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00:00:00Oh my god, she's insane.
00:00:10What are you doing here?
00:00:14Beth, you set me up.
00:00:18You stay away from me.
00:00:21You're insane.
00:00:24I can't let you ruin my wedding, Miss Leanne.
00:00:28You and Asher?
00:00:30You're a great couple.
00:00:32I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:00:36But you've got to go.
00:00:37They say that sex ruins everything.
00:00:52And sometimes, they're right.
00:00:56What was that, baby?
00:00:58Awesome.
00:00:58We done here?
00:01:01Yeah, I think I did my job.
00:01:07Yes!
00:01:08Yes!
00:01:09Yes!
00:01:09No!
00:01:10Oh!
00:01:11Oh!
00:01:12Oh!
00:01:12Are we done here?
00:01:16Yeah, baby.
00:01:17You're the best.
00:01:18You were amazing.
00:01:20Was it good for you?
00:01:21Awesome.
00:01:22Awesome.
00:01:23What's your name again?
00:01:26Lonnie?
00:01:27We need to talk.
00:01:29What?
00:01:30I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:32So, I mean, you are breaking up with me.
00:01:36I mean, I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:39What?
00:01:40This isn't working out.
00:01:42Goodbye, Lonnie.
00:01:43I can't do this anymore.
00:01:44I can't do this anymore.
00:01:48What do you mean you were breaking up with me?
00:01:49I mean, I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:51This isn't working out.
00:01:53But, but...
00:01:54Take care, Monique.
00:01:55What am I doing?
00:02:12So, I tell her.
00:02:15Dude, that's not a pickle.
00:02:17That's an okra.
00:02:18Like, seriously?
00:02:21So, she goes totally bonkers on my brother.
00:02:23I mean, I don't even know what I saw in him in the first place.
00:02:29How about you and I...
00:02:31Um, you're...
00:02:31Just excuse me for a moment.
00:02:34Be right back.
00:02:38So, I was thinking...
00:02:40How about we get out of here and go back to my place?
00:02:44Sorry.
00:02:45I'll be right back.
00:02:53Oh, damn it.
00:03:01Shit.
00:03:02I'm so sorry.
00:03:05Oh, my God.
00:03:06Oh, my God.
00:03:07Asher?
00:03:07Oh, yeah.
00:03:08What are you doing?
00:03:09Oh, I'm trying my sorrows, you?
00:03:12Same.
00:03:13Do you want to grab a drink?
00:03:15Sure.
00:03:16Sure.
00:03:16Let's go on.
00:03:21How did I ever lose touch with my undergrad BFF?
00:03:24Uh, life, I guess.
00:03:27We should vow to never let that happen again.
00:03:29Pinky spray?
00:03:30Pinky spray.
00:03:32Friends forever.
00:03:33Stop doing that.
00:03:38We should vow to never let that happen again.
00:03:40Pinky spray?
00:03:42Pinky spray.
00:03:43Friends forever.
00:03:45Stop doing that.
00:03:54Oh, what about work?
00:03:55I actually just started a new job.
00:03:57I'm doing marketing at GenGuard.
00:03:59Small world.
00:04:00They're our biggest client.
00:04:01Hmm.
00:04:02No way.
00:04:04Wait, what do you do?
00:04:05I work at a software development startup.
00:04:07What about your love life?
00:04:19What?
00:04:20What about your love life?
00:04:23Oh, my God.
00:04:24Years of bad sex with jerks.
00:04:27A lifetime of one-night stands with shallow women.
00:04:30Cheers, mate.
00:04:31How about we?
00:04:38Stop it.
00:04:40No.
00:04:40Hey, we're friends.
00:04:42Well, if you ever do want an earth-shattering orgasm, I'm your man.
00:04:47Sex ruins everything.
00:04:48Yeah, I suppose you're right.
00:04:52I'll be your wing woman, though.
00:04:56And now you're wing men.
00:04:57I'm your wing woman.
00:05:00I'm your wing man.
00:05:01Oh, my God.
00:05:02Oh, my God.
00:05:03I'm my тех tide.
00:05:04Oh, my God.
00:05:36I can't remember the last time I had this much fun.
00:05:44I can't remember the last time I laughed this hard.
00:05:47I think I peed myself a little bit.
00:05:51I have that effect on women.
00:05:53I forgot how pretty you are.
00:06:00Thanks.
00:06:01I think.
00:06:02Let's never lose touch again.
00:06:10Friends forever?
00:06:14Friends forever.
00:06:15Let's never lose touch again.
00:06:23Let's never lose touch again.
00:06:29Let's never lose touch again.
00:06:38Let's never lose touch again.
00:06:39Let's never lose touch again.
00:06:44Let's never lose touch again.
00:06:52Let's never lose touch again.
00:06:58Let's never lose touch again.
00:07:05Let's never lose touch again.
00:07:07Let's never lose touch again.
00:07:09Let's never lose touch again.
00:07:11Let's never lose touch again.
00:07:13Let's never lose touch again.
00:07:15Let's never lose touch again.
00:07:17Let's never lose touch again.
00:07:20Let's do that again.
00:07:36Oh my god, what are you doing here?
00:07:50I don't know.
00:07:51What am I doing here?
00:07:53Oh, my head.
00:07:55My head.
00:07:56Feels like there's a bag of nails resting on my brain.
00:08:04Hey, that means since we're here.
00:08:07What?
00:08:08No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:08:10Bad idea.
00:08:11What?
00:08:12Last night was a bad idea.
00:08:14Why?
00:08:16Because, Asher, you're one of my best friends.
00:08:21Fuck, sex ruins everything.
00:08:24I suppose you're right.
00:08:27But still.
00:08:29But still.
00:08:32I have a proposition.
00:08:36What?
00:08:37Friends with benefits.
00:08:40Sex without strings.
00:08:43You do you, I do me.
00:08:45And we do each other.
00:08:50Interesting.
00:08:53Okay.
00:08:54Sold.
00:08:55Wanted benefits.
00:09:00And I'll need the marketing report.
00:09:14And I'll need the marketing report for the fourth quarter.
00:09:38Hello, ladies.
00:09:41Asher?
00:09:41You two know each other?
00:09:47Yeah, we know each other from college.
00:09:51He's one of my best friends.
00:09:53What are you doing here?
00:09:54He's here to see my father.
00:09:56Wait, what?
00:09:57Daddy owns the company.
00:09:59I know.
00:10:00I actually own the company I work at.
00:10:03He's worth billions.
00:10:05And here I thought I knew everything about you.
00:10:07I've been busy since college.
00:10:09Clearly.
00:10:11Listen, I've got to run, but talk to you later?
00:10:16Sure.
00:10:17Good to see you back.
00:10:18You too.
00:10:23Oh, what a man.
00:10:24What's this?
00:10:37I took the liberty of drawing up a forensic benefits contract.
00:10:40A contract?
00:10:41It outlines the parameters of our relationship.
00:10:44Okay.
00:10:45Article 1.
00:10:47Nobody knows.
00:10:48It might get in the way of us seeing other people.
00:10:50Good point.
00:10:51Article 2.
00:10:53We meet at a mutually agreed upon place, at a mutually agreed upon time.
00:10:56Okay.
00:10:58Article 3.
00:11:00Honesty and transparency are a must.
00:11:02Agreed.
00:11:04Article 4.
00:11:06No lies.
00:11:07No lies.
00:11:11Article 5.
00:11:14Once one party sleeps with another person, the agreement is over.
00:11:19I don't like that one.
00:11:22Gets too complicated otherwise.
00:11:26Fine.
00:11:26And finally, friends first.
00:11:37Friends first.
00:11:38Friends first.
00:11:38Let's eat.
00:11:48Let's see.
00:11:51Let's see.
00:11:56Let's see.
00:12:06Let's see.
00:13:07What?
00:13:14I mean, no, the contract.
00:13:15Forget the contract.
00:13:17No, friends first.
00:13:19Remember?
00:13:21Sex, romance, it ruins everything.
00:13:27Asher, you mean way too much to me for that.
00:13:30Come on.
00:13:41Friends first?
00:13:52Friends first.
00:13:53So see you at seven tonight?
00:14:05Yes, you will.
00:14:06He asked me out, he asked me out.
00:14:23Breathe, Beth, breathe.
00:14:25I've been crushing on him for so long.
00:14:28On Asher?
00:14:29Yes.
00:14:30He asked you out?
00:14:31Yes.
00:14:32On a date?
00:14:33Yes, yes, yes.
00:14:35Will you grab a coffee with me later?
00:14:36Because you two are such good friends.
00:14:38You can give me some tips.
00:14:40Oh.
00:14:40Um, yeah, okay.
00:14:44I gotta go.
00:14:46I'm getting a money-penny ready for the big fight.
00:14:48I'm totally freaking out.
00:14:52Bye.
00:14:53Where was he born?
00:15:03Philadelphia.
00:15:05Philadelphia.
00:15:06Uh, favorite food?
00:15:08Um, he likes hot fudge sundaes.
00:15:14Oh, hot fudge sundae.
00:15:17I like your pen.
00:15:18I've never seen that color before.
00:15:20Daddy has a made-for-me special.
00:15:22It's my favorite color.
00:15:22Heliotrope purple.
00:15:24Um, what about sports?
00:15:28Beth, why don't you just ask him this yourself?
00:15:31On your date.
00:15:32I can't do that if I'm gonna marry this man
00:15:34and he's gotta think we're meant to be.
00:15:38Marry?
00:15:40You got a problem with that?
00:15:47Why have the two of you never hooked up anyhow?
00:15:50Me and Asher?
00:15:51No, no, no, no, no, never.
00:15:56Please.
00:15:57We're friends.
00:15:59We're best friends.
00:16:01Good.
00:16:02By the way, I love your outfit.
00:16:04Where'd you get it?
00:16:05Oh, Mason's on third.
00:16:07Super cute.
00:16:09Okay, let's carry on.
00:16:10Uh, siblings?
00:16:11And being an only child.
00:16:17I was an only child as well.
00:16:19Really?
00:16:20Cool.
00:16:22Anyhow, being an only child, my parents sent me to art camp in Philadelphia.
00:16:25I was born in Philly.
00:16:28Shut up.
00:16:29It's my favorite city.
00:16:31Where was the school?
00:16:34Um, I...
00:16:36Can I interest you in some dessert?
00:16:40Mm-hmm.
00:16:41How about we, um, share a hot fudge sundae?
00:16:48That is my favorite dessert.
00:16:54I can't believe how much we have in common.
00:16:57I had a wonderful time.
00:17:04I really hope we can do this again.
00:17:07That would be great.
00:17:10Good night.
00:17:13Oh, my.
00:17:15Okay, thank you.
00:17:19Listen.
00:17:21I should really head out.
00:17:25Uh, take care.
00:17:26Why don't you come up?
00:17:29And I will fuck you.
00:17:31It's within an inch of your life.
00:17:33Oh, my God.
00:17:34Um, I don't think that would be such a good idea.
00:17:39Why?
00:17:40Because I've sworn off one-night stands.
00:17:45I'm a one-night stand?
00:17:46No, no, it...
00:17:47That's not what I meant.
00:17:48It's just...
00:17:50Sex ruins everything.
00:17:53Let's wait.
00:17:54So it can be perfect.
00:17:57Perfect.
00:17:57Yeah?
00:18:01Yes!
00:18:05Okay.
00:18:07Toodles!
00:18:08Beth?
00:18:15It was nice.
00:18:18We have a lot in common.
00:18:22Are you...
00:18:23jealous?
00:18:26No.
00:18:26Did you, um...
00:18:31Did you sleep together?
00:18:35No.
00:18:36But not for a lack of her trying.
00:18:39Beth?
00:18:40She's an animal.
00:18:42Oh, God.
00:18:43Stop it.
00:18:45Besides, I don't want to ruin our arrangement.
00:18:48Not for Beth, you don't?
00:18:49Yeah, my days of one-night stands are over.
00:18:52I want to wait.
00:18:53Just in case she is the one.
00:18:56You never know.
00:18:58I want to get off on the right foot.
00:19:04I'm never getting married.
00:19:06I'm ready to settle down.
00:19:09You do you.
00:19:17To each his own.
00:19:18Agreed.
00:19:19Did you steal my fudge?
00:19:21Maybe.
00:19:21Give it back.
00:19:22Give it back.
00:19:23Come on.
00:19:24It's not clean.
00:19:27It's my strawberry.
00:19:28All right.
00:19:28That was rude.
00:19:36That was rude.
00:19:58Leah Lamont, you do not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:12You will not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:16True love does not exist.
00:20:18You will only get hurt.
00:20:20He is your friend.
00:20:22Don't blow it.
00:20:24Friendship first.
00:20:26Leah Lamont, you do not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:28You do not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:30You will not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:32True love does not exist.
00:20:34You will only get hurt.
00:20:36He is your friend.
00:20:37Don't blow it.
00:20:41Friendship first.
00:20:44Leah Lamont.
00:20:58Hey.
00:21:15Shit.
00:21:16I'm so sorry.
00:21:18My bad.
00:21:19My fault.
00:21:21Hang on.
00:21:21You got a tissue?
00:21:29Here.
00:21:30Let me.
00:21:30Hey, what are you doing?
00:21:32Stop cock-plucking me.
00:21:33Oh.
00:21:34Oh, I didn't realize.
00:21:36Hey, Asher.
00:21:38Eric.
00:21:39Okay.
00:21:43Well, see you guys later.
00:21:48Here.
00:21:50Um, I'm Leanne, by the way.
00:21:55I'm Eric.
00:22:05That was fun.
00:22:07Yeah, was that fun, or was Eric fun?
00:22:12Both.
00:22:13Okay.
00:22:14You gotta watch out for him.
00:22:15He's a player.
00:22:17So what?
00:22:19Think I can't handle myself?
00:22:21No, that's not what I'm saying.
00:22:24Oh, my God.
00:22:26Are you jealous?
00:22:28No, I'm not jealous.
00:22:29Why would I be jealous?
00:22:30We're friends with benefits.
00:22:32Remember?
00:22:34Yeah.
00:22:36You don't have to be a dick about it.
00:22:37Okay, I'm not being a dick.
00:22:39You're just making another bad choice.
00:22:44I can handle myself.
00:22:47Yeah, fine.
00:22:48Be that way.
00:22:52You know, maybe things are getting too complicated.
00:22:56Maybe we need to end this arrangement.
00:23:00Maybe you're so shut down that you can only date asshole men.
00:23:09Maybe you should go fuck yourself.
00:23:14Maybe I will.
00:23:17Yes.
00:23:26Flowers for Mrs. Leanne Lamont.
00:23:28That's me.
00:23:30Oh, my God.
00:23:36I'm Eric.
00:23:43What are you doing here?
00:23:46Had a meeting with Best Dad.
00:23:50That's from Eric.
00:23:52Yes.
00:23:57They're nice.
00:23:58Listen, um, I'm really sorry about last night.
00:24:06I was out of line.
00:24:07No.
00:24:09No, I was out of line.
00:24:14I'm so sorry about the slap.
00:24:18Oh, my God.
00:24:20Yeah, I deserved it.
00:24:21Friends forever.
00:24:29Friends forever.
00:24:33Dinner later?
00:24:36Sounds awesome.
00:24:36Someone's in a good mood.
00:24:57Oh, it's just...
00:24:59I'm just so happy.
00:25:01You know, Leanne, I think I like Asher a lot.
00:25:07I think he could be the one.
00:25:10Oh.
00:25:11I think I'm falling in love.
00:25:13You've only just started dating.
00:25:16Have you ever had a connection that's just so deep, so immediate that you just know?
00:25:23Yeah.
00:25:27That's us.
00:25:29You know, he told me he wants us to wait for sex.
00:25:34He says he wants to build a strong foundation first.
00:25:37I hope you aren't jealous.
00:25:42Oh.
00:25:43No.
00:25:44I don't know.
00:25:45I just want him to be happy.
00:25:47By the way, I love your lipstick.
00:25:49It's so unique.
00:25:51What color is it?
00:25:53Paris pink.
00:25:54I love it.
00:25:55Anyway, gotta go.
00:25:58Toodles.
00:26:06Why are you so down?
00:26:09What's wrong?
00:26:12Nothing.
00:26:13Famous last words.
00:26:16Is it...
00:26:17Attic?
00:26:19Of course not.
00:26:20How's Beth, by the way?
00:26:23She thinks that you're gonna settle down with her.
00:26:26Yeah, you never know.
00:26:30Give me your hand.
00:26:32I'll tell you what's gonna happen.
00:26:34Come on.
00:26:35Okay.
00:26:36Okay.
00:26:38This is your lifeline.
00:26:41It's long.
00:26:42So you have a nice, long life.
00:26:45Okay.
00:26:46This is your headline for wisdom.
00:26:49Mm-hmm.
00:26:51And...
00:26:52Looks like you have done some stupid things.
00:26:55And this is your love line.
00:27:01So you've got a rocky beginning over here.
00:27:06But you have a long line of love ahead of you.
00:27:09You wanna go home and fuck?
00:27:33Great idea.
00:27:35Great idea.
00:27:35Yeah.
00:28:35Do you have a key?
00:29:05Right?
00:29:06Yeah.
00:29:07Who is that?
00:29:11I have no idea.
00:29:13Hello!
00:29:15Your front door was unlocked!
00:29:19I brought dough!
00:29:31That's...
00:29:33How could you?
00:29:35Beth!
00:29:39Wait!
00:29:40Beth!
00:29:41Oh, fuck!
00:29:42What have I done?
00:29:43What do you mean, what have you done?
00:29:47Beth, it's not what it looks like!
00:29:49Hey!
00:29:51What are you doing?
00:29:53I'm leaving.
00:29:54I'm getting dressed.
00:29:55I'm going.
00:29:56I'm feeling kind of yucky right now.
00:29:57I'm sorry, okay?
00:29:58You didn't do anything.
00:29:59It was me.
00:30:00I fucked up.
00:30:01You said it wasn't serious.
00:30:02It wasn't.
00:30:03It isn't.
00:30:04It doesn't matter.
00:30:05I fucked up.
00:30:06Whatever it is.
00:30:07It was.
00:30:08I fucked it up.
00:30:09Okay?
00:30:10You didn't do anything.
00:30:11It was me.
00:30:12I fucked up.
00:30:13It doesn't matter.
00:30:14It doesn't matter.
00:30:15I fucked up.
00:30:16Whatever it is.
00:30:17It was.
00:30:18I fucked it up.
00:30:19Okay?
00:30:20I guess it's time for us to end this friends with benefits thing.
00:30:26Yeah.
00:30:31Friends first?
00:30:36Friends first?
00:30:37Friends first?
00:30:42Friends first.
00:30:57Hey, Beth.
00:30:58Go away!
00:31:00I need to talk to you.
00:31:07I fire her except daddy said we'd get sued.
00:31:11You, on the other hand, I don't want to speak to you ever again.
00:31:15No, no.
00:31:16It's not what you think, okay?
00:31:17It was a stupid game.
00:31:18Friends with benefits.
00:31:19But it's over now.
00:31:20Okay?
00:31:21I promise.
00:31:28Do you love her?
00:31:29Of course not.
00:31:30Okay?
00:31:31She means nothing to me.
00:31:35Really?
00:31:37Hey.
00:31:38I want to see what happens between us.
00:31:40You and me.
00:31:43Please.
00:31:44Give me another chance.
00:31:52I suppose.
00:31:56Okay.
00:31:59Leigh Ann, it's me again.
00:32:12Don't know why you're avoiding me.
00:32:14I'm so confused.
00:32:16Friends forever, remember?
00:32:18Eric.
00:32:25Hi.
00:32:26I'm sorry if it's been a while.
00:32:28I know I've been out of touch, but...
00:32:32I would love to see you again, if you're up for it.
00:32:35Asher?
00:32:36Asher?
00:32:37Asher?
00:32:38It's me.
00:32:39I haven't heard from you in like four hours.
00:32:40What's going on?
00:32:41Are you with Leigh Ann?
00:32:42Call me!
00:32:43Asher?
00:32:44Asher?
00:32:45Asher?
00:32:46Asher, it's me!
00:32:47I haven't heard from you in like four hours.
00:32:48What's going on?
00:32:49Are you with Leigh Ann?
00:32:50Call me!
00:32:51Okay, Leigh Ann, I don't know what I did to drive you away, but I'll leave you alone now.
00:33:09If you ever want to be friends again, you know where to find me.
00:33:35It's Eric, leave a message.
00:33:37Hey, Eric, I just wanted to say that I had a great time the other night, and I wanted
00:33:44to see what you were doing later.
00:33:46Asher?
00:33:47Asher, where are you?
00:33:48Why won't you call me back?
00:33:50I know you're with her, you lied to me!
00:33:55Okay, miss you.
00:33:57Call me, bye.
00:33:58Bye!
00:34:03Beth, I got your 35 messages.
00:34:08Listen, I'd really like to get to know you better and spend some time with you, but maybe
00:34:13we need to slow things down a bit.
00:34:16I'll call you when I can.
00:34:20Hey, hey, hey, hey, babe. Slow down.
00:34:21Hey, hey, hey, hey, babe. Slow down.
00:34:22Hey, hey, hey, hey, babe. Slow down.
00:34:29To love.
00:34:30Wait.
00:34:31To love.
00:34:32Wait.
00:34:33Love sucks.
00:34:34Okay.
00:34:35I think we're good.
00:34:36Okay.
00:34:37I think we were good, right?
00:34:38Okay.
00:34:39I think we're good.
00:34:40Be good.
00:34:41Barber's mom.
00:34:42I know.
00:34:43Yeah.
00:34:44Hey, hey, hey, hey, babe. Slow down.
00:34:48To love.
00:34:55Wait.
00:34:57Love sucks.
00:34:59Okay, I think we've had enough.
00:35:05How about we head back to my face?
00:35:10Hmm.
00:35:12Fabulous.
00:35:14Cool.
00:35:16Easy.
00:35:29A lot of goodies, isn't it?
00:35:59I'm just so happy to see you again.
00:36:19Nah, I'm sorry.
00:36:20I've been aloof.
00:36:21Just been going through some stuff.
00:36:22You want to talk about it, baby?
00:36:24No, that's okay.
00:36:25Just life.
00:36:26Is it Leanne?
00:36:27I don't want to talk about Leanne.
00:36:30You know, her and Eric have gotten hot and heavy.
00:36:33I thought she wasn't into Eric.
00:36:35Well, when I was out and about this morning, I saw her leaving Eric's apartment.
00:36:40It would look like her clothes from last night.
00:36:43No way.
00:36:44She would never.
00:36:45He's a knob.
00:36:46Which is why I grabbed a photo.
00:36:52I guess she's not the same you think she is.
00:36:56Yes.
00:36:57No way.
00:36:58Thanks, guys.
00:36:59I love you.
00:37:00Let's see.
00:37:02You can easily.
00:37:06You can easily.
00:37:08Let's see.
00:37:11I'm your favorite one.
00:37:12Thank you for your attention.
00:38:42I'm trying my best.
00:38:43Hey, your best isn't good enough.
00:38:46He causes the game.
00:38:48Okay, hey, you've had too much to do.
00:38:49Don't tell me what to do, woman.
00:38:51She can handle herself.
00:38:53Remember, that part of your life is over.
00:38:55Everyone!
00:38:56Asher.
00:38:57Look at the loser.
00:38:58It's all embarrassing.
00:39:02Fucking prick.
00:39:04Come here.
00:39:04Come on.
00:39:09Come on.
00:39:09Come on.
00:39:11Come on.
00:39:11Come on.
00:39:12Come on.
00:39:13Come on.
00:40:45You're fired.
00:40:47You can't fire me.
00:40:49I don't work at your company and I own mine.
00:40:52I'll fire Leanne.
00:40:54You can't.
00:40:55She'll sue.
00:40:57Okay, you're a terrific girl and I really enjoyed our time together.
00:41:01And more than anything, I truly hope that we can remain friends.
00:41:04She...
00:41:05She...
00:41:06She...
00:41:08Shit.
00:41:38Shit.
00:42:08Shit.
00:42:38Shit.
00:42:44Hey, Eric.
00:42:51Thinking about you, when do you want to hook up?
00:42:55How about a hotel this time?
00:42:58We need to be super careful that Asher doesn't walk.
00:43:02time. We need to be super careful that Asher doesn't find out. Love, our friend with benefits,
00:43:13Leanne. XO, XO. When Asher reads this text, he's definitely going to want to break up
00:43:24with you, Leanne. I can't believe you think I'm lying. Then how do you explain this text?
00:43:30I don't know. I didn't send it. You've been sneaking around with Eric and accidentally
00:43:37sent me a text meant for him. I'm going to be so stupid. I am not seeing Eric. Why would
00:43:47I cheat on you? You're my lover. You're my best friend. Clearly not. I am not a cheater.
00:43:57I did not send that text and I don't know how it got there, but if you want to break up
00:44:00over this, then fine. I do. Kate.
00:44:12You're my lover. Why would you like to break me down? I don't know. I don't know how
00:44:17to break me down. I don't know how to break me down. I don't know. I don't know how to break
00:44:22my hand, but I have to make a note. I don't want to break me down in the late
00:44:27way, but I can go back to the next day. I would love to check the other way. I was going to
00:44:32I will, I will, I will!
00:44:58Wondering if you prefer cream puffs or cheesecake for the dessert.
00:45:02Or both. Thoughts?
00:45:07Please, don't marry her. You don't love her. You're rebounding.
00:45:19I'm thinking chartreuse and pink for the bridesmaids. Thoughts?
00:45:24A string quartet instead of a jazz trio. Thoughts?
00:45:28They say he's the photographer to the stars. Thoughts?
00:45:33Seat your uncle Harold next to my second cousin once removed. I think they'd really get along because it turns out that they both have the same dog. Did you know that? It's crazy!
00:45:45Oh my god.
00:45:46Oh my god.
00:45:47Hello?
00:45:48Hello?
00:45:49Hello?
00:45:50Hello?
00:45:51Hello?
00:45:52Did you uh... get my messages?
00:45:53Did you uh... get my messages?
00:45:54You're gonna love the photographer. He's awesome.
00:45:55I have tons of dresses.
00:45:56Oh my god.
00:45:57Oh my god.
00:45:58Oh my god.
00:46:02I have tons of dresses and shoes to try on for you and there's more with the dorm room. Could you run down and grab them?
00:46:15Sure.
00:46:16Thanks.
00:46:17Thanks.
00:46:18Thanks.
00:46:19Thanks.
00:46:37Beth, you have got to end this friendship once and for all.
00:47:02You are gone, Leanne Lamont.
00:47:04Once I'm done with this, he is never going to want to see you again, ever.
00:47:17Our relationship to you and your company is officially terminated.
00:47:22Effective now.
00:47:23Wait.
00:47:24What?
00:47:25Our source indicates you've been selling Fallon industry secrets to our competitors.
00:47:31Who's the source?
00:47:33Oh my God.
00:47:38Why would she do this?
00:47:40Lovers scorned, I suppose.
00:47:43No, it's not true.
00:47:45This will ruin me.
00:47:46You know, Asha, I have half a mind to call off your wedding to my Bethy-Wethy this weekend.
00:47:51But you never speak to me again.
00:47:56So I'm stuck with you.
00:47:58Mr. Fallon, I swear, this isn't true.
00:48:01It doesn't matter at this point.
00:48:03It's already in the trades.
00:48:05You're toxic, Asha.
00:48:06Nobody will touch you.
00:48:08So now you get your ass out of my office.
00:48:12Asha?
00:48:13You bitch.
00:48:14What?
00:48:15You jealous bitch.
00:48:16What are you doing?
00:48:17What are you...
00:48:18I'm getting married to someone else on Saturday.
00:48:19So you got jealous and decided to ruin me.
00:48:21Honey?
00:48:22What are you talking about?
00:48:24I would never try to ruin you.
00:48:37Oh, job well done.
00:48:39OK, let's just figure this out.
00:48:41Stay away from me.
00:48:43Asha, you're one of my best friends.
00:48:45Asher, if you're one of my best friends...
00:48:49We are not friends.
00:48:51Okay, we are nothing.
00:48:54Stay away from me. Don't contact me. Don't speak to me.
00:48:58Don't look at me!
00:49:05You are dead to me.
00:49:15Come on.
00:49:22I'm sorry.
00:49:24I'm sorry.
00:49:26I'm sorry.
00:49:27Don't, I'm sorry.
00:49:29Don't, I'm sorry.
00:49:31You are a little late.
00:49:33Don't, I'm sorry.
00:49:34You did not get back, but I was about to tell you...
00:52:07Oh my God, this is crazy.
00:52:11I didn't write this.
00:52:17Heliotrope Purple.
00:52:18It was Beth.
00:52:27Heliotrope Purple.
00:52:30It was Beth.
00:52:34She's been trying to break us up all along.
00:52:36Oh my God.
00:52:37Oh my God.
00:52:38I think he's on Saturday.
00:52:40I have to warn him.
00:52:43Come on, come on.
00:52:44Sure.
00:52:46Okay.
00:52:48Come on.
00:52:49Shit, he blocked me?
00:52:54Shit.
00:52:55He blocked me?
00:52:56Bess?
00:53:26I don't know.
00:53:56I don't know.
00:54:26Oh, my God.
00:54:28She's insane.
00:54:31What are you doing here?
00:54:34Beth.
00:54:37You set me up.
00:54:39You've been trying to break us up, you bitch.
00:54:43I'd say you're in no position to be making accusations, but you're right.
00:54:47And I won.
00:54:48You stay away from me.
00:54:53You're insane.
00:54:57I'll scream.
00:54:58Nobody will hear you.
00:54:59I can't let you ruin my wedding, Leanne.
00:55:12I'm not going to ruin your wedding.
00:55:14I promise, Beth.
00:55:16Okay?
00:55:18You and Asher, or you're a great couple.
00:55:22He loves you.
00:55:26Why don't I just go away?
00:55:28I'll move.
00:55:30I'll quit my job.
00:55:31Just please.
00:55:34Beth.
00:55:34Don't hurt me.
00:55:37Okay?
00:55:39I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:55:43But you've got to go.
00:55:50I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:55:51I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:56:21Ahhhh.
00:56:23Ahhhh.
00:56:29Ahhhh.
00:56:31Ahhhh.
00:56:33I don't know.
00:57:03Don't bother. That pipe's in there good.
00:57:14You're not going anywhere.
00:57:18You're crazy.
00:57:20You're never getting away with this.
00:57:22Oh, and I will.
00:57:23See, I'm getting married today.
00:57:26And then we'll go on our honeymoon.
00:57:28And when I get back, you'll be dead.
00:57:33I hear starvation is a long and painful death.
00:57:40You bitch.
00:57:42You bitch!
00:57:44Oh, and by the way, you're fired!
00:57:50Toodles!
00:57:51Oh, my God.
00:57:52Oh.
00:57:52Oh, my God.
00:57:58Oh.
01:00:00Dearly beloved, we're gathered here today in front of God and these witnesses to join
01:00:06in.
01:00:06Stop.
01:00:10Dearly beloved, we're gathered here today in front of God and these witnesses to join
01:00:17in.
01:00:17Stop.
01:00:21What are you doing here?
01:00:22Keep going fast.
01:00:24What's going on, Beth?
01:00:25Security, take this woman away.
01:00:28She's clearly deranged.
01:00:29Come on, dearly beloved.
01:00:31We are gathered here today.
01:00:32Let's go finish it.
01:00:33Mr. Fallon, your daughter wrote this letter, not me, on which she forged my signature.
01:00:41What?
01:00:42It's completely absurd.
01:00:46Is this true?
01:00:47She's crazy.
01:00:48Security!
01:00:51She confessed to it all last night, right after she tried to kill me.
01:00:58Asher, you love me.
01:00:59We're getting married today.
01:01:00Go, go, go!
01:01:01Go away, you crazy bitch, from ruining everything!
01:01:12Go away, you crazy bitch, from ruining everything!
01:01:16Beth, how could you?
01:01:18I did it for you, baby, for us.
01:01:20Get off me.
01:01:21I will kill you.
01:01:27I will kill you!
01:01:29Get off me!
01:01:32Get off me!
01:01:33Hey!
01:01:34No!
01:01:35Master!
01:01:37No, no, no, no!
01:01:39Beth, mom, won't you take me?
01:01:42Asher, I'll send you to your life if you have a decline!
01:01:47Hey.
01:01:49You okay?
01:01:51Yeah, I think so.
01:01:53Okay.
01:01:55Good.
01:01:56God!
01:01:57Someone grab a chair!
01:02:01You okay?
01:02:03Yeah, I think so.
01:02:05Okay.
01:02:07Good.
01:02:08God!
01:02:09Someone grab a chair!
01:02:15Babe.
01:02:17Hey.
01:02:17Wake up, babe.
01:02:19Baby, wake up.
01:02:20Baby.
01:02:20Hey, wake up.
01:02:22Wake up, baby.
01:02:24Leanne.
01:02:25Oh.
01:02:27Asher.
01:02:27Yes, it's me.
01:02:29And it's all over.
01:02:36I'm so sorry for everything.
01:02:38I'm more sorry.
01:02:40You saved me.
01:02:41You're my hero.
01:02:42Oh.
01:02:47Asher, I love you.
01:02:48I love you, Lee.
01:02:51I love you, Lee.
01:02:56Let me help you.
01:02:59Come on.
01:02:59Uh, but before I take you to the hospital, I have a question to ask you.
01:03:10Will you marry me?
01:03:19Yes.
01:03:19Yes.
01:03:20Yes, yes, yes, yes.
01:03:21Yes, yes, yes.
01:03:22Yes.
01:03:23Yes, yes, yes, yes.
01:03:31They say that sex ruins everything, but sometimes it makes everything better.
01:03:38Never.
01:03:38Yes, yes, yes.
01:03:39No.
01:03:39I don't know.
01:03:40I love you.
01:03:40No.
01:03:41No.
01:03:42No.
01:03:42No.
01:03:42No.
01:03:43No.
01:03:47No.
01:03:48No.
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