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  • 7/8/2025
Henry VIII has just married Marie of Normandy, and is eager to consummate their marriage. Unfortunately for Henry, she i | dG1fOEdndUl6VjBQZ2c
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00:00She stunk the whole place up with it.
00:07Oh, glimey, in it again.
00:15Carry On Henry.
00:17A hilarious look back into history
00:19at the hits, missus, and mistresses of Henry VIII.
00:23Do you, Henry, take this woman to...
00:26I do, and so does she. Right, love, that's it. Through there.
00:29Not only that, it is to greatly increase one's sexual appetite.
00:34I got news for you. Come the morning, you're gonna be starving.
00:37Act the part of a loving husband. Impossible.
00:40Well, perhaps in the meantime, you could make some other arrangements, sire.
00:44What other arrangements?
00:46Like taking a mistress.
00:48I am the king, with a proud family motto to uphold.
00:51Non crepito sum januum. Never spit on your own doorstep.
00:56Carry On Henry.
00:58The carry-on courtiers in a right royal romp around merry England.
01:02Oh, come on, we're not in the ages to look for needles, are we?
01:05Carry On Henry.
01:07Produced by Peter Rogers and directed by Gerald Thomas.
01:11Stars Sidney James as King Henry VIII.
01:15When he reigns, it usually pours.
01:21Kenneth Williams as Cromwell.
01:23There is one thing you haven't touched yet.
01:25No, we're back to the was again.
01:26No, a brand new form of taxation I've just thought up.
01:30S-E-T. Sex Enjoyment Tax.
01:35Terry Scott as Cardinal Woolsey.
01:38Oh!
01:39Oh, your evidence.
01:41Charles Hawtry as Roger DeLogely.
01:44He never fails to do his duty.
01:46As the king's taster, I have to try everything before he does.
01:50Joan Sims as the Queen Marie, who loves to play games on the bed.
01:54Ah! I've done it!
01:57Now, you have to tiddle first.
01:59I have tiddled.
02:00That was winking.
02:01Look, when we began, you told me I had to tiddle into the pot.
02:05Kenneth Connor as Lord Hampton of Wick.
02:08There you will be required to sign a confession of your wrongdoings.
02:11Alas, I cannot help that. I was born with the wrongdoings.
02:14Barbara Windsor as Bettina, lady-in-waiting.
02:17And the best bed he's seen in years.
02:20Oh, I can hardly believe it.
02:22Little me in the king's arms.
02:24Well, it's the best boozer in town.
02:26It's not so much historical, it's hysterical.
02:29And it's Carry On, Henry.
02:31Oh, fucks.

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