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00:00I think it is, and it's colored.
00:02It's absolutely...
00:12Jerome!
00:13Oh, how could I forgot you were coming?
00:16I don't know.
00:18We lunch together literally every day.
00:22Is everything okay over there?
00:25Oh, yeah.
00:27Florence was just admiring my new Armani suit.
00:29Isn't it nice?
00:32Uh, sure.
00:34Looking real good, Nathan.
00:36Yeah.
00:37Oh, don't mind him, Nathan.
00:39Jerome here doesn't like looking nice.
00:41He likes to look like a slob.
00:44That's not true, Florence.
00:47While some of us have a career,
00:50others like to play man-nurses to their senile old grannies.
00:55My grandmother's not senile,
00:57and she's worth way more than some stupid high-profile job.
01:01Oh, man.
01:05You got a good sense of humor, little man.
01:07You know, you can't admit that you're just not good enough to do better.
01:11Some people are made to wear Armani,
01:15and some plain white tea.
01:17You see, this suit,
01:19you know what I'm worth.
01:21You know what I'm worth.
01:23You know what I'm worth.
01:25I'm worth it.
01:26You know what I'm worth.
01:27It's not even worth it.
01:28I'm worth it.
01:33Your boss really sucks.
01:35Your boss really sucks.
01:49Oh, you just hate it because he's right?
01:52Florence, we've been over this.
01:54I know you want me to get a good job, but I don't have time right now.
01:57I can't.
01:59No, you just won't.
02:01It's not the same thing.
02:02I'm putting my family first.
02:06Yes, you're putting your family first.
02:08And I like finer things in life.
02:12I don't even know why you like brand stuff.
02:15It's all made in, like, sweatshops.
02:17You know that, right?
02:18You're just saying that because you can't afford it.
02:22Okay.
02:23That's enough of that.
02:25Uh, look.
02:28I made your favorite.
02:30Penny Arabiata.
02:32All right.
02:38Let's eat.
02:40And then I'm getting back to work.
02:42Okay.
02:45Cynthia, we're on lunch.
02:50All right, try her.
02:52Not on the computer.
02:53Poor guy.
03:03Did you hear?
03:07What?
03:09Every night last week, his wife, Florence, has gone out for drinks with Nathan Fiker.
03:16You know, Mr. Fiker.
03:21Well, of course I know our boss.
03:24That's terrible.
03:26I mean, there's obviousness on me.
03:32Someone should talk to them.
03:37Hmm.
03:38Which one?
03:39I don't know.
03:40Both.
03:42Either she stops being...
03:44Such a damn cheapen pussy.
03:47My language.
03:53Sorry.
03:54I'm just being honest.
03:56Either someone talks to her or someone tells her husband what's going on.
04:02You get her.
04:04Here's your chance.
04:05Hey, Cynthia.
04:12Something wrong?
04:14Hi.
04:16You're going to eat with your wife now?
04:19Yeah.
04:19Grab some lunch for us.
04:24Could you ask her to come and see me after if you can?
04:27Sure.
04:28Absolutely.
04:29All right.
04:31Have a good meal.
04:32Well, how would you tell him?
04:42I've never done this before.
04:52Hey, baby.
04:54Wait, I'm just trying to finish these reservations and book my flights since Cynthia didn't do it.
05:00Wait, uh, what flight?
05:04I gotta go on a business trip this weekend.
05:07Uh, why didn't you tell me about it?
05:10Because it only came up now.
05:16Are those new earrings?
05:20Oh, yeah.
05:23Where'd you get them?
05:24Well, you certainly didn't give them to me.
05:31Florence, what's going on?
05:32I just need to finish this, so please, if you could just zip it for a minute.
05:39Can you at least tell me how long you're going to be gone?
05:42As I said, the whole weekend.
05:44Okay.
05:44Listen, I see you're busy.
05:47You don't want to talk to me, so I'll just leave your lunch here, okay?
05:50And I'll go.
05:52Yeah, go to your worthless grandma.
05:57Hey, I love my grandmother.
06:01And I wouldn't call her worthless.
06:05I don't even know what that means.
06:07Nobody wants to stay with her.
06:09She's not even worth the inheritance money.
06:13I wouldn't say that if I were you.
06:15Oh.
06:17Oh, and, uh, Cynthia at the front desk.
06:22She wanted to ask you something.
06:26Okay.
06:34Bye, ladies.
06:37Cynthia.
06:39You wanted to speak with me?
06:41Hey, uh, Florence.
06:43Uh, I, uh, I, um, I've been noticing some things, and I wanted to remind you.
06:54You know you have a terrific husband, right?
07:00My husband.
07:05He's poor.
07:07Has no career.
07:09He's basically a granny sitter.
07:12So he's worse than Mama's boy.
07:15Well, yeah, what about him?
07:18Um, but, you know, life is not all about what you have.
07:22It's much better when you are surrounded by people who love you, and not by...
07:26By, uh, by, uh, by, uh, by what?
07:32You know, stuff.
07:34It's just stuff.
07:36Gold is nice, but it can give you a hug when you need it.
07:41Hmm.
07:42Um, yeah, you know, I think you say that because you will always be poor.
07:54And if you ever decide to give me advice again, I will make sure you stay that way.
08:09Mm-kay.
08:13Mm-kay.
08:13What was that?
08:27What was that?
08:43Oh.
08:45Oh, oh.
08:45Uh, yeah.
08:49I knew something was up when you didn't come home from your business trip last night.
08:53So, what are you going to do about it?
08:58Hmm.
08:58Did you honestly think that some poor little loser like you could compete with me?
09:04I mean, look at him.
09:05He has so much more to offer.
09:07Looks like a real man.
09:09Not like you.
09:11Hmm.
09:12Yeah.
09:13You know, I knew this was happening, right?
09:17That's why I brought you the voice papers.
09:19Divorce.
09:24Divorce.
09:25Yeah.
09:30Okay.
09:34It's not like you have much more to offer.
09:37You've been working part-time and taking care of your stupid grandmother all the time anyway.
09:43It's not about stuff, Lawrence.
09:45It's not about money.
09:48It's about how we treat each other.
09:50It's about love.
09:52Can't you see that a relationship is just about love?
09:55Do you really believe that?
10:01It's because you don't have much to offer.
10:04You're kind of a loser.
10:05And you're always going to be poor.
10:07So, actually, I'm quite happy about this divorce.
10:11In fact, I'm going to let you keep all the old stuff if you want.
10:14Okay.
10:15Nathan here is going to give me a promotion.
10:17And we're going to make so much more money together.
10:20And actually live a luxurious lifestyle.
10:25Fantastic.
10:25Well, I hope you two are very happy together, okay?
10:37Divorce it is.
10:38I'm really sorry about you, grandmother.
10:52No, you're not.
10:56You never liked my grandmother.
10:58You hated that I took care of her.
11:00Well, it wasn't exactly like that.
11:02Well, then what was it like, Florence?
11:05Let me guess.
11:07If you would have known she had millions in the bank,
11:09you would have acted a little differently.
11:12Is that right?
11:15What did you say?
11:17She's probably not even worth the inheritance money.
11:21Well, things would have been a little different.
11:23It's just...
11:23Well, it shouldn't have.
11:25I took care of my grandmother because I love her.
11:28And I didn't tell you about the money because I saw what you were becoming.
11:32Nasty little gold digger.
11:34Yeah.
11:36You know it's true.
11:38You wouldn't even be talking to me right now if I didn't have a million dollars in the bank.
11:44And what's that?
11:47Your boss get tired of playing around with you?
11:51Kick you out?
11:52Fire you?
11:55Yeah.
11:56He actually did fire me.
12:00And now I'm jobless.
12:02And I can pay the bills.
12:04And I lost all the money.
12:08So...
12:08Yeah.
12:10That sounds about right.
12:14Maybe you should have thought about all that before you cheated on me with that guy.
12:18It was obvious the first minute that he was playing you.
12:25What did he say?
12:29Some guys are made to wear Armani.
12:31And some guys...
12:34A plain white tee.
12:35I'm sorry.
12:44I'm sorry.
12:47Yeah.
12:49You should be.
12:49Hey, Cynthia, Susie.
13:00Hey, Jerome.
13:02Mr. Henderson.
13:04Jerome's just fine.
13:06So, as I can see, you're in here today because you want to transfer all your assets to another bank?
13:16Yep, that's right.
13:17Hmm, okay.
13:24Oh, um, I'm so sorry about this, but because this is a multimillion-dollar operation, it will have to be approved by management.
13:34Oh, that's fine. Yeah, do whatever you gotta do.
13:39Mr. Henderson.
13:48Oh, may I call you Jerome?
13:53Mr. Henderson.
13:54Okay. So, Cynthia tells me you want to transfer all the assets from our bank. Now, before we do this, I just want to talk to you. Because we think this decision might go against our best interest. So, what brings you to this decision today?
14:10You know what brings me to this decision, big boy.
14:14Oh, Mr. Henderson. I'm sure you wouldn't let few personal differences stand in the way of your best financial interest.
14:22Hmm, listen close, Nathan. I'm having a very difficult time not telling everyone in this office what a womanizing piece of garbage you are. In fact, it's getting harder every minute.
14:38You know exactly why I want to switch banks. Also, I know that closing my account will lose this bank a lot of money. And you may very well lose your job.
14:58So, do you have any more questions or can we make the transfer?
15:04Very well. Approved the transfer.
15:26Yes, die.
15:28Okay, hit me.
15:29Okay, hit me.
15:34How many times do I have to tell you? This game is not for kids.
15:41But all my friends are playing it.
15:43Do their parents know about it?
15:48I thought so.
15:50Mom, it's not fair. I don't even care about all those loose women.
15:54Loose women?
15:55Isn't that why you don't let me play the game?
15:57I didn't let you play because it makes teenagers more aggressive.
16:01But now you're telling me that it also disrespects women.
16:07That's it.
16:09This is the last time you're playing this game.
16:16Fine.
16:16By the way, Dad is coming on Saturday to pick you up for the weekend.
16:26He said he'll take you to the amusement park.
16:28Really?
16:29Mm-hmm.
16:30That's so dope.
16:31Why can't you be as cool as Dad?
16:35Watch your mouth, young boy.
16:37James!
16:43James!
16:43Breakfast is ready!
16:50James!
16:53James!
17:02Do you ever clean your room?
17:04Mom, how many times do I have to tell you?
17:08You can't go in my room!
17:10My house, my rules.
17:13So please respect them, darling.
17:15And clean your room!
17:20Oh, yeah.
17:22Your breakfast is ready.
17:23Plain pancakes?
17:39Hmm.
17:48Hey!
17:49That's enough whipped cream for you.
17:51Says who?
17:52You don't know how much whipped cream I want.
17:55Dad will let me pour way more.
17:57And last time you came back from your dad, you had a stomach ache for two days.
18:02That's not true.
18:04And it's not because of the whipped cream.
18:06I had a stomach bug.
18:08Right.
18:10How would you know if you never let me eat whipped cream?
18:12You never let me do anything.
18:15Every time I want to do something, you stop it because of your stupid rules.
18:19Stupid rules?
18:20Yes.
18:21You have rules about everything.
18:23Soon I won't be able to take a dump.
18:26Hey.
18:26Got some crazy rules.
18:27Watch your mouth.
18:29See?
18:29I can't even talk to where I want to.
18:31I can't even talk to where I want to take a dump.
18:32I can't even talk to where I want to take a dump.
18:33I can't even talk to where I want to take a dump.
18:34I can't even talk to where I want to take a dump.
18:35Okay.
18:36You know what?
18:37Your father picks you up in two days.
18:40Until then, you set your own rules.
18:44No more mom's rules.
18:46Really?
18:47Do whatever you want.
18:49That's dope.
18:50You're the best.
18:51That's dope.
18:52You're the best.
18:53That's dope.
18:54You're the best.
18:55That's dope.
18:56You're the best.
18:58You're good.
18:59You're good.
19:00You're good.
19:01You're good.
19:02You're good.
19:03You're good.
19:04This is awesome.
19:06You're gonna see about that.
19:08Oh, we will.
19:17James!
19:18How was the school?
19:23This game?
19:24Again?
19:26My rules.
19:27remember I do I had a call from your teacher she said you had a stomachache
19:36um yeah that's not related to the whipped cream really yeah I was just
19:45hungry sure hey I'm really going to spend a whole night playing my rules remember
20:03I do but you baby you should get some blah blah blah it's just my advice I'm not
20:11tired at all okay whatever you want
20:17good night honey
20:47it's morning already hey time to wake up
20:55I gotta take a dump
21:17how are you feeling
21:24I'm okay
21:28I told you you shouldn't be eating that much whipped cream
21:33you still want to live by your rules
21:35of course
21:37yesterday was the best
21:39today will be even better
21:41what do you want for breakfast
21:45I'm not hungry
21:48you sure
21:50eat it
21:57it'll help your stomach
21:59I don't wanna
22:00are you still pretending that your stomach is fine
22:04so you can keep living without these rules
22:06no my stomach is fine
22:09right and the rules are not important
22:12are you kidding me
22:13no rules is awesome
22:15and tomorrow I'm going to the amusement park with dad
22:18this is the best week ever
22:20okay
22:22glad you're enjoying it then
22:36oh shit
22:41what wasted
22:42this game sucks
22:44ah
22:45ah
22:46damn it james
22:47crap
22:48ah
22:49what happens
22:51it's so weak
22:55it hurts
22:57yes
22:57I'm taking you to the hospital
23:00I'm taking you to the hospital
23:04I'm taking you to the hospital
23:11hi
23:11hi
23:12hi
23:12come in
23:13where's james
23:16he's sleeping
23:18and he also broke his foot yesterday
23:22what
23:23how
23:24can I ask him
23:25hey buddy
23:47oh
23:49hey dad
23:51you know
23:54you really should clean your room
23:57it stinks in here
23:58oh
23:59ouch
24:00what's wrong
24:01my stomach hurts
24:03you ate a lot of whipped cream again
24:07your mom said you broke your foot
24:10oh
24:12yeah
24:13how
24:16I kicked the couch after losing a game
24:19the one that your mom said you can't play
24:22you know
24:24you really should listen to your mom
24:27she only has rules because she knows what's best for you
24:32I know
24:33I heard that
24:37you did it on purpose
24:39would that change your answer
24:41no
24:43not really
24:44sorry mom
24:46for not listening to you
24:47now I know that rules are important
24:50that's great honey
24:52so
24:53can we go to the amusement park
24:54James
24:56I don't think you can go with your leg in a cast
24:59what
25:00well that's not fair
25:02well
25:04if you listen to your mom
25:07and don't break anything again
25:09we can go as soon as your leg recovers
25:11how does that sound
25:13not too bad
25:15that's the deal
25:18need some help with cleaning your room
25:22sure
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