- 5/18/2025
Summer Situationship - Full Movie
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00:00:00You drive me crazy!
00:00:01I drive you crazy! That's funny!
00:00:03You're the one who leaked our sex tape!
00:00:05If someone makes you crazy,
00:00:07you're either hopelessly in love with them,
00:00:10or you hate their guts.
00:00:12For me and Noah, it's both.
00:00:20Jules, can you scrub the toilets?
00:00:22I'd like to see you on your knees.
00:00:24Don't tempt her, Emmett.
00:00:26This little gutter set will do anything for five bucks.
00:00:30The only way for me to pay off my family's medical debt
00:00:33was to work as a maid for my ex-best friend
00:00:36and ex-boyfriend in their summer home.
00:00:38I think Mia hired me just to torture me.
00:00:41Clean it up, maid.
00:00:48I'm not cleaning anything up for you.
00:00:50Do it yourself.
00:00:53That's no way to talk to a woman who pays your bills.
00:00:57You're paid to serve me.
00:00:59Now clean it up and get back to work.
00:01:06I can't believe I used to be friends with her.
00:01:11I'm glad that phase is over.
00:01:13Right, Emmett?
00:01:14Yeah.
00:01:15She did have a good pussy, though.
00:01:18Hey.
00:01:21Oh, you just can't help but open your legs
00:01:24at every opportunity, can you?
00:01:30Am I dreaming?
00:01:32No way is the guy who ruined my life helping me.
00:01:38What the hell's going on?
00:01:42Noah?
00:01:45Noah?
00:01:47What the hell's going on?
00:01:49Jules came in here to work
00:01:51and she started being really disrespectful
00:01:53and she grabbed me and then when I pulled my hand away
00:01:56she just, she just fell.
00:01:58Destiny?
00:01:59Hmm?
00:02:00Is that what happened?
00:02:01That's not exactly how it happened.
00:02:03Shut the fuck up or you're gonna end up
00:02:05being an outcast from the group like Jules, okay?
00:02:09Why do you even care?
00:02:11She released a video of you two having sex
00:02:13and I had to jump in and save your reputation
00:02:17before things got out of hand.
00:02:21Mia?
00:02:22Hmm?
00:02:23Give me your phone.
00:02:24What?
00:02:25Give me your phone.
00:02:26No.
00:02:27It's right here. I got you.
00:02:31I thought Noah hated me.
00:02:33Why is he standing up for me now?
00:02:37If I see anybody with pictures of Jules on their phone
00:02:40they'll have to speak to me.
00:02:42Open it.
00:02:50I know we aren't really friends anymore.
00:02:52You didn't have to do that.
00:02:54I know.
00:03:02Guys, she's not breathing.
00:03:07Guys, she's not breathing.
00:03:08Alright, somebody call the police.
00:03:10Dude, we can't.
00:03:11Yes, we can.
00:03:12No, we can't.
00:03:13This place is loaded with drugs.
00:03:14Why would we do that
00:03:15when she's obviously just faking it for attention?
00:03:18Wake up, slut.
00:03:19Show's over.
00:03:20Mia, if you're not gonna help out
00:03:21then just fuck off, alright?
00:03:22Fine by me.
00:03:23I'll be by the pool.
00:03:24Just call me when the trash is taken out, okay?
00:03:27I'm it.
00:03:31I know you've always had a thing for Jules
00:03:33but she used to be my friend too.
00:03:36You have to save her.
00:03:37Jules?
00:03:38Jules!
00:03:39Come on!
00:03:40Shit, shit, shit.
00:03:41What do I do?
00:03:42Mouth to mouth.
00:03:43Give her mouth to mouth.
00:03:51You okay?
00:03:54Thank God.
00:03:56Alright, let's get you up.
00:03:59I don't know what the hell happened back there
00:04:01but I need to get back to work.
00:04:03Jules.
00:04:04You're not going anywhere.
00:04:05I'm fine.
00:04:06Yeah, thanks to me.
00:04:07You know, Jules, you better have a pretty good explanation
00:04:09of why you came crawling back to me.
00:04:12What are you, a stripper?
00:04:14I'm supposed to be your maid.
00:04:16You know, last time I saw you
00:04:17you leaked our sex tape,
00:04:19lied about it,
00:04:20and then you told me never to talk to you again.
00:04:22And now you come to my summer house
00:04:25with a bunch of people who hate your guts
00:04:27and you're wearing this little dress?
00:04:31I'm sorry.
00:04:33What are you trying to do?
00:04:35Trying to stalk my friends?
00:04:37Trying to ruin my summer?
00:04:38You trying to drive me crazy?
00:04:40I'm here to clean your toilets
00:04:42and serve you drinks, sir.
00:04:46You know what I think?
00:04:48I think you're here to win me back.
00:04:53Why would I want you back
00:04:54after everything you've done to me?
00:04:56Because I'm the best sex you've ever had
00:04:58and you're a freaky little bitch.
00:04:59And you know what?
00:05:00I didn't do anything to you.
00:05:01So why don't you just admit it?
00:05:05You still want me.
00:05:07Is he coming on to me?
00:05:10Ten bucks says you have a boner
00:05:12just looking at me in this uniform.
00:05:15Should we check?
00:05:19You're gonna have to try harder than that, Jules.
00:05:24Then let's make it easy.
00:05:26Jules, when you leaked that sex tape...
00:05:28We've been over this a million times.
00:05:30I didn't leak the tape.
00:05:31Yes, you did.
00:05:32And when you did,
00:05:33you cost me my job opportunities
00:05:35and you almost cost me my friends.
00:05:37I'm sorry for your almost loss.
00:05:40Mia decided that I was officially canceled
00:05:43and got everyone to turn against me.
00:05:45And you let her.
00:05:47Did someone say my name?
00:05:52You two are hooking up?
00:05:54We're not hooking up.
00:05:56Noah's my boyfriend.
00:06:01We're not hooking up.
00:06:03Noah's my boyfriend.
00:06:06Be so fucking for real.
00:06:09Your rebound is my ex-best friend?
00:06:11It happened a couple months ago.
00:06:14Right when you told everyone to stop talking to me.
00:06:17How convenient.
00:06:20Let the girls talk.
00:06:22After everyone saw your tits online,
00:06:25I knew I couldn't be friends
00:06:26with such an embarrassing skank.
00:06:34Did you just spit on me?
00:06:37Yeah, and I can do it again if you didn't feel it.
00:06:42Everything you've ever had or wanted
00:06:46is now mine.
00:06:47Everything you've ever had or wanted
00:06:52is mine.
00:06:54And I'm not giving any of it back.
00:06:57Especially Noah.
00:07:02Ow!
00:07:04Noah!
00:07:05Did you see that?
00:07:06She shoved me!
00:07:07Oh my God.
00:07:08Yeah, like Noah would believe a lie like that.
00:07:11I'm always honest.
00:07:13You're the one that's lied in the past.
00:07:18Thanks, Noey.
00:07:22Fire her.
00:07:31Fire her.
00:07:35Do you really think firing her would be the best option?
00:07:38I think it would be more of a punishment
00:07:40if we let her serve us all summer.
00:07:43Noah, she shoved me!
00:07:45And this is my rental too.
00:07:48So, what I say goes.
00:07:59Mia and I are splitting the summer house.
00:08:02So you should probably go.
00:08:05I wish things could be different,
00:08:07but I'm not going to beg you to stay.
00:08:10Have fun fucking Mia's pointy vagina.
00:08:16Jules.
00:08:20Look, I know things have probably been really tough
00:08:23since your dad died last summer.
00:08:29I want you to take this, okay?
00:08:31It's what you would have made if you worked for me all summer.
00:08:35I don't want your pity check.
00:08:38My God, I can't believe I ever wanted you.
00:08:40This is too humiliating.
00:08:42I'll find another way to pay off Dad's debt.
00:08:46What are you doing home?
00:08:48I lost my job at the summer house.
00:08:50No, no.
00:08:52That was the only thing keeping us afloat.
00:08:54Jules, when your father died,
00:08:56he left us in a hundred thousand dollars in debt.
00:08:58I know, but I was working for Mia and she fired me.
00:09:03Mia?
00:09:04Are you kidding me?
00:09:06I don't know what you're talking about.
00:09:08I don't know what you're talking about.
00:09:10I don't know what you're talking about.
00:09:12I don't know what you're talking about.
00:09:14Mia?
00:09:15Her father owns the hospital that put us into this debt.
00:09:18But her father said that if you worked at their summer house,
00:09:21he would forgive our debt.
00:09:23Jules, if you don't get this job back,
00:09:25we will lose everything.
00:09:27Everything.
00:09:34I'm so glad you took out the trash, my little Noey.
00:09:38Please don't call me that.
00:09:41You're really proving yourself to be marriage material.
00:09:44I'm going to call Daddy and have him send you some money
00:09:46so you can go out and buy me a ring.
00:09:48Mia.
00:09:50Slow down, okay?
00:09:51We've only been dating for two months.
00:09:55What? You still have feelings for Jules or something?
00:09:59I don't know what you ever saw in that girl.
00:10:01Mia, do not say anything mean about Jules.
00:10:04Why not?
00:10:05That grubby little maid ruined your life with her sex tape.
00:10:08I'd rather be a grubby maid than a frigid bitch.
00:10:12What are you still doing here?
00:10:14You don't even work here anymore.
00:10:16Tell me this.
00:10:17Are you genuinely stupid?
00:10:19Or do you just not get it?
00:10:21Nobody wants you here.
00:10:23I can't back down.
00:10:25Not if I want to save my family.
00:10:27I'm not talking to you.
00:10:29I'm talking to you.
00:10:32I need this job.
00:10:34I need you to choose me.
00:10:36After everything that happened between us,
00:10:38I shouldn't want her.
00:10:40But I do.
00:10:42What do I get if I choose you?
00:10:46What do I get if I choose you?
00:10:48I'll do whatever you want.
00:10:50No, no, no.
00:10:52No one can make him happier than me.
00:10:56Tell her, Noah.
00:10:58Prove it.
00:11:01I'll work harder than I ever have before.
00:11:04And I'll do whatever you say.
00:11:07Okay.
00:11:08Enough with this little seduction act of yours.
00:11:12And keep your grubby hands off of my boyfriend.
00:11:16Mia.
00:11:18I need to talk to Jules.
00:11:20Alone.
00:11:22Well, she better be gone by the time I'm back.
00:11:30She really has you by the balls.
00:11:33Don't insult me.
00:11:35Or what?
00:11:37You'll spank me?
00:11:39You can leave now.
00:11:41Hey.
00:11:44You won't let me work here because it'd be too tempting to bang me.
00:11:51You're right.
00:11:53Read my lips, Jules.
00:11:57You're fired.
00:11:59You can be a real dick sometimes, you know that?
00:12:01Yeah, I know. It's part of my charm.
00:12:03Hey, where are you going?
00:12:04Jules, you can't just leave.
00:12:06Jules!
00:12:08You can't just leave.
00:12:11You fired me.
00:12:13I can do whatever I want.
00:12:14I'm sorry.
00:12:15I'm sorry.
00:12:16I'm sorry.
00:12:17I'm sorry.
00:12:18I'm sorry.
00:12:19I'm sorry.
00:12:20I'm sorry.
00:12:21I'm sorry.
00:12:22I'm sorry.
00:12:23I'm sorry.
00:12:24I'm sorry.
00:12:25I'm sorry.
00:12:26I'm sorry.
00:12:27I can do whatever I want.
00:12:39Please tell me this isn't what it looks like.
00:12:42Does it look like she's jerking me off?
00:12:49Noah!
00:12:50You come over here.
00:12:51Now!
00:12:52Now!
00:12:57Mia, why is Emmett's cock in your hand?
00:13:01Mia, how long have you been fucking my roommate?
00:13:03Don't be prude. It's just a hand job.
00:13:06You sure know how to make Noah happy, don't you, Mia?
00:13:10Don't be jealous, because I know how to keep a man satisfied.
00:13:14Call him by the ear and we'll talk about you keeping your job.
00:13:23What are you doing?
00:13:33Guys!
00:13:35What the hell?
00:13:37What the fuck are you?
00:13:42You want your job back?
00:13:44Fuck me.
00:13:48Oh, Jules, you're back.
00:13:50Oh, Jules, you're so hot.
00:13:53Play along.
00:13:54Why would I do that?
00:13:56You want your job back?
00:13:57You've got to earn it.
00:13:59Oh, Jules, your body is so sexy.
00:14:08You're crazy.
00:14:09Crazy like a fox.
00:14:14Yeah, baby.
00:14:15Give it to me.
00:14:16You better give me my job back after this.
00:14:19I am the only person you can trust in this house full of snakes.
00:14:24Noah, come out right now.
00:14:29Oh, yeah, Jules.
00:14:30Oh, yeah, Jules.
00:14:31Oh, I'm coming for the third time.
00:14:35Oh, come on, baby.
00:14:37Show me what you've got.
00:14:42Jules, hand me your shirt.
00:14:44Jules, hand me your shirt.
00:14:45Hand me your shirt.
00:14:46Now, now, now.
00:15:02Are you seriously fucking my boyfriend?
00:15:06Yeah.
00:15:07Thanks for warming him up for me the past few months.
00:15:11You fucking bitch.
00:15:12You can't stay here.
00:15:13You don't work for me anymore.
00:15:15Take it up with Noah.
00:15:17This isn't over.
00:15:20If you think that you can just climb your way back up the social ladder that easy, you're wrong.
00:15:27I'm going to make your life hell.
00:15:36Your attempt to get back at me is cringe as hell.
00:15:38You know what?
00:15:39I should thank you.
00:15:40Because now that Mia's off my hands, I can just be with Jules.
00:15:43Oh, you're going to blow it just like you did last time.
00:15:46Oh, wait.
00:15:47I guess she really blew it when she leaked the sex tape, didn't she?
00:15:51You know what?
00:15:52Let's make a bet.
00:15:53Yeah, me and you.
00:15:54Let's make a bet.
00:15:55We're the last two candidates for the Lehman internship, right?
00:15:57Yeah.
00:15:58What about it?
00:16:01If I stay with Jules until the end of the summer, you back off the internship.
00:16:05Now, if Jules breaks up with me, I'll back off.
00:16:07Internship will be yours.
00:16:10Yeah, she's really going to stay with you with all five and a half inches of Emmet Coburn in this house.
00:16:15You're on.
00:16:23We need to talk.
00:16:27Emmet, get out.
00:16:34Did I get my job back?
00:16:35Actually, you've been promoted.
00:16:38To be my new girlfriend.
00:16:42You're nuts.
00:16:43I'm not a hooker.
00:16:45I'm not crazy, and I don't pay for sex.
00:16:49Well, my services aren't cheap.
00:16:52Oh, says the girl that didn't want my money.
00:16:55Well, I changed my mind.
00:16:57Now, I need $100,000.
00:17:01Done.
00:17:03Pull this off with me, and at the end of the summer, this money will be yours.
00:17:11Give me that.
00:17:12Not yet.
00:17:19Give me that.
00:17:20Not yet.
00:17:21I will give this to you on the last day at the summer house.
00:17:25But until then, this money's mine.
00:17:28This check is enough to save my mom, my house, and my dignity.
00:17:34I'll do it.
00:17:36Great.
00:17:41Let's seal the deal.
00:17:59I knew you were gonna do it.
00:18:02Just admit it, Jules.
00:18:04You can't resist me.
00:18:08All right.
00:18:09Let's set some ground rules.
00:18:21Rule number one.
00:18:23No boners.
00:18:24Rule number one.
00:18:26No boners.
00:18:28You know, I can handle my own boners.
00:18:30You got any other rules, Madam President?
00:18:33Yeah.
00:18:35Just one.
00:18:37No feelings.
00:18:39I don't want things to get complicated.
00:18:43You're my complication, Jules.
00:18:49Do you have any rules for me?
00:18:52Yeah, I do.
00:18:54I have one.
00:18:57No one touches you but me.
00:19:02You don't own me.
00:19:04Jules, I'm being serious.
00:19:06While we do this, I don't want you hooking up with anybody else.
00:19:11So you really want to be the last person I had sex with, huh?
00:19:15Oh, I'm the last person you had sex with?
00:19:17Don't get an ego about it.
00:19:19Hey, my ego's doing fine.
00:19:23Let the show begin.
00:19:28Ew.
00:19:30I'm not having dinner with her.
00:19:31There's a reason we kicked her out of the group.
00:19:34You kicked me out.
00:19:36Everyone else was on my side and left your sorry ass in the dirt.
00:19:41Including your little sex tape partner over here.
00:19:44At least I didn't show your dick to the entire world.
00:19:50Like this skank.
00:19:51Mia.
00:19:54Do not talk to me or Jules like that again.
00:19:57This is my house.
00:19:59And Jules is my...
00:20:03I'm his permanent guest.
00:20:05I'm not going anywhere.
00:20:09Game on.
00:20:11Jason!
00:20:13Can we get some fucking service?
00:20:14Dinner is served.
00:20:21Let's fucking go!
00:20:24Yay!
00:20:32Oops.
00:20:34I spilled.
00:20:36Emmett?
00:20:38You want to help?
00:20:40Yeah?
00:20:45No.
00:20:51Look at Jules squirm.
00:20:55Oh, she can release a sex tape but can't take a body shot?
00:21:04Noah, are you thirsty?
00:21:11Jules, take your shirt off.
00:21:14Okay.
00:21:40Oops.
00:21:42Spilled a little.
00:21:44Jules.
00:21:46I'm so thirsty.
00:21:56Did Noah just kiss me for real?
00:21:59I have to go.
00:22:09If you're so thirsty, Noah, you can take a sip off of me.
00:22:14Choke on it.
00:22:20Don't run away from me.
00:22:22Don't touch me.
00:22:24Are you mad because I kissed you?
00:22:30Or are you mad because you liked it?
00:22:38You can be a real asshole sometimes, you know that?
00:22:41Yeah, I know.
00:22:44Now you're going to strip for me?
00:22:46You're shivering.
00:22:48Come here.
00:23:01Bed's yours tonight. I'll take the couch.
00:23:15I'm sorry.
00:23:26What are you doing here and where is Noah?
00:23:31Are you all sore from getting your back blown out last night?
00:23:35Destiny, that is your brother.
00:23:37Whatever. I just came by to tell you how happy I am you stole him back from Mia.
00:23:42Mia's your best friend?
00:23:44Yeah. She's also a huge bitch.
00:23:47People contain multitudes.
00:23:50Don't be scared of Mia.
00:23:52She's been jealous of you since the first time you started hooking up with Noah.
00:23:55And she's jealous of you still.
00:23:58And it looks like you two have got a little catching up to do.
00:24:02If you know what I mean.
00:24:04Yes!
00:24:13Like what you see?
00:24:16I do, actually.
00:24:34What are you doing here?
00:24:36Taking a shower.
00:24:40Remember.
00:24:42No going in.
00:24:44You wish.
00:24:50Show's over, pretty boy.
00:24:53I've got some friends coming over.
00:24:55Meet me at the pool.
00:25:04What's with this guy?
00:25:06One minute, he's ice cold.
00:25:08Now that we're in front of all these people, he's putting on a show.
00:25:18Don't look now, but Mia looks like she's ready to rip your hair out.
00:25:26Let's give her something to stare at.
00:25:29I'm not going to let Jules ruin my summer.
00:25:32Everyone's paying attention to her when they should be paying attention to me.
00:25:36Maybe everybody thinks you guys are friends again.
00:25:39You should definitely let her know that that's not true.
00:25:42It's not true.
00:25:44It's not true.
00:25:46It's not true.
00:25:48It's not true.
00:25:50It's not true.
00:25:52It's not true.
00:25:54It's not true.
00:25:56It's not true.
00:25:58You're right.
00:26:00It's time to put everyone's loyalty to the test.
00:26:07Everyone, I've decided that it's time to take a vote.
00:26:12Everyone must decide right now whether Jules stays or I do.
00:26:18Mia, would you relax?
00:26:20We're not taking a vote.
00:26:22We're not on Survivor, alright?
00:26:24What's Survivor?
00:26:26A show for old people.
00:26:28It's so boring.
00:26:30I'm kidding.
00:26:32Guys, I'm just kidding.
00:26:36What game is she trying to play?
00:26:39Whatever it is, I know it won't be good for me.
00:26:42Come on, Mia.
00:26:44We used to be best friends.
00:26:46Can't we just tolerate each other for one summer?
00:26:49You're right.
00:26:51We did used to be best friends.
00:26:53And I have the red receipts to prove it.
00:26:59It's time to find out what Jules really said about all of you behind your back.
00:27:05What are you talking about?
00:27:07I never said anything about Save It.
00:27:09Proof's right here.
00:27:12And Noah, I saved the best for last.
00:27:16Don't you want to know what Jules said about you?
00:27:21I bet you're dying to find out what your little girlfriend said about you behind your back.
00:27:25I think everyone should find out what Jules really said about them.
00:27:31Oh, Emmett.
00:27:33This one's about you.
00:27:35Emmett is so dumb because he thinks that vegans can't eat pussy.
00:27:40They can?
00:27:42I never said that.
00:27:44Mia did.
00:27:46She's framing me with the text that she sent.
00:27:48Oh, and this one says that Destiny's boob job doesn't even look like it made a difference.
00:27:52Hey!
00:27:53Hey!
00:27:55I paid good money for these.
00:27:57Mia, would you knock it off?
00:27:59Jules would never say any of those things, alright?
00:28:01Really?
00:28:03Because this one's about you, Noah.
00:28:05She sent this to me after the first time you two lovebirds hooked up.
00:28:08Noah is arrogant, cocky, and needs to be the best at everything.
00:28:13Him and Emmett are perfect as roommates together.
00:28:16You said that about me?
00:28:18I can explain.
00:28:20Save your breath.
00:28:24Bitch!
00:28:26Don't touch me!
00:28:28Get off of me!
00:28:42You are so hot.
00:28:44Say that again with your shirt off.
00:28:54Come on.
00:28:57Come on.
00:29:02Come on.
00:29:12Yo!
00:29:14Emmett, you and Jules are officially over.
00:29:18No. No. No way, dude.
00:29:19Like, I'm just gonna distract myself, screw around a little bit.
00:29:23She'll come crawling back.
00:29:26Speak of the devil.
00:29:33You hooked up with Jules?
00:29:35Dude, look.
00:29:37You hooked up with Jules!
00:29:39I don't know what's going on.
00:29:41What do you mean, dude? It's pretty fucking clear. You hooked up!
00:29:44Fuck!
00:29:46Yeah, you're fucked.
00:29:47Emmett, stop!
00:29:49Fuck you, dude!
00:29:55Did you post this?
00:30:05Jules, did you post this?
00:30:12I don't know.
00:30:14Jules, why would you take a video of us having sex and post it?
00:30:17Are you trying to be a porn star?
00:30:20I didn't do anything.
00:30:22Jules, it's a little hard to trust you when my dick is on everybody's phone.
00:30:26You know what?
00:30:28Everyone was right about you.
00:30:30You're just like all the other douchebags on this campus.
00:30:33Whoa, you don't mean that.
00:30:35Lose my number.
00:30:37I never want to see you again.
00:30:39Fine. Feelings mutual.
00:30:40Great. You just blew it with a girl you've had feelings for since freshman year.
00:30:47Mia, thank God you're here.
00:30:50Listen, Jules.
00:30:52None of us want to be associated with you anymore.
00:30:55You're a skank.
00:30:57So get out and don't come back.
00:31:00Help!
00:31:02Help!
00:31:30You...
00:31:32You saved me?
00:31:45That feels better, doesn't it?
00:31:49And now since I saved you, maybe you can make me feel better.
00:31:54Emmett.
00:31:56Don't even think about it.
00:31:57Go on, Jules.
00:31:59Tell your boyfriend how I saved you.
00:32:01Jules, tell Emmett to leave.
00:32:03We have to talk.
00:32:06Emmett, thank you for saving me, but I got it from here.
00:32:15One step closer to making her mine.
00:32:24Jules, what the fuck was that?
00:32:27I can explain everything.
00:32:29Good. Explain. Now.
00:32:37You're a hottie, you know that?
00:32:39Takes one to know one.
00:32:41Remember, don't tell anybody about this, okay?
00:32:50You're right. We shouldn't tell anyone.
00:32:52Trust me.
00:32:54We won't stay secret for long.
00:32:57I can keep you to myself, even if I try.
00:33:12You know, once we make this official, I'm going to post this everywhere.
00:33:15That way everyone can see it.
00:33:17But for right now,
00:33:18it's party time.
00:33:27OMG, I finally hooked up with Noah.
00:33:30I wouldn't hook up with him if he was the last person on earth.
00:33:34How could you hook up with your ex-boyfriend's roommate?
00:33:37You don't know him like I do.
00:33:39If you saw him naked, you'd understand.
00:33:42Ew, spit in my face.
00:33:44If you saw him naked, you'd understand.
00:33:47Ew, spare me the visual.
00:33:49I thought you hated that guy.
00:33:51Noah is arrogant, cocky, and probably needs to be in therapy.
00:33:55He and Emmett are the perfect match as roommates.
00:33:58But I like him more than I ever liked Emmett.
00:34:02More than I ever liked anyone.
00:34:05The rest of the texts were all things that Mia said to me.
00:34:09Except for the one about you.
00:34:11I called you arrogant and cocky.
00:34:14That's true.
00:34:20Right before I told her I have feelings for you.
00:34:32Is that true?
00:34:36It's true.
00:34:38I liked you.
00:34:40Jules, how am I supposed to trust you?
00:34:42I mean, really.
00:34:45Alright, I need to see the texts from your phone.
00:34:48So that way I can know that they're legit.
00:34:50Maybe if I show Noah the texts, he'll finally believe me.
00:34:55I guess you can't.
00:34:57There's no way for me to prove it.
00:35:06I know it was a really long time ago.
00:35:08But when I really think about it,
00:35:10I really liked you, Jules.
00:35:12I really did.
00:35:17You give those two until the end of today?
00:35:20To what, Bone?
00:35:23They're just doing this to make me mad.
00:35:25It's like they're obsessed with me.
00:35:28I don't think they remember you exist.
00:35:33Then I'll make them remember.
00:35:36Okay, the rules of the game are simple.
00:35:39You take a hit of the vape and pass it around.
00:35:42When the smoke stops, you kiss whoever pollutes you.
00:35:47Mm-hmm.
00:36:05Okay.
00:36:16She's never kissed me like that.
00:36:18My turn.
00:36:29No smoke.
00:36:31Looks like we have to kiss.
00:36:36Reload.
00:36:55Keep the circle moving.
00:36:58If you want to really piss me off,
00:37:00kiss me like you mean it.
00:37:06Get off me.
00:37:08Dude, I took her virginity.
00:37:10What's a little peck?
00:37:13Why would you tell everyone that?
00:37:15Remember that six-peck you bought me for doing the deed?
00:37:23Hey, Jules! Jules!
00:37:25You're a pig!
00:37:27Hey, Emmett is lying, okay? He's lying.
00:37:29I knew that you guys were hooking up, all right?
00:37:31But that was well before I had feelings for you.
00:37:35You have feelings for me?
00:37:41I knew that you guys were hooking up, all right?
00:37:43But that was well before I had feelings for you.
00:37:45You have feelings for me?
00:37:47Yes, Jules, I have feelings for you.
00:37:49You do?
00:37:51Yeah. I have all the feelings.
00:37:53Confusion, frustration, blind rage.
00:37:56You're a dick!
00:37:58Yeah, but you know what? Sometimes, Jules,
00:38:00sometimes you make me really happy.
00:38:02Look, I know that you're hurt.
00:38:05I broke your trust.
00:38:07And when that video was leaked, my trust was broken, too.
00:38:10What do you mean?
00:38:12I mean, I trusted you when you let me down,
00:38:14and now I'm saying I would do anything to try again.
00:38:18Do you want to get back together?
00:38:21You said no feelings.
00:38:23Yeah, you're right.
00:38:27So tell me you want to be with me.
00:38:29Tell me you want to break the rules and end the contract.
00:38:31Tell me you want to do this for real.
00:38:33Tell me that you want to give up the money.
00:38:35Tell me you want to do this for real.
00:38:42Well, looks like our favorite couple survived the ring of fire.
00:38:45Ew. Why is he so obsessed with her?
00:38:48Doesn't he know that she's poor?
00:38:50I didn't know she was poor.
00:38:52Mm-hmm.
00:38:54Her parents lost all their money after her dad died of cancer.
00:38:57And the only reason why I know that
00:38:59is because my dad owns the hospital
00:39:01that her mother still owes money to.
00:39:02Maybe we should take Jill shopping
00:39:04so she can forget she's poor.
00:39:06Spending money always makes me feel better.
00:39:08Yes, yes, that's a great idea.
00:39:10You should go do that right now.
00:39:12Yes!
00:39:18It's not that easy.
00:39:20Stop avoiding the question.
00:39:22I'm not avoiding it.
00:39:24Look, if I don't get the money,
00:39:26I'll lose everything.
00:39:29What do you mean?
00:39:30I mean Mia and I want to take you shopping.
00:39:34Destiny, me and Jules are talking.
00:39:37She was about to answer a very important question.
00:39:40I don't want to go shopping with Mia,
00:39:42but I really don't want to lie to Noah
00:39:44and tell him I don't have feelings for him
00:39:46or tell him about my dad and the debt.
00:39:49We can talk later.
00:39:51I promise.
00:40:01The girls go shopping.
00:40:03Saturdays are for the boys.
00:40:07It must be embarrassing for everyone
00:40:09to realize how much she wants me.
00:40:11I cannot wait to crush your ego
00:40:13once I get Jules and the Lehman internship.
00:40:16Dude, the Lehman internship
00:40:18is the hardest internship in the entire country.
00:40:20It was tailored for sigmas, like me.
00:40:24The internship is mine.
00:40:26Believe me, me and Jules are in this for good.
00:40:28Or at least until the end of the summer
00:40:30and I have to pay up.
00:40:40If it isn't my favorite customer.
00:40:43Oh, that dress you ordered finally came in.
00:40:47Oh my God, it's gorgeous.
00:40:50I'm going to go try this on.
00:40:52Ah!
00:40:54You ordered the wrong size.
00:40:56No, I used the measurements that you gave me.
00:40:59No, you didn't.
00:41:01That's impossible.
00:41:03It doesn't fit.
00:41:05Maybe the zipper's stuck.
00:41:07What are you doing?
00:41:09I'm shopping.
00:41:11Do you not remember me?
00:41:13I used to be in here all the time.
00:41:15Oh, she can't afford this place.
00:41:17I'm sorry.
00:41:18I used to be in here all the time.
00:41:20Oh, she can't afford this place anymore.
00:41:22She can only shop at thrift stores.
00:41:24Well, what Mia says goes.
00:41:26So your money's no good here.
00:41:29You know what?
00:41:31You're right.
00:41:33I have better things to do
00:41:35than to be dealing with shrewds like you.
00:41:37That's it. You're out.
00:41:39Oh, Mr. Allen, excuse me.
00:41:41I'm just going to take out the trash.
00:41:43Trash?
00:41:45That's my girlfriend.
00:41:49Apparently, I'm too poor to even stand in this boutique.
00:41:53See this car?
00:41:56Has no spending limit.
00:41:58My girlfriend can get whatever she wants.
00:42:01And I would like to try this dress on first.
00:42:04No way. This is mine.
00:42:06Oh, are you going to purchase it?
00:42:08No.
00:42:10Not with this janky little zipper.
00:42:12Great. Let's try it on, Jules.
00:42:19What do you think?
00:42:24Noah?
00:42:27Will you come help zip me up?
00:42:30Of course.
00:42:37You know, there's only one problem with this dress.
00:42:39It's too tight.
00:42:41It's too tight.
00:42:43It's too tight.
00:42:45It's too tight.
00:42:46You know, there's only one problem with this dress.
00:42:49Is it too expensive?
00:42:51No.
00:42:53It breaks a no-boner rule.
00:43:02Well, aren't you going to thank me?
00:43:10Thank you, Noah.
00:43:13You can be pretty sweet sometimes.
00:43:17Like lipstick on a fucking pig.
00:43:24Put the dress on my card.
00:43:28Excuse me.
00:43:30I am missing a very expensive necklace.
00:43:35I bet she stole it.
00:43:37I would never.
00:43:39Then dump out your bag and prove it.
00:43:42Fine.
00:43:44Whatever, Mia.
00:43:58See? Told ya.
00:44:04I don't know how that got there.
00:44:06Well, she stole it.
00:44:09And I believe that $500 is a felony.
00:44:14Call the police.
00:44:16Don't call the police.
00:44:18This is all my fault.
00:44:20No, it's not.
00:44:21Yes, it is.
00:44:23I wanted to surprise you, so I put the necklace in your purse.
00:44:26But I was going to pay for it once everybody left.
00:44:29You can't do this.
00:44:31It's a waste of money.
00:44:33Neither of us want Mia to win.
00:44:35It's worth it, trust me.
00:44:37And you look beautiful in that dress.
00:44:40Put the necklace on my card as well.
00:44:42Please and thank you.
00:44:47Get out of here.
00:44:49God bless you.
00:44:51God bless you.
00:44:53Okay.
00:44:55There he is.
00:44:57Jules is looking pretty hot tonight.
00:45:00Yeah, Jules looks hot every night.
00:45:02Well, enjoy it while it lasts, because after tonight, I've got a little slut begging for me.
00:45:11Watch your mouth.
00:45:13Don't talk about Jules like that.
00:45:15Okay, dude.
00:45:17Jules was mine first.
00:45:19I dumped her, okay?
00:45:21It's a matter of time before she comes running back to me.
00:45:23Jules broke up with you so she could be with me.
00:45:27Okay, all right.
00:45:29Let's add some heat to our bet.
00:45:31Yeah?
00:45:33I get Jules' panties off.
00:45:35By the end of tonight, you hand over the Lehman internship and never come back to the summer house.
00:45:39Fine.
00:45:41And when you don't hook up with Jules, I want you to back off of her for the rest of the summer, okay?
00:45:44I don't even want you looking at her.
00:45:46Deal.
00:45:52You better not make me go into that club alone.
00:45:55Jules, you are looking so hot in that dress.
00:46:04Eat shit.
00:46:06Hey.
00:46:08Don't leave my side the rest of the night, okay?
00:46:11Enjoy it while it lasts, Noah.
00:46:13Because I'm not letting Jules leave tonight unless it's with me.
00:46:25Hey.
00:46:31Where did Destiny and Mia go?
00:46:33I don't know. Jules.
00:46:36You didn't answer my question.
00:46:38About what?
00:46:40The music in here?
00:46:42I think it sucks.
00:46:44Jules.
00:46:46Tell me that you want to be with me.
00:46:48For real.
00:46:50No contracts and no money. I mean it.
00:46:53I need Jules to come with me.
00:46:55Uh, Destiny, we're right in the middle of something.
00:46:57Like I care.
00:46:59I need Jules to come backstage with me.
00:47:03I'm sorry.
00:47:05We'll talk about it later, okay?
00:47:07Have fun.
00:47:09Here. Put this on.
00:47:11I entered us into a lock dancing competition.
00:47:16You're crazy.
00:47:18Well, if you're too afraid, you can just back out now.
00:47:24You're on.
00:47:31Follow me.
00:47:37Let the show begin.
00:47:40Let's go.
00:47:50You think you're hot shit?
00:47:52Well, it's time for you to prove it.
00:47:56Everyone in the club get hot and happy.
00:47:59Tonight is Electric Lounge's lap dance competition.
00:48:06The rules are simple.
00:48:07One of these smoke shows will give one lucky man a lap dance.
00:48:12And you get to vote on who is hotter!
00:48:37Let's go.
00:49:07I'm ready.
00:49:16Top that.
00:49:31Top that.
00:49:37Top that.
00:49:43You're the most beautiful girl here.
00:49:45Show them all.
00:50:08I love you.
00:50:17Yo.
00:50:19Jason.
00:50:21Dude, I need the lady killer special. Now.
00:50:23Yeah?
00:50:25I got you.
00:50:29Here's a tip.
00:50:31And the winner of the lap dance contest is...
00:50:37Mia!
00:50:39Woo!
00:50:44As the winner, you get to smooch the hottie in the chair!
00:50:49I can deal with public humiliation, but I can't deal with public heartbreak.
00:50:57Jewels, wait.
00:50:59You look upset.
00:51:02What are you, my therapist?
00:51:04Fuck off.
00:51:06No, just the guy who hates seeing a pretty girl so sad.
00:51:10Jewels.
00:51:12I have something that can make you feel better.
00:51:18What is that?
00:51:20Okay, I'll tell you what it is.
00:51:22It's a gift.
00:51:24It's for you.
00:51:26What is that?
00:51:28Okay, time.
00:51:30Come on, Jewels.
00:51:32Don't you want to have some fun?
00:51:34No, thanks.
00:51:36Jewels, I'm not letting you leave until you take these.
00:51:40Something tells me that Emmett's not going to leave me alone until I do this.
00:51:44Better play along.
00:51:55Bottoms up.
00:51:58Cheers.
00:52:02Turn that shit around so you can grind on me. Come on.
00:52:05I'm going to go change.
00:52:09Destiny.
00:52:11Have you seen Jewels?
00:52:13I saw her running off to the dressing room.
00:52:15Emmett was with her.
00:52:18That little shit.
00:52:25Don't move.
00:52:32What do you think you're doing?
00:52:34Stop denying yourself, Jewels.
00:52:36We both know you want this.
00:52:38Be gentle.
00:52:40Just like our first time, remember?
00:52:42Back off.
00:52:44Just relax, baby.
00:52:46Let that E kick in.
00:52:48You gave me drugs so you could fuck me?
00:52:50Oh, I was going to fuck you anyways.
00:52:53Let go of me.
00:52:55Wait a minute.
00:52:57Oh, yeah, that's right. Moan for me.
00:53:02Jewels?
00:53:04Jewels, are you in there?
00:53:06Noah, help me!
00:53:10Noah, help me!
00:53:14Emmett!
00:53:16Get off of her!
00:53:18You had no problem sharing her when she was my girlfriend.
00:53:21What's the big deal now, huh?
00:53:23Emmett, she doesn't want you.
00:53:26What are you doing?
00:53:28She wants me so bad, dude.
00:53:30Even if she won't say so.
00:53:37Dude, I thought we were friends.
00:53:39I'd never be friends with a piece of shit like you.
00:53:43Wait, stop!
00:53:48This asshole isn't worth it.
00:53:50This asshole isn't worth it.
00:54:08You look like shit.
00:54:10Jewels just kicked my ass.
00:54:12All I did was try to give her a compliment.
00:54:15Hey!
00:54:16Keep your hands off my boyfriend.
00:54:23Leah, stop.
00:54:26This bitch wants to be me so bad, it's fucking pathetic.
00:54:30Emmett just tried to assault me.
00:54:32Be so fucking for real. Emmett would never want to skank like you.
00:54:36You're just jealous because Emmett is hooking up with me.
00:54:40And you know what?
00:54:43He's coming back to the house with me.
00:54:44Tonight.
00:54:46Mia, sit down.
00:54:48Emmett, if you ever come near the summer house again, I will kill you.
00:54:53Okay, Noah, let's go.
00:54:55Let's go.
00:55:00I'm not letting you take Noah from me.
00:55:02I'm not letting you take Noah from me.
00:55:13Thank you for getting me out of there.
00:55:16Ow.
00:55:18You're hurt. Let me help you.
00:55:20Okay.
00:55:30I want to kill that guy for touching you.
00:55:44I still think I should take you to a hospital.
00:55:46I mean, you just never know what those pills could have been laced with. Really.
00:55:50I didn't take them.
00:55:52You didn't take the pills?
00:55:59You know, I got something better than E.
00:56:02It's twice as fun.
00:56:04And I've been saving it just for you.
00:56:13What are you trying to give me?
00:56:17Rocky Road.
00:56:20Ow.
00:56:22Hey, I got you ice cream and this is how you repay me?
00:56:25How are you capable of being an asshole even when you're trying to be nice?
00:56:30I'm not an asshole.
00:56:32No, you're the king of assholes.
00:56:36You know, I don't know how saving you from a rapist freak makes me the king of assholes, but whatever.
00:56:43I got to show you something.
00:56:56I never let anybody else in after you broke up with me.
00:57:04And I only dated Mia to make you jealous.
00:57:07And I only dated Mia to make you jealous.
00:57:15It worked.
00:57:29I've wanted you all summer.
00:57:32Stop breathing.
00:57:34I need you.
00:57:36Now.
00:57:41What if somebody sees?
00:57:43Everybody's at the club.
00:57:46I'm taking you upstairs.
00:58:03I'm taking you upstairs.
00:58:24Hi, this is Alan.
00:58:26It's Mia.
00:58:28Yeah, Noah's girlfriend.
00:58:29He was hinting at proposing to me soon and we would just love it if you were here for it.
00:58:37Okay, bye.
00:58:52Hey, sleepyhead.
00:58:54What are you doing up so early?
00:58:56I thought I wore you out last night.
00:58:57I'm ready for another round.
00:59:00Hey, can you knock?
00:59:02Can you put your boner away?
00:59:04Get up.
00:59:06Get up.
00:59:07Get up, get up, get up.
00:59:08Hey, unless there's a fire, I'm not getting up.
00:59:10It's worse than a fire.
00:59:13Mom's on the way and she can't see Jules.
00:59:23You're fucking with me.
00:59:25What's the big deal?
00:59:26There's the drugs.
00:59:27And the mess.
00:59:28And you.
00:59:29What about me?
00:59:30She like totally thinks you're a slut.
00:59:31But like in a bad way.
00:59:33Look, my mom knows about the sex tape and she blames you for the whole thing.
00:59:37I need to get out of here.
00:59:39I'll hide Jules.
00:59:40I'll distract mom.
00:59:44Yo, Jason.
00:59:45I'm gonna go hide Jules.
00:59:46Do not let my mom know that we're here, alright?
00:59:54Tell me when the coast is clear.
00:59:55Got it.
01:00:05Get your brother.
01:00:07Now.
01:00:14Mommy.
01:00:15Noah.
01:00:21My baby boy.
01:00:23Mom, hi.
01:00:25Hi.
01:00:26Mom, I thought you were in Fiji with Roberto.
01:00:29Mia called and said she needed the family ring.
01:00:33To propose.
01:00:39Why are you hiding in a closet?
01:00:43None of your business.
01:00:45Okay, well, I was just looking for you because Noah wants to see you in the living room.
01:00:51I can't wait for you to propose to Mia.
01:00:55What is that slut doing here?
01:01:00You're the girl from the sex tape.
01:01:03Get out of this house.
01:01:04Mom.
01:01:05Noah, a little help?
01:01:07Mom, this is Jules and she's going to be our help for the summer.
01:01:15Yes, it fills my heart with joy.
01:01:18Yes, it fills my heart with so much joy to serve your son.
01:01:23Well, it's nice to see you with your clothes on.
01:01:28Lisa, my second mommy.
01:01:32We need to talk about engagement plans.
01:01:34Oh yes, we do.
01:01:38You're marrying Mia now?
01:01:39I have no idea what got into her head.
01:01:41I am so sorry, okay?
01:01:43But after dinner tonight, I'm going to explain everything to her.
01:01:46Look, just play along for a couple hours, okay?
01:01:48Please?
01:01:59My head hurts.
01:02:01Can you make yourself useful and get me some aspirin?
01:02:03Yeah, I have some in my purse.
01:02:05Oh, thanks.
01:02:12She's weird.
01:02:13I'm tired.
01:02:22Water.
01:02:23Water.
01:02:24I need water.
01:02:26Jules.
01:02:28What did you give my mom?
01:02:30Aspirin.
01:02:31Aspirin?
01:02:33It's so hot in here.
01:02:37Jules, do you have any more of that aspirin?
01:02:41Oh no.
01:02:44Wait, I have an idea.
01:02:45Why don't we invite some of your hot friends over?
01:02:48I'm feeling like a cougar.
01:02:51Alright, that's enough.
01:02:52I've got to talk to you.
01:02:53Let's go.
01:02:55Jules, what is wrong with her?
01:02:57Your mom took the drugs that Emmett gave me at the club.
01:03:00No way.
01:03:01You gave her those?
01:03:02I didn't give them.
01:03:03She found them.
01:03:05Should we call an ambulance?
01:03:06No fucking way, Jules.
01:03:08She hates you already.
01:03:09What is she going to think when she finds out that you gave her drugs?
01:03:14Where did she go?
01:03:30Mom, get out of the pool.
01:03:32No way.
01:03:33It feels so good.
01:03:38Oh wait, no.
01:03:40Help.
01:03:42I'm drowning.
01:03:44Mia, save me.
01:03:46Absolutely not.
01:03:48I'm not going in there.
01:03:50Help.
01:03:52Help.
01:04:04No.
01:04:06No.
01:04:11You saved me.
01:04:15Here, I brought you some tea.
01:04:23I was wrong about you.
01:04:25I'd much rather see my son with you than a girl like Mia.
01:04:36Thank you for taking care of her.
01:04:38I hope I was a good maid.
01:04:41Yeah, I should give you a raise.
01:04:43Can you ever be serious for more than two seconds?
01:04:47You know, maid, girlfriend, it doesn't matter.
01:04:53I still got to pay you to hang out with me.
01:04:56No feelings.
01:04:58Remember?
01:04:59Remember?
01:05:06I'd throw that contract away if it were up to me.
01:05:10I'll tear it up right now.
01:05:12I mean it.
01:05:16I need that money more than I want you.
01:05:20When my dad died, he left my family with thousands of dollars in medical debt.
01:05:25If I don't get that money, then my mom will lose her house.
01:05:30So it was really always just about the money.
01:05:33Really?
01:05:35When I started our relationship, it was about the money.
01:05:38But now I can't make it real because of that same money.
01:05:49Come with me.
01:05:55I want to give you the money.
01:05:57Not as your boss, as your boyfriend.
01:06:01Jules, I want to give you everything.
01:06:05I don't know what to say.
01:06:10Just let me take care of you.
01:06:17And tell me that you love me.
01:06:20I don't think I can say it.
01:06:22Let me take care of you.
01:06:25It's the least you can do.
01:06:28Fine.
01:06:30You can take care of me, okay?
01:06:33And you don't have to tell me that you love me.
01:06:36I know you do.
01:06:41Good morning, everyone.
01:06:43Oh my god, Lisa, you're okay.
01:06:46Oh, I'm just so happy that this little petty bitch is okay.
01:06:50I'm just so happy that this little petty bitch didn't kill you.
01:06:55I was just leaving.
01:06:56You're not leaving, Jules.
01:06:58We need to talk about how you ruined my son's life.
01:07:04After your little sex video was released,
01:07:07at first I wanted to tell you to get out of my son's life forever.
01:07:11But after you saved me,
01:07:15all I can say is,
01:07:18welcome to the family.
01:07:23Wait.
01:07:24You were supposed to give me your family ring.
01:07:27That was before you left me to drown.
01:07:31I'm off to see my new boyfriend, Ronaldo, in Cancun.
01:07:36Adios.
01:07:39Bye, Mom.
01:07:44I'll figure out a way to break you two up.
01:07:47Good luck with that.
01:07:49I don't need luck.
01:07:50I have a really big brain.
01:07:59There must be something incriminating in here.
01:08:06What is this?
01:08:15Ew, what died in here?
01:08:17My manhood.
01:08:19Listen, I have something juicy for you.
01:08:21Really?
01:08:25I don't like to read.
01:08:27It's a contract between Jules and Noah.
01:08:30They're faking their entire relationship
01:08:32so he can get that stupid Lehman internship.
01:08:35That's cheating.
01:08:36Oh, great, you finally figured it out.
01:08:39Good boy.
01:08:42I think it's time for you to cheat too.
01:08:48I thought this was summer vacation.
01:08:51I know, I know.
01:08:53But I've got to work on my presentation
01:08:55for the Lehman internship.
01:09:00What up, lovebirds?
01:09:02Emmett, I thought I told you I'd kill you if I saw you.
01:09:05You wouldn't want to do that in front of our guests.
01:09:10Who are you?
01:09:12I'm the man who holds Noah's future.
01:09:15I'm the man who holds Noah's future in his hands.
01:09:26Mr. Lehman, it's great to meet you.
01:09:28What are you doing here?
01:09:30Emmett called me up and told me about your summer house setup.
01:09:33I'm a guy who likes to party.
01:09:38The name's Andrew, but my friends call me Andy.
01:09:41I'd like to be your friend.
01:09:45Noah, can you help out your friend here?
01:09:48He seems a little confused.
01:09:54Mr. Lehman, why don't I take you to a night on the town?
01:09:58I'm the high-profile guy who likes to get in lots of trouble,
01:10:01and Emmett promised me lots of trouble.
01:10:06The next intern for Lehman Corp.
01:10:08will be responsible for keeping me entertained.
01:10:11And I get bored easy.
01:10:15Your interview for Lehman Corp. starts now.
01:10:21Interview starts now.
01:10:23Dopest candidate gets the dopest internship.
01:10:27Well, I'll see you in the office.
01:10:29Hey, how about I show you out to the pool?
01:10:31That's where all the babes are rocking their swimsuits.
01:10:41That's the guy you want to work for?
01:10:44He's a total clown.
01:10:46Andrew Lehman is one of the most successful tech billionaires in the industry.
01:10:51And if I work for him, my career will be made.
01:10:54But don't you already have enough money?
01:10:56Jules, I had a 4.0 GPA.
01:10:59I was the captain of every sports team I was on,
01:11:01and I networked like a motherfucker.
01:11:04I was just trying to crawl out from underneath my father's legacy
01:11:06and have my own career.
01:11:08And then our sex tape got released.
01:11:11And all my job prospects were completely toast.
01:11:15The only interview I got was for Lehman Corporation.
01:11:18Jules, I need this internship.
01:11:20And so do you.
01:11:22Because without it, I can't give you the $100,000.
01:11:26You lied to me.
01:11:28No, I didn't lie to you. I just...
01:11:30I just didn't tell you everything.
01:11:33I'm sorry.
01:11:37Everybody!
01:11:39Let's get the party started!
01:11:41Woo!
01:11:49Looks like I found my lady for the night.
01:11:55I've met a lot of pretty girls.
01:11:58There's something special about you.
01:12:01You're so...beautiful.
01:12:04Thanks, but I'm taken.
01:12:07I'm not trying to marry you.
01:12:09Noah, tell me.
01:12:13Who snatched this hottie up?
01:12:15That'd be me.
01:12:18You're a lucky man.
01:12:20I know.
01:12:24How long is he gonna be here?
01:12:27I'll protect you.
01:12:29Look at here.
01:12:31The happy little couple.
01:12:34From soulmates to soulmates.
01:12:39Emmett, Noah and I are talking.
01:12:42Can you go entertain your little friend?
01:12:45Yeah, well, I just wanted to congratulate the big man.
01:12:48Yeah, he's finally gonna win her bet.
01:12:51What bet?
01:12:54What bet?
01:12:56I told Noah that if you guys could make it throughout the summer,
01:13:00I would drop out of the internship pool.
01:13:02But that's not true.
01:13:04Yeah, it is.
01:13:06I thought Noah would pussy out if I won, so I recorded the whole thing.
01:13:10You play that, I'll fucking kick your ass.
01:13:15I don't want to hear it.
01:13:17Yeah.
01:13:18It'd probably break your heart to know that you were just a bet to Noah.
01:13:22Hmm?
01:13:23I was nothing but a bet to you?
01:13:27I was nothing but a bet to you?
01:13:29I was nothing but a check to you?
01:13:33Both of you can fuck off.
01:13:39Chicks, dude.
01:13:41I'm gonna kick your fucking ass.
01:13:43I wouldn't want to do that in front of our special guest.
01:13:47I don't care about anybody except Jules.
01:13:50You're pathetic.
01:13:52Bitch.
01:13:54Whatever, dude.
01:13:57What were you thinking?
01:13:59That Noah would fall in love with you and save your family?
01:14:02I've been waiting all day to get you alone.
01:14:07You're a sexy girl.
01:14:09We could have a lot of fun.
01:14:11I don't have time for that shit.
01:14:13Then make time.
01:14:15There's a tradition at Lehman.
01:14:17The boys share their toys.
01:14:20And I want to play with you.
01:14:22I don't want to be played with.
01:14:24I don't want to be played with.
01:14:25If you play nice, I'll give your boyfriend the little job.
01:14:29The only reason why Noah made his bet was to get this job.
01:14:33Even if this guy is an asshole, I should hear him out.
01:14:37What do I have to do?
01:14:40Let me borrow you for the night.
01:14:43In your dreams, perv.
01:14:49Mia.
01:14:51You know where Jules is?
01:14:53You're still caught up on that skank?
01:14:55Maybe this outfit will change your mind.
01:14:58Mia, a lobotomy wouldn't make me change my mind about you.
01:15:02Get it through your head.
01:15:03I want to be with Jules.
01:15:05Why do you like her so much?
01:15:07I don't like her.
01:15:11I love her.
01:15:15You know, I feel sorry for you.
01:15:17For falling in love with such a liar.
01:15:19You know she planted that sex tape, right?
01:15:21Yeah, well she said she didn't.
01:15:23Found your girlfriend.
01:15:37If I do what you say, then you'll give Noah this job?
01:15:40Yes.
01:15:41And it's the only way you'd get him.
01:15:43We only interviewed him as a favor to his mom.
01:15:47My company looks down on sex tapes.
01:15:50Wait.
01:15:52Now I know where I recognize you.
01:15:54Damn, you were great.
01:15:57Just one kiss.
01:15:59That's all it takes to get your boyfriend the little job.
01:16:07Don't play hard to get!
01:16:14Get off of her.
01:16:20Get off of her.
01:16:22Let me have my fun, then you can take your turn.
01:16:25If you don't leave her alone, I'm going to break your fingers.
01:16:27You wouldn't dare.
01:16:31You little shit!
01:16:32You'll never work for Lehman.
01:16:34Yeah, it looks like I dodged a bullet there.
01:16:36Because I would rather fuck a literal cheese grater than work with any of you pervs at Lehman.
01:16:41You'll be hearing from my lawyer about my hand.
01:16:44You want to mess with me?
01:16:45You want to mess with me?
01:16:46Yeah, why don't you sue me?
01:16:47And let all the papers know that you're a sleazy dirtbag who's chasing young girls around.
01:16:52You know, I bet your wife would love to hear about this.
01:16:54Please, don't tell my wife.
01:16:56Get out of my face, old man.
01:17:08How could you do that to me, Jules?
01:17:12How could you do that to me, Jules?
01:17:14It wasn't what it looked like.
01:17:16Don't lie to me.
01:17:17I saw you kiss him back.
01:17:21I didn't kiss him.
01:17:23But even if I did, you made a bet with Emmett about our relationship.
01:17:28You were getting money out of the deal, so why does it matter?
01:17:32Tell him that he's a good kisser and you want him right now.
01:17:36Tell him you love him.
01:17:38It matters because it makes it clear that you're an arrogant asshole.
01:17:47You're fired.
01:17:49Get out of my house.
01:18:05You're gone for good, bitch.
01:18:11You never belonged with us.
01:18:13You never belonged with us.
01:18:16And now, it's your turn to go.
01:18:20I played you, and I won.
01:18:23This has nothing to do with you.
01:18:26Oh, honey.
01:18:28This has everything to do with me.
01:18:34I planted the camera in your room.
01:18:38And then, I got the sex tape of you and Noah.
01:18:42And then, I uploaded it for everyone to see.
01:18:50You thought you were better than me.
01:18:53But I always win.
01:18:55All I fucking do is win.
01:19:01A miserable bitch like you will never win.
01:19:12Mom, I saved the house.
01:19:17It's too late.
01:19:24Maybe we can call the bank and figure something out.
01:19:27Someone bought it out from under us just this morning.
01:19:31That's what happens when you lose sight of your goal.
01:19:34You lose everything.
01:19:36Oh, God.
01:19:41Can I help you?
01:19:43What are you doing in that uniform?
01:19:46My dad cut me off after I lost the Andrew Lehman internship.
01:19:50I guess he paid a lot of money to get me that job, so...
01:19:55Do you need anything?
01:20:02I don't know.
01:20:04I'm just trying to figure out what to do.
01:20:07I have a big tip for you.
01:20:10Seriously?
01:20:12Smile more.
01:20:21This money feels dirty.
01:20:23I never want to see this check again.
01:20:37Miss me?
01:20:42Miss me?
01:20:49Get lost.
01:20:51I deserve that.
01:20:55Look, I wrote us up a new contract, all right?
01:20:58And I think you'll really like it.
01:21:06Is this the deed to my house?
01:21:09Yeah.
01:21:10This morning I bought it.
01:21:13You bought my house from under us?
01:21:16Look at the name on the title.
01:21:19Oh, my God.
01:21:22You put it under my name.
01:21:24It's yours, Jules.
01:21:26It's all yours.
01:21:28But I am only giving it to you under one condition.
01:21:33Another condition?
01:21:35What, do you want me to be your fake girlfriend again?
01:21:38Sleep with your boss?
01:21:39Drug your mom?
01:21:40No.
01:21:43But I would like you to meet me at the summer house tonight.
01:21:53At 8 p.m.
01:21:55And I want you to wear this.
01:22:04Okay.
01:22:10What are you doing here?
01:22:12Noah told me to come.
01:22:14Really?
01:22:15Oh, how pathetic.
01:22:17Noah's throwing me an engagement party.
01:22:22He's proposing to you?
01:22:24When did you two get back together?
01:22:26Well, it's not official yet.
01:22:28But he invited me here to pop the big question in front of everyone.
01:22:31And even an idiot like you would know that he's proposing.
01:22:35I guess after spending the entire summer being bored to death by you,
01:22:39Noah decided it was time to be with the best.
01:22:44Mia! Jules!
01:22:46I am so happy that both of you are here.
01:22:48Why did you invite me here?
01:22:50To watch you propose to Mia?
01:22:52Propose?
01:22:54Who said anything about proposing to you?
01:22:56Oh, please. The big question.
01:22:59Yeah, I do have a big question.
01:23:02Mia, why did you plant that sex tape of Jules and I?
01:23:08How did you know about that?
01:23:10Well, because I made a huge mistake.
01:23:12And when you were leaving the summer house, I heard you were in Jules' fight.
01:23:15You know, the one where you told her that you planted the sex tape in our room?
01:23:19Okay. Fine.
01:23:22Yeah, I planted the camera and I uploaded the video to the internet.
01:23:26But I just wanted to watch your relationship blow up in all your faces.
01:23:29What are you going to do? Arrest me?
01:23:32Actually, that's my job.
01:23:34Mia Matthews, you're under arrest for revenge porn.
01:23:37What? You're not actually doing this, are you?
01:23:39These are not what they're for.
01:23:41Call my dad!
01:23:43Daddy!
01:23:45Bye, Mia.
01:23:47If you invited me here to watch that, I appreciate it.
01:23:52That's not why I invited you here.
01:23:59Everybody!
01:24:01What is he doing?
01:24:06I have invited you all here so I can share my secrets.
01:24:12And here are my secrets.
01:24:16I scream when I see spiders.
01:24:19I do.
01:24:21And I crashed my car on Santa Monica Boulevard and I was so scared I just left it there.
01:24:26And I cannot tell my left from my right.
01:24:29Noah, what are you doing? You look like a crazy person.
01:24:32And I have one more secret.
01:24:35Jules, I am stupidly in love with you.
01:24:42And I want to make it official, Jules.
01:24:44Right here in front of everybody.
01:24:46I want everyone to know what you are to me.
01:24:52Yes, Noah. I'll be your girlfriend.
01:24:54Even if I'm an asshole?
01:24:56It's part of your charm.
01:24:58I love you.
01:25:00I love you right back.
01:25:08Everybody!
01:25:10Let's get this party started!
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