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Hal & Harper Season 1 Episode 5 - Full
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00:00What if I, like, sleep under a bed?
00:13No ballads up away.
00:31What if I, like, sleep under a bed?
00:50Yeah, we met last time.
01:03Yes, yeah.
01:20I don't want to go, yeah.
01:40I don't want to come, yeah.
01:45I don't want to chill.
01:49I think I know you well too.
01:59I don't want to go, yeah.
02:03I don't want to go, yeah.
02:06I don't want to go, yeah.
02:11I don't want to go, yeah.
02:15I don't want to go, yeah.
02:17I don't want to go, yeah.
02:19I don't want to go, yeah.
02:21I don't want to go, yeah.
02:23I don't want to go, yeah.
02:25I don't want to go, yeah.
02:27I don't want to go, yeah.
02:29I don't want to go, yeah.
02:31I don't want to go, yeah.
02:33I don't want to go, yeah.
02:35I don't want to go, yeah.
02:37I don't want to go, yeah.
02:39No! Stop! No!
03:09I don't wanna go yet
03:30I don't wanna come yet
03:34I don't wanna trust
03:39I think I know you best
04:04Is it bad that I can't even remember what I was last year?
04:15Seriously?
04:21We were Top Gun
04:23You were Goose
04:25Remember how aggressive you were about everyone calling you Goose?
04:29Yeah, because I was Goose's son
04:31Bitch, you just called me Goose too
04:33I did
04:34I was Miles Teller
04:35I had the mustache, you had the aviators
04:38You were Glenn Powell in the situation
04:40I liked you in a mustache
04:41You looked really hot in aviators
04:43Everyone looks hot in aviators
04:44No, no, this was the first time aviators made me
04:48Like, actively so horny
04:53Do I still make you horny?
04:58Try me
05:18I was thinking about
05:22Freshman year
05:23Halloween
05:27I was thinking about sophomore year Halloween
05:30When we dressed up as Carrie and Lowell
05:35Why did we do that?
05:37I don't know
05:42What?
05:43What?
05:44What happened?
05:45Nothing
05:49Nothing
05:53Is it open?
05:54Yeah
05:57Oh my god
05:58Oh, what's up?
05:59Hi
06:00It's a baby on the loose
06:01Hi
06:02Hey, she's with me
06:03I really want to pick her up, but I don't want to scare you
06:05Yeah, you can pick her up
06:06It's way past our bedtime
06:07All conventions are out the window
06:09Oh, yeah, she wants to follow me
06:10She just started walking so I can't put her in her stroller anymore
06:12She just cried and cried and cried
06:13Look at that
06:14What?
06:15What?
06:16Look at that
06:17That's a little scary
06:18Do we know each other?
06:19Yes, Herbert's brother
06:20Oh my god
06:21Yeah
06:23This is Abby
06:24This is Audrey
06:25She works with my sister
06:26Hi
06:27Nice to meet you
06:28Nice to meet you
06:29I don't know these cuties though
06:30Oh, yeah, these cuties
06:31This is Nathan and Ruby
06:33Hi, Ruby and Nathan
06:35Hi, sweeties
06:36I got five stitches on my hand
06:38What?
06:39How'd that happen?
06:40I slid it on a wall
06:41You slid it on a wall?
06:42Dude
06:44We're brothers
06:45Slid it on a wall too
06:48What?
06:49You guys are boo-boo brothers
06:50How cool is that?
06:52Hey, do you want to ask them to help you pick out a costume?
06:55Will you help me pick my costume?
06:57Yeah, homie
06:58Duh
07:00Thank you for pushing that
07:01Yeah
07:02Of course
07:07What are you...
07:08What are you doing here?
07:09Have you been here?
07:10I was just here, I left my card in the thing because I'm so out of...
07:13What are you doing here?
07:14We all five came together
07:17Hi, hi
07:18Oh my god, this is Abby
07:19You haven't met Abby?
07:20Hi, nice to meet you
07:21I haven't met your cuties yet
07:22I know
07:23And this is kind of an unfortunate time to meet them because they're so, so tired
07:26Are you friends with my mommy?
07:27Yes, I am
07:28I work with your mom
07:29And she tells me all the time about Nathan
07:33My name is Nathan?
07:34Yeah?
07:35She talks about you all the time, she loves you so much
07:38Do you work with my mommy?
07:39I do
07:40Yes, baby, when mommy goes to the office, Harper's there
07:43Do you have to go home?
07:44Do you need help with your stuff to your car?
07:47No, no, no, you go
07:48Are you sure you don't need help?
07:49Yes
07:50Okay
07:51I'm happy you got to meet them
07:52Me too
07:56God, that took forever
07:58Yeah, sorry
07:59Hal was in there
08:00You can go
08:01Hal was inside?
08:02Yeah, it was weird with that girl, Abby
08:04Do you want to, like, see him?
08:05No, I saw him earlier, it's fine
08:14So what are you guys doing for Halloween?
08:31We are getting candy in the morning
08:36And other than that, I don't know
08:39Your last one
08:41Your last one
08:44What?
08:48You know, last Halloween without your little
08:50Oh, right, yeah
08:51Yes, I guess
08:53He's over his last 13
08:55From the floor, going back to Monday
08:57Dodge it
09:11Touching
09:16No
09:17Just
09:20Ok
09:21Okay
09:30I got the
09:34Now
09:37See that
09:38I got the
09:39Did you fart?
09:50Hmm?
09:54Did you poop or did you fart?
09:56What? Go back to bed.
10:09Did you go to the couch to watch porn?
10:30Stop it. Shut up. Did you hear that?
10:33Did I hear two girls scissoring and screaming at where I am?
10:37Yeah. I went to click on something and then it started playing full volume.
10:42So I just shut it off. I couldn't sleep.
10:45I'm sorry you couldn't sleep.
10:47It's okay.
10:52I found your cigarettes.
10:55In my backpack.
10:57Are you smoking again? Stop that.
11:02Okay.
11:04Want me to make you a sleepy?
11:07In my pockets.
11:09I went to...
11:10I haven't any time.
11:18Oh forever.
11:24I can't read theaments or even if I say something not.
11:27You're still able to write and laugh
11:31Hey you feel like I was listening.
11:32I've been feelingvert.
11:34I love you.
11:34You eat myself.
11:35Do I remember you giving me Advil in the middle of the night?
12:03I woke up with a murderous headache. Though I took some and then I forced you to take some.
12:07Thank God. Thank you.
12:11Hey, I don't want to see anybody else.
12:15Like, I want to be exclusive or whatever.
12:21I'm sorry, we can have this conversation when you're more awake. I just, I was thinking.
12:24No, I'm awake. I'm just like, well, yeah.
12:28Well, yeah, what?
12:29Well, yeah, we've been exclusive.
12:34Well, no, actually.
12:39Well, you've hooked up with somebody?
12:43I mean, I, I haven't, like, had sex with anybody else, but, I mean, I think I've kissed somebody.
12:52You, you think? Like, you, like, what do you mean? Like, somebody drugged you and you think they could have kissed you?
12:58What does that mean? Why are you saying think?
12:59Lower your voice.
13:00You actually kissed somebody?
13:01Since when?
13:03You're really asking since when?
13:05We never had this conversation.
13:06Okay, yeah, but, like, you kissed somebody?
13:09Yes. Yeah.
13:11When? How? I, like, I'm always with you. When, like, are you kissing someone during lunch?
13:17No, it wasn't a lunch kiss.
13:19This isn't fucking funny.
13:21Okay, never mind. Let's just forget I ever said anything.
13:24Yeah, let's forget you said anything.
13:26Okay, good. Yeah, leave. That's a great idea.
13:28Fuck you, Abby.
13:30Nice. Leave.
13:31I was trying to remember what I was like before I met you.
13:43I remember I was about to drop out, and I remember I saw your face.
13:50And we just dove in, and everything got so much better.
13:56Like, I was in the middle of a self-crisis, but you loved me.
13:59Okay.
14:01But I just never dealt with myself. I never figured out.
14:08And I think it's okay that we weren't fully formed individuals when we met.
14:15You can figure out who you are, and we don't have to break up because of it.
14:21I think we just have to try.
14:24I really want to try.
14:27And I want you to want to try.
14:31You can do a little sprinkle of cheese in there.
14:40Do you want to go in?
14:53Do you?
14:58Fresh baby.
14:59Holy cow, that is a tiny one.
15:01This is nice.
15:21This is nice.
15:21I love this backyard so much.
15:38My mom's brother texted and said that he could talk right now, so I feel like I should.
15:45Okay.
15:45Okay.
15:47Okay?
15:48Okay.
15:52Okay.
15:54I hope the call comes home.
15:54No, I've never been.
16:21I live, yeah, in LA right now.
16:48No, I want to...
16:55Guys, what are we doing?
17:09It's Halloween.
17:10Scary movie.
17:11Put candy outside for the kids.
17:14It's our last college Halloween.
17:15We have to go out.
17:16Freshman year Halloween is plenty.
17:17Freshman year Halloween is plenty.
17:19Do you guys have costumes?
17:20No, sorry.
17:21We're not seven years old and have costumes just like waiting around.
17:25Oh, I wasn't talking to you, nerd.
17:26I don't got a costume.
17:27I could dig something up.
17:29I really need you to.
17:29I need to go out.
17:30Then go out.
17:32What's your damage?
17:33No damage.
17:33I'm chilling.
17:34I'm watching a movie.
17:35Did I miss fantasy football again last week?
17:36I mean, yeah, you did, but I don't fucking care.
17:38Seems like you really care.
17:39I actually really don't.
17:40I just don't want to dress up like a bitch.
17:53Harper, does this bitch know?
17:56Does she know that she is a literal queen?
18:00I think she does.
18:01I don't think you know this shining face.
18:06This ship would sink without you.
18:08And I just, I need you to know that you're beautiful and perfect and fun.
18:13And you make us all so happy.
18:15You're a good girl.
18:17No work is going to happen.
18:19Stop complaining.
18:22We didn't have to leave so early.
18:28I told you I want to hand out candy.
18:31No kid is going to come to our perfect complex.
18:34You don't know that.
18:35I'm good.
18:38Wait, I think that's, I think that's Eaglewood Pool.
18:44Huh?
18:46Wait, sir, I'm sorry.
18:47Could you just, could you let us out right here?
18:49Sir, could you just let us out right here?
18:50I need you to focus and commit.
18:52Yes.
18:52Okay.
18:53God, do you remember this place?
18:54Oh, I'm hammered right now.
18:56I remember it was our third time making out.
18:59Oh, my God, this fence.
19:01Yeah.
19:01What?
19:20Let's go.
19:20Yikes.
19:32Isn't, like, when you go back to an old spot, it's supposed to feel smaller?
19:37Yeah, this is way taller than I remember.
19:39I just really wanted to make out in that pool.
19:41How did we get over this?
19:43You, I think I got it.
19:48I'm spotting you.
19:49Please be careful.
19:51Watching your foot.
19:53Hey, hey, hey.
19:57Okay.
20:00Fuck off right now.
20:02Okay, I can help you.
20:04How are you going to help me?
20:07It's easier than you think.
20:08For your foot, now use your leg.
20:10I'm trying.
20:10Do it.
20:11You got it.
20:11You got it.
20:11I can't.
20:17Fuck.
20:18No, no.
20:19I'm too drunk.
20:20You were drunk last time?
20:21I'm older than I was.
20:23No, you're 24.
20:24Come on.
20:27Please.
20:30Yes.
20:31Please.
20:37Oh, fuck.
20:38Oh, shit.
20:39Careful.
20:40Oh, it's not happening.
20:41It's not happening.
20:41It's not happening.
20:42It's okay.
20:42It's okay.
20:42It's okay.
20:56I couldn't find the thing, so it's...
20:58Wow.
20:58Oh, fuck.
21:05Oh, fuck.
21:07Oh, no, fuck.
21:08Yo, fella, skeleton...
21:10Shut the fuck up.
21:12Fuck, what was that for?
21:13I literally just broke up.
21:15You in the skeleton?
21:16Yes.
21:16Yeah.
21:17Well, how the hell am I supposed to do that?
21:19I don't know.
21:20Ask a question.
21:21You have to be around for that.
21:23Okay, and you'd have to be not high off your ass all day for that.
21:26Kyle, if you ever asked a question, you'd know I'm sober.
21:30I haven't gotten high in 11 days.
21:3211 days?
21:33That's incredible, man.
21:34You should...
21:34Can you sponsor me?
21:35What the hell?
21:38Fuck off.
21:39I'm trying.
21:40You're at a bar, dumbass.
21:41Yeah.
21:41For you.
21:42Keep your voice down.
21:59You okay?
22:00Yeah, I'm trying to remember why I came in here.
22:03Did you come out here to watch TV?
22:04I don't know.
22:06To tell me you love me?
22:07No, but I love you.
22:09Were you going to go to the kitchen and get an ice pop?
22:11No.
22:12Water.
22:13Have that.
22:13I can make you a bowl of cereal.
22:15I don't want a bowl of cereal.
22:16You want a bowl of cereal.
22:17Well, you don't know what you love.
22:18Wings!
22:20I was going to ask you to order wings.
22:29You have an eyelash.
22:31You do, too.
22:32It's a baby.
22:34Make a wish.
22:39Oh.
22:39Oh.
22:40What?
22:40Fuck.
22:41Fuck.
22:41The sauce.
22:42How's this on your fingers?
22:43Yeah.
22:43Yeah, you did.
22:44Leave.
22:44Get a napkin.
22:45Fuck.
22:45You blinded me.
22:46Fuck.
22:47Are you asleep?
22:56I got the Dallas job officially.
23:08When were you going to tell me?
23:11I'm telling you now.
23:13How long have you known?
23:18Two days.
23:20I didn't tell you because I wanted to talk about our relationship without having to talk about Dallas, too.
23:25Do you want to go?
23:32Do you want to go?
23:37Do you want to stay together?
23:38Do you want to stay together?
23:39Do you want to stay together?
23:57Hi, son, you okay?
24:07Hey, yeah, I'm okay. I just needed someone to talk to.
24:10Tell Kate I'm sorry and not to worry.
24:14Hal says he's sorry not to worry.
24:17Can you go to another room to talk? Sorry.
24:20Okay, hold on.
24:27Okay, where are you?
24:30Um, I'm at a bar.
24:32Doesn't sound like it.
24:33Yeah, well, right now, I guess I'm not, but I was at a bar.
24:35Now I'm playing basketball with a garbage as the hoop and a rock as a basketball.
24:41That sounds fun.
24:42Not really.
24:43Abby and I had a fight, and she's in there, so I had to leave.
24:49Hide out.
24:52Well, I just didn't want to torture her or be tortured.
24:55I felt really shitty.
24:56Do you still want to be with her?
25:00Yeah.
25:04Should you go back to her?
25:06And do what?
25:08Be with her.
25:11Even if she's mad at you and doesn't want to talk to you.
25:14I just don't think she'll even know how to see me.
25:15I'm sure she doesn't not want to see you.
25:18Huh?
25:19It's okay for her to see you.
25:21Okay, I love you.
25:27I love you.
25:28I really love Kate, too, Dan.
25:31Can you tell her I said that?
25:32I think I need to be away from you.
25:56You're not really here.
26:04You're, like, gone.
26:05I'm going.
26:13Hey, I got to see you.
26:26I got out by a stop and my stock sudden drop
26:29I'm a trusted doorstop or a paperweight taciturn
26:32Inanimal
26:34I can sit on your shelf like ashes foretell
26:39A spirit in hell while the living sleep right on
26:43Take the shortcut
26:45I could have called
26:48Suppose I'm the thorn on your rose
26:50I'm the emperor's new clothes
26:52And I make it look easier
26:54Every time
26:57If you left it to me
27:00Who knows where we would be
27:01Reading fortunes for free
27:03In someone else's goldmine
27:05Survey my break and lay cheap wine
27:10You let it in sometimes
27:16A fly game you can pantomime
27:22You let it in sometimes
27:27In every crime of the heart
27:33You rip yourself apart
27:34It's outside your heart
27:35Provokes every emotion
27:37And it may bewildered if you
27:43It's an unpleasant view
27:45You're an agent of truth
27:46Twist it up at the tailing
27:49You play the villain like a violin
27:53It comes from within
28:00Darkness you can befriend
28:04Bitch
28:04You okay?
28:07It comes from within
28:10It's a dead end
28:19Don't overextend
28:22Hell in darkness
28:24You can befriend
28:26It's a dead end
28:30Don't overextend
28:33Hell in darkness
28:35Yes, you can befriend
28:38Yes, you can befriend
28:40Yes, you can befriend
28:43Hell in darkness
28:54My
29:07Yes, you can befriend
29:07Byport
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