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00:00:00You

00:00:30Do you hear anything?

00:00:50No, not yet.

00:01:00Anything now?

00:01:10Nope.

00:01:30How about now?

00:01:38Nope.

00:01:40We're pushing love to live in

00:01:44We're pushing love to live in

00:01:46We're pushing love to live in

00:01:50Like you're screaming as a shame

00:01:52We're pushing love to live in

00:01:54We're pushing love to live in

00:01:58We're pushing love to live in

00:02:02We're pushing love to live

00:02:18On time?

00:02:20To the second!

00:02:22Ha! Let's see those pizza delivery boys do that!

00:02:26Everybody out!

00:02:28Okay, everybody, here we go.

00:02:32Let's line up right over here by the bunch.

00:02:33Okay, fine. Fine.

00:02:35Okay, over by the bunch.

00:02:37Gather up over here by the bunch.

00:02:38That's fine, folks. That's good.

00:02:40That's the way. Okay.

00:02:42Would you look at that?

00:02:44Maybe 30 people.

00:02:4624.

00:02:4624 people.

00:02:49A few years ago, we would have had 80, maybe 100 of them.

00:02:52No more.

00:02:54And all because of one thing.

00:02:58The economy?

00:02:59Damn, damn TV.

00:03:22Oh, whoo, whoo!

00:03:25So far, so good, huh?

00:03:29No major geeks, no major losers.

00:03:32But the day is young.

00:03:36Boy, Mom and Dad were right.

00:03:39This is gonna be great.

00:03:40I'm sorry, guys.

00:03:58What did I tell you, Kel?

00:04:00There is a loser born every second.

00:04:02I knew that fat ass was gonna be trouble when we first got on that bus.

00:04:08Yeah.

00:04:09Shake it off.

00:04:10We got two weeks here, and a lot can happen to Portland in two weeks.

00:04:14Catch my drift.

00:04:15Okay, okay.

00:04:16Everybody, settle down.

00:04:18A little water ain't gonna hurt you.

00:04:20I mean, unless you're on the Titanic.

00:04:22All right, now, welcome to Lakeside Water Ski Camp.

00:04:32I'm Neil Peterson.

00:04:33I'm the owner.

00:04:34People around here just call me Neil, especially when I'm dropped to my knees.

00:04:39Well, I think you should check with your counselors for your assigned bungalows,

00:04:50and then maybe hit the showers, huh?

00:04:53I guarantee you, gang.

00:04:55Listen, these last two weeks of summer are gonna be fantastic, I promise you.

00:05:00What do you say, gang, huh?

00:05:01Okay, right here we have Ford, Duncan, and Big Pen.

00:05:13Let's go, let's go.

00:05:14Over here we have Starbuck, Burberry, Franklin, Palladino, Hardy, Fouts, and Donnenberg.

00:05:20Hey, three of you girls are in this cabin.

00:05:22Hillary, Misha, and Lauren.

00:05:25Okay, the rest of you follow me.

00:05:26We're up here.

00:05:27Okay.

00:05:31It's rims.

00:05:37Let's move.

00:05:42Ow!

00:05:43What's the nature, Austin?

00:05:47Really?

00:05:48Really?

00:05:58Shut up!

00:05:59Get Hillary!

00:06:01Howie, I'm getting a good feeling about this place.

00:06:07Yeah, I'm getting the same feeling.

00:06:09I'm getting a woody.

00:06:14Hi, I'm Victor, Victor Thickpen.

00:06:17Victor, Victor Thickpen, West Ford, and this is my pal Howie.

00:06:22Hi.

00:06:23Sorry about the water.

00:06:25I kind of got excited.

00:06:27See, this is my first time at camp.

00:06:29No.

00:06:32Really?

00:06:33Actually, this is my first time away from home.

00:06:36First time away from home.

00:06:39Victor, you know, you seem like a cool guy.

00:06:42And since these girls down here were headed for the shower,

00:06:45would you be interested in joining me and Howie for a little sneak preview?

00:06:53Boy, would I?

00:06:55Hey, guys, my back hurts.

00:06:58I want to look, too.

00:07:01Hey, relax, Pigpen.

00:07:02We just got here.

00:07:06How's that, would you?

00:07:08Yeah.

00:07:09As you all know, I've encountered a few financial problems here at Lakeside.

00:07:15That, coupled with a drastic decrease in the number of patrons over the last couple of years,

00:07:21it's really taken a toll on our camp.

00:07:24The result is I've been forced to let go of a number of our regular counselors.

00:07:31And I guess the topper was last week when Jonathan left us to take the other recreation director's job up there in Oregon.

00:07:40You know, they didn't even call to say goodbye.

00:07:44You know, I don't even think he'd care if he hurt somebody.

00:07:48Come on, you're going on nine minutes.

00:07:50Would you shut up?

00:07:51Just a minute more.

00:07:52Oh, it's too hot now.

00:08:04Oh, it's too hot now.

00:08:04I'm telling you, Howie, that thick bit is mine.

00:08:24Well, be that as it may, we now find ourselves without a rec director.

00:08:29Therefore, I've had to decide on a replacement,

00:08:32and I've made my decision.

00:08:34Our new recreation director will be Ricky Wade.

00:08:39What?

00:08:43Ricky Wade?

00:08:47He's working over at Twin Oaks.

00:08:49He was working for Twin Oaks.

00:08:51Apparently, he wasn't happy with the new owners over there.

00:08:55And when he heard that Jonathan had left us,

00:08:57he inquired about the job.

00:08:59Look, in the two years since he left us for Twin Oaks,

00:09:04he was single-handedly responsible for doubling their attendance.

00:09:09Doubling it.

00:09:10And God knows we're in serious need of someone

00:09:13who can do the same thing here.

00:09:14Don't you have to be confident?

00:09:18Don't you have to be confident.

00:09:27Oh, wou!

00:09:36Hey!

00:09:38Hey!

00:09:39Hey!

00:09:40Hey!

00:09:41Hey!

00:09:42Hey!

00:09:43Oh, boy, this place even has a stunt show.

00:09:59Oh, boy.

00:10:00Oh, boy, this place even has a stunt show.

00:10:03Whoa, whoa, whoa, what a landing.

00:10:20That was some fun, huh?

00:10:22Hey, guys, sorry if I'm a little bit late.

00:10:24I gotta tell you, man, those standby flights, they're a bitch.

00:10:27The food sucks, I'm serious.

00:10:29Kyle, well, it isn't Kyle.

00:10:33And if it isn't, I'm very excited about that.

00:10:35So who flew you in, Wade?

00:10:36Or should I say threw you out?

00:10:39Happy to see you, too.

00:10:41Whoa, didn't know you were that happy.

00:10:44Jennifer.

00:10:46Rick style.

00:10:47Hi, Bill.

00:10:49Hi, Ted.

00:10:49Any excellent adventures lately?

00:10:51No, good.

00:10:52Just never change.

00:10:56Hello, Ricky.

00:10:58Hi, kid.

00:10:59I'm glad to see you, son.

00:11:01Hey, we're all glad to see you.

00:11:04Hey, folks, I want you to meet our new recreation director, Ricky Wade.

00:11:08Yay.

00:11:09Oh.

00:11:10Neil, have you been telling those bad jokes again like a bad little Neil?

00:11:15Huh?

00:11:16You know we don't like it when you do that.

00:11:19Kids, has he been a bad boy?

00:11:21I think we need to put him in his place, kids.

00:11:23All right, now listen up.

00:11:24This is the plan.

00:11:25I'm your drill sergeant.

00:11:26At 1600 hours, you boys and girls are gonna come to the welcome to camp party.

00:11:31And until that time, I want you all to take your clothes off, have a lot of sex, and go out and hit the lake.

00:11:53Don't worry, Neil.

00:11:55I got him right where I want him.

00:11:56Fine.

00:11:57Fine.

00:11:58Good.

00:11:59Fine.

00:12:14Go.

00:12:16Kyle.

00:12:22All right.

00:12:22Ready to cry.

00:12:23Yeah.

00:12:29finally somebody knows what they're doing okay i'll try to jump off the ramp

00:12:46what are you doing wishing i were a duck

00:12:55all right make a wide right turn into the ramp okay no no a right turn right

00:13:05boy this is way better than the brochure

00:13:25i'm not with him anymore so drop what the hell are we ever doing with him in the first place

00:13:30i've known him for a long time the guy is an asshole kelly whatever

00:13:42grandpa why did you have to bring ricky back here of all the people for this job why him

00:13:48honey

00:13:55look a long time ago i promised your parents that if anything ever happened to them i'd take care of

00:14:01you now you know i want this camp to be yours one day but for that to happen i have to do everything

00:14:09i can to make sure that it's still here and as strange as it may seem ricky can help make that

00:14:18happen for us but you don't understand how awkward it is for me to have ricky and kyle here at the same

00:14:24time oh honey all i ask is that you try to understand all i'm doing is what i think is best for the camp

00:14:34grandpa i know that it's just really difficult right now

00:14:41all right all you happy campers all you have to do is aim and you'll pull

00:14:47wow great shot where'd you learn shit like that i used to live in detroit oh wow yeah want to try

00:14:55yeah really all right when you're ready just go pull okay ready when you are killer

00:15:03i know i promise not to get her fear but look i'm concerned the meat's only a week away and

00:15:33and frankly i don't see much talent oh neil relax this is only the first week i'm gonna get him

00:15:39going tomorrow we'll dig in deep it's gonna be fine and besides you don't need a lot of talent look at

00:15:44your career

00:16:03hey it ain't the pulp thank god

00:16:22yes mrs monica shavitz would like to speak with you twin oaks owner

00:16:33my my my mr peterson this is so quaint and cozy it's very provincial

00:16:47kind of late in the day for introductions isn't it i do apologize i just know how busy you must be

00:16:53during the day i mean what do you have here 60 or 70 campus thing um something like that yeah

00:17:01my i have 127. well like they say it's not the quantity it's the quality right

00:17:09please excuse nunzio and his walnut fetish mr peterson

00:17:19he lacked a certain amount of oxygen during childbirth

00:17:22what do you want miss shavitz cut to the chase i like that in a man my friends at the bank have

00:17:32informed me that lakeside camp is experiencing some minor financial difficulty a minor problem

00:17:40a delinquent two hundred thousand dollar mortgage is a pretty big problem especially for

00:17:45money losing ventures such as lakeside oh no nunzio

00:17:53shit whatever you say ma'am hey buddy where's your toilet light me you idiot sorry ma'am

00:18:00dick allow me to introduce you to my latest venture mountain view golfing community

00:18:14350 acres of golfing and vacationing bliss it's been a dream of mine for many years mr peterson

00:18:21however there is one problem my camp is the only lakeside property zoned for new construction precisely

00:18:33that's why i'm here with an offer five hundred thousand dollars in cash for lakeside enough to pay

00:18:40off your mortgage and to make your pending retirement more comfortable i'm willing to give you a few days

00:18:46to think about it no need i can give you my answer now no i know your type miss shavitz you'd do anything

00:18:55to make a buck the difference between you and me is that i care about this little lake and you don't

00:19:01give a good damn what happens to it as long as the cash flows in next you'll be changing the laws to

00:19:07bring in gambling and prostitution oh no those are illegal as is stealing perhaps i should have you

00:19:14arrested for stealing ricky wade from me i didn't steal anybody ricky came to me on his own for a job

00:19:21said he didn't care much for the new owner over there now i know why

00:19:30so if you people don't mind thank you for your time mr peterson i do hope you'll reconsider thanks for

00:19:39wait forever you know buddy where's your toilet

00:20:00hey come on in boys and girls hey wait till you hear the orchestra we've got tonight

00:20:09hello neil oh hello um hillary my friends call me hilly how about any chance are you checking ids

00:20:22okay all i brought was my hi you

00:20:27all i brought was my hi

00:20:35are you sure you don't have it it's my favorite

00:21:00news i told you before i don't have any wayne newton

00:21:16hi hi i'm howie who are you hillary you know you really shouldn't buy your aftershave at a yard sale

00:21:30all right

00:21:32all right baby

00:21:44oh

00:21:58Oh, that's it!

00:22:00That's it!

00:22:02Yeah!

00:22:04Woo!

00:22:06Woo!

00:22:08Woo!

00:22:10Woo!

00:22:12Woo!

00:22:14Woo!

00:22:16Woo!

00:22:18Woo!

00:22:20Woo!

00:22:22Woo!

00:22:24Woo!

00:22:26Thank you!

00:22:28Woo!

00:22:30Woo!

00:22:32All right, ladies and gentlemen, Elvis has left the building.

00:22:36All right, listen.

00:22:38Uh, seriously, before I get off...

00:22:40Woo!

00:22:42Uh, no, really, folks.

00:22:44I'd like to, at this time, take a minute to recognize...

00:22:48R. Neil Peterson!

00:22:50Woo!

00:22:52He's the only man to guarantee you a good time or your money back.

00:22:58Woo!

00:23:00Woo!

00:23:01Yeah!

00:23:02Uh, this man is also the only man who has ever successfully completed the Triple Hinge.

00:23:08Woo!

00:23:10Woo!

00:23:11Woo!

00:23:12Woo!

00:23:13Woo!

00:23:14We're gonna be holding the, uh, tryouts for our annual ski meet competition against Twin Oaks.

00:23:20Now, if you're not familiar with Twin Oaks, Twin Oaks is that big, fancy, rich place on steroids across the lake.

00:23:26Now, this meet is very important to Neil because Twin Oaks has won the last three years in a row.

00:23:32All right!

00:23:33Bite me.

00:23:34Ah!

00:23:35Now, tomorrow is not mandatory, okay?

00:23:38You can try out if you want to.

00:23:40You don't have to.

00:23:41However, if you are in to getting the full enjoyment of your ski vacation, and believe me, there is no thrill in the world like watching your competition eat your weight...

00:23:55Then, uh, go on and party on, and we'll see you at, uh, 9 o'clock a.m. in the morning.

00:24:10Sharps.

00:24:11You know, was it me or have I seen this shirt somewhere before?

00:24:24Nice shirt.

00:24:27I see the tin ass taste.

00:24:29Does he have a name?

00:24:30Uh, yeah, actually, it's, uh, Wes, Jennifer.

00:24:35Nice to meet you.

00:24:36Nice to meet you.

00:24:49Oh, boy.

00:24:54I have nothing to fear.

00:24:55Fear itself.

00:24:56I have everything to gain, and nothing to lose.

00:25:09Come on, Victor.

00:25:11Do it.

00:25:12Do it.

00:25:13Do it.

00:25:14Do it.

00:25:15Do it!

00:25:16I'm a winner, not a loser.

00:25:20I'm a winner, not a loser.

00:25:21I'm a winner, not a loser.

00:25:23I'm a winner, not a loser.

00:25:25I'm a winner, not a loser.

00:25:27I'm a winner, not a loser.

00:25:29Come on, Victor. I'm a winner, not a loser.

00:25:31I'm a winner, not a loser.

00:25:33Oh! Oh, God!

00:25:35Ow! My God! I tripped!

00:25:37I'm sorry, I tripped!

00:25:39Ow! You idiot!

00:25:41I didn't mean it.

00:25:43God, some guys get awful women.

00:25:46What's wrong with you? You look like the jury just gave you the electric chair.

00:25:50Monica Chavez came by.

00:25:52She made me an offer to buy Lakeside.

00:25:55Whoa, man, stay away from that woman. I'm serious. She is bad news.

00:25:59Well, you don't have to convince me.

00:26:01Oh, Ricky, this meat is so important.

00:26:04I've just got to generate more business.

00:26:08Don't worry.

00:26:10If we win it, they will come.

00:26:13And we will win it.

00:26:15Trust me.

00:26:20What's the matter?

00:26:30I don't know.

00:26:32Are you mad at me?

00:26:34No.

00:26:35Is it because I didn't get the rec director's job?

00:26:38No, of course not.

00:26:40It's just... it's different this year.

00:26:43You mean because of Ricky Wade?

00:26:46No.

00:26:47It has nothing to do with Ricky.

00:26:49He's ancient history.

00:26:50Ancient history?

00:26:51Yeah.

00:26:52Well, you know what they say about history repeating itself, don't you?

00:27:00Look, will you just...

00:27:10Hark! Hark! What is this my eyes see before me?

00:27:13A man, a young, attractive man standing by himself on a porch at night with a party going on.

00:27:18Where's the party police? Party police? There's a man standing out here by himself and his name is Victor.

00:27:24I'm sorry, Honest. I didn't mean that.

00:27:28Didn't mean what?

00:27:30Take your choice.

00:27:32Dumping water on everybody.

00:27:34Smashing the woman's shower.

00:27:36Causing that.

00:27:38Sorry.

00:27:40You did all that?

00:27:43In one day?

00:27:46Oh.

00:27:48It's true.

00:27:49It is you.

00:27:50It's the devil.

00:27:51Where's that sign?

00:27:52666.

00:27:53Damien, come on, Damien.

00:27:54I know it's you.

00:28:07Sorry.

00:28:10Okay.

00:28:16I think I'm gonna change that 10 to a 12.

00:28:20Yeah?

00:28:25The numbers can express the way I'm doing right now.

00:28:28Hmm.

00:28:41So, thanks for me.

00:28:42That's the story of my life.

00:28:43Getting in the way.

00:28:44Ruining other people's good times.

00:28:46Uh, don't worry about it, Victor.

00:28:48Here.

00:28:49Have a cigarette.

00:28:50It'll make you feel better.

00:28:51I don't smoke, Ricky.

00:28:52Well, it's a good time to start.

00:28:54Go ahead.

00:28:55Okay.

00:28:56Ow!

00:28:57Ow!

00:28:58You see, you shouldn't smoke, Victor.

00:29:00Well, anyway, that's my biggest problem.

00:29:03I have no friends.

00:29:05That's why my parents suggested I take this trip.

00:29:08Maybe to meet some new people.

00:29:10Maybe even a girl.

00:29:12A girl here at camp?

00:29:14Wait a minute.

00:29:16A girl at camp?

00:29:18Girl camp?

00:29:19Oh, my God!

00:29:21What a concept!

00:29:22A girl at camp!

00:29:24Oh!

00:29:25Oh!

00:29:26Oh, Victor!

00:29:27Oh, thank you!

00:29:28Thank you, Victor!

00:29:29Oh!

00:29:30Oh, Victor.

00:29:32You're welcome.

00:29:33Oh, boy!

00:29:34Look!

00:29:35It's a rock!

00:29:36Actually, it's a tombstone, Vic.

00:29:39No, it's a fell's bar.

00:29:40It's indigenous to most mountainous areas.

00:29:42See, I collect rocks.

00:29:44You collect rocks?

00:29:46Well, that's very boring of you, bud.

00:29:50It's Victor.

00:29:51I collect them and I paint them.

00:29:53You paint rocks, do you?

00:29:54Landscapes, animal faces, you name it.

00:29:59Not much call for that kind of thing, is there, Victor?

00:30:01No, not at all.

00:30:02This is it, huh?

00:30:03This is where the infamous Thigpen legend began.

00:30:07Isn't that right?

00:30:08Yeah.

00:30:09Tell me, Victor.

00:30:10Do you ever consider, uh, taking your rocks and painting small women with big breasts on

00:30:17them?

00:30:18Boy, look, Ricky!

00:30:19Igneous specimens!

00:30:20What the hell?

00:30:21Oh, my gosh!

00:30:22What the?

00:30:23Jeez!

00:30:24Oh, my gosh!

00:30:25I knew it!

00:30:26God!

00:30:27Friend of yours?

00:30:28Well, he was all into kissing me, but I don't feel comfortable around him anymore.

00:30:45I don't know.

00:30:46Something's changed.

00:30:47So then what happened?

00:30:48He stormed away, as usual.

00:30:51Are you kidding?

00:30:52I wanted to talk about it.

00:30:53He didn't.

00:30:54So Kyle thinks that because you weren't in the mood, it has something to do with Ricky?

00:30:58Mm-hmm.

00:31:00Well?

00:31:02Does it?

00:31:08Night, Jennifer.

00:31:11You slut.

00:31:18What the?

00:31:19What are you doing here, Wade?

00:31:21Well, uh, this is bungalow number two, isn't it?

00:31:22Yeah, this is my bungalow.

00:31:23Just one second.

00:31:24Hold that dog.

00:31:25Thanks a lot, Neil!

00:31:26Well, guess it's, uh, our bungalow now.

00:31:28What the hell are you talking about?

00:31:29Well, Neil said go crashing bungalow number two and this looks like it would be bungalow number two.

00:31:33No way.

00:31:34I'm the only one here who sleeps in number two.

00:31:35And I bet you're real proud of that too, aren't you?

00:31:37Well, listen.

00:31:38Uh, what do you say we just let you blow this up?

00:31:40Oh, don't you?

00:31:41No, just one second.

00:31:42Hold that dog, Neil.

00:31:43Thanks a lot, Neil!

00:31:46Wow.

00:31:47Guess it's, uh, our bungalow now.

00:31:48What the hell are you talking about?

00:31:49Well, Neil said go crashing bungalow number two and this looks like it would be bungalow number two.

00:31:55No way.

00:31:56I'm the only one here who sleeps in number two.

00:31:59And I bet you're real proud of that too, aren't you?

00:32:02Well, listen.

00:32:03Uh, what do you say we just let you blow off some steam?

00:32:08Get out whatever you gotta get out.

00:32:09Let it out in the open.

00:32:10Come on, just do it with me.

00:32:11Breathe.

00:32:12It's okay.

00:32:13Let it out.

00:32:14It's okay.

00:32:15Let it go.

00:32:16Come on.

00:32:17Okay.

00:32:18That rec director's job?

00:32:19That was supposed to be mine, Wade.

00:32:20I busted my ass for it and I deserved it.

00:32:21But let's not kid each other, Wade.

00:32:22I don't like you and you don't like me.

00:32:25So don't expect me to jump up every time you call because it ain't gonna happen, dig?

00:32:30Finished?

00:32:31Yeah, I'm finished.

00:32:32Now, why don't we take your little ego and put it in a box for a while, okay?

00:32:38And we'll get back to it later.

00:32:40Right now, let's worry about the future of Lakeside and winning this meet.

00:32:45And remember, I'm in charge here.

00:32:48Not you.

00:32:49Oh, and let's remember something else.

00:32:53I'm sleeping on the bottom bunk.

00:32:55Not you.

00:32:56Okay, I want you to remember something, Wade.

00:33:00I'm with Kelly now.

00:33:02Not you.

00:33:06Oh.

00:33:07Oh, God.

00:33:08Oh, my.

00:33:09What's the problem, man?

00:33:10Oh, my finger.

00:33:11My finger.

00:33:12Ow, God.

00:33:13It cramps up like this all the time.

00:33:14Last year, I broke it in the skin.

00:33:15Ow.

00:33:16God.

00:33:17Oh, oh.

00:33:18Will you pull it?

00:33:19Get the cramp out, please.

00:33:20What?

00:33:21Pull it.

00:33:22Just pull it.

00:33:23Just pull.

00:33:25Oh, you're sick, man.

00:33:26Oh, I know.

00:33:27It smells good, too.

00:33:28Oh.

00:33:29Oh, that's your feet.

00:33:30Oh, that's really gross.

00:33:35Oh, my God.

00:33:36Oh, my God.

00:33:37There's a fire.

00:33:38Fire.

00:33:39Wake up.

00:33:40Wake up.

00:33:41Head for the center of camp.

00:33:42Quickly.

00:33:43Head for the center of camp.

00:33:44There's a forest fire.

00:33:45Hurry.

00:33:46Wake up.

00:33:47Hurry.

00:33:48Hurry.

00:33:49Save yourself.

00:33:50Hurry.

00:33:51Now, pick up the fire buckets and soak yourselves down.

00:33:53Pick up the buckets and hoses and soak yourselves down.

00:33:55Hurry.

00:33:56Hurry.

00:33:57Men, pick up the women.

00:33:58Pick them up.

00:33:59There's a fire coming.

00:34:00Now, men, lift your left leg and twirl around like a pretty ballerina.

00:34:10Good morning, campers.

00:34:12Breakfast is now being served in the main lodge.

00:34:38Jesus.

00:34:42All right, Victor.

00:34:43All right.

00:34:44Good, good.

00:34:45That's what I want to see.

00:34:46Yeah, Wes.

00:34:47Yeah.

00:34:48Go, Victor.

00:34:49Go, Victor.

00:34:50Woo!

00:34:51Hey, Harry.

00:34:52Go, Victor.

00:34:53Go, Victor.

00:34:54Go, Victor.

00:34:55Go, Victor.

00:34:56Hey, Hillary.

00:34:57Why aren't you out there trying out for the team?

00:34:58Sorry.

00:34:59I just want to devote some time to my body.

00:35:01Funny you should say that.

00:35:02I was just thinking about devoting some time to your body.

00:35:06Hey, you should say that.

00:35:07I was just thinking about devoting some time to your body.

00:35:11Yeah, Howie.

00:35:12Howie.

00:35:13Howie.

00:35:14Howie.

00:35:15Howie.

00:35:16Howie.

00:35:17Howie.

00:35:18Now, I'm serious about this.

00:35:19We're going to go out there tomorrow and we're going to have some fun.

00:35:20We're going to have some fun.

00:35:21We're going to get some fun.

00:35:22Howie.

00:35:23I want to devote some time to my body.

00:35:25Funny you should say that.

00:35:27I was just thinking about devoting some time to your body.

00:35:36Yeah, Howie!

00:35:45Now, I'm serious about this.

00:35:47We're gonna go out there tomorrow and we're gonna have some fun.

00:35:49We're gonna kick some butt and, uh, wake up!

00:35:52We're done! Now you see the energy he just put out.

00:35:54Now that is what we need.

00:36:10Woo! Wes, come on, Howie!

00:36:12All right, Wes!

00:36:17Oh, that's good. I like that.

00:36:19This is an improvement I see here. This is good.

00:36:22We actually might have a chance of winning this year, Kale.

00:36:24We actually might have a chance of winning this year, Kale.

00:36:26We actually might have a chance of winning this year, Kale.

00:36:30We actually might have a chance of winning this year, Kale.

00:36:36We actually might have a chance of winning this year, Kale.

00:36:38a chance of winning this year is going to have a chance of winning this year, Kale.

00:37:01All right. All right. All right. Okay. I guess you know what that means, kiddies.

00:37:13Time to take off some more clothes. Bullshit, Wade. Who's ever heard of strip charades?

00:37:21Well, obviously we all have because we're playing it. Now, we've had a real hard week.

00:37:26We're having some fun here. Let's go get them off. All right. That's what I like to do.

00:37:31Very good. Very good.

00:37:35Okay. See, my turn here. Okay. It's a nursery rhyme, kids.

00:37:41Oh, God. I just can't... Okay.

00:37:45First word. First word.

00:37:48Pump. Pump. Pump. Pump. Pump. Pump. Pump. Pump.

00:37:54Humpty-dumpty!

00:37:56You're right!

00:37:59All right, folks. All right. Come on. My team, take off a piece of clothes.

00:38:03Whoo! Whoo!

00:38:05Okay.

00:38:07Oh, God! Not again! It's the third time!

00:38:11I'm sorry, Hillary.

00:38:13Better see if she's all right.

00:38:16Think you'd only help her if you're never born, Fig Pen.

00:38:19All right. All right. All right. All right. Okay. Your turn.

00:38:21Let's go.

00:38:22All right. The category is movie!

00:38:24All right.

00:38:25Movie.

00:38:26Kick some ass, man.

00:38:27Always watching.

00:38:28Okay.

00:38:29Uh...

00:38:30Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde!

00:38:31Uh...

00:38:32Hey, it's a golf course!

00:38:33The mummy!

00:38:34Uh...

00:38:35Hey!

00:38:36Hey!

00:38:37Hey!

00:38:38He's choking!

00:38:39I got it! I got it!

00:38:40The exorcist!

00:38:41The exorcist!

00:38:50Oh...

00:38:52Oh...

00:38:53Oh, Jesus!

00:39:33Oh, that was great, man.

00:39:34I thought you were the greatest charades player of all time.

00:39:38I have had it with you, Wayne.

00:39:41Oh, great.

00:39:41Just let everyone know about our shapes, Wayne.

00:39:43It's fine.

00:39:44Okay.

00:39:45Okay, I challenge you to a game of chicken.

00:39:50I never turned down to challenge you.

00:39:52Good.

00:39:53All right, chicken, you guys are talking about with cars here?

00:39:56Cars?

00:39:58We don't need no stinking cars.

00:40:04All right, remember, there's one rule here.

00:40:07Whoever bails out loses.

00:40:09Hey, Jennifer, you got the horn?

00:40:11Good.

00:40:12All right, let's jam.

00:40:19This is ridiculous.

00:40:23Boys.

00:40:23Y'all ready?

00:40:27Let's do it!

00:40:29Wait, wait, wait.

00:40:30Hold on a minute.

00:40:31I think I lost my contact.

00:40:33Since when have you worn contacts?

00:40:35Oh, yeah.

00:40:38Never mind.

00:40:39Let's go.

00:40:40One, two...

00:40:43Kyle, are you all right?

00:41:04Kyle!

00:41:08Yeah?

00:41:09Shit!

00:41:09Hi, sailor.

00:41:10Need a lift?

00:41:21If only he took his talent more serious.

00:41:26Ricky!

00:41:28Give it a shot!

00:41:30There's only one man who can do it, Neil.

00:41:32And shoot a man!

00:41:34What are you telling me?

00:41:35You chicken!

00:41:39Come on, Ricky.

00:41:40Concentrate.

00:41:52One.

00:41:53Two.

00:41:54One, two...

00:42:04Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

00:42:12Did you see that, Neil?

00:42:14That wasn't easy to mess up like that.

00:42:16It took a lot of time.

00:42:18Close, very close.

00:42:20All you need is half a revolution.

00:42:22Yeah, well, don't go saying that in Cuba.

00:42:26You know, there's only one man in the world

00:42:28who's ever successfully completed the Triple Hinge.

00:42:31That's you.

00:42:33You've got all the tools, son. Always have.

00:42:36You just need to motivate yourself.

00:42:39You have to want it bad enough.

00:42:41If you do, anything is possible. Anything.

00:42:45Yeah, well, I don't know about that, but, uh...

00:42:49What about you?

00:42:50Why don't you get out there and, uh...

00:42:52put on that old wetsuit again, huh?

00:42:54Ah, who knows?

00:42:56Maybe someday...

00:42:58something will come along

00:43:00that'll motivate this old ski bum.

00:43:02Excuse me.

00:43:04Do you know if that ski meets today?

00:43:06Uh, yeah.

00:43:08Neil.

00:43:11Motivation.

00:43:13Good, Motivation.

00:43:15Automated.

00:43:17Welcome, ladies and gentlemen,

00:43:19to the 15th Annual Challenge Cup Ski Meet

00:43:21between Lakeside Ski Camp and the Twin Oaks Resort.

00:43:25The team events are three-star water skiing, jet skiing,

00:43:29and the always thrilling ski jump.

00:43:31Each team will be scored on style and degree of difficulty

00:43:34by our judges, Nelson Byers, Wendell Russell,

00:43:39and Bambi Yabos-Yalowitz.

00:43:44All right, team, let's get psyched up.

00:43:46This is ours. Let's go! Yeah!

00:43:49All right, huddle up, huddle up.

00:43:51Come on, let's get it together. Let's do it, guys.

00:43:53Now, we're gonna go out there, and we're gonna keep it simple.

00:43:56We're gonna do the best job we can do,

00:43:58and we're gonna have some fun.

00:44:00And we're gonna make those scum-suckers wish

00:44:02they never heard of Lakeside!

00:44:03Let's go! Let's go!

00:44:05Check for that!

00:44:15Yeah! Yeah!

00:44:18Joey!

00:44:20Joey!

00:44:21Joey!

00:44:28Way to go, Cal.

00:44:48he gets out there!

00:44:50Yeah!

00:44:51Oh, no, no, no!

00:44:53No! That's all right! That's all right!

00:44:54Good effort, man!

00:44:55That's all right!

00:44:56Good effort, man!

00:45:00Oh!

00:45:03Hey!

00:45:06Oh!

00:45:09Holy...

00:45:11...

00:45:12...

00:45:16Come on, let's go.

00:45:18Come, let's go!

00:45:38West! West! West! That was great.

00:45:43Yeah.

00:45:44Come on.

00:45:53Let's go!

00:46:14What's going on, buddy?

00:46:16Come on, man.

00:46:17Let's go.

00:46:18Come on, take care of him.

00:46:37What the hell's he doing?

00:46:40He's gonna try the ramp.

00:46:44He's gonna try the ramp.

00:46:51Stupid asshole.

00:46:56Seems our judges weren't very impressed with Victor Thigpen.

00:46:59Tough, right, Victor?

00:47:01You did good.

00:47:02You went out there and you tried.

00:47:03That's all that matters.

00:47:04You can get him next time, man.

00:47:05All right.

00:47:06Had to be a hero, didn't you?

00:47:07Yeah.

00:47:08Woo!

00:47:14Yeah!

00:47:15Come on!

00:47:22Yeah!

00:47:23Whoo!

00:47:29Hey!

00:47:30Good job!

00:47:31Going into our final event, the men's ski jump, Lakeside finds itself with a comfortable

00:47:53lead.

00:47:54Twin Oaks' only hope is their recreation director, Michael Pelks.

00:47:58What a magnificent jump for Twin Oaks, plenty of distance and a near perfect landing.

00:48:15Let's see how the judges score him, 9-4, 9-1 and 9-7 and that effort puts Twin Oaks back

00:48:24into the lead by 13.4 points.

00:48:29And now our final contestant, Lakeside Recreation Director, Ricky Wade.

00:48:34Ricky!

00:48:35Ricky!

00:48:36Ricky!

00:48:37Ricky!

00:48:38Ricky!

00:48:39Ricky!

00:48:40Ricky!

00:48:41Ricky!

00:48:42Ricky!

00:48:43Ricky!

00:48:44Ricky!

00:48:45Ricky!

00:48:46Come on, man!

00:48:47Let's nail it!

00:48:48Hey!

00:48:49Hey!

00:48:50Hey!

00:48:51Wait!

00:48:52Whoa!

00:48:53Whoa!

00:48:54Look out!

00:48:55Ricky Wade barely avoids a major wipeout.

00:48:56This isn't over yet.

00:48:57Let's see how the judges score Ricky's jump.

00:48:594-1, 4-5 and 5-2 and that means by four-tenths of a point, Lakeside wins!

00:49:00How do you like that, Mr. Shabbat?

00:49:01We'll see you next year.

00:49:02Damn it!

00:49:03Damn it!

00:49:04And Wade barely avoids a major wipeout.

00:49:07This isn't over yet.

00:49:08Let's see how the judges score Ricky's jump.

00:49:124-1, 4-5, and 5-2.

00:49:14And that means by 4 tenths of a point, Lakeside wins!

00:49:23How do you like that, Mr. Shabbat?

00:49:25We'll see you next year.

00:49:27Damn it!

00:49:34Hey, uh, tough takeoff, man. You all right?

00:49:50Am I all right?

00:49:52Oh, yeah, I'm just fine. I'm probably doing a lot better than you right now

00:49:55because you gotta go out and look for a new job.

00:49:57New job?

00:49:58Yeah.

00:49:59Yeah, you understand English?

00:50:01Alpla Espanol.

00:50:02You're fired.

00:50:03You're fired?

00:50:04Yeah.

00:50:05For what?

00:50:06For what?

00:50:07Well, let's think about this.

00:50:09I got it.

00:50:10It's probably because you tried to dump me in that lake back there.

00:50:13Oh, man, you're so full of shit!

00:50:15You were the one who almost lost it out there, man, not me.

00:50:18Oh, really?

00:50:19Yeah.

00:50:20Why don't you be man enough to admit it, Wade?

00:50:22Well, you're fired.

00:50:24I can be man enough to admit that.

00:50:26Emil.

00:50:29I mean, do something!

00:50:31Oh, no, no, no.

00:50:32I'm sorry, son.

00:50:33That's Ricky's decision.

00:50:34Thanks.

00:50:35Thanks a lot.

00:50:36Kyle, come back here.

00:50:37You coming with me?

00:50:38Well, I'm supposed to decide what to do?

00:50:39I mean, leaving these losers and coming with me.

00:50:41Kyle, I can't leave my grandpa.

00:50:44Fine.

00:50:45Then stay with him.

00:50:46You did this on purpose.

00:50:48Just to hurt!

00:50:49Why did you ever have to come back here?

00:50:51Kelly.

00:50:52How could you let him?

00:51:00Oh, did you see that?

00:51:03You know something, Dick?

00:51:04I'm starting to like this joint.

00:51:05You know what I mean?

00:51:06Relax.

00:51:07What, you never seen boobs before?

00:51:11Wait a minute.

00:51:13You calling me a sissy boy?

00:51:15Is that what you're alluding to?

00:51:17Alluding to?

00:51:18It's alluding to.

00:51:19Okay, Nunzio?

00:51:20Alluding to.

00:51:21Get something right.

00:51:23So you are calling me one?

00:51:25Christ, you think you know somebody?

00:51:27They turn around, they stab you in the back.

00:51:29Et tu Bruno?

00:51:31Et tu Bruno?

00:51:32Shut up!

00:51:34I never called you a sissy boy, okay?

00:51:37And it's Brutess, okay?

00:51:38Get it right.

00:51:39Et tu Brutess.

00:51:40Not Bruno.

00:51:41Moron.

00:51:42Paging Dick and Nunzio.

00:51:43Dick and Nunzio.

00:51:44Dick and Nunzio.

00:51:45See Monica Shavitz in her workout room.

00:51:50Ah, did you release our recreation director?

00:51:52Yes, ma'am.

00:51:53No problem.

00:51:54That's right, Mrs. Shavitz, and I personally guarantee that dickhead won't be showing his stinking

00:51:58butt around here anymore.

00:52:00Well, I have another assignment for you.

00:52:02After this afternoon's rather humiliating events, I have decided it's in my best interest

00:52:07to expedite Mr. Peterson's financial woes.

00:52:11Am I understood?

00:52:12Yes, ma'am.

00:52:13As Mr. Peterson still offers a money-back guarantee, the thought occurred to me.

00:52:18What if things became rather unpleasant for his customers?

00:52:22Yeah, they'd ask for a refund, and he can't afford it.

00:52:25Get on it immediately.

00:52:27And be discreet.

00:52:29Don't sweat it, ma'am.

00:52:30Discreet's our middle name.

00:52:32Funny.

00:52:34I thought it was dickhead.

00:52:36Oh, my gosh, what a great day this was.

00:52:41Did you see your grandfather?

00:52:42In all the years that I have known him, I have never seen him so excited.

00:52:47What's wrong?

00:52:48Don't you feel like talking?

00:52:51No, Jen, I was just thinking to myself, really, Kelly, about what?

00:52:57Oh, life, health, wealth, security.

00:53:00What it would be like to sleep with the Terminator.

00:53:04I'm sorry.

00:53:06I just have a lot on my mind.

00:53:08I know.

00:53:09Kyle didn't call, did he?

00:53:11I don't even care if he does.

00:53:13Really?

00:53:14Why?

00:53:15Because of something he said today.

00:53:20He called everyone over here losers.

00:53:23He meant it to.

00:53:26People here are my friends and my family.

00:53:29And I have no desire to be with anyone who thinks of them as losers.

00:53:32Yeah, you know, I'm starting to feel the same way about Wes.

00:53:36I mean, when Victor fell off his jet ski today, he just started chewing him out like it was the end of the world or something.

00:53:42I really don't like that.

00:53:45Why did Ricky leave you, Kelly?

00:53:49I never knew.

00:53:53You know, the day he left, he didn't say a word.

00:53:59And before that, we never had any problems.

00:54:02I mean, you knew us.

00:54:03We never fought.

00:54:05As a matter of fact, things were pretty terrific.

00:54:08I was never happier.

00:54:11And then all of a sudden, it was over like it was all a dream.

00:54:14Who knows?

00:54:16Maybe it was.

00:54:18The Dallas.

00:54:31The Dallas.

00:54:36Ew.

00:54:39fendim

00:54:43Hey boy.

00:54:46If you don't mind, we got a teeny-weeny favor to ask y'all.

00:55:16Shake well before using.

00:55:25Stop that, will you?

00:55:26Just put a stupid thing.

00:55:29All right, these girls are gonna look like smurfs.

00:55:33Hey, what is that?

00:55:35Oh, my God, what is that?

00:55:36Oh, my God!

00:55:46Oh, my God, not now.

00:56:10Hi, Hillary.

00:56:11Look, I was just about to...

00:56:13Wait, please.

00:56:14You don't have to explain.

00:56:17I just wanted to apologize for all the trouble that I've caused you.

00:56:21You just came here like everybody else to have a good time.

00:56:25It really hurts me to think that I'm the one ruining it for you.

00:56:30I'm sorry, Hillary.

00:56:34I'm really sorry.

00:56:36Bye.

00:56:37Wait.

00:56:40It's Victor, right?

00:56:44I'm telling you, man, tonight, Hillary is mine.

00:56:49Yeah?

00:56:50Yeah.

00:56:52I don't know, man.

00:56:53Looks like you might have to wait in line.

00:56:54Check it out.

00:56:59I am gonna kill that tub of lard.

00:57:01Hey, hey, hey, chill, man.

00:57:02Chill.

00:57:02Look, first of all, you kick Fatty's ass,

00:57:05and Hillary is gonna be pissed at you

00:57:08and feel sorry for that guy over there.

00:57:12The girls are all the same.

00:57:12That's the way they work.

00:57:13You gotta play it cool.

00:57:14You and I both know that.

00:57:16Yeah, look, we'll make sure that the boy from Planet Thick gets his

00:57:19and sooner than he thinks.

00:57:21Just a matter of time, huh?

00:57:24Hangin' now.

00:57:25Nice night.

00:57:34Oh, it's you.

00:57:37Scared me.

00:57:41Mind if I sit down?

00:57:45Well, until the lab results come in,

00:57:47I'll take that as a yes.

00:57:49It's funny, I remember that the only time you used to come out here

00:57:55at night alone and sit on the dock

00:57:57was when something was bothering you.

00:58:01I guess tonight that something is probably me.

00:58:06Well, things were starting to get back to normal.

00:58:09I mean, I'd fallen in love with Kyle.

00:58:11I'd gotten over you.

00:58:12Then you decided to just breeze back into town

00:58:15and mess everything up.

00:58:16Now, wait a minute.

00:58:17No, no, do you wait a second!

00:58:18You think you can just parachute in here

00:58:21like nothing was ever between us?

00:58:23Did you ever maybe consider how I might feel

00:58:25if you showed up again?

00:58:26Yes, I did, as a matter of fact.

00:58:28I thought about that, and I knew that you and Kyle were in love

00:58:31and that you had this relationship.

00:58:32I mean, everybody around the lake knows about that.

00:58:35And I thought that me being here wouldn't bother you at all.

00:58:39Wouldn't bother me.

00:58:40You came in and fired him so that he'd break up with me.

00:58:42That's not true!

00:58:44I did not fire him so he would break up with you.

00:58:46But as a matter of fact, you breaking up with him

00:58:48is probably the best thing that could have ever happened to you.

00:58:50I mean, why'd you ever get involved with that jerk?

00:58:53Because the other jerk in my life took off and left me hanging!

00:59:00Why did you leave me, Ricky?

00:59:01I left you because I was afraid, Kyle.

00:59:16You see, your grandfather always said that he wanted the best for you.

00:59:22The absolute best!

00:59:24And you see, my problem is that Ricky Wade

00:59:30has never been the best in anything, ever.

00:59:36And I didn't want to bring you down with me.

00:59:39I didn't want to destroy your future.

00:59:42So I left.

00:59:43I took off.

00:59:46Because I cared.

00:59:47I came back here because I cared.

00:59:56Your grandfather cares a lot about you.

01:00:00And he cares a lot about this camp.

01:00:03And he wants you to have this camp when he's gone.

01:00:09And I want to see that happen.

01:00:10I'm sorry, Kelly.

01:00:16I'm so sorry I heard you.

01:00:20Please forgive me.

01:00:30Kelly!

01:00:32Kelly!

01:00:33Something must be wrong.

01:00:35Grandpa's never up this late.

01:00:40Tomorrow morning, I'm closing the camp.

01:00:53I have no choice.

01:00:56The mortgage and...

01:00:59and all these refunds...

01:01:03it's simply...

01:01:06too much to handle.

01:01:08Son, I want to thank you for everything you've done for us.

01:01:18You've brought back an awful lot of good memories.

01:01:26Kelly...

01:01:27sweetheart...

01:01:30forgive me.

01:01:32Oh, Grandpa.

01:01:38Ricky, what's wrong?

01:01:52Nothing.

01:01:53Do you have any broken glass I could gargle?

01:01:59What is it?

01:02:03Two of the biggest boobs I've seen all night.

01:02:06How do I look?

01:02:07Great.

01:02:14These must be really special boobs...

01:02:16if we have to sneak up on them.

01:02:18These aren't boobs.

01:02:20These are bad guys.

01:02:29Son of a bitch!

01:02:31My bungalow.

01:02:34Who did this?

01:02:37Oh, crap!

01:02:39What?

01:02:41I had some rocks.

01:02:42I was painting them.

01:02:42They look like dried fruit and nuts.

01:02:44They must have took them.

01:02:45They must have took them.

01:02:45They must have taken them.

01:02:46They must have taken them.

01:03:05I think these guys have seen too many movies.

01:03:07seen too many movies neil i think i've got a solution but it's gonna take some big cojones

01:03:30my my if it isn't little rick my my if it isn't little dick dick show him

01:03:37in ricky how nice to see you again please come and sit down

01:03:48would you care for a drink oh yeah sure i'll have a uh double chocolate decaffeinated milkshake with

01:03:54jerry always ready with a joke i like that in a man here's your drink mrs show whoa kyle nice

01:04:04outfit hey listen while you're standing there you i got a little dirt on my shoe you mind polishing

01:04:08that for me stop now sit down i wonder if your shits on command too that'll be enough you two

01:04:20um why did you want this meeting i have an offer from neil peterson oh interesting enlighten me

01:04:28you'd like to have a rematch on the ski meet another ski meet what why should we give you

01:04:33jerks another ski meet let me finish

01:04:38now this time the stakes will be bigger much bigger if twin oaks wins

01:04:48he's going to accept that offer you made to him the other day however if lakeside wins

01:04:58you'll pay off our mortgage and leave us alone

01:05:03when do you propose this rematch the day after tomorrow so soon well for some unexplained reason

01:05:11many of our campers have decided to leave same rules same judges what's your response i accept but on one condition

01:05:26if lakeside loses you come back to work for me at minimum wage for a period of five years what

01:05:33how important is this to you ricky this isn't the world of chocolate shakes and extra cherries you know

01:05:43this is the real world are you going to put up or shut up

01:05:54well monica i'll be putting up come on guys let's do it come on anything's possible if you want a bad note

01:06:03look at michael jackson

01:06:33hey how are we looking good hey where'd you learn to ski like that

01:06:46ladies and gentlemen i give you victor the ninth and tenth wonder of the world

01:06:56hey victor show me something special

01:07:04come on come on do it baby come on no you can do it come on do it man do it do it yes

01:07:10yeah all right way to go thank ben

01:07:17all right looking good bring it on in let's go come on stay on the ball let's go

01:07:22jump the way let me see it jump the way yeah

01:07:40all right

01:07:47all right solid move way to go

01:07:53my curiosity toys with me tell me mr link

01:07:58what do you rate our chances tomorrow

01:08:01mm-hmm excellent beyond excellent if i had a million dollars i'd bet it all well i wish i had your

01:08:08confidence unfortunately i don't which is why my two associates here are going to assist you in the

01:08:17background of course assist me why we can win this thing monica i put together an excellent team here

01:08:23look you are a very good ski instructor but compared to ricky wade you well you're a novice

01:08:30look it's nothing personal it's just that well there's a lot at stake and

01:08:35i'll be a good boy and uh run along and replenish my drink

01:08:49everything prepared i contacted chuck lewis we'll take care of it tonight excellent

01:08:54and it's all centered around the ski jump are there any questions anyone anyone no good i don't think

01:09:07any of you could ever possibly realize the importance of this meet that you're gonna have tomorrow

01:09:13to me and to the future of lakeside so all i'm asking you is that you really try to go out there

01:09:21tomorrow and do the best you can please let's hear it come on beat twin oaks

01:09:34what are you doing i thought i told you to wear black it was on sale all right why are you come on

01:09:47hey how much was the hat well it was 395. forget the stupid hair

01:09:54do that again and i'll kill you it was an accident accident you're an accident okay come on

01:10:04okay i want to get back to business here i want you guys to go back to your cabins and get some

01:10:18sleep look sharp i'll see you first thing in the morning all right you know you know something give

01:10:24me one minute i'll be right there but i thought we were gonna go to the doc no go ahead it's okay

01:10:28seriously i'm just gonna hang out and uh clean up a little bit go ahead be right there it's okay okay

01:10:38i'm really excited about tomorrow i think we're gonna win here me too

01:10:41it's gonna be so great ricky ricky asked me to uh straighten up the lodge a little before we split

01:10:46you think you can give me a hand sure west yeah great i guess i'll see you in the morning hillary

01:10:52okay night victor you know what tell you what i'll stack the chairs okay and why don't you take the

01:10:58chalkboard and stick it right over there against the wall how's that sound sure well that's great man great

01:11:14you all right man my arm i think i broke it

01:11:44oh we gotta get him to help me out get him out get him out get him out kelly go get the car

01:12:01are you proud of yourself what are you talking about cut the crap wes i know that you and howie set

01:12:07this up purposely to hurt victor do you think that humiliating people makes you a big man wes huh

01:12:17you are just like my own boyfriend you don't give a damn about anybody else's feelings

01:12:21and that makes you very small very small

01:12:32i get the feeling she's pissed

01:12:34shut up ladies and gentlemen welcome to a very special unofficial rematch of last weekend's challenge

01:12:42cup scheming all right gather round gather round this is it listen up you guys lost the last one but

01:12:48now you got me and i'm not a loser so let's check our equipment go out there and kick some butt

01:12:59as you may recall lakeside defeated twin oak this is it guys this is very important i need you all to do

01:13:06your best okay we're gonna go out there and we're gonna kick some butt you don't realize how much this

01:13:11tournament means to us i mean i don't think you'll ever realize how much this tournament means to us

01:13:17we're gonna go out there and we're gonna do it and also if you wouldn't mind i'd like to dedicate this

01:13:22day to our brother and broken arms man victor so how about it ladies and gentlemen let the rematch begin

01:13:48our first contestant is lakeside counselor jennifer lipton

01:14:18next up twin oaks recreation director kyle lee

01:14:38oh

01:14:52oh

01:14:56oh

01:15:08oh

01:15:32hey

01:15:36look something happened

01:16:04oh my there's been an accident involving ricky wade let's hope he hasn't been injured this is

01:16:12unbelievable

01:16:20guys guys guys

01:16:23listen to me i need your help it's important

01:16:34all right

01:16:44oh

01:16:46oh

01:16:48you ever play soccer with a bowling ball that's about where i'm at right now listen we've got to get

01:16:54someone to replace ricky we need every point we can get all right okay everybody come on gather up come on i got an idea here

01:17:02we're we're we're we're gonna think for a while and then after that we're gonna think about it

01:17:06apparently lakeside has entered another skier to replace ricky wade

01:17:10wade

01:17:12when we're done with that we'll think some more

01:17:16hey you guys

01:17:18i have no idea who he is

01:17:20wait a minute

01:17:22wait a minute

01:17:24it's neil peterson

01:17:26lakeside's owner

01:17:28we're gonna do

01:17:30we're gonna do it

01:17:32we're gonna do it

01:17:34we're gonna do it

01:17:36we're gonna do it

01:17:38ho ho ho ho

01:17:40ha ha ha ha ha ha

01:17:48wow

01:17:50wow

01:17:56i don't know

01:17:58Oh, my God.

01:18:04Yeah!

01:18:06Yeah!

01:18:07All right, Tinker.

01:18:08Yeah!

01:18:09Now let's look to our judges to see how they've scored.

01:18:11Neil Peterson.

01:18:138-7, 8-8, and 8-5.

01:18:16And that narrows Twin Oaks' lead to 3.2 points.

01:18:20Grandpa, you handsome dog.

01:18:22I didn't know you still had it in here.

01:18:24Oh, neither did I.

01:18:26We now come to the men's ski job.

01:18:29And, as usual, the outcome of the entire meet

01:18:32comes down to this, the final event.

01:18:35Good going, man.

01:18:36Something must have motivated you to get you out there, huh?

01:18:39Well, I had to do something.

01:18:41This camp is all I've got.

01:18:42It's all Kelly's got.

01:18:44I know.

01:18:45I couldn't let it go without a fight.

01:18:46I know.

01:18:47I wish there was something more that I could...

01:18:49Listen, don't feel bad, son.

01:18:50You did everything you possibly could,

01:18:52and I mean everything.

01:18:54Be proud.

01:18:55It's something I'll never forget.

01:19:01Yeah!

01:19:02Yeah!

01:19:08What a terrific jump for Twin Oaks!

01:19:10That certainly won't hurt their score!

01:19:12Ricky, since you're injured, who's gonna jump?

01:19:16Oh, well, that's easy.

01:19:17That's gonna be, uh...

01:19:19Well...

01:19:20Hey...

01:19:21Uh...

01:19:22Uh...

01:19:23It's your choice.

01:19:24You're the man.

01:19:25I'm the man right now.

01:19:26Todd Christie's score of 26.3 puts Twin Oaks ahead by 29.5 points, making Lakeside's chances of winning virtually nil!

01:19:42What?

01:19:43Virtually nil?

01:19:44Virtually nil?

01:19:45Virtually nil?

01:19:46Look down your pants!

01:19:47You'll find something virtually nil!

01:19:48Virtually nil!

01:19:49You'll find Meghan!

01:19:50Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!

01:19:51Hahahaha!

01:19:52Ha, ha, ha!

01:19:53Kelly?

01:19:54Give me my skis.

01:19:55Yeah!

01:19:56Alright!

01:19:57What are you doing?

01:19:58Kelly, give me my skis.

01:20:08Watch this.

01:20:10It looks like Ricky Wade will be jumping for lakeside

01:20:13despite an apparent leg injury.

01:20:17You sure about this, Ricky?

01:20:18I was bored, sir.

01:20:21Hit it.

01:20:22Okay, here goes.

01:20:24Woo!

01:20:28One...

01:20:55Two...

01:21:02Three!

01:21:05Incredible!

01:21:06Ricky Wade has completed the triple hinge.

01:21:09Only the second man to ever do it.

01:21:12Unbelievable!

01:21:15Now let's check the all-important scores.

01:21:18Three perfect hands.

01:21:20Lakeside wins!

01:21:22Lakeside wins!

01:21:24Lakeside wins!

01:21:25No!

01:21:26No!

01:21:36You bungling idiots!

01:21:38You're fired!

01:21:46Hey, Nunzio.

01:21:47let's go back to the relocation program.

01:21:49Yeah!

01:21:50Oh!

01:21:52All right!

01:21:54Let's go!

01:21:55Let's go!

01:21:56Let's go!

01:21:57Let's go!

01:21:58Let's go!

01:22:19On time?

01:22:21Eight seconds late.

01:22:23Oh, crap!

01:22:24I gotta get this baby tuned.

01:22:27Bye, you guys! See ya!

01:22:29Bye, guys!

01:22:30It was fun!

01:22:31How are you?

01:22:32How are you?

01:22:33Jennifer, uh...

01:22:36I had a good time.

01:22:37Thanks, Jennifer.

01:22:39I'll catch you inside.

01:22:40Okay, man. See you in a minute.

01:22:42Welp, uh...

01:22:44These things definitely aren't easy.

01:22:46I want you to know that I really learned a lot about myself

01:22:50because of you.

01:22:51I want to say thanks.

01:22:53Hey, take care, guys.

01:22:55Bye!

01:22:56Bye!

01:22:57I got a little something.

01:23:06Well, I guess this is my cue, huh?

01:23:08Yeah.

01:23:09Hey.

01:23:11See you, Jennifer.

01:23:13Bye.

01:23:1412 plus, huh?

01:23:15Yeah.

01:23:16See you later.

01:23:17See you next year!

01:23:18Bye-bye!

01:23:19Take care of you!

01:23:20I'm gonna really miss you folks.

01:23:24Neil, someday I want to be able to bring my kids to your camp.

01:23:25You do that, son.

01:23:26It'll be here.

01:23:27Jennifer.

01:23:28Bye, Victor.

01:23:29I hope you had fun.

01:23:30Thanks.

01:23:31Bye.

01:23:32Bye!

01:23:33Bye-bye.

01:23:34Bye.

01:23:35Bye, Victor!

01:23:36I hope you had fun!

01:23:37Thanks.

01:23:38Oh, Victor.

01:23:39Bye-bye.

01:23:40You do that, son. It'll be here.

01:23:44Jennifer.

01:23:45Bye, Victor. I hope you had fun.

01:23:47Thanks.

01:23:48Oh, Victor, bye-bye.

01:23:51You like my hair?

01:23:52You look terrific.

01:23:58I think I'm gonna miss you most of all, Ricky.

01:24:01Gosh, I suddenly feel like I'm in The Wizard of Oz.

01:24:06Take care of the thing.

01:24:07Oh, oh, oh, okay, no tongue.

01:24:10Oh, no tongue, Victor. Get out of here.

01:24:11Come on, get out of here. Go on.

01:24:12Bye, Victor.

01:24:13Bye, Victor.

01:24:14Bye, Vic.

01:24:14Hey, Victor.

01:24:16Where's your clothes, man?

01:24:18Victor!

01:24:19Wait!

01:24:20Wait for me!

01:24:23Victor, I'll get us some good seats, okay?

01:24:28Hey.

01:24:29Hey, Ricky.

01:24:33Think my mom's gonna like her?

01:24:34I don't know, but your dad's gonna love her.

01:24:38Bye-bye.

01:24:40Bye.

01:24:43Well, another summer's come and gone.

01:24:47But, you know, I have a feeling next summer is gonna be even better.

01:24:53Don't worry, Neil.

01:24:55I can guarantee it.

01:24:56Leave.

01:25:12Leave.

01:25:12The movie's over.

01:25:20Go home.

01:25:21The movie's over.

01:25:22You paid your money, you saw the movie, now go home.

01:25:27Oh, I got it.

01:25:27You're watching a video.

01:25:29Okay, push stop now.

01:25:30Better yet, push rewind.

01:25:31That way you save the 50 cents.

01:25:34Look, this isn't working.

01:25:36Some movie star you are.

01:25:37I was in Coney's.

01:25:43I was in Coney's.

01:25:44Oh, darling, I'm in the broad lines, fighting for my life.

01:26:01I'm hoping that you're part of the right, but I've been broken, but there's one mistake.

01:26:14And I found out that my heart ain't fake.

01:26:18I surrender what you loved, locked for me inside.

01:26:24Oh, I'm giving you my last excuse.

01:26:32It's time that you were told the truth.

01:26:35Oh yeah, I remember the night I fell in love with you

01:26:43Oh yeah, I remember the night I only fell with you

01:26:51Oh yeah, I remember the night

01:26:57Oh darling, oh I'm running for my life

01:27:06You're wounded, but I may not survive

01:27:12So I'm asking, as a friend, is there somewhere

01:27:20We could make it and let's go to the truth

01:27:26Cause I'm in love with you

01:27:29I'm giving you my last excuse

01:27:36It's time that you were told the truth

01:27:40Oh yeah, I remember the night

01:27:44I fell in love with you

01:27:48Oh yeah, I remember the night

01:27:53I wanna live with you

01:27:56Oh yeah, I remember the night

01:28:02Oh yeah, I remember the night

01:28:05Oh yeah, I remember the night

01:28:07Oh yeah, I remember the night

01:28:10Oh yeah, I remember the night

01:28:12Oh yeah, I remember the night

01:28:14Oh yeah, I remember the night

01:28:15Oh yeah, I remember the night

01:28:16Oh yeah, I remember the night

01:28:17Oh yeah, I remember the night

01:28:18Oh yeah, I remember the night

01:28:19Oh yeah, I remember the night

01:28:20Oh yeah, I remember the night

01:28:21Oh yeah, I remember the night

01:28:22Oh yeah, I remember the night

01:28:23Oh yeah, I remember the night

01:28:24Oh yeah, I remember the night

01:28:25Oh yeah, I remember the night

01:28:26Oh yeah, I remember the night

01:28:27Oh yeah, I remember the night

01:28:28Oh yeah, I remember the night

01:28:29Oh yeah, I remember the night

01:28:30Oh yeah, I remember the night

01:28:31Oh yeah, I remember the night

01:28:32Oh yeah, I remember the night

01:28:33Oh, I gave my last excuse

01:28:43Darling, you deserve the poor

01:28:47Oh, girl, I remember the night

01:28:52I fell in love with you

01:28:55Oh, girl, I remember the night

01:29:00I remember with you

01:29:04Oh, girl, I remember the night

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