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  • 7/6/2025
Signed, Sealed, Deceived By My Billionaire Mailboy - Full Movie
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00:00I'm excited to put my marketing skills to good use and to grow with the company.
00:10Really, it is an honor to be here. You will not be sorry you hired me.
00:15I'm counting on that.
00:18Is he hitting on me?
00:20The marketing assistant, Claire, will get you acclimated.
00:25Okay.
00:30Hey, I'm Clara. I'll help you get set up.
00:47Hey, thanks. I'm Ellie.
00:50Sorry, those girls back there, were they?
00:53Oh, do not worry about them. They're just trying to figure out who you slept with to land the job.
00:57I'm highly qualified.
00:59Relax. It can be our little dirty secret.
01:16He's hot, but he's a broke clerk. Don't waste your time.
01:20I mean, it looks like you're all set up, actually.
01:24I'll see you.
01:25I'll see you.
01:31When are you gonna quit that menial job?
01:34It's embarrassing, son.
01:37You're worth millions.
01:39You can act like it.
01:40You can act like it.
01:47Ellie!
01:49I'm Dick Z.
01:52Thank you, Mr. Preston.
01:53Oh, Commonwealth.
01:55When no one else is around.
01:58You know something?
01:59That dress fits you in all the right places.
02:05It just needs one little adjustment.
02:10There we go.
02:11Perfect.
02:12Oh, my God. What do I do?
02:14Now, you are familiar with our tracking system, right?
02:17You've used a CRM before?
02:19Yes.
02:20Good.
02:21You do understand what your position is here, right?
02:29I'm sorry.
02:30I'm not feeling well.
02:31If you'll excuse me.
02:35Eh, she'll come around.
02:50Okay.
03:06I'd ask you how your day went.
03:07What?
03:08Did you take the meds?
03:09Yeah, yeah.
03:10You're worse than Mom was.
03:15What's wrong?
03:16I think the only reason why my boss hired me is because
03:19maybe you want something else from me.
03:21Seriously?
03:22Already?
03:23Yeah.
03:24Yeah, and I can't afford to lose this job.
03:25We need it.
03:26Oh, he really didn't waste any time.
03:28Did you at least get some free terrible office coffee?
03:31I...
03:32I got something to, uh...
03:34Cheer you up.
03:39Cheer me up.
03:40Is this an eviction notice?
03:43Are you kidding?
03:46Surprise.
03:47You are horrible at cheering people up, Max.
03:50I'll get a job.
03:54No.
03:56You're not gonna get a job.
03:57Because what I need you to do is focus.
04:00Stay in school.
04:01I promised Mom that I would take care of you.
04:03So I'm gonna take care of you, okay?
04:08No.
04:09Mom, take a hug.
04:10Yeah, well, you know, she's got big plans.
04:22She's wearing that see-through shirt.
04:23Like, come on.
04:24Be for real.
04:25Like, that's supposed to get his attention.
04:27Ellie, come see me.
04:28Yes.
04:29You want her to see me?
04:30Come in.
04:31Make a seat.
04:32No, no, no, no, no.
04:33This side.
04:34Why don't you check it out?
04:35See how it feels.
04:36Okay.
04:38You're...
04:51Impressive, Ellie.
04:52Really...
04:54Really impressive.
04:57Most people in your position would play it safe.
05:00But you've got instincts.
05:02I'm just doing my job.
05:05And doing it...
05:07Beautifully.
05:08I might add.
05:09I think I should probably, um, get back.
05:11Mm-hmm.
05:12Oh, Prisca, I can't.
05:13I'm sorry.
05:15Well...
05:17Someone just made the biggest mistake of their lives.
05:23Oh, my God.
05:26It's gonna be okay.
05:27I'm gonna get another job.
05:28And it's gonna be fine.
05:29It's not gonna be fast enough, though.
05:32I should've just let him.
05:36That's a weird pep talk.
05:37Are you okay?
05:39Yeah, I think I just got fired.
05:41Sweetie.
05:42Did I get fired?
05:45You've been reassigned.
05:50The mail room?
05:52Welcome to the heart of the company.
05:55Well, I didn't do anything wrong.
05:57I didn't say you did.
05:59Well, then why am I being punished?
06:00Just because I didn't let him kiss me?
06:02This happens all the time.
06:03Mr. Preston is a very powerful CEO, but he's forgiving.
06:06I'm sure you'll fight your way back up.
06:09Not to the people who say no.
06:11Look, you can either cry about it,
06:14or prove that you're better than a corner desk.
06:16It's up to you.
06:18Oh, right.
06:19Ask for, um, Colton.
06:21mm,
06:24T.
06:25Oh,
06:26..
06:30I'm Colton.
06:57You must be...
06:59I'm my new employee.
07:00I'm your supervisor.
07:03You are my supervisor?
07:05Yes.
07:10Come on, I'll show you the kingdom.
07:12Thanks, Mr. Carter.
07:13No, just call me Colton, or else it makes it seem like I'm going to do your parents' taxes or something.
07:24Look, I know that it's not very glamorous down here.
07:28And let me guess, you just cried in the bathroom for 30 minutes and are now silently panicking yourself.
07:33But I can promise you things are going to be okay.
07:38You seem like you're an expert of crying in bathrooms?
07:41Only on Mondays.
07:43Oh.
07:44Okay.
07:45Come on up.
07:46Okay.
07:47Okay.
07:50Well, this is your desk.
07:52I promise you it won't bite, usually.
07:55You want some water?
07:59I'll go get you some water.
08:01Okay.
08:02All right, we're going to have to calm down.
08:14Just breathe.
08:15He's just a man with arms and a jawline.
08:21The world's most underrated crisis management tool.
08:25Hydration.
08:26In a paper cup and everything.
08:28Yeah, well, I guess that just goes to show how good of a boss I am and how good of a subordinate you are.
08:35I'm sorry, that was totally inappropriate.
08:38I was kidding.
08:39Okay.
08:40No.
08:41No.
08:46Ellie, look.
08:50I know that it's not anyone's dream to be in the mailroom, but I can tell that you have something special.
08:58Everything's going to be okay.
09:01Thanks.
09:04Of course.
09:10So, what were you doing upstairs?
09:18I'm a marketing strategist, or I was.
09:21Strategist in the mailroom.
09:23Preston must be running this place blind.
09:26If he had half a brain, he would use social media to increase our stock.
09:30That's what I would do, at least.
09:32Oh, it sounds like you've actually thought about this.
09:35Maybe a little bit.
09:37I mean, after all, we're not just a couple of pretty faces.
09:41Are we?
09:50Another tough one?
09:51I got demoted.
09:53To the mailroom.
09:55Did you do your homework?
09:56Yeah, yeah.
09:57Whatever.
09:59Oh, you also have a doctor's appointment.
10:01If I can leave our car, let me take you.
10:04What's the point?
10:05We can't even afford doctors.
10:07I'm gonna get us through this.
10:08Okay.
10:09I'm gonna take care of everything.
10:10Hey.
10:11You trust me, right?
10:12Yeah.
10:14Promise.
10:15Yeah.
10:16I trust you.
10:17Okay.
10:19I've got it.
10:20I don't have a group of people…
10:21No.
10:44Yeah…
10:45Oh my god, I'm in so much trouble.
11:02I guess blueberry.
11:03If you don't like it, just lie to me.
11:07You bought me breakfast?
11:09Well, don't get used to it.
11:10I bribe new employees to like me.
11:13That's all.
11:15That bad, huh?
11:37No, no, it's perfect.
11:40Just like you.
11:43What was that?
11:44I don't want to say anything.
11:46I thought you said something.
11:49Well, don't worry about this.
11:50I'll just buy you a new one.
11:53Let's go do some deliveries.
11:54It's the best part of the job.
11:57Get to go inside, get some fresh air,
11:59and enjoy some awkward elevator rides.
12:05Okay.
12:05Quicker than me.
12:17I'm trying.
12:18Oh, this is where I used to work.
12:20Right there.
12:22I bet that chair looked a whole lot better with you in it.
12:26They made a big mistake.
12:30You want to make it a little bit more interesting?
12:32Mm-hmm.
12:33How so?
12:41That's not a good one.
12:42You'll find out.
12:53What do you want?
12:53What does that say?
12:54Um, it says baby goat loose on the third floor.
12:57Handle immediately.
12:59You're crazy.
13:00You are dangerous, isn't you?
13:03Don't you think that that's a little risky, isn't it?
13:10Oh, my God.
13:11Someone's coming.
13:11We have to go.
13:16Jesus, you guys need to get my saws.
13:18I think we're good.
13:19I'm excited to put my marketing skills
13:49to good use and to grow at the company.
13:52Really, it is an honor to be here.
13:54You will not be sorry you hired me.
13:57I'm counting on that.
14:00Is he hitting on me?
14:02The marketing assistant, Claire,
14:03will get you acclimated.
14:07Okay.
14:19Hey, I'm Clara.
14:28I'll help you get set up.
14:29Hey, thanks.
14:29I'm Ellie.
14:32Sorry, those girls back there,
14:34where are they?
14:34Oh, do not worry about them.
14:36They're just trying to figure out
14:37who you slept with to land the job.
14:39I am highly qualified.
14:41Relax.
14:42It can be our little dirty secret.
14:43He's hot, but he's a broke clerk.
14:59Don't waste your time.
15:01I mean, it looks like you're all set up, actually.
15:05I'll see you.
15:06I'll see you.
15:07When are you going to quit that menial job?
15:16It's embarrassing, son.
15:18You're worth millions.
15:22Act like it.
15:29Ellie!
15:31Vixie.
15:34Thank you, Mr. Preston.
15:35I'll come and will when no one else is around.
15:40You know something?
15:41That dress fits you in all the right places.
15:46It just needs one little adjustment.
15:51There we go.
15:53Perfect.
15:54Oh, my God.
15:55What do I do?
15:56Now, you are familiar with our tracking system, right?
15:59You've used the CRM before?
16:01Yes.
16:02Good.
16:02You do understand what your position is here, right?
16:10I'm sorry.
16:11I'm not feeling well.
16:13If you'll excuse me.
16:16Eh, she'll come around.
16:17Oh, my God.
16:27Go, go.
16:27Oh, my God.
16:35We're here.
16:36Whoa.
16:38What's your job?
16:38Oh, God.
16:38Whoa.
16:39Oh, my God.
16:40Oh, my God.
16:41Cool.
16:42What's your job?
16:43Oh, my God.
16:44Oh, my God.
16:46Oh, my God.
16:46I'd ask you how your day went.
16:48What?
16:49Did you do chicken vets?
16:50Yeah, yeah. You're worse than Mom was.
16:56Well, what's wrong?
16:57I think the only reason why my boss hired me is because maybe you want something else from me.
17:02Seriously? Already?
17:04Yeah. Yeah, and I can't afford to lose this job. We need it.
17:07Oh, he really didn't waste any time.
17:09Did you at least get some free terrible office coffee?
17:12I got something to, uh, tree up.
17:20Cheer me up.
17:21Is this an eviction notice?
17:24Are you kidding?
17:26Surprise.
17:28You are horrible at cheering people up next.
17:31I'll get a job.
17:35No.
17:36You're not going to get a job because what I need you to do is focus.
17:40Stay in school.
17:41I promised Mom that I would take care of you.
17:43So I'm going to take care of you.
17:45Okay?
17:49No.
17:50Mom, take a hug.
17:59Yeah, well, you know, she's got big plans.
18:02She's wearing that see-through shirt.
18:04Like, come on.
18:05Be for real.
18:06Like, that's supposed to get his attention.
18:12Ellie.
18:13Come see me.
18:14Yes.
18:17You want her to see me?
18:18Come in.
18:19Make a seat.
18:20No, no, no, no, no.
18:21This side.
18:22Why don't you check it out?
18:25See how it feels.
18:27Okay.
18:32You're...
18:33Impressive, Ellie.
18:35Really...
18:37Really impressive.
18:39Most people in your position would...
18:41Play it safe.
18:43But you've got instincts.
18:45I'm just doing my job.
18:47And doing it...
18:49Beautifully.
18:50I might add.
18:51I think I should probably, um...
18:52Get back.
18:53Mm-hmm.
18:54Oh, Priscilla, I can't.
18:55I'm sorry.
18:57Well...
18:59Someone just made the biggest mistake of their lives.
19:06Oh, my God.
19:08It's going to be okay.
19:09I'm going to get another job.
19:10And it's going to be fine.
19:13It's not going to be fast enough, though.
19:14I should have just let him.
19:17That's a weird pep talk.
19:18Are you okay?
19:20Yeah, I think I just got fired.
19:23Sweetie.
19:24Did I get fired?
19:26You've been reassigned.
19:31The mailroom?
19:34Welcome to the heart of the company.
19:37Well, I didn't do anything wrong.
19:39I didn't say you did.
19:40Well, then why am I being punished?
19:41Just because I didn't let him kiss me?
19:43This happens all the time.
19:44Mr. Preston is a very powerful CEO, but he's forgiving.
19:47Did you really fight your way back up?
19:50Not to the people who say no.
19:52Look, you can either cry about it
19:55or prove that you're better than a corner desk.
19:57It's up to you.
19:59Oh, right.
20:00Ask for, um, Colton.
20:17I'm Colton.
20:18You must be my new employee.
20:19I'm your supervisor.
20:20You are my supervisor?
20:21You are my supervisor?
20:22Yes.
20:23You are my supervisor?
20:24Yes.
20:25I'm Colton.
20:39You must be my new employee.
20:42I'm your supervisor.
20:45You are my supervisor?
20:48Yes.
20:52Come on, I'll show you the kingdom.
20:55Thanks, Mr. Carter.
20:55No, just call me Colton, or else it makes it seem like I'm going to do your parents' taxes or something.
21:07Look, I know that it's not very glamorous down here, and let me guess, you just cried in the bathroom for 30 minutes and are now silently panicking yourself.
21:17But I can promise you things are going to be okay.
21:21You seem like you're an expert of crying in bathrooms.
21:24Only on Mondays.
21:25Come on.
21:32Well, this is your desk.
21:35I promise you I won't bite, usually.
21:41Want some water?
21:42I'll go get you some water.
21:43Okay.
21:44All right, we're going to have to calm down.
21:57Just breathe.
21:57He's just a man with arms and a jawline.
22:02The world's most underrated crisis management tool.
22:08Hydration.
22:09In a paper cup and everything.
22:11Yeah, well, I guess that just goes to show how good of a boss I am and how good of a subordinate you are.
22:15I'm sorry.
22:19That was totally inappropriate.
22:20I was kidding.
22:21Okay.
22:21Okay.
22:22Ellie, look.
22:29I know that it's not anyone's dream to be in the mailroom, but I can tell that you have something special.
22:39Everything's going to be okay.
22:43Thanks.
22:47Of course.
22:47So, what were you doing upstairs?
23:01I'm a marketing strategist, or I was.
23:04Strategist in the mailroom.
23:06Preston must be running this place blind.
23:09If he had half a brain, he would use social media to increase our stock.
23:13That's what I would do, at least.
23:14Oh, it sounds like you've actually thought about this.
23:17Maybe a little bit.
23:19I mean, after all, we're not just a couple of pretty faces.
23:23Are we?
23:32Another tough one?
23:33I got devoted to the mailroom.
23:38Did you do your homework?
23:39Yeah, yeah.
23:40Whatever.
23:42Oh, you also have a doctor's appointment.
23:44Beck and leave work, or I'll let you take you.
23:46What's the point?
23:47We can't even afford doctors.
23:49I'm going to get us through this.
23:50Okay.
23:52I'm going to take care of everything.
23:52Hey, you trust me, right?
23:55Yeah.
23:56Promise?
23:57Yeah.
23:58I trust you.
23:59Okay.
24:01I've got it.
24:02Oh.
24:06Oh.
24:07Oh.
24:07Oh.
24:07Oh.
24:07Oh.
24:07Oh.
24:07Oh.
24:07Oh.
24:07Oh.
24:07Oh.
24:08Oh.
24:08Oh.
24:08Oh.
24:08Oh.
24:08Oh.
24:08Oh.
24:08Oh.
24:08Oh.
24:09Oh.
24:09Oh.
24:10Oh.
24:10Oh.
24:10Oh.
24:11Oh.
24:11Oh.
24:11Oh.
24:12Oh.
24:13Oh.
24:14Oh my god.
24:35Oh my god.
24:35I'm in so much trouble.
24:37I guess blueberry.
24:45If you don't like it, just lie to me.
24:49You bought me breakfast?
24:51Well, don't get used to it.
24:52I bribe new employees to like me.
24:55That's all.
24:58Oh.
24:58Not bad, huh?
25:19No.
25:20No.
25:20No, it's perfect.
25:21What was that?
25:22I don't know.
25:23I don't know.
25:24I don't know.
25:25I don't know.
25:26I don't know.
25:27I don't know.
25:28I don't know.
25:29I don't know.
25:30I don't know.
25:31I don't know.
25:32Well, don't worry about this.
25:33I'll just buy you a new one.
25:35Let's go do some deliveries.
25:36It's the best part of the job.
25:38You get to go inside, get some fresh air, and enjoy some awkward elevator rides.
25:46Quicker than me.
25:47I'm trying.
25:48Oh.
25:49This is where I used to work.
25:50Right there.
25:51I bet that chair looked a whole lot better with you in it.
26:08They made a big mistake.
26:10You want to make it a little bit more interesting?
26:14What's up?
26:15That's not a good one.
26:16How do you think?
26:17You'll find out.
26:18Cheers.
26:19What's that say?
26:20Um, it says baby goat loose on the third floor.
26:21Handle immediately.
26:22You're crazy.
26:23Don't you think that that's a little risky, isn't it?
26:24Oh my god.
26:25Someone's coming!
26:26We have to go!
26:28Yes!
26:31Student abnormaliusing in the dark there.
26:33Sorry and not ragged!
26:35Why are you thinking?
26:36Do you think someone could get it she was gonna import?
26:38No?
26:39All right, let's go through that.
26:40It's a little strange.
26:41Whoa!
26:42It's a terrible thing.
26:43What?
26:43Yeah, what?
26:45I got to do and see the innocent.
26:47We got our ears.
26:48Oh, it's good.
26:49He'll find things forward.
26:50No games for people.
26:51Oh my god, someone's coming. We have to go.
27:00I think we're good.
27:21I'm excited to put my marketing skills to good use and to grow with the company.
27:34Really, it is an honor to be here. You will not be sorry you hired me.
27:39I'm counting on that.
27:42Is he hitting on me?
27:44The marketing assistant, Claire, will get you acclimated.
27:49Okay.
27:51Hey.
28:21Relax. It can be our little dirty secret.
28:25He's hot, but he's a broke clerk. Don't waste your time.
28:42I mean, it looks like you're all set up, actually.
28:47I'll see you.
28:48I'll see you.
28:49When are you going to quit that menial job?
28:58It's embarrassing, son. You're worth millions.
29:04Act like it.
29:05Thank you, Mr. Preston.
29:17Oh, commonwealth.
29:18When no one else is around.
29:22You know something?
29:22That dress fits you in all the right places.
29:28It just needs one little adjustment.
29:34There we go.
29:35Perfect.
29:36Oh my god, what do I do?
29:38Now, you are familiar with our tracking system, right?
29:41You've used a CRM before?
29:43Yes.
29:43Good.
29:45You do understand what your position is here, right?
29:51I'm sorry.
29:53I'm not feeling well.
29:55If you'll excuse me.
29:58Eh, she'll come around.
29:59I'm not feeling well.
30:29I'd ask you how your day went.
30:31What?
30:32Did you check your beds?
30:33Yeah, yeah.
30:34You're worse than mom was.
30:39Well, what's wrong?
30:40I think the only reason why my boss hired me is because maybe he wants something else from me.
30:45Seriously?
30:46Already?
30:47Yeah.
30:48Yeah, and I can't afford to lose this job.
30:49We need it.
30:50Oh, he really didn't waste any time.
30:51Did you at least get some free terrible office coffee?
30:55I...
30:56I got something to, uh, tree up.
30:59Chimmy, uh, is this an eviction notice?
31:07Are you kidding?
31:09Surprise.
31:10You are horrible at cheering people up next.
31:14I'll get a job.
31:17No.
31:18You're not going to get a job because what I need you to do is focus.
31:23Stay in school.
31:24I promised mom that I would take care of you.
31:27So I'm going to take care of you, okay?
31:32No.
31:33Mom, take a hug.
31:33Yeah, well, you know, she's got big plans.
31:46She's wearing that see-through shirt.
31:48Like, come on, be for real.
31:49Like, that's supposed to get his attention.
31:51Ellie, come see me.
31:56Yes.
32:00You want her to see me?
32:01Come in.
32:02Make a seat.
32:02No, no, no, no, no.
32:04This time.
32:05Why don't you check it out?
32:08See how it feels.
32:10Okay.
32:11You're impressive, Ellie.
32:18Really, really impressive.
32:22Most people in your position would play it safe.
32:26But you've got instincts.
32:28I'm just doing my job.
32:30And doing it beautifully, I might add.
32:34You should probably, um, get back.
32:36Oh, Prisca, I can't.
32:38I'm sorry.
32:38Well, someone just made the biggest mistake of their lives.
32:48Oh, my God.
32:50It's going to be okay.
32:51I'm going to get another job, and it's going to be fine.
32:55It's not going to be fast enough, though.
32:56I should have just let him.
32:59That's a weird pep talk.
33:01Are you okay?
33:03Yeah, I think I just got fired.
33:05Sweetie, did I get fired?
33:08You've been reassigned.
33:14The mail room?
33:16Welcome to the heart of the company.
33:19Well, I didn't do anything wrong.
33:21I didn't say you did.
33:23Well, then why am I being punished?
33:24Just because I didn't let him kiss me?
33:26This happens all the time.
33:27Mr. Preston is a very powerful CEO, but he's forgiving.
33:30Did you really fight your way back up?
33:31Not to the people who are saying no.
33:34Look, you can either cry about it or prove that you're better than a quarter desk.
33:40It's up to you.
33:41Oh, right.
33:42Ask for, um, Colton.
33:44Oh, boy.
33:48Oh, my God.
33:50Oh, man.
33:53Oh, boy.
33:54Oh, boy.
33:56Oh.
33:58Oh.
34:01Oh.
34:01Oh.
34:02Oh.
34:02I'm Colton.
34:21You must be my new employee.
34:24I'm your supervisor.
34:27You are my supervisor?
34:30Yes.
34:32Come on, I'll show you the kingdom.
34:36Thanks, Mr. Carter.
34:38No, just call me Colton, or else it makes it seem like I'm going to do your parents' taxes or something.
34:49Look, I know that it's not very glamorous down here,
34:53and let me guess, you just cried in the bathroom for 30 minutes and are now silently panicking yourself.
34:58But I can promise you things are going to be okay.
35:03You seem like you're an expert of crying in bathrooms?
35:06Only on Mondays.
35:07Oh.
35:10Come on.
35:14Well, this is your desk.
35:17I promise you it won't bite, usually.
35:19You want some water?
35:24I'll go get you some water.
35:26Okay.
35:26All right, we're going to have to calm down.
35:39Just breathe.
35:39He's just a man with arms and a jawline.
35:44The world's most underrated crisis management tool.
35:50Hydration.
35:51In a paper cup and everything.
35:53Yeah, well, I guess that just goes to show how good of a boss I am and how good of a subordinate you are.
36:00I'm sorry.
36:01That was totally inappropriate.
36:02I was kidding.
36:03Okay.
36:03Okay.
36:10Ellie, look.
36:11I know that it's not anyone's dream to be in the mailroom, but I can tell that you have something special.
36:22Everything's going to be okay.
36:25Thanks.
36:29Of course.
36:29So, what were you doing upstairs?
36:43I'm a marketing strategist, or I was.
36:46Strategist in the mailroom.
36:48Preston must be running this place blind.
36:51If he had half a brain, he would use social media to increase our stock.
36:55That's what I would do, at least.
36:57Oh, it sounds like you've actually thought about this.
36:58Maybe a little bit.
37:01I mean, after all, we're not just a couple of pretty faces.
37:05Are we?
37:14Another tough one?
37:15I got demoted to the mailroom.
37:20Did you do your homework?
37:21Yeah, yeah.
37:22Whatever.
37:22Okay.
37:22Oh, you also have a doctor's appointment.
37:26Beck and Levo are calling me to take you.
37:28What's the point?
37:29We can't even afford doctors.
37:31I'm going to get us to this.
37:32Okay.
37:34I'm going to take care of everybody.
37:34Hey, you trust me, right?
37:37Yeah.
37:38Promise?
37:39Yeah.
37:40I trust you.
37:41Okay.
37:43I've got it.
37:44No.
37:44No.
37:44Oh, my God.
38:14Oh, my God. I'm in so much trouble.
38:26I guess, blueberry, if you don't like it, just lie to me.
38:31You bought me breakfast?
38:33Well, don't get used to it. I bribe new employees to like me. That's all.
38:44Not bad, huh?
39:01No. No, it's perfect. Just like you.
39:05What was that?
39:09I don't know. It's anything.
39:10I thought you said something.
39:13Well, don't worry about this. I'll just buy you a new one.
39:17Let's go do some deliveries. It's the best part of the job.
39:21Get to go inside, get some fresh air,
39:24and enjoy some awkward elevator rides.
39:27Let's go.
39:29Okay.
39:39Quicker than me.
39:41I'm trying.
39:42Oh, this is where I used to work. Right there.
39:46I bet that chair looked a whole lot better with you in it.
39:50They made a big mistake.
39:51You want to make it a little bit more interesting?
39:57How so?
40:05That's not a good one.
40:07You'll find out.
40:17What does that say?
40:18Um, it says baby goat loose on the third floor.
40:21Handle immediately.
40:23You're crazy.
40:24You are dangerous, aren't you?
40:27Don't you think that that's a little risky, isn't it?
40:34Oh my god, someone's coming.
40:35We have to go.
40:40Jesus, Jesse.
40:41Everybody saw us?
40:42I think we're good.
40:43Oh.
40:48I'm excited to put my marketing skills to good use and to grow with the company.
41:15Really, it is an honor to be here.
41:18You will not be sorry you hired me.
41:21I'm counting on that.
41:24Is he hitting on me?
41:26The marketing assistant, Claire, will get you acclimated.
41:31Okay.
41:31Hey, I'm Clara.
41:52I'll help you get set up.
41:53Hey, thanks.
41:53I'm Ellie.
41:56Sorry, those girls back there, were they?
41:58Oh, do not worry about them.
42:00They're just trying to figure out who you slept with to land the job.
42:03I am highly qualified.
42:05Relax.
42:06It can be our little dirty secret.
42:07He's hot, but he's a broke clerk.
42:23Don't waste your time.
42:25I mean, it looks like you're all set up, actually.
42:30I'll see you.
42:30I'll see you.
42:31When are you going to quit that menial job?
42:40It's embarrassing, son.
42:42You're worth millions.
42:46Act like it.
42:53Ellie.
42:53I'll see you.
42:57Thank you, Mr. Preston.
42:59I'll come and will when no one else is around.
43:04You know something?
43:05That dress fits you in all the right places.
43:10It just needs one little adjustment.
43:15There we go.
43:17Perfect.
43:18Oh my God, what do I do?
43:20Now, you are familiar with our tracking system, right?
43:23You've used a CRM before?
43:25Yes.
43:25Good.
43:27You do understand what your position is here, right?
43:34Um...
43:34I'm sorry.
43:35I'm not feeling well.
43:37If you'll excuse me.
43:40Eh, she'll come around.
43:41I'm not feeling well.
43:42I'm not feeling well.
43:43I'm not feeling well.
43:43I'm not feeling well.
43:44I'm not feeling well.
43:44I'm not feeling well.
43:45I'm not feeling well.
43:45I'm not feeling well.
43:46I'm not feeling well.
43:46I'm not feeling well.
43:47I'm not feeling well.
43:47I'm not feeling well.
43:48I'm not feeling well.
43:48I'm not feeling well.
43:48I'm not feeling well.
43:49I'm feeling well.
43:49I'm feeling well.
43:50I'm feeling well.
43:50I'm feeling well.
43:51I'm feeling well.
43:51I'm feeling well.
43:52I'm feeling well.
43:53I'm feeling well.
43:54I'm feeling well.
43:55I'm feeling well.
43:56I'm feeling well.
43:57I'm feeling well.
43:58I'm feeling well.
43:59I'm feeling well.
44:00I'd ask you how your day went.
44:13What?
44:14Did you check the meds?
44:15Yeah, yeah.
44:16Your worst mom was.
44:21Well, what's wrong?
44:22I think the only reason why my boss hired me is because maybe he wants something else
44:26from me.
44:27Seriously?
44:28Already?
44:29Yeah.
44:29Yeah, and I can't afford to lose this job.
44:31We need it.
44:32Oh, he really didn't waste any time.
44:34Did you at least get some free terrible office coffee?
44:37I...
44:38I got something to, uh, cheer me up.
44:44Cheer me up.
44:46Is this an eviction notice?
44:49Are you kidding?
44:51Surprise.
44:53You are horrible at cheering people up, Max.
44:56I'll get a job.
44:59No.
45:00You're not going to get a job because what I need you to do is focus.
45:05Stay in school.
45:06I promised mom that I would take care of you, so I'm going to take care of you, okay?
45:14No.
45:15Mom, take a hug.
45:15Yeah, well, you know, she's got big plans.
45:28She's wearing that see-through shirt.
45:30Like, come on.
45:30Be for real.
45:31Like, that's supposed to get his attention.
45:33Ellen, come see me.
45:39Yes.
45:42You want her to see me?
45:43Come in.
45:44Make a seat.
45:44No, no, no, no, no.
45:46This side.
45:47Why don't you check it out?
45:50See how it feels.
45:52Okay.
45:53You're impressive, Ellen.
46:00Really, really impressive.
46:04Most people in your position would play it safe.
46:08But you've got instincts.
46:10I'm just doing my job.
46:12And doing it beautifully, I might add.
46:16I should probably, um, get back.
46:18Mm-hmm.
46:19Oh, Prisca, I can't.
46:20I'm sorry.
46:22Well, someone just made the biggest mistake of their lives.
46:30Oh, my God.
46:32It's going to be okay.
46:33I'm going to get another job, and it's going to be fine.
46:37It's not going to be fast enough, though.
46:39I should have just let him.
46:41That's a weird pep talk.
46:43Are you okay?
46:45Yeah, I think I just got fired.
46:47Sweet.
46:48Did I get fired?
46:50You've been reassigned.
46:56The mailroom?
46:58Welcome to the heart of the company.
47:01Well, I didn't do anything wrong.
47:04I didn't say you did.
47:05Well, then why am I being punished?
47:06Just because I didn't let him kiss me?
47:08This happens all the time.
47:09Mr. Preston is a very powerful CEO, but he's forgiving.
47:12Not to the people who say no.
47:13Look, you can either cry about it,
47:16or prove that you're better than a corner desk.
47:19It's up to you.
47:19I'll see you next time.
47:21and see you next time.
47:23Good luck.
47:24I love you.
47:25Good luck.
47:25Please.
47:26Thanks, guys.
47:30What is the last you,ain?
47:32I'm Colton.
48:00You must be my new employee.
48:03I'm your supervisor.
48:06You are my supervisor?
48:08Yes.
48:13Come on, I'll show you the kingdom.
48:15Thanks, Mr. Carter.
48:16No, just call me Colton or else it makes it seem like I'm going to do your parents' taxes or something.
48:21Look, I know that it's not very glamorous down here and let me guess, you just cried in the bathroom for 30 minutes and are now silently panicking yourself.
48:36But I can promise you things are going to be okay.
48:41You seem like you're an expert of crying in bathrooms?
48:44Only on Mondays.
48:45Oh.
48:46Okay.
48:47Come on.
48:48Okay.
48:49Come on.
48:50Okay.
48:53Well, this is your desk.
48:55I promise you I won't.
48:58You want some water?
48:59I'll go get you some water.
49:01Okay.
49:11Alright.
49:14Just breathe.
49:15He's just a man with arms and a jawline.
49:21The world's most underrated crisis management tool.
49:25Hydration.
49:26In a paper cup and everything.
49:28Yeah.
49:29Well, I guess that just goes to show how good of a boss I am and how good of a subordinate you are.
49:35I'm sorry.
49:36That was totally inappropriate.
49:38I was kidding.
49:39Okay.
49:46Ellie, look.
49:50I know that it's not anyone's dream to be in the mail room, but I can tell that you have something special.
49:58Everything's going to be okay.
50:01Thanks.
50:04Of course.
50:15So, what were you doing upstairs?
50:18I'm a marketing strategist.
50:19Or, I was.
50:21Strategist in the mail room.
50:23Preston must be running this place blind.
50:26If he had half a brain, he would use social media to increase our stock.
50:30That's what I would do, at least.
50:32Oh, it sounds like you've actually thought about this.
50:35Maybe a little bit.
50:37I mean, after all, we're not just a couple of pretty faces.
50:40Are we?
50:49Another tough one?
50:51I got devoted.
50:53To the mail room.
50:55Did you do your homework?
50:56Yeah, yeah.
50:57Whatever.
50:58Okay.
51:00Oh, you also have a doctor's appointment.
51:01Beck and Lebo are currently to take you.
51:04What's the point?
51:05We can't even afford doctors.
51:07I'm gonna get us through this.
51:08Okay.
51:09I'm gonna take care of everybody.
51:10Hey.
51:11You trust me, right?
51:12Yeah.
51:13Promise.
51:14Yeah.
51:16I trust you.
51:17Okay.
51:19I've got it.
51:41Oh my god, I'm in so much trouble.
52:02I guess blueberry, if you don't like it, just lie to me.
52:06You bought me breakfast?
52:08Well, don't get used to it.
52:09I bribe new employees to like me.
52:12That's all.
52:13I'm gonna kill myself.
52:14I think I just need to kill myself.
52:15I will kill myself.
52:16Let me kill myself.
52:17Let me kill myself, girl.
52:18I'm gonna kill myself.
52:19Let me kill myself.
52:20Let me kill myself.
52:22That bad, huh?
52:23No.
52:24No, it's perfect.
52:26Just like you.
52:27Oh, not bad, huh?
52:37No, no, it's perfect.
52:40Just like you.
52:43What was that?
52:44I don't know, it's anything.
52:46I thought you said something.
52:49Well, don't worry about this.
52:50I'll just buy you a new one.
52:53Let's go do some deliveries.
52:54It's the best part of the job.
52:56Yeah, get to go inside, get some fresh air,
53:00and enjoy some awkward elevator rides.
53:05Okay.
53:15Quicker than me.
53:17I'm trying.
53:18Oh, this is where I used to work.
53:20Right there.
53:22I bet that chair looked a whole lot better with you in it.
53:26They made a big mistake.
53:30You want to make it a little bit more interesting?
53:33How so?
53:41That's not a good one.
53:42You'll find out.
53:44What does that say?
53:54Um, it says baby goat loose on the third floor.
53:57Handle immediately.
53:59You're crazy.
54:00You are dangerous, aren't you?
54:01I bet you think that that's a little risky, isn't it?
54:10Oh my god, someone's coming.
54:11We have to go.
54:16Jesus, Jesse.
54:17Did you have my saws?
54:18Oh, I think we're good.
54:19Oh, I think we're good.
54:20Oh, I think we're good.
54:21Oh, I think we're good.
54:21Oh, I think we're good.
54:22Oh, I think we're good.
54:22Oh, I think we're good.
54:23Oh, I think we're good.
54:23Oh, I think we're good.
54:24Oh, I think we're good.
54:25Oh, I think we're good.
54:26Oh, I think we're good.
54:27Oh, I think we're good.
54:28Oh, I think we're good.
54:29Oh, I think we're good.
54:30Oh, I think we're good.
54:31Oh, I think we're good.
54:32Oh, I think we're good.
54:33Oh, I think we're good.
54:34Oh, I think we're good.
54:35Oh, I think we're good.
54:36Oh, I think we're good.
54:37Oh, I think we're good.
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