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From Office Punchline To Ceos Addictionkates Playing For Keeps Now
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00:00Okay, Kate, deep breaths.
00:08You're going to crush it at Ronald's group.
00:10Global Footwear Awards, watch out.
00:12Global Footwear Awards.
00:42Hey, move it, fatso.
00:47There's a call in your name.
00:50Celebrators not raid for whales.
01:03Morning, boss.
01:06I'm sorry, the elevator was over capacity.
01:08I was just...
01:08Hold up.
01:10Everyone who came in after her, get out.
01:12Okay?
01:39Chin up.
01:43Don't let people walk all over you, and definitely stand your ground.
01:45Ladies first.
01:58It's...
01:58It's just charming.
02:05Get a grip, Kate.
02:09I see you like that, and never go for someone like me.
02:16Boss, the GFA's deadline's tomorrow.
02:19These are the latest submissions.
02:20Great.
02:24Great.
02:30Great.
02:30Yeah.
02:31Another batch of crap.
02:37Don't you realize that the GFA's is like the Oscars of shoe design?
02:42Go out there and find me some real talent.
02:44Or get packing!
02:45Or get packing!
02:45Wait a minute.
02:54This is amazing.
02:55Wait, who's design is this?
02:57A new intern.
02:58Just started today.
03:01Kate?
03:02Hi, I'm the new...
03:15Kate?
03:16Chloe?
03:17No way!
03:18I didn't know you worked here too!
03:20Well, I've been seeing you since you dropped out.
03:22Kate, what are you doing here?
03:23Oh, it's my first day here as a design intern here at Reynolds.
03:27I guess we'll be seeing a lot more of each other.
03:29Do you know where I should sit?
03:31Shit.
03:32I worked my ass off to get into Reynolds, and now this damn couch just waltzes in.
03:38Wow.
03:40I never thought we'd be co-workers.
03:43Why don't you come with me?
03:46I gotta say, I got some luck.
03:48First full ride in college.
03:50Now, Reynolds, impressive.
03:54Yeah, just between us, I created a portfolio to resume.
04:00Hmm.
04:02You're going for a GFA Grammy.
04:08Your shoe design, huh?
04:11Impressive.
04:12Hey, everyone!
04:15Come check this out.
04:16Oh, the hippo is entering the GFA's.
04:27What, does she plan on winning by filling up the entire stage?
04:31Hurts.
04:32Is she designing footwear or prepping for a flotty?
04:35These could double as canoes.
04:37Oh, boss!
05:03Perfect timing.
05:06Kate here is just a fashion intern.
05:09And she actually thinks she's qualified for the GFA's.
05:13That's for lead designers only.
05:16She's got no business even dreaming about it.
05:18Let's make her a lead designer, though.
05:28That way she'll have every right to enter.
05:30What?
05:31What?
05:31In fact, Kate, why don't you come with me to my office
05:43and we'll get your promotion process started.
05:45Watch out, Mom.
05:54This is over.
06:00Mr. Reynolds, are you okay?
06:02Yeah, it's nothing.
06:04Old issue.
06:06Low blood sugar.
06:08Low blood sugar can be really dangerous.
06:11I have some candy.
06:12It's strawberry flavored.
06:13I mean, no, it doesn't not like...
06:15All right, Mr. Crybaby.
06:21Here, take some candy.
06:26You know, with how busy work gets,
06:28your health always comes first.
06:30Gabby, I'm...
06:32I should go now.
06:34Could it be her?
06:48God, what have I done?
06:50Hate.
06:51I am so sorry about that earlier.
06:54I made you some coffee.
06:55Are we cool?
06:56Yeah.
06:57No, no, no, my designs!
07:05No, no, no!
07:05Oh, what a shame, Kate.
07:07We can't submit the designs like this of the GFAs.
07:10I better tell Mr. Reynolds right away.
07:13No.
07:15I can redo them tonight.
07:17Finally.
07:35Finally.
07:41Kate!
07:42Kate!
07:43These are amazing.
07:45Let me turn these in for you.
07:51Oh, uh, thanks, Chloe.
07:54I mean, if you don't mind, I mean...
07:58I really could fix it.
08:00We could crash.
08:02Oh, thanks.
08:15This is Lucas.
08:21Mr. Reynolds, we've reviewed Kate Harrison's designs,
08:24and they're suspected of plagiarizing from a well-known designer.
08:27Plagiarism?
08:28As a result, the committee has decided to disqualify Reynolds' groups
08:31from the Global Footwear Awards.
08:37The fuck is happening?
08:43Hi. Yes, was it a mistake?
08:45Did Kate plagiarize?
08:46Actually, we just wanted to inform you that,
08:48due to Ms. Chloe Carter's exceptional work,
08:50the committee has decided to reconsider Reynolds' group's disqualification
08:54and allow your participation in the GFAs in spite of Ms. Harris' plagiarism issue.
08:59Congratulations, Mr. Reynolds.
09:01Ms. Carter has just made our short list.
09:03Oh, okay. Yeah, uh, got it.
09:10Get HR to contact Kate now.
09:13The GFAs came through and told me that she plagiarized her top designer.
09:18Boss, I still can't get a hold of Kate.
09:34Shit.
09:36Chloe, do you know where Kate is?
09:38The GFA just called and told me that she plagiarized a top designer.
09:41Oh my god.
09:43How is that even possible?
09:44I haven't been able to get a hold of her either.
09:48Boss, honestly, Kate and I go way back.
09:54We went to college together, and from what I can tell, she's a total fraud.
10:01She has no talent and steals other people's work.
10:05A fraud?
10:09What the hell does HR doing?
10:13Oh, right.
10:15Anyone on the short list?
10:15I've been so pissed I forgot to congratulate you.
10:20Amazing.
10:21Don't worry about it, boss.
10:22It's Kate.
10:23She's gone way too far.
10:26Forget her.
10:28I'm just going to have HR fire her.
10:30This afternoon, I'm going to be throwing a party to celebrate you making the short list.
10:33I'm not going to let some fraud ruin this good news.
10:37Oh, what's going on?
10:55Miss Harris, we regret to inform you your employment has been terminated.
11:00I'm fired?
11:03What?
11:04What's going on?
11:11Hello?
11:12Anybody here?
11:14Are you looking for someone?
11:16Everyone from Reynolds is off at the celebration party.
11:18Celebration party?
11:19Chloe.
11:28Chloe.
11:30Chloe.
11:31Stay the hell away, tubby.
11:34You plagiarizing cuck.
11:36We don't want you here.
11:37You almost got all of us fired.
11:39Yeah.
11:40If Chloe hadn't stepped in, we'd all be screwed.
11:44All right, all right.
11:47Chill out, everyone.
11:48What on earth is going on?
11:51Where's Mr. Reynolds?
11:52I just got fired today for no reason.
11:54Yikes.
11:55That sucks.
11:56But if I were you, I'd suggest you get out of here because our boss doesn't even want to
12:02be in the same zip code as you.
12:04Well, this is the only design from Reynolds Group to make it into the GFA committee, all thanks
12:21to our brilliant designer, Chloe.
12:25No, that's not true.
12:27Hey.
12:28That design, it's mine.
12:32That design, that's mine.
12:35You liar.
12:36Just dropped the act already.
12:38You completely ripped off my design.
12:40But no, I didn't steal anything.
12:42I submitted that exact design.
12:44I spent days drawing that.
12:47I poured my heart into it.
12:49How can you claim it's yours?
12:51You're a liar.
12:52You submitted it for me, and you know damn well I drew it.
12:55Oh, give me a break.
12:57A dumpy little troll like you could never design something like that in a million years.
13:03Sweetie, you can't even squeeze your thunder thighs into heels, let alone design them.
13:08I bet all your Reynolds stole.
13:13All right.
13:13All right.
13:14It's already been fired.
13:15Let's not drag your name to the mud.
13:17Mr. Reynolds, you don't believe me either?
13:19I swear, I...
13:20I don't know what you did to make me think that you are talented, but Reynolds Group has
13:24a zero-tolerance policy on plagiarism.
13:26Oh, please.
13:27I swear...
13:28I'm so sorry.
13:40Let me help you.
13:40God, don't touch it.
13:47God, I'm so sorry.
13:48I'm...
13:54Oh, my God.
13:59This round, please blow me out.
14:00Give me a paper and stay the hell away from you.
14:02Thanks, man.
14:04Seriously, Kate?
14:06Let me guess.
14:07You never had a boyfriend?
14:10No wonder you start drooling the second somebody takes their pants off.
14:16Nice job.
14:18You really put on quite a show.
14:20Stop, please.
14:26Just stop, okay?
14:28I know I don't have Chloe's perfect body or her fancy background, and I can't talk myself
14:34into a situation like she can have that doesn't mean that I cheated.
14:37Those shoes are absolutely perfect.
14:56She is so talented.
14:57Chloe's design is pure genius.
15:00Those signs are mine.
15:03LMAO, look at this.
15:04This fatty has totally lost...
15:06Shut up, fatso.
15:08Like, you could ever design something like that.
15:10Your chunky feet couldn't even fit in a pair of heels.
15:12Ha ha ha ha.
15:25Hello?
15:26I'd like to try the slimming serum, please.
15:34Doctor, how fast can I have the body I've always dreamed of?
15:37How fast do you want to start turning heads?
15:40The GFAs are in three days.
15:42I want jaws on the floor.
15:44All right, then.
15:52No heavy caffeine while you're on this, though.
15:55When it pounds, it will bounce back faster than a bad axe.
15:58And we're not liable for that.
16:04Please, God, let this be my glow-up.
16:06Oh, my gosh.
16:28I actually, I did it.
16:29I'm actually kidding.
16:30Mr. Reynolds, is it true that Reynolds Group had a bit of a slip-up with the GFAs?
16:40We had an irresponsible employee drop the ball, but mark my words, the Reynolds Group will
16:46be going all in for the GFAs.
16:49We are not just showing up, we're showing off.
16:52Sorry, you two.
16:54The Global Footwear Award isn't mine.
16:55Hey, Lucas.
17:05Early congrats.
17:06Reynolds Group's got that GFA trophy in the bag.
17:10Oh, thank you, but there are plenty of designers out there.
17:13You know, could go to anyone.
17:14Oh, Lucas, you're too modest.
17:15How could a design as gorgeous as Chloe's not been?
17:19If I may add, Chloe and you, you two make quite the pair.
17:22Oh, please stop.
17:23Lucas is literally my idol.
17:25You hear that, boss?
17:29Maybe we should have a drink, maybe?
17:32Yeah, I don't really mix work with whatever this is.
17:39Good afternoon, everyone.
17:41We've just been informed that a submission from another division has been fast-tracked to
17:46the finals and it's turning heads.
17:48Let's take a look at the design.
17:49Whoa, this is genius.
17:58I'm definitely out of the running now.
17:59My goodness, whose design is that?
18:01It's incredible.
18:02A new finalist?
18:04Must be somebody with connections.
18:06All right, folks.
18:06Let's give a warm welcome to the rising designer.
18:09And here she is, Miss Kate Harris.
18:12Kate Harris?
18:14That fat bitch?
18:15No way.
18:16There has to be a mistake.
18:18Now she's coming.
18:19Kate?
18:20That plagiarizing fatty?
18:22She actually showed up.
18:23No way that greasy brain of hers designed something like that.
18:25Oh my God.
18:27Did anyone else hear the tiles cracking when she walked in?
18:29Seriously?
18:30Who let a circus elephant perform at a prestigious event like GFA?
18:34That fat Kate's body is so bloated.
18:37I can't even tell where her boobs and her ass begins.
18:42I just wanted you to know
18:45That baby
18:47I got that summertime, summertime sadness
18:55Got that summertime, summertime sadness
19:04Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
19:07How am I getting HIV in?

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