- 7/7/2025
Summer Situationship – FULL MOVIE [Eng Sub]
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00:00:00You got me crazy!
00:00:06I got you crazy! That's funny!
00:00:07You're the one who leaked our sex tape!
00:00:09If someone makes you crazy,
00:00:11you're either hopelessly in love with them
00:00:14or you hate their guts.
00:00:16For me and Noah, it's both.
00:00:18You two are hooking up.
00:00:19We're not hooking up.
00:00:20Noah's my boyfriend.
00:00:22Pay off my family's medical debt
00:00:24was to work as a maid for my ex-best friend
00:00:26and ex-boyfriend in their summer home.
00:00:28I need this job.
00:00:30You want your job back?
00:00:31Play along as my girlfriend.
00:00:33Until the end of the summer,
00:00:34this money will be yours.
00:00:36Everything you've ever had or wanted
00:00:39is mine.
00:00:40No boners, no feelings.
00:00:42I don't want things to get complicated.
00:00:44Like what you see?
00:00:46After everything that happened between us,
00:00:48I shouldn't want her, but I do.
00:00:50No one touches me with you.
00:00:51Get off of her!
00:00:52Tell him that he's a good kisser.
00:00:54Tell him you love him.
00:00:56I need that money more than I want you.
00:00:59Are you seriously fucking my boyfriend?
00:01:02I'm going to make your life hell.
00:01:04Leah, stop.
00:01:06Help me!
00:01:07Get off of her!
00:01:08Come on!
00:01:08Tools, I'm going to give you everything.
00:01:10Tell me that you want to give up the money
00:01:12You can tell me that you love me.
00:01:22You drive me crazy!
00:01:24I drive you crazy!
00:01:25That's funny!
00:01:25You're the one who leaked our sex tape!
00:01:27If someone makes you crazy,
00:01:29you're either hopelessly in love with them
00:01:31or you hate their guts.
00:01:34For me and Noah,
00:01:35it's both.
00:01:36Jules!
00:01:43Can you scrub the toilets?
00:01:44I'd like to see you on your knees.
00:01:46Don't tempt her, Emmett.
00:01:48This little gutter set will do anything for five bucks.
00:01:51The only way for me to pay off my family's medical debt
00:01:55was to work as a maid for my ex-best friend
00:01:57and ex-boyfriend in their summer home.
00:02:00I think Mia hired me just to torture me.
00:02:03Clean it up, maid.
00:02:05I may be a maid,
00:02:12but you'll always be a bitch.
00:02:15And you'll always be the girl
00:02:17who leaked her a sex tape for clout.
00:02:19That's not true, and you know it.
00:02:22I know that everyone in a hundred mile radius
00:02:24has seen her titties.
00:02:25Ha ha.
00:02:32I can't believe I used to be friends with her.
00:02:35I'm glad that phase is over.
00:02:38Right, Emmett?
00:02:39Yeah.
00:02:41She did have a good pussy, though.
00:02:42Ha ha.
00:02:49Oh, you just can't help but open your legs
00:02:53at every opportunity, can you?
00:02:55Am I dreaming?
00:03:01No way is the guy who ruined my life helping me.
00:03:07What the hell's going on?
00:03:12Nova?
00:03:13What the hell's going on?
00:03:15Jules came in here to work,
00:03:17and she started being really disrespectful,
00:03:19and she grabbed me,
00:03:20and then when I pulled my hand away,
00:03:22she just, she just fell.
00:03:24Destiny?
00:03:25Hmm?
00:03:25Is that what happened?
00:03:27That's not exactly how it happened.
00:03:29Shut the fuck up,
00:03:30or you're going to end up being an outcast
00:03:32from the group like Jules, okay?
00:03:35Why do you even care?
00:03:36She released a video of you two having sex,
00:03:39and I had to jump in and,
00:03:40and save your reputation
00:03:42before things got out of hand.
00:03:47Mia?
00:03:48Hmm?
00:03:48Give me your phone.
00:03:49What?
00:03:51Give me your phone.
00:03:52No.
00:03:52It's right here.
00:03:53I got you.
00:03:54Oh!
00:03:55I thought Noah hated me.
00:03:59Why is he standing up for me now?
00:04:02If I see anybody with pictures of Jules on their phone,
00:04:06they'll have to speak to me.
00:04:07No.
00:04:08Open it.
00:04:17I know we aren't really friends anymore.
00:04:20You didn't have to do that.
00:04:22I know.
00:04:25Whoa!
00:04:26Whoa!
00:04:29Uh...
00:04:31Guys, she's not breathing.
00:04:35Guys, she's not breathing.
00:04:37All right, somebody call the police.
00:04:38Dude, we can't.
00:04:39Yes, we can't.
00:04:40No, we can't.
00:04:41This place is loaded with drugs.
00:04:42Why would we do that
00:04:43when she's obviously just faking it for attention?
00:04:46Wake up, slut.
00:04:47Show's over.
00:04:48Mia, if you're not going to help out,
00:04:49then just fuck off, all right?
00:04:51Fine by me.
00:04:51I'll be by the pool.
00:04:52Just call me when the trash is taken out, okay?
00:04:54I'm it!
00:05:00I know you've always had a thing for Jules,
00:05:02but she used to be my friend, too.
00:05:04You have to save her.
00:05:08Jules?
00:05:09Jules!
00:05:10Come on!
00:05:11Shit, shit, shit.
00:05:12What do I do?
00:05:13Mouth to mouth.
00:05:14Give her mouth to mouth.
00:05:15You okay?
00:05:24Thank God.
00:05:26All right, um, let's get you up.
00:05:30I don't know what the hell happened back there,
00:05:32but I need to get back to work.
00:05:34Jules, you're not going anywhere.
00:05:37I'm fine.
00:05:38Yeah, thanks to me.
00:05:39You know, Jules, you better have a pretty good explanation
00:05:41of why you came crawling back to me.
00:05:44What, are you a stripper?
00:05:46I'm supposed to be your maid.
00:05:48You know, last time I saw you,
00:05:49you leaked our sex tape, lied about it,
00:05:52and then you told me never to talk to you again.
00:05:54And now you come to my summer house
00:05:56with a bunch of people who hate your guts,
00:05:59and you're wearing this little dress?
00:06:02What are you trying to do?
00:06:04Trying to stalk my friends?
00:06:06Trying to ruin my summer?
00:06:07You trying to drive me crazy?
00:06:09I'm here to clean your toilets
00:06:10and serve you drinks, sir.
00:06:15You know what I think?
00:06:17I think you're here to win me back.
00:06:22Why would I want you back
00:06:23after everything you've done to me?
00:06:25Because I'm the best sex you've ever had,
00:06:26and you're a freaky little bitch.
00:06:28And you know what?
00:06:28I didn't do anything to you.
00:06:30So why don't you just admit it?
00:06:33You still want me.
00:06:35Is he coming on to me?
00:06:38In your dreams.
00:06:43Jules, when you leaked that sex tape...
00:06:45We've been over this a million times.
00:06:47I didn't leak the tape.
00:06:49Yes, you did.
00:06:50And when you did,
00:06:51you cost me my job opportunities,
00:06:53and you almost cost me my friends.
00:06:55Well, I'm sorry for your almost loss.
00:06:58Mia decided that I was officially canceled
00:07:00and got everyone to turn against me.
00:07:03And you let her.
00:07:04Did someone say my name?
00:07:06You two are hooking up.
00:07:12We're not hooking up.
00:07:13Noah's my boyfriend.
00:07:19We're not hooking up.
00:07:21Noah's my boyfriend.
00:07:22Be so fucking for real.
00:07:27Your rebound is my ex-best friend?
00:07:30It happened a couple months ago.
00:07:33Right when you told everyone to stop talking to me.
00:07:36How convenient.
00:07:38Let the girls talk.
00:07:40After everyone saw your tits online,
00:07:49I knew I couldn't be friends with such an embarrassing skank.
00:07:57Oh!
00:07:59Oh!
00:07:59Did you just spit on me?
00:08:02Yeah, and I can do it again if you didn't feel it.
00:08:05Everything you've ever had or wanted is mine.
00:08:13And I'm not giving any of it back.
00:08:17Especially Noah.
00:08:20Oh!
00:08:22Ow!
00:08:23Noah!
00:08:25Did you see that?
00:08:26She shoved me!
00:08:27Oh my god.
00:08:28Yeah, like Noah would believe a lie like that.
00:08:30I'm always honest.
00:08:33You're the one that's lied in the past.
00:08:39Thanks, Noe.
00:08:42Fire her.
00:08:51Fire her.
00:08:52Do you really think firing her would be the best option?
00:08:59I think it'd be more of a punishment if we let her serve us all summer.
00:09:03Noah, she shoved me!
00:09:05And this is my rental, too.
00:09:08So, what I say goes.
00:09:19Mia and I are splitting the summer house.
00:09:22So, you should probably go.
00:09:26I found something for you when I was cleaning.
00:09:32Have fun fucking Mia's pointy vagina.
00:09:39Jules.
00:09:43Look, I know things have probably been really tough since your dad died last summer.
00:09:47I want you to take this, okay?
00:09:54It's what you would have made if you worked for me all summer.
00:09:58I don't want your pity check.
00:10:00Thank God.
00:10:01I can't believe I ever wanted you.
00:10:03This is too humiliating.
00:10:05I'll find another way to pay off Dad's debt.
00:10:07What are you doing home?
00:10:21I lost my job at the summer house.
00:10:23No, no.
00:10:25That was the only thing keeping us afloat.
00:10:28Jules, when your father died, he left us in a hundred thousand dollars in debt.
00:10:31I know, but I was working for Mia, and she fired me.
00:10:36Mia?
00:10:37Her father owns the hospital that put us into this debt.
00:10:40But her father said that if you worked at their summer house, he would forgive our debt.
00:10:45Jules, if you don't get this job back, we will lose everything.
00:10:49Everything.
00:10:50I'm so glad you took out the trash, my little knowy.
00:11:00Please don't call me that.
00:11:03You're really proving yourself to be marriage material.
00:11:07I'm going to call Daddy and have him send you some money so you can go out and buy me a ring.
00:11:10Mia?
00:11:12Slow down, okay?
00:11:14We've only been dating for two months.
00:11:15What, you still have feelings for Jules or something?
00:11:21I don't know what you ever saw in that girl.
00:11:24Mia, do not say anything mean about Jules.
00:11:26Why not?
00:11:27That grubby little maid ruined your life with her sex tape.
00:11:31I'd rather be a grubby maid than a frigid bitch.
00:11:35What are you still doing here?
00:11:37You don't even work here anymore.
00:11:39Tell me this.
00:11:40Are you genuinely stupid, or do you just not get it?
00:11:43Nobody wants you here.
00:11:46I can't back down.
00:11:48Not if I want to save my family.
00:11:50I'm not talking to you.
00:11:52I'm talking to you.
00:11:55I need this job.
00:11:57I need you to choose me.
00:11:59After everything that happened between us, I shouldn't want her.
00:12:03But I do.
00:12:05What do I get if I choose you?
00:12:09What do I get if I choose you?
00:12:11I'll do whatever you want.
00:12:13No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:12:16No one can make him happier than me.
00:12:19Tell her, Noah.
00:12:21Prove it.
00:12:26I'll work harder than I ever have before.
00:12:29And I'll do whatever you say.
00:12:32Okay.
00:12:34Enough with this little seduction act of yours.
00:12:37And keep your grubby hands off of my boyfriend.
00:12:41Mia.
00:12:43I need to talk to Jules.
00:12:45Alone.
00:12:47Well, she better be gone by the time I'm back.
00:12:50She really has you by the balls.
00:12:58Don't insult me.
00:13:00Or what?
00:13:02You'll spank me.
00:13:04You can leave now.
00:13:06Hey.
00:13:07You won't let me work here because it'd be too tempting to bang you.
00:13:16You're right.
00:13:18Read my lips, Jules.
00:13:22You're fired.
00:13:26You're right.
00:13:28Read my lips, Jules.
00:13:29You're fired.
00:13:38You can be a real dick sometimes, you know that?
00:13:41Yeah, I know.
00:13:42It's part of my charm.
00:13:43Hey, where are you going?
00:13:44Jules, you can't just leave.
00:13:46Jules!
00:13:48You can't just leave.
00:13:51You fired me.
00:13:52I can do whatever I want.
00:13:54You're so hot, I love when you're ticklish.
00:14:04Please tell me this isn't what it looks like.
00:14:08Does it look like she's drinking, huh?
00:14:16Noah, you come over here.
00:14:18Now.
00:14:24Mia, why is image cock in your hand?
00:14:27Mia, how long have you been fucking my roommate?
00:14:29Don't be prude.
00:14:30It's just a hand job.
00:14:32You sure know how to make Noah happy, don't you, Mia?
00:14:36Don't be jealous because I know how to keep a man satisfied.
00:14:41Follow my lead and we'll talk about you keeping your job.
00:14:43What are you doing?
00:15:06What the fuck are you?
00:15:11You want your job back?
00:15:17Fuck me.
00:15:21Oh, Jules, you're so hot!
00:15:24Play along.
00:15:26Why would I do that?
00:15:27You want your job back?
00:15:29You've got to earn it.
00:15:31Oh, Jules, your body is so sexy!
00:15:37Okay, fine.
00:15:39Go ahead.
00:15:41You're crazy.
00:15:45I'm committed.
00:15:49Yeah, baby, give it to me.
00:15:53You better give me my job back after this.
00:15:56I am the only person you can trust in this house for the sakes.
00:16:01Noah, come out right now!
00:16:04Oh, yeah, Jules.
00:16:07Oh, yeah, Jules.
00:16:08Oh, I'm coming for the third time!
00:16:11Oh, come on, baby!
00:16:14Show me what you got!
00:16:19Jules, hand me your shirt.
00:16:20Hand me your shirt.
00:16:21Now, now, now!
00:16:22Are you seriously fucking my boyfriend?
00:16:39Oh, my God!
00:16:40Are you seriously fucking my boyfriend?
00:16:41Yeah.
00:16:42Thanks for warming him up for me the past few months.
00:16:44You fucking bitch.
00:16:47You can't stay here.
00:16:48You don't work for me anymore.
00:16:50Take it up with Noah.
00:16:52This isn't over.
00:16:54If you think that you can just climb your way back up the social ladder that easy, you're wrong.
00:17:00I'm gonna make your life hell.
00:17:11Your attempt to get back at me is cringe as hell.
00:17:13You know what?
00:17:14I should thank you.
00:17:15Because now that Mia's off my hands, I can just be with Jules.
00:17:17Oh, you're gonna blow it just like you did last time.
00:17:20Oh, wait.
00:17:21I guess she really blew it when she leaked the sex tape, didn't she?
00:17:25You know what?
00:17:26Let's make a bet.
00:17:27Yeah, me and you, let's make a bet.
00:17:29We're the last two candidates for the Lehman internship, right?
00:17:32Yeah.
00:17:33What about it?
00:17:35If I stay with Jules till the end of the summer, you back off the internship.
00:17:39Now, if Jules breaks up with me, I'll back off.
00:17:42Internship will be yours.
00:17:44Yeah, she's really gonna stay with you with all five and a half inches of Emmett Coburn in this house.
00:17:50You're on.
00:17:57We need to talk.
00:17:59Emmett, get out.
00:18:04Psst.
00:18:09Did I get my job back?
00:18:10Actually, you've been promoted.
00:18:14To be my new girlfriend.
00:18:20You're nuts.
00:18:22I'm not a hooker.
00:18:23I'm not crazy, and I don't pay for sex.
00:18:28Well, my services aren't cheap.
00:18:31Oh, says the girl that didn't want my money.
00:18:33Well, I changed my mind.
00:18:35Now, I need $100,000.
00:18:39Done.
00:18:41Pull this off with me, and at the end of the summer, this money will be yours.
00:18:45Give me that.
00:18:50Not yet.
00:18:57Give me that.
00:18:58Not yet.
00:18:59I will give this to you on the last day at the summer house.
00:19:02But until then, this money's mine.
00:19:07This check is enough to save my mom, my house, and my dignity.
00:19:11I'll do it.
00:19:16Great.
00:19:21Let's seal the deal.
00:19:29Let's shake on it.
00:19:30All right.
00:19:39Let's set some ground rules.
00:19:51Rule number one.
00:19:53No boners.
00:19:55You know, I can handle my own boners.
00:19:57You got any other rules, Madam President?
00:20:00Yeah.
00:20:02Just one.
00:20:04No feelings.
00:20:06I don't want things to get complicated.
00:20:10You're my complication, Jules.
00:20:16Do you have any rules for me?
00:20:20Yeah, I do.
00:20:22I have one.
00:20:25No one touches you with me.
00:20:30You don't own me.
00:20:32Jules, I'm being serious.
00:20:35While we do this, I don't want you hooking up with anybody else.
00:20:39So you really want to be the last person I had sex with, huh?
00:20:44Oh, I'm the last person you had sex with?
00:20:46Don't get an ego about it.
00:20:47Hey, my ego's doing fine.
00:20:52Let the show begin.
00:20:58Ew.
00:20:59I'm not having dinner with her.
00:21:01There's a reason we kicked her out of the group.
00:21:02You kicked me out.
00:21:05Everyone else was on my side and left your sorry ass in the dirt.
00:21:10Including your little sex tape partner over here.
00:21:13At least I didn't show your dick to the entire world like this skank.
00:21:18Mia, do not talk to Mia or Jules like that again.
00:21:25This is my house.
00:21:27And Jules is my...
00:21:31I'm his permanent guest.
00:21:34I'm not going anywhere.
00:21:38Come on.
00:21:41Jason!
00:21:42Can we get some fucking service?
00:21:44Dinner...
00:21:47is serving.
00:21:53Let fucking go!
00:21:56Yay!
00:22:04Oops.
00:22:05I spilled.
00:22:08Emmett?
00:22:09You want to help?
00:22:11Yeah?
00:22:14Look at Jules' squirm.
00:22:23Oh, she can release a sex tape, but can't take a body shot.
00:22:33Noah, are you thirsty?
00:22:35Jules, take your shirt off.
00:22:43Oops.
00:23:12Oops.
00:23:12Oops.
00:23:12Spilled a little
00:23:14Jules
00:23:16I'm still thirsty
00:23:19Did Noah just kiss me for real?
00:23:31I have to go
00:23:32If you're still thirsty, Noah, you can take a sip off of me
00:23:47Choke on it
00:23:49Don't run away from me
00:23:54Why did you kiss me out there?
00:24:01It was an act, Jules
00:24:02And you agreed to be a part of it
00:24:05You can be a real asshole sometimes, you know that?
00:24:10Yeah, I know
00:24:10Now you're gonna strip from it?
00:24:14You're shivering
00:24:15Come here
00:24:30Bed's yours tonight
00:24:31I'll take the catch
00:24:32What are you doing here?
00:24:56And where is Noah?
00:24:57Are you all sore from getting your back blown out last night?
00:25:06Destiny, that is your brother
00:25:08Whatever
00:25:09I just came by to tell you how happy I am you've stolen back from Mia
00:25:13Mia's your best friend
00:25:15Yeah
00:25:15She's also a huge bitch
00:25:16She's also a huge bitch
00:25:17People contain multitudes
00:25:20Don't be scared of Mia
00:25:22She's been jealous of you since the first time you started hooking up with Noah
00:25:26And she's jealous of you still
00:25:27And it looks like YouTube got a little catching up to do
00:25:32If you know what I mean
00:25:34Oh
00:25:34Like what you see?
00:25:45I do, actually
00:25:51What are you doing?
00:26:13Taking a shower
00:26:14Remember
00:26:18No going in
00:26:20You wish
00:26:22Show's over, pretty boy
00:26:30I got some friends coming over
00:26:33Meet me at the pool
00:26:34What's with this guy?
00:26:48One minute he's ice cold
00:26:50Now that we're in front of all these people
00:26:52He's putting on a show
00:26:53Don't look now
00:27:00But
00:27:00Mia looks like she's ready to rip your hair out
00:27:03Let's give her something to stare at
00:27:23I'm not going to let Jules ruin my summer
00:27:26Everyone's paying attention to her
00:27:28When they should be paying attention to me
00:27:30Maybe everybody thinks you guys are friends again
00:27:33Should definitely let her know that that's not true
00:27:36You're right
00:27:38It's time to put everyone's loyalty to the test
00:27:42Everyone
00:27:47I've decided that it's time to take a vote
00:27:49Everyone must decide right now
00:27:52Whether Jules stays
00:27:54Or I do
00:27:56Mia, would you relax?
00:27:58We're not taking a vote
00:28:00We're not on Survivor, alright?
00:28:03What's Survivor?
00:28:04A show for old people
00:28:05Ew!
00:28:07That's so boring
00:28:08I'm kidding
00:28:10Guys, guys
00:28:11I'm just kidding
00:28:13What game is she trying to play?
00:28:17Whatever it is
00:28:18I know it won't be good for me
00:28:22Wow
00:28:26Not one of your friends wants me to leave
00:28:29That must feel pretty embarrassing
00:28:31Oh, honey
00:28:32You don't know the meaning of embarrassing
00:28:35It's time to find out
00:28:41What Jules really said about all of you behind your back
00:28:43What are you talking about?
00:28:46I never said anything about save it
00:28:49Herf's right here
00:28:51And Noah
00:28:53I saved the best for last
00:28:56Don't you want to know what Jules said about you?
00:28:59I bet you're dying
00:29:03To find out what your little girlfriend said about you behind your back
00:29:06I think
00:29:08Everyone
00:29:09Should find out what Jules really said about them
00:29:12Oh, Emmett
00:29:14This one's about you
00:29:15Emmett is so dumb
00:29:17Because he thinks that vegans can't eat pussy
00:29:20They can?
00:29:23I never said that
00:29:24Mia did
00:29:25She's framing me with the text that she sent
00:29:28Oh
00:29:29And this one says that Destiny's boob job doesn't even look like it made a difference
00:29:33Hey
00:29:34I made good money for these
00:29:37Mia, would you knock it off?
00:29:39Jules will never say any of those things, alright?
00:29:42Really?
00:29:42Cause this one's about you, Noe
00:29:45She sent this to me after the first time you two lovebirds hooked up
00:29:48Noah is arrogant
00:29:49Cocky
00:29:51And needs to be the best at everything
00:29:53Him and Emmett are perfect as roommates together
00:29:56You said that about me?
00:29:59I can explain
00:30:00Save your breath
00:30:01Mitch
00:30:15Don't touch me
00:30:17Get off of me
00:30:18You're so hot
00:30:32Say that again with your shirt off
00:30:33Yeah
00:30:34Come on
00:30:35Come on
00:30:39Come on
00:30:41Come on
00:30:47Yo
00:30:57Emmett
00:30:59You and Jules are officially over
00:31:02No, no, no way, dude
00:31:04Like
00:31:04I'm just gonna distract myself
00:31:06Sprew around a little bit
00:31:07She'll come crawling back
00:31:09Speak of the devil
00:31:12You hooked up with Jules
00:31:19Dude
00:31:20Look
00:31:21You hooked up with Jules
00:31:23I don't know what's going on
00:31:24What do you mean, dude?
00:31:25It's pretty fucking clear
00:31:26You hooked up
00:31:27Fuck
00:31:30Yeah, you're fucked
00:31:32Emmett
00:31:33Stop
00:31:34Fuck you, dude
00:31:34Stop
00:31:34Did you post this?
00:31:50Jules, did you post this?
00:31:57I don't know
00:31:58Jules, why would you take a video of us having sex and post it?
00:32:01What, are you trying to be a porn star?
00:32:06How do I know you didn't plant it?
00:32:08Jules, I'd rather get hit by a bus than let everybody at this party know that we just had sex
00:32:13You know what?
00:32:15Everyone was right about you
00:32:16You're just like all the other douchebags on this campus
00:32:19Whoa, you don't mean that
00:32:21Lose my number
00:32:23I never want to see you again
00:32:25Fine
00:32:26Feelings mutual
00:32:27Great
00:32:32You just blew it with a girl you've had feelings for since freshman year
00:32:36Mia, thank God you're here
00:32:40Listen, Jules
00:32:42None of us want to be associated with you anymore
00:32:46You're a skank
00:32:47So get out and don't come back
00:32:50Help
00:33:02Help
00:33:04You saved me?
00:33:20That feels better
00:33:33Doesn't it?
00:33:36And now since I saved you
00:33:38Maybe you can make me feel better
00:33:41Emmett
00:33:42Don't even think about it
00:33:45Go on Jules
00:33:46Tell your boyfriend how I saved you
00:33:48Jules, tell him to leave
00:33:50We have to talk
00:33:51Emmett, thank you for saving me
00:33:58But I got it from here
00:33:59One step closer to making her mind
00:34:07Jules, what the fuck was that?
00:34:16I can explain everything
00:34:17Good, explain
00:34:18Now
00:34:20You're a hottie, you know that?
00:34:29Takes one to know one
00:34:30Remember, don't tell anybody about this, okay?
00:34:33I'm not some dirty little secret
00:34:41I never said that, okay?
00:34:45Okay
00:34:45You know, once we make this official
00:34:58I'm gonna post this everywhere
00:34:59That way everyone can see it
00:35:01But for right now
00:35:03It's party time
00:35:06OMG, I finally hooked up with Noah
00:35:15I wouldn't hook up with him
00:35:18If he was the last person on earth
00:35:20How could you hook up with your ex-boyfriend's roommate?
00:35:23You don't know him like I do
00:35:25If you saw him naked, you'd understand
00:35:28Ew, spare me the visual
00:35:31I thought you hated that guy
00:35:33Noah is arrogant, cocky
00:35:35And probably needs to be in therapy
00:35:36He and Emmett are the perfect matches roommates
00:35:39But I like him more than I ever liked Emmett
00:35:43More than I ever liked anyone
00:35:45The rest of the texts were all things that Mia said to me
00:35:51Except for the one about you
00:35:53I called you arrogant and cocky
00:35:55That's true
00:35:56Right before I told her I have feelings for you
00:36:04Is that true?
00:36:15It's true
00:36:18I liked you
00:36:20Jules, how am I supposed to trust you?
00:36:24I mean, really
00:36:25Alright
00:36:27I need to see the texts from your phone
00:36:29So that way I can know that they're legit
00:36:32Maybe if I show Noah the texts
00:36:34He'll finally believe me
00:36:36I guess you can't
00:36:40There's no way for me to prove it
00:36:42I know it was a really long time ago
00:36:51But when I really think about it
00:36:53I really liked you, Jules
00:36:55I really did
00:36:57I give those two until the end of today
00:37:03To what, Bone?
00:37:07They're just doing this to make me mad
00:37:09It's like they're obsessed with me
00:37:10I don't think they remember you exist
00:37:13Then I'll make them remember
00:37:19Okay
00:37:24The rules of the game are simple
00:37:26You take a hit of the vape and pass it around
00:37:29When the smoke stops
00:37:31You kiss whoever blew it to you
00:37:32She's never kissed me like that
00:38:01My turn
00:38:03No smoke
00:38:14Looks like we have to kiss
00:38:16Rude
00:38:22Keep the circle moving
00:38:41If you want to really piss me off
00:38:44Kiss me like you mean it
00:38:46Get off
00:38:54Dude, I took her virginity
00:38:57What's a little peck?
00:39:00Why would you tell everyone that?
00:39:02Remember that six-pack you bought me
00:39:03For doing the deed?
00:39:10Hey, Jules!
00:39:11Jules!
00:39:12You're a pig!
00:39:13Hey, Emmett is lying, okay?
00:39:14He's lying
00:39:15I knew that you guys were hooking up, all right?
00:39:18But that was well before I had feelings for you
00:39:19You have feelings for me?
00:39:28I knew that you guys were hooking up, all right?
00:39:30But that was well before I had feelings for you
00:39:32You have feelings for me?
00:39:34Yes, Jules, I have feelings for you
00:39:36You do?
00:39:38Yeah, I have all the feelings
00:39:40Confusion, frustration, blind rage
00:39:43For a tip!
00:39:44Yeah, but you know what?
00:39:45Sometimes, Jules
00:39:46Sometimes you make me really happy
00:39:48Look, I know that you're hurt
00:39:51I broke your trust
00:39:53And when that video was leaked
00:39:55My trust was broken too
00:39:56What do you mean?
00:40:04I mean, I trusted you and you let me down
00:40:06And now I'm saying I would do anything to try again
00:40:09Do you want to get back together?
00:40:14You said no feelings
00:40:15Yeah, you're right
00:40:18So tell me you want to be with me
00:40:21Tell me you want to break the rules and end the contract
00:40:24Tell me you want to do this for real
00:40:25Tell me that you want to give up the money
00:40:28Well, looks like our favorite couple survived the ring of fire
00:40:38Ew, why is he so obsessed with her?
00:40:42Doesn't he know that she's poor?
00:40:43I didn't know she was poor
00:40:45Mm-hmm
00:40:46Her parents lost all their money after her dad died of cancer
00:40:50And the only reason why I know that is because my dad owns the hospital that her mother still owes money to
00:40:56Maybe we should take Jules shopping so she can forget she's poor
00:41:00Spending money always makes me feel better
00:41:02Yes, yes, that's a great idea
00:41:04You should go do that right now
00:41:05Yes!
00:41:12It's not that easy
00:41:14Stop avoiding the question
00:41:16I'm not avoiding it
00:41:17Look, if I don't get the money
00:41:20I'll lose everything
00:41:23What do you mean?
00:41:25I mean
00:41:26Mia and I want to take you shopping
00:41:28Destiny, me and Jules are talking
00:41:31She was about to answer a very important question
00:41:34I don't want to go shopping with Mia
00:41:36But I really don't want to lie to Noah
00:41:38And tell him I don't have feelings for him
00:41:40Or tell him about my dad and the debt
00:41:42We can talk later
00:41:45I promise
00:41:47The girls go shopping
00:41:59Saturdays are for the boys
00:42:01Must be embarrassing for everyone to realize how much she wants me
00:42:06I cannot wait to crush your ego
00:42:09Once I get Jules and the Lehman internship
00:42:11Dude, the Lehman internship is the hardest internship in the entire country
00:42:16It was tailored for sigmas
00:42:18Like me
00:42:19The internship is mine
00:42:21Believe me, me and Jules are in this for good
00:42:23Or at least until the end of the summer and I have to pay up
00:42:27If it isn't my favorite customer
00:42:38Oh, that dress you ordered finally came in
00:42:40Oh my god, it's gorgeous
00:42:45I'm gonna go try this on
00:42:47You ordered the wrong size
00:42:57Uh, no, I used the measurements that you gave me
00:42:59No, you didn't
00:43:01That's impossible
00:43:01It doesn't fit
00:43:02Maybe the zipper's stuck
00:43:04What are you doing?
00:43:07I'm shopping
00:43:08Do you not remember me?
00:43:11I used to be in here all the time
00:43:12Oh, she can't afford this place anymore
00:43:15She can only shop at thrift stores
00:43:16But what Mia says goes
00:43:19So your money's no good here
00:43:21You know what?
00:43:23You're right
00:43:24I have better things to do
00:43:26Than to be dealing with shrewds like you
00:43:28That's it
00:43:30You're out
00:43:31Oh, Mr. Allen
00:43:33Excuse me
00:43:34I'm just gonna take out the trash
00:43:36Trash?
00:43:37Yeah
00:43:37That's my girlfriend
00:43:39Oh
00:43:42Apparently, I'm too poor to even stand in this boutique
00:43:47See this car?
00:43:51Has no spending limit
00:43:52My girlfriend can get whatever she wants
00:43:54And I would like to try this dress on first
00:43:59No way, this is mine
00:44:00Oh, are you gonna purchase it?
00:44:02No
00:44:02Not with this janky little zipper
00:44:04Great, let's try it on, Jules
00:44:12What do you think?
00:44:26Noah?
00:44:29Will you come help zip me up?
00:44:32Of course
00:44:33You know, there's only one problem with this dress
00:44:42Is it too expensive?
00:44:45No
00:44:45It breaks a no-boner rule
00:44:48Well, aren't you gonna thank me?
00:45:03Thank you, Noah
00:45:08You can be pretty sweet sometimes
00:45:12Like lipstick on a fucking pig
00:45:16Put the dress on my card
00:45:22Excuse me
00:45:26I am missing a very expensive necklace
00:45:31I bet she stole it
00:45:33I would never
00:45:34Then dump out your bag and prove it
00:45:37Fine
00:45:39Whatever, Mia
00:45:41See?
00:45:55Told ya
00:45:56I don't know how that got there
00:46:05Well, she stole it
00:46:07And I believe that $500 is a felony
00:46:12Call the police
00:46:14Don't call the police
00:46:16This is all my fault
00:46:18No, it's not
00:46:19Yes, it is
00:46:20I wanted to surprise you
00:46:23So I put the necklace in your purse
00:46:24But I was gonna pay for it
00:46:26Once everybody left
00:46:27You can't do this
00:46:29It's a waste of money
00:46:31Neither of us want me to win
00:46:33It's worth it, trust me
00:46:35And you look beautiful in that dress
00:46:37Put the necklace on my card as well
00:46:40Please and thank you
00:46:42There he is
00:46:55Jules is looking pretty hot tonight
00:46:59Yeah, Jules looks hot every night
00:47:01Well, enjoy it while it lasts
00:47:02Because after tonight
00:47:03I'll have a little slut begging for me
00:47:05Watch your mouth
00:47:11Don't talk about Jules like that
00:47:13Okay, dude
00:47:15Jules was mine first
00:47:17I dumped her, okay?
00:47:19It's a matter of time
00:47:20Before she comes running back to me
00:47:22Jules broke up with you
00:47:23So she could be with me
00:47:24Okay, alright
00:47:27Let's add some heat to our bet
00:47:29Yeah?
00:47:31I get Jules' panties off
00:47:33By the end of tonight
00:47:34You hand over the Lehman internship
00:47:35And never come back to the summer house
00:47:37Fine
00:47:38And when you don't hook up with Jules
00:47:40I want you to back off of her
00:47:41For the rest of the summer, okay?
00:47:43I don't even want you looking at her
00:47:44Deal
00:47:46You better not make me go into that club alone
00:47:53Jules, you are looking so hot in that dress
00:47:56Eat shit
00:48:04Hey
00:48:05Don't leave my side the rest of the night, okay?
00:48:10Enjoy it while I last, Noah
00:48:11Because I'm not letting Jules leave tonight
00:48:14Unless it's with me
00:48:15Hey
00:48:25Where did Destiny and Mia go?
00:48:32Uh, I don't know
00:48:33Jules
00:48:34You, uh, you didn't answer my question
00:48:37About what?
00:48:39The music in here?
00:48:41Because I think it sucks
00:48:42Jules
00:48:43Tell me that you want to be with me
00:48:46For real
00:48:47No contracts and no money
00:48:49I mean it
00:48:50I need Jules to come with me
00:48:54Uh, Destiny
00:48:55We're right in the middle of something
00:48:56Like I care
00:48:57I need Jules to come backstage with me
00:48:59I'm sorry
00:49:02We'll talk about it later, okay?
00:49:05Have fun
00:49:06Here
00:49:07Put this on
00:49:09I entered us into a lap dancing competition
00:49:12You're crazy
00:49:18Well, if you're too afraid
00:49:20You can just back out now
00:49:21You're on
00:49:27Follow me
00:49:34Let the show begin
00:49:40Let the show begin
00:49:41You think you're hot shit?
00:49:53Well, it's time for you to prove it
00:49:54Everyone in the club get hot and happy
00:49:59Tonight is Electric Lounge's lap dance competition
00:50:04The rules are simple
00:50:08Each one of these smoke shows
00:50:10Will give one lucky man a lap dance
00:50:13And you get to vote on who is hotter
00:50:16Whoo
00:50:18Whoo
00:50:19деньги
00:50:20Damn
00:50:20Definitely
00:50:21You
00:50:22Still
00:50:22Still
00:50:23I love
00:50:23Father
00:50:24chợ
00:50:32Yeah
00:50:33Come on
00:50:34Come on
00:50:36Yeah
00:50:36Come on
00:50:37Come on
00:50:37Come on
00:50:38Come on
00:50:39Come on
00:50:39Come on
00:50:40Come on
00:50:40Come on
00:50:42Come on
00:50:43Come on
00:50:43I'm that girl, I got the weight of the world, weight of the world, to give me diamonds and pearls, diamonds and pearls, no way you're weighing on me, it's just a great thing of mine, I'm that girl, I got the weight of the world, weight of the world, to give me diamonds and pearls, diamonds and pearls, no way you're weighing on me, it's just a great thing of mine, I'm that girl, I got the weight of the world, weight of the world, to give me diamonds and pearls, diamonds and pearls, no way you're weighing on me, it's just a great thing of mine, I'm that girl, I got the weight of the world, weight of the world, to give me diamonds and pearls, diamonds and pearls, no way you're weighing on me, it's just a great thing of mine, I'm that girl, I got the weight of the world, weight of the world, weight of the world, to give me diamonds and pearls, diamonds and pearls, diamonds and pearls, no
00:51:13Top that.
00:51:29Top that.
00:51:43Top that.
00:51:55What's the point of being honest is why?
00:52:00Top that.
00:52:02Top that.
00:52:05Top that.
00:52:07Top that.
00:52:09Top that.
00:52:11You're the most beautiful girl here.
00:52:13Show them all.
00:52:41Yo.
00:52:45Jason.
00:52:47Dude.
00:52:48I need the lady killer special.
00:52:50Now.
00:52:51Yeah?
00:52:53I got you.
00:52:55Here's a tip.
00:52:59And the winner of the lap dance contest is...
00:53:05And the winner of the lap dance contest is...
00:53:10Mia!
00:53:12Woo!
00:53:17As the winner, you get to smooch the hottie in the chair!
00:53:21I can deal with public humiliation, but I can't deal with public suffering.
00:53:30Jules, wait!
00:53:36You look upset.
00:53:38What are you, my therapist?
00:53:40Fuck off!
00:53:42No.
00:53:43Just the guy who hates seeing a pretty girl so sad.
00:53:47Jules.
00:53:49I have something that can make you feel better.
00:53:55What is that?
00:53:56A good time.
00:53:58Come on, Jules.
00:53:59You wanna have some fun?
00:54:04No, thanks.
00:54:06Jules, I'm not letting you leave until you take these.
00:54:11Something tells me that Emmett's not going to leave me alone until I do this.
00:54:15Better play along.
00:54:26Bottoms up!
00:54:29Cheers.
00:54:31Alright.
00:54:33Turn that shit around so you can grind on me.
00:54:34Come on.
00:54:35I'm gonna go change.
00:54:40Desti.
00:54:42Have you seen Jules?
00:54:43I saw her running off to the dressing room.
00:54:45Emmett was with her.
00:54:49That little shit.
00:54:56Don't move.
00:55:00What do you think you're doing?
00:55:05Stop denying yourself, Jules.
00:55:08Both know you want this.
00:55:10Be gentle.
00:55:11Just like our first time, remember?
00:55:13Back off.
00:55:15Just relax, baby.
00:55:17Let that E kick in.
00:55:18You gave me drugs so you could fuck me?
00:55:21Oh.
00:55:22I was gonna fuck you anyways.
00:55:24Let go of me!
00:55:25This is just gonna take a minute.
00:55:26Emmett.
00:55:27Let go and we can pretend like this never happened.
00:55:30Oh, I'm not leaving until I'm done with you.
00:55:32No, Wolf?
00:55:34Jules, are you in there?
00:55:35Noah!
00:55:36Help me!
00:55:38Noah!
00:55:39Help me!
00:55:41Noah!
00:55:42Help me!
00:55:44Emmett!
00:55:45Get off of her!
00:55:46You had no problem sharing her when she was my girlfriend.
00:55:50What's the big deal now, huh?
00:55:52Emmett!
00:55:53She doesn't want you!
00:55:54What are you doing?
00:55:55She wants me so bad, dude.
00:55:56Even if she won't say so.
00:55:58Dude, I thought we were friends.
00:55:59I'd never be friends with a piece of shit like you.
00:56:00She doesn't want you. What are you doing?
00:56:02She wants me so bad, dude. Even if she won't say so.
00:56:12Dude, I thought we were friends.
00:56:14I'd never be friends with a piece of shit like you.
00:56:18Wait! Stop!
00:56:25This asshole isn't worth it.
00:56:30You look like shit.
00:56:45Jules just kicked my ass. All I did was try to give her a compliment.
00:56:50Hey! Keep your hands off my boyfriend.
00:56:56Mia, stop.
00:57:01This bitch wants to be me so bad it's fucking pathetic.
00:57:06Emmett just tried to assault me.
00:57:08Be so fucking for real. Emmett would never want to skank like you.
00:57:11You're just jealous because Emmett is hooking up with me.
00:57:16And you know what? He's coming back to the house with me. Tonight.
00:57:23Mia, sit down. Emmett, if you ever come near the summer house again, I will kill you.
00:57:30Okay, Noah, let's go. Let's go.
00:57:37I'm not letting you take Noah from me.
00:57:49Thank you for getting me out of there.
00:57:52Ow!
00:57:53You're hurt. Let me help you.
00:57:55I want to kill that guy for touching you.
00:58:09I still think I should take you to a hospital.
00:58:24I mean, you just never know what those pills could have been laced with. Really.
00:58:28I didn't take them.
00:58:30You didn't take the pills?
00:58:37You know, I got something better than E.
00:58:40It's twice as fun.
00:58:42And I've been saving it just for you.
00:58:51What are you trying to give me?
00:58:53Rocky Road.
00:59:01Ow!
00:59:02Hey, I got you ice cream. This is how you repay me?
00:59:05How are you capable of being an asshole even when you're trying to be nice?
00:59:10I'm not an asshole.
00:59:12No, you're the king of assholes.
00:59:16You know, I don't know how saving you from a rapist freak makes me the king of assholes, but...
00:59:20whatever.
00:59:26I gotta show you something.
00:59:37I never let anybody else in after you broke up with me.
00:59:45And I only dated Mia to make you jealous.
00:59:47It worked.
00:59:54I've wanted you awesome.
00:59:57Stop waiting.
00:59:59I need you.
01:00:01Now.
01:00:02I need you.
01:00:03I need you.
01:00:04Now.
01:00:08I've wanted you awesome.
01:00:10Stop waiting.
01:00:11Mom.
01:00:13I need you.
01:00:15Now.
01:00:16What if somebody sees?
01:00:17Everybody's at the club.
01:00:18I'm taking you upstairs.
01:00:22I'm taking you upstairs.
01:00:23What if somebody sees?
01:00:24Everybody's at the club.
01:00:25I'm taking you upstairs.
01:00:29I'm taking you upstairs.
01:00:39I'm taking you upstairs
01:01:09oh
01:01:11oh
01:01:13oh
01:01:15oh
01:01:17hi, this is Alan
01:01:19it's Mia, yeah, Noah's girlfriend
01:01:21um, he was hinting at proposing to me soon
01:01:25and we would just love it if you were here for it
01:01:29okay, bye
01:01:39hey, sleepy little
01:01:45what are you doing
01:01:47up so early
01:01:49I thought I wore you out last night
01:01:51I'm ready for another round
01:01:53hey, can you knock
01:01:55can you put your boner away
01:01:57get up
01:01:59get up
01:02:01hey, unless there's a fire I'm not getting up
01:02:03it's worse than a fire
01:02:05mom's on the way and she can't see Jules
01:02:16you're fucking with me
01:02:17what's the big deal?
01:02:18uh, there's the drugs
01:02:19and the mess
01:02:20and you
01:02:21what about me?
01:02:22she like totally thinks you're a slut
01:02:23but like in a bad way
01:02:24look, my mom knows about the sex tape
01:02:26and she blames you for the whole thing
01:02:29I need to get out of here
01:02:31I'll hide Jules
01:02:32I'll distract mom
01:02:35yo, Jason
01:02:37I'm gonna go hide Jules
01:02:38do not let my mom know that we're here
01:02:40alright?
01:02:47tell me when the coast is clear
01:02:48got it
01:02:58get your brother
01:03:00now
01:03:05mommy
01:03:07wait
01:03:08Noah
01:03:14my baby boy
01:03:16mom, hi
01:03:17hey
01:03:18mom
01:03:19I thought you were in Fiji with Roberto
01:03:22Mia called and said she needed the family ring
01:03:25to propose
01:03:31why are you hiding in a closet?
01:03:35I'm hiding until Noah's mom leaves
01:03:36oh
01:03:37she just left
01:03:38I can't wait for you to propose to Mia
01:03:52what is that slut doing here?
01:03:55you're the girl from the sex tape
01:03:56get out of this house
01:03:57mom
01:03:58Noah
01:04:00a little help
01:04:01mom
01:04:02this is Jules
01:04:03and she's going to be our help for the summer
01:04:07yes
01:04:08it fills my heart with so much joy to serve your son
01:04:13well it's nice to see you with your clothes on
01:04:15Lisa
01:04:16my second mommy
01:04:17we need to talk about engagement plans
01:04:19oh yes we do
01:04:21you're marrying Mia now?
01:04:22I have no idea what got into her head
01:04:23I am so sorry okay?
01:04:24but after dinner tonight I'm gonna explain everything to her
01:04:26look just play along for a couple hours okay?
01:04:27please
01:04:28my head hurts
01:04:29Engagement plans!
01:04:30Oh yes we do.
01:04:35You're marrying Mia now?
01:04:36I have no idea what got into her head.
01:04:38I am so sorry, okay?
01:04:39But after dinner tonight, I'm going to explain everything to her.
01:04:42Look, just play along for a couple hours, okay?
01:04:45Please?
01:04:46My head hurts.
01:04:48Can you make yourself useful and get me some acid?
01:04:59Aspirin?
01:05:00Yeah.
01:05:01I have some in my purse.
01:05:02Oh, thanks.
01:05:08She's better.
01:05:18Water.
01:05:19Water.
01:05:20I need water!
01:05:22Jules?
01:05:23What did you give my mom?
01:05:26Aspirin.
01:05:27Aspirin?
01:05:28It's so hot in here.
01:05:31Jules, do you have any more of that aspirin?
01:05:35Oh no.
01:05:38Woo!
01:05:39Hey, I have an idea.
01:05:41Why don't we invite some of your hot friends over?
01:05:44I'm feeling like a cougar.
01:05:46Rawr!
01:05:47Alright, that's enough.
01:05:48I've got to talk to you.
01:05:49Let's go.
01:05:50Woo!
01:05:51Jules, what is wrong with her?
01:05:53Your mom took the drugs that Emmett gave me at the club.
01:05:56No way.
01:05:57You gave her those?
01:05:58I didn't give them.
01:05:59She found them.
01:06:00Should we call an ambulance?
01:06:02Oh, no fucking way, Jules.
01:06:04She hates you already.
01:06:05What is she going to think when she finds out that you gave her drugs?
01:06:08Where did she go?
01:06:10Where did she go?
01:06:26Mom, get out of the pool.
01:06:28No way!
01:06:29It feels so good!
01:06:30Oh, wait, no.
01:06:31Help!
01:06:32I'm drowning!
01:06:33Mia, save me!
01:06:34Oh, absolutely not.
01:06:35I'm not going in there.
01:06:37Help!
01:06:38Help!
01:06:39Help!
01:06:40Help!
01:06:41Help!
01:06:42Help!
01:06:43You saved me!
01:06:44Oh, absolutely not.
01:06:45I'm not going in there.
01:06:46Help!
01:06:51Help!
01:06:52Help!
01:06:53Help!
01:06:54Help!
01:06:58Help!
01:07:01Help!
01:07:03Help!
01:07:04Help!
01:07:05Help!
01:07:06Help!
01:07:07Help!
01:07:08Help!
01:07:09Help!
01:07:10Here, I brought you some tea
01:07:15I was wrong about you
01:07:22I'd much rather see my son with you
01:07:25than a girl like Mia
01:07:27Thank you
01:07:35for taking care of her
01:07:37I hope I was a good maid
01:07:40Yeah, I should give you a raise
01:07:42Can you ever be serious
01:07:45for more than two seconds?
01:07:47You know, maid
01:07:48girlfriend, it doesn't matter
01:07:50I still got to pay you to hang out with me
01:07:54No feelings
01:07:57Remember?
01:08:04I'd throw that contract away
01:08:06if it were up to me
01:08:07I'll tear it up right now
01:08:10I mean it
01:08:12I need that money more than I want you
01:08:17When my dad died, he left my family with thousands of dollars in medical debt
01:08:22If I don't get that money, then my mom will lose her house
01:08:26So it was really always just about the money
01:08:30Really?
01:08:32When I started our relationship, it was about the money
01:08:35But now I can't make it real because of that same money
01:08:39Come with me
01:08:48I want to give you the money
01:08:54Not as your boss
01:08:57As your boyfriend
01:08:58Because I want to give you everything
01:09:01I don't know what to say
01:09:05Just let me take care of you
01:09:10And tell me that you love me
01:09:17I don't think I can say it
01:09:23Let me take care of you
01:09:27It's the least you can do
01:09:29Fine
01:09:32You can take care of me, okay?
01:09:37And you don't have to tell me that you love me
01:09:38I know you do
01:09:41Good morning, everyone
01:09:46Oh my god, Lisa, you're okay
01:09:49Oh, I'm just so happy that this little petty bitch didn't kill you
01:09:53I was just leaving
01:09:56You're not leaving, Jules
01:09:58We need to talk about how you ruined my son's life
01:10:01After your little sex video was released
01:10:07At first I wanted to tell you to get out of my son's life forever
01:10:11But after you saved me
01:10:15All I can say is
01:10:17Welcome to the family
01:10:20Wait
01:10:23You were supposed to give me your family ring
01:10:27That was before you left me to drown
01:10:30I'm off to see my new boyfriend, Ronaldo, in Cancun
01:10:34Adios
01:10:37Bye, Mom
01:10:40I'll figure out a way to break you two up
01:10:46Good luck with that
01:10:48I don't need luck
01:10:51I have a really big brain
01:10:53There must be something incriminating in here
01:11:02What is this?
01:11:09Hmm
01:11:09Ew, what died in here?
01:11:18My manhood
01:11:18Listen, I have something juicy for you
01:11:22Really?
01:11:23I don't like to read
01:11:27It's a contract between Jules and Noah
01:11:30They're faking their entire relationship so he can get that stupid Lehman internship
01:11:35That's cheating
01:11:37Oh, great, you finally figured it out
01:11:40Good boy
01:11:41I think it's time for you to cheat too
01:11:44I thought this was summer vacation
01:11:53I know, I know
01:11:55But I've got to work on my presentation for the Lehman internship
01:11:59What up, lovebirds?
01:12:05Emmett, I thought I told you I'd kill you if I saw you
01:12:07You wouldn't want to do that in front of our guests
01:12:09Who are you?
01:12:15I'm the man who holds Noah's future in his hands
01:12:19Mr. Lehman, it's great to meet you
01:12:28What are you doing here?
01:12:30Emmett called me up and told me about your summer house setup
01:12:33I'm a guy who likes to party
01:12:35The name's Andrew
01:12:39But my friends call me Andy
01:12:41I'd like to be your friend
01:12:43I have enough friends
01:12:49Thanks
01:12:50Mr. Lehman
01:12:53Why don't I take you to a night on the town?
01:12:56Uh, I'm a high profile guy
01:12:58Who likes to get in lots of trouble
01:12:59And Emmett promised me lots of trouble
01:13:01The next intern for Lehman Corp
01:13:06Will be responsible for keeping me entertained
01:13:09And I get bored easy
01:13:10Your interview for Lehman Corp
01:13:15Starts now
01:13:16Interview starts now
01:13:21Dopest candidate gets the dopest internship
01:13:24Well, I'll see you in the office
01:13:27Hey, how about I show you out to the pool?
01:13:30That's where all the babes are rocking their swimsuits
01:13:32Mmm
01:13:33That's the guy you want to work for?
01:13:42He's a total clown
01:13:44Andrew Lehman is one of the most successful tech billionaires in the industry
01:13:49And if I work for him, my career will be made
01:13:52But don't you already have enough money?
01:13:55Jules, I had a 4.0 GPA
01:13:57I was the captain of every sports team I was on
01:14:00And I networked like a motherfucker
01:14:02I was just trying to crawl out from underneath my father's legacy
01:14:05And have my own career
01:14:06And then our sex tape got released
01:14:09And all my job prospects were completely toast
01:14:13The only interview I got was for Lehman Corp
01:14:16Jules, I need this internship
01:14:18And so do you
01:14:20Because without it, I can't give you the $100,000
01:14:22You lied to me
01:14:29No, I didn't lie to you
01:14:30I just
01:14:31I just didn't tell you everything
01:14:33I'm sorry
01:14:35Everybody
01:14:39Let's get the party started
01:14:42Looks like I found my lady for the night
01:14:53I've met a lot of pretty girls
01:14:58There's something special about you
01:15:02You're so beautiful
01:15:05Thanks
01:15:06But I'm taken
01:15:08I'm not trying to marry you
01:15:10Noah
01:15:12Tell me
01:15:13Who snatched this hottie up?
01:15:16That'd be me
01:15:17You're a lucky man
01:15:21I know
01:15:22How long is he going to be here?
01:15:29I'll protect you
01:15:30And look at here
01:15:32The happy little couple
01:15:34From soulmates
01:15:37To soulmates
01:15:38I'm sorry
01:15:40Emmett
01:15:44Noah and I are talking
01:15:45Can you go entertain your little friend?
01:15:49Yeah, well I just wanted to congratulate the big man
01:15:52Yeah, he's finally going to win our bet
01:15:54What bet?
01:15:58What bet?
01:16:00I told Noah that if you guys can make it throughout the summer
01:16:04I would drop out of the internship pool
01:16:06But that's not true
01:16:08Yeah, it is
01:16:10I thought Noah would pussy out if I won
01:16:12So I recorded the whole thing
01:16:14You play that, I'll fucking kick your ass
01:16:16I don't want to hear it
01:16:23Yeah
01:16:24I'd probably break your heart to know
01:16:26That you were just a bet to Noah
01:16:28Hmm?
01:16:30I was nothing but a bet to you
01:16:32I was nothing but a bet to you
01:16:35I was nothing but a check to you
01:16:38Both of you can fuck off
01:16:41Chicks, dude
01:16:46I'm gonna kick your fucking ass
01:16:49I wouldn't want to do that in front of our special guest
01:16:51I don't care about anybody except Jules
01:16:55You're pathetic
01:16:58Bitch
01:16:59Whatever, dude
01:17:01What were you thinking?
01:17:07That Noah would fall in love with you and save your family?
01:17:10I've been waiting all day to get you alone
01:17:13You're a sexy girl
01:17:16We could have a lot of fun
01:17:19I don't have time for that shit
01:17:21Then make time
01:17:22There's a tradition at Lehman
01:17:24The boys share their toys
01:17:28And I want to play with you
01:17:30I don't want to be played with
01:17:32If you play nice
01:17:33I'll give your boyfriend the little job
01:17:35The only reason why Noah made his bet
01:17:39Was to get this job
01:17:40Even if this guy is an asshole
01:17:42I should hear him out
01:17:43What do I have to do?
01:17:47Let me borrow you for the night
01:17:49In your dreams, perv
01:18:00Mia
01:18:00You know where Jules is?
01:18:03Ugh, you're still caught up on that skank
01:18:05Maybe this outfit would change your mind
01:18:08Mia
01:18:09A lobotomy wouldn't make me change my mind about you
01:18:12Get it through your head
01:18:14I want to be with Jules
01:18:15Why do you like her so much?
01:18:18I don't like her
01:18:19I love her
01:18:23You know
01:18:26I feel sorry for you
01:18:28For falling in love with such a liar
01:18:30You know she planted that sex tape, right?
01:18:32Yeah, well she said she didn't
01:18:34Found your girlfriend
01:18:36If I do what you say
01:18:50Then you'll give Noah this job
01:18:51Yes
01:18:52And it's the only way you'd get in
01:18:54We only interviewed him as a favor to his mom
01:18:58My company looks down on sex tapes
01:19:00Wait
01:19:02Now I know where I recognize you
01:19:05Damn
01:19:06You were great
01:19:08Just one kiss
01:19:10That's all it takes to get your boyfriend the little job
01:19:14Don't play hard to get
01:19:22Get off
01:19:29Get off
01:19:35Let me have my fun
01:19:38Then you can take your turn
01:19:39If you don't leave her alone
01:19:40I'm going to break your fingers
01:19:41You wouldn't dare
01:19:43You little shit
01:19:46You'll never work for Lehman
01:19:48Yeah, it looks like I dodged a bullet there
01:19:50Because I would rather fuck a literal cheese grater
01:19:52Than work with any of you pervs at Lehman
01:19:54You'll be hearing from my lawyer about my hand
01:19:58You want to mess with me?
01:19:59You want to mess with me?
01:20:00Yeah, why don't you sue me
01:20:01And we'll let all the papers know
01:20:03That you're a sleazy dirtbag
01:20:04Who's chasing young girls around
01:20:05You know, I bet your wife would love to hear about this
01:20:08Please, don't tell my wife
01:20:10Get out of my face, old man
01:20:12How could you do that to me, Jules?
01:20:26How could you do that to me, Jules?
01:20:28It wasn't what it looked like
01:20:30Don't lie to me
01:20:31I saw you kiss him back
01:20:33I should be the one that's mad
01:20:40You made a bet with Emmett about our relationship
01:20:42You were getting money out of the deal
01:20:45So why does it matter?
01:20:48Tell him that he's a good kisser
01:20:50And you want him right now
01:20:51Tell him you love him
01:20:53It matters
01:20:54Because it makes it clear that you're an arrogant asshole
01:20:57You're fired
01:21:06Get out of my house
01:21:09You're gone for good, bitch
01:21:25You never belonged with us
01:21:31And now, it's your turn to go
01:21:34I played you, and I won
01:21:38This has nothing to do with you
01:21:41Oh, honey
01:21:43This has everything to do with me
01:21:46I planted the camera in your room
01:21:53And then
01:21:55I got the sex tape of you and Noah
01:21:57And then
01:21:59I uploaded it for everyone to see
01:22:02You thought you were better than me
01:22:08But I always win
01:22:10All I fucking do
01:22:14Is win
01:22:15A miserable bitch like you
01:22:22Will never win
01:22:23Mom
01:22:32I saved the house
01:22:34It's too late
01:22:37Maybe we can call the bank and figure something out
01:22:46Someone bought it out from under us just this morning
01:22:50That's what happens when you lose sight of your goal
01:22:53You lose everything
01:22:55Oh, God
01:22:57Can I help you?
01:23:10What are you doing in that uniform?
01:23:14My dad cut me off after I lost an Andrew Lehman internship
01:23:16I guess he paid a lot of money to give me that job, so
01:23:20Do you need anything?
01:23:23I have a big tip for you
01:23:34Seriously?
01:23:37Smile more
01:23:38This money feels dirty
01:23:47I never want to see this check again
01:23:50Miss me?
01:24:07Miss me?
01:24:15Get lost
01:24:16I deserve that
01:24:18Look, I wrote us up a new contract, alright?
01:24:24And I think you'll really like it
01:24:26Is this the deed to my house?
01:24:33Yeah
01:24:33This morning I bought it
01:24:35You bought my house from under us?
01:24:39Look at the name on the title
01:24:40Oh my God
01:24:44You put it under my name
01:24:47It's yours, Jules
01:24:49It's all yours
01:24:51But
01:24:52I am only giving it to you under one condition
01:24:55Another condition?
01:24:59What, do you want me to be your fake girlfriend again?
01:25:02Sleep with your boss?
01:25:03Drug your mom?
01:25:05No
01:25:05But I would like you to meet me at the summer house
01:25:09Tonight
01:25:10Get it at 8pm
01:25:18And I want you to wear this
01:25:20What are you doing here?
01:25:35Noah told me to come
01:25:37Really?
01:25:38Oh, how pathetic
01:25:40Noah's throwing me an engagement party
01:25:42He's proposing to you?
01:25:48When did you two get back together?
01:25:50Well, it's not official yet
01:25:52But he invited me here to pop the big question in front of everyone
01:25:55And even an idiot like you would know that he's proposing
01:25:58I guess after spending the entire summer being bored to death by you
01:26:03Noah decided it was time to be with the best
01:26:06Mia!
01:26:09Jules!
01:26:10I am so happy that both of you were here
01:26:12Why did you invite me here?
01:26:15To watch you propose to Mia?
01:26:17Propose?
01:26:18Who said anything about proposing to you?
01:26:20Oh, please
01:26:21The big question
01:26:22Yeah, I do have a big question
01:26:25Mia, why did you plant that sex tape of Jules and I?
01:26:31Uh
01:26:32How did you know about that?
01:26:35Well, because I made a huge mistake
01:26:37And when you were leaving the summer house
01:26:39I heard you're in Jules' fight
01:26:40You know
01:26:41The one where you told her that you planted the sex tape in our room
01:26:44Okay
01:26:45Fine
01:26:46Yeah
01:26:48I planted the camera
01:26:49And I uploaded the video to the internet
01:26:51But I just wanted to watch your relationship blow up in all your faces
01:26:54What are you going to do?
01:26:56Arrest me?
01:26:57Actually, that's my job
01:26:58Oh, hi
01:26:59Mia Matthews
01:27:00You're under arrest
01:27:01What?
01:27:01For revenge porn
01:27:02What?
01:27:03You're not actually doing this, are you?
01:27:05These are not what they're for
01:27:06Call my dad!
01:27:08Oh, daddy!
01:27:09Bye, Mia
01:27:10If you invited me here to watch that
01:27:15I appreciate it
01:27:16That's not why I invited you here
01:27:19Everybody
01:27:24What is he doing?
01:27:31I have invited you all here so I can
01:27:33Share my secrets
01:27:35And here are my secrets
01:27:39I scream when I see spiders
01:27:43I do
01:27:44And I crashed my car on Santa Monica Boulevard
01:27:48And I was so scared
01:27:50I just left it there
01:27:51And I cannot tell my lefts from my right
01:27:55Noah
01:27:55What are you doing?
01:27:56You look like a crazy person
01:27:58And I have one more secret
01:27:59Jules, I am stupidly in love with you
01:28:05And I want to make it official, Jules
01:28:10Right here in front of everybody
01:28:11I want everyone to know
01:28:14What you are to me
01:29:15I don't want everyone to know our business.
01:29:17Jules, do you want to be my girlfriend?
01:29:22Of course I do.
01:29:30Now, let's party.
01:29:32Let's party.
01:29:44Let's party.
01:29:46Let's party.
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