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Hal & Harper Season 1 Episode 2 - Full
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00:00Oh my God.
00:07Oh my God.
00:16Oh my God.
00:21Harper?
00:28Harper?
00:31Harper, you awake?
00:35Harper?
00:46Hey!
00:47Hey, would I look good?
00:48You got lots of baby hairs.
00:51I need to change something. I've never done anything with my hair, so...
00:54I need some pictures of your mom, too. She had bangs in college.
01:00She did?
01:01Yeah.
01:04I'll look.
01:05Alright, thank you. I'm at work, so I'm gonna go. I love you, though. Bye.
01:09Love you.
01:10Where?
01:12In your desk and bathroom.
01:14Have you ever had bangs?
01:16I'm a 30-year-old human girl, so...
01:18Right.
01:19Don't worry about that.
01:20Well, anyone who's asking about bangs should be asked if they're okay first.
01:22Don't worry about that. I'm not.
01:23What?
01:24Yeah, just wanna shake things up.
01:26Perhaps.
01:27Okay.
01:28If you wish I knew how to cut hair, I would do it myself.
01:30I'd really like that.
01:32What if they look so terrible, though?
01:35Well, then you become a beanie girl.
01:40I'm feeling like a fragile sculpture that doesn't wanna be touched because then I'll be knocked over and break and then I'll have to start over, but I feel hollow and I don't know how to unfeel that.
01:52So you got a new hat?
01:53I got a new haircut.
01:54Oh, wow.
01:55No, it's not.
01:56Should I not go to this dinner?
01:58It's written on the doorway.
01:59Glad I can't.
02:00You should be.
02:01Right.
02:02I'm the captain.
02:03You can be the deputy.
02:04I'm the captain.
02:05I don't think I'm ever gonna let you be.
02:06So, we're gonna let you be.
02:07Yes.
02:08I'm the captain.
02:09I'm the captain.
02:10You can beat the deputy.
02:11I don't think I'm never gonna let you be.
02:13Oh, wow.
02:14I want to let you be.
02:15What?
02:16All those things.
02:17What's wrong?
02:18What's wrong?
02:19What's wrong?
02:20Oh, wow.
02:21It's written on the doorway.
02:22I'm glad I can't.
02:23You should be.
02:24I'm the captain.
02:25You could be the deputy.
02:27I don't think I'm ever gonna let you leave.
02:29are you in there yeah what are you doing taking a tub taking a tub I mean
02:43cuz it's out of habit habit okay hi I hope I'm your last call tonight no I
03:06appreciate you calling I don't think I could have waited sorry yeah yeah yeah
03:12okay okay okay um that I'll have to think about that okay yeah thank you for calling so late I'll
03:31just call the office tomorrow okay bye what's going on so what issue down syndrome so he wants to be
03:43sure that it is not um but I guess the only way to do that is an amniocentesis and I've heard that's
03:50dangerous for the baby but he said down syndrome yeah I mean you know I'm 38 so are you shocked
03:56the end of the world for you no it's not the end of the world it's just extremely upsetting he said
04:05it's consistent the tests are consistent with down syndrome he didn't say it's for sure to know why
04:11why
04:12Giana's just insecure because you're smarter than her Giana got her JD at Oxford and I'm working with a
04:24build your own degree from Oxford you okay okay I love you let's talk later tell Kate I love her
04:32sorry about that we couldn't my cousin has down syndrome it's down syndrome that's what I said you
04:44said Don the fuck is dancing thanks for answering dude stop acting like me either okay well I was just
04:50about to why the same reason you are to tell you we should go home this weekend I'm outside
04:56I stay by time I see the red sky you always ask me why I find myself on corners every once in one
05:25she has to make a huge decision about a massive procedure and we're like pulling up here past
05:48midnight she's explaining to us how the shower works and helping us blow up an air she did not have to
05:52do that I didn't ask her the showers I'm not even showering yeah but she's gonna be a good host Hal
05:56I'm just saying we shouldn't did you pack your things what of those okay fuck me I feel like a
06:01dumbass I don't want this isn't our deal dude this isn't our responsibility dude what happens if
06:08Kate and dad what happens if Kate and dad what what's this baby's she's old that doesn't mean
06:15anything see dad semen I don't really oh hey hi honey
06:25oh unload the dishwasher when I can't sleep hey can I help you chomping cereal so fucking loudly in
06:37your kitchen after what I'm sure has been such a rough crazy day for you that's very sweet it's
06:42totally okay I know you guys are just um worried about your dad yeah but that doesn't mean we
06:48should have driven here well you're here I it's I'm look your dad is definitely I'm gonna go to bed
06:57um good night you guys get some rest good night night
07:01yes dude yeah okay well I don't know why
07:09did you sleep at all I'm really abusing melatonin lately
07:19that's super alarming do you think a chocolate bagel would be good
07:24if you want to feel like a little baby if you want to feel like a little dance baby stop stop
07:32blame it on melatonin I know it's not entirely I don't want my baby poked by a needle
07:40they'll guide the needle with ultrasound the most common injury is a tear in the placenta which
07:44usually heals without a problem yeah well I'm not worried about that don't be worried about
07:48your baby okay is highly trained right dr. Kessler is definitely yes Sally if our baby does have
08:00down syndrome we're still gonna have the baby so I mean it's hard to make sense of even the
08:06smallest possibility of something happening I'll never tell anyone how to parent these are the tough
08:12decisions all I'll say is if the test shows your baby may be born with a serious problem you guys
08:16can use the information to plan okay thank you
08:20I want to trust my friend and I want to know about our baby
08:27let's do the amnio and then if we find out the baby's disabled then
08:36then we find out we plan
08:46all the um socially imposed weight would be lifted
09:06are you tired
09:14I'm gonna know all of you
09:18did you look up showtimes
09:22remember when we had to look up showtimes in the newspaper
09:26oh that's not an answer to my question
09:28I'm just saying
09:29hey hi we got we got way too many bagels
09:34hey we didn't know what kind of bagel you wanted so we just got every single
09:37kind wow you really did that's so sweet I love poppy seed
09:41do you guys want to see a movie today I really want to see mission impossible top gun
09:45like a tom cruise double header no it's literally neither of those movies it's just a tom cruise
09:50movie you know I actually think a movie sounds like a great idea
09:54sayonara
10:08movie slapped my fucking ass off
10:13were you asleep the whole time
10:14yeah I think so
10:15yeah you were both out
10:16were you asleep
10:17no I'm just thinking about 1200 other things during the movie
10:21okay well all I was thinking about was tom cruise inventing acting in front of my eyes
10:25I couldn't be more awake right now
10:27I was out of character
10:53kind of
10:56I don't think you realize how much she loves you guys
11:03I was feeling really bad about being here
11:06she mentioned that
11:09I never want you guys to feel like you need to come here to check on me
11:15that being said Kate and I
11:20always really love having you here
11:23I feel like his wife sometimes
11:51and I could
11:54but I haven't lately because we haven't been talking
12:02but I really miss him
12:08you guys have figured it out I'm not worried about you
12:17there's more to life
12:28than family
12:31a kid with down syndrome might always be closest to their family
12:47you really knock me out sometimes
12:53you're right
13:00you're right
13:00you're right
13:00you're right
13:02the thing about having a disabled kid is
13:12they really demand
13:14you really gotta go to them
13:26you gotta meet them where they are every day
13:32what's making you cry
13:33I didn't go to you guys
13:40like that
13:42you really had to grow up way too fast
13:51I don't know
14:02I don't know
14:04you're right
15:36Holding hands is more important than not crashing.
16:08You really had to grow up way too fast.
16:26You really had to grow up way too fast.
16:56You really had to grow up way too fast.
17:26You really had to grow up way too fast.
17:28You really had to grow up way too fast.
17:32You really had to grow up way too fast.
17:34You really had to grow up way too fast.
17:38You really had to grow up way too fast.
17:44You really had to grow up way too fast.
17:46You really had to grow up way too fast.
17:50You really had to grow up way too fast.
17:52You really had to grow up way too fast.
17:56You really had to grow up way too fast.
17:58You really had to grow up way too fast.
18:02You really had to grow up way too fast.
18:04You really had to grow up way too fast.
18:06You really had to grow up way too fast.
18:08You really had to grow up way too fast.
18:10Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
18:40Oh, oh, oh.
19:10Oh, oh, oh.
19:40Oh, oh, oh.
20:10Oh, oh, oh.
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