- 7/7/2025
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00:00Hello world, hear the song that we're singing, come on get happy, a whole lot of loving is what we'll be bringing, we'll make you happy.
00:24We had a dream, we'd go traveling together, we'd spend a little loving and we'll keep moving on, something always happens whenever we're together, we get a happy feeling when we're singing a song, standing along, there's a song that we're singing, come on get happy, a whole lot of loving is what we'll be bringing, we'll make you happy.
00:54We'll make you happy, we'll make you happy.
01:01Danny, honey?
01:10No.
01:12What do you mean no? I haven't even asked you anything yet.
01:15Whenever you put your arm around me and say, Danny, honey, I know it's got to be a no.
01:20I think he's got your number.
01:21But you see, I promised to babysit with the Wilson kids this weekend, and now I've been invited to go skiing.
01:29In that case, I'll do it.
01:31You will?
01:32Sure, I'll go skiing for you.
01:38Danny, please.
01:40No way, not the Wilson kids.
01:43You'd, uh, you'd make a dollar an hour.
01:45No thanks. Five kids, that's only 20 cents a monster.
01:48You're looking at Keith Partridge, speaking to the world from high atop cloud nine.
01:56I'll pay you extra. Please.
01:58I'm not interested.
01:59Sometimes you search a lifetime and never find it, and sometimes, if you're lucky, you find it in your youth.
02:05Danny, this ski trip means so much to...
02:07Not to me.
02:08Will you guys listen? Mom, isn't anybody going to ask me why I'm feeling so good?
02:12You're in love.
02:14I'm in love.
02:15Still or again?
02:17With yourself or someone else?
02:19This family has no heart.
02:21I know. I just learned that from Danny.
02:24All right. Tell us all about it.
02:26Karen Bailey. A transfer from Ohio.
02:30Hazel eyes, silky blonde hair.
02:33You know, I am so happy for you.
02:36Keith, honey.
02:37What does she want?
02:38She's trying to hook you into doing some babysitting for her.
02:43Forget it.
02:44Thanks. I'll do the same for you someday.
02:48Was it love at first sight for Karen, too?
02:51Well, that's what I hope to find out at the party.
02:53What party?
02:54The one my wonderful, understanding mother doesn't know about yet that I'm having here Friday night.
03:00Oh, well.
03:02At least I have two days' warning.
03:04The last time you told me how understanding and wonderful I was, the guests were coming in the front door.
03:09I'll get it.
03:10The last time you told me that I was, the guests were coming in the front door.
03:10Hello?
03:11Yes, this is the partridge residence.
03:18Uh-huh. Yeah, he's here.
03:20Who is it?
03:21Just some girl named Karen.
03:22Give me that phone, you mealy-mouthed munchkin.
03:25Hi, Karen.
03:30Hi.
03:31I just wanted to check what time the party starts.
03:34Oh, about, uh, seven.
03:36Good.
03:36I'm looking forward to it.
03:38Great.
03:38I'll see you then.
03:40In fact, uh, why don't I come by and pick you up?
03:45Hmm?
03:46Oh, no.
03:47No, no.
03:48No, no.
03:48Uh, yeah.
03:50Right.
03:51I'll see you then.
03:52Bye.
03:55What happened?
04:00She's bringing a date.
04:02Oh!
04:02Oh!
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04:25Keith!
04:25Don't jump!
04:27She isn't worth it.
04:28Get lost.
04:30Relax.
04:30I've solved your dilemma.
04:32You want my free idea or my dollar idea?
04:34Either one.
04:36My free idea is this.
04:37When Karen's date gets here, you turn on the dance music,
04:40and then you nail his shoes to the floor.
04:42Will you get out of here?
04:44You haven't heard my dollar idea.
04:45I'm not interested.
04:46You do want to win Karen over, don't you?
04:51Okay, let's have the idea.
04:53Let's have the dollar.
05:02Okay, give.
05:05Okay.
05:06What does any girl want more than her boyfriend?
05:08I give up what?
05:09I give up what?
05:11Somebody else's boyfriend.
05:13Hmm?
05:13Bring another date.
05:15A real knockout.
05:17That is the world's oldest dodge.
05:19Love is the world's oldest game.
05:24You're right.
05:25I'll try it.
05:26Hey, that's my dollar.
05:27No, that's the world's second oldest game.
05:35Yeah, okay, Sue.
05:36No, I know.
05:37It's kind of late notice.
05:38Yeah.
05:39Have fun ice skating.
05:40Okay, bye.
05:43Did you come out again?
05:45Don't you have something to do?
05:47Why is Nancy scratched out?
05:49She caught me dating a roommate.
05:51Why is Margaret scratched out?
05:53It's Nancy's roommate.
06:03Claire?
06:04Claire Carter, how are you?
06:06Haven't seen you since high school.
06:07Why, Keith?
06:08Hi.
06:09Gee, it's been a long time.
06:10What's new?
06:11Oh, nothing much.
06:23Hi.
06:25Do you mind if I sit down?
06:26If you wish.
06:30My name is Keith Bartridge.
06:32I know.
06:33You do?
06:34We went to junior high together.
06:38Oh, sure, sure.
06:39I thought I recognized you.
06:41I sat next to you for a whole year in history class.
06:46I had a big crush on you.
06:48You did?
06:49I was skinny and wore braces.
06:53And the only time you ever spoke to me was to borrow my homework.
06:58Uh, yeah, well, you certainly have changed.
07:01Look, uh, how'd you like to go to a party this Friday night?
07:05I've been waiting five years for this moment.
07:09You have?
07:10Yes.
07:13Buzz off.
07:13If I'd known about this earlier, I would have put a stop to it then.
07:27Yeah, but Mom...
07:27Keith, it's wrong.
07:29You don't ask a girl out to make another one jealous.
07:32If your date found out about it, she'd be humiliated.
07:36Yeah, I guess you're right.
07:38Why am I gonna look like a loser to Karen?
07:40I can't even get a date for my own party.
07:41Hi.
07:44Hi, honey.
07:47Wait a minute.
07:49Turn around.
07:51What's the matter?
07:52Nothing, nothing.
07:53Turn around the other way.
07:54Why?
07:55Let me see your profile.
07:56What is this?
08:01You're pretty.
08:02What?
08:04You know, I never thought about it before, but you're very pretty.
08:07I hope you're not thinking what I think you're thinking.
08:10Mom, it's perfect.
08:11She's pretty, and she'd be in on it so I wouldn't have to worry about hurting your feelings.
08:16Well, that's true.
08:18Besides, I'm desperate.
08:20Ask her for me, will you?
08:21Oh, no.
08:22Ask her what?
08:23Look, this is between the two of you, so just count me out.
08:27From now on, I'm just a spectator.
08:29What are you talking about?
08:34Lori, honey.
08:35No.
08:36Now, wait a minute.
08:36Let me finish.
08:38How'd you like to be my date for the party?
08:40Your date?
08:41Yeah.
08:41Nobody who's coming knows you.
08:42Don't say no until you think about it.
08:45Oh, I am thinking about it.
08:47And I'm getting sick.
08:49Wait a minute.
08:49Come on.
08:50I'm asking you as a favor.
08:51I need a date for the party.
08:54Well, let me see.
08:56Turn around.
08:56Come on.
08:57Turn around.
08:58Oh.
09:01Let me see your profile.
09:06No, forget it.
09:06I have my own problem.
09:08What could be more important than this?
09:10I can't go skiing unless I find someone to babysit for the Wilsons.
09:17Say, maybe we can work out a deal.
09:19Me?
09:20Babysit?
09:22Me?
09:23Date that profile?
09:25Deal.
09:26Hey, how about some slow stuff so you can cuddle up and dance close?
09:34With my sister?
09:36Look, if you're gonna pull this thing off, you gotta forget she's your sister.
09:39Think date, not sister.
09:41Hi, Keith.
09:49Oh, hi, Karen.
09:49Meet my sister.
09:51Meet my brother, Danny.
09:52Hi.
09:53Hi.
09:54Well, you know, I'm glad you phoned because after I invited you to the party, I got to thinking
09:58that you might have misunderstood that you'd be with me.
10:00Of course he has a date.
10:03Well, I'll see you tonight.
10:05She's a real knockout.
10:06Well, you know.
10:08Do I know her?
10:10No, no, I don't think so.
10:11She's from out of town.
10:13Yeah?
10:13Yeah, right.
10:14She's out of town.
10:14She's one of those beautiful southern girls.
10:18Oh.
10:21You know the type.
10:23Sweet, clingy vine.
10:24Yeah.
10:25Of course she's very nice, considering that her father owns half of Alabama.
10:29Well, she certainly sounds interesting.
10:32What's her name?
10:34Lori.
10:34Belle.
10:34Yes, Lori Belle.
10:38Lori Belle.
10:39Lori Belle.
10:41You're out of your cotton-picking mind.
10:50But it wasn't my idea.
10:52It was Danny's.
10:53Well, good.
10:54Then Danny can be Lori Belle, and that'll really give you something to explain.
10:58Come on, Lori.
10:59I will not spend the whole night pretending to be a southern belle.
11:02But you promised to be my date, didn't you, Mom?
11:05Well, yes.
11:06Well, Mom, whose side are you on?
11:08I'm not on anybody's side.
11:12I won't do it.
11:15Okay.
11:16Okay, forget it.
11:17I understand.
11:18You do?
11:18Oh, sure.
11:19I couldn't expect you to do something like that any more than you could expect me to babysit
11:23for those five kids.
11:24Oh, now, wait a minute.
11:25You made a deal, didn't you, Mom?
11:28Deal me out.
11:29But I want to go skiing.
11:31It's not fair.
11:32All's fair in love and war.
11:34I will not show up as a southern belle.
11:38No show, no snow.
11:46Laura Belle Culpepper at your service, sir.
11:49Just don't have enough too much.
11:50You aren't really going to go through with this, are you, Laurie?
11:59Why, Mama, I'm just a little old helpless southern girl who's just going to sit back and let her escort wait on her, hand and foot.
12:09Aren't you ready yet?
12:15Now, honey, we southern gals would never be caught dead being on time.
12:20Besides, I don't know what to wear until I receive my corsage.
12:25Corsage?
12:26Nobody wears a corsage anymore.
12:29We southern belle's do.
12:30And while you're at it, would you stop off at the drugstore and pick up some lilac water?
12:35Lilac water?
12:36Better hurry, honey.
12:38Karen will be here in 15 minutes.
12:44Well, you heard her.
12:45Go get it.
12:46Why me?
12:47Because you made her what she is today.
13:04Hi, Karen.
13:04Hi.
13:05Keith, this is George.
13:06Keith, nice to meet you.
13:07George.
13:08Come on in.
13:09Everybody, this is Karen and George.
13:12Karen and George, this is everybody.
13:13Hi.
13:14Where's Laurie Belle?
13:15Uh, she hasn't arrived yet.
13:18Oh.
13:19Enjoy yourselves.
13:20Oh, good.
13:21I got it.
13:23Where's Laurie?
13:24Still upstairs.
13:25How's she going to come down and show up at the front door without everybody seeing?
13:28I've got an idea.
13:29It's perfect.
13:30What is it?
13:31That'll be two dollars, please.
13:33Two dollars?
13:35One from before and one for now.
13:45Oh, uh, hi, Mr. Nkade.
13:50You're just in time.
13:51You want to step outside and help me with the ladder?
13:53Ladder?
13:54What do you need a ladder for?
13:57Uh, the window.
13:58Laurie's window is stuck.
14:01Danny, be careful.
14:04Uh, you too, Reuben.
14:05Keith, did you get stood up?
14:14Yeah, where's Laurie Belle?
14:16Uh, she's on her way over.
14:18She just called.
14:19Oh, good.
14:20That should be her.
14:22Excuse me, will you?
14:28Keith, darling.
14:29I'm so sorry I'm late.
14:33I guess I should have called.
14:38My goodness, don't you look handsome.
14:43Oh, my land, what a charming little cottage you have here.
14:47Oh, where's the main house?
14:50Oh, such delightful-looking company.
14:54Take care of the cab driver, would you, sugar?
14:59Sugar, the taxi.
15:06Is that really Laurie?
15:09Uh-huh.
15:10Just your plain, ordinary, everyday cotton heirs.
15:14Where'd she get the outfit?
15:16Well, she got the gloves from me,
15:17and the, uh, the dress from a bridesmaid,
15:20and the, uh, petticoats from the Salvation Army.
15:25My life's in your hands.
15:26Don't blow it.
15:29Uh, Laurie Bell, this is Karen Bailey.
15:33Nice to meet you, Karen.
15:35Hi, Laurie Bell.
15:36And, uh, uh, uh, George Parkington.
15:38Mr. Parkington.
15:39Uh, what part of the South are you from?
15:42Mobile, Alabama.
15:43No kidding.
15:44I've spent a lot of time there.
15:45Oh.
15:47Well, we moved when I was just an itty-bitty child.
15:50Daddy wanted to reconstruct the old family plantation.
15:53Magnolia Hill?
15:56Yes.
15:57Shall we go get some punch?
15:58Oh, I'd love some punch.
16:02Sugar Plum, would you all get little old me some punch?
16:06Punch?
16:08Of course.
16:09Anything you want, I'll do.
16:11I know.
16:14Oh, Keith is such a darling boy.
16:18How's it going?
16:20Compared to Laurie, Scarlett O'Hara sounded like a Yankee.
16:23I'll be right back.
16:29I'll just take these chips in.
16:30Feed them to Laurie.
16:32The more she eats, the less she'll talk.
16:39Well, it's hard to believe the way you've hemmed it up, but we're getting away with it.
16:42Of course, honey child.
16:44Hi, Mom.
16:52Mom?
16:53Is this your mother?
16:54Oh, all of a sudden I feel a bit faint.
16:57Excuse me.
16:59Karen, meet Mother Culpepper.
17:03Hi.
17:03She arrived earlier, you know, an old friend of the family.
17:10Right, Mom Culpepper?
17:14Why, of course.
17:17I declare I've known this little old boy since he was knee-high to a bow, evil.
17:23Excuse me, please.
17:24Excuse me, please.
17:24Excuse me, please.
17:26Excuse me, please.
17:27Excuse me, please.
17:28Excuse me, please.
17:29Excuse me, please.
17:33What are you doing?
17:45Smile.
17:46Karen's watching.
17:51How can I smile if I can't breathe?
17:54Whisper in my ear.
17:57Where'd you get that awful shaving lotion?
18:00You gave it to me for Christmas.
18:03Oh, now stop that, you rascal.
18:14George, wouldn't you like to dance with Lori Bell?
18:16Huh?
18:17Oh, uh, yeah.
18:19Oh, now isn't this just fun?
18:22But I'm gonna keep my eye on you two.
18:24She's so possessive.
18:32Good night.
18:34Good night.
18:35Good night.
18:36See you.
18:38I had a wonderful time, Keith.
18:40Great, I'm glad.
18:41I really did.
18:43In fact, I'm planning a little get-together at my house Tuesday night.
18:46Can you come?
18:46Oh, I'd love to.
18:49Oh, good.
18:51I got your purse.
18:53Keith, thank you.
18:54George, it was very nice meeting you.
18:56Bye.
18:57Bye, Lori Bell.
18:59Bye-bye, sugar.
19:00You can come out now, Mom, of Culpepper.
19:10My mother Culpepper days are over.
19:13I'm sorry I got you into it, Mom, but it just slipped out.
19:15I wish I had slipped out of this house about two hours ago.
19:18But you saved the day.
19:20She's invited me to her house on Tuesday.
19:22I mean, do I know how to handle women or don't I?
19:24Let's face it, if there's one thing I know,
19:26it's the psychology of the female mind.
19:28I wonder who that could be.
19:35Oh, Keith, about Tuesday night,
19:37I should have mentioned Lori Bell and her mother are welcome to come over, too.
19:41We are?
19:41I mean, how delightful.
19:45Why, thanks to little old Keith,
19:47life is just one big surprise after another.
19:51Yes, it's supposed to be a secret, but I can tell you.
19:55George and I are going to announce our engagement.
19:58I made George so jealous by dancing with you that he proposed to me.
20:10Oh.
20:11Oh, Keith, I don't know how to thank you.
20:15My pleasure.
20:18Bye.
20:18Bye now.
20:27Now, what were we talking about?
20:31Well, I do believe little old Keith was explaining the psychology of the female mind.
20:38Tell me you are through with him.
20:56You'll soon be free just to be with me.
21:00Bye.
21:01Bye.
21:01Bye.
21:02Bye.
21:04Bye.
21:10Bye.
21:15Bye.
21:15I know you'll never call me
21:21You keep on loving me
21:25Once you get back to you
21:27You're gonna love me too
21:29And I won't have to wait too long
21:33But how long is too long?
21:37You've got to know you're making me lose my mind
21:41But how long is too long?
21:45Baby, I've been waiting a long, long time
21:49How long is so long?
21:53Hoping everything will turn out okay
21:57But how long is too long?
22:01Sit around and wait till you come my way
22:05I see you walking around with him
22:12Holding hands
22:14Making plans
22:16You're never a part
22:18I see the way you look at him
22:24When you're in a crowd
22:26I know it makes him proud
22:28While it's breaking my heart
22:30While it's breaking my heart
22:31And all the time it's terrible
22:35Keep on loving you
22:40If I do
22:42You're gonna love me too
22:44And I won't have to wait too long
22:48And I won't have to wait too long
22:48But how long is too long?
22:52Got to know you're making me lose my mind
22:56But how long is too long?
23:00Sit around and wait till you come my way
23:04I hope it isn't too cold up there
23:15I hope it isn't too cold up there
23:29We southern girls aren't used to all that snow
23:32Will you stop rubbing it in?
23:34Personally, I never want to go through anything like that again
23:37Is that understood?
23:39Understood
23:39Thank you, Mother
23:40Would you hand me my little old ski pole?
23:43Will you cut it out?
23:44It's all over
23:45Oh, that's what you think
23:48Remember that cute little old Ralph at your party?
23:51Mm-hmm
23:51Well, he's going on the ski trip too
23:55I'm stuck with this accent
23:58Yeah, well, at least you get to go skiing
24:03I'm stuck babysitting
24:05A bargain is a bargain
24:07But five of them are all monsters
24:09Oh, they're nice kids
24:11They won't give you any trouble
24:12Billy's 14 and Margie's 12
24:15The triplets are six months
24:17Triplets?
24:20Six months
24:20This whole thing is your fault
24:22You and your dumb ideas
24:23Anyone can come up with a dumb idea
24:25But it takes a real numbskull to listen to it
24:37You don't know what I'm thinking, Laurie Bell, honey
24:40What, Mother Culpepper?
24:42I'm thinking the party deserve a nice family to visit
24:45But I wouldn't want to live here
24:47I don't know what I'm thinking Television
24:49I don't know what I'm thinking
24:57You and your other most
25:08And I want to laugh and talk to you
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