- 7/7/2025
BF For Hire – Full Movie (2025)
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00:01Senior year, the culmination of all my careful planning.
00:05Perfect grades, remodel boyfriend.
00:08It's all falling into place.
00:11Hey, Jake.
00:13What'd you want to talk about?
00:15We need to break up.
00:16What?
00:17Come on, Claire.
00:18Things haven't been working out for a while.
00:20But everything was going so well.
00:22I've been seeing someone else.
00:24It's okay, Claire.
00:26I mean, it's not the end of the world.
00:28You'll find someone.
00:29You'll find someone.
00:32Claire.
00:34My jacket.
00:44See, it's cool.
00:50Look, I get it's only been a week, but this moping, it's got to stop.
00:55We were together for two years, Zoe.
00:57Exactly.
00:58Forget him.
00:59This is our senior year.
01:00Literally the perfect time to just start fresh.
01:03I don't want to start fresh.
01:04I just want Jake back.
01:06Wait, wait, wait, wait.
01:07Pause.
01:08You want to get back together with him?
01:10Of course I do.
01:11Even though he cheated on you.
01:14Even though he cheated on you.
01:16Everyone makes mistakes.
01:18Oh, okay.
01:19Look, sooner or later he's going to realize how much he misses me.
01:22You know you're my best friend, right?
01:24Yeah.
01:25So seeing you like this, it honestly kills me.
01:29So if you really, really want to get back together with Jake, then I'm willing to help you.
01:37Really?
01:38Yeah.
01:39Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you.
01:40Okay, okay, okay, okay.
01:41Okay, okay, okay, okay.
01:42Okay, there's one thing you can do.
01:44Like, one thing that'll drive him crazy and just straight back into your arms.
01:47What is it?
01:48Operation Jealousy.
01:51Operation Jealousy?
01:53Yep.
01:54You gotta make him crazy jealous and then he'll be crawling on his knees begging to get back together with you.
01:59Okay, and how do I do that?
02:01Simple.
02:02You bring a hot guy to his birthday party tomorrow.
02:04I don't know.
02:06Seems kind of crazy to me.
02:08Well, you need to trust me because it's gonna work.
02:10Okay, well how am I supposed to find a new boyfriend in the next 24 hours?
02:14Babe, it's 2020.
02:16You know that anything's possible.
02:18Plus, I found this new app called BF Bundle where you can hire a fake boyfriend for the night.
02:24Wait, how do you know about this?
02:26This is about you.
02:28This is about you.
02:29So...
02:30Okay, well how does it work?
02:32Well, first we need to create your profile.
02:34And...
02:35Done.
02:36Now we just wait.
02:37Actually, hold on.
02:38I'm gonna add a bio to make you seem a little bit more...
02:43Fun.
02:44Okay, I am plenty of fun.
02:47Look at you right now.
02:49Okay, fair enough.
02:50Yeah.
02:51And...
02:52Oh, oh, whoa.
02:53You already have a match, dude.
02:54You have a match.
02:55And the reviews are raving that he is a total hottie.
02:58Oh my god, let me see.
02:59Swoon worthy.
03:00Yeah.
03:01Local athlete.
03:02He has a five star rating.
03:03Yeah, that sounds perfect for you.
03:04Wait, why aren't there any photos?
03:05Um, oh, the app says it's a privacy thing you have to commit to at least a meetup.
03:19Oh.
03:20I'll take this.
03:22Let's see.
03:23Wait, what are you doing?
03:24Uh...
03:26Done.
03:27You're meeting him today.
03:29Today?
03:30Yeah.
03:31Like, this today?
03:32This one.
03:33So...
03:34Let's get dressed.
03:35Zoe!
03:36Yeah!
03:37Zoe!
03:38Come on!
03:39Damon!
03:40Hey.
03:41I thought you were at a hockey convention all summer.
03:54No, it ended.
03:55I just got back into town.
03:57Plus, Jake wouldn't stop going on about his big birthday bash.
04:00Guess I'll see you there?
04:02Um, no.
04:03Actually, we broke up.
04:04Oh.
04:05Oh, man.
04:06I'm sorry to hear that.
04:07Thanks.
04:08I'm meeting someone, so have a good night.
04:11Yeah, you too.
04:33You know, I'm sure they'll be here any second.
04:36You don't have to wait.
04:37Thank you, though.
04:38I'm not.
04:39I'm actually...
04:40I happen to be meeting someone, too.
04:42Do you have to do it right here?
04:44It's public street, so I'm pretty sure that means we can share the sidewalk.
04:50I'm supposed to meet this girl I've been texting.
04:52Poor thing's going through a rough breakup.
04:59Drama Queen 2020?
05:00Two, three, nine.
05:01Oh, man.
05:02What?
05:03This is epic.
05:04This is a mistake.
05:05Look, forget about everything.
05:06You can even keep the money.
05:07Oh, no, no, no.
05:08You can't get away that easy.
05:09Please.
05:10Don't tell Jake about this.
05:11Okay.
05:12I won't tell him.
05:13And I'll do you one better.
05:15I'll be your fake boyfriend.
05:18What?
05:21What?
05:22That's why you're in the app, right?
05:23I just wanted to hire someone for a day to make Jake jealous.
05:27Great.
05:28I'm in.
05:29No.
05:30Look, we can't do that.
05:31He's your brother.
05:32He also happens to be a massive jerk for what he did to you.
05:34I mean, I can't believe he cheated on you.
05:37No one's going to believe that you're actually dating me.
05:41Everyone knows you don't do relationships.
05:44Maybe I'm full of surprises.
05:45No.
05:46Forget it.
05:47Look, I'll find someone else.
05:48Look, you're not going to do better than going out with Jake's older, charming, and
05:53much hotter brother.
05:54Come on.
05:55You want to make him jealous, and I want to teach him a lesson.
05:57It's a win-win.
05:58Hmm?
06:02Fine.
06:03But we follow my plan.
06:04No improvising.
06:05Yes, ma'am.
06:07So, when exactly are we going to do this?
06:10Tomorrow night.
06:11That's his birthday party.
06:13Exactly.
06:14That's his birthday party.
06:16Exactly.
06:17Well, you're definitely full of surprises.
06:22Will you please answer the question?
06:25Geez, take it easy.
06:27I hired you to be my boyfriend.
06:30Remember?
06:31You have to know how we got together in case anyone asks.
06:34Okay.
06:35Okay.
06:36Yeah.
06:37What was the question?
06:38Where did we go on our first date?
06:40Um...
06:41We had a magical night at the movies.
06:44Do people even go to the movies anymore?
06:46Yes, they do.
06:47Isn't that kind of lame?
06:49It's not lame.
06:50It's believable.
06:52No.
06:53What we need is an epic love story to blow everyone's mind.
06:58What epic love story we've been dating for like a week.
07:03Well...
07:04Haven't you ever heard of love at first sight?
07:09Haven't you ever heard of love at first sight?
07:13I've known you for two years, Damon.
07:16Fine.
07:17Love it.
07:18Second sight.
07:19Look, I just don't want this to blow up in my face because of one misstep.
07:22I'm getting Jake back.
07:24He cheated on you.
07:25It was a mistake.
07:26Besides, I put too much in this relationship just to throw it away.
07:29Wow.
07:30How romantic.
07:31Real relationships never work.
07:32That's why I'm on the app.
07:33With fake relationships, I can enjoy it all without any disappointment.
07:46How romantic.
07:48Uh, well, I gotta go.
07:51I've got hockey practice before the party tonight.
07:54Wait, we haven't even gone over my favorite hobbies yet.
07:56How about you drop the plan and just see where the night takes you?
08:00Ever heard of the risk worth taking?
08:02Ever heard of don't mess with a good thing?
08:04Look, I'll follow your lead tonight, but you need to loosen up.
08:08I mean, have some fun.
08:10When was the last time you had fun, Claire?
08:12I have plenty of fun.
08:14Yeah?
08:15Yeah, that's fun.
08:16That's almost too fun.
08:19Can't wait to see that later tonight.
08:26Nope.
08:28No more of that.
08:30Didn't realize you're an expert in makeup now.
08:33What I mean is you don't need any makeup.
08:35You already look amazing without it.
08:37You can save the theatrics for now.
08:39We're not at the party yet.
08:40No, I'm serious.
08:41You look beautiful.
08:43You always do.
08:46I guess I'm just nervous.
08:48Don't worry.
08:49I'll be by your side the whole night.
08:51I promise.
08:52You shouldn't have to work so hard for Jake anyway.
08:54I mean, you're already way out of his league.
08:57Okay, now I know you're joking.
08:59When you guys first started dating, I couldn't believe my brother's luck.
09:03I mean, you're ridiculously smart.
09:06You started in all the school plays, got every solo and chorus.
09:09You still have time for math leads.
09:13I can't believe you know all that.
09:15I always thought you just ignored me.
09:17You're my little brother's girlfriend.
09:19I had to keep my distance, but I still pay attention.
09:23You know, when you drop the whole too cool for school act,
09:26you're actually a pretty decent guy.
09:28Damon Coral.
09:29Hey, careful.
09:31I have a reputation doable.
09:33No, I'm serious.
09:34I think you might actually make a great boyfriend.
09:37I mean, when you finally decide to try with someone, of course.
09:44Claire?
09:45We're here.
09:47We're here.
10:05People are looking.
10:07Why are they looking?
10:08They're looking because you're with me.
10:10When you're with me, you actually get to have some fun for me.
10:38I'm gonna give this drinks.
10:39I'll be right back.
10:40Okay.
10:41Wow, wow, wow.
10:42It looks like things are heating up.
10:43I know, right?
10:44It's almost like Operation Jealousy might actually work.
10:45Yeah, no, I was talking about you two.
10:46What?
10:47You and the town party.
10:48No, I mean, we're just...
10:49...plattering.
10:50I'm gonna give this drinks.
10:51I'll be right back.
10:52Okay, wow, wow, wow.
10:53It looks like things are heating up.
10:54I know, right?
10:55It's almost like Operation Jealousy might actually work.
10:56Yeah, no, I was talking about you two.
10:57What?
10:58You and the town party.
10:59No, I mean, we're just, I don't know.
11:00Pretending?
11:01Pretending?
11:02Or actually having fun for once.
11:04We both look kind of cute together.
11:07Plus I haven't seen you smile this much in a long time.
11:12Oh, my God.
11:15There we go.
11:17fun for once. You know, you two kind of look cute together. Plus, I haven't seen you smile
11:22this much in a long time. Oh my god, there he is. Oh my god, there he is. See, he can't
11:30be over me. Look at his face. Oh my gosh, is that Chelsea? So much for girl code, and
11:38I thought she was your friend. He said he'd only give his jacket to his one
11:47special girl.
11:55It's time to AF this party up! Did someone say never have ever? Let's play. I don't
12:05think that's a good idea. Come on, it'll be fun.
12:17Zoe, why don't you go first? Okay. Um, never have I ever fantasized about a teacher.
12:28Ooh, cute. Now let's see. Never have I ever been pathetic enough to crash Max's birthday party.
12:37Ooh, cute. Now let's see. Never have I ever been pathetic enough to crash Max's birthday party.
12:49Ooh, okay.
12:51Never have I ever been some loser's side chick.
12:55Never have I ever been desperate enough to swoop in on someone's ex.
12:58Never have I ever cheated on someone completely out of my league.
13:02Never have I ever slept with basically every girl in this room.
13:05Ooh!
13:06Face it, Claire. You'll never be more than just another number to him.
13:14Claire. Claire.
13:19Seriously, Claire? You're gonna show up to my party just to start drama?
13:26No, I didn't do anything. It was Chelsea.
13:28Don't blame Chelsea. You're just jealous.
13:33You know what? You two deserve each other.
13:38Hey, dude, are you okay? Because that game was brutal. And where did Damon run off to?
13:45I don't know. He said he was gonna be by my side the entire night and I thought we were...
13:51Doesn't even matter anymore.
13:53Is Claire Sanders actually breaking protocol?
13:57No matter how hard I plan or how carefully I try to put my life into this perfect little box,
14:03it all comes crashing down around me.
14:04And now the one guy I might actually have real feelings for is off God knows where,
14:09probably setting up a new date with a girl in that stupid app.
14:14So yeah, I'm done planning.
14:17Plans can suck it.
14:27Hey, sorry I ran out like that.
14:33I left my phone in the car and I had to grab it to get on the app.
14:35Of course.
14:36What? Wait, wait, wait. Where are you going?
14:39Home. And don't worry, I'll still write a good review for you. I wouldn't want you to miss out on any more epic dates.
14:45Hey, talk to me.
14:47You just left me in there.
14:50I know. I'm sorry. I wasn't thinking.
14:52I don't care anymore, Damon.
14:54Look, you were right. Jake's an ass.
14:56So, the plan, this, it's over.
15:01What if I don't want it to be over?
15:04What if I don't want it to be over?
15:06You could have your pick of any girl out there.
15:09So, why don't you just get on the app and find someone else?
15:11Yeah, I got on the app because I wanted to delete it.
15:14What?
15:16I deactivated my account.
15:18Why would you do that? Look, I know I'm just another number.
15:21You're not just another number, okay? You never were.
15:25I don't want a fake date with you anymore.
15:29All right. I want a real one.
15:36I thought you said that real relationships never work.
15:41Well, maybe I realize that you're the risk worth taking.
15:59Come on. Slap shot 239. Pick me home.
16:14Are you sure I'm doing this right?
16:19Yeah. Just make sure these two dots match.
16:22They'll make that side a little bit bigger.
16:24Okay. I'm trusting the process.
16:27I'm just glad we get to go stag together.
16:29You never got a date, right?
16:31No date. But Thamen's really not coming?
16:34I bought him a ticket in case he changed his mind, but he won't budge.
16:37Well, that's his loss because you are about to be the best homecoming queen that we have ever seen.
16:44No way. I don't even know how I got nominated.
16:47And, of course, Jake is on the ballot because he's the only reason why our soccer team wins.
16:51I feel like the only reason I'm on there is because people want to see what Chelsea will do if I win.
16:56Knowing her, she'll probably dump a bucket of pig's blood on my head.
16:59At least she's vegan, so you know it'll be synthetic.
17:02Maybe Jake, like, campaigned for you guys to reignite something.
17:07Because I heard rumblings that him and Chelsea aren't doing too hot right now.
17:11Ooh. Trouble in cheater's paradise. Shocker.
17:15Why did you even hear that, anyway?
17:17I don't even remember. You know, gossip travels. That looks pretty good.
17:24But it could also be your newfound popularity from dating Daemon.
17:28It hasn't exactly gone unnoticed that you get picked up on a motorcycle every single day.
17:33Yes, Daemon. My knight in shining armor who can't even be bothered to take his girlfriend to her school dance.
17:42I mean, at least he's hot.
17:45So hot.
17:48It's so weird that Joey didn't ask you to be his date.
17:51Um, not that weird. We haven't talked in a while.
17:54Why? I thought you were starting to dig him.
17:56As soon as I figured out that our names couldn't have one of those cool celebrity abbreviations, it was over before it began.
18:01Jay-Zoey.
18:03Jay-Zoey. Absolutely not.
18:06Well, more Zoe for me. Nothing's gonna keep us apart.
18:12Oh, it's Daemon!
18:15Oh, it's Daemon!
18:17Or should I say Claremont?
18:19Can I call you back to finish this?
18:21Yeah, you can, Claremont. But you better, cause we need to finish this look.
18:25Okay. Bye!
18:27Hey, beautiful. What's up with your eyes?
18:31It's not finished yet.
18:33You look like Amy Winehouse on a Tuesday morning.
18:36Zoe is giving me a tutorial for the dance tonight.
18:38Ah, yes. I almost forgot who I was speaking with. My sincerest apologies. Your royalness.
18:45I know how you can make it up to me.
18:48Nope.
18:49Come on, you're seriously gonna let me do this alone?
18:52You're not gonna be alone. I thought you were wrong with Zoe.
18:55Plus, if you listen very carefully, I bet you can hear Jay-
18:59Yep, there's Jay, bouncing off the walls. Dude is pumped.
19:03Yeah, because dances are super fun and even more fun if you have a date like he does.
19:08Yeah, for now.
19:09What do you mean?
19:10Chelsea's been soft ghosting him. I don't think she's that excited about the dance.
19:15Why could that be? Because yours truly got nominated and she didn't?
19:21Oh yeah, I'm sure that's it.
19:23I bet that is it.
19:25She's gonna be so pissed if I win queen for the night.
19:29She's gonna be so pissed if I win queen for the night.
19:33And then, you know, for the rest of the school year because I would have to play in prom
19:38and then the homecoming queen normally becomes the prom queen and then-
19:41I seriously doubt she's thinking about this a quarter as much as you are.
19:44How could you not be?
19:48Because nobody cares about this king and queen stuff as much as you and Jake. It's lame.
19:52Easy for you to say. You got nominated all four years and didn't even show up.
19:56I get that this seems like a big deal to you now, but I promise when you get out of high school you'll realize none of this stuff matters.
20:02Wow! And, uh, you think Chelsea has already reached this higher consciousness?
20:10No, I'm not talking about her.
20:11You know, come to think of it, if you both are so mature, maybe you should skip the dance together and get a cheese board and, you know, talk about all the super important adult stuff that actually matters.
20:22Oh, look! Someone my age is calling.
20:26I didn't mean- Claire!
20:28Bye!
20:36I need to fix this.
20:38Hey, Jake.
20:40Claire! Hey! Um, thanks for picking up.
20:44Whoa. Did Zoe do this to you?
20:48It's a work in progress. What's up?
20:50Cool. Um, I just wanted to call you and touch base and just, you know, make sure that things don't get awkward tonight.
21:02You mean if we win?
21:04Uh, we're gonna win.
21:06Is Chelsea gonna be upset if, when, we win?
21:12If, um, if she looks up from her phone long enough to notice, maybe.
21:16Aw, texting someone else?
21:18It'd be a shame if she were in, like, a secret relationship. That would suck.
21:22Look, Claire, I know that I can never apologize enough for what I did, but I really am sorry.
21:31I didn't mean to hurt you, and if I could take it back, I would.
21:37It's fine. It's fine. Just, at least she'll be there. Damon won't even come.
21:45Yeah, I never really understood his thing with dances. I mean, like, we always had a great time.
21:50I know. It's a chance to get, like, dressed up and have fun and make grand romantic gestures.
21:56Grand romantic gestures.
21:57Jinx!
21:59Don't tell anyone that I just said that.
22:02Whoa. Is that the dress that you've been saving since freshman year?
22:07Yeah. I can't believe I'll finally be able to wear it.
22:12And I can't believe this will be our first high school dance where we aren't going together.
22:19Yeah. You neither.
22:22I hope we win so we at least get one dance together.
22:30Well, how about either way we make it happen. One dance before the night's over.
22:35Deal.
22:37As long as you promise not to step on my dress like you did junior year.
22:40That was sophomore year.
22:41It was both.
22:43Fine. As long as you promise not to bust out your grandma moves.
22:50What? You mean, this one?
22:53Oh, God. My eyes! Stop it! My eyes!
22:56What, like, you can do better?
23:01Oh, come on. Anyone can do better than whatever that was.
23:06Let's see. By all means.
23:08Oh, uh, sorry. Chelsea's calling me. I should get it. I'll see you later?
23:30Yeah, yeah. See ya.
23:33Hello? Hello? Just trying to show you what you're missing.
23:55Wow. You look incredible.
23:58Thanks. Are you- are you going somewhere?
24:02Yeah, there's a cheese board with my name on it I need to get to.
24:05Look, I'm sorry about before.
24:09I know it's just a stupid dance, but it's my last homecoming, and...
24:13I don't know. I really wanted you to be there.
24:15Yeah, I'm sorry too. I- I should've known how important it was to you.
24:19It's okay.
24:20God, how do you- how do you do this?
24:23You're getting pretty dressed up to eat a cheese board with your brother's girlfriend.
24:27If you think I'm gonna let my brother have all the fun, you're crazy.
24:31Is this gonna match your dress?
24:34You're coming?
24:36And you got me a corsage?
24:38Is it against the rule to bring your own crowns?
24:40I just want to make sure people know who the true king and queen are.
24:43My grandmother made you just here.
24:45Wait, what?
24:46Nothing. Nothing.
24:48I'm just talking to myself.
24:50Okay, well how about a little less chit-chat and a little more boogie.
24:53Come on, Claire, we got a homecoming to get to.
24:55And I, for one, am wearing my dancing shoes.
24:59Okay.
25:00Okay.
25:01This part always gets me.
25:20Yes!
25:21Yes!
25:22Yes!
25:23It is.
25:24It's so sad.
25:25Are you watching hockey right now?
25:27What?
25:28No.
25:29No, I mean I'm- I'm not NOT watching hockey.
25:33Come on, babe.
25:34Tell me some slack.
25:35It's my birthday tomorrow and these are two of my favorite teams.
25:37This is a classic, Damon.
25:39Anybody who's anybody has seen this.
25:41Classics just code for old.
25:43I don't know why I bother trying to culture you.
25:46Anyway, what's the plans for tomorrow, birthday boy?
25:50Well, since I've been away for two weeks, I was thinking I could kiss your face for the first half of the day and then, you know, we got to party later.
25:58Um...
25:59Crap.
26:00Crap.
26:01Crap.
26:03Um...
26:04Nico...
26:05Guitar...
26:06Flames is calling?
26:07Who's that?
26:08I-I completely forgot.
26:10I have a...
26:11A lesson.
26:12Val.
26:13Is this why you've gotten so into the guitar lane?
26:18Hey, my favorite student.
26:20And my favorite student's...
26:22Friend?
26:23We-we were just watching The Long Way.
26:26And-and we lost track of time.
26:27Oh, yes!
26:28I see you took my recommendation.
26:31Such a classic.
26:34Boyfriend.
26:36What?
26:37I'm not her friend.
26:38I'm her boyfriend.
26:39Oh, lucky guy.
26:40Who-who was just...
26:42Leaving.
26:43Bye, demon!
26:44I mean, I can stay.
26:45I'd love to see what you two have been working so hard on lately.
26:48But no!
26:49I-I mean...
26:50No!
26:51No!
26:52No!
26:53She's right.
26:54Music is so personal.
26:55So intimate.
26:56Something to be shared between two.
26:57Or three.
26:58Oh, no.
26:59Almost never three.
27:00Young love.
27:01Such a beautiful thing.
27:02Love?
27:03Who said...
27:04I-I don't...
27:05We...
27:06I...
27:07We don't...
27:08Um...
27:09Have you ever been in love?
27:10Of course.
27:11Yeah, I've been in love a bunch of times.
27:12I mean, not a bunch of times.
27:13The normal amount of times.
27:14There's just a lot of pressure on when to say it.
27:16You know?
27:17There's just...
27:18There's a lot of stress and then you don't know who should say it first or when you should
27:22say it or if they'll ever say it back.
27:24And...
27:25Maybe I can help you find a way to say it.
27:26Should we begin?
27:27Should we begin?
27:28Should we begin?
27:29Yeah.
27:30Yeah.
27:31Yeah.
27:32Yeah.
27:33Yeah.
27:34Yeah.
27:35Demon?
27:36Hey, Zoe?
27:37What's up?
27:38How are you doing?
27:39I'm good.
27:40Yeah.
27:41I'm good.
27:42It's a bit too late.
27:43Yeah, I'm good.
27:44Come on.
27:45Maybe they have a question.
27:46I'm good...
27:47You should check when you should say it or if...
27:48They'll...
27:49Ever say it back, and...
27:50Maybe I can help you find a way to say it.
27:51Should we begin?
27:52Should we begin?
27:53Should we begin?
27:54Should we begin?
27:55Yeah.
27:56Yeah.
27:58Damon?
27:59Hey, Zoe, what's up?
28:01How are you doing?
28:02I'm good.
28:03that's awesome i'm i'm also good you know i've been away at training camp for a couple weeks
28:11coming home tomorrow so here's a funny little question for you clear's guitar teacher
28:21nico yeah he's not even that good looking like at all oh no he's a solid 9.5 and then
28:29him playing guitar takes him to about a 12. i think it's it's weird you know we she's doubled
28:36her lessons while i've been away and we're watching movies they both like wouldn't you
28:41feel a little bit weird about your girlfriend hanging out with some guitar player multiple
28:44times a week i thought you said he wasn't good looking zoe okay i wouldn't feel great about it
28:52but i'd be confident in my relationship i would know that she really wants to be with me
28:58and not him i just don't get it i mean she's being so secretive about it i haven't even heard her play
29:04anything yeah damon i don't know don't you have any guy friends to call about this who am i going to
29:11talk to zoe guys don't talk about stuff if only you knew somebody that dated claire and knew her
29:16really really well jake yeah is that weird i mean it can't be weirder than you calling me about this
29:23yeah okay you're right you're good friends though claire's lucky to have you on her side don't stress
29:30i'm sure there's absolutely nothing to worry about plus isn't it your birthday tomorrow look at some
29:35that yeah thanks y'all i'll see you tomorrow
29:39hey birthday boy not until tomorrow where's jake he's in the shower he just got back
29:54from practice and he's disgusting i was totally going to wish you a happy birthday but i didn't
30:00have your number yeah let's keep it that way so what's on the agenda what time am i picking you up
30:05tonight kidding obviously does perfect claire have a perfect little date planned other than running
30:12off the guitar teacher probably not oh that's right she starts dying with nico wait you know nico
30:19yeah i set them up he's amazing so so talented so so talented what do you mean you set them up well
30:28she was saying a few weeks ago at the house that she's been wanting to learn so yeah i don't know i
30:33suggested nico oh great so this is your fault thanks a lot where was i sitting right next to her
30:38not listening per usual that's not that's not true i listen whatever anyway out of the kindness of
30:48my generous heart i suggested nico every girl should have a few lessons with him he teaches you so much
30:56i wouldn't expect your smashed hockey brain to understand what exactly wouldn't i understand
31:00what exactly wouldn't i understand music art culture languages you're not like afraid she's
31:09gonna ditch you for a guy she can actually have a conversation with are you but we have conversations
31:15chelsea is jake out of the shower yet oh yeah about what huh hockey and then hockey oh of course right
31:22there's always hockey seriously though damon hockey is like your one true love and it's kind of boring
31:28i love other things like what like claire and i don't want her running off with some guitar playing
31:37art culture looking snob all right look i'm not saying i'm an expert on all things claire but
31:46dating brothers has forced us to hang out with each other more than either of us would have liked and
31:50she's actually kind of interesting so maybe you should at least pretend to care about some of the things she likes
31:59yeah it's actually not terrible advice
32:04considered my birthday gift to you gee thanks a lot so what are you still doing here go before
32:11she hires nico to be your boyfriend at your party tomorrow bye so what are you still doing here go
32:19before she hires nico to be your boyfriend at your party tomorrow bye yeah yeah okay whatever thanks bye
32:26hey i i was just gonna call you you're all dressed up demon um i've been wanting to tell you how i feel
32:48and and i i i this was going to be a birthday surprise but i just i didn't think i could wait
33:10you're the cream in my coffee you're the apple of my eye you make me wanna laugh when i think i'm gonna
33:18cry like you're the one so there's one thing i must do i have to say i love you
33:34i love you too moment stealer i'm sorry but i needed you to know it i love you so much claire
33:43and i'm sorry that i got weird earlier but i talked to zoe and you talked to zoe yeah and
33:48she told me not to worry and she told me that she always has your back which i love
33:54hello and i talked to chelsea ew why didn't you talk to chelsea i don't know she sucks but
34:00she did say one thing that wasn't terrible i want to make more of an effort to share your interests
34:05claire i want to watch whatever you want to watch and talk about musicals even the old ones i don't
34:11care just no subtitles deal deal okay babe yeah do you think i could finish my song i i worked really
34:23hard on it yes please
34:30blue white baby as bright as the sky hit it in the clouds and then we thought so high
34:37because i think you're the one so there's one thing i must do
34:44i have to say i love you
34:49did you change your pillowcases no claire do not leave them there that looks like trash
35:02do you have time to do a load of laundry not really but yeah did you get the champagne yes
35:11chocolates rose petals massage oils scented candles all of that
35:16claire i'm i'm playing with you i literally don't understand why you're freaking out right now
35:21one damon's been in your room and two you're not a virgin i'm a virgin to sleeping with brothers true
35:28that's awkward is there a term for that sleeping with brothers
35:37please do not ever google that ever you're not helping so look this is a big night
35:45tonight tonight that's it what do you mean this is it like me and damon there's no going back going
35:52back to what to jake have you guys been talking or something no not talking just i don't know we
36:01dated for so long it it feels like a betrayal you know and plus i know chelsea broke up with him so
36:08i know he's not in a good place about time she dragged that on long enough what's that's the
36:15nothing claire i don't think you sleeping with your boyfriend is a betrayal you're good you think
36:20they'll talk about it oh my god what if they compare notes oh god that's so awkward i think
36:26the only one that gets to do the comparing is you plus damon is going to be 10 times better than
36:32jake think about all that experience why would you say that so i didn't even think of it like that
36:38he's been with so many girls what if he thinks i don't know what i'm doing god thanks a lot it's just
36:47what i needed that's literally not what i meant at all
36:51oh thanks damon wish me luck bye
37:01hey
37:01you are definitely running late but since you are shirtless and you probably smell good i'll let
37:15it slide hey uh so i got some news bad news no just uh do you remember natasha
37:27natasha your super hot ex who ran away to like live off the land in japan ride her bicycle
37:35across thailand but yeah great so you remember she's back oh so it's horrible news i know we're
37:42supposed to hang tonight do you mind if i rain check do i mind if you bail to run off with a
37:48literal model who also happens to be your ex-girlfriend let me think about that i know it's a little
37:54bit weird but i promise she just wants to stop by show me some pictures and she's leaving again in like
37:59a week wait wait she's coming over to your place why can't you just insta stalk her like any normal ex
38:05boyfriend actually uh do not she is the literal girl version of you that's exactly why we didn't work
38:14trust me it's strictly a friend hey i don't know i know who you guys were when you were together
38:19you couldn't keep your hands off each other yeah now i can't keep my hands off you i'm being serious
38:25we both have exes claire come on don't forget i've watched you date my brother for two years
38:30don't forget i've watched you date my brother for two years okay i don't want to fight i just i really
38:36wanted to spend time with you tonight i was hoping this could be our special she's here i gotta go love you
38:44i know i said i wanted updates but definitely did not mean in real time haha funny you know
39:03what else is funny damon running off with his ex-girlfriend wow which one please don't say natasha
39:10didn't she move to the philippines thailand in just for the year sadly damon finally moving on
39:21must have triggered her spidey sense and now she's returned to ruin my perfect night claire she's an
39:26influencer not a comic book villain same difference okay natasha's back but that doesn't have to mean
39:32anything was damon acting excited or weird he showered okay he's pretty he does that anything else
39:44i trust damon i don't trust her
39:48she just posted a story i i can't look at it she'll know she has 80 000 followers she's not gonna see your
39:55name i can't look zoe you look what is it are they are they kissing are they back together okay
40:05maybe you should look at it so you can stop freaking out
40:14why would you have me look at that
40:16this is it you're gonna get married have two and a half kids and have a yurt in iceland
40:25you know i did hear that reykjavik is really beautiful in springtime actually
40:31again with the not helping but this was supposed to be our biggest night of our lives i'm allowed to
40:36be disappointed but you're being insane damon loves you he's not getting back together with natasha
40:42did you see the photo he is supposed to be drinking and snuggling with me not her they're not
40:49snuggling and to be fair you didn't tell him about this perfect night so you can't be mad at him for
40:54not being a mind reader you didn't tell him about this perfect night so you can't be mad at him for
40:59not being a mind reader what's going on why are you taking my side on this nothing's wrong with me i'm
41:06just saying that like whatever i gotta go don't trip i'm sure it'll be fine
41:26hi are you calling from reykjavik what nothing where are you thought you were hanging out with
41:33natasha uh yeah i was but you know there's only so many pictures of thailand a person can take
41:38what happened nothing what nothing nothing nothing or something nothing you were right
41:46that was a bad idea it was stupid for me to think we could just hang his friends
41:50she hasn't changed at all i mean she invited me to go to bali with her and she tried to kiss me
41:56wait you kissed no no she tried look i'm really sorry claire i shouldn't have put myself in that
42:02position did you want to kiss her no way are you kidding you're the only person i want to kiss like
42:09ever why don't you say that to my face why don't you let me up i'm outside you're here wait are you
42:18sure i only have 700 followers please you know she bought all those followers right what 100 but do i see
42:28some black silk under there i'm much more interested in that come on let me up
42:39keep going now target zone for the tree punches right for the front of the face palms are down
42:43elbows are tight there we go now we're gonna demons texted me i love you three times this morning who
42:51need to get some mushy after sex that's awesome and he took me out for breakfast did i say that
42:58already like four times oh well now i guess i said it five anyway could you hear that natasha pays for
43:05her followers how embarrassing and sad is that two uppercuts let's go uppercuts target zone where is it
43:13underneath the chin elbow tight to the body now wow that's actually the first question you've asked me
43:20in months whoa are you mad at me not mad i'm just tired well we can pause it i mean no claire i'm tired
43:30of this one-sided friendship dance that we've been doing since you started dating damon i don't know
43:35what you're talking about you realize that we were supposed to go to homecoming together right and then
43:39damon came and the only time you call me is to ask or talk about damon and now damon's calling me to
43:45talk about you and i am tired of it we're supposed to be best friends right i am your best friend
43:51no i'm your best friend and you've been asleep at the wheel i am your best friend no i'm your best
43:58friend and you've been asleep at the wheel well i'm sorry i'm talking a little too much about my
44:02boyfriend but i don't think it's fair to say that i've been a bad friend i mean well i think a good
44:07friend would notice that their best friend has been going through something huge the past few months
44:12months oh my god what zoe are you okay yeah i'm actually great i've been seeing someone and
44:21it's getting pretty serious but it's been exhausting not being able to just talk to you about it you can
44:27talk to me about anything this is so exciting who is it it's not important what do you mean it's not
44:33important i want to know who stole my bestie's heart come on she didn't steal anything it just kind of
44:40happened i didn't think we'd get along so well but she's just perfect okay so we've established it's
44:50a girl i mean that shrinks the pool a little but you still haven't given me a good enough hint
44:56okay maybe she's not perfect and it's just like the honeymoon phase talking i don't know i don't know
45:02what we are it's like we're dating but we haven't put a label on it yet i guess it's just like a little
45:10bit more complicated for chelsea what does chelsea have to do with this because i'm the first girl
45:17she's ever been with i guess it's just like a little bit more complicated for chelsea
45:22what does chelsea have to do with this because i'm the first girl she's ever been with hold on
45:31you're dating chelsea like like ruined my life chelsea are you kidding we hate chelsea you know
45:40she broke up with jake and he's like devastated right okay but we don't care about jake we care
45:45about me right so you're the other woman now that's not fair especially because she wasn't even that into
45:51him i'm sorry what she weaseled into our two-year relationship because she wasn't that into him
45:58claire why are you so wrapped up in that aren't you in heaven with damon because i haven't heard
46:03you shut up about him in the last three months oh well i'm sorry i didn't shut up long enough to hear
46:08of your disastrous plan to date the she devil herself i would have talked you out of it you don't even
46:14know her claire seems like i don't know either of you and whose fault is that listen i can tell you
46:21exactly what damon had for breakfast but as soon as i share an important detail of my love life for
46:26once you get up on your high horse and you rain judgment on everyone below you i'm over it
46:32well that went well uh oh how bad if a dumpster fire filled with fuzzy puppies was a tin then that
46:50was a 14.7 gross i'm sorry babe i know it couldn't happen easy but at least claire stopped talking long
46:59enough for you to tell her that feels like a small win i guess i don't know it's it's hard because i
47:05don't even know what i'm supposed to be telling her like i didn't say that you were my girlfriend
47:09because you and jake just broke up and i totally respect that i think after last night it's pretty
47:16safe to say you're my girlfriend zoe cool cool chelsea i really like you and i haven't been this happy
47:26with someone in a long time i just wish that claire could get her head out of her butt for five
47:32seconds to be excited for me whatever i don't need her i have you as much as i'd love to have claire
47:42out of my life forever you guys have way too much history to throw it away but that dumpster fire i
47:47was talking about yeah it's active babe i'm serious you guys have been friends forever and i'm sure
47:53you've taken your turns over the years being the needy one babe i'm serious you guys have been
47:59friends forever and i'm sure you've taken your turns over the years being the needy one
48:03yeah well her 90 days have expired they're done i'm over it i've never known you to be the type to
48:10not say what's on your mind but for some reason with claire you just bottle it up and it's like
48:16it's like you forgot how to stand up for yourself well she dominates every single conversation with me
48:21and daemon did this and me and daemon did that so you're telling me you haven't had a single
48:26chance to tell her about us or about how you were feeling or you may be holding back because you
48:31knew how she'd respond maybe claire's the one who needs to apologize but she's not the only one in the
48:40wrong why do you have to be so perfect bad habit all right let me figure this out okay call me back bye
48:57hey what's going on chelsea did i open a curse box was i a serial killer in a past life
49:03what horrible karma am i do that chelsea exists to date everyone i love she hasn't dated me i will
49:10literally murder she hasn't dated me i will literally murder sounds like you'll be a serial killer in
49:16this life too why aren't you more bothered by this don't you feel bad for jake no do you
49:23no look she has just weaseled her way through our entire friend group and i'm sick of it i thought you
49:28guys were becoming buds didn't she set you up with miko oh yeah another way how she's ruined our lives
49:35why can't she just stay in her lane
49:39what nothing i just i hope you weren't like this with zoe i think it's cool zoe's never really had
49:46a relationship stick has she so maybe the fact that she's bringing this up to you could be something
49:52serious why'd she wait so long to tell me then maybe because she knew you're gonna act like you did
49:59okay so you think i'm the jerk no no i just i think it's maybe it's your turn to be the best
50:06friend yeah the best friend to someone who's just screamed at me zoe's literally never screamed at
50:11anyone she's the chillest person i know i'm sorry to say it babe you know i'm on your side but if she's
50:17this upset i was wrong you're still very cute though and i bet you're even cuter when you apologize
50:25not that i've ever seen it but i'm sure we'll get there one day don't hold your breath
50:33okay i am going to give her the best best friend apology she's ever had you got this i'm proud of
50:41how are you and thanks for loving me even though i'm a teeny tiny bit difficult of course you got this
50:54pick up please pick up
51:00never have i ever been the biggest jerk in the history of the world
51:03i was gonna say been so selfish to someone who's always been there for me but yours works too
51:11i messed up you messed up big time i know i i freaked i'm just i'm so tired of hearing chelsea's name
51:21but that doesn't matter because this isn't about me well you're gonna be hearing it a lot more
51:28seriously claire i've never felt this way about anybody before i think she might be
51:37my person if you're happy i'm happy truly look i love you so you're my best friend and i'm yours and
51:49you are not allowed to replace me you're my best friend and i'm yours and you are not allowed to
51:55replace me you know there's an app for that best friend for hire yeah but unfortunately they don't
52:02seem to have anybody as good as you i checked
52:10i'm sorry too i should have told you way sooner it's just i was afraid that you were gonna freak
52:15out which you did and i know chelsea's probably the worst person for this to happen with but
52:21if you guys just gave each other a chance i'm sure you would get along wait chelsea doesn't like me
52:32but if you like her i guess she can't be all that bad
52:39now spill the deeds you have dirt to catch me up on well let's just say last night wasn't just
52:45you're special night
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