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00:00:00Hello, there he is.
00:00:27You are a little ham, mister.
00:00:30We are sleeping in the car.
00:00:40Three, two, one.
00:00:42Get that?
00:00:42No, that was awesome, Mike.
00:00:43I totally got it.
00:00:44Don't worry.
00:00:44It's kind of weird for me.
00:00:49I'm here with my best friend, Jack, before his first stand-up comedy show, and he's going
00:00:53to do so, so...
00:00:54Oh, how'd it go?
00:00:56Not great.
00:00:57I bombed.
00:00:58Oh, you've got to start somewhere, though.
00:00:59Okay.
00:01:00Do we actually not film?
00:01:01I just don't know.
00:01:01Oh, got it.
00:01:02Yeah, got it.
00:01:02This is Backyard Barbecue Cam on...
00:01:05Hang on.
00:01:06I'm here.
00:01:07Jack.
00:01:08Nice to meet you.
00:01:09Do you want to get a drink?
00:01:10Yes, I do.
00:01:11Oh, yeah.
00:01:12Oh, yeah.
00:01:15Hold on.
00:01:16I'm going to get it.
00:01:17No, it's a photo.
00:01:18I'm taking a photo.
00:01:18I'm taking a photo.
00:01:19I...
00:01:19I love you.
00:01:20I love you.
00:01:21Yeah!
00:01:23Happy birthday.
00:01:25What are you doing?
00:01:26It's supposed to be French things.
00:01:27Oh, these are good.
00:01:27These are good news.
00:01:30One of the funniest people I have ever met.
00:01:33Ladies and gentlemen, this is Anna Spencer.
00:01:38He's going for Jack.
00:01:39He's incredibly funny.
00:01:41He's going to be everywhere.
00:01:42HBO, Netflix, we have him.
00:01:43Show the password.
00:01:46Please welcome to the stage.
00:01:48Please welcome to the stage.
00:01:49Now, please welcome to the stage, Jack Dennis.
00:01:53Hello.
00:01:53Hello.
00:01:55Hello.
00:01:55How are you?
00:01:58Look, I'm a nice guy.
00:02:00And I know what you hear when I say that.
00:02:02But don't worry.
00:02:03I'm not a nice guy.
00:02:04I'm a nice guy.
00:02:06It's very difficult now to express that I'm a guy who is nice.
00:02:10Because those two words, like, aren't allowed next to each other anymore.
00:02:13Nice guys ruined it for guys who are genuinely nice.
00:02:18I think of myself as a generally, you know, not perfect, but as a generally nice guy.
00:02:22And I say all of that in a desperate attempt to have you on my side before I start talking about my very ugly breakup.
00:02:30It was a tough one.
00:02:31It was a tough one.
00:02:32Sincerely, it was a tough one.
00:02:33Because the least was in her name.
00:02:38Winning an argument doesn't feel as satisfying when the reward is not having anywhere to sleep.
00:02:42Fuck out.
00:02:43Don't be a professional failure.
00:02:47No?
00:02:47Okay.
00:02:49I'll say it was a justified breakup on my part.
00:02:53If I sound like an asshole, it was, you know, it was fair.
00:02:57Because, uh, I found out she'd been snooping in my phone for ages, apparently.
00:03:01Even though all she ever found was a notes app full of all these jokes you guys are loving.
00:03:09Yeah, then I, I, I, uh, you know, I showed up on my friend's doorstep like, uh,
00:03:13Hi, I live on your couch now.
00:03:15I would have appreciated a heads up, but he was afraid to send text messages because, well, you know.
00:03:21Uh, my actual friend Chris, everybody.
00:03:24Hi, everybody.
00:03:25Uh, your, your, your, your, your best friend is the person who says,
00:03:28Hey, you can crash on my couch for as long as you need.
00:03:31Or in my case, you have five days because my lease is up and I'm about to move in with my girlfriend.
00:03:36What's going on?
00:03:44You're doing great.
00:03:45I don't, I don't understand what's happening.
00:03:47I'm dying.
00:03:48I'm here to help you.
00:03:49Well, we'll, we'll, we'll get him back to you.
00:03:51Yeah, thank you.
00:03:51So this guy tells me not to move in with my girlfriend at all, right?
00:03:55Pitches me this dream bachelor pad where we can get high and order food every day.
00:04:00And yeah, yes, it sounded great, right?
00:04:02But Julia and I had been dating for a little over a year, so moving in with her just made more sense.
00:04:07But this motherfucker had said he was in.
00:04:12Yeah, it is a nice pad, I'll say.
00:04:15I have a very nice, uh, sofa.
00:04:17I will give him that, folks.
00:04:19It is a nice sofa.
00:04:25That's my actual catch.
00:04:27Of course it is.
00:04:30That's your actual TV.
00:04:32Beautiful wooden table.
00:04:35Top of the line fridge.
00:04:37And get this.
00:04:39Fucking doors.
00:04:43Uh-huh.
00:04:45What is, um, what's, uh, what's going on right now?
00:04:49Um, can we get the, uh, can we bring the house lights up for a second, please?
00:04:54Um, just for a sec.
00:04:56Guys?
00:04:57Hello?
00:05:00Hello?
00:05:05Okay.
00:05:07Um.
00:05:08Uh, Chris?
00:05:09What's up, buddy?
00:05:09You tell me, man.
00:05:10Where, where are we?
00:05:11What do you mean?
00:05:11We're in your apartment.
00:05:12No, there was a crowd.
00:05:14Oh, yeah, they loved you, dude.
00:05:15Where did they go?
00:05:16They're gone.
00:05:16Where did they go?
00:05:17Why were you on stage with me?
00:05:19I was helping you.
00:05:20You're, that's not a thing.
00:05:21You're not a stand-up.
00:05:21That's not like a thing we do.
00:05:22I looked like a stand-up.
00:05:23I was telling jokes.
00:05:24Kind of, you were kind of telling jokes.
00:05:25You were kind of just ending sentences like there were punchlines, and then people were
00:05:29laughing uproariously, and, you know, what is that sound?
00:05:35What sound?
00:05:38Dude, what's going on?
00:05:39Are you okay?
00:05:41It's your bathroom.
00:05:42What's going on?
00:05:43Um.
00:05:54Oh, man.
00:05:59You don't look so good.
00:06:06What the fuck?
00:06:07What am I?
00:06:09Look at my...
00:06:10Oh, thank God.
00:06:36Oh, thank God.
00:06:47Coming.
00:06:49What's up?
00:06:51What is up, dude?
00:06:52Hi.
00:06:53Hello.
00:06:54Welcome.
00:06:55Oh, man.
00:06:56Look at this place.
00:06:57Still settling a little bit, but yeah, it's good.
00:06:59Where's the bathroom?
00:07:00Uh, right up there on the right.
00:07:02I want you to take note of my new soaps.
00:07:03Oh, fancy.
00:07:05The bathroom is so clean.
00:07:07I don't know why everyone assumed Mia was the clean one.
00:07:09Patriarchy, man.
00:07:11Wow.
00:07:11Deep.
00:07:11That's deep, man.
00:07:14So, have you and Mia talked at all since the, um...
00:07:16Talk to me when you're done peeing, weirdo.
00:07:19At least now I can get stoned on a work day.
00:07:22Figure we could, uh, christen the new pad.
00:07:24Oh, hello.
00:07:26Yeah, I'm like a shaman.
00:07:27To singled him.
00:07:28To your singled him.
00:07:30Those take a while to kick in, so in the meantime...
00:07:33Oh, wait, your roommate doesn't mind?
00:07:36You're never home.
00:07:39Except for right now, apparently.
00:07:43Hey, Bob.
00:07:45Uh, uh, uh, you don't, you don't, you don't mind, do you?
00:07:48No.
00:07:50Marijuana's legal in the state of California, and thus will not attract law enforcement.
00:07:54Which is preferable.
00:07:55Well, that's extremely chill of you, Bob.
00:07:59Totally chill.
00:08:00Thank you very much for the chillness.
00:08:01Have a great day, Bob.
00:08:02I hope...
00:08:03Good to see you.
00:08:04Nice to meet you.
00:08:04Bob.
00:08:07What's with the purple light?
00:08:08I don't know, I think he's a photographer.
00:08:10Oh.
00:08:12You should wear pizza.
00:08:13Yeah.
00:08:14Yeah.
00:08:14All right.
00:08:15What?
00:08:17What?
00:08:18Dude, you just spaced out for ages, wandered around muttering to yourself, and then just
00:08:22stopped and said, all right.
00:08:25Are you okay?
00:08:26Probably not.
00:08:27No.
00:08:27I think I just walked through a, a, a, a memory, like Christmas Carol style.
00:08:32Was it something important?
00:08:34No, not at all.
00:08:35It was, uh, us sitting on this couch, getting stoned.
00:08:39My roommate was vaguely threatening.
00:08:41Might have imagined some of that.
00:08:42Yeah, man, I mean, not ringing a bell.
00:08:45Chris, if you are Chris.
00:08:47I am.
00:08:48Okay.
00:08:48Where are we?
00:08:49Well, I thought we were in your new apartment.
00:08:52I can see that it is my apartment, but it also isn't my apartment.
00:08:58What's, like a sublease situation?
00:09:00I don't understand, man.
00:09:01No, uh...
00:09:04Dude, uh...
00:09:10I think I'm dead.
00:09:15Yeah, I'm pretty sure I...
00:09:17Died.
00:09:20Whoa.
00:09:22What's it feel like?
00:09:23Fine.
00:09:24I don't know.
00:09:25I'm not in agony or anything.
00:09:26It's not like...
00:09:27It's just like...
00:09:29I don't know.
00:09:30It doesn't seem that bad.
00:09:31If attorney's just gonna be me remembering random times I got baked with my best friend.
00:09:35It sounds like it was a fun night at least.
00:09:36Yeah.
00:09:37But you can't remember it?
00:09:38To be fair, I don't really remember anything from before I was on stage with you.
00:09:42Like, I can't remember my parents' faces, for example.
00:09:45Okay.
00:09:45So, that's weird.
00:09:46But I think you might just be like a projection of my subconscious.
00:09:50Really?
00:09:50Does that make sense?
00:09:51That would I even have like a subconscious if I'm unconscious or post-conscious?
00:09:57I feel like I'm here to help you figure this out.
00:10:00Or something.
00:10:01Okay.
00:10:02Yeah.
00:10:02Yeah.
00:10:02Okay.
00:10:03All right.
00:10:04All right.
00:10:04Yeah, you got it.
00:10:05Great.
00:10:06So, uh, what religion's afterlife is just like a weird community theater version of your
00:10:10most recent apartment?
00:10:11Well, I haven't read all the texts.
00:10:13Maybe the Torah or something?
00:10:14What's the last memory you had before you died?
00:10:16You know, me moving in here, you coming over to visit.
00:10:18So, right after I bailed on moving in with you.
00:10:20Sorry, I didn't move in with you.
00:10:21Your roommate is terrifying.
00:10:22Yes?
00:10:23Traitor?
00:10:23Was there anything after that memory?
00:10:25Like a post-memory memory?
00:10:27I feel like I was maybe supposed to be somewhere.
00:10:29Like, uh, like right before I died, like a show or something.
00:10:32Fly your post for the lab factory?
00:10:34Maybe that's it.
00:10:34Oh, okay.
00:10:35We're supposed to, like, give you closure so you can move on.
00:10:38Move on?
00:10:38Yeah, yeah.
00:10:39Like something unresolved emotionally, you know?
00:10:41How was your life?
00:10:42Like a four out of ten.
00:10:44Kind of an abrupt ending.
00:10:45Let's just focus on what killed you, right?
00:10:46You said we were getting stones.
00:10:49Did we try anything else more hardcore?
00:10:53It's possible.
00:10:54Yeah.
00:10:55But what would put a gash on my forehead?
00:10:57Or who?
00:10:59Hmm.
00:11:00I'd say your roommate is our prime suspect.
00:11:03Prime suspect?
00:11:04You said he was...
00:11:06Vaguely threatening?
00:11:08Stay out of my room.
00:11:10I did?
00:11:11Whoa, what's with the purple light?
00:11:12He's gonna murder us, Chris.
00:11:14I also said something about, um, like lead or asbestos or something.
00:11:18Maybe it's just something to do with this shitty apartment.
00:11:20How'd you get it so cheap?
00:11:21Asbestos.
00:11:22Asbestos.
00:11:22I thought it was a bastion of your independence.
00:11:26Well, it is.
00:11:26Mia doesn't live here.
00:11:27Mia!
00:11:28Mia!
00:11:29Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.
00:11:31We can't rule her out.
00:11:32Can't rule her out.
00:11:34Perhaps a bitter quarrel with jolted lovers gone too far.
00:11:37Perhaps a bitter quarrel...
00:11:37Because you went to my fucking boat!
00:11:39Don't swear at me, Jack!
00:11:40I'm sorry.
00:11:41I'll put a fucking penny in the swear jar.
00:11:43Are you gonna borrow it from your stepdad?
00:11:45Or do you want me to pay for it, just like I pay rent every fucking month?
00:11:50No.
00:11:51We're on good terms.
00:11:53I was afraid of this.
00:11:55We can't rule you out.
00:11:56Me?
00:11:57Young man?
00:11:58Pushing 30?
00:11:59Going through an emotionally vulnerable time.
00:12:01I'm fine.
00:12:02Struggling comedian?
00:12:03No, I'm booking gigs.
00:12:04Flying on his own bathroom floor.
00:12:07Perhaps an overdose.
00:12:08Cliche?
00:12:09Yes.
00:12:09Probable.
00:12:11Also yes.
00:12:13Okay.
00:12:13Or, or, or maybe it's like a fucking real cool, like, CIA hit.
00:12:18Because I invented, like, a new kind of plutonium.
00:12:21I've done it.
00:12:22Or something rad.
00:12:24No.
00:12:25No.
00:12:25It'd be laber than that.
00:12:27Perhaps you urinated on the floor and slipped in your pee, cracking your skull and ass.
00:12:32Okay, yeah.
00:12:33A lot of good theories.
00:12:34A lot of good theories.
00:12:35Well, thanks, Sherlock.
00:12:36Thanks for fucking narrowing it down.
00:12:38Oh, dude.
00:12:38Hey, no, no.
00:12:39I'm just spitballing here.
00:12:40No bad ideas, but I feel like, at the very least, we gotta, you know, gather some intel.
00:12:44We don't even know what's behind that front door.
00:12:46Yeah.
00:12:47Right?
00:12:48Explore the space.
00:12:50Yeah.
00:12:51Okay.
00:12:52Sorry.
00:12:53Um.
00:12:54Right.
00:12:55Let's do that.
00:12:56Sure.
00:12:57Yeah.
00:12:59It feels good to have a purpose.
00:13:10Whoa.
00:13:23Whoa.
00:13:26Okay.
00:13:30This is about to be something.
00:13:34Oh, interesting.
00:13:36Death by tape recorder?
00:13:41Hmm.
00:13:45That's, um, my, uh, my dad used to make all these, like, home movies of us, and there was
00:13:53this one that I loved, and I just watch it over and over again, and then it got taped over
00:13:58for my brother's fall recital, and I flipped out, and he just threw a fit, and he, oh,
00:14:05so you and your brother didn't have the best relationship growing up.
00:14:08Hmm.
00:14:10Any reason you'd want your other picture?
00:14:11No.
00:14:12No.
00:14:13Also, he lives in Maine.
00:14:14Got it.
00:14:15So you're saying he's our Maine suspect?
00:14:17He's definitely not, but that's, uh, that's very funny.
00:14:20You are technically complimenting yourself when you say that.
00:14:22Mm-hmm.
00:14:22Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:14:27That seems to be calling to us.
00:14:29Are you really suggesting we go towards the light right now?
00:14:32Yeah.
00:14:36Okay.
00:14:37Let's go.
00:14:38Yep.
00:14:38Come on.
00:14:46Okay, just my shitty car.
00:14:48Well, I wonder what's so significant about it.
00:14:49Are you secretly a car guy?
00:14:50Yeah, man, my Toyota Corolla, my one true love.
00:14:53All the bird shit's there on purpose.
00:14:56Okay, sarcasm.
00:15:08Hey, Mom.
00:15:10Hi, hon.
00:15:11You look like you're in your car.
00:15:14You're not driving, are you?
00:15:15Uh, no, I'm parked.
00:15:16Okay, good.
00:15:17Now, is now a good time?
00:15:18Uh, not really.
00:15:19I'm actually, I'm meeting up with Mia to get...
00:15:21Back together?
00:15:22Oh, honey, that is so wonderful.
00:15:24I knew you guys would patch things up.
00:15:25No, Ma, to get, uh, some stuff back.
00:15:27She has some of my stuff.
00:15:28Okay, well, you know, maybe when you guys talk it out, you know, something will work out.
00:15:33Oh, hey.
00:15:34Hey, do you want to talk to Mark?
00:15:36Uh, I don't really have time.
00:15:38Hey, buddy, how's it hanging, huh?
00:15:40Tell me, are you crying yourself to sleep every night, or are you going to clubs bringing
00:15:43home chicks?
00:15:44Yeah.
00:15:45How's the new place working out?
00:15:46Uh, no, no, and, and, uh, yeah, it's good.
00:15:51Okay, that's good, that's good.
00:15:52Mom and I, we're more than happy to help out with the deposit, but just, you know, when
00:15:55you become a big-time comedian, you gotta pay us back.
00:15:57Okay, I, uh...
00:15:58Just keep working hard.
00:15:59You know, actually, I, uh, I gotta go...
00:16:01Oh, okay, you know what, though, honey, your brother's having an engagement party on the 14th.
00:16:0414th, and we would love to have you.
00:16:06Gotta come.
00:16:06We can buy the tickets, okay?
00:16:07Yes, we will.
00:16:08We will.
00:16:08Yep, yep, yes, uh, I'll, uh, I'll be there.
00:16:11Okay, love you guys.
00:16:14What are you doing?
00:16:16Uh, I'm in a memory.
00:16:17Yeah, I know, it's just, it's unnerving.
00:16:20Can you just warn me next time you sit in a car and stare off into space?
00:16:22Okay, yeah, sorry.
00:16:24I'm, I'm at the park, I'm waiting for Mia to come drop off some stuff of mine.
00:16:27Any clues?
00:16:28No, I was just on the phone with my parents.
00:16:30I thought you said it was a Mia memory.
00:16:31It, it, it's gonna be a Mia memory.
00:16:33I don't know how to, I can't, like, fast forward or just, you know what?
00:16:37Come here.
00:16:40Whoa, whoa, it is so colorful in here.
00:16:43How'd you know that was gonna work?
00:16:44I didn't.
00:16:46Honestly, I don't know how any of this works.
00:16:49Yeah, fair enough.
00:16:50Thanks, uh, thanks for doing this.
00:16:52Well, I feel like I am winning the breakup game because I kept all of your stuff.
00:16:58Are you sure you don't need any of the furniture?
00:17:00Oh, yeah, I'm positive.
00:17:01Besides, you love that couch, so.
00:17:03Oh, I do.
00:17:04Yeah, I was thinking anything but that couch.
00:17:08Um, are you doing okay for money?
00:17:11Yeah.
00:17:12Yeah, really.
00:17:13Totally.
00:17:15I'm booked a paid gig at the Virgil coming up, so.
00:17:18That's amazing.
00:17:19Yeah.
00:17:20Um, other stuff too, obviously.
00:17:22That's not good.
00:17:22Yeah, that's really exciting.
00:17:24Yeah.
00:17:25Forgot about these.
00:17:26Oh, hang on, hang on.
00:17:27What's that?
00:17:27Okay, mysterious medical condition.
00:17:29That could be something.
00:17:30It's just a Xanax prescription.
00:17:32I just get it.
00:17:32Like, as needed for anxiety.
00:17:34I remember the doctor said to go easy on those.
00:17:37Yeah, I know.
00:17:38I actually got, like, a shockingly clean bill of health recently.
00:17:41Like, absolutely no red flags heart-wise.
00:17:44Blood work was all good.
00:17:45No heart stuff.
00:17:46I have, like, a very slight vitamin D deficiency.
00:17:50Or a lethal vitamin D deficiency.
00:17:52And, uh, mm.
00:17:55Mm.
00:17:55How you doing?
00:17:56Everything good?
00:18:00Yeah.
00:18:01It's been, um...
00:18:03Uh...
00:18:06I'm sorry.
00:18:08I, um...
00:18:09God.
00:18:10No, you don't need it.
00:18:11It's okay.
00:18:11You're...
00:18:12All good.
00:18:16I just, um...
00:18:19I really wish you would have told me where you were at sooner.
00:18:23But I really...
00:18:25I thought we could work through this.
00:18:28Mia.
00:18:28Look, I'm not excusing the phone thing.
00:18:30Okay?
00:18:30Uh...
00:18:34You...
00:18:36Were always my person.
00:18:40And then, one minute, you're just...
00:18:43Gone.
00:18:47Not gone.
00:18:48I'm still here.
00:18:49I'm still here.
00:18:50You know, you're...
00:18:51Yeah, you're my...
00:18:52You're my best friend, so...
00:18:55Yeah.
00:18:57Look, um...
00:19:02Can we still talk?
00:19:05Sometimes?
00:19:07Yeah.
00:19:08Call me anytime you want.
00:19:13Great.
00:19:15Okay.
00:19:19Okay, cool.
00:19:21Okay.
00:19:22Great.
00:19:23Oh, that's sweet.
00:19:24You guys still care.
00:19:25What is that?
00:19:30Talk about this.
00:19:31What?
00:19:31That sound.
00:19:32What is that?
00:19:33You're hearing that again?
00:19:34Yeah.
00:19:35What is that?
00:19:37Um...
00:19:37Is this new?
00:19:38What is?
00:19:39Are you not...
00:19:40It's so loud.
00:19:42It's like heavy machinery.
00:19:43Where?
00:19:44Is it coming from your apartment?
00:19:45It's not my apartment.
00:19:48What is it, boy?
00:19:49What do you hear?
00:19:49I think it's...
00:19:50It's knocking.
00:19:51Someone's at the door.
00:19:52That door where we just came from?
00:19:53Yeah.
00:19:54Hello?
00:19:54Hello?
00:19:55Can anybody help?
00:19:57Maybe it's your roommate, dude.
00:19:58The killer often returns to the scene of the crime.
00:20:00He's got a key, dummy.
00:20:11Jack!
00:20:15It's Mia.
00:20:16Mia?
00:20:17She came for you?
00:20:18Yeah.
00:20:19Sounds like it.
00:20:20Hang on, hang on.
00:20:21If you can hear her, that must mean...
00:20:23I'm not dead!
00:20:26Holy shit, dude!
00:20:29Let's go!
00:20:29Let's go!
00:20:30Here we go!
00:20:30Come on, buddy!
00:20:31Come on!
00:20:31Get up!
00:20:32Get up!
00:20:32Get up!
00:20:32Get up!
00:20:32Get up!
00:20:34Oh, man!
00:20:43Oh, man!
00:20:44Oh, fuck!
00:20:45I'm fucking...
00:20:47I'm fucking heavy!
00:21:00Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, I'm sure you just put on a little extra weight since the breakup.
00:21:08You sure did, but not this much.
00:21:10Just let me put your legs!
00:21:12Okay.
00:21:13Let me in!
00:21:16Zach!
00:21:21You're a real asshole, you know that?
00:21:22You're a fucking asshole!
00:21:26Come on!
00:21:27Why'd you stop?
00:21:27Uh, Mia might not be here to save me.
00:21:34Piece of shit!
00:21:36Oh, yeah, she's, like, yelling.
00:21:38She called me an asshole, piece of shit.
00:21:39I hope you fucking die!
00:21:41Okay, that's not nice!
00:21:44What's she saying?
00:21:45She told me to fucking die!
00:21:46Huh?
00:21:47She might be in luck.
00:21:48Mia!
00:21:50I'm sorry!
00:21:52I, uh, whatever I did, I...
00:21:54Mia, that was a good apology!
00:22:04It was heartfelt!
00:22:05Right?
00:22:11She was so angry.
00:22:13Uh, I think you're missing the big picture here, man.
00:22:15You're alive!
00:22:17Kind of.
00:22:18Hang on, hang on.
00:22:19Maybe this is why I'm here.
00:22:21Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:22:22I hope you get back.
00:22:24Up there?
00:22:26Uh-huh.
00:22:28Huh.
00:22:29You must have said something to upset her before you wound up on the floor.
00:22:32I don't know, man.
00:22:33I give up.
00:22:36Wow, wow.
00:22:37Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.
00:22:39Hello?
00:22:40Buddy?
00:22:40Is everything...
00:22:41Holy shit, dude, I was just...
00:22:58I was just...
00:22:59I was...
00:22:59I was gone.
00:23:01Fuck.
00:23:02Don't do that again, okay?
00:23:04I think if you give up here, then that's it.
00:23:12So if we don't keep my mind active, we're gonna, like, fade?
00:23:19Oh.
00:23:21Don't like that.
00:23:22No, thank you.
00:23:22That's not fun.
00:23:23No, thank you.
00:23:23No, let's not do that.
00:23:24Let's keep your mind going, right?
00:23:25So, okay, you're sure that we can rule Mia out as a suspect?
00:23:29Yeah, yeah.
00:23:30I mean, you saw us at the park.
00:23:31We were on good terms.
00:23:33Before...
00:23:34Whatever that was.
00:23:35Fucking asshole!
00:23:36You said you guys fought a lot.
00:23:37Yes.
00:23:38Hence the breakup.
00:23:39Well?
00:23:39She's not a murderer.
00:23:41She's just, like, she can be a little intense sometimes.
00:23:43You know, a little...
00:23:44Were you about to say crazy?
00:23:46No.
00:23:47No, I wasn't.
00:23:48Okay, because that's problematic, man.
00:23:50I know that is problematic.
00:23:52I...
00:23:53Look.
00:23:55It's not pretty, but...
00:23:57We got like that.
00:23:59Kind of a lot sometimes.
00:24:00Especially towards the end.
00:24:01Why?
00:24:03I mean, it's very...
00:24:04She's really...
00:24:05She always puts everybody else first.
00:24:07Hey.
00:24:08You know, she's very present.
00:24:10And she'll always come through for you.
00:24:13You know?
00:24:14She's honestly amazing.
00:24:15She sounds like a great woman.
00:24:16She is.
00:24:17So why'd you guys break up?
00:24:18That could be a lot.
00:24:19That was a lot.
00:24:20She's...
00:24:21It's kind of suffocating.
00:24:23You know?
00:24:24Trust issue stuff.
00:24:25Do you even want to be here with me right now?
00:24:27Where are you getting that from?
00:24:29Her last boyfriend was a total dickhead
00:24:32who took advantage and cheated on her,
00:24:34and I don't think she ever got over that.
00:24:35Get the fuck out!
00:24:37I feel like you guys could have worked it out.
00:24:39It's not that simple, man.
00:24:41Also, just FYI, just to fill you in as...
00:24:43as Chris.
00:24:44Chris is not necessarily in any position
00:24:46to give me relationship advice.
00:24:48Your lady threw a crockpot at your head.
00:24:50She did?
00:24:51Yeah.
00:24:52You told me right here in this kitchen.
00:24:54She threw a crockpot at me, man.
00:24:56What?
00:24:57No, it was full, dude.
00:24:58It dented the wall.
00:24:59Jesus, man, that's scary.
00:25:01Yeah.
00:25:02It's a total waste of food.
00:25:04Yeah.
00:25:05Wow.
00:25:06Are you, uh...
00:25:08Are you okay?
00:25:10Oh, yeah, no, I'm fine.
00:25:11No, dude, I'm fine now.
00:25:12I mean, it's just like, she's got that temper.
00:25:14Is that true?
00:25:15Yeah.
00:25:16But, um, I guess you guys are, you know,
00:25:18going to therapy, so...
00:25:20Oh, we are.
00:25:21Yeah.
00:25:21We decided to, um...
00:25:22We decided to go to therapy.
00:25:23Okay.
00:25:24Nice.
00:25:24How's that?
00:25:25Good.
00:25:25Yeah.
00:25:26I've been going for a few months now,
00:25:27and it's been, like, rewarding, and it's been tough.
00:25:32I mean, don't get me...
00:25:32It's, like, weird.
00:25:33Right.
00:25:34But it's also, um, you know,
00:25:35she's gotten to kind of confront some of her past traumas,
00:25:39get into the root of stuff,
00:25:41and then, um, you know, to be fair,
00:25:43like, I've kind of figured out some stuff about myself,
00:25:46kind of some of the kind of more unhealthy behavior stuff,
00:25:50you know?
00:25:51Like, for example, are you, like,
00:25:52throwing, like, large objects at her?
00:25:55I am not.
00:25:55I am not doing that.
00:25:56No.
00:25:56Okay.
00:25:56Yes.
00:25:57You know, look, I like, just because, like,
00:25:58I'm, you know, I'm glad that you guys are talking to somebody
00:26:01and trying to get help and work through it and stuff,
00:26:03but it just, it seems like maybe she needs therapy
00:26:07more so than...
00:26:09Yeah, maybe.
00:26:10Um...
00:26:11How come you didn't bring this up before?
00:26:15Can I be real?
00:26:17Please?
00:26:18Yeah, it's awkward, right?
00:26:19I mean, we've just been dating for, like, a year.
00:26:21It's just kind of uncomfortable to talk about that stuff, I guess.
00:26:25I get that.
00:26:25Yeah.
00:26:27Well, listen, I would hope that it goes without saying,
00:26:29but if ever anything like this happens again
00:26:31and you ever need, like, a sofa to crash on...
00:26:34Thanks, dude.
00:26:36I'll get Bob kicked out if you want.
00:26:38I'm ready for you.
00:26:40Please.
00:26:41Talk to me.
00:26:42Dude, thank you.
00:26:43Yeah.
00:26:44Yeah.
00:26:44Me and I talked about going to therapy.
00:26:49Yeah?
00:26:49Yeah.
00:26:50We never talked about this.
00:26:51Yeah, we never went.
00:26:52It just seemed like a whole, you know...
00:26:54Oh, thing.
00:26:55I don't know.
00:26:55Oh, no, it wasn't really for me,
00:26:57but I'm glad you're doing it.
00:26:58Mm-hmm.
00:26:59Do you want another beer?
00:27:00No, man, I should probably not be going to therapy tomorrow,
00:27:03hammered.
00:27:04Oh, I don't know.
00:27:05Could be good.
00:27:05Roll straight through.
00:27:06Keep drinking.
00:27:07You're very honest when you're drunk.
00:27:09Okay.
00:27:09Here's my impression of you when you're drunk.
00:27:10These are all my feelings.
00:27:14That is a impeccable impression.
00:27:16You should do stand-up.
00:27:18Mm, yeah.
00:27:18Come see me at the Virgil.
00:27:19Yeah, I think I'll do that.
00:27:21I'm sorry, man.
00:27:22No, that's not easy.
00:27:24But you saw.
00:27:24At least it's nice, you know,
00:27:26we're there for each other.
00:27:27Yeah.
00:27:28And we'll always be there for each other,
00:27:30as long as I am not about to die on my bathroom floor.
00:27:32Right.
00:27:34Hey, no!
00:27:35Come on!
00:27:36No, no, no!
00:27:36That was not me giving up!
00:27:37No, no, no, no, no!
00:27:40Stop doing that, dude!
00:27:47I'm very sorry.
00:27:47I thought I would understand jokes.
00:27:50Look, when you get out of here...
00:27:52If I get out of this?
00:27:53When, when you get out of here,
00:27:56there's so much great stuff waiting for you, man.
00:27:58Like you're starting up your stand-up career again.
00:28:01Yeah.
00:28:02No, yeah.
00:28:03I mean, if I survive this,
00:28:04I could get booked a second time.
00:28:05Dude, you have so much to live for.
00:28:08Right?
00:28:08Yeah.
00:28:09Okay.
00:28:09Okay.
00:28:10I swear you budged you before.
00:28:14Okay.
00:28:15Well, let's start small.
00:28:18Yeah.
00:28:19Good thinking.
00:28:31Did it work?
00:28:34Yeah!
00:28:34What do you see?
00:28:36Uh...
00:28:36Oh, the mirror's cracked.
00:28:56Whoa.
00:28:57That must have been how you got the gash on your forehead.
00:28:59What else do you see?
00:29:00What else do you see?
00:29:02Um...
00:29:02Oh!
00:29:14Neat!
00:29:14Make sense.
00:29:21Okay.
00:29:22Let's, uh...
00:29:23Right.
00:29:23Okay.
00:29:23Arm.
00:29:24Arm to phone.
00:29:25Uh-huh.
00:29:25Hand to phone.
00:29:27One, two, three.
00:29:29No!
00:29:30Wait!
00:29:30My shoulder!
00:29:30Sorry, sorry.
00:29:31Oh, that's no good.
00:29:32I'm gonna try to imagine you with bigger muscles.
00:29:34Hard to get bigger than they are.
00:29:40Oh!
00:29:40Oh!
00:29:41Oh!
00:29:41Oh, God!
00:29:42One, two, three!
00:29:47Ow!
00:29:47All right.
00:29:49We're gonna mix it up.
00:29:50We're gonna try another strategy here.
00:29:51Element of surprise?
00:29:53Love it.
00:29:53Yes.
00:29:54All right.
00:29:54We're done with this.
00:29:55Oh, boy.
00:29:57I should wash my hands for health and cleanliness.
00:30:00Always important to have hygiene.
00:30:02Huh.
00:30:02Oh, I moved!
00:30:13Oh, I just moved!
00:30:13Ha, ha, ha!
00:30:17Yeah!
00:30:21Yeah!
00:30:21Yeah!
00:30:22Okay, okay, okay!
00:30:22Okay, okay!
00:30:23Got it, got it, got it!
00:30:25Yeah!
00:30:25Okay.
00:30:26Flip it.
00:30:27Okay.
00:30:42Anna!
00:30:42Missed call from Anna!
00:30:43Ah!
00:30:44I have a missed call from Anna!
00:30:45Ah, a missed call from Anna!
00:30:46Ah, there it is.
00:30:47Dude, dude, who's Anna?
00:30:52A friend of mine for years, she's a comic, she's like killing it right now,
00:30:56she just booked like the comedy role in a Marvel thing, about to blow up.
00:31:01I don't know, we get along really well, haven't been able to hang out for a long time.
00:31:05Is it because she's too busy with Hollywood, or too busy murdering?
00:31:10No, neither, but Mia wouldn't let me.
00:31:13Like, I don't care about these stupid comedy people, okay?
00:31:15Ah, so she's cute then.
00:31:18It's not, no, it's not, it's not, it's, but it's not, it's like she's very cool,
00:31:24and she's great to be around, and it's also like, you know,
00:31:28like part of comedy is doing the set, and then part of it is, is, is, is the hang.
00:31:32The hang? What are you even talking about right now?
00:31:34Right, so now you're free to hang with Anna because you're single.
00:31:38Yeah, I guess. You think that's what she called?
00:31:40Just got out of a relationship, kind of long overdue.
00:31:49You know, I was getting around to it.
00:31:51Uh, living on my own for the first time in years.
00:31:54It's nice, it's a fresh start.
00:31:55I got, I got a roommate, I met him online, I know his first name, that is a, that is all
00:32:02that I know.
00:32:04You look good up there, dude.
00:32:06I'm wearing that.
00:32:07You are, dude. You're wearing the hell out of that jacket.
00:32:09Last thing I remembered was something about a show, and we're in the same clothes.
00:32:13And now we share a bathroom?
00:32:15Hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on.
00:32:17Are you saying, what if this is tonight?
00:32:20Uh, Buddy about just moved in with his girlfriend.
00:32:23I don't know, I don't know.
00:32:24Seems a little iffy to me, I don't know.
00:32:27Uh, could be because I just got out of a relationship,
00:32:29or it could be because this lady threw a rice cooker at his head.
00:32:32You know, I didn't name names, and I changed the details.
00:32:36It's just made for a good bit.
00:32:37No, I, I know, man, it's, yeah, no, it's, it's just jokes.
00:32:39I genuinely really admire you guys, the, the therapy and stuff.
00:32:42You know, you'll see, I take this bit to an absurd place, it gets weird.
00:32:45Totally, dude, yeah, it's, you know, it's fine.
00:32:47Uh, just out of curiosity, has anyone ever tried to, uh, pick up a rice cooker,
00:32:51like, even when it's empty?
00:32:52They're not light! They're not light!
00:32:55I have no idea how you bought one of those things.
00:32:57You have to get, like, a, like, a twirling start,
00:32:59like you're doing, like, shot put in the Olympics.
00:33:02That's a bad fight!
00:33:04When your girlfriend does something, and you're like,
00:33:06oh, God, have you been training for this?
00:33:12All right, anyways, thanks, y'all, that's my time.
00:33:14Have a great night!
00:33:15Thank you very much!
00:33:16Thank you, thank you, thank you.
00:33:18Who are you looking at?
00:33:19All right, give it up for Jack, everybody!
00:33:22All right, all right.
00:33:23That's Anna.
00:33:26That's Anna.
00:33:28She is cute.
00:33:30Huh.
00:33:30Huh.
00:33:31So it's a voice thing?
00:33:32Yeah, I mean, I didn't even really get to meet the cast,
00:33:34but, you know, I'm probably, like, a rodent or a plant.
00:33:37This is very cool.
00:33:38It's just very, it's very cool.
00:33:39I'm basically Vin Diesel.
00:33:40Look at you.
00:33:43You see?
00:33:44It's the hang.
00:33:45We're talking shop.
00:33:46Okay, got it.
00:33:47Why are you whispering?
00:33:48I don't want to be rude.
00:33:48We're not here!
00:33:50Hello?
00:33:50Oh, see?
00:33:52Yeah, so Ratatouille is actually the name of the food.
00:33:56The rat's name is Remy.
00:33:57The rat is a different, a different thing altogether.
00:34:00Yeah.
00:34:00Oh, so where to, Jackaroo?
00:34:02Uh, you know, my, uh, my new place isn't actually far from here.
00:34:07Oh, are you inviting me back to your bachelor pad?
00:34:09Well, I was more putting, uh, yeah, I was doing that.
00:34:11I was, yeah, that was what I was doing.
00:34:13Yeah, I picked that.
00:34:13Yeah, so there you go.
00:34:15Yeah, is your creepy roommate going to be there?
00:34:17He is not usually home.
00:34:20I can't make promises, but I'd say in general, no, he's not usually there.
00:34:25Wonderful.
00:34:27Uh, yeah, oh, no, but, okay.
00:34:29No, I want to hear you.
00:34:30I want to hear your experience.
00:34:30No, I didn't remember this.
00:34:33I didn't remember this.
00:34:33You didn't remember this?
00:34:34I didn't remember that part until now.
00:34:36Okay.
00:34:36Hey, Jack.
00:34:37Okay, who's this?
00:34:39Okay.
00:34:39Tanya, hi.
00:34:41I'm Tanya.
00:34:42Me and Jack are way back.
00:34:43Tanya, Anna.
00:34:44Don't we?
00:34:45That's Mia's best friend.
00:34:46Oh, my God.
00:34:48This is tonight, dude.
00:34:50Think about it.
00:34:51Look, you were making out with the very woman Mia was most insecure about.
00:34:56Her best friend, Tanya.
00:34:58I'm Tanya.
00:34:59Saw you guys, so she's obviously going to call Mia the minute she leaves the club.
00:35:02I'm Tanya.
00:35:03Mia's worst fears are confirmed.
00:35:05She drives over in a fit of rage, and boom goes the dynamite.
00:35:08She tells you to die.
00:35:09I hope you fucking die.
00:35:11Well, but what puts me on the floor?
00:35:15Or who?
00:35:18You're really pretty.
00:35:19Oh, thank you.
00:35:19Yeah, no worries.
00:35:20She's pretty.
00:35:21Yeah.
00:35:21Got a little...
00:35:23Good to see you, Jack.
00:35:24Great to see you.
00:35:26Loved that.
00:35:27You okay?
00:35:28Yeah, I'm good.
00:35:29That's going to be a problem for future Jack.
00:35:31Great.
00:35:31I don't care.
00:35:32Where do you live?
00:35:32Okay.
00:35:32What's up with the purple light?
00:35:51You better not be a pimp, because I'm not doing that again.
00:35:54I'm kidding.
00:35:57I'm kidding.
00:35:59Sorry.
00:36:00That's just, I don't know how to respond to that.
00:36:02I wouldn't assume that, but then also, I'm not judgmental about sex work.
00:36:05So the light, yeah.
00:36:06That's my roommate's room.
00:36:08Okay.
00:36:09My buddy's convinced that he's a drug dealer, but I think the light's just like, I don't
00:36:13know, maybe he's very into photography?
00:36:15Wouldn't that be red light?
00:36:16I don't know.
00:36:16I don't know.
00:36:17Whatever it is, he's very weird, and he's given very explicit instructions not to go in
00:36:21there, so I don't think I'm ever going to know.
00:36:22Right, so have you been in there yet?
00:36:25Did you not hear what I just saw?
00:36:26I gotta know what's in there, man.
00:36:27I'm so curious.
00:36:29Anna, actually, please.
00:36:29Please actually don't.
00:36:30Please actually don't.
00:36:31Okay, yeah.
00:36:32Yeah, yeah.
00:36:33Yeah, yeah.
00:36:37Holy shit.
00:36:42Holy shit.
00:36:45Oh.
00:36:49Okay, so, yeah, so my buddy Chris was right.
00:36:52This is, uh, he's a drug dealer.
00:36:54Okay.
00:36:54Cool.
00:36:55Cool.
00:36:55We know that.
00:36:56Have you ever done shrooms?
00:36:57Uh, yeah, a couple times.
00:36:59Lie.
00:36:59Never done mushrooms.
00:37:00Very fun.
00:37:01Ready?
00:37:02Yeah, cheers.
00:37:03Cheers.
00:37:05Oh, you guys are going to freak out.
00:37:08Are you good?
00:37:10No, no.
00:37:11Yeah, these are delicious.
00:37:13Okay, no one likes the taste.
00:37:15I lied to you.
00:37:15I've never done mushrooms.
00:37:16And I'm not.
00:37:17Come on.
00:37:17I just wanted to impress you.
00:37:18This is not nice.
00:37:20This is not nice.
00:37:21Well, uh, I guess I'll be your shaman.
00:37:27Here you go.
00:37:31Hey, I just want to apologize for, um, for kissing you earlier.
00:37:35I think I just had, like, a lot of adrenaline coming out of the set.
00:37:38You thought your set was that good?
00:37:42I'm kidding.
00:37:43I'm kidding.
00:37:44I'm sorry.
00:37:45It's a joke.
00:37:45It's just, like, it was very, um, um, I just got out of this thing with Mia, and it's just
00:37:49very, like, I really respect you.
00:37:51So you didn't want to kiss me?
00:37:54Sorry.
00:37:54I'm sorry.
00:37:55I'm fucking with you.
00:37:56I wanted to kiss.
00:37:57I did want to kiss you, and I enjoyed the kissing.
00:37:59I just don't want it now to be weird.
00:38:01It's fine.
00:38:02Relax, okay?
00:38:03Look, we're on the same page.
00:38:04Well, I'm just, I'm glad that we're hanging out again.
00:38:07Yeah.
00:38:07Why did we stop?
00:38:09There was just, like, this tension with Mia whenever you came up.
00:38:12No, really?
00:38:14Yeah.
00:38:14I don't know.
00:38:14She just, like, she just felt very, I don't know.
00:38:17Jealous?
00:38:18Uh, insecure, maybe?
00:38:20I don't know.
00:38:20Left out, I guess?
00:38:21I don't know.
00:38:22Maybe she just needed a little reassurance.
00:38:24No, I told her that, like, it was just, you know, we were friends, and it was fellow comics,
00:38:28like, to hang and everything, but she just got weird about it to the point that I was just,
00:38:32like, I would rather not deal with that weirdness, so I just kind of stopped.
00:38:36Um, I'm happy to bring it up.
00:38:39Yeah, I mean, it's not really reassurance, though, right?
00:38:42It's just a justification of our friendship, which makes you look defensive, which in turn
00:38:47makes her think it's, like, a way bigger deal than it is.
00:38:50Yeah.
00:38:52Yeah, I've been with as many men as I've been with women, and we're all emotionally repressed
00:39:00in one way or another.
00:39:03You've, like, really got your shit together.
00:39:05Yeah, okay.
00:39:06You do.
00:39:07And you're, like, a superhero now?
00:39:09You're Spider-Man, and you're not allowed to tell me?
00:39:10Mm-hmm.
00:39:11How'd that even happen, by the way?
00:39:13Honestly, dude, I think I just had a good set at the Laugh Factory, and the right person
00:39:16saw me.
00:39:17Hey, let me know if this is overstepping, but if they ever have, like, an open slot, I'd
00:39:20love to throw my name in the hat.
00:39:22So you just want to hang out so you can get stage time?
00:39:24Yeah, exactly.
00:39:25That's all this is.
00:39:28Cool.
00:39:30Kidding.
00:39:34Hey, no, seriously, that was a joke.
00:39:35I was kidding.
00:39:36No, it's fine.
00:39:37I don't want to make this, like, a bad trip.
00:39:38No, look, okay, that's actually my shit.
00:39:41Uh, my recurring cycle is that I think people are using me, you know, and with the movie
00:39:47coming out, it's definitely worse than ever, so no new friends, all that.
00:39:53I, I, I'm, I'm really sorry.
00:39:56It's fine.
00:39:57Actually, there's a show on Valentine's Day.
00:39:59I could see if I could get you on that.
00:40:00You do not have to do that.
00:40:01We're friends.
00:40:01You asked.
00:40:02It's important to you.
00:40:03Just let me see what I can do.
00:40:05Thanks.
00:40:06You should be real with people more often.
00:40:10It works.
00:40:11People like it.
00:40:12Yeah.
00:40:16Oh, fuck.
00:40:17That's, fuck, my roommate.
00:40:18You said he was never here.
00:40:19He never is, except for at the worst possible times, apparently.
00:40:24That's my bathroom.
00:40:25Go to the, that's the.
00:40:26Hey, Bob.
00:40:28Um, hey, this is, uh, Anna.
00:40:33Jack, can I talk to you for a moment?
00:40:36Yeah.
00:40:43You think I don't know what you two are up to?
00:40:45Um.
00:40:46It's your girlfriend, isn't it?
00:40:48Oh.
00:40:49Uh, no.
00:40:50That's, she's just.
00:40:51Ah, a moonlight trist.
00:40:55Regardless, we are obliged to inform Mrs. Eggers of any overnight guests.
00:40:58As you must recall from the contract you signed when you moved in.
00:41:01I didn't read it.
00:41:04But, I believe what happens in a man's bedroom is his business, so.
00:41:08You can trust that your secret is safe with me.
00:41:13You should be real with people more often.
00:41:16It works.
00:41:17People like it.
00:41:18Bob, you should know.
00:41:19We went into your room.
00:41:20I told you not to.
00:41:23Yeah, I know.
00:41:24We saw it.
00:41:25So, are you a drug dealer?
00:41:27Shrooms?
00:41:28No, no, no.
00:41:28I was just holding those for a friend.
00:41:30How come you're never here?
00:41:31Well, I spend a lot of time at my girlfriend's house, because this place sucks.
00:41:34Why do you have a gun?
00:41:35That's an heirloom.
00:41:36It doesn't even work.
00:41:37Okay.
00:41:38And what's the purple light about?
00:41:40I like botany.
00:41:42Why are you so weird about people going in your room?
00:41:44It just makes me very curious.
00:41:45Because I'm holding illegal drugs.
00:41:48Also, privacy.
00:41:51Yeah.
00:41:52That all checks out.
00:41:54Are you going to get that?
00:41:55You can hear it, too.
00:41:57Thank God.
00:41:59Wait.
00:42:02You ate some of those mushrooms, didn't you?
00:42:04I'm going to pay you back for these, yeah.
00:42:07Are they intense?
00:42:08Because I took, like, four.
00:42:09She took four.
00:42:10Are we going to be okay?
00:42:11Honestly, I don't know.
00:42:12But you might want to take it easy, unless you want to wind up on the floor.
00:42:21Okay, thanks, Bob.
00:42:42Whoa, whoa, whoa, dude.
00:42:44Shrooms are going to knock you out.
00:42:45Mia, she pounds at the door.
00:42:47That wakes Anna up.
00:42:48She's disoriented.
00:42:49You're gone.
00:42:49So she calls, like, where are you?
00:42:53Not realizing that you're passed out next door.
00:42:55Uh-huh.
00:42:55Well, why wouldn't she just come looking for me?
00:42:57We don't know how time works here.
00:42:58For all we know, you've been lying on the ground for, like, two minutes in the real world.
00:43:05Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:43:06Okay.
00:43:06It's happening, man.
00:43:07Here we go.
00:43:07I hold you, man.
00:43:10This is it.
00:43:17Oh.
00:43:18Oh, gross.
00:43:23Oh, I'd rather have seen you naked, man.
00:43:25Oh.
00:43:25Don't puke in my brain.
00:43:26Don't puke in my brain.
00:43:27Okay.
00:43:28This isn't it.
00:43:30You might still pass out.
00:43:31No, the mirror isn't cracked.
00:43:32What about your clothes?
00:43:33They're exactly the same.
00:43:34Well, I'd probably just wear this outfit a lot.
00:43:36I don't know.
00:43:36I don't have a lot of clothes that fit me nice.
00:43:39I am.
00:43:41What difference would it make anyways?
00:43:43Well, I would finding out, like, what put me on the floor.
00:43:46Or who.
00:43:47What difference would that make?
00:43:49I don't know.
00:43:50Catharsis, maybe?
00:43:53Like, give your brain the juice it needs to kind of, like, set you on track, wake you up, jolt you, you know?
00:43:58That's a lovely idea.
00:43:59That's a very nice sentiment.
00:44:01I like the way you see things.
00:44:02I just don't assume that that would be how anything would fucking work.
00:44:10Hang on.
00:44:10You're not giving up, are you?
00:44:13I don't want to disappear again, man.
00:44:15Okay?
00:44:15It's scary.
00:44:16There's nothing, but it also hurts.
00:44:18Well, I don't know what to tell you.
00:44:19It just, it just sucks.
00:44:22It just, I felt like just as I was starting to take control of my life, I go and I get myself killed.
00:44:27Like, the comedy, the living on my own.
00:44:29Everything felt like it was finally heading in the right direction, and, and, and, what if none of that matters?
00:44:40Then don't stop taking control, man.
00:44:44You're here right now, right?
00:44:47Some part of you wants to stay alive.
00:44:49You know how I know that?
00:44:50Because I'm some part of you.
00:44:55You know, I gotta say, I know you're not actually here, or whatever, but it's, uh, it's pretty nice having my best friend around.
00:45:02Yeah.
00:45:04Somewhere up there, I'm real, right?
00:45:07I'm working on a novel, got a girlfriend, and, yeah, she throws things at me sometimes, but the point is, I'm real, and I would love to talk to my best friend again.
00:45:18Mm-hmm.
00:45:19And you really think if I figure out, like, what put me on the floor, or, or who?
00:45:24You think that will save me?
00:45:25I do.
00:45:26Okay.
00:45:28Okay.
00:45:29I believe you.
00:45:30You're not giving up?
00:45:31I'm not giving up.
00:45:32Let's go.
00:45:32Yeah.
00:45:33All right.
00:45:33So, we know that you didn't get the gash on your forehead that night.
00:45:36What happened the next morning?
00:45:37Uh, well, Anna was here, so...
00:45:39Wait.
00:45:42Do you hear that?
00:45:44It...
00:45:44Water.
00:45:45Yeah, the tap.
00:45:46Is it still running?
00:45:47No, this is...
00:45:49different sounding.
00:45:50This is more like, uh...
00:46:00You know what?
00:46:01I have no idea.
00:46:02Don't worry about it.
00:46:02All right.
00:46:03So, this is awkward, but I was supposed to FaceTime my parents, like, ten minutes ago, and they're just...
00:46:07They're...
00:46:07I had stressed...
00:46:08They just have a very, like, tight timeline, always.
00:46:10Well, do you want me to, like, walk by in the background and show them that you're living that L.A. lifestyle?
00:46:14So...
00:46:14I very badly do not want you to do that.
00:46:16Right.
00:46:16Okay.
00:46:17Well, fuck you.
00:46:18Thanks for the shrimps.
00:46:19I'm gonna get out.
00:46:20I'm leaving.
00:46:26Hey!
00:46:27Hey, guys.
00:46:28Sorry I'm late.
00:46:29Hey, hey.
00:46:30You doing okay, son?
00:46:31Yeah.
00:46:31Honestly, can't complain right now.
00:46:33I, uh, uh, had a good show last night.
00:46:35Oh.
00:46:35Did you get paid?
00:46:36That's not...
00:46:37It's not really about that, like, at this phase.
00:46:38Oh.
00:46:39Well, what's it about?
00:46:40Uh, networking, honey.
00:46:42You know, the hang.
00:46:43Oh.
00:46:43Oh, good.
00:46:43Right?
00:46:44Did I get it right?
00:46:45Did I get it right?
00:46:45Yeah, um, um, actually, last night, this, uh, comic got me booked on a show at the Laugh
00:46:49Actors.
00:46:49Oh, what's that?
00:46:50Oh, what?
00:46:52One of the, like, biggest comedy venues in L.A.
00:46:55Oh, wow.
00:46:56Honey.
00:46:56That's great.
00:46:57Wow, honey, when's the show?
00:46:59Uh, it's the...
00:47:00I don't remember.
00:47:01If there's another show, and, and, and I, I, I had a missed call from Anna.
00:47:05What if that's where I'm supposed to be right now?
00:47:07Maybe there's still time.
00:47:08It's the, uh, the 14th.
00:47:1014th?
00:47:11Oh, that's too bad.
00:47:12Bye.
00:47:13It's your brother's party.
00:47:15I, I'm, I'm really sorry.
00:47:16I'm just, like, not gonna be able to make it out there.
00:47:18Jack, this is family.
00:47:19It's just, like, not a thing that I, I, I would be able to, um, move.
00:47:23So if I don't, I just, I'll pay you guys back for the ticket and stuff.
00:47:26I don't, I'll, I'll talk to Nick, obviously.
00:47:28I, I, I, I...
00:47:29Uh, what's going on?
00:47:31What's going on?
00:47:31What's going on?
00:47:35I moved.
00:47:55You hear this?
00:47:59I'm hearing this one, yeah.
00:48:06Oh, we're going in?
00:48:11Where the fuck do you want me to go?
00:48:14Where do you want me to go?
00:48:15Sir.
00:48:18Uh, I'm very sorry.
00:48:19This is, you saw that.
00:48:20That's not, sorry.
00:48:22Why are we seeing this?
00:48:26Hey, let me see.
00:48:27Right here.
00:48:29Okay, well, thank you so much.
00:48:31Have a good one.
00:48:35Get in here.
00:48:36Hi, you get in here.
00:48:38I, I'm in here.
00:48:39Get in here.
00:48:41Y'all, if you get us there, 10 minutes, bro.
00:48:44I'll, uh, do what I can.
00:48:45I don't know what this is leading to, no.
00:48:57Oh, fuck.
00:48:59Oh, fuck.
00:49:00Oh, fuck.
00:49:02Yeah.
00:49:05Hang on, are these guys going to turn out to be the killers?
00:49:06Because that would be way out of nowhere.
00:49:10How's your night gone so far?
00:49:11Call the free drug friends.
00:49:15Rad.
00:49:25You good back there?
00:49:31Hey, Jack.
00:49:32Been a while, huh?
00:49:34Yeah, good, uh, good to see you again, sir.
00:49:36You too, sir.
00:49:38So, how's the comedy thing going?
00:49:39Um, I didn't get to watch your show at the Virgil the other week, but congrats on getting booked.
00:49:46Yes, going good.
00:49:47Don't worry, if you missed it, you can come see me at the, uh, the laugh factory.
00:49:51I just got a couple minutes coming up there, so.
00:49:53That's great.
00:49:54Congrats.
00:49:56Oh, uh, yeah.
00:49:57Thanks.
00:49:58Did you get any good jokes driving Uber?
00:50:03What?
00:50:04I'm serious.
00:50:05I bet you see some real characters.
00:50:07Yeah, but, uh, most writers aren't half as funny as they think they are.
00:50:12Neither are most comedians.
00:50:16Go.
00:50:24I'll be right there.
00:50:26I'm just right there.
00:50:27Hey, I'm sorry about that.
00:50:35All good.
00:50:35You're not the worst passengers of Ed's night.
00:50:38I meant about calling you the other night.
00:50:40That was out of line.
00:50:42Oh, yeah.
00:50:43Uh, 20 times was, like, maybe a bit much.
00:50:46Yeah.
00:50:46Um, Tanya told me about seeing you and Anne at the show.
00:50:51Uh, yeah, Mia, that, that wasn't, yeah, it's, it's none of my business now that we're broken up, and I shouldn't have brought up your phone.
00:50:58That was way uncool.
00:51:02Thanks.
00:51:05Yeah.
00:51:07Well, um, you look great.
00:51:10You guys are gonna party it up tonight?
00:51:13Yeah.
00:51:15Thanks.
00:51:15I, I haven't worn this thing in ages.
00:51:17Uber.
00:51:19Yes.
00:51:20Great.
00:51:20Well, have fun.
00:51:22Don't, uh, don't waste your time sitting in an Uber with your ex.
00:51:26Yeah, I'm, uh, I'm gonna go.
00:51:28Have fun.
00:51:30Yeah.
00:51:30It was, um, nice to see you.
00:51:36Have a good night.
00:51:38You too.
00:51:42Yeah, man, I don't know if, uh, Mia wanted you dead in that moment.
00:52:01Yeah, no, I don't know.
00:52:04You okay, buddy?
00:52:06Yeah, I mean, we're good.
00:52:07I'm just, uh, I don't know, some part of me, uh, really misses her.
00:52:10What are you doing here?
00:52:16I don't know.
00:52:17Where's here?
00:52:17I, I didn't know you had other projections in here.
00:52:20Hi, Mia.
00:52:21Hi.
00:52:21Oh, man, I must really be spazzing out of there.
00:52:23Wait, uh, projections?
00:52:25Yeah.
00:52:25Uh, uh, uh, kind of hard to explain, but basically, all of this, everything you're seeing, is, uh,
00:52:31my subconscious.
00:52:32Huh.
00:52:34It's very dog-filled.
00:52:36Yes, that's been driving me crazy.
00:52:37Wow.
00:52:39The inside of Jack's brain is, like, really empty.
00:52:42Oh, yeah.
00:52:43Again, this is just the subconscious part.
00:52:45Oh, sure.
00:52:46Yeah, yeah.
00:52:46No, I'm sure we'll find a magical corner that'll take us into a huge mind palace filled with
00:52:50books on philosophy.
00:52:51Oh, I'm sure.
00:52:52Mind palace?
00:52:53Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:52:54Loving this.
00:52:54Loving all of this chuminess.
00:52:56That's fun.
00:52:56Hey, why am I here?
00:52:58I'm your girlfriend, right?
00:52:59Uh, ex.
00:53:00Oh.
00:53:01Maybe I'm here because you and I have unresolved business.
00:53:04Catharsis.
00:53:05Yes, that's what I've been saying this whole time.
00:53:06Yeah, maybe he has to resolve all of his earthly problems before he can pass on.
00:53:10Okay, yeah, because we were thinking he might wake up, but no, no, no, I think peace before
00:53:13death so then he can move on.
00:53:15Let's not, none of the move on talk, okay?
00:53:17And this doesn't make sense because you and I, we don't have any unresolved business, right?
00:53:21Yeah, I guess not.
00:53:23And me and I, we broke up three months ago, so there's nothing left to say.
00:53:26Sorry.
00:53:27It's cool.
00:53:30Ugh!
00:53:30It just keeps happening.
00:53:32Give me, give me a second.
00:53:34It's a fungus.
00:53:35What's the deal?
00:53:42I'm doing the opposite of giving up right now.
00:53:45Just put it back.
00:53:48Oh, man.
00:53:50I might be running out of time.
00:53:54I gotta get to the bathroom.
00:53:57The bathroom?
00:53:58It's where he passed out.
00:53:59Yeah.
00:54:00Yeah.
00:54:16You gotta get up, buddy!
00:54:20Come on, you gotta get up!
00:54:21Um, you don't look so good.
00:54:28That's what I said.
00:54:30You're missing the biggest show you've ever booked.
00:54:33Had you tried this before?
00:54:35Oh, yeah.
00:54:36All the time.
00:54:37He loves to do this.
00:54:37I thought the willpower would change things.
00:54:41The will to live wasn't enough?
00:54:43I don't know.
00:54:43Do I not want to get up?
00:54:46No!
00:54:46Of course!
00:54:47I want to get up!
00:54:48I want to get to the Laugh Factory, man!
00:54:50This show's gonna make it all worth it!
00:54:52The unpaid gigs and the shitty day jobs and missing my brother's engagement party.
00:54:57It's all gonna be worth it, and we're so close, but now it's...
00:55:02Buddy, buddy, it's gonna be all right.
00:55:04I know it's stupid, and it seems like really small, but I just really want this.
00:55:10Um, let's get you to your comedy show.
00:55:14Yeah!
00:55:15Yes!
00:55:16Okay, okay, okay!
00:55:17We can just do this again.
00:55:18I'll take the leg.
00:55:19Okay, I will take this part!
00:55:25Whoa!
00:55:26Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
00:55:27What the fuck?
00:55:33How the fuck?
00:55:34What the fuck?
00:55:36Okay!
00:55:38This is really light!
00:55:40No, no, this is usually really hard!
00:55:43Really wasn't that hard!
00:55:57Uh, should you call them online?
00:55:59No, no, no, I gotta get to the show.
00:56:01Call me, I can come over and patch you up.
00:56:03Okay.
00:56:06Please leave your message.
00:56:09I'm here, let's go straight to voicemail.
00:56:11Text him, text him.
00:56:12Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
00:56:27You're gonna come, right? Of course. I mean, I, I think so.
00:56:37Yeah.
00:56:38Yeah, just because it went straight to voicemail, so it was...
00:56:41And, come to think of it, when's the last time we...
00:56:47Could be because I just got out of a relationship,
00:56:49or it could be because this lady threw a rice cooker at his head.
00:56:53Just out of curiosity, has anyone here ever tried to pick up a rice cooker,
00:56:56like, even when it's empty?
00:56:58It's not, they're not light, they're not.
00:57:00I have no idea how you'd launch one of those things.
00:57:02You'd have to get, like, a, like, a twirling start,
00:57:04like you're doing, like, shot put at the Olympics.
00:57:07That's a bad fight.
00:57:09If you're doing something and you're like,
00:57:11Oh, God, have you been training for this?
00:57:17All right, thank you very much. That's my time.
00:57:19Y'all have a great night.
00:57:22Why would you tell everyone in there our personal information?
00:57:25I told Jack in confidence.
00:57:26No, you told them everything about my worst, worst day.
00:57:34This is why you've been ghosting me.
00:57:36That's kind of rough, man.
00:57:40She's working on herself. She's working on it.
00:57:42She's throwing things at you, dude.
00:57:44You shouldn't stand for that kind of abuse.
00:57:45That's not for you to decide.
00:57:46I'm choosing to work through it with her.
00:57:49Well, it's not easy standing by and watching while somebody hurts you.
00:57:52Oh, so the best way you could think to tell me that was to put it in your fucking set.
00:57:56Dude, I told you that in confidence. I trusted you.
00:57:59Well, I'm sorry. Whatever's going on between us, if I text help, you're going to reply to that, right?
00:58:10I don't know. Maybe I muted you.
00:58:11You're my best friend. Don't. You're not going to put...
00:58:14Chris. Chris, are we still friends?
00:58:25I don't know.
00:58:44So, uh, I wonder what we do on the floor.
00:59:01Or who?
00:59:03It could have been Chris, right?
00:59:06Me, uh...
00:59:07Maybe he was the accomplice.
00:59:09His girlfriend had a history of violence.
00:59:11Maybe...
00:59:14Oh, my God. Maybe she knocked you out with the rice cooker.
00:59:19It wasn't a rice cooker. It was a crock pot.
00:59:24I...
00:59:25Changed the detail from I said it wasn't actually a rice cooker.
00:59:28It was a crock pot. Doesn't matter.
00:59:31Why did you tell that story?
00:59:34I don't know. I didn't think they'd be there, obviously.
00:59:38Well, you must really not like her.
00:59:42I mean, I can give her credit for working on it, I guess.
00:59:46Aren't they both in therapy?
00:59:48Doesn't that mean he's willing to work on his stuff, too?
00:59:52Chris isn't at fault.
00:59:54Oh. So that's why you put her on blast.
00:59:56Yes. And also, just because I thought it was funny and I didn't think that hard about it.
01:00:03I've been a dick, haven't I?
01:00:06Yep. Absolutely. Big. Just a big dick.
01:00:10I gotta get out of this so I can make things right with Chris.
01:00:17And with me.
01:00:19What, you?
01:00:21Yeah. I mean, it seems like you and Chris had unresolved business after all.
01:00:28Do we have unresolved business?
01:00:30God!
01:00:35No, no reason to assume. I mean, all of our, I think all of our business is resolved.
01:00:41You are being so mean.
01:00:42Because you went through my fucking phone!
01:00:44Boom!
01:01:01I think you're on part of time.
01:01:03What is this?
01:01:05I fucking forgot that Mia's supposed to come over to pick up weed.
01:01:09Well, I mean, it's good that you all are on good terms after everything happened.
01:01:11Oh, yeah. No, we're good. For, uh, like, for a minute there she was kind of, like, blowing up my phone every time she got upset.
01:01:17Like, really leaning on me for emotional support.
01:01:19I think we both agreed that it was good to take a step back, so.
01:01:22Yeah, that's why she's coming over here for weed in California on Valentine's Day.
01:01:28You think she's, like, still kind of attached?
01:01:31I don't know. I mean, what, am I supposed to be scared? Is she gonna be mad? Like, do I need to hide?
01:01:36Could you?
01:01:37Seriously?
01:01:38No, like, no, no, no. Like, genuinely, if you don't want to. I just, I wonder if it could, like, kind of maybe make things less tense.
01:01:44Mm-hmm.
01:01:45Okay. Actually, uh, not in my bedroom in the bathroom because, uh, the weed's in...
01:01:49I cannot believe I'm hiding from somebody I'm not even hooking up with.
01:02:08Hey. Hey. Thanks again for...
01:02:09You know, weed's legal in California.
01:02:10Yeah. Um, I know. I-I told you I just never done it before and the dispensary intimidated me.
01:02:17Yeah, sorry. Let's just, uh, come on over. We'll take care of this real quick.
01:02:23Right.
01:02:27Got some good stuff for you to try.
01:02:30Tanya's organizing a weekend on Big Bear.
01:02:36Sounds fun. Love Tanya.
01:02:38I just hope I don't have a bad trip. I'm anxious on a good day.
01:02:42It's not called Big Bear for any reason, right?
01:02:46I wouldn't overthink it, no?
01:02:48Okay.
01:02:49I think you're okay.
01:02:50Oh.
01:02:55Oh, it's...
01:02:56That's you.
01:02:57Oh, thank you.
01:02:58Great. Yeah. Um, I'll just...
01:03:01Put it in?
01:03:02Yeah, yeah, yeah. Again, it's all legal, so...
01:03:05None of that is... It's just... You're good.
01:03:08Um, cool.
01:03:09All good.
01:03:10Great. Yeah.
01:03:12Is your roommate a photographer?
01:03:15Oh. Nah, that'd be red light. I think it's just, uh, he's really into botany.
01:03:18For real?
01:03:20Yeah. I don't know. He's weird.
01:03:22I have no idea what all he's grown in there, but we, uh, we actually tried some of his shrooms.
01:03:26I've heard of shrooms. Should I do shrooms?
01:03:28No. I don't think you should. I would, I would just ease in if I were you.
01:03:33Did you, um, vet your roommate before moving in with him?
01:03:38Uh, no. Kind of all happened pretty quick. I don't know if you remember.
01:03:41So, um, didn't have time to be picky.
01:03:43Yeah.
01:03:44But he's, you know, he's barely ever here and he pays rent on time, so...
01:03:47It's like living with fucking Beetlejuice.
01:03:50Hi, Jack.
01:03:52Hey, Bob. Uh, this is Mia, my ex-girlfriend. We're on good terms and she's here, uh, buying weed.
01:03:58Hi.
01:04:00I can't keep track of all the women.
01:04:03Ah, that hurts.
01:04:05Just be sure to let Mrs. Eggers know.
01:04:07Yeah.
01:04:09Yep.
01:04:10Can I...
01:04:11Yeah. Sorry.
01:04:12Thanks.
01:04:21Um...
01:04:23Okay, wait. If he had shrooms, doesn't that mean he's a drug dealer?
01:04:27Mm, he said he was just holding them for a friend.
01:04:30Isn't holding them for a friend what people say when they're definitely dealing drugs?
01:04:34There's a little drug dealer, yeah.
01:04:36Yeah.
01:04:37He also owns a gun.
01:04:38What?
01:04:39Yeah, he said it was just for sentimental reasons.
01:04:40Oh, sentimental reasons. Yeah, okay, then I feel perfectly fine about that.
01:04:45Um...
01:04:46I...
01:04:47Saw your post about the Laugh Factory.
01:04:50Did you and Anna hook up...
01:04:52Did Anna hook you up with...
01:04:53Did she...
01:04:55Help you...
01:04:56Get...
01:04:57At...
01:04:58Yes.
01:04:59Great.
01:05:00She did, yeah.
01:05:01I feel like I was always really straight with you about the Anna thing, Mia, you know.
01:05:05Anna's really more of just like a business contact.
01:05:08Like, knowing her is like, good for my careers.
01:05:11Why are you whispering?
01:05:14I might whispering.
01:05:15Well, kind of.
01:05:16A little bit.
01:05:17Occupied.
01:05:19Different girl.
01:05:22Great.
01:05:26Hi, Mia.
01:05:28Okay, so this looks bad.
01:05:32Go fuck yourself, Joe.
01:05:35Mia.
01:05:36We were just, I was helping her prep for an audition.
01:05:38It's not a fucking...
01:05:40It's good to know I'm just a business contact.
01:05:42Anna?
01:05:43That's not...
01:05:44I'm sorry.
01:05:45I just said that because I didn't want to upset her.
01:05:47Oh, so you were just lying.
01:05:48You saw how she just reacted.
01:05:49She's very raw right now and I...
01:05:51It's probably because she was lied to.
01:05:53She's an adult.
01:05:54All right?
01:05:55She doesn't need you to coddle her.
01:05:56She can handle a few fucking boundaries.
01:05:58Okay, look, I said I'm sorry.
01:05:59Are we good?
01:06:00No!
01:06:01Don't come to the show tonight.
01:06:02We don't need you.
01:06:14Unresolved business.
01:06:17Whatever puts me on the floor is about to happen.
01:06:20Jack, can we not?
01:06:21I want to talk to you.
01:06:22What is there to talk about?
01:06:23I just...
01:06:24I want to let you know that there's not anything going on with me and Anna.
01:06:27How come we never went to therapy?
01:06:28It's so fucking weird and I just want to take a step back.
01:06:32I kept suggesting that we go.
01:06:34We weren't always like this.
01:06:35Uh, I don't know if that's fair.
01:06:36You get to just walk away?
01:06:37I don't know.
01:06:38Sometimes people grow apart.
01:06:39What is going on up there?
01:06:41I've been there for you throughout this whole breakup.
01:06:46So do you ever think maybe you were leaning on me a little too much?
01:06:49Yes.
01:06:50All the time actually.
01:06:51Okay, see right there.
01:06:52And why did you call me?
01:06:54Because you were wrong.
01:06:55There's nothing really going on with me and Anna.
01:06:56That's not why I was mad though.
01:06:58You liked me.
01:06:59I'm hurting too.
01:07:00That's why I kept asking if you needed space.
01:07:02You asked, but you didn't mean it.
01:07:04Did you think it was on me?
01:07:05That I was the problem?
01:07:07No, Mia.
01:07:08You're great.
01:07:09I know you.
01:07:10I know your heart.
01:07:11You're like the best person I know.
01:07:12Because I know you, Mia.
01:07:13You're an overbearing, neurotic, codependent mess.
01:07:16It's kind of incredible.
01:07:18You know what, Jack?
01:07:19You flipped it on me.
01:07:21You hurt me because you lied.
01:07:23And still I'm the bad guy?
01:07:25Well, it's true.
01:07:26I was there for you during the breakup.
01:07:28You can't see how I felt humiliated when you didn't tell me that Anna was in the other
01:07:32fucking room earlier?
01:07:33There are things that I need to work on, but I'm actually seeing someone.
01:07:39Oh, God.
01:07:40So you're allowed to just start seeing someone do whatever you want.
01:07:42But for me, it's very fucking weird.
01:07:44I meant a therapist, you asshole.
01:07:46Well, I don't envy whoever that person is.
01:07:48What are you talking about?
01:07:49Do you think like a couple months of therapy is going to change anything?
01:07:52Please stop.
01:07:53God forbid I try to be friends with Anna.
01:07:55I dropped that friendship because of you.
01:07:57I never asked you to do that.
01:07:59No, but you've acted insane about it.
01:08:02I never knew that you resented me this much.
01:08:04The second I was out of our relationship, I realized how much time I've been wasting
01:08:07and how much I've been missing out on.
01:08:09You don't mean that.
01:08:10Yes, I do, Mia.
01:08:11You're broken.
01:08:12Why would you say that to me?
01:08:25Well, you won.
01:08:27I guess.
01:08:28You brought me right back to a bad place.
01:08:30I overreacted.
01:08:31Hang on.
01:08:32They never paid me back for those shrooms.
01:08:33Bob, I'm sorry.
01:08:34Too late.
01:08:35It was Bob.
01:08:36I kept saying that we should go to therapy together.
01:08:37But Bob did it.
01:08:38I mismanaged the Anna thing from the start.
01:08:39I see that.
01:08:40Wait, wouldn't I be like missing my face?
01:08:42This didn't happen.
01:08:43Would it have hurt for you to assure me that I was your girl?
01:08:47Hey, what's up?
01:08:48Hey, um.
01:08:49Are you going to be home soon?
01:08:50Yeah, I was shitty, okay?
01:08:51I know that.
01:08:52Then why did you do it?
01:08:53I don't know.
01:08:54Did you ever love me?
01:08:55Mia.
01:08:56God, are you going to do this forever?
01:08:57I'm sorry.
01:08:58I'm sorry.
01:08:59I'm sorry.
01:09:00I'm sorry.
01:09:01I'm sorry.
01:09:02I'm sorry.
01:09:03I'm sorry.
01:09:04I'm sorry.
01:09:05I'm sorry.
01:09:06I'm sorry.
01:09:07I'm sorry.
01:09:08I'm sorry.
01:09:09I'm sorry.
01:09:10I'm sorry.
01:09:11God, are you going to do this forever?
01:09:12Just move into a different bachelor pad every time it gets hard?
01:09:15Yeah.
01:09:16Why?
01:09:17Because it's easier.
01:09:18Because...
01:09:19Because living with you, I felt like a failure.
01:09:23I couldn't understand how you ever doubted how I felt about you.
01:09:27Are you going to be home soon?
01:09:29I can be.
01:09:30Are you okay?
01:09:31Yeah.
01:09:32I was just thinking we could do a movie night.
01:09:36I love you so much.
01:09:39I care to, like, a stupidly high degree what you think.
01:09:42And I would drop plans at, like, a moment's notice whenever I thought you were, like, sad
01:09:48or anxious.
01:09:49Anything.
01:09:50I'll do anything.
01:09:52I never asked you to drop plans for me.
01:09:55Well, I don't want to bother you if you're...
01:09:58No, no, no.
01:09:59It's good.
01:10:00It's good.
01:10:01It's good.
01:10:02That sounds fun.
01:10:03Um, let's do that.
01:10:04Cool.
01:10:05I'll see you, too.
01:10:06I love you.
01:10:07I love you, too.
01:10:08I kept asking if you were okay and...
01:10:10You never opened up to me.
01:10:13Hey.
01:10:14Hey.
01:10:16Are you okay?
01:10:19Yeah.
01:10:20Yeah.
01:10:21Good.
01:10:22I can't read your mind, Jack.
01:10:27Yeah.
01:10:28I don't know.
01:10:29It's, like, it's embarrassing.
01:10:31I'm a hack.
01:10:32I'm, like, booking unpaid bar gigs pushing 30.
01:10:36And I know, like, I want to have a family.
01:10:40And I...
01:10:41I...
01:10:42I...
01:10:43I...
01:10:45You know, your parents want me to get my act together.
01:10:48And my parents want me to get my act together.
01:10:49And I...
01:10:50I want that.
01:10:51And I don't know how to do that.
01:11:04I don't care about any of that.
01:11:06But I've...
01:11:08I would have wanted to help you.
01:11:12I would have wanted to help you.
01:11:15You could have been vulnerable with me.
01:11:16You just...
01:11:18You kept telling me that you were fine.
01:11:20You okay?
01:11:22Uh, yeah.
01:11:23Yeah.
01:11:24I knew that there was something you weren't telling me.
01:11:27And that...
01:11:29That silence made me question everything.
01:11:36You ran for me, Jack.
01:11:46You went through my fucking phone!
01:11:47Don't swear at me, Jack!
01:11:49Sorry, shit.
01:11:50I'm sorry.
01:11:51I'll put a penny in the fucking swear jar.
01:11:53Oh, are you gonna borrow it from your stepdad?
01:11:55Or should I cover it along with rent this month?
01:11:58Okay.
01:11:59Oh, okay.
01:12:02I would have done anything.
01:12:04Anything.
01:12:05Anything.
01:12:06To fix us.
01:12:08Jack, I'm sorry.
01:12:09I'm sorry.
01:12:10Okay, it just...
01:12:11It makes me feel unsafe when you swear at me.
01:12:13Okay, well, I don't want you to feel unsafe, so...
01:12:16Okay.
01:12:17But where are you going?
01:12:19I gotta get out of here.
01:12:20Wait, Jack, stop.
01:12:21You're being dramatic.
01:12:25You're insane.
01:12:26And I get now why he cheated on you.
01:12:31Get out.
01:12:33Get the fuck out!
01:12:34Don't be a professional failure!
01:12:38I really hurt you.
01:12:45I'm really sorry.
01:12:46I know you mean that, Jack.
01:12:58No, you just have to tell her.
01:13:00Yeah.
01:13:05Okay.
01:13:12Dad?
01:13:13Okay.
01:13:18Okay.
01:13:20Okay.
01:13:21Dad?
01:13:26Cool.
01:13:43Okay.
01:13:53What about these?
01:13:54I remember the doctor said to go easy.
01:13:56No.
01:13:58It's just a day and act prescription.
01:13:59Do you want another beer?
01:14:00I remember the doctor said to go easy.
01:14:02Day and act prescription.
01:14:04Do you want another beer?
01:14:06Perhaps an overdose.
01:14:08Cliche?
01:14:09Yes.
01:14:10Probable.
01:14:11Also yes.
01:14:13We're very disappointed in you.
01:14:21Why can't you be more like your brother?
01:14:30You're a hat.
01:14:33Let me in!
01:14:35You're never gonna be again.
01:14:39I wish you were a friend worth saving.
01:14:42Oh God.
01:14:53You can't stop.
01:14:54I know what she said.
01:14:57Let me in!
01:14:58No!
01:17:00Okay.
01:17:01Okay?
01:17:01Um, all right, yeah, I'll be, I'll be back.
01:17:07Hey there, Jack, you all right?
01:17:09Hey there, Jack, you all right, buddy?
01:17:10Hey there, Jack, you all right, buddy?
01:17:11And the Xanax?
01:17:13Alcohol.
01:17:14And the Xanax, yeah.
01:17:15oh man i fucking od'd you sure did dude oh god that's such a lame way to almost die
01:17:24i'm really i'm sorry it wasn't something cooler that's that's fine how'd they find me well these
01:17:30guys knocked your door down you're gonna have to explain that one to bob yeah yeah
01:17:33bye buddy we'll see we'll see when we see you okay chris right chris chris chris i want to i
01:17:40want to apologize i'm really sorry about the show i want to no no i want to say that was really
01:17:45shitty of me and i just completely betrayed your trust and i i i feel like i have a lot of stuff
01:17:50that i need to work on up on myself but that was like really unfair thank you seriously thank you
01:17:57apology accepted we're good just rest up all right i just because i know that you maybe muted me on
01:18:03your phone and i want to say that i i i i genuinely understand that because i feel like if you needed
01:18:08if you needed some space if you needed a moment i just i hope that if that we can be friends well
01:18:14i genuinely unmuted you on the way over here so we can text we can call preferably after you've had
01:18:19some fluids in your system okay that's fair okay yeah just take care of they're gonna get
01:18:23well maybe i'll text you i'll text you when i'm when i'm out of here i don't think this will be
01:18:27this won't take that long right just a quick little real quick so what are you up to tonight
01:18:32maybe like put a pin in that for it doesn't have to be tonight very soon okay so drive safe
01:18:37everything's good thank you oh hang on dude did you ever figure out what was up with the purple
01:18:42light in bob's room yes dude it was botany botany how do we not even consider that he loves plants
01:18:49all right we'll talk we'll talk we'll talk we'll talk all right
01:18:51you
01:18:54you
01:18:56you
01:19:00you
01:19:02you
01:19:04you
01:19:06you
01:19:08Mia, I realized far too late that I was using comedy, friendships, everything here in L.A. to fill a void.
01:19:32I thought if I could just keep grinding, then one day it would all fall into place and I'd be happy.
01:19:38But I never stopped to realize I was hurting friends, family, and most of all, you.
01:19:45You were always willing to come to the table and try, but I shut you out.
01:19:50I let us down. I want to work on myself. I want to be better for everybody in my life.
01:19:56I'm not sending this with any expectations. I don't even know if you're reading this, but if you are reading this, I hope you're well.
01:20:04I hope you're continuing to be the amazing person you've always been.
01:20:08Thank you for saving my life, Mia.
01:20:12Sincerely, Jack.
01:20:13Sincerely, Jack.
01:20:17Sincerely, Jack.
01:20:19She asked me, baby, did you burn that deal before you knew me?
01:20:49Like she knew me.
01:20:51She said, I'm lovely with a lonely time.
01:20:54Till your blood goes blue.
01:20:57Yeah, I know you.
01:20:59She said, I've been dead in your high school bed since you met me.
01:21:06She said, we're friends like these who needs anybody else.
01:21:12She asked me, baby, don't you burn and bleed when I make it happen.
01:21:19You know, I'm not really feeling these gummies.
01:21:21I feel like I could take another.
01:21:23She said, I'm really never not enough.
01:21:25We're gonna pray it's true.
01:21:28Yeah, I know you.
01:21:30She said, I get cold in your ex's clothes that you left me.
01:21:36You know, I do think the gummies just kicked in.
01:21:53I'm gonna check my other.
01:21:54She said, a thunderbolt ain't built to last.
01:21:57Oh, but you're holding on.
01:22:00You're holding on.
01:22:02Oh, holding on.
01:22:04Oh, holding on.
01:22:07Oh, holding on.
01:22:09Oh, holding on.
01:22:12Oh, holding on.
01:22:14Oh, holding on.
01:22:15Oh, holding on.
01:22:17She said, I'm screaming warnings just like mornings.
01:22:21Mornings, black tattoos, do and do, do.
01:22:24Pouring out to yelling at me, whether you'll come.
01:22:32She asked me, honey, ain't it getting hard to hold and love me like she loves me?
01:22:40She said, I'm older than the golden rule.
01:22:43We can say I'm new.
01:22:46She said, I've been fed in a good girl's hair and you don't let me.
01:22:56She said, with friends like these, who needs anybody?
01:23:00She said, with eyes like these, who sees anybody?
01:23:04She said, the dream's so strong.
01:23:07You belong to nobody else.
01:23:11She said, I've been fed to her.
01:23:12And you belong.
01:23:13She said, The day of my son, plants are going to be me like she was just so cool.
01:23:21And she said, I'm nothing but I'm scared of it.
01:23:23Love me, come back.