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00:00Good afternoon, son.
00:02Want to take a guess why I pulled you over?
00:04Oh, it's not what you think. It's liquid death. There's sparkling mountain water.
00:09Mmm. Wow. You weren't kidding.
00:12That is refreshing.
00:14But it's not why I pulled you over.
00:16Oh, boy. Is it the busted tail light?
00:19Nuh-uh. Is it because of the license plate?
00:21Nope.
00:22Shit, man. It's the dead guy, right?
00:24No, sir.
00:25Is it the human trafficking, perhaps?
00:27Nuh-uh.
00:28Man, is it the truck thing?
00:30I don't think so.
00:31Well, what is it then? The robbery?
00:33No.
00:34The bumper sticker?
00:35No. It's the road kill, isn't it?
00:36Haven't heard of it.
00:37The chemical waste?
00:38Nuh-uh.
00:39Is it the roller coaster seat?
00:41Is it the cult thing?
00:42Absolutely not. Hell no.
00:43Alright, I give up. What is it?
00:45It's because it's your birthday.
00:47Happy birthday, Kevin.
00:49Dad, you remembered.
00:50Happy birthday to you.
00:52You're the best dad ever.
00:53Happy birthday to you.

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