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  • 5/2/2025
At the age of ten, Henry James Hermin, a boy who was conceived in a petri-dish and raised by his feminist mother, follow | dG1faHM5b3gtLXJ2QVE
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00:00You
00:11Congratulations, it's a boy
00:18Why are any of us here? What is the purpose of our being? There is no Easter Bunny, no Santa Claus
00:24They're alive! Why are you here? You freak
00:32I want to go to college. You have 30 minutes
00:35Children your age don't go to college. I'm done. That's simply impossible
00:41You are an amazing young man blessed with an amazing gift
00:45Who's my father Patricia? Who's my father?
00:51Where are you going Henry, honey?
00:53If y'all want to find out who your daddy is, I'm gonna see what I can find out, Pete
01:00Excuse me? Why were you a sperm donor? I found my Jesus Christ
01:10Egg meat sperm sperm my mother
01:13You? Me? Oh my god. I'm his mother. You're nothing but a test tube filled with sperm
01:20It was a petri dish
01:23What's wrong?
01:25Just imagining my daughter's reaction to the news
01:32Am I the only one here who thinks this is like totally messed up?
01:37Audrey's right. This is an awkward situation. You think?
01:43Let's get one thing straight. I'm a freak just like you
01:47Yeah?
01:48I think being a freak is kind of cool
01:53You can change the past
01:54But you can change the future
01:58So, what are your plans?
02:03You're smothering me Patricia
02:05I know
02:05I know
02:06It's what mothers do

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