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00:00Look, I think we should just say it.
00:05I'm the reason people celebrate.
00:07I don't just end the meal, I elevate it.
00:10People light candles for me. They sing songs.
00:13No one's writing a poem about a side of corn.
00:16Right. You show up twice a year.
00:20Meanwhile, I am out here doing the heavy lifting.
00:24Birthdays, date nights, Tuesdays when someone's spiraling.
00:29I'm the meal people brag about.
00:32No one ever said the best night of my life had cake.
00:37Wow.
00:38So, we're just ignoring the real MVP.
00:41I'm the only one here that doesn't kill people slowly.
00:45Heart health? Me.
00:47Gut health? Me.
00:49Half of you literally need me to survive.
00:52But sure, keep glamorizing meat and sugar.
00:55That's going great for society.
00:57Okay, okay, y'all are exhausting.
01:02I'm not here for validation.
01:04I'm here for the vibe.
01:06Grill me, boil me, toss me in a salad.
01:09I'm still the one everyone smiles at.
01:12I don't need to be the main character.
01:15I enhance the story.
01:17You ever been to a barbecue without me?
01:19Exactly.
01:20Enhance the story?
01:22Please.
01:23You're a yellow bean with-

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