRM before?
43:32Yes.
43:33Good.
43:33You do understand what your position is here, right?
43:40Um, I'm sorry.
43:42I'm not feeling well.
43:44If you'll excuse me.
43:47Eh, she'll come around.
43:48Oh, my God.
44:18I'd ask you how your day went.
44:20What?
44:21Did you check your beds?
44:22Yeah, yeah.
44:23You're worse than Mom was.
44:27Well, what's wrong?
44:29I think the only reason why my boss hired me
44:31is because maybe he wants something else from me.
44:34Seriously?
44:35Already?
44:36Yeah.
44:37Yeah, and I can't afford to lose this job.
44:38We need it.
44:39Oh, he really didn't waste any time.
44:40Did you at least get some free terrible office coffee?
44:44I...
44:44I got something to, uh, tree up.
44:48Oh, my God.
44:52Jimmy, uh...
44:52Is this an eviction notice?
44:56Are you kidding?
44:58Surprise.
45:00You are horrible at cheering people up, Max.
45:03I'll get a job.
45:06No.
45:07You're not going to get a job
45:09because what I need you to do is focus.
45:12Stay in school.
45:13I promised Mom that I would take care of you.
45:15So I'm going to take care of you, okay?
45:21No.
45:21Mom, take a hug.
45:22Yeah, well, you know, she's got big plans.
45:35Throwing that see-through shirt.
45:36Like, come on.
45:37Be for real.
45:38Like, that's supposed to get his attention.
45:43Kelly, come see me.
45:45Yes.
45:46You want her to see me?
45:50Come in.
45:51Make a seat.
45:51No, no, no, no, no.
45:53This side.
45:54Why don't you check it out?
45:57See how it feels.
45:59Okay.
46:04You're...
46:05Impressive, Ellie.
46:07Really...
46:07Really impressive.
46:10Most people in your position would play it safe.
46:15But you've got instincts.
46:17I'm just doing my job.
46:18And doing it beautifully, I might add.
46:23You should probably, um, get back.
46:25Oh, Pris, I can't.
46:27I'm sorry.
46:28Well, someone just made the biggest mistake of their lives.
46:37Oh, my God.
46:38It's going to be okay.
46:40I'm going to get another job.
46:41And it's going to be fine.
46:44It's not going to be fast enough, though.
46:45I should have just let him.
46:48That's a weird pep talk.
46:50Are you okay?
46:52Yeah, I think I just got fired.
46:54Sweetie.
46:55Did I get fired?
46:57You've been reassigned.
47:03The mailroom?
47:05Welcome to the heart of the company.
47:07Well, I didn't do anything wrong.
47:10I didn't say you did.
47:12Well, then why am I being punished?
47:13Just because I didn't let him kiss me?
47:15This happens all the time.
47:16Mr. Preston is a very powerful CEO, but he's forgiving.
47:19Not to the people who say no.
47:20Look, you can either cry about it
47:23or prove that you're better than a corner desk.
47:26It's up to you.
47:26I'm coming to the people who say no.
47:53I'm Colin. You must be my new employee. I'm your supervisor.
48:13You are my supervisor?
48:16Yes.
48:20Come on, I'll show you the kingdom.
48:22Thanks, Mr. Carter.
48:23No, just call me Colton, or else it makes it seem like I'm going to do your parents' taxes or something.
48:35Look, I know that it's not very glamorous down here, and let me guess, you just cried in the bathroom for 30 minutes and are now silently panicking yourself.
48:45But I can promise you things are going to be okay.
48:49You seem like you're an expert of crying in bathrooms.
48:52Only on Mondays.
48:53Come on.
49:00Well, this is your desk.
49:03I promise you I won't.
49:05Want some water?
49:07I'll go get you some water.
49:08Just breathe. He's just a man with arms and a jawline.
49:27The world's most underrated crisis management tool.
49:33Hydration.
49:34In a paper cup and everything.
49:36Yeah, well, I guess that just goes to show how good of a boss I am and how good of a subordinate you are.
49:43I'm sorry. That was totally inappropriate.
49:45I was kidding.
49:46Okay.
49:46Okay.
49:48Oh.
49:53Ellie, look.
49:54I know that it's not anyone's dream to be in the mailroom.
50:02But I can tell that you have something special.
50:05Everything's going to be okay.
50:08Thanks.
50:09Of course.
50:12Of course.
50:22So, what were you doing upstairs?
50:25I'm a marketing strategist, or I was.
50:29Strategist in the mailroom.
50:31Preston must be running this place blind.
50:34If he had half a brain, he would use social media to increase our stock.
50:38That's what I would do, at least.
50:39Oh, it sounds like you've actually thought about this.
50:42Maybe a little bit.
50:43I mean, after all, we're not just a couple of pretty faces, are we?
50:57Another tough one?
50:58I got demoted to the mailroom.
51:02Did you do your homework?
51:04Yeah, yeah.
51:04Whatever.
51:07Oh, you also have a doctor's appointment.
51:09Beck and Leibor Carly take you.
51:11What's the point?
51:12We can't even afford doctors.
51:14I'm going to get us through this.
51:15Okay.
51:16I'm going to take care of everything.
51:17Hey, you trust me, right?
51:20Yeah.
51:21I trust you.
51:24Okay.
51:26I've got it.
51:27Oh.
51:42Oh, my God.
52:00I'm in so much trouble.
52:02I guess blueberry.
52:10If you don't like it, just lie to me.
52:13You bought me breakfast?
52:16Well, don't get used to it.
52:17I bribe new employees to like me.
52:20That's all.
52:20Not bad, huh?
52:44No.
52:45No, it's perfect.
52:47Just like you.
52:50What was that?
52:51I don't know.
52:52I didn't say anything.
52:53I thought you said something.
52:56Well, don't worry about this.
52:57I'll just buy you a new one.
52:59Let's go do some deliveries.
53:01It's the best part of the job.
53:04Get to go inside, get some fresh air,
53:07and enjoy some awkward elevator rides.
53:10Okay.
53:22Quicker than me.
53:24I'm trying.
53:25Oh, this is where I used to work.
53:27Right there.
53:29I bet that chair looked a whole lot better with you in it.
53:33They made a big mistake.
53:37You want to make it a little bit more interesting?
53:39Mm-hmm.
53:40How so?
53:48That's not a good one.
53:49How do you take it?
53:50He'll find out.
53:59What do you want?
54:00What does that say?
54:01It says baby goat loose on the third floor.
54:04Handle immediately.
54:05You're crazy.
54:07You are dangerous, aren't you?
54:08Don't you think that that's a little risky, isn't it?
54:17Oh, my God.
54:18Someone's coming.
54:18We have to go.
54:22Jesus, Jesse.
54:23My saws.
54:25Oh, I think we're good.
54:27Oh.
54:27God.
54:28Oh, God.
54:39Oh, God.
54:40Oh, God.
54:41Oh.
54:41Yes.
54:43Oh, God.
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